Ghost Ninja and the Saturday Night Troll Show host endure a chaotic seven-hour broadcast filled with technical glitches, heated confrontations over alleged racism and anti-Semitism, and aggressive defenses of his expensive PC setup. While mocking streamers like SJC and engaging in a "troll war" involving marijuana use and alcohol consumption, the host defends controversial political figures and rejects inappropriate chat requests ranging from bestiality to scams on dating lines. Ultimately, the episode highlights the volatile intersection of online toxicity, substance abuse, and performative outrage within the streaming community. [Automatically generated summary]
It's episode two of the Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
Woo!
You know what you're listening to, baby.
This is the Saturday Night Troll Show, episode two.
You trolls are lucky I'm even here.
Respect me or no goddamn show.
Do you hear me, trolls?
Respect me or no goddamn freaking show.
And shut up in the chat room saying that I'm late.
I'm not late, you son of a bitch.
You're lucky I'm even here.
You're lucky I'm even here.
Do you understand?
You're lucky.
Now go ahead and spread this show around the internet and throughout the world and let them know that the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night troll show is an affected in the house.
You're goddamn right.
You're damn right.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
I'm not late.
Ain't nobody late here, okay?
Nobody tells me what to do.
Nobody.
All right, let's go ahead.
Fade out the damn.
Let's go ahead and fade out the goddamn music engineer.
Fade out the damn music for Christ's sake.
Go ahead and take that.
There we are.
We're on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
What is this?
I mean, well, hold on.
I can't hear.
I can't hear a damn thing.
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
I can't hear a goddamn thing when it comes to, did anybody hear that?
Did everybody hear that for Christ's sake, TTS?
Of course it's muted.
Why wouldn't it be muted?
Why wouldn't it be muted for Christ's sake?
all right hold on just a second for fucking anyway this is saturday night troll show episode two You know what time it is, folks?
Let me go ahead and mess around with the audio settings here, and then we'll get back to the damn broadcast here.
All right.
Let me go ahead and redo it.
It was Simulator Player 23.
What up, man?
I can't hear.
I can't hear the local live.
I can't hear the goddamn thing for heaven's sake.
Major props to you showing up tonight.
And shut up.
This is not a goddamn.
Shut up.
All right.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
It's the last thing I want to hear.
Oh, you can hear.
We can hear it now.
How come I can't hear it?
How come I can't hear the son of a bitch?
No I am.
All right.
Late again, mother.
First of all, I can't hear it.
How come I can't hear it, engineer?
Late again, MF.
Yeah, real funny.
All right.
Just shut your mouth.
And I'm not a goddamn deaf mute, you son of a bitch.
All right.
For some reason, I can't hear this son of a bitch.
I can't hear it.
I can't hear it.
It's a Saturday Night Troll Show, episode two.
Let me try something over here.
Oh, my God.
You know, I just, I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, man.
It just, it just pisses me off.
All right.
Let's see if we can.
Let's see if we can do this now.
Let's replay the last one who said I was late.
All right.
Can you hear us?
How come I can't hear this son of a bitch?
How come I can't hear it?
This is not funny.
This is not cool.
All right.
How come I can't hear it?
And shut up in the chat room, man.
It's not a damn Obama PC.
This is a Corsier I-160.
All right, you son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
I don't understand why I can't hear this son of a bitch.
It makes me sick to my stomach that I can't.
And, you know, what is this?
I kick your ass for being late.
You idiots are lucky that I'm even here, you son of a bitch.
Do you understand that?
You guys are lucky I'm even freaking here, you dumbass.
All right, I'm not even joking around.
You people are lucky.
But yet, do you have any kind of consideration whatsoever?
No.
All right.
And what movie is from that?
It's Uncle Buck, dude.
It's Uncle Buck.
All right.
That's where the donation thing is coming from.
All right.
Now, listen, we got a lot of things to talk about today.
It's the Saturday Night Troll Show.
We like to talk about some things.
Anchor baby.
Nice boomer PC Shekel God.
But look, shut up.
All right, asshole.
I don't understand why I can't hear this son of a bitch.
It makes me sick to my stomach that I can't.
I can't hear a goddamn thing.
For heaven's sake.
Hold on.
Let me see if I can even hear.
Let me see if I can even hear what's going on for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
Hey, ghost, I'm just here.
All right.
Thank you very much.
And good luck to your college exams, all right?
Good luck to your college example.
How come I can't hear this son of a bitch?
Hey, cheers to you.
Hopefully, you get some good grades on your college exams here, Mr. Sonic.
Hopefully, wheelchair got stuck, asshole.
I'm not, listen.
Oh, my God.
Damn it, man.
I want to be honest with you.
I'm not in the mood for this crap.
All right.
I'm not in the damn mood for this.
Here's Dark Mean Magician, girl.
What's the point of us donating if you're going to buy an Obama Mac?
I'm not.
Shut the fuck up, Dark Mean Magician, girl.
What the hell have I told you?
What the hell have I told you?
I've told you to get back in the kitchen, get acquainted with some kitchen appliances so you can actually have yourself a decent steal, you dumb broad.
Oh my God.
I don't understand why in the hell I cannot hear this.
All right.
I don't understand why I can't hear this son of a bitch.
I'm glad that all of you can hear it, but I can't.
All right.
Let me go to the goddamn audio settings.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this for Christ's sake, man?
Everything's there.
I don't know.
Everything is the same way as it was the last time.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, listen, hey, asshole, always grinding.
That's what I've been doing.
All right.
That's what I've been doing.
All right.
Shut up and stop calling me a goddamn boomer in the chat room.
All right, I don't know what the hell's going on.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, can we at least hear YouTube videos?
Can we at least do this?
Because I want to talk about some things here.
And, you know, I want at least people to hear the goddamn YouTube video.
All right.
All right.
Let me go ahead and let me test this.
Let me test what's going on here.
All right.
Well, hold on.
What is this?
Black Hat.
Glorified Obama PC.
Oh, it took long enough.
Shut up, man.
You're lucky I'm even here.
You heartless trolls.
You're lucky I'm even here, man.
You're lucky I'm even here in this son of a bitch.
I'm not even kidding around.
After what you did this past week on the ghost show.
And if you haven't heard the ghost show, I'd strongly recommend to go to my channel and take a look at the past three episodes.
What a piece of trash.
What a piece of trash that you goddamn trolls have turned my show into, man.
I don't appreciate it.
I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
I'm not even joking around.
I don't appreciate it.
All right, look, let's go ahead and see.
Give me a PC shot.
All right, let's take a PC shot.
Let me see if y'all can see this and hear this.
Can y'all see this and hear this?
What is this?
I can't even hear this.
I can't even hear this crap.
Oh, Christ.
Can y'all, how come I can't hear none of this, engineer?
How come I can't hear none of this?
I want to talk about the HTC Cosmos.
All right.
I can't hear a goddamn thing for Christ's sake.
What the actual crap, man?
Everybody can hear everything just fine.
I can't hear it.
How come I can't hear this, son of a bitch?
Why?
Why, engineer?
Oh, my God.
I am checking my audio.
What is this?
The freaking panda.
Local live hall mentor payment.
Oh, my God.
My friend said that.
My friend says, No, I'm a capitalist.
All right.
I'm not no anarcho-anything freaking panda.
What do you want?
Oh, the scat man.
Well, hold on.
Remember who I work for?
Are you kidding me?
Remember who I work for?
Oh, for Christ's sake.
Let me try something else.
All right.
Let me try something else.
All right.
Let me let me let me close this out here.
Let me close all this out and let me see if this if this does the trick.
All right.
Let me see if this does the damn trick.
For Christ's sake, man.
Hold on.
Let me put something else on.
What else do we have here?
All right.
Let's let's hear.
How about President Trump?
How about President Trump here?
Let's see if we can hear him.
Let's see if we can hear President Trump.
Can we hear?
I can't hear him.
I can't hear a goddamn thing.
I can't hear a fucking thing for heaven's sake.
Traps for ghosts.
Asshole winking at you.
Jesus Christ.
Maybe this is a sign I shouldn't even be doing this broadcast.
I'm not even joking around.
Maybe this is a goddamn sign.
Maybe this is a sign that I shouldn't even be doing this shit.
Maybe I should just go ahead and just stop what I'm doing now.
You know that right now it's the last day in San Hambonio or San Antonio.
It's the last day for Fiesta.
That's right.
That's right.
It's the last day for Fiesta.
Widescreen Setup Issues00:17:25
Oh my God.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I think I got the goddamn situation here.
All right.
I think I got the damn situation.
How come this goddamn thing, how come this damn thing is muted?
This is, it's muting my stuff.
No wonder.
No wonder.
All right.
How come this damn thing is muted?
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
Press.
Please kiss the tip ghost mushroom.
Stop talking to me in emojis, you asshole.
All right.
Please stop talking to me in emojis.
What is this?
Helen Keller Death Mute Show.
Listen.
I'm trying.
All right.
I'm trying here.
All right.
I'm trying.
Hold on.
What is this?
No, that isn't doing a goddamn thing.
All right.
This isn't doing a goddamn thing.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't know what the hell.
Hold on.
We got it.
Hold on.
I got an error going on.
I got an error going on for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Captain Hook, if I can ask this, I'm getting interested in commodities.
Should I buy up silver coins or ounce bars in a while?
That's a very good question, Captain Hook.
In my personal opinion, I think that you should be focusing in on coinage.
You should be focusing in on coinage right now.
And the reason I suggest this is because if you are just going to go and buy bullion, like regular bars of silver, I mean, all you're going to be able to get for that is the spot value of that given rise or fall in the bullion.
But if you have a group of coinage, and let me tell you something about the coin industry.
The coin industry is definitely very fickle.
Hold on.
In the field of local.
I can hear it now.
Press eggplant if Ghost is a stupid crippled boomer.
I'm not a stupid cripple.
First of all, I'm not a stupid cripple.
All right.
First and foremost.
All right.
And secondly, you know what?
I mean, if I'm a boomer, you know, it's so what?
All right.
It's better than being a goddamn millennial piece of trash.
All right.
Now, once again, Captain Hook, if you invest in coins, whenever the price of silver or gold, whatever gold coinage or silver coinage you're invested in, when it goes up, not only does it go up in bullying value, but the coin industry is very, very lucrative.
Oh, my God.
Black Hat, the years have not been kind to you, boomers, living in denial and now going deaf.
Oh, how quaint.
Yeah, how freaking quaint.
All right, listen.
Everybody just shut your stupid stinking salmon smelling holes.
I think I've got everything situated here, and it's time to talk about some things.
All right.
It's time to talk about some things here.
All right.
Now, I hope that gives you a little bit of insight on what to, you know, in my opinion, I invest in nothing but coins when it comes to metals or jewelry.
You know what I'm saying?
Jewelry as well is something to be lucrative.
Look, this is not the ghost show.
This is the Saturday Night Troll show.
We want to talk about some gaming situations here.
And listen, I want to be honest with you.
I am waiting.
That's the whole reason why I asked if you could see that Viv Cosmos trailer.
All right.
And the reason is, is because that's what I'm waiting for.
I'm waiting for the Viv Cosmos trailer, or excuse me, the actual on sale of the V Cosmos, because the Viv Cosmos is where it's at.
What is it?
Oh, my God.
Synagogue shootout.
Oyve Ghostler has holocausted us again.
Look, shut up.
And that's horrible what happened in California.
That's horrible what happened in California to those that got shot by some hate crime lunatic out there in the synagogue.
All right.
In the field of local lives.
Look at this.
Obama PC.
Oh, my God.
Boomer once again fails to do simple technological.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Everything's working.
All right.
Everything is working.
Look, let me show you the PC that I have because you sons of bitches just don't.
You don't understand that I went out all out, all right, to get this damn PC for you, for you people, for all of you.
And do you give a crap about it?
Absolutely not, okay?
You son of a bitches are out here calling it an Obama PC.
This is not an Obama PC.
This is goddamn PC top of the line, buddy.
Do you understand?
In the field of local lives.
What do you want?
Just quote.
Oh, my God.
I didn't say that.
Whatever this idiot is saying, I don't say those valids obsessed and poised her.
Cast a veil of dusk upon the cloister.
Well, what the hell is Prime Mover?
Maternal slave with child of her grave.
Mother, shook in her womb.
All right, just shut up already, all right?
Shut your mouth.
You know who I am?
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm not saying that emoji.
And stop talking to me in emojis, you son of a bitch.
All right, stop.
You all stop talking to me in emojis.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
You guys are starting to piss me off.
All right.
You guys are pissing me the hell off.
And I don't appreciate it, man.
I mean, you guys are lucky I'm even here, bro.
You understand?
I mean, it's a Saturday night troll show.
I told you, sons of bitches, that I was thinking about not coming by here today, and I shouldn't have.
I want to be completely honest.
All right.
I shouldn't have, because I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm going to be goddamn honest with you.
I just shouldn't have.
All right, man.
I mean, you sons of bitches, man.
You know, it never ends, dude.
It never ends.
All right.
Shut up in the chat room.
I'm watching you, sons of bitches.
All right.
Just shut your stupid stinking salmon smelling hole already.
All right.
For Christ's sake, I mean, can you just give me a break?
All right.
Let me show y'all what I purchased here.
Go ahead.
Put it on.
Put it on the PC shot.
Look at this.
Look at this.
This is a Corsair.
This is the exact PC that I am running right now.
All right.
Take a look at this.
It is one of the smallest boxes.
Look at this.
And it's got convection technology.
What do you want?
Cry more cuck.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
Take a look at the back of this thing.
Take a look at the back of this thing.
What do you want?
Oh, my God.
What do you want?
Scuffed Adolf Hitler.
Can you just let me do what I'm doing here?
It's a Saturday night troll.
I want to tell everybody the fucking PC I'm working on out here.
All right.
Take a look at that bag.
Take a look at it.
It's got everything that you want out here, man.
Everything.
Let's take a deeper look at it.
Take a look at those inputs.
Look at all that USB.
Take a look at that HDMI.
Take a look at all this.
And, you know, take a look at the front.
The same thing.
You got inputs here.
You got inputs here.
Take a look at that.
Look at that.
That's awesome.
Here's where the top of the PC is.
It's got convection cooling technology.
So it doesn't ever overheat and all that good stuff.
And by the way, it's got the, you see these little these little lines here?
I mean, there's literally LED lights that you can control from your computer and literally go in a methodical type of way.
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
It can bounce around.
It could stay a static color.
It gives better aesthetics.
I'm telling you, it is a small PC.
Let's scroll down to the son of a bitch.
All right.
Let me show you.
This is it.
Look at this.
Let's watch the video of the Corsair.
This is my PC.
All of you sons of bitches in the chat room that are calling this an Obama PC.
Take a look at this.
All right.
Take a look at this.
Take a look at this.
Look at this.
Compacting all that.
Compacting all that.
Look at the word.
Compacting all that into this little PC.
Look at that.
2080 TI NVIDIA.
Convection technology.
All right.
I mean, look at this.
This is a beautiful machine.
And you people are calling it an Obama PC.
Are you joking?
Are you joking?
I mean, 4K multi-display immersion, which I've got a 49-inch widescreen TV or widescreen monitor.
Look at how tall it is.
Easy accessibility so that you can potentially go ahead and do upgrades.
Oh my God.
Why didn't you just build a PC?
It wouldn't take that long to build and won't become obsolete.
Hey, because what this has, you can't buy, you can't put together for the price.
All right.
You son of a bitch.
All right, go ahead and push, play it again.
Jesus Christ.
Can you stop?
I'm doing something here.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Some emotional ghost money burn.
You son of a bitch.
This is not a boomer PC.
Shut up.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
Look at this.
Intel Core i9 9900.
You've got Corsair award-winning 32 gigabytes of RAM.
You've got a one terabyte SSD hard drive.
You've got another, what is it, 256 gigabyte hard drive.
I mean, patented convection liquid cooling system.
Unbelievable.
I am very happy with this purchase.
And let me tell you, I've pretty much future-proofed.
Look at all this.
Look at all this.
You're goddamn right, man.
Look at this.
VR HDMI port.
It's VR ready.
And I'm waiting for the VR.
This is why I bought this thing.
And I also bought this thing so I could run the show a little bit more efficiently, even though you idiots are calling it a goddamn Obama PC, you son of a bitch.
All right, I got the i160 like nothing else.
I mean, look at how pretty that looks.
Look at that beautiful.
Look at it.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
State-of-the-art performance.
Everybody gets it.
Let me go ahead and take this off.
You people are probably getting a little bit of a hater aid.
All right.
In the field of local light.
3,600 shekels wasted.
What are you talking about?
This is a beautiful PC, dude.
This is a beautiful PC.
No.
No.
How the hell do you figure?
How do you figure this, for Christ's sake, man?
All right.
I got this.
Jesus Christ.
What?
Oh, my God.
How much bloatware do you have on that since you don't know dick about computers?
There's nothing.
There's no bloatware at all.
There's nothing.
With the exception of like Corsair.
Oh, my God.
What?
Can I just say that it's disturbing that mosque?
Churches and a synagogue got attacked all within a short time frame.
Yep.
And the mosque got attacked during an important prayer and the churches during Easter.
It's really upsetting.
Hey, you know, I mean, this is the world we're living in, for Christ's sake, Ardhamman.
After I am a message, hey, anonymous money.
Here's their conversation.
We're not doing that.
All right.
We're not, you know, I'm not even joking around.
We're not doing that.
We're not doing 12 bucks today, all right?
Black hat, so where's our money?
This is where our money went to.
What are you talking about?
This is where our money went to.
What are you talking about?
Ghost Heart Attack pays $5,000 on a PC, gets owned by Brazilian on a crap top.
What?
What the hell are you talking about?
Oh, my God.
Ghost wife leaked.
Obama PC looks great.
Funny thing is, my PC runs better than you.
I'm sure it does.
I'm sure it does.
You're right.
That's a beautiful paperweight.
You know what?
Fuck all of you for that.
You know what?
You don't know shit from Shinola.
This is top of the line, PC, buddy.
Oh, my God.
That's a Trump PC.
It's top of the line and even shaped like a tower.
Thank you.
Thank you, Flouder8.
I appreciate it, man.
I mean, I'm sitting over here.
I'm trying to tell you people what I got here.
And do you people even give a crap?
No, you don't.
In the field of locality.
What is this, Johnny Lawrence?
That's a badass PC.
Ignore these pussies.
They're just jealous that they don't have a badass PC.
I'm telling you.
They wish they could have a badass.
They wish they could have a badass machine like this is right.
They wish they could, all right?
You're goddamn right.
Now, let me go ahead and show you.
Let me show you the monitor that I've got in this son of a bitch.
And look, I'm only going to, you know, take a look at this particular video for a short period of time because it's one of these guys that goes in and we're going into this and this and that.
I got a Viotech 49-inch ultra-wide screen monitor.
All right, let's go ahead and take a look at the PC shot.
Look at that.
I have that right now.
This is what I'm broadcasting from.
Look at this.
Look at this.
It never really took off because it didn't work that well.
21.9 monitors came in and basically this place is beautiful.
Now these beautiful 49 inch, ultra wide, even more immersion, closer to what it is beautiful, but without it is beautiful.
Every game supports the digital displays, but in those that do, having the extra width adds a lot of that experience.
I mean that is immersive.
Get this stupid dork out of here.
Nobody gives a crap about your stupid little dork review.
All right, shut up anyway.
I'm not, i'm not even joking man.
All right, I mean 49 inch screen, ultra wide, baby.
All right, i'm not even joking man.
That's why you know, literally i'm running everything on a on a wide screen, all right now.
Now hey asshole, all of you people that are sitting here laughing your ass off, you're just, you're just haters, that's all.
You're just hating.
Well, what is it?
Local LIVE HOME what is it?
Oh my god.
Also, a shower thought occurred to me earlier.
I find it hilarious that people praise Bernie Sanders when he had his honeymoon in the Soviet Union and praised it, yet accused that's dumb, liberals in collusion.
Liberals are idiots.
Liberals are idiots.
Man, Local LIVE HALL, mentor payment oh my god.
Wide screen for wide ghost.
You all right, asshole.
All right, i'm telling you, you're all a bunch of haters.
You're lucky.
I'm even here.
You know that.
I mean, after what you did to the ghost show you assholes, are lucky.
I'm even here.
I'm trying to talk.
Some technology for you, sons of bitches, and and are y'all even giving a crap?
Are you y'all even?
No no, of course not.
Of course you aren't all right.
I mean this, look, I just shut up you.
People are trolling now.
I know you wished that you had a Setup like this.
I know you wished.
I mean, I'm sure some of you right now are waxing your digital carrots wishing that you had a setup like this.
All right.
So y'all are just a bunch of haters, and that's all there is to it.
All right.
God damn it.
I mean, what a way to intro the Saturday Night Troll Show.
The whole reason why I got this Corsier I-160 is because I want to start virtual reality gaming.
All right.
Now, I know there's a lot of people out there saying, hey, ghost, why don't you start gaming, dude?
Why don't you start gaming and playing this game and that game?
I don't want to get my thumbs bruised.
I don't want to be one of these sons of bitches that are out here, you know, just playing with their fingers and thinking that they're such badasses out here.
I want to be able to be fully immersed in the game where, you know, it's just like virtual reality, dude.
It's not, you're not stationary.
You're not sitting there like some fat ass in a goddamn fast food eating contest.
In the field of local live home, what is this?
Media share or troll war, do it.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
Don't tell me what to do, all right?
Oh my god.
You call yourself a capitalist, but you got ripped off buying a pre-book.
How do you figure I got ripped off?
Just saying.
Looks like you could have saved about 1.5K.
I don't think so.
I mean, hey, the NVIDIA 2080 Ti, just to get it by itself, is over a G. All right, just for the video card.
Double widescreen wheelchair.
No, there is no double widescreen, boy.
This is a widescreen.
There ain't no double screen.
Although I could attach, you know, from the monitor itself, I could attach even more screens to it or attach other devices to it.
I could attach my laptop to the screen and be able to move files from one PC to the next using the monitor as like a hub.
You know, so you know, I'm just, you people don't know shit from Shinola.
Ghost PC Overheating00:09:04
All right.
You guys are just haters, and that's why you sons of bitches are talking garbage to me.
All right.
In the field of local live hall meant attentions.
Wait, wait, hold on.
No wheelchairs in VR.
Asshole, I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair.
Shut the fuck up about that crap.
I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair, you son of a bitch.
Now, look, the whole reason why I bought this is to get into VR.
Now, we've got, you know, the HTC Cosmos in which I'm looking for.
I'm looking to get into the HTC Cosmos, but what do you have?
You've got just 32 GB of RAM, 2TB external, over 3,000.
Typical dumb boomer, overspending on.
Go shove it up your ass.
The fucking video card is over a grand, you moron.
Jesus Christ, I got a 2080 TI NVIDIA.
All right.
I mean, look at this.
I'm running a stream right now.
I'm running a stream.
I'm playing YouTube videos.
I'm doing all this stuff.
Okay.
And it's only using 1.8% of my computing power right now.
You understand that?
So you assholes don't know crap.
So just sit there and shut up.
Now, I want to wait for Jesus Christ.
Oh, look at the threats I'm getting.
Look at the threats.
Watch hentai or troll war.
Hey, if that's the negotiation, well, then you go shove your troll war up your ass.
I'm not watching hentai, you son of a bitch.
All right, you bunch of goddamn cartoon girl fetish bastards.
Hallent payments.
Oh my god.
What is this?
Seriously, ghost, PC Park Picker would have showed you that the GPU for a good price building.
Just, I don't, first of all, I don't have the time to be doing that.
Okay, aside from, you know, broadcasting to all ungrateful bun dumbass trolls like you, all right, I don't have time.
I'm a businessman, all right?
I have brick-mortar businesses that I got to look after.
I've got things I've got to do for Christ's sake, man.
I don't have the time to be sitting around like a goddamn butt monkey, putting a bunch of freaking parts together, and just so I can say, yeah, I built my PC.
Yay!
Now, I want to be honest with you, I really didn't want to come up here for the Saturday Night Troll Show episode two.
Can you play games on that computer in 60 FPS?
Yeah.
All right, just listen.
All right.
Can you just let me talk?
I didn't want to come up here on the Saturday Night Troll Show for episode two because out here in San Antonio, it's the last night of Fiesta.
And tonight, believe it or not, is this big, huge night parade.
And right now, folks, those that aren't listening, they're not at the night parade, those that aren't partaking in the festivities out here, they're having parties.
Now, I'm going to be honest with you.
There's about two or three Fiesta parties on my street alone.
What?
In the field of a local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Rematch, Rockets Warriors tomorrow.
Who will win the series?
Thanks for the troll show, ghost.
Cheers.
The pet Mexican.
I'll tell you what, for your sake, even though I'm not a Rockets fan, I hope the Rockets kick the crap out of the goddamn Golden State Warriors.
And by the way, San Antonio Spurs ain't doing too bad either.
All right?
Now, listen, there's like three, possibly more fiesta parties happening on my street right now.
VR equals Vietnam Rolling.
Yeah, real funny, man.
All right?
All right, real funny.
In the field of local live, home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Hey, ghost, when you get the PC up, let a brother know.
I mean, it's up, baby.
It's up now.
I'm broadcasting from you from the PC, all right?
In the field of local live.
Not letting you talk.
Oh, my God.
Go fuck yourself, ghost.
This means.
Oh, what are you threatening me?
Huh?
You're threatening me?
You're trying to say that there's going to be a goddamn troll war because I don't want to watch your stupid cartoon fetish hentai?
Well, then let it be, you piece of crap, all right?
Here, while you're at it, take a whiff of this here.
Take a whiff of this.
Take a whiff of that.
That's what I think of your troll war.
All right.
How do you use MediaShare on a phone?
Does it activate your phone's mic?
Media share on a phone?
I don't know.
I'm not an in-real life streamer.
I mean, what do I look like?
Some big-nosed shekel goblin targ like Ice Poseidon?
I don't know.
I don't do anything on a cell phone.
I've had the same cell phone for about five years while everybody's getting a new cell phone every six months.
All right?
In the field of local live hall mentatainment.
Oh, my God.
Troll war equals pause holes.
Yeah, no kidding.
All right.
No goddamn kidding.
I don't know.
All right.
I don't know.
But let me get back to VR.
Okay.
And look, you people in the chat room saying that I wasn't invited to any of the parties on my own street.
I was.
But I'm sitting here with you dumbasses.
All right.
Local live hall mentatainment.
Oh, my God.
Spurs down by 10, dumbass.
Are you kidding me?
They're down by 10?
Fucking bastards.
Ever since Tim Duncan left, man.
Oh, my God.
Mr. BN King, awesome PC, bro.
Can't wait to kick back in game with you, man.
I'm thinking about getting a new PC myself.
You should get one.
I know you're talking about the 4K screen, but you gotta wait for that, alright?
It's convection-assisted cooling, referring to using the concept that heat rises.
That force is there, but weak.
The bulk of your cooling is from that one-top fan-pulling era via two sides, each with its own.
And by the way, it never overheats.
It never overheats, baby, all right?
The fireworks hotline.
Call the San Antonio Fireworks hotline at 210-2077.
I don't think anybody's going to be popping fireworks except in the downtown area.
All right?
I don't think anybody should be popping fireworks.
Wait a minute.
Dark me magician girl, be honest.
We're your only friends.
I was invited to the parties on my street, but you know what?
I came here to broadcast the Saturday night.
Saturday night, Saturday night troll show.
I decided to come in here and do this with you, sons of bitches, all right?
And since everybody out here in San Antonio is celebrating Fiesta, I guess it's about time for me to celebrate it too.
All right, let me go ahead.
You know what time it is.
All right.
Let's go ahead and crack open some more beer.
That's right, baby.
More freaking beer.
Let me have some goddamn beer up in this son of a bitch.
All right.
The field of local live film.
Yeah.
I was just about to drink.
I was just about to drink, you little emoji donating son of a bitch, all right?
All right, everybody, you should go see my street.
Everybody's out there.
Everybody's partying.
Everybody's having a good Fiesta of a time out here.
All right, so let me go ahead and crack open some beer.
All right.
And you all know I don't like Fiesta.
I think it's a liberal excuse for white people to go out and wear sombreros and act like a goddamn jerk off and culturally appropriate a bunch of shit.
All right?
Damn liberals.
You'll never find more racist of a people than liberal white folk that try to virtue signal all the goddamn time.
Local live home.
What?
What is this?
What?
Oh, my God.
Please look at the link I sent earlier for 12 bucks.
You'll want to see it before it's taken down.
I don't want to play this fucking $12 game today, Anonymous.
I'm not going to do it because if I do it, some other moron is going to donate $12 and want me to go view his stupid goddamn video.
And we're not doing that shit today.
No, I am.
We're not doing that crap.
Oh, my God.
Evening, Ghost.
Do you have any more affordable whiskey recommendations?
I tried a bit of dickle.
I would say Johnny Walker, black, green, gold labels.
The mixed blends.
Oh, my God.
To all you idiots that want a troll war, I'm a veteran of Troll War 3.
There were many casualties on both sides.
VR Reality Confusion00:07:55
It's not something I'd ever like to see happen again.
That's what I'm saying, dude.
Do not.
And I repeat, do not talk lightly about a troll war because it's serious business, all right?
All right, tar-coated I-160.
Shut up, all right?
Don't go there.
Don't goddamn go there.
Don't goddamn go there.
And we got idiots and motorcycles cruising down the street, for Christ's sake.
It goes to show you what kind of parties we got going on out here, all right?
We got a lot of parties going on.
And you know what I'm doing?
On a Saturday night, I'm sitting over here being berated and being an object for you cyberbullies to bully.
This ghost, be careful with fireworks.
Your double-wide trailer will go up in 12 seconds, and your fat ass won't get your wheelchair out in the middle.
Shut your goddamn.
I'm not in a wheelchair, asshole.
Hello, and the almighty egg gang.
Jesus Christ, the almighty egg gang.
What the hell are you talking about?
All right, listen.
I want to talk about VR, but you assholes continue to troll me on TTS.
All right, so let me talk about VR.
All right.
Now I'm waiting once again for the HTC Cosmos, which is the new VR setup of HTC, which looks very promising out here.
Are you a fan of Jack on the Rocks?
That's the current choice over here.
Yeah, Jack and Coke, Jack on the Rocks.
You know, it ain't too bad.
I prefer a little bit more of the spy side mulch.
Oh, man.
Scotch.
Oh, my God.
You know, it's funny the Democrats have a history of racism.
Yep, they were voting in favor for slavery, weren't they?
And from what I understand, it was the Republicans that wanted to end slavery.
It absolutely was, Art Hammond.
All right.
The original abolitionists of slavery were Republicans, and the people that invented the Ku Klux Klan and that were for slavery were the Democrats.
Look it up, morons.
Of course, you know, no one will ever look.
Ghost Rotten Teeth, shut up and get to MediaShare Boomer.
Look, shut up.
I want to talk about virtual reality here.
Now, let's take one more look at what I'm waiting for.
Whenever the hell HTC puts out the Cosmos, look at this.
Look at this.
Put the PC shot on there.
This is beautiful.
Look at this.
Look at the new features it has.
Now, you see, now you see these little holes here.
This is supposed to track your eye movements so that when you're immersed in virtual reality, you don't necessarily have to turn your head to focus in on something within the virtual reality context.
Now, you've got something that's going to monitor your eye movements.
So, when your eyes move, the focus of the VR game will move with your eyes.
So, that's an that's just fully immersive right there, okay?
Then you've got the new headset, the new headrest.
You kind of just put it on.
You're like a jeweler or something.
You're like a goddamn optometrist putting this damn thing on your head.
It's got good headrests.
Now, once again, a new feature on the HTC Cosmos.
What?
What?
Press V if Ghostler will use VR for hentai cornets.
Shut up.
I'm not going to fucking use it for that.
Put the PC shot on, all right?
And take a look at this.
When you have to get from VR to reality really fast, take a look at this.
Oh, yeah, and by the way, you can use this on your phone.
This is meant to be able to use VR on one of these high-end phones, believe it or not.
But you got the new handrests.
Oh, yeah.
Do we already here?
Let me go back to this.
See, look at that.
I love that feature right there.
When you want to go to reality, virtual reality reality, you just pull that shit up.
Pull it up.
Now, all this looks good, right?
There are the little hand things, etc.
Now, all this looks good.
Now, everybody is saying, hey, ghost, I mean, why are you waiting for the HTC Cosmos?
Why don't you wait for the Val VR?
Now, I mean, I know everybody's a Val fan.
In the field of local live attainment, oh my god.
This tech is very cool.
It's most useful for handicapped hambones who are confined to a wheelchair.
Just shut your mouth.
God damn it.
I'm not a goddamn hambone and I'm not in a wheelchair, so shut up.
Now, Valve, you know, Gaben, you know, Greg Newell, this son of a bitch is actually going to put out his own virtual reality connected with Steam, okay?
Now, in the field of local live home entertainment, oh my god!
Can't wait for this video.
Listen, I already told you idiots, I'm not gonna do this.
I'm not gonna do this.
Okay, I am not, repeat, going to do the $12.
Oh, I'm gonna go view your freaking dumbass stupid video.
I'm not doing that shit today.
All right, so shut up, buying girlfriend.
Wait a minute, waifu stuff?
Wait a minute, dark meme magician girl.
Are you even a girl?
Are you even a goddamn girl for Christ's sake?
In the field of local live.
What is this?
Traps for ghosts.
Oh, my God.
Daddy, will you pause my neg hole in VR chat?
My character is a cat girl boy.
Oh, Jesus, man.
Man, you guys are fucking sick.
You know that?
I'm trying to talk to you here about VR.
All right.
Valve is going to pull out its new VR situation.
It's still in development.
Now, have you heard of the Valve Knuckles, which are supposed to be the hand controls when it comes to VR?
Now, they're a little interesting.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Let's go ahead and go to the PC shot.
Take a look at this.
This is the Valve Knuckles.
They're ready to launch here.
All right.
Now, take a look at what this is supposed to do.
Look at this.
Now, it's supposed to go with your hand movements.
This is a whole hand movement detector so that you can get that much more immersion when it comes to virtual reality.
Now, as you can see, this person got a hold of the Valve Knuckles and is trying to show that there's still a tad bit of kinks when it comes to this particular motion technology of the hands.
But this is very interesting.
Very interesting what we have here.
Now, we have yet to see any kind of a VR headset, but I'm telling you that right there, I kind of like that.
I kind of like the fact that you have these little hand sensors that can get your goddamn movements of your fingers, okay?
Now, who the hell just donated?
What the hell is this?
$12 donos or nuke troll war?
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Just shove it up your ass.
Hey, what is this?
Ghost, I have proof that TN Apostle is in the outer circle betraying you.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
I mean, you idiots are trying to start goddamn internet drama, and I ain't got time for that, all right?
I ain't got time for that.
And don't threaten me with a goddamn troll war, dude.
I'm not even joking.
You heard G-Man Capitalist.
All right.
He was a part of the last troll war.
Empty Threats Against Drama00:04:15
There was a lot of goddamn people that went down and it was horrible.
What is this?
One, two, three, four.
I declare troll war.
Listen, if you keep declaring troll war, why not just go ahead and just end the show?
Why don't I just end the show now for Christ's sake?
All right.
Oh, my God.
That 12 dono is from me and is actually relevant to your discussion.
Listen, asshole.
All right.
Your name was Buying GF.
That means buying girlfriend.
So I'm sure that if I took your stupid little goddamn link, all right, and then I looked at it, it's probably some sick, goddamn hentai, you know, tickling some orienter girl in a virtual world in virtual reality.
And I don't want to see that crap, okay?
Okay, I'm not like you damn neckbearded, freckle-faced, four-eyed losers out here that has to go look on the internet and pretend that cartoons turn me on and got to jerk myself off to that crap.
I don't got to do that.
All right, I've never had to do that.
All right?
I have never, ever had to do that for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I got, look, I don't want to brag.
All right.
I don't want to brag for Christ's sake.
All right.
I don't want to brag.
Let me have my freaking beer.
All right.
And listen, all of you people in the chat room talking garbage to me.
I'm telling you right now, shut the fuck up or I'm getting out of here.
And I'm going to one of these fiesta parties that are on my street right now.
In the field of war.
What is this?
Tea in a positive?
I'm going to have to ban CPT Desi.
Press O to oil ghostler's squeaky wheelchair.
Shut up.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
Shut up.
Shut up, man.
I can't believe you people, man.
I can't even believe you idiots.
You all make me sick.
Don't tell me I'm making empty threats.
All right.
All right.
Don't tell me I'm making empty goddamn threats because I'm not.
You son of a bitches are lucky I'm even here, man.
So respect me or no show.
Do you hear me, you punks?
Respect me or no goddamn show.
Trying to threaten me with a goddamn troll war, you son of a bitch.
Give me my goddamn freaking beer, man.
All right, I want to say cheers to the inner circle.
As a matter of fact, you know what I should do?
I should leave this Saturday Night Troll show.
I should go to the inner circle and party out with them because they're my fucking friends.
They're my family.
Unlike you, troll terrorists and cyber vermin and you disgusting filthy internet people.
In the field of local circles.
What is it?
No.
No, but you're talking about no respect?
No respect.
I deserve more respect, asshole.
I deserve more respect than what you assholes are giving me, all right?
Give me my beer.
Cheers to the inner circle, all right?
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my god.
Fuck off, no respect for you.
Huh?
Why?
Why, man?
I almost gave you a six-hour show last night, you son of a bitch.
And I'm here now.
And I'm here right now.
And whoever the hell donated True Empty Threats Radio for two bucks, I don't think you know me, boy, because I'll get the hell out of here, you son of a bitch.
Do not tempt me, all right?
I've got parties right now on my street where I could go and be doing a partying right now and getting some free tacos.
In the field of local live hall mentatainment.
Fiesta parties can't go to parties because Cupcake Girl will be there and your bitch wife is jealous.
My bitch wife is jealous.
You don't know crap, all right?
Go shove it up your ass, all right?
Inner circle jerk as your friends.
That's why you charged $300 to be yours.
No, no, shut up, Panda.
You don't know shit from Shy Knoll, all right?
Shut your stupid mouth.
Oh, my God.
Virtual Bar Brawling00:12:50
You know, I would like to try out this VR stuff and play something like Punch Out on both NES and Wii.
Hella game like that.
Well, they've got a bar brawl.
They've got a bar ball here.
They actually got a bar ball playing game, dude.
It's pretty cool.
I mean, makes that look like a joke.
Oh, my God.
Why do you deny the Holocaust?
With the world's greatest Zionist in the White House, you should be more accepting.
Wait a minute.
I never denied the Hall of Cost.
Hey, I've never denied the Hall of Cost.
All right.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
I've never denied the Hall of Cost.
So I don't know what the hell you idiots are talking about when it comes to that.
And that's not even the true Bibsy.
That's not even true Bibsy, for Christ's sake, all right?
That's not even the true Bibsy.
All right.
Now, look, I'm not even joking.
For Art Hammond, when it comes to VR, they've got like some bar brawl game.
All right.
They've got some bar brawl game.
Look, look, I'm going to give y'all an example of what I'm talking about.
And believe me, believe me, not only do I want this VR situation because, you know, you can get into virtual bar brawls, but let me tell you something.
Some of you trolls that got VR, I'd like to virtually smack you around as well.
I'd love to virtually smack you around and punch your face and do that sort of thing.
Let me go ahead and show you some gameplay out here of some bar brawling, okay?
Now take a look at this.
This is, go ahead.
Go ahead and put the PC shot on.
Look at this is bar brawling in VR.
Look at this.
This music shit to my ears.
This is a bar brawl right here.
And of course, some autist targets.
I'm at you like that again, and I'm body shaving.
I didn't come at you, man.
Please.
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alley.
Look at this.
Leave me alone.
I don't want to fight.
All right.
I don't want to fight, man.
You're really starting to embarrass me.
Oh, my God.
You really want to do this, Matt?
In springtime, the only pretty ring time.
Birds sing.
Hey, ding-a-ding-a-ding.
Fuck.
You're in drops.
This is VR.
Yeah, that's right.
I don't like that.
And you can start punching people in the face.
Like, look at this.
What's up?
There's a back alley brawl right here.
This is a back alley VR brawl.
And this is what I'd like to do to some of you trolls.
This is what I'd like to do.
I'd like to meet you in VR and start beating your ass.
Come with me.
You shouldn't have touched me, okay?
And throw you in a damn garbage can.
You're daring.
Throw him in the damn trash.
Dude, add me on Facebook.
I can't remember my name, but I know I'm on there.
Smack him.
Smack his ass.
That's what I would do to you, trolls, and VR.
I'm not joking.
That's why I want to do it.
Hey, reach into my back pocket and handing my CBD.
That's why I want to do it.
All right, all right.
Let's go ahead and stop this.
I don't need to watch the whole goddamn thing, all right?
What do you want, man?
Shut your mouth.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
It's horrible what happened with the shooting today.
It's horrible that he only managed to kill one disgusting Kika.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You're a goddamn sick son of a bitch.
Hey, ghost, your man Barry here in San Antonio for Fiesta.
Getting a bit lonely.
Meet at our usual bathhouse spot.
Love bathhouse, Barry Sottero.
Shut up, asshole, all right?
Shut your stupid stinking hole, all right?
The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God!
Hey, uh, Mr. Sir, hey, Ghost, do you want a drunk bar fight in VR?
Let me know.
I'll take you out to some vegan liberals hanging out in a pool table.
Oh, my God!
Let's be honest.
This is what you're doing.
Dark me magician girl, I'm telling you, I am not playing these stupid fucking YouTube videos on this show, all right?
It's bad enough that people like you and these other idiots ruined the past three episodes of the ghost show by doing this crap, all right?
So just sit there and shut up.
All right, I'm not doing this, all right?
Stop donating 12 bucks because I'm not going to view your stupid damn goddamn YouTube videos, you stupid dumps, idiots.
All right, how many times do I got to tell you this?
This is not that show, you stupid scumbag, all right?
For Christ's sake.
All right, give me my drink.
And look, you son of a bitches in the chat room that are saying that, you know, play it or a troll war, you're not going to threaten me with a damn troll war, you son of a bitch.
All right?
You're not going to threaten me with a troll war.
All right, some of you idiots that are hollering troll war, I was out there battling troll war two and three while you were still a twinkle in your father's nutsack.
All right?
So don't sit over here and try to threaten me that, oh, when I get a troll war, son of a bitch.
All right?
Don't you even dare.
Don't you even go there?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Oh, it's not a threat, ghost.
It's a problem.
All right.
Go shove it up, your ass.
You ain't shit.
None of you are shit.
Just sit there and shut up and eat it.
All right?
Just shut up and eat it.
Or we're watching more VR gameplay.
All right, you son of a bitch.
All right, that's what we're going to do.
You better shut up and we're not doing anything else but watching more VR gameplay if you sons of bitches keep coming at me with this damn troll war horse crap.
How do you like that?
Huh?
How the hell you like some of that, you son of a bitch?
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my god.
VR came as ordered.
All works and fit nicely.
Unfortunately, some games are not playable for people in Wheelchairs 2 stars.
Well, I didn't ever reviewed a VR.
I never reviewed a VR anything, you son of a bitch.
Oh my God!
I agree that the $12 videos should stop, but you really should know when to have self-control.
What the fuck does that mean?
I need to know when to have self-control.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
I'm in control.
I'm in control right now.
That's why these goddamn troll terrorists are trying to threaten me with a damn troll war.
I'm in control.
I'm in goddamn control.
The hell are you goddamn talking about, man?
Jesus Christ.
Now, you see, now you're making me belch.
Now you're making me belch because you sons of bitches are making me sick.
All right?
I'm in control.
All right.
That's why you got all these goddamn milky licking internet people that are out here trying to hate on me.
I'm in control.
I'm in control.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Hello am what?
In the field of local live home entertainment.
What?
It means you lack self-awareness to know when something is annoying people and when the timing is right.
You know what, Dark Me Magician Girl?
I don't give a rat's ass if I do anything that annoys people.
If you don't like what the hell I'm doing, then just sit there and shut up and eat it.
Eat it!
What if there was a game as big as Final Fantasy or Red Dead Redemption in VR?
The possibility of gaming in the future is looking fucking tight, dude.
I'm kind of hype thinking about it.
That's why I'm waiting for the damn HTC Cosmos, man.
That's why I'm waiting for it.
Would smack you for six, you fat cuck.
You could only fight over VR.
Step to me, you fat hammock.
Oh, yeah, right.
You know, you don't want none of me.
I guarantee you, none of you want none of me.
Yeah, ghost via troll war.
Yeah, shove it up your ass.
Let me tell you something.
You don't want none of me, you son of a bitch.
I'm a bad man.
People walk around me, baby, whenever I walk down the street because they don't want none of this.
You understand what I'm saying?
I'll put a hole in your face with one punch.
You understand that?
I'll kick you in the nuts and send them to your damn throat.
You understand?
I mean, I'm a bad son of a bitch.
If I clinch my fist, go outside, put these fists in my pocket, I could be arrested for carrying lethal weapons.
I'm a bad man.
I'm a bad man.
What?
Oh, my God.
My point.
It's been a while since I watched an episode of your show, and I hope it's going well.
And I want to say thanks for being on the air for so long, and that most of the people here love you.
And those who troll you need to piss off.
It's not that funny.
Yeah, well, you know what?
Thank you, my pussy.
Thank you very much.
I appreciate that.
Listen to my pussy.
Oh, my God.
Ghostlers leg in digital rice patties.
Now, shut.
Just shut up.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
That's why I want to get VR so I can whoop some of your asses.
You don't want the Cosmos.
Get the index.
It will be a lot better.
Cheers, Ghosts.
The index.
I haven't even heard of the index.
What the hell is that?
Let's go ahead and look that up, Johnny Ballerfic.
I've never even heard of the index.
Index VR.
And the only reason I want the HTC is because I've seen some pretty good gameplay.
Oh, it's the Valve one.
Oh, I get it.
I get it.
You're a Valve person.
You're down with Gaben.
You want Gabe Newell to make all the money for Christ's sake.
It's bad enough that he's forcing you, sons of bitches, to pay all kinds of prices and not even have physical copies of the games anymore.
Oh, so that's what you want.
Oh, and that's why I don't even talk about the damn Oculus Rift.
Because Oculus was bought by Mark Cuckerberg of Facebook.
And I don't want to promote anything that Mark Cuckerberg is promoting.
All right.
He's a sick weirdo.
And nah, I don't think so.
All right.
I don't think so.
But you know what?
We'll do Johnny Ballerfic.
We'll go ahead and take a look at what the new Valve Index is.
All right.
What is this?
I just found something.
I just found something.
Is this?
A trademark went live called Valve Index.
You know what I hate about these game reviewers and these people that get a hold of this technology?
They sound like a bunch of fruit bowls.
A bunch of fruit bowls, man.
Respect the Triple K Mafia ghost feels bad.
What the hell is a Triple K mafia?
What the hell is that?
Valve of Local Live Hall Mafia.
Hail Baldwin.
Oh, my God.
Toothless threats from a toothless, bald, wheelchair-bound nigger.
Very sad.
Yeah, yeah.
You talk, you know, you sons of bitches talk a lot of garbage over the internet, boy.
I'm telling you, that's why I want to meet some of you idiots in VR.
Because I want to whoop your ass.
All right?
I want to back alley brawl your ass.
VNN is a fruit.
All right.
Well, that's, you know, whatever for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's see what the Valve Index is about.
And look, sorry, this person sounds like a fruit bowl, but that's how males are sounding nowadays.
Hi, I'm going to sound like this.
Nigger.
You goddamn racist son of a bitch.
I don't condone that racism, man.
All right, give me the PC shot.
What the hell will it do?
What is Valve?
A trademark went live called Valve Index itself looking like something to do with a hardware testbed to be able to be connected with Steam and somehow test to see if they see requirements.
Or at least that was my main script.
That was very wrong.
Valve Index is the name of Valve's new first-party VR headset.
It's a new teaser page that was put up on Steam officially today on March 29th, 2019.
Valve Index has a physical IPD slider, itself being a main focus of the picture being shown on the teaser page and likely being a shot on the Oculus Rift S, specifically only using software IPD.
IPD is the distance between the two lenses so it can best adjust to the distance of the player's specific pupils.
The page reads upgrades and then gives you the date of May 2019.
From what I am hearing, this is not going to be a date where we hear information, but instead is going to be the date they released this headset.
This was a headset we released back in November when someone leaked into the manufacturer's offices and took pictures and uploaded them to the internet.
This is the exact same headset.
On top of that, we have to do it.
What?
Boneworks and Talmud Talk00:06:54
Is this Ghost's gaming channel?
All right, just shut up.
All right.
We're talking about VR.
Some of the developers having this based on a very blurry image that I can't find anymore by Cloudhead Gaming.
Not only that, but in the website source, this page is going to house a discount or a bundle, specifically with a piece of software meeting.
Oh, bundle, huh?
Have you considered emulating games?
You can be able to play games for consoles as current as the VSA.
You know what, Ari Hammond?
I get it.
I've got it.
You don't even need to buy anything.
I get it.
But look, let's say I started gaming on some of these ROMs, right?
And one of the gaming companies finds out that, wait a minute, that's not one of our games.
He's using a ROM.
And I was playing it on YouTube or Twitch.
Then they could take down my goddamn stream or they could take down my videos because I didn't use the exact equipment.
So, I mean, even though I've got a Raspberry Pi that's got all Nintendo, Super Nintendo, and all that, you know, all the arcade games, etc., I don't want to, I don't want to take the chance.
I've heard some hardcore gamer channels got taken down because of that crap.
So I'm saying, hey, what's up, man?
Sorry, I'm late.
Just got done with my brother's wedding.
Hope the show is going well.
Hey, thank you, TN Apostle, for the $25.
Hey, cheers to you.
Cheers to your brother, TN Apostle.
Thank you very much, man.
Thank you very much.
Johnny Ballerfic, the index will come with Knuckles controller to track fingers.
I get it, Johnny Ballerfick.
Another shekel for a good boy, you asshole, man.
Shut up, man.
Stop saying I'm Jewish.
Okay, look, so what if I was Jewish?
All right.
Wait, are you a racist?
Huh?
Are you like this son of a bitch that was out there in California shooting a synagogue?
Are you that type of a racist bastard?
Son of a bitch.
I'm not saying I'm Jewish, but so what?
So what if I was, huh?
Son of a bitch.
And look, cheers to TN Apostle for the $25 dono, baby.
Cheers.
And look at the hater aid in the chat room, man.
Look at the goddamn hater aid in the chat room, boys.
Oh, my God.
Give me my goddamn drink.
I'm not joking.
So what if I was Jewish?
What's wrong with being Jewish, for Christ's sake?
All right, what if, you know, so what?
All right.
Hold on.
Somebody just said, so what if I was, quote unquote, Talmud 101?
First of all, you don't know nothing about the Talmud.
And secondly, shut your goddamn ass, all right?
You know, I know how to read the Talmud.
You understand?
I know how to read it.
And I've read it.
Okay?
I've moved on to the Kabbalah now.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my God.
Hey, Ghost, if you are really getting into virtual reality, I would be an honor to meet you in VR Chat.
I am sorry for my last donation because the way you pronounced my name made you say something explicit.
I'm sorry, but you walked into that one.
Hey, my poisie, no problem.
I would be more than willing to meet anybody on VR.
Anybody.
Oh, my God.
Zion Dawn must be stopped.
Alex Jones is behind me.
Politics Ghost is behind.
America is great again.
Now we must make America white again.
Not David Duke, the fake white support.
Doubt.jpeg, you're not smart enough to use a pie I call bullshit.
What are you talking about?
I got a Raspberry Pi right now with all the games in it.
What are you talking about?
You son of a bitch.
Don't be sitting over there talking garbage, man.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look, why is everybody concerned about if I read the Talmud?
All right.
I've already read the Talmud.
I get it.
All right.
I've moved on to the Kabbalah now.
All right.
I've moved on to magic.
So just shut your mouth.
All right.
Now, we're looking at the Valve VR setup.
Now, everybody is telling me to wait for that one, although I've got my mind on the HTC Cosmos.
Jesus Christ, you're making me belch.
But I don't know.
I don't know which one to get.
I don't know which one to get.
Does Valve have even that many games to play?
Because I have yet to see any kind of Valve VR gameplay whatsoever.
All right?
I've never seen any Valve gameplay.
Hold on, what is it?
Pointy-nosed Jew.
T.H. Hayev Lee, UD Saji, LP, and her own Shbi.
Anyway, y'all are pushing me off track, dude.
Y'all are taking me off track.
Look, you're lucky I'm even here.
All right, trolls.
You're lucky I'm even here.
So respect me or no show.
All right?
Hallamented.
What is this?
Boneworks is Valve games.
Well, you know, Boneworks is pretty good.
All right.
I'll give it that.
All right.
I'll give it that for Christ's sake.
All right.
And shut up.
I'm not with the Mossad.
All right.
I don't have any Mossad handlers, asshole.
All right.
I just have respect for America's greatest ally in Israel while you people are being a bunch of anti-Semitic bastards.
And I don't understand why.
And you know what?
Truth be told, and I've said this before: the reason that you folks hate Jews so much is because Jews are so loyal to one another.
They are the most loyal group of folks to one another.
And you hate it.
You're a cube of warmth.
You hate it.
You hate it.
Oh, my God.
Then leave cuckboy.
You're a goddamn cuck, you son of a bitch.
All right.
You're a goddamn cuck, you son of a bitch.
You're a goddamn cuck.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm tired of you people calling me a cuck.
All right.
And hey, incognito, nobody deleted your stupid comment on whatever goddamn stupid comment section that you put it on.
You made that shit up yourself.
So sit there and shut up.
I should ban you right now for sitting there making false indictments against me, claiming that I'm freaking deleting your stupid comment.
Sit there and shut up.
Nobody deleted your stupid sock puppet goddamn comment.
Cuckboy Insults Explode00:14:31
If we were in VR right now, I'd give you a smack.
And everybody's like, why no media share?
Hey, I would have gotten to media share, but you see the kind of crap I got to put up with, man.
And you know, I could be at a fucking party right now.
I could be at a fucking party instead of dealing with you goddamn troll terrorist cyber vermin scumbags, all right?
In the field of local live halls.
What up?
Not a lot of game companies will really care if you're emulating their games.
The only one that might possibly go after you is Nintendo, who has gone out of their way to remove any possible ROM websites.
Nintendo, this is the same company that are selling, what, $70 cardboard boxes and claiming that it's modern technology.
How many of y'all bought those stupid boxes for Nintendo?
How many of you bought those stupid things?
Huh?
All right, Jim Dickey.
Hey, I'm in San Antonio.
Would you like to go out and meet me for a drink sometime?
I'm not going to fucking meet you for a drink.
What am I gay?
What am I gay?
Hey, come on with me for a drink.
I'll take you out to the movies.
I'll buy you dinner.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Just shut up, all right?
How many of you bought those Nintendo boxes?
That was so stupid.
You know, that was so goddamn stupid for Christ's sake.
But you know what?
You dumbasses, you went out and bought it.
You went out and all bought them and like, yeah, look, this is great.
Yay!
Wow.
And for you idiots that don't know what I'm talking about, all right.
Look, I'm going to show you.
This happened a year ago.
These sons of bitches, once they put out the Nintendo Switch, Nintendo decided, hey, we got a lot of cardboard riffraff that we need to recycle, but we don't want to just give this away.
Is there any way we could take all these cardboard boxes and sell them to our consumer for like a hundred or a thousand times over what they're actually worth?
And of course, somebody out there in goddamn Nintendo land was like, yes, I know.
So go ahead, put the PC shot on.
This is what I'm talking about.
This is so stupid.
This is so stupid.
Look at this.
In the field of local live halls.
God damn it.
Shut the fuck up.
All right, troll show.
All right.
So basically, the ghost got shut the fuck up.
All right.
Shut up.
And look at this, Jim Dickey, okay?
We could skip drinks.
I want to tongue punch your fart box.
Jesus Christ.
Just go on with the damn fucking clip for Christ's sake.
This is what Nintendo was selling, and you idiots went out and bought it.
Look at this, a fucking cardboard box.
Here, how about here?
Here, 50, 60, 70 bucks for a goddamn cardboard box.
Look at this.
And people actually bought this crap.
Hey, look at me.
I'm being creative.
Look at this.
I'm cutting out a box.
I'm folding it together.
Look at this, huh?
Look at that.
I mean, a little piano box.
And I can put my Nintendo Switch in there.
Jesus Christ.
This is Nintendo technology right here.
This is Nintendo technology.
And they actually sold this trash.
Oh, my God.
What happened, Nintendo?
What happened?
All right, that's enough of this.
What?
What the hell do you want?
Happy Saturday, Ghost.
Hope I see you in VR soon.
One more exam, and I'm a veterinary assistant.
Got pre-approval for a local animal care gallery.
That's good, Brooke.
Doctor started me on Symbolta.
Things are looking up, baby.
Shout out, BN King, Cuckler, Odd Eyes, UNNG.
It's good that you're doing pretty good, Brooke.
Cheers to you, bro.
I appreciate it, all right.
Ghost has a point about Israel.
I mean, they have done a lot of great things for the USA.
Like one, for example, is the development of the Desert Eagle.
The design was American, but the materials was provided by IMIA Israel Company, and it was a huge success.
Well, that and a bunch of other stuff.
They're our greatest allies.
You're a local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God!
Fucking YouTube didn't send notifications on your show.
Can you start over again?
No, especially not for you, Nico, because you're a piece of trash.
All right?
Anyway, look, as you could see, you know, that's Nintendo technology, and no wonder they're, you know, they're such sticklers about garbage.
I mean, they're selling cardboard.
Oh, my God!
Ghost, you should start selling your beer cans.
If Nintendo can pull that off, you could make 10 times more on those cans than the scrap yard cut.
I'm considering now.
Now I'm considering it.
Now I'm legitimately considering it.
You have local live home and Nintendo had a product to offer, and the people had a demand for it.
That's capitalism at its center.
Give me a freaking drink.
Nobody demanded a bunch of cardboard boxes, you hate.
Nobody demanded cardboard boxes.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Oh, my God.
Boomer attempts to get in with the kids and into gaming, chokes on small parts and dies.
Lol, you died.
Lol lol, you died.
9-11th was hilarious.
Christ.
All right.
Shut up.
You're a goddamn foreign immigrant.
I can tell right now.
I can tell right now.
What is this?
Nintendo VR exists?
But it uses Nintendo Labo.
Hi, Ghost.
Sorry to have missed the first part of the show.
Got carried away playing Generation Zero on Steam.
Also, cheers for Shoutout.
Hey, cheers to Cuckler, man.
Thank you very much, Cuckler.
All right, I appreciate it.
You didn't miss much.
Just ghost ranting about VR and Nintendo and other stuff we don't care about.
Shut up, Dark B magician.
Go get in the fucking kitchen and make me a sandwich and shut up.
All right, shut up.
Oh my god.
If you sell your cans, I'm gonna shove it up my ass for you, baby kids.
Oh, no.
I don't want to know what the hell you're gonna do with the damned can for Christ's sake.
All right.
Hey, let me tell you, I got a lot of freaking cans here.
Look, look at me.
Look at this shit.
Check out this crap.
Look at this.
Got all freaking tons of cans for Christ's sake, man.
Autographed beer can.
I'm considering it, dude.
I'm considering an autographed beer can.
I'm not joking around.
All right?
And it's an authentic beer can that yours truly was drinking during one of these shows.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
Just give me a little bit of time so I can set up all the logistics and all that crap for it.
All right.
I'm not even coming.
I'm not even kidding around.
And all of you people shut your mouth saying I live in filth.
I don't live in filth.
All right.
I just have cans laying around my office.
All right.
Because I drink beer because I'm a man with balls.
All right.
I like to drink.
I like to smoke.
All right?
Unlike you sons of bitches that are sitting here.
I don't know what the hell are you pill popping?
Huh?
Oh, I need a pill.
I need happy pills and I want my happy pills and I want them now.
I don't take no goddamn pills, all right?
I don't take no goddamn pills.
All right?
I drink Grandpa's old cough medicine.
That's what I do.
I drink Grandpa's old cough medicine and occasionally I'll smoke some wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, tetrahydrocannabinol, baby.
You understand?
I don't, I don't pop pills, all right?
I don't pop fucking happy pills.
Give me more beer.
Oh, yeah.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
I mean, I know this is the second episode of the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night troll show But you sons of bitches are continuing to come in at me you're you're using me as an object of your cyberbullying local live home entertainment.
Oh my god How much for the Chivis bottle?
But y'all want my freaking y'all want my liquor bottles too?
Y'all want my used liquor bottles and camer come on dude the cans are look there's a freaking there's a bunch of cans now And you want my liquor bottle?
Like I got a whole bunch of liquor bottles right here on the desk.
I got like it's like it looks like a bar set up here.
Look at it crap.
All right I'm not even joking around.
All right.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not even joking, baby.
I'm loving this.
I'm loving it.
I'm loving it.
This is the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night troll show.
You're goddamn right.
And I need some more beer while I'm at it, for Christ's sake.
And look, all of you people in the chat room talking garbage to me, let me tell you something.
I know who you are, and I'm taking down your name.
And I'm telling you, I'm making a fucking shit list.
What do you want?
Smash one of those bottles and open a vein.
Look at these assholes.
They want me fucking dead.
Look at them.
Look at them.
Oh, my God.
Ghost, is it true you and the engineer like to 69 each other?
Do you clap the engineer's booty on your chest and lick his asshole?
You goddamn.
You can kick baths together and inject your 15 and a half inches.
You're a goddamn pervert.
How does his cream feel on you?
I don't know where you sick perverts get this, dude.
You're a bunch of sick bastards for thinking this kind of crap.
Hey, ghost, hope you're doing well.
We're going to be heading to Philly in July for Halo Outpost thanks to my tax returns.
Still have the old TCR cards and Templeton's sink.
Hey, man, cheers to you, man.
Thank you very much.
Unlike these sons of bitches that are out here talking garbage to me, I appreciate it.
Thomas the tank engine.
Yeah, aside from your name, I appreciate it, all right?
Let me go ahead and get some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need more beer.
Home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Do a barrel roll.
Do a barrel roll.
Jesus Christ.
2008 call.
They want their meme back.
All right.
Barrel roll.
I need a barrel roll.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
What else do we got here?
I need to crack open my beer.
In the field of local live home entertainment, oh my God!
Yes, can't wait for the how to crush an autograph ghost can.
Let me tell you, if I do sell autographed beer cans and you sons of bitches deface it, that's probably the last thing I'll ever sell to you pricks.
Because I already saw what you sons of bitches did to my autograph.
And I'm really offended by it, especially what the fuck Twilly Atkins did to it yesterday.
I mean, look, she's not the only one.
There's been many of you troll terrorists, sons of bitches, that done crap like that.
And that's my autograph, man.
All right.
I took time and energy and effort to create that for you.
For all of you.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
I don't even know why I did this show.
It's 10.30 p.m. right now in San Antonio.
Maybe I should just end this show and go to one of these parties that are here happening on my street or go to a damn bar, kick back, have some goddamn cold drafts, and have some chicken wings for Christ's sake.
Do an N-word roll.
Do an N-word roll.
Jesus Christ.
And shut up.
It's not my fucking bedtime.
Shut up.
I'm not that old, okay?
Yeah, I may be older, but I'm not that old for Christ's sake.
I'm not out here going to bed early, drinking Ovaltine, and watching old reruns of the Golden Girls.
That ain't me.
All right?
That ain't me.
And Nico Angel telling me to end it, bitch.
Yeah, you shove it up your ass.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
I don't know why, bro.
I don't even know why I came on here, dude.
I don't even know why I came on here.
Shut up and stop saying it's my fucking bedtime.
I fucking goddamn it.
And my hand still hurts yesterday from banging the table for Christ's sake or the desk.
And I hurt the side of my goddamn hand.
Here, let me see.
Like, look, if I bend my hand back, it'll pop.
Listen, listen, listen.
Oh.
Oh, man.
That's my hand.
That's my hand, dude.
Damn it.
Give me my freaking beer.
Hey, wait a minute.
Autograph Catheter Wynn.
Autograph Catheter Wynn.
Man, you guys are a bunch of sick bastards, man.
You're a bunch of rosebud asshole having used condom sucking Magic Johnson toilet licking pieces of trash.
I'm not even joking around.
Oh my God.
Bend your dick.
Why?
What the hell are you all talking about?
You're sick, dude.
All of you are a bunch of sick bastards, man.
And you fucking idiots, shut up in the chat room.
In the field of local live hall mentainment.
Oh, my God.
Hey, ghost, I'm going to play with your cornhole hambone one way or another.
Yeah, right.
CX in the chat.
Shit-Kicking Hicks Meet00:08:44
That's not the real Sam Pepper.
And why don't you take about 10 steps away for my freaking butt crack with that Fruit Bowl talk?
Do you understand me?
I don't know how many times I got to tell you, sons of bitches, the sign on my ass says, do not enter.
Do you understand that?
All right.
I ain't down with any of that crap.
All right.
Do not enter.
And shut up with the CX in the chat, dude.
CX is dead.
It's over.
Do you understand that?
And you all killed it.
All of you killed it.
All right.
I mean, I don't understand why you people are still representing CX.
It's over, dude.
Ice Poseidon is too scared to do any kind of live streaming anymore.
All right.
He wants to sit at home like a butt monkey and play goddamn RuneScape.
All right.
That's what he wants to do.
All right.
You want to see what CX is?
Let's show you what CX is.
All right.
Take a look at CX.
Put the damn PC shot on.
Look, this is CX right here.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Anybody we're going to have anything to do with this?
You got Ski Mask Andy, even though I like Ski Mask Andy.
He's using a view box.
You can tell.
And this dude comes out of his room at the same time.
And then you got Sam Pepper.
Where's Sam Pepper on here?
And Casey, Casey's.
Wait, hold on.
Casey's on.
Hold on.
I like Casey.
All right.
He gets into barbarous stuff.
Casey, the content irritates.
Let's go ahead and look him up.
He's.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Where is he at?
There's a dude with a shirt off as his caption.
What is this?
I'm trying to get to the right shitty dude.
It has, bro.
I'm like, trying to like.
I've been on stage all night, but he's at stage.
Hey, is it working right now, guys?
He likes that shit kicking hip garbage.
Listen, I'm back here right now.
What are you backstage at the shit kicking hit concert?
What is this?
What is this?
All right, guys.
I'm backstage, but what should I do with these guys?
Hold on, let me get our shit back going right now.
Hold on.
What the hell are you doing?
What the hell is this guy doing?
And for all those who are aware, Casey was one of the investors on Ice Poseidon's little mansion failure.
All right, and hey, look, don't spam his chat room with my name on it.
All right, that's the last thing I want.
Last thing I want is from attention from people because of you.
All right, son of a bitch.
Stop embarrassing me.
You dumbasses.
Stop embarrassing me.
Give me my goddamn drink.
Stop embarrassing me.
Is this shit working?
Stop embarrassing me.
Make sure this shit's working right now.
Hold on.
Stop saying my name in this guy's chat room, you piece of crap.
Shit, the chat's not working.
Hold on, let me see if this is working or not.
Hold on.
Yeah, Casey's having technical difficulties over here.
Casey's having technical difficulties.
And for all those that don't know who Casey is, once again, he was the millionaire investor.
Is it working right now?
One of the millionaire investors for the CX mansion or whatever the hell it is.
You know, ICE's little mansion failed on.
I'm screaming.
Uh-oh, he got called by security.
He's like, hey, what are you doing, boy?
What the hell are you doing back here?
You're back here.
What are you doing?
You're out here with a camera phone.
What are you trying to get?
And they got him busted.
Busted.
Busted.
Oh, hopefully, Casey's fighting his ass for Christ's sake.
All right, that's enough.
Hold on, what is this?
Take it off.
Take it off for Christ's sake.
Take it off.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Miko Angel, stop rating innocent streamers.
You, ah, shut up, all right?
Shut up, Casey's back.
Hold on.
Yeah, there you go.
Hold on.
Let me see.
Casey's back.
Hey guys, is it working?
Look at this two-bit security guard.
It looks like a carney.
If it's working right now, I think it's working.
Look at this Carney security guard trying to assert his authority.
Yeah, it's because I'm actually with Luke Vine's crew.
And so the goddamn security doesn't even have teeth.
They're like, oh, no, You gotta get out of there.
It's like, you know, that's like right now, meeting.
Privatize me.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
Let me go walk over there and see what I can do because they're man.
How are you, man?
My name's Casey Battle.
Robert?
Nice to meet you, brother.
Nice to meet you.
You're a badass, man.
You have a good night, buddy.
Guys, tell me what the hell's going on?
Because the chat.
Oh, man.
I don't know.
Why is the chat not working right now?
The chat's not working.
The chat's not working.
Man, shut up, you idiots.
I'm not talking garbage.
I'm not talking garbage about Casey.
You're a fucking liar in the chat.
Ghost politics.
You're a damn liar.
You're a damn liar.
You are a bunch of liars.
Jesus Christ.
Let me see.
It's working on him.
It's wonderful.
You're embarrassing me, dude.
I'm not muted.
Hold on.
You guys are embarrassing me, dude.
I like Casey.
I like Casey, man.
It's working, James, right now?
Jesus.
Oh, fuck that.
You're good.
like I'm literally in backstage but they're gonna get back here but um I want to think you guys on stage right now okay so if it on stage Hey, should I ditch my friends and take you guys backstage and take you to the artist area?
Well, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's meet some shit kicking hicks.
Better not be muted.
No, it's hey, I don't think it's muted, dude.
Let's meet some shit-kicking hicks.
It is muted.
Keenan.
The field of local live hall man.
No, it's not meeting.
Okay, little rex.
Okay, good.
Listen, listen, I'm gonna take you guys backstage to the artist area.
But right now, I'm gonna have to ditch my friends.
Okay, real quick question before I go back there.
Ditch your friends and go by myself and go create content backstage or hang out with these fucking douchebags that look like a, you know, like, you know, gay fucking cowboy and 18-naked cowboys.
Oh, my God.
Okay, think I went out of backstage.
Ditch him.
Right?
On ditch the Ram Ranch.
Ditch him, okay.
Ditch their asses.
Let's go hang out backstage with the damn shit kicking hicks.
And sing him a song, Casey.
No, it's actually Vinny.
You guys just call.
All right, Lisa.
Ditch him.
Fuck it.
Ditch him.
Create backstage shit.
Okay, fine.
Get him out of here.
If I am right now on the way there, don't give up, guys.
Refresh as shit.
I'm going right back there.
Let's go.
We're backstage with Casey, man.
We're backstage.
Look, look, look, look where I'm at.
I can see it.
Come on, Casey.
Let's look at some shit kicking hicks.
Hey, bro.
Question.
Look, look.
Hey, bro.
Question.
What's the fastest way to get to the backstage right now?
Yeah, without fucking.
To be honest, if we just put across this way, because if you go this way, it's going to take longer.
That's it.
We're going backstage, baby.
We're going backstage.
All right.
I'll be right over there.
I'm going to diss with my friends, alright?
And I think this is a good thing.
Let's go see my girl selling the girls.
Tom Hanks is out.
Tom Hanks.
Tom Hanks is there.
Are you kidding me?
What the hell is he doing?
Tom Hanks, what he likes.
Tom Hanks likes country.
He likes country music.
Huh?
You may think you're stronger, but my nuts hang much longer.
Much longer and longer.
Amen.
All right.
He's already effing out.
Let's get the hell out of here.
All right.
Get out of here.
He's already effing out of here.
All right.
Well, look, the point I was trying to make, you son of a bitch, before you sons of bitches are being a bunch of jerk-offs in Casey's chat room and spreading a bunch of lies about me is that, you know, you have to understand CX is dead.
All right.
CX is dead.
CX is over.
Okay.
I mean, I've already showed you that C, there is no more CX, dude.
There is none.
All right?
There is no goddamn CX.
I already showed you.
There's nobody on the CX network anymore, man.
He caught them all.
He did a pretty good job of it.
All right, get these idiots out of here.
All right.
All right.
I'm not even joking around, man.
You idiot.
CX and the chat guy.
CX, dude.
Fake Autist Donations Stop00:14:45
In the field of local live hall mental payment.
Oh, my God.
Cell drain the main vein merch.
Cell drain the main vein merch.
In the field of local live.
Drain the main vein merch.
Oh, my God.
Pull your foreskin back for Christ.
You disgusting, elongated foreskin having pieces of fucking garbage.
Are you kidding me?
I bet you got elongated foreskin, dude.
And it takes up half your penis size.
Look, just shut up, alright?
Just shut your mouth.
All right, all of you just shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling holes.
All right, I'm sick and tired of you people.
All right?
I'm over here.
I'm conducting a Saturday night troll show for you people.
And what are you doing?
You're doing nothing but trying to goddamn make me look like a fool on the internet.
That's what you're trying to do.
You're making me look like a goddamn fool and I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit.
You should have more respect for me than this.
All right?
You should have more respect than me than this.
I have, I fucking asshole.
You know what?
I don't even know why I came here.
I don't even know why I came here.
I'm being bombarded by a bunch of trolls.
I'm getting no goddamn respect.
The field of local live hall mentainment.
Oh my god.
Corn in the chat to meme magic CX network back into existence.
Never.
They're not coming back.
The CX network is dead.
It's over.
No more CX, yet here you are leeching off of them every episode and getting tucked around by their members.
Yeah right.
Quit being a worthless boomer and get back to working for us.
Look, shut the hell up.
You don't owe me, you scatman piece of crap.
I mean, look at your stupid ass name.
Your name is the Scatman.
That means you like licking a dirty ass.
All right, that's what it means.
You like licking dirty ass for Christ's sake.
You're talking garbage to me.
You're talking garbage to me.
You son of a bitch.
And shut up with the goddamn corn emojis in the damn chat room.
You're lucky.
You fucking people are lucky.
We're not in a damn barroom right now, boy.
Because I would start laying the smacketh down on each and every one of your asses.
I would conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner and literally get my pip hand strong on all of you bastards.
On all of you.
On all of you.
All right?
Give me my freaking drink for Christ's sake, man All right.
I mean, you know, you people make me sick.
Look at this.
I'm looking right now on the CX network and there's nobody there.
Look, everybody's gone.
All right?
Everybody's gone.
Look at this.
I mean, look at that.
Look, I put the PC shot.
Look at it.
Everybody's gone, dude.
All you have is ski masked Andy.
Look, there's, you know, he pulled out his shank so this damn crack whore could get it.
I mean, what?
What do you want?
What?
Oh, my God.
Shut up with the goddamn corn emojis, you son of a bitch.
All right?
Shut up.
Shut the hell up with the goddamn corn emojis.
You bastard.
Shut the hell up.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
Shut up.
Shut the fucking.
Shut up.
Local live hall men.
Oh, my God.
Joe Mama.
Joe Mama is called Scatman because he took Birdie Diarrhea Shiznid away.
Shut up, asshole.
Shut up.
Ghost, he said your name because people were saying your name in the chat.
Also, is it true that CX died because Ice Poseidon?
No, I don't know.
No, no, that's not what happened.
I don't know.
Ice Poseidon is just shook.
All right.
He wants to just be in a hole somewhere and play RuneScape all day.
He doesn't want to go out and real stream anymore.
You want to go to somebody that I don't like that's a real live streamer?
This autist.
All right, go ahead and put it on.
This stupid autist who calls himself Scuff Justin Carey.
All right?
I mean, this guy, he's been, I don't even want to talk about this guy.
But every time he's talking about, hey, dude, I've got autism.
I've got three, but I like to smoke weed.
Re!
I mean, look at this stupid waste-of-life loser.
I can't believe Ice Poseidon even gave this idiot any kind of time or day.
Look at this guy.
Hopefully, that's AIDS call.
This guy's a complete waste of life, dude.
I'm not even joking.
I don't like this dude.
Look at him.
Look at him.
He's chewing his phlegm.
All right.
Everybody, everybody, right now that's in the chat room, instead of saying my name, call this dude a fake autist.
Call this dude a fake autist and watch how triggered he gets.
Call him a fake autist.
I'm not even going to be like, dude, I'm an autist, dude.
I'm really autistic.
Re!
Re!
Don't donate to this idiot.
SJC, homie, tell the truth to your fan base.
Link twice if you use protection with Lauren.
Stick out your tongue if you love her.
Oh, my God.
This guy's got a girlfriend?
Look at that disgusting tongue, dude.
Dude, there's nothing.
I do not like this dude whatsoever.
I do not like this dude.
Brazil.
Fake autism.
Look at it.
He's begging for donuts.
He's like, dude, you know, I need some more money, dude.
I'm an autist, dude.
I need food and water.
Please, dude.
Oh, my God.
I could save if we just go to Florida.
I get thinking about it.
Oh, look at him.
He's like, hey, dude, look, he wants to do an Ice Poseidon now.
He's like, dude, what if I move back with my mother in Florida, dude?
And I'm able to just game and you people just like watch me game and I'm an autist.
Weee! Weee! Weee!
Jesus Christ!
Hey, hey, don't!
Don't donate to this son of a bitch, dude.
Do not.
He doesn't deserve it.
He's a goddamn low-life waste-of-life autist, dude.
All right?
I don't even know where I left it.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not going to try to steal his viewers.
Are you kidding me?
He barely has 90 viewers, for Christ's sake.
Son of a bitch.
At Ghost Politics, get back to the show.
You scuffed Alex Jones.
Shut up.
Don't.
Don't you dare.
He thinks you're talking to him.
Look at this.
This is how autistic this idiot is.
He thinks you're talking to him.
Snort some Sanax on stream.
It's okay, homie.
It's just a way of consumption.
So go ahead and get it.
He thinks you're talking to him.
That's how autistic this stupid idiot is.
He's like, dude, we're going to get back to the show.
We're going to get back to the show, dude.
Really?
I don't do anything.
An autist named Ghost Politics is calling you out.
He should be easy to troll.
What do you mean, dude?
Who's calling me out?
I'm calling you out.
I'm calling you.
You're a fake autist.
All right?
No, I don't want him to come and toss it in.
Stop donating to this stupid autist, dude.
Stop donating to him.
Stop donating to him.
He's a piece of trash.
Stop donating to this piece of trash.
He's a fake autist.
He's a faker.
He's a faker.
Stop it.
Stop donating to this fake autist piece of crap.
For Christ's sake, he's just going to be like, dude, I'm autistic.
Re!
Re, I'm autistic.
Re!
Stop donating to this loser!
Jesus Christ.
I mean, look at him.
Look at his hat that he's got on his stupid head.
Look at him.
It's fucked.
Look at him.
Look at this.
This is autism.
My throat's fucked, but I'm gonna drink an Arizona iced tea.
I wouldn't be surprised.
Jesus Christ.
You see, look at this.
This is what this idiot does.
What do you mean?
This is what this idiot does.
He's a fake autist.
All right?
I don't know who that is.
He's a fake autist, for Christ's sake.
You're a piece of trash.
You're a fake autist.
All right, get me out of here.
I don't want to give this guy anymore.
I've already given him.
You've already you're a fake artist.
Yes, you're You're lucky.
I've already given you 20 bucks.
I've already given you 20 bucks.
You should be kissing my ass, you autist.
All right?
You should be kissing my ass.
It's only legal and safe to snort your Xanax, homie.
So go ahead and snort your Xanax.
All right, I'm getting this kiddie now.
I'm getting out of here for Christ's sake.
Get him out of here.
Get him out of here for Christ's sake.
Get this stupid idiot out of here for Christ's sake, man.
I'm going back to Casey.
I like Casey.
I like Casey, man.
I like him.
Where is Casey?
What is he doing?
Hey, how's it going?
Working out, guys.
Jesus, you got some bad lag, dude.
You got some bad lag.
Where are all the shit kicking hicks?
I want to see some shit kicking hicks out here.
All right, now.
Tell me if it's working right now.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, that's enough.
All right, I don't even know why I'm doing this.
Get off, get it off.
Get it off, all right?
Jesus Christ.
All right, give me my goddamn drink.
All right.
Yeah, not only is there too many phones streaming at the festival, they probably have some kind of, I don't know, some kind of jammer out there, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, look, this is the Saturday Night Troll show.
All right, I'm taking a look at other streamers, okay?
Look, I'm gonna be honest with you, I just don't like SJC, all right?
I mean, I just don't like him, and I wanted to show you.
And look, that guy should be kissing my ass, all right?
He should be kissing my ass for Christ's sake.
I just donated, I had people donate like 20, 30 bucks over here for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, you know what?
Where's Blade?
I like Blade.
How come Blade isn't on?
How come Blade isn't on?
Local Live Home Entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Now, you know what?
Who cares?
All right.
Jesus Christ.
You know, he should be kissing my ass.
He should be kissing my ass.
Wait a minute.
What?
Are you kidding?
Sam Pepper is on D Live, dude.
Why is everybody going on D Live?
I mean, y'all understand that D Live is rather.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hey.
Hey, hey, Andy Kaufman.
You're damn right.
I'm jaded.
I lost 20 bucks to SJC, dude.
He should be thanking me, dude.
Oh, my God.
He should be thanking me.
True leech rate.
I'm fucking shut up.
All right.
Just shut up.
Look, I am not.
D-Live, in my opinion, is rather questionable.
All right.
It's rather questionable for Christ's sake.
All right.
that's why I'm here on YouTube.
And let me tell you, I mean, that's why I'm just, it is what it is.
I'm in the big time, baby.
I'm in the big time now.
I'm in the big time.
Jesus.
Oh, now, what?
Now Scuff Justin Carey is calling me out.
Oh, well, good.
He should be thanking me.
All right.
I mean, this son of a bitch was trying to put a goddamn goal for, what, $1,700?
He's like, dude, I need some money for my rent and my water and my food.
I just gave him.
I just gave him like 20 bucks for Christ's sake.
Could probably pay his phone bill now.
He could probably pay his phone bill.
He should be thanking me.
He should be kissing my ass.
He should be kissing my ass.
Anyway, who else do we have here for Christ's sake?
That's where it's at, too.
Look, there's nobody else on the CX network, dude, except for fucking Ski Mask Andy.
All right, now, you know, Skiemass Andy is Scheme Ask.
Well, they got Burger Planet, but what is it?
Let me get this method.
What is Burger Planet doing?
Let's go see.
What is Burger Planet doing for Christ's sake?
What?
What do you want?
Are you trying to infer something right there with that crap?
I mean, shut up.
Kiss ass.
Is that what you're inferring with that emoji donation?
Kiss ass.
Kiss ass is what you're inferring there.
Kiss ass.
Kiss ass.
Oh, my God.
You should be kissing my ass.
Ghost 2019.
It's the truth, dude.
It's the truth.
You should be kissing my ass here.
I'm going to see what Burger's doing.
Is he still driving, dude?
He's still driving.
Look at him.
He's still driving, dude.
All right.
I don't want to see him.
He's still live hall man.
I don't want to see him driving stream, for heaven's sake.
All right.
Jamie Williamson, media share, pretty please, Mr. God.
All right.
All right.
You know what?
Since everybody is over here begging, begging, please, begging, begging, let's go ahead.
Jesus Christ.
I know I'm going to regret this, dude.
I know I'm going to regret this damn media share.
I know I'm going to regret it.
How mature bully autist?
I'm not bullying anybody.
Are you kidding me?
I'm giving goddamn SJC some people that donated to his damn stupid stream.
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
He should be kissing my ass for Christ's sake, man.
You know, he should be giving me half his spaghetti.
In the field of local live hall mentee.
Jellyfishing Requests Fail00:15:13
Oh, my God.
But kissing your ass requires us to take 10 steps towards your butt crack.
Shut the fuck up.
All right.
Can you just shut up?
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even joking, man.
SJC should be giving me half his spaghetti for what I did for him tonight.
Okay.
Oh, yeah.
So what?
I don't like him as a person.
I mean, people were donating to this son of a bitch.
I mean, that's what he wants.
He's been begging.
He's been e-begging for the past five days.
He's been e-begging for the past five days.
Like, dude, I need to pay my phone bill, dude.
Hey, well, there you go.
All right.
There you go.
Wait a minute.
Gucci's is streaming.
Jesus Christ.
Gucci's.
Goochies.
Oh, my.
I don't want to go.
I'm not going to go to that fraud, Gucci.
Are you kidding me?
I threw open my mouth a little bit when you all were talking about Gucci's.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, man, I gave SJC 20 bucks over there, man.
He should be kissing my ass.
He should be kissing my ring right now.
All right.
He should be kissing my ring.
His phone bill is $188, really?
What the hell has he been doing?
$188.
Jesus Christ.
Well, there's $20 for his.
You know, there it is.
All right.
Hold on.
Let's.
I'm telling you.
I'm telling you for Christ's sake.
And wait a minute.
Who the hell is TapoutKing86?
Is that a Beto O'Rourke?
Goddamn little fucking profile picture next to your name?
Beto O'Rourke, some stupid son of a bitch that is culturally appropriating Mexican culture.
Are you joking me?
What is this?
Hold on.
What the hell is this?
All right.
What the hell did somebody can ask kisser?
Can I take 10 steps towards your butt crack so I can kiss it then?
Now I got people really wanting to kiss my ass for Christ's sake.
All right, that's enough.
All right, let's go ahead.
Let's get to some media share.
Let me get to the hold on.
Let me let me set this up properly here.
All right, Jesus Christ.
All right, all right, let's go ahead.
Let's turn media share on right now.
It is on, it is on right now.
We're gonna have a temporary media share.
If you want to partake in it, you know how to get to it.
All right, if you want to partake in it, you know how to get to it.
As a matter of fact, give me my goddamn drink.
Oh, Jesus.
Nobody wants to kiss your chocolate starfish.
Is that what you call an asshole, a chocolate starfish?
Is that what you call an asshole?
God.
What is this?
AAA, what the hell is this?
What did you request?
Because there is no cock like horseback.
Scott, man, why do you all keep requesting this crap?
Why do you keep requesting this garbage?
The loop and slam the day away.
Freaking cyclops.
A bunch of sick-ass coffins, dude.
That's what you are.
That's what you all are.
All right, this next one.
All right, all right.
This next one is by Jamie Williamson.
All right.
What is this?
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off.
Oh, Jesus.
You see that shampoo bottle now?
Stick it up, my ass.
What the hell is the wife?
What had a watchpace?
Oh, Jesus.
All right, turn this off.
This next one is by Meme Magician.
Meme Magician, hook this one up.
Motherfuckers, come on, motherfuckers, come on.
No, not another Thomas the Tanky, dude.
Not another Thomas the Tanky, dude.
I've got 7 hours, 11 hours, about 8, 38, and 5 hours Jesus Christ, with this crap It's never end, you can't touch my britches Even if they had MC hammer and them 357 bitches Alright, alright, I've got to Shut this crap up Shut it up.
Local live hall mentor.
Oh, my God.
This next one again.
This one, next one is by Jamie Williamson.
What is this Jamie Williamson?
Goose, goose, you're my goose And I would like to find Your fist inside My behind What the hell is this?
Maybe this time I won't accept any crew.
No matter what they say.
Where do y'all find this crap?!
Hey, April, your favorite media is here to present this very special episode video for you.
Look, first of all, where do you all find this garbage?
Here I am.
Where do you all find this crap?
I'm not joking, man.
Where do you all find this garbage?
All right.
All right.
Hold on.
There's cops.
Are they raiding one of the damn parties?
I thought you were a limp fan.
All right.
Here's EOEO or E-O-E.
E-O-E requested this one.
Remember this one buddy, you stinky egghead.
Hillary Clinton live home I avoid talking politics.
There's always two sides Republicans and Democrats Casey Neestat you look like you're swallowing your face.
I'm not even joking.
Looks like somebody punched you in the nose and you're trying to swallow your face freaking Casey Neestack, you liberal piece of trash, you hypocrite.
All right, this next one is by Simulator Player23.
All right, this is Simulator Player 23.
Shannon Goblins in bed with a goblin.
I don't want to see him kissing.
God damn it, but that's Alex Jones and Shannon.
I've been on all my kissing goblins.
I'm going to tell you.
Me and Alex Jones, we got a history, dude.
I don't want to see him kissing goblins.
All right, shut this crap up, all right?
Are you inferring that I'm a shekel goblin and goddamn Alex Jones is talking garbage about me?
Is that what y'all are insinuating?
Here's another one by Jamie Williamson.
All right, here it is.
What is this?
What is this?
In the field of local live hall mentainment, I'm gonna go ahead and get a bunch of ghost is jealous of.
Oh my god, no, no, no, this freaking anime hentai cartoon girl crap.
All right, shut this, shut this garbage up.
Shut it up.
All right, this is Dark Me Magician Girl.
What is this?
All right.
What is, who the hell ruined this song?
That's freaking John Denver, man.
That's John Denver.
Oh, Jesus.
This is musical blasphemy.
Can you all stop?
That's John freaking Denver, man.
Take me home to a place I belong West Virginia.
Anyway, the next one is by Quapo.
Quapo, go ahead.
What is this?
Welcome to the worldwide family of Braun Lift Owners.
Wait a minute.
Are these wheelchair lifts for cars?
Is this an advertisement for wheelchair lists for cause?
For cars?
Excuse me, not for a cause.
All right, all right.
Shut up.
All right.
Real funny asshole.
Real funny.
It's Art Mr. Ghost.
What?
Anyway, this is jellyfishing.
Jellyfishing requested this one.
What is this?
Jellyfishing!
Jellyfishing!
God damn it!
No!
Take this goddamn crap off.
This is the damn Pantera SpongeBob crap.
And I can't believe that Pantera did that, dude.
I can't believe Pantera did that.
All right, this next one is Pingas.
What the hell, Pingas?
All right, this is Pingas, all right?
What is this?
This is out of the way.
Oh, my God.
What the hell?
How is this on?
Oh, my God.
It's some dude with a penis extender on his pen.
Oh my god.
Oh my god, no.
NO!
Ugh, oh my god.
No way.
In the field of local local payment.
Oh my god.
Hope your Saturday night is going well.
It's not going very well, dude.
It's not going very well, Ashley.
I'm not even joking.
This one's by James Braun.
James Braun.
What?
This freaking goddamn wheelchair?
I'm not in a wheelchair, dude.
I'm not in a freaking wheelchair.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
Shut your mouth.
I'm not in a fucking wheelchair.
And this one's by Nico Angel.
What is this, Nico?
Introducing Homantic.
The chocolate starfish.
Come on.
Get the hot dog flavored water.
Oh, God.
A chocolate starfish.
All right.
Shut that crap.
A chocolate starfish asshole.
Jesus Christ.
This next one is by Corny.
Corny is next.
What is this?
What is this?
What is this crap?
Yes!
I mean, what is this?
Pokemon?
Is this it?
Is this a Pokemon song, for heaven's sake?
Anyway, this next one is by Gurak.
Gurak, what did you refer to?
Virgin Alert.
Are you going to marry her?
No?
Then what do you care what she looks like?
Laughing my ass off.
You're just there to smash pussy.
What?
That's one thing virgins don't understand.
They wait for the perfect anime and ignore all the rest.
Guess what?
Just smash the pussy and shut the fucking picture.
Oh, my God.
Everybody, shut this crap up.
Oh, my God.
All right, look, I've had about enough of these, dude.
Everybody stop, all right?
Everybody stop this fucking donating.
For introducing this song a while back.
All right, stop donating.
Stop donating this crap.
Local live homantic payment.
Oh, my God.
Here's a song for the mood.
Hey, asshole.
I'm already about to play one of yours, me magician.
I'm about to play one of yours right now, meme magician.
God damn it.
Oh, my God.
This next one is by me magician.
I don't know what he's doing here.
When you fucked grandpa, did he tell you that he loved you?
What?
Did he do that?
What the actual rising?
Did he look into your eyes and ask you to fill it and stick a finger or two in his head?
Get this sick crap off.
Get this sick garbage off.
Get it off.
Some sick goddamn crap.
How the hell do you people know about these stupid songs, man?
This next one is by Baca Survivor.
Let it on.
You don't give a what?
What?
We don't give a what?
Get it on the floor.
Get it, get it on the floor Oh, no, not another Thomas the Tanky Oh, Christy Oh, my God Get it on the floor.
Let it get it on.
All right.
All right.
And this one is by Tim McCrev, who claims that I got to take him out of being banned, which I'm not going to unban him.
But here's Tim McCrev.
What is this?
Just for them gay niggas out there.
What?
Come on!
And of course, all them thick niggas with big tickets.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Nick Pro records in this video.
How the hell do you even know this?
I'm sticking five cocks in my ass one, two, three.
SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF! SHUT IT OFF!
OH MY GOD!
Yeah, shove it up your ass with the Z's.
This is Ghostler Andy.
Ghostler Andy, asshole.
Ghostler Andy.
Go ahead.
This is what Ghostler Andy requests.
What's up, CX in the chat?
No!
CX is dead!
CX in the chat!
CX is gone!
It's over!
Shut up with the CX!
It's gone!
It's over!
CX in the chat!
No, let me see you do that!
I'm big, baby!
It's a friend!
You know what?
CX is over, and shut up with the CX in the chat, alright?
It's gone!
It's over, man!
Jesus Christ, this is Jamie Williamson that requested this.
What is this?
Oh, look.
Hey, Jamie Williamson.
I can't freaking play this.
Unban me.
I didn't do nothing.
I'm a good boy.
Yeah, I'm sure you are.
I can't play this, Jamie Williamson.
It says video is not available in your country.
And you can thank NBC Universal for that one.
Never Ending Tejano Music00:05:20
All right.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
And wait a minute.
This next one requested is My Message to Ghost.
My Message to Ghost.
I've been trying the field of local live to make you Jesus.
Is this a message?
Everything I try to stick you further from.
All right.
All right.
Shut this crap off.
All right.
Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack, dude.
All right.
This one is by The Wanderer.
The Wanderer requested this one.
What is this?
All right.
The field of local live hall man.
Oh my god!
Tripoloski.
Tripa-tripoloski.
Tripoloski.
What?
Tripoloski.
Oh my god!
All my fucking headbangers.
Break your fucking neck, bitches.
Tripoloski.
What the hell kind of fruit bowl crap is this?
Tripoloski.
Tripoloski.
I mean, what is this crap?
This is the kind of crap they play at gay clubs.
Is this gay club rooski music?
I didn't know they really had gays in Russia.
I didn't realize that.
Anyway, this next one was requested by Ashley.
This next one is requested by Ashley.
Go ahead.
What is this?
What the hell?
What is this?
Oh, no!
Not more musical blasphemy for Pantera!
No!
God damn it, can't you leave Pantera alone, man?
Enough!
Enough of that musical blasphemy, man!
Jesus Christ.
This next one was requested by JC Denton.
JC Denton requested this.
This is the 2019 BMW Z4.
And this is the latest version of BMW's little two-seat rear-wheel drive roadster.
This car traces its lineage back to the BMW Z3, which came out for the 1996 Hollywood almost.
Why are you requesting this?
This is the fourth generation of BMW's little Z3 and Z4 line.
It looks like a little Tonka toy.
What the hell is that?
It looks like a little Tonka toy.
Anyway, Marissa is next.
Marissa requested this.
Hold on, hold on, Nico, you asshole.
Oh, my God.
I miss when you said the N-word and called people faggots.
I never did that.
Anyway, this next one was requested by Marissa.
Marissa requested this.
Oh, my God.
Our shower routine.
Oh, my God.
It's a little teen boy with an old man in the shower.
Hey, guys, so this is our shower routine.
Mark is using the bathroom behind me after his third cup of coffee.
Oh, my God, dude.
That's me so shocked when he comes in because he takes up half the space.
Oh, my God.
It's a little twink boy with an old man.
And it's the twink boy going.
Yeah, this is our shower routine.
And this is my older butch father that's actually my lover.
And yeah, that's that's you know, he's there taking a piss because he's had his third cup of coffee.
And now he's coming in to the shower with me.
And now he's he's like, you know, making sure to shower my crack.
And yeah.
Anyway, this next one is what?
Plan Terra?
Plan Terra requested this.
All right, Plan Terra.
Oh, no! No!
Get this crap out of here!
This fucking musical blasphemy.
I'm getting tired of you assholes, man.
Stop making fun of Pantera.
Stop making fun of Pantera, you sack of crap.
This one was requested by Los Tigres del Norte.
Los Tigres del Norte.
What is this?
What the hell is this?
What am I at?
I mean, dude, I mean, that's what I'm saying, dude.
Capitalist Army Anthem00:11:33
I'm not even joking.
The goddamn Tejano music sounds the same.
I'm not even joking.
It's a never-ending.
It's a never-ending.
I'm not even joking.
Every goddamn Tejano song.
That's what it is.
This one was by Black Hat, all right?
Black Hat requested this, all right?
What is this?
Everybody finds.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
A bad thought It is broken down to get the nutrients out of it.
All right, all right.
We get it.
This is a brat-loving song.
We get it.
You're sick.
All right?
You're sick.
Here's Princess.
What?
No, look, enough.
All right?
All right.
Oh, my God.
Just enough.
All right.
I'm about to end this stupid goddamn media share.
It's getting way out of hand.
It's getting way out of hand.
This one is by Princess Molestia.
You know who I am?
Princess Melestia.
Princess Melestia.
Look.
I mean, you got to give me videos that I can play.
It says that this video is unavailable.
All right.
All right.
Playback on other websites has been disabled by other video owner.
What the hell is this?
What is this, for Christ's sake, man?
I mean, good God.
You know who I am?
I mean, I'm not even joking around, man.
All right.
I don't know what to do.
This is the best moments of VR chat.
The best moments of VR chat, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, look, I can't play it.
It won't let me play it.
It will not let me play it.
All right?
It won't let me fucking play it.
What am I going to do, dude?
I mean, it's not my fucking fault.
You know, you idiots, you know, you're giving me goddamn crap I can't play.
What am I supposed to do?
I can't play it.
Alright?
I don't even...
Look, just shut up.
All of you people just shove it up your ass.
All right.
Anyway, this is meme magician.
This one is the next one.
All right.
What the hell is this?
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
You know what?
That's enough.
I'm turning this shit off.
I'm playing the last remainder that I have and I'm turning this shit off.
All right.
This is by Dark Meme Magician Girl.
Oh, I can't wait.
Oh, I can't wait.
What the hell is this?
Don't tell me.
What?
Welfare office.
Next.
Oh, no.
Come on.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God.
For real, though, Unbanned Me Law.
Scuffed Jays.
All right, that's enough.
Shut your mouth, alright?
The next goddamn son of a bitch that donated is ZZZ.
ZZZ requested this.
All right, what is this?
What the hell is this?
What is this crap?!
Oh my god...
All right.
All right.
Shut up, you ZZZ.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
All right.
All right.
This next one is by Tim McCrab again.
Tim McCrab, what do you want?
You know what I fucking hate?
Niggers.
Niggers.
I don't like diggers.
What is this racist crap?
God damn you, trolls.
God damn you, trolls.
I don't like local lives.
I don't like diggers.
All right.
Shut this crap off for Christ's sake, dude.
guys are a bunch of racists man this next one is what who requested this Ghostler can't pee.
First of all, don't call me Ghostler.
And secondly, I can pee just fine.
Go ahead, Ghostler can't pee.
What is this?
Attention.
Catheter patients on Medicare.
I'm a professional cowboy, and I use catheters.
I don't need a goddamn catheter.
I've broken 14 bones, had two concussions, and I've got a I don't need a goddamn catheter, and I don't want any more of it, especially when I catch.
Jesus.
Now, I use these new nearly painless catheters.
I don't need a goddamn catheter.
Shut up.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
Goddamn you, trolls, dude.
Goddamn you, trolls.
This next one is by Will Smith.
Will Smith?
What is this?
Oh, no.
Now this is a story all about how I've got the flip turned upside down, and I'd like to take the manager.
Sit right there.
I don't know how many.
How much longer can I take this?
I mean.
Oh, God.
Shut this stupid, dumb idiot, Will Smith, crap up, please.
All right.
This next one is by Mojo.
Mojo requested this.
What is this story?
What the hell?
A dog in the ass.
I want to fuck a dog.
All right, guys.
Shut this crap up.
Shut this bestiality, sick perversion up, dude.
I'm telling you, you all are a bunch of sick bastards.
How and why do you know this garbage?
God damn it.
That's gross.
This next one was requested by Weena One Actual.
That's great.
That stupid piece of crap.
Anyway, here's Wiena One Actual.
Turn that goddamn Skrillex ear rape off.
All right.
This is like Skrillex ear rape, dude.
God damn it.
All right.
This next one was requested by Jamie Williamson again.
Jamie Williamson requested this.
And once again, I was local live.
Dude, what are you requesting?
What are you requesting?
This is our show, dickhead.
Jamie Williamson.
Okay, listen.
This is the second time.
It says this video contains content from NBC Universal who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds, you idiot.
All right?
And that's not my fault.
If I can't play this shit, that's not my fault, you moron.
All right?
That's not my fault.
It says video unavailable, you fucking stupid baguettes.
God damn it, man.
It says video unavailable.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
VPN, a asshole.
I'm streaming right now.
You fucking.
You people are idiots, dude.
You people are fucking more.
You know what?
That's it.
No more fucking video requests.
I've turned it off.
I just turned it off.
All right.
It's enough.
I've had enough of you people.
All right.
I'm just playing the rest of these and that's it because you people, you can't, you know what?
You morons, it's people that ruined everything.
All right.
Anyway, this is Nico Angel.
Oh, I can't wait.
Nico Angel, what is this?
My name is Keith Manette.
No, no, no, no.
Let's not know.
No.
My new family.
No.
There's old friends and new friends and even fast through good times and bad times and so I found a place.
All right, that's enough of this.
All right, that's enough of this.
All right, Nico Angel requested that.
That says a lot about who the hell that stupid sorry sack of trash is.
All right, Jesus Christ.
Ever heard of proxies?
Hey, asshole, I wouldn't be able to fucking upstream and download at the same time with a piece of garbage VPN, all right?
So shut up.
This next one was requested by based ghostler.
Based ghostler.
What is this?
My name's Jimmy Rebel.
This first number is a song I wrote.
It's very near and dear to me.
And it's about niggers.
God knows.
Steal some gas for your catalyst.
Oh, man.
Come on, dude.
All right, all right, that's enough.
That's enough.
What?
Hold on.
This next one is requested by Capitalist Army Anthem.
Capitalist Army Anthem.
What is this?
What is this?
Show the world that you're a man.
Stand up and be counted.
Go into the Ku Bucks plan.
We all know that you son of a bitch.
No!
No!
We serve our homeland day and night to keep it always free.
Shut this crap off, for Christ's sake.
The capitalist Army Anthem, you son of a fucking bitch.
This next one is by Dark Me Magician Girl.
Ohhhh, what is this?
Guys, don't shoot!
It's cheeky-briky!
We're with the client!
What is this?
Some roostie crap?
What is this?
All right shut this stupid roosky crap up We get it.
All right, shut up.
Roostie Crap and Pantera00:12:12
Good.
We only have a few more of these, and then we're done with this.
What a nightmare this has already turned out to be on the second episode of a Saturday Night Troll Show.
All right.
This one is requested by The Wanderer.
The Wanderer.
Oh, God damn it.
I'm sorry about the remove kebab ear rape.
I'm sorry about that, but this son of a bitch, and this is why I've turned off media share.
I've only got three more of these to do, and that's it.
All right, that's it.
That's it.
All right, this is by Infamous One.
All right, Infamous One requested this.
What is this?
Oh, this is gone on.
What the hell?
What is it?
The future of VR?
Really?
What the fuck is this?
Oh, geez.
You know what?
I don't want to.
don't want to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to know.
Jesus, man.
You know, I could have been at a party right now.
I could have been at a party right now.
I could have been at a bar.
I could have done anything, man.
All right.
I could have been doing anything for Christ's sake.
Here's Tim McCrav.
Tim McCrav requested this one.
What is it?
Throw that boy pussy.
Roll that.
Throw that boy pussy.
What?
Oh, no.
Oh, my God, no.
Oh, no.
Yeah, you got me looking.
Thinking about fucking.
Let me get a rubber.
Oh, man.
Meet it from the back.
Round of applause.
Make that ass clap.
All right.
You know what?
Jesus.
I'm not even joking around, dude.
You guys are sick perverts.
If it isn't racism with you people, it's perversion.
It's perversion with you, anal object aficionado, sweaty socks sucking, tank-tonguing, blue ball blowing, rusty trombone playing, Cincinnati bow tie receiving, dirty Sanchez loving, pieces of pansexual Peter Puffer, gender fonder, gender fluid fondler trash.
Jesus Christ.
This is the last one.
Thank God this is the last one.
This one was requested by Ghost Town.
Ghost Town requested this one.
What is this?
Hot, Oh, no.
Hot, hot, hot, hot.
Oh, no.
Hot, hot, hot, shake.
Hot, shit.
How many renegade shits in there?
Alright, alright, that's enough.
All right, that's enough, dude.
All right, I'm glad we're done with this.
I'm so glad we're done with this.
Jesus Christ.
Thank God.
Thank God we are done with this crap.
I mean, good God, dude.
All right.
Good God.
Just Jesus Christ.
In the field of local live.
Oh, my God.
Ghost, I saw that you were talking mad shit about Robert Merriman.
Yeah, I was.
I was.
Let's get real for a moment.
You are all in with the Pizzagate nonsense, but yet Trump is good friends with Jeffrey Epstein.
He's not good friends with Jenny.
He's not Jesse.
No, he's not.
He has never been friends with Jeffrey Epstein.
What are you talking about, man?
Do you see that?
You, sir, or ma'am, or whatever the hell you are, pans gendered, whatever you are, you are fake news, all right?
You are goddamn fake news, is what you are.
You are fake news.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not even joking around.
You make me sick.
All of you people make me sick.
And you know what?
I don't even know why I'm here.
I don't even know why I'm here.
I'm not even kidding around.
I don't even know why I'm here.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
How long have I been on with you people?
How long have I been on with you people?
Two hours and 30 minutes.
Almost.
I'm two hours and 24 minutes to be exact.
Jesus Christ.
In the field of local live hall meant attainment.
Oh my God.
I screwed up, donated 12.
Can you play yard work for God?
Are you joking?
Are you joking for Christ's sake?
Troll treaty was for MediaShare all troll show.
Troll war now.
No, that wasn't the fucking treaty.
making that shit up as you go along man all right i'm telling you it's no use negotiating with you people and moreover i don't even understand why i even negotiate with you people i don't understand why i even negotiate with you people i don't even know why and by the way i looked up yard work with ghost there is no yard work with ghost there is none all right There is no yard work with ghosts.
There's just that stupid idiot dumbass angry grandpa crap All right with that stupid fat ass that would exploit his freaking drunkard grandpa and be like hey grandpa Hey, hey, can you pretend and fake like you're angry and you're mad Jesus Christ You know what?
I need a goddamn shot.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
I need a goddamn shot.
And look, people are saying that's not funny.
He died.
So what?
All right.
People die every day.
What am I supposed to do?
Am I supposed to feel sorry because some old, dumb, drunkard, you know, missing teeth old man died?
I mean, what?
What am I supposed to feel sad about it?
People die every day.
All right.
You're my goddamn shot.
All right.
Hell yeah.
Give me my shot for Christ's sake.
Local live hall mental payment.
Oh my God.
Turn the shit back on, pussy.
Wait a minute.
Ghost behind the scenes.
Look, first of all, all right?
All right.
First and foremost, all right.
I'm not doing the 12 bucker.
And secondly, you only donated $11.99.
Okay.
You only donated $11.99.
All right.
You're one penny off.
Even if I was going to replay your YouTube video right now, you're one penny off.
All right.
And look, everybody knows for them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
All right?
You're one penny off.
For them pesos, I'm an a-hole.
All right, let me go ahead and I want to say cheers, baby.
All right.
I want to say cheers to everybody who's out there listening.
All right.
Hey, wait, wait a minute.
Why are you calling me a shekel goblin?
He's one penny off.
He's one penny off for Christ's sake, man.
Hell I am in the field of local live hall mental.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Antique in Wonderland equals Comet Pizza subdivision.
What the hell is that supposed to mean, you piece of crap?
Anyway, I'm taking this shot, man.
Cheers to the inner circle and cheers to the people that really appreciate, that really appreciate this show and the ghost show.
All right.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
I ain't messing.
You know I'm not messing around.
You know that I'm getting filled with piss and fury right now.
You know that, right?
I'm getting filled with piss and fury right now, baby.
I knew you would puss out, you goddamn goblin.
Okay, look, I'm playing this one for $11.99, but let me tell you something.
You owe me a penny.
Oh, my God.
I donated $12 near the start of MediaShare.
Yard Work with Ghost.
I said it was all good if you didn't play it because I was trying to show respect, but you had to be a fucking jerk about it.
So fuck you, you goddamn shekel golf.
Shut up, asshole.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
I just fucking looked up on YouTube Yard Work with Ghost.
And all I got was that stupid, dumb, angry grandpa son of a bitch.
All right.
All right.
Why are you telling me F you?
I tried.
I'm looking for it.
All right.
I'm about to play Ghost Behind the Scenes over here.
All right.
For $11.99.
And let me tell you something.
You owe me a penny.
Dark live home and payment.
Oh my god.
My white children will rise up and beat down the nigger hordes and you will leave them ghost.
Go forth.
I'm not down with that.
All right.
I'm not down with that for Christ's sake.
All right?
In the field of local live home.
Penny of disrespect.
All right.
Whoever the hell penny of disrespect is, you just put his penny in.
All right.
It's a $12 now.
All right.
It's $12 now for Christ.
No!
Dark me magician girl!
I told you I was just going to do it this one time!
Ghost face.
I told you I was just going to do it this one goddamn time!
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my God!
Yard work was the dono name.
Hold on, let me go back.
Yard work.
Yard work was the dono name.
I can't.
Oh, okay.
All right.
I see it.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
Let me let me put yardworks first, okay?
Yard work.
Jesus Christ.
Before I play the $11.99 one.
And like I said, somebody hooked you up with a penny there.
What is it?
Oh, no.
Yard work with fucking ghost.
Son of a bitch.
Put it on the PC shot, you son of a bitch.
I'm on here.
In the field of local men.
I'm on here.
It's a new to show.
I'm on here.
You son of a bitch.
I'm not that fucking bad of a drunk.
I'm not a drunk like that, dude.
Anonymous, you complained about a penny off, but earlier I donated $12 with a link at the start of the show, then another $3 asking, then another.
Now, yet you still won't look at it, but you play these video guys.
I'm trying to help you.
Well, then why don't you just put the damn fucking link again?
Instead of bashing me.
All right.
Why don't you put the link again for Christ's sake?
You don't hear Dark Me Magician Girl bitching.
All right?
So shut up.
I'll play it.
All right.
Shut up.
All right, ghost behind the fucking idiot.
Ghost yard work.
That was ghost yard work, by the way.
All right.
This is ghost behind the scenes.
Well, what is this?
What is this?
Ghost behind the scenes.
What is this?
Put the PC shot on.
What is this?
102, take one.
What?
Action fees.
Ghost behind the scenes.
Are you kidding me?
Actually, no, it's a please.
Just do anything?
No, sorry, cut.
Yeah, really.
102, take two.
This is ghost behind the scenes.
Ah, the French champagne has always been celebrated for its excellence.
Ghost Behind The Scenes00:04:13
This is a kind of funny thing.
This is Orson Welles.
This is Orson Welles.
By that same French excellence.
It's fermented in the bottle and like the best French champagne.
It's vintage dated.
Oh, my God.
I know.
Cut.
Cut is right.
Cut it off.
How embarrassing, man.
That was Orson Welles, dude.
I mean, Orson Welles was the guy who directed and wrote Citizen Kane, dude.
And that's what it, I mean, Jesus Christ.
And you're saying that's me behind the scenes?
That's me behind the scenes.
Oh, for Christ's sake.
All right.
What is this?
This is Dark Me Magician Girl saying that this is my face reveal.
This is my face reveal.
Oh, I can't wait what the hell you.
What is this?
This is my face re- Oh, you dumb broad.
You goddamn sick son of a bitch and broad.
You sick son of a bitch in Broad.
This is why you need to get back in the kitchen and get acquainted with some goddamn kitchen appliances.
Just put the PC shot on.
Look at this.
Oh my God.
You just killed him, Rick.
He's a bureaucrat, Morty.
I don't respect him.
Rick, I think you've said that before.
That's out of context here.
Nah.
He's a bureaucrat.
No!
I'll filled him with diesel!
Oh, shit!
You son of a bitch.
Oh, the car's dead, Morty.
All right, that's enough.
I'm not watching this.
I remember what happened with these.
I'm Pickle Rick!
Re!
I'm Pickle Rick!
Oh my God!
I'm not even joking.
I remember that.
When all you idiots went all for Sesuan sauce, I remember.
I remember for Christ's sake.
A pickle rick!
Re!
Jesus Christ, man!
And if you don't remember, if y'all don't remember, oh, Jesus Christ, the whole Sestuan sauce crap.
If y'all did not freaking remember, I'd like for you all to just, let me look for something to recant your memory.
If y'all don't remember that disgusting, stupid, dumbass, you know, sestuan sauce bullshit.
Excuse my French.
I'm sorry.
Local live hall mentainment.
Oh, my God.
Oh, oh, all right.
All right.
We'll look at that in a second.
Let me go show you all the old school Sestuan sauce tard session.
The literal nationwide autistic freakout when it came to Sesuan sauce.
How do y'all?
How many of y'all remember that, huh?
How many of y'all remember that?
Look, let me show you the kind of people that waited in line for Sesuan sauce.
Let's look at the PC shot.
Look at this.
I want Sesuan sauce.
Where's my Seshuan sauce?
I'm Pickle Rick.
I'm Pickle Rick.
Look at this.
Look at this.
This is modern-day America.
Pickle Rick.
Modern day Autist America.
What the hell?
I mean, look, look at all the old people are holding on to their kids.
They're scared crapless of this autist.
All right, all right, that's enough.
All right, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, that was it right there.
All right?
That was it right there.
I remember that like it was yesterday.
And Pickle Ghostler for three bucks.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right?
The field of local live hall entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Look how far AI development has come.
Do you think maybe one day I can download one of these for myself, too?
AI Death Metal Garbage00:09:58
What are you talking about, Anonymous?
Hold on.
I got to look at another anonymous image here, okay?
What the hell is this?
What is this?
Hold on.
Hold on.
What is this?
Are y'all causing drama?
Are you all causing drama?
What is this?
Blackler, the IC is calling him out, so let's go.
Top Keck.
I got him.
I fucking got him.
He didn't believe it.
He actually thinks I'm still his friend.
TN Apostle.
Blackler, dude.
Even Ashley called you out.
If Ghost won't see it, it will make your betrayal even better.
And there's some rooski there.
Look at the roofy.
TN Apostle, not even joking.
This just reached a whole new level of hilarity.
I'm the new Captain Desi, and there's Ard Hammond.
I figured he was in that son of a bitch.
Ain't a surprise.
Come on, man.
Come on, dude.
I just, I have a hard time believing that this is damn TN Apostle.
I have a hard time believing this crap.
All right, Anonymous.
I have a hard time believing this garbage.
And you all shut up in the chat room.
And to think that that's that's the freaking outer circle, dude.
I mean, that, all right.
Great, great.
Yeah, I'm exclusive now, huh?
I'm in the outer circle for crying.
Oh, it's a bunch of freaking losers, dude.
A bunch of losers.
All right.
Now, this is anonymous who claim that this is AI, how far AI has become.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
This is really AI.
I don't believe this is AI.
No, this is somebody controlling a graphic, a three-digit.
I don't believe this.
I've seen this before.
I don't believe it.
I don't believe this is AI.
Look, go ahead and get the PC shot.
I don't believe this is AI.
I think this is just some 3D animation and some stupid, dumb, skankasaurus slutbag doing the voice.
A little alternative.
Oh.
I mean, look at this.
I mean, this is...
This is an animation, dude.
This is not AI.
This is not real AI.
Jesus Christ.
This is what people are doing on voice or on video chat.
Look at this fat bastard sitting on a goddamn outdoor patio furniture indoors.
Oh shit, man.
What the fuck is this?
Look at that.
What?
What is this?
Wait a minute.
There's some guys in a goddamn Humg V out in the war zone doing this shit.
There's some guys in the Hung V. Look at this.
Thank you.
This is not AI.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Barf.
What the fuck?
Barf, dude.
Jesus, wash your face.
Comb your hair.
It's 285.
Oh, my God.
Look at this lonely prick.
Whoa.
Hi.
This is not AI, dude.
What are you?
What am I?
Excuse you.
I'm just a girl.
I'm just a girl trying to just chat.
What do you mean, what am I?
This is not AI.
This is just some dumb, stupid 3D animation with some stupid girl's voice.
What are you crying?
Oh, my God.
What kind of a scene is this?
Oh, my God.
One black, one white, and one ethnic, ambiguous girl.
Jesus.
Hi.
All right, guys.
This is not the future of AI for Christ's sake.
All right.
This is not the future of AI.
All right.
That's just some stupid, dumb 3D, three-dimensional, goddamn animation and some stupid broad doing the voice.
Jesus Christ.
In the field of local live home.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.
The next day, after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Oh, dude, no, don't, don't even, man.
Don't you fucking dare even.
That's horrible.
All right?
That's freaking horrible, dude.
Now, since we're on the subject of AI, I wanted to show you all something about artificial intelligence.
Have you heard about these dorks that have art, they created a program that creates death metal out of AI?
Have y'all heard about this?
There is a 24-hour stream right now being broadcasted of AI.
Artificially creating death metal.
Have you heard about this?
That was the future of society?
All right, all right, get it.
All right, look, take a look at this.
All right.
Let's go ahead and put it on.
Let's go ahead and put on.
This is this is AI death metal.
Put the VC shot.
This is it, 24 hours a day, of an artificial intelligence algorithm creating death metal and, to be honest with you, I think it sucks.
I think it really sucks.
but this is it right here artificial intelligence creating death metal 24 hours a day i mean this is horrible
And look, even the guy that's like, is that, is that the real person running this thing?
What does everybody think about AI death metal?
What does everybody think about it?
AI death metal I mean it sounds like garbage all right?
Hey shut up it doesn't sound better than Pantera Shut up This greater than Pantera.
No, it's not death goddamn dark me magician girl shut your mouth shut your goddamn cocksucker All right, that's enough.
I I knew you idiots were gonna make Pantera jokes if I went to this I knew you sons of bitches were gonna do that I knew you sons of bitches were gonna do that.
You know that I knew it.
I goddamn knew it.
I knew you were gonna do this crap.
But that's real AI dude.
That's real AI.
What is this?
Local live home entertainment.
Oh my god.
WTF ghost.
I didn't lay it again this weekend.
Your advice didn't work.
If I flex my nuts any harder, they are gonna pop.
What are you talking about?
You took my advice, dude.
You're supposed you know, you're an idiot.
You probably didn't even understand what I was saying, all right?
You probably don't even understand what I'm saying.
And you all shut up, all right?
Don't say that that goddamn artificial intelligence AI sounds any better than Pantera, all right?
Pantera is metal, dude.
Pantera is metal.
Do you understand that?
Hell yeah.
In the field of local live home entity.
What is this?
Oh my god.
There are three families living in three apartments in one building.
A Mexican family, a white family, and a black family.
A tonato hits the building one day.
Which family lives?
The white family.
Because the children are at school and the parents are at work.
Oh, man.
Come on with that racism.
Come on.
Play it and play some more that ruled.
Are you kidding me?
You actually liked that ridiculous AI death metal?
That sounded like garbage, dude.
All right?
I mean, that sounded like garbage.
All right.
Weapon to surpass Pantera.
Man, listen, I'm not, I'm not warned.
I'm not joking around.
I'm warning you.
You all keep talking garbage about Pantera.
We're gonna have some problems.
You understand?
We're gonna have some problems.
Here, y'all wanna y'all want to hear AI death metal again?
You wanna hear artificial intelligence death metal again?
Here, here it is.
Put the PC shot on.
There it is.
Huh?
There it is, huh?
Is that music to your ears, there, boy?
Huh?
This sounds like crap, dude.
I'm not worried about AI taking out musicians anytime soon.
This is all up.
This is crap.
All right, this is utter garbage.
I can't even understand what A.I. is saying.
thought the AI was supposed to have, you know, such fast learning algorithms that it'd be able to talk or scream something that we could hear.
Stop chatting on with me on this chat room.
Understanding AI Speech00:03:16
All right, stop doing that.
And this is not better than Pantera.
Shut up.
Son of a bitch!
This is not better than Pantera, I'm...
Shut up!
It's not better than Pantera!
Shut the fuck up!
Get off!
Get out of here!
Jesus Christ, man.
You're just never going to let this Pantera thing, you're never going to let it go, are you?
You're never gonna let this whole Pantera crap go, are you?
I'm not joking around.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
For Christ's sake.
Give me my goddamn beer.
And let me tell you something.
I'm not joking, man.
You son of a bitches out here.
I'm fucking writing your goddamn names down.
All right.
And you sons of bitches in the chat room that are talking garbage, I'm putting you all on a fucking shit list.
Do you understand that?
You made my shit list.
You understand that?
You made my shit list.
You're my goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
It's a nice cold beer, baby.
Nice cold beer.
Oh, yeah.
I could have been at a party right now.
I could have been at a goddamn party right now.
Instead, I'm sitting back here doing a Saturday night troll show, all right?
And I'm not even joking, man.
I'm taking a list.
I'm taking a list of all you son of a bitches that are out here coming at me that are talking garbage to me in the damn chat room.
Do you understand me?
You made my shit list, son of a bitch.
Give me my drink.
Here's my goddamn drink.
Wait a minute.
Somebody's like, hey, why aren't you calling a dating line like you promised?
You want me to call a date line?
Is that it?
All right, press one in the chat right now if you want me to call a goddamn date line live on the air right now.
All right, press one in the chat right now.
It's nice cold beer, baby.
Nice cold beer.
You know I am?
The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my god.
What is this?
What's the difference between yogurt and Texans?
Yogurt has a working culture.
Oh, fuck you, asshole.
Go shove it up, your ass.
And the wanderer for two bucks is saying, then play some Pantera.
Play the better music.
What are you talking about, man?
All of Pantera is badass.
Need More Smoke And Respect00:09:53
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, boy.
Man, you see, you're making me belch.
Hey, look, assholes.
I'm not joking around.
Do you want me to call a goddamn chat line?
Or a date line?
I meant to say, you want me to call a date line out here?
All right.
I mean, seriously, some of you idiots are putting twos.
You're putting zeros.
You're being a bunch of fucking trolls about it.
All right.
Yes, yes.
Okay, good.
But, you know, before I do, let me sip a little bit more sauce here.
Let me take some smoke.
Press one for ghosts to download.
I don't want to download.
I'm not downloading Grindr, dude.
The field of local live.
I'm not doing it.
Is your shit list for an upcoming scat movie?
Ah, geez.
No, no, no.
All right.
Now, listen, I'm not downloading Grinder because we're having like three parties on my street right now for Fiesta.
And I'm afraid there's going to be a lot of people within my vicinity.
And that's a little embarrassing.
Okay.
That's a little embarrassing.
All right.
That's a little embarrassing.
So I don't want to do that right now.
All right.
Now, what I want to do is I want to, you know, break out the wacky tobacco.
I want to break out the devil's lettuce, the smoke.
You know what I mean?
The chronic, the reefer.
All right.
The poo smoke.
Gay wheelchair sex line.
Gay.
Just shut up.
All right.
Let me get my weed.
I got this in this little pop-open container, you know?
You just squeeze the sides and there you go.
Pop-pop goes the weasel.
The weasel.
All right.
All right.
Pop-pop goes the weasel.
All right.
Here we go.
Let me go ahead and hear.
Like, here's the bud.
You see, people don't think that I've got, look at these.
Look at the, listen to the bud being broken.
Listen.
Oh, yeah.
The field of local live.
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Call the local taqueria.
Which one, dude?
There's a whole bunch of them out here at San Diego.
What are you talking about?
Oh, my God.
Daddy, drop your shit list on my chest.
Ah, Jesus.
I mean, god damn it.
You fucking perverts.
You perverts take everything sexual.
And if it isn't sexual, you take it racist.
I don't understand, dude.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't get it.
I don't, you know, I don't even want to get it.
I want to be honest with you.
I don't even want to get it.
I don't even want to get it for Christ's sake.
All right.
And shut up.
I'm smoking tetrahydrocannebinol, reefer, marijuana, pot, grass, the devil's lettuce, the poo smoke.
That is what I'm doing.
All right.
That's what I'm doing.
So let me load this bowl.
Let me smoke a little bit.
Let me sip on the sauce.
All right.
And then we'll go ahead and call a goddamn date line so you sons of bitches know how to talk to women.
It's crack.
Shut up.
It's not fucking crack.
It's 420, dude.
It's tetrahydrocannabinol.
That's what it is.
It's not crack.
Shut the fuck up.
It is not crack.
Jesus Christ, you guys are a thorn in my ass, man.
It's not crack.
It's marijuana, all right?
And I get it from the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner, all right?
Where's my freaking, you know, where's my, all right, here it is.
And for you folks that don't know, I blow the smoke out out of a contraption that I make out of a toilet paper roll, a fabric softener sheet, and you blow it into that.
I promise you, it does work, okay?
It does work.
Now, don't get me wrong, it doesn't get rid of the smoke, but it gets rid of the smell.
It gets rid of the smell.
It's a field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Ghostler on meth.
I'm not on meth, dude.
I'm not on meth.
I'm not on any of that.
This is straight marijuana, 420, chronic, the kush, all right?
The grass, the reefer, the poo smoke.
That's what it is.
All right?
So let me smoke this.
Hold on.
And I hate Bick lighters, dude.
And people are saying, hey, why don't you get yourself a Zippo?
You know how hard it is to smoke a pipe with a Zippo, for Christ's sake?
Hey, why don't you get a torch?
I use my torch lighters, all right, for my cigars.
And that's what you're supposed to do.
You're supposed to use your torch lighters for your cigars.
And I've got myself a badass DuPont lighter too, baby.
All right.
And just take a look at how much DuPont lighters cost.
And that'll show you how classy this son of a bitch is.
All right.
I got one of those DuPont lighters.
you flip it open it goes ding ding ding so hold on In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
$4,000 PC ruined by your crack addiction.
Shut up.
It's not going to get ruined.
All right.
Shut your goddamn pie hole.
Put your oregano away.
Dude, this is real smoke, dude.
This is real tetrahydrocannabinol.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Guys, man, you guys are a bunch of troll bastards, man.
All right.
Give me a break.
Jesus Christ.
I'm belching all over the place.
Here we go.
I'm about to smoke my first bowl here for the night.
And this goes out to all the people that really like me.
All the people that like me.
You really like me.
This is for you, okay?
This is for you.
Cheers.
Shoe nice.
The field of local life.
You gotta hold it and gotta hit the brain.
Oh my God! Oh God!
Shit.
Oh, man.
I don't know.
I'm telling you, man, every time I take that first hit, man, the mucus starts coming out, man.
The mucus starts secreting for my orifices, for Christ's sake.
I need a goddamn tissue, man.
I need a goddamn tissue, for heaven's sake.
Oh, my God. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh, that's better.
Oh, that's better, man.
That's better.
That feels a lot better.
In the field of local live home entertainment, oh my god.
Tar-coated PC internals.
Man, shut the, just shut up, dude.
All right?
Just shut up.
Give me my goddamn drink.
Because I want to keep drinking.
You know, there's not a better feeling in the world than getting buzzed on some alcohol and then mixing that up with some tetrahydrocannabinol, baby.
There's not a better feeling in the world.
I like it and I like it a lot.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my God.
Juno's.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
What is that supposed to mean, Junos?
What?
Can somebody explain that to me?
What kind of anti-Semitic garbage is that supposed to mean?
Freaking Junos.
I mean, shut your mouth.
All right.
All you people, shut your goddamn pie hole.
I mean, you are lucky I'm even here.
Do you hear me, trolls?
You're lucky.
I'm even here.
So give me some goddamn respect.
All right?
That's all I'm asking from you, sons of bitches.
A little bit of a fucking respect.
All right?
R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
All right.
That's what you need to show me.
Give me my goddamn drink.
Oh, my God.
Man, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, for Christ's sake.
I need some more.
I need some more smoke.
I need some more fucking smoke.
And shut up, asshole.
You better fucking respect me.
All you fucking internet people.
I'm not fucking joking.
You all better show me some goddamn respect, or you're all gonna get it.
All right?
I'm fucking seeing you people that are in the chat room talking garbage against me, and I'm putting you down on a fucking shit list.
And guess what?
You made my shit listen son of a bitch.
Here, take a whiff of this.
Take a whiff of that.
All right, let me let me smoke one more little smoke.
All right, I got a bowl going on.
Let me smoke this.
What is this?
Local live home entertainment.
Beer Pong With Blade00:15:18
Oh, my God.
Wo, shang, zoo, he ni zoo.
What the hell is this?
Talk to me an American!
Speak!
Speak to me in America.
Fucking immigrants.
Speak to me in America.
In the field of local live home.
Wait a minute.
Hail Duckler.
Oh, my God.
Hail Duckler, you asshole.
I got your duck right here, all right?
Why don't you suck my duck?
In the field of local local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Fuck you, cuck.
No respect for you.
Are you seeing this?
No respect for you.
And look, the Wanderer just donated two bucks saying that I should smash my Corsair already.
I know I want.
I'm not going to smash my Corsair.
This is a Corsair I-160, man.
Top of the line, PC, baby.
Damn, dirty.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
All right, you son of a bitch.
All right, for Christ's sake.
You son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
I know what you were trying to make me say.
I know that you said.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Hold on for Christ's sake.
Hold on.
The fucking the fucking dad ad bots?
The fucking artificial intelligence is talking garbage against me?
Hold on, what a put the PC shot on.
What is this?
What is this?
Ghost politics.
People send this guy money to say some shit on his stream?
Are you talking shit to me?
Are you talking shit to me, you little AI piece of crap?
You're talking shit to me.
Ah, you little AI son of a bitch.
I'm telling you right now, don't you ever talk to me that way.
I don't care what kind of an AI piece of crap you are.
Don't you dare.
Don't you dare even go there.
It's a freaking official goddamn idiot of his channel.
Not even the fucking AI is respecting him.
Did y'all see this?
People send this guy money just to say some shit on his live stream.
How dare you, you piece of crap?
How dare you?
How goddamn dare you?
I'm over here.
I'm listening to your fucking AI death metal, you piece of garbage.
I'm sitting over here listening to your AI death metal and you're talking trash.
How dare these people, man?
I mean, first it's that goddamn autist SJC.
All right?
And now it's this AI death metal crap.
Are you joking me, dude?
Are you fucking you're disrespecting me?
You're disrespecting me?
God damn it.
I deserve more respect, man.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you people, man.
I'm over here sending people your way and you people are talking trash.
You people are talking trash to me.
I'm sending people to listen to this horse shit.
What is this?
All right.
Yeah, real funny for two bucks.
You're real funny.
I can't believe that the goddamn guy who runs this or the people that run this actually talking garbage to me.
Hey, what, you turn it off?
I was going to say, you turn it off?
Oh, my God.
I mean, can you believe it?
Let's start.
Let's go back up.
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
This guy, look at this.
People send this guy money just to say some shit on his live stream.
Look at that.
Like, I'm some kind of a piece of crap.
All right?
Like, like, I'm some kind of a piece of trash or something.
I mean, good God, doesn't this guy know whoever the hell Dad Abbots is?
If it's supposed to be an AI situation, hey, they should know who the fuck I am.
All right?
Hope you enjoy the fact I brought the B-A-B-A-B-O-T-S-G-G guy over.
Thanks for the music.
That's better than Pantera.
You know what, Jackler?
Go jack yourself off.
Pantera does have a song.
Go jack yourself off.
You didn't send anybody over here, so shut your mouth.
All right?
Shut your goddamn mouth.
Oh, my God.
OMG, every time I hear that Normie screech, it makes me think of a 400-plus-pound blubber, five-layer chin, Confederate supporting sister menu.
Am I right?
Or is it not?
Let me tell you something.
You sons of bitches wouldn't say that to my face.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
My Posey, what is this?
Oh, my God, every time I hear, oh, that's another, that's somebody else.
I'm a not.
Shut up, asshole.
I'm not going to say that.
He's alive.
Shekel Goblin exposed.
Ghostler ventures out of his hug box and gets smacked down again.
I didn't get smacked down.
I just didn't appreciate what that son of a bitch was saying about me, man.
I've got the right to respond, dude.
I've got the right.
So shut up.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe I've got people talking garbage to me.
All I'm trying to do is give people, you know, hey, wait a minute.
Is that Blade?
Is Blade on?
Is only Use Me Blade On?
Cancer's face?
Anyone?
Oh, no, I got a scene, Blade.
You scrolled PC shut.
Yeah, but it's, yeah.
There's scuffed bam my jerra.
You're talking about somebody scuffling.
There's a scuff bam my jerra.
All right.
There's a scuffed bam my jara for Christ's sake.
Bam mascara.
Yeah, no kidding that shit anymore, but fuck it.
Jesus Christ, you're about 20 pounds heavier than shrinking bamboo.
I actually like blade.
I don't know why you're mod.
I think that's from when Casey modeled.
I'm not even joking around.
I like Blade.
Cheers to Blood.
All right.
Cheers to Blade.
Dude, that's funny.
I like Blade.
Give me my drink.
Nice.
This is hilarious.
Bam, how the hell are you?
I like Blade.
All right.
I like Blade.
Don't lie.
I like Blade.
Don't say that crap to yourself.
I like Blade.
Are these guys smoking?
I'm going to smoke with these dudes.
Slim Danger.
I'm smoking with these dudes.
All right.
Look at every, they're all smoking reefer.
I'm smoking with him.
Hey, is that bone clinks?
It's bone clinks.
I like bone clinks too, dude.
Modgy homie.
Sorry, buddy.
Let me have my smoke, dude.
Look, I like these dudes.
You all are talking.
I like these dudes.
Remember that one night when Casey decided to mod everyone in the street?
I mean, I'm not joking.
I wish I could drink with Blade.
Mods that didn't know.
I wish I could drink with Blade for Christ's sake.
That are like weird mods or whatever.
And every time I see him talk in the chat, how much is it going to take for Blade to start drinking?
Not banning them.
How much is it going to take for Blade to start drinking?
Somebody asked him in the chat room.
And I don't understand why the messages are for review, dudes.
All right.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
How much is it going to take?
Bam's my N-word.
How much is it going to?
Oh, look at the dog.
Is that a French bulldog pup?
Look at that French little bulldog.
Look at that pup.
Come on, chat.
Look at the puppy!
Look at the puppy!
No, that's what they're saying.
They're like, I like that.
Look at the puppy.
What a beautiful little French fucking bulldog puppy.
Aww.
Spermy the cat.
You got shut it out.
Oh, Spermy the cat.
Spermy the cat got shut.
How the hell does he know Spermi's ass?
How the hell does he know Spermi?
It's his wife, right?
Hey, man, I'm not joking.
How much is it gonna take for Blade to drink?
When this guy drinks, it's just pure.
Is that a real fire?
I see.
I don't know about Blade.
I don't do that, dude.
I don't even have access to a computer, so I don't know how that could have happened, bro.
I mean, I want to know how much is it going to take for him to drink.
He's making these fucking.
No, don't call me a Hamboat.
I like Blade.
I like Blade.
That's what's up, though.
I like him, dude.
He's a great fucking streamer, man.
Well, thanks for the raid.
Hey, you see, they thank you.
How much is it going to take for you to drink, dude?
How much is it going to take for him to drink?
I want to know how much is it going to take for him to drink, dude.
But we got to do some sauce with the.
Oh, here it comes.
Here it comes, baby.
Here, come here.
Come down, but he's not here, dude.
I'm not joking, dude.
I mean, I like Blade.
All right?
You can tell him I said that, all right?
I hope this fucking appeal goes through.
And here's the thing.
Now.
Wait a minute.
Are y'all donating and saying that I'm a dodge?
If it doesn't go through, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna be like, listen, I'm not even moving.
I got fire.
Howdy, ghost told me you're a cool guy.
I think he sucks though.
Aww.
Well, you magician girl, you piece of crap.
You piece of crap.
No.
They didn't forget the dog.
Oh, okay.
Come on.
I want to see.
Ghostball tips is dying drinking.
He's a.
The ghost politics is dying to drink with you.
He's as thirsty as a leaky Pepsi.
Oh, you son of a...
Nice.
You son of a bitch.
How dare you son of bitches, man?
I like Blade.
Hey, is he going to do a shot?
If he does a shot, I'm doing a shot.
He's going to do a shot.
All right.
I'm doing a shot with Blade.
I'm doing a shot.
Hold on.
Hold on, Hoy.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Oh, shit.
All right, here we go.
I'm doing a shot with Blade right now.
I'm doing a shot with Blade.
How old are you?
All right, I'm doing a shot with Blade right now.
Hey, hold on, hold on.
When is he going to do the shot?
Come on, do the shot.
You look like you're like 39.
Wait a minute, that dude looks like he's 39, dude.
That looks like you're 259.
What are you talking about?
Looks like he's 39.
How old do you think I am?
How old do you think I am?
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's stop fooling ourselves though.
All right, let's stop fooling ourselves.
I want to do a shot with Blade.
I'm talking about how old you are when True Shoe is birthday.
He's not going to tell you.
All right, here we go.
I'm going to do a shot.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Come on, shoot the shot.
I'm shooting it with him.
Oh, cheers.
Thank you guys for that.
Cheers, yeah.
Here we go.
Yeah.
I did a shot with Blade.
The birthday boy.
I did a shot with Blade.
I did a shot with Blade, baby.
You giving him the AIDS?
Yes.
Hey, can we play something less suicidal?
What is this?
Alex Jones for two bucks.
Can we take it off mark myself and we're turning this?
We've changed the song.
Oh, what do you want?
It's bone clinks.
Are you serious?
Get the fuck off me, dude.
It's bone clinks.
Uh-oh, party foul.
And watch out for the little dog.
Don't do that to the little puppy.
Don't do that to the little puppy, dude.
That's a little badass puppy, dude.
You don't have to if you don't want to, but I want you to have a good time on your birthday.
It's this guy's birthday.
That's why I'm vaguely right now.
All right, buddy.
Man, dude, you know, you look at a guy like that, he's got a beard going on, and then he's not like, no, dude, I don't really want to.
I just want to get some beer pong going on.
That cleaned up nice.
I mean, that's what you goddamn hipsters did to the freaking beard, dude.
All right?
All right.
Anyway, I like Blade.
I'm glad I'm here.
InfoWars.
InfoWars.com.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
And listen, you idiot.
Stop telling him lies in his chattering, dude.
Stop doing that shit.
It's not my fault.
All right, all right.
That's enough.
I don't want to get any bad.
I don't want to get any bad blood with Blade.
All right?
I don't want to get any bad blood with Blade.
I like Blade.
He's a good guy.
I'm going off.
Would you like to play with your wheelchair?
Wait, what?
I read it the first time.
What?
I'm in a wheelchair.
Telling him I'm in a wheelchair?
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Yeah, I'm on.
All right, you're in this case.
I'm not in a damn wheelchair.
I'm gonna put some beer pong.
I'm not in a damn wheelchair.
You son of a bitch.
All right, I'm out of here.
He's playing beer pong.
I'll come back in his drunk.
I'll probably come back after the broadcast.
All right, get it out of here for Christ's sake.
You sons of bitches.
I can't believe you, man.
I can't believe you for Christ's sake.
Hold on.
Did Jackler just donate?
Are you kidding me?
Oh my god.
I mean, Jackler, why are you fucking talking garbage?
I like Blade.
I like Blade, damn it.
What the fuck is this?
I like Blade.
You son of a bitch.
I swear, dogs, love to just get in my way.
I mean, you know, I can't believe you sons of bitches who do this.
I can't believe it.
I'm not talking shit about this guy, man.
Here, I got it.
I got it.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Let's go back.
Hey, donate, I'm going to say, don't listen to these pricks.
Don't listen.
Talking shit behind your back.
There's known to talk shit.
Then we need to go.
Don't listen to these idiots.
Don't listen to these idiots.
As long as they're here, that's all that matters, bro.
You see, thank you, Blade.
Thank you.
You see, Blade has got the good idea.
Look at this guy.
He understands streaming.
All right?
You son of a man.
They're playing beer pong.
All right, that's enough.
Fucking Jackler.
He thought he was going to cause something.
He didn't cause nothing.
He didn't cause nothing.
He's lying.
You're a damn liar.
You're a damn liar.
Hey, in a minute after this name, we're going to start.
Yeah, thank you.
Thank you.
You see?
Burger Planet Streamers Lie00:12:42
You see, Blade gets it.
Blade gets it.
You hear that?
Blade gets it.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, Scuff Justin Jim Care, whatever the fuck his name is.
He didn't get it.
He's like, dude, why he talked to me back there?
I got real autism.
Anyway, let these guys play beer pong.
Let me know when he's ready to take a shot.
I'll take another shot with him.
All right.
That's Blade, man.
All right.
I'm getting out of here.
All right.
That's Blade, dude.
All right.
You see, you people are making me have a bad reputation around here.
I like Blade, dude.
I like Blade.
I think he's a great streamer.
He's been around for a long time, for Christ's sake.
I like Blade.
I mean, he's a drinking son of a bitch.
I like Blade.
All right.
Jesus.
I can't believe you people, dude.
I can't believe that you people would do this and make me a fool, make a fool out of me.
Make a goddamn ass crack out of me for Christ's sake, man.
I respect that guy.
And even though you all are talking garbage, he gets it.
He's like, hey, dude, you know what?
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot for the donos.
I mean, he gets it.
All right.
He gets it.
He gets it.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Give me my fucking beer.
I like Blade.
And wait a minute.
Blade's not a millennial, dude.
He's in his, he's like 40-something.
He's not a millennial, dude.
All right.
He's like, I think Gen X.
I think that's Gen X territory.
All right.
All right.
So don't be sitting over here insinuating that Blade's a millennial.
All right.
That's why he gets it.
He's, you know what I'm saying?
He's mature enough to understand that no matter what you idiots are sitting there telling him, he's like, you know what, dude?
Fuck it, dude.
You know, thanks for the donuts, dude.
I love it, dude.
I mean, you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, cheers to Blade, dude.
I'm glad that you, I'm glad I introduced some of you to Blade.
I like the dude.
All right.
I'm glad.
I'm not even joking.
I like Blade, dude.
Now, don't get him too drunk.
If you get him too drunk, he turns into a little bit of a, he turns into a little bit of an asshole.
Well, that's another reason why I like him.
I like watching him.
Excuse me.
I mean, he almost got into a fight with Casey.
You know how we were just talking to Casey over here?
Here, let me show you that.
Let me show you.
Oh, my.
Let me show you when Blade and Casey almost got into it, dude.
It was pretty.
It was pretty bad.
All right, look, let's go ahead and do.
All right, let's go.
Let me show you what happened.
All right.
These guys were all drinking.
KC, of course, is a millionaire, okay?
Now, let me give you context.
Put the PC view on the screen.
Now, let me give you context.
They rode, and this is EBZ.
EBZ rode along with Blade and this guy, Casey.
This is KC right here.
I like Casey as well.
Casey's a good guy.
Casey's a millionaire.
This guy has a Hummer limo.
EBZ and Blade and Casey take the Hummer Lemo to a club somewhere in California.
And this was what the hell was this was during 420.
This was on 420, the evening of 420.
And they went to go see Bone Thugs in Harmony in concert.
KC being the millionaire that he is, and he knows the club owner.
He was able to get backstage with Bone and you had EBZ.
He was all smiles that night and all that stuff.
Anyway, this was before the concert.
This was in the parking lot as they arrived at the club to see Bone Thugs in Harmony.
And Blade was already out of it, dude.
He was so drunk.
Take a look at this.
This is just part of what happened.
I saw this whole thing live.
That's why I like live streamers that go out and do this.
Listen, what happens?
You're not Italian.
Figure it the fuck out, dude.
Let's go.
I'm not what?
You're not Italian, dude.
Oh.
Where are you from?
Lebanese or fucking?
Oh.
I don't fucking know, dude.
Figure it out, dude.
I really don't like your energy right now.
Trying to keep on more EBZ right now.
Calm down, bitch.
All right.
You see, this is how Blade gets when he's a little soft.
Look at how pissed KC's getting, dude.
Look at how pissed he's getting, dude.
He's talking shit saying, I look Lebanese.
What's wrong with Lebanese people, though?
You know what?
I am Lebanese.
I want to be Lebanese now.
I'm not talking shit about it.
You just said, you know what?
I want to be Lebanese now.
Maybe.
I want to be Lebanese.
What do you got a problem with Lebanese people?
Maybe you ain't shit.
Oh, you ain't shit.
I mean, this is how he gets, dude.
The ability to talk to me, dude.
You know what?
I'm going to have somebody put their dick in your fucking hole in the neck.
All right.
Oh, we'll find him then, dude.
Oh, why are you talking to uppercase?
Why are you talking to uppercase?
I mean, look at Casey.
You can tell he wants to pop freaking.
What are you talking about, dude?
You can tell he's holding back.
He's holding back, man.
And you ain't shit, dude.
I like this guy, and I love him.
The problem is right now, if it was somebody that's what would happen right now.
I'm all right.
Oh, because you don't know me.
And you confuse?
Well, get in the FBI vehicle.
You know what I mean?
Get in the FBI vehicle then, bro.
Get in the.
I mean, as you can see, Blade is trash.
That's adorable.
That's so adorable.
Treat me.
Listen, don't treat me like you treat other people.
Trust me.
What are you talking about?
They almost came to blows.
Trust me.
Trust me.
What's going to happen?
Well, no.
Seriously.
Hey, what's going to happen?
Oh, my God.
Of all people, EBZ is the voice of reason here.
Look at EBZ.
He becomes the voice of reason.
I know you feel fancy.
what's happening what's happening is that you don't have to say anything else Okay.
It's obvious.
I mean, look at that.
This is why I like Blade, dude.
You get some content juice in him.
Look at Case.
Look at Casey.
He wants to kick his ass.
No, but all of that.
I want to see him.
No, you don't want to see it.
No, no, no.
Look, that's his limo.
Back there.
That's Casey's limo, his Hummer limo, dude.
He's out of time.
Me too.
Look at EBZ.
He's the voice of reason over here.
Tomorrow morning.
Exactly.
Put it tomorrow morning.
Exactly.
Exactly.
If I want to have a good shot.
I'm a lot of respect for you, bro.
Don't you fucking ever.
Oh, disrespect me again.
No.
Oh, I'm sorry.
All right.
Stop.
All right.
Look, this is why I watch the dude.
I'm not even joking.
I mean, you know, once he gets some content juice in him, it's over.
All right.
It's over for Christ's sake.
All right.
And that's why I like, that's why I like it.
All right.
That's why I like.
Hey, Burger Bud9000.
Are you talking garbage to me in the chat room, you son of a bitch?
I mean, aren't you the son of a bitch that you plus like two other people that are giving Burger his living right now?
For Christ's sake, you're talking trash to me.
You're talking trash to me.
You're sitting over here supporting some anti-social 37-year-old autist that thinks MTV is going to come knocking at his door again.
You son of a bitch.
Don't you dare talk garbage to me.
All right.
You see, unlike, listen, unlike Burger Planet, I don't ban people here unless you're doxing.
All right.
I don't ban people here, but don't you ever.
And I'm going to repeat what Casey said.
Don't you ever disrespect me again.
You understand?
Don't you ever disrespect me again.
You son of a bitch.
Burger made me.
Are you kidding me?
Burger make a fuck you, Burger Bud9000.
I'll give you a fucking slap.
I'll give you a fucking slap.
Give me my, I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
Give me some more beer.
Jesus Christ.
And I'm not even joking around.
I'm not fucking joking.
All right.
You see?
You see, unlike, you know, Burger bro over there who, you know, bans me, I don't ban anybody.
Unless you're doxing.
I don't ban anybody.
All right.
I don't ban anybody.
And I like Burger too.
I'll tell you, I just don't like him.
I like, I don't like him.
I like his streams occasionally, but he's on the content juice.
Oh, my God.
Ghost stop your girl fandasm for Blade.
It's boring.
Let's go to the next race.
Hey, hey, fuck you, black hat.
All right.
Fuck you.
Local live hall manted.
Hey, man.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Hambone.
I didn't dox a single person.
Yes, you did.
Because I hate Israel.
No, I didn't ban you because you hated Israel.
All right, look.
You donate a lot, Tim McCrav.
Okay, I'm going to look.
After this fucking show, I'll go back and I'll unban your ass, okay?
Because, all right, I get it.
I don't know why you got banned.
Look, the only reason I ban people is because they're throwing doxes out, all right?
And that's all there is to it.
All right.
And shut up.
I don't have a man crush on Blade, dude.
I just like watching the dude's streams here.
All right.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I like watching the dude's streams.
All right.
You know, you get a little content juice.
That's why I watch Burger.
All right.
Whenever Burger's sober and he's sitting in his van jerking himself off, playing his keyboard, nobody wants to watch that shit.
But when he's out and about and he's drunk on the content juice, I mean, that's how I like a watch of Burger.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, you know, I want to see a burger that is drunk, you know, that is sauced and that's potentially could get himself into trouble.
I've seen Burger get into massive amounts of trouble when he's on the content juice.
And that's why, you know, I like people who drink.
All right.
I'm serious.
I like people who drink for Christ's sake.
All right.
And hey, meet me.
Seriously, Samsung's not banned anymore.
You can thank Jackler for that one.
Hey, The Wanderer for two bucks.
I'm not a fucking Pantera fanboy, dude.
I just like the music.
All right.
I like the Abbott brothers.
Okay.
I love Dime Bag Daryl.
All right.
All right.
Now let me look.
I got sidetracked here.
Okay.
I'm sorry.
I saw Blade online.
You see, I could be watching Blade instead of taking fucking a bunch of cyberbullying from you.
I've been taking cyberbullying from you, sons of bitches, for three hours and 25 fucking minutes.
Three hours and 25 minutes I've been on here putting up with you people.
Wait a minute.
I'm not calling gay hotlines.
Why the hell would I want to call gay hotlines, dude?
No way.
Oh, here's Burger Buddy.
Here's Burger Bud9000.
Oh, my God.
Burger Planet made you.
If it weren't for Burger Planet, CX would have been nothing.
Oh, God.
Ice Poseidon is nothing without Burger Planet.
Oh, my.
What happened to CX?
Burger is gone, and now Ice Poseidon is nothing again.
Burger Planet is the best streamer ever.
You actually believe this shit?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Man, a Burger Bud 9000 confirmed for Burger Planet fanboy.
And look, I watch Burger Planet streams, and I'll be honest with you, it's you and like three other people that are supporting this son of a bitch.
All right?
It's like you and three other people.
All right.
I mean, look, I'm not saying I don't like Burger as a person.
Okay.
But as a streamer, I think, you know, once he starts drinking, all right, once he starts drinking, you know, then, you know, he's a good, he's my kind of guy.
All right.
He's my kind of guy.
I can't believe Burger Bud9000 is donating for Christ.
I can't believe this.
And you actually believe this?
You actually believe this crap?
Jesus.
Give me my drink.
Oh, my God.
Roasting Mr G Live00:15:31
And why are people at people want me to go see Mr. G?
I feel bad for Mr. G. I'll go check out Mr. G. Is Mr. G on?
I feel bad for Mr. G.
I feel bad for him.
Y'all remember what happened to Mr. G?
He happened to run in with in real life streaming when Ice Poseidon and the CX network went to Hawaii.
They found this son of a bitch and he decided, hey, dude, you know, Ice Poseidon is making all this money live streaming.
I'll go ahead and do it.
Well, unfortunately, because he decided to live stream, Mr. G has lost his teaching job.
He's lost his apartment.
And he's in a pretty bad situation.
So I'll go ahead and check out.
I'll check out Mr. G. What is Mr. G doing?
What is your target?
I DK, man, but you changed a lot.
Man, Mr. G, where are you staying at, dude?
Some believe the Mothman is connected to or also known as the Monday.
Mr. G, what are you?
Where are you staying at, dude?
Wait a minute, what are you doing?
Mr. G, what are you doing, dude?
A ghost raid?
Orange Game Cinema, OMR.
G, get ready for a ghost raid.
What? What? What? What?
What the hell is he watching?
Careful, don't cusso are criticize Motto.
Are you what does he want?
What is this?
What is it doing, dude?
What is it?
What is he doing?
I mean, look, I feel bad for Mr. I'm not roasting Mr. G. Shut up.
I'm not roasting Mr. G. I'm not roasting him, dude.
I mean, I'm come on, dude.
Why are y'all doing this?
I'm not calling out Mr. G. They're lying.
Hold on, please.
They're lying.
They're lying.
Big Jim Smith.
They're lying!
I gotta fucking put the- they're lying! They're lying! They're lying!
Walde slapped.
They're lying.
You fucking guys are assholes, dude.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
I'm not talking shit about Mr. G. I'm not.
A daren liar.
You're a bunch of liars.
Ardeman, five thousand.
You're a bunch of lies.
They're lying.
God.
Goddamn trolls.
They're lying, Mr. G. They're lying.
What's up with all this fucking ghost politics?
They're lying.
Mr. G, they're lying.
They're lying.
They're lying.
Don't listen to him.
They're lying.
I'm not calling anybody out, dude.
Why do y'all do this to me, man?
They're lying.
Scuffed Alex Jones at Ghost Politics is roasting you.
I am not roasting anybody, dude.
Who is Ghost Politics?
They're lying.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Tim Ermiko.
They're lying, Mr. G. Ozark fan, number one.
Hey, don't judge a book by its cover, ghost politics.
They're lying.
Oh, man.
Come on.
You see, the moderators banned me now, you idiot.
The fucking dog, you son of a bitch, man.
You did the fucking.
Look at this shit.
They won't let me chat.
They won't let me chat.
Cat.
Spartan Sphere one, airwipe you wearing girl glasses.
I can't believe you people, dude.
You know what?
I can't believe you.
Stop lying, ghost.
Leave him alone.
I'm not doing nothing.
I just.
Cornblaster 9001.
Ghost would like to invite you for a drink.
This is Thursday as a leaky text.
Oh, Jesus.
He's in a wheelchair.
I'm not in a wheelchair.
I want you to fight with Ghost Politics.
Why would I want to fight?
I'm not in a wheelchair.
Ghost loves himself.
Some Trap Cock.
I'm from Texas, too.
No, but I've seen him in concert.
Mr. G likes Pantera!
...Zombie Southern Trin Kill Tour in 1994... ...Ohhh... ...I ain't no SJW... ...BTW...
He likes Pantera.
I ain't no SJW, BTW.
I saw Dimebag Daryl in concert.
Southern Trimkill Tour, 1994.
White Zombie Pantera.
I think you're lying there, Mr. G.
The Great Southern Trendkill album didn't come out till 96.
Sorry.
I'm just looking, I'm not making fun of him.
The Great Southern Trendkill album didn't come out until 96.
How do you know?
You guys are all just talking shit.
Is he really in a wheelchair?
Well, now I gotta figure out who he is.
No, I'm not in a wheelchair, dude.
Man, I can't believe that.
Look, I know I look a little fruity tonight.
But I ain't no SJW.
I ain't no SJW ghost politics.
I didn't say you were.
Don't listen to these goddamn trolls.
Don't listen to the trolls.
I'm a man with a penis.
Don't listen to these guys, Mr. G. All right.
Don't listen to him.
Don't listen to him, man.
I might have some gay ass hair and a gay bandana on him.
But that don't mean I'm gay.
And if it was, there was nothing against that.
Based to the revoter at GhostPolitics, he's a racist right-wing boomer that is raiding other YouTubers.
I'm not!
What would I put- What the fuck are you doing, dude?
I'm not an SJW.
Oh, God.
Very offensive.
Very not politically correct, believe me.
Look at my YouTube channel.
I am not an SJW, okay?
I didn't say you were, man.
These fucking trolls, dude.
It's these trolls, dude.
Well, I'm from Texas, too, you know, I'm cute, you know.
Where the hell is, where the hell is all this being read?
Danny from California talking shit now.
Where is all this being read?
Is this text-to-speech?!
Bearded man, push the chat.
Queen's guess that goes politics is a scuffed Alex Jones.
Oh, good- I'm not a scuffed Alex Jones, dude.
I'm tired of you people that are out here.
Alright, I'm tired of you people are out here calling me a scuffed Alex Jones.
I am not a scuffed Alex Jones, alright?
Don't fall for his lies.
You keep doing your own thing, dude.
Keep it up.
Oh, my God.
I'm not disrespecting Mr. G, dude.
I'm not.
It's you fucking people that are out here talking garbage.
I'm not a fucking wheelchair, man.
Thank you, Danny from California.
Man, you fucking trying to push my buttons and shit.
Oh, seriously.
You know what?
I better get out of here.
I better get out of here before you people make Mr. G believe that I'm some kind of an asshole or something.
I'm not a jerk.
I am not a jerk.
Don't judge a book, Barbara.
I like Mr. G, dude.
I don't know why you people are doing this to me.
I like Mr. G. Politica, motherfucker.
Don't listen to the trolls, Mr. G. God damn it.
Don't listen to the trolls.
Don't I god fucking trolls, dude.
Who the fuck is that?
You goddamn troll sons of bitches, dude.
I didn't say none of this, man.
What's she talking about?
I'm not talking garbage about him, dude.
I'm not talking garbage about him.
Don't fuck with that shit, man.
She's talking about it.
I don't even know.
I'm not talking garbage, dude.
I'm not talking garbage about Mr. G. What the fuck, man?
They're kind of fucking lame.
I'm just saying, dude.
I mean, everybody's lame except for me, basically.
Insomniac capitalist of MR. P. Ghost Politics is a fabricated wheelchair-bound autistic.
Can you all shut up?
Shut up.
Okay, so is he really in a wheelchair, I guess?
Y'all are convincing Mr. G that I'm in a fucking wheelchair?
Well, then you don't really want to talk shit about him.
Really?
Because somebody's in a wheelchair.
Look, he's believing you.
He's believing you, trolls.
I don't know.
Maybe not.
I'm not, you know what?
That's it.
I can't believe you trolls are doing this, man.
Hold on, what is this?
Hold on.
Thanks for the super chat.
Black Hat The Great Code Holio A Ghost Politics Volcano Mode Activated Black Hat Incorporated That's a cool fucking picture, bro.
Oh, my God.
Black Hat Incorporated.
Oh, my God.
Give me my drink.
I can't believe you people are.
Stop doing this to Mr. G, dude.
Everybody, you get a free when you didn't do nothing.
You get a free super chat with your Prime subscription if you guys didn't know.
You get two free super chats.
I meant that.
They never said this!
I don't like racism.
I'm fucking hard blood.
Everybody's saying he's racist, so I don't like racist.
I'm not racist.
All right.
I've had enough.
All right.
Get this shit out of here.
I'm not.
All right.
Shut him off, dude.
Shut.
I can't believe you sons of bitches, dude.
I can't believe you will do this to me, man.
I mean, okay, I went to go check out Mr. G, and now you got Mr. G thinking that I'm some kind of a crippled hambone.
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, wait, wait, Blade's got shots going on.
Does Blade got shots going on?
Let's go to Blades.
What's they saying?
Does Blaine got shots?
Dude, all right.
Let me go outside for a second.
Does he got the shots?
Does he got the shots, baby?
I'll take another shot, baby.
I mean, that's what I'm talking about.
All right, dudes, let me read this chat real quick.
Shit.
All right.
All right, let me read this chat a little bit.
Sorry, you keep on saying some sexual shit.
Or thank you for your shits and giggles.
I appreciate you guys.
Casey Tron's live.
Nice.
Alright, let me get the chat up.
Bonnie IQ's over 9,000.
Dog drunk.
He's on the better half of 40.
We care about you.
I care about you too, bros.
That's why I'm out here talking to you.
Much love.
I appreciate all you guys.
Yeah, man.
I like Blade, dude.
I like Blade.
Alright, and don't talk garbage about Blade, dude.
Look, somebody asked him how much it's going to take for him to drink like half a bottle of.
I'm having a cigarette.
Calm down, dude.
Peter reported.
You're Bull!
Steel CPA.
What up, dope?
How much is it going to?
I'm not modding you, dude.
How much is it going to take?
I'm not going to drink half a bottle.
I apologize, dude.
I have too many mods as it is.
I love all the people.
If you're in my chat, I love you, dude.
Man, can you all stop saying?
Alan's weight still here?
Wait a minute, Alan's Weiss here?
Dude, I'm not saying anything.
I like Blade, dude.
Stop saying this, trolls.
I like Blade, dude.
Hey, thank you, King Killer.
I like Blade.
I like Blade, dude.
I mean, can you all stop?
How are you doing there, buddy?
That was the game that Navy.
What the hell?
What the hell is that in the background?
He's doing a smoke.
I'm taking a smoke of some tetrahydrocannemadol, all right?
All right.
Here we go.
Shots, man.
Boy, I just did.
I just slammed a bunch and figured it out.
Fire sales, bros.
Shut up, Burger Buzz!
I'm gonna feel the vocal live hall man to payment.
Oh my god!
What's up, ghosts?
Watching from Hawaii.
Been watching since 2013 and haven't missed the show.
Hearing this blunt in your name, my man.
Let me know next time you ever hitting the game.
I'll hit that shit with y'all.
Thank you.
Big N-word.
Thank you, man.
Hey, hey.
Sorry.
Ghost missed the last shot.
He's here for sure now.
A shot for my dear ghost, please?
He's been screeching for a shot with you like a roast.
Tell him, please!
Yeah, I'll do a shot, man.
I don't know if I should do another shot.
Let's do a shot, Blade.
Shots of booze?
Yeah, but you got the humility and stuff.
Imagine if you leveled up.
Let's do a shot, Blade.
I know.
Shut up, Bone Clinks.
I gotta do a shot here.
Unless you're gonna take a shot, Bone Clinks.
I haven't heard that happen.
Wait a minute.
Is that Sponge Terra?
You fucking people fucking donated together.
You goddamn assholes, dude.
Imagine that was your shit.
I can't believe that.
I can't believe you're right.
I'll do one more shot.
I'm gonna do one more shot here.
First off, sorry for turning.
I didn't scam you, but I turned down because we're outside.
Respect.
All right.
Let's do it.
Actually, one time I found a guy that said, I like to relax.
This is Pantera.
There you go.
Bam's got that weird strut of drunk anger, dude.
I'm worried about him.
Uh-oh, he's got a weird strut of dude.
I'm a happy drunk.
Me too.
I'm a happy drunk.
Ah, Blade.
I don't know if you're a happy drunk.
I don't know if you're a happy drunk.
But still, I like you.
I like you, Blade.
I like you.
I don't even know him.
He's a fucking solid guy, dude.
I like Blade.
I'm a happy drunk.
Everybody out there knows that I'm a happy drunk, dude.
All right, come on.
Let's do a shot, Blade.
Call Gene Marie.
Let's do a shot.
Gene Marie over here, dude.
Let's do a shot, dude.
Well, we can pause music for some Gene Marie up in here.
What the hell?
Was there somebody angry?
It is 10.50.
It's 12.50 where I'm at there, Blade.
Come on, man.
Let's do another shot, dude.
Let's do another shot.
Let's do a fucking shot.
Here's the thing.
You guys.
Okay.
Ghost and you have been donating tonight.
Thank you.
I appreciate you.
So much better.
See what I'm saying, man?
I like Blade.
You see how Blade is, dude?
All right, Blade is a good dude, man.
You see that?
Cheers to Blade.
I'm waiting.
Ghost Ninja!
What up, Do?
I gotta show you the place, dude.
Unexpected Patio Shout Outs00:08:22
I gotta show you the place, Ghost.
What the hell?
Is that a grenade?
Ghost speaker.
What up, how we?
So this is our back little patio area.
Yeah, they're in a new streamer.
Casey hooked them up, man.
Dude, Casey hooked this all up for these guys.
These are all streamers.
They're all Twitch streamers, with the exception of Blade.
Blade is still streaming on YouTube.
He needs to stay on YouTube.
Fuck Twitch.
Alright?
Screw Twitch.
Ghost, I love you, brother.
Hey, I love you too, man.
Ghost, Ninja.
I love you too, man.
All right.
It's about time that I get a little bit of respect.
all right it's about time that i get a little bit of respect here and then oh my god and then And then clean up.
And then up there in the other four rooms.
It's a really nice house, ghost.
I'm living my best life over here in LA.
Oh, yeah, it's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool, man.
Happy birthday, brother.
It looks awesome.
Happy birthday, brothers.
You're going to hip-hop.
All right, give me my damn dream.
Yeah, I'm going to a hip-hop.
It's not a show.
It's a hip-hop Art convention thing?
Oh, that's sick.
You trying to come?
That's what they call it.
Art convention.
Yeah.
I'd like to go on a stage coach.
I'm really not sure.
Fuck stagecoach.
First off, do you know that General Mission Stage Coach is $500?
Wait a minute.
You know what?
Stagecoach is $500 in KC's got stage passes.
Literally, retail is like $1,700.
It's retarded, dude.
Fuck you.
Wait, wait, what the hell's wrong with Scuffed Bambai Jarra?
What the hell's wrong with Scuff Bam?
Hey, ghost, man.
It's good to see you, brothers.
Hey, hey, yeah.
It's about time that I get a little bit of respect around here, huh?
It's about time that I get a little bit of respect around here.
All right?
Yeah, take a shot, Blade.
Take a goddamn shot.
Yeah.
Ghost, take a shot.
Let's take a shot.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
take a goddamn shot I don't know what you like I don't know what's going on with that I'm trying to expect some shit.
Look at this guy.
You see, now Blade's getting a little bit of respect around here.
Hey, turn that gay shit down.
No kidding.
Turn that down.
Can you turn that shit down?
Turn that down.
It's intruding.
That shit is super gay, dude.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
All right, let's take a shot, dude.
Come on.
Come on, Blade.
He's going to shoot a shot.
Hey, hey, hey.
Jaeger.
It's Jaeger, dude.
Jaeger.
All right, we're taking a shot.
I'm taking a shot with Blade, baby.
I'm taking a shot with Blade.
Hey, much love, baby.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
You see, I'm getting some respect around here.
All right?
I'm getting some respect.
They like you, dude.
They like you, dude.
I mean, you see, Blade was like cheers to Blade.
He's respecting old ghosts.
I don't want to see goddamn scuffed, fatty ass Bambai Jerra.
This is my homie.
Go stinger over the last words.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
This one?
Good.
Hey!
Hey, ooh.
Oh, shit.
Give me the hard shoot.
Hey, thank you for the dono.
Hey!
Cheers, baby!
Cheers!
You know what time it is.
Oh, my God!
Blade, shoot, chat.
All right, whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Hey, the wanderer just don't.
Hey, cheers.
Let me take another shot.
Yes.
I'm getting some respect around here.
We should have thought about that before.
It's about time, but I'm getting some respect.
Ghost, we live in a wee legal state.
We got fired.
Oh, well, I'm fat.
Yeah, yeah, scuffed Bambaijera.
Just figured out he's a fat ass.
I mean, do y'all hear Blade?
He's calling me out by name, dude.
Blade is calling me out by name.
All right, look, I better get off of here.
All right.
All right.
I'm glad I took another shot.
But I want you all.
Y'all heard this.
Ghost, my boy, bro.
Hey, I know you're my boy.
You're my boy.
You're my boy.
Cheers to death.
Here's the thing, dude.
Don't do that.
Alright, here's the thing, guys.
The thing is, is that he doesn't like that, dude.
He doesn't like that kind of shit, dude.
He doesn't like it.
All right, what the fuck?
Oh, you got oh Oh, he got knocked offline, dude.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, he's coming back.
He turned it off, dude.
He turned it off, dude.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
All right, that's it.
I'm getting out of here.
Well, you turn that gay stuff off.
Get out of here, cupcakes.
I'm looking at you live home man that hey, man.
Oh my god.
He's shouting out ghost ninja.
Not you, you're not.
No, he's shouting me out.
Shut up.
He's shouting me out, Scatman.
Shut up.
He's shouting me out.
He's shouting me.
No, refresh, people's.
I'll figure it out later.
Dude, I went to my fucking room for a hot second.
The bird fucking blade?
What?
Two things.
Don't ever talk to me in uppercase like that.
No, I didn't flip your birds.
Here we go.
Come on.
Okay, Parson, I think that's one of the best ways to defuse the situation.
Fuck you, Stella Blue.
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
Oh, Jesus!
That's what I said!
You see, this is why I like watching Blade, dude.
Some really unexpected stuff is happening.
I don't got a fart, dude.
Wait, what is this guy?
Somebody kicked this dude in the head, dude.
Wait, what?
You're disgusting.
What did this fucking idea do?
What the fuck is this guy going to say to me, dude?
Poor Ryan, man.
Like I was in a bitch.
You're acting very crunchy on your dick.
Okay, like that.
And believe it or not.
All right, that's enough.
I don't want to see all of that.
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
Don't you dare!
What?
Liar.
I would fuck either of you.
I'm sorry, Dan's agreeing.
What the hell?
What the fuck?
What the hell is this?
They're talking about surprise butt sex.
Oh my God, dude.
You see, this is...
You know, I didn't even know about it.
Surprise!
Butt sex!
You just own this thing.
Oh, my God.
You got a fire in there?
Yeah, I've been smoking it.
Ninja Relay Friendship Test00:14:51
Let's smoke some weed.
I don't want to do it.
I don't want to watch this.
All right.
There's something different.
You got it for us.
My man, let's smoke a blunt, dude.
All right, never mind.
Let's get bamboo.
Stop talking in uppercase.
All right.
What the hell is up with this dude?
What the hell is up with scuff bam my jerk?
All right, that's enough.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Shut it.
Shut it off.
Shut it down.
O Ve.
Shut it down, dude.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I'll be right back.
Okay.
What we're going to do here is, wait a minute, I'm already on three hours and 51 minutes for Christ's sake.
All right, I'm going to go ahead and do this.
I'm going to go ahead and I'm going to take a break for a second.
I got to find a goddamn chat line here, okay?
Once I find a chat line, we'll go ahead and see if we can meet some chicks.
It's like 1 a.m. right here in San Jambonio.
All right, 1 a.m. out here in San Jambonio, and we'll go ahead and go ahead and call some goddamn dating lines, and I'm going to show you, sons of bitches, how to, you know, be able to talk to women.
You know, you got to be able to talk to women.
You got to be able to know how to talk to women.
All right.
And that's what we're going to do here.
This is a Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night Troach Show.
And we're not calling any gay hotlines, okay, dude.
We're calling hotlines where there's women that are on the other end and, you know, they're pretty hard up and, you know, whatever.
All right.
I'm just going to show you how easy this is.
It's not hard to talk to women.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me take one more smoke.
Let me take one more smoke.
Hey, did y'all hear...
Did y'all hear Blade?
Man, he was saying, what up, ghost?
You're my homie, boy.
I mean, this is the kind of kind of respect I've been talking about out here, right?
That just goes to show you how respected I am around these internets, okay?
All right, people know who the fuck I am.
Remember when Ice, you know, remember when I was crossing the streams with Ice?
Ice knew who the fuck I am.
He was like, hey, dude, isn't that that dude that talks about politics?
And, you know, you know, they know who the fuck I am.
All right.
I've been on this internet for 11 goddamn years of my illustrious internet broadcasting career.
And I've been on the internet since, you know, technically since about 95, 94.
I got on the internet in 94.
And yeah, yeah, etc.
What is this?
In the field of love.
BurgerBud 9000.
Hey, man.
Oh, my God.
Wow, you're pathetic.
Imagine being so pathetic.
You have to go on a dating app on a live stream just to have the minimum confidence required to actually appreciate it.
Hey, Burger Butt 9000.
Doesn't need fake clout to get chicks.
You stupid.
You're nothing compared to you.
You know what, Burger Buddy?
You don't understand?
I got a fucking wife in the other room.
I'm just doing this as a gag, just to show you, damn incel sons of bitches, you freckle-faced, four-eyed, neck-bearded, dumbs fucking idiots.
I'm trying to show you how to be a real man.
All right?
I'm trying to show you how to be a real man, boy, with a pair of balls the size of grapefruits.
In the field of love.
What do you want?
What is this?
Oh my god!
The kind of respect that only people who don't have any idea who you are give you.
Before they realize that you're trapped.
You know what s- Shut your mouth.
All right.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
Freaking, you all heard Blaine giving me respect.
All right.
I've got respect around these internets.
You understand that?
I've got the digital wavos the size of the goddamn information super highway.
People know who ghost is.
All right.
Hey, and for all you people that are talking garbage, saying that I only got 346 viewers right now, you don't understand.
I'm being relayed.
Okay.
I'm being relayed right now in countries that can't download YouTube.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I mean, I'm big in the Philippines.
Do you understand?
I'm big in Bangkok, Thailand.
I'm big in the Isle of Man.
Do you understand what I'm talking about?
I mean, I'm big time.
Son of a bitch.
I'm big in the Isle of Man.
Give me my drink.
And you know what?
You know, Blade, you gave old ghost respect.
Let me tell you why you gave old ghost respect.
Even though you trolls were trying to say I was talking garbage about him and yapping, yappy, yappy, yappy, yap.
You know, he was respected because of the donos, baby.
I don't know how much you've fallen on your head, but he was talking about ghost ninja.
No, no, no, listen.
Let me explain.
Let me explain that about Blade, right?
Let me explain that.
He was saying Ghost Ninja because Ghost, me, I'm the next ninja.
All right?
I mean, I'm telling you, give me a year.
People are going to be saying ninja who.
You know what I'm talking about?
I'm talking about that.
That Twitch streamer.
That's what he's talking about.
All right.
I mean, in the next goddamn year, people are going to be saying ninja who.
So that's why he's like, hey, it's fucking Ghost, the next ninja.
All right.
That's what I am.
All right.
I'm not even.
I'm the next ninja out here, for Christ's sake.
Give me my freaking goddamn smoke.
And you heard him, dude.
heard him you heard him you heard him do you say hey ghost what up homie And, you know, taking shots.
I mean, come on, dude.
You see, unlike you, trolls, I've got respect around these internets.
Even though I don't have respect from you, sons of bitches, I've got respect.
All right?
All right.
That's why he was saying, hey, ghost, the next ninja.
People understand.
People get it.
All right.
Now, look, I got to get my gaming tutor going on here, and I still haven't done that, but I'm going to do that.
I'm going to get VR.
I'm going to do a bunch of stuff.
And I'm telling you, give me God.
Just give me a year.
Not even a year.
Give me like fucking eight, nine months.
And I'm telling you right now, people are going to be saying ninja who.
People are going to be saying ninja who, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Give me my, I need more beer for Christ's sake.
You see, you people are harsh in my mellow.
You know, excuse me.
I like Mr. G.
And you people are talking garbage.
Oh, my God.
You're doing a decent show.
That should be enough, ghost.
So don't lie and say you're being relayed in Palestinian and Kekestan.
Shut up.
I am being relayed, dude.
I am being relayed.
Remember, I'm big in these countries that don't have the big bandwidth to be able to download YouTube.
All right?
I'm being relayed out here.
For Christ's sake.
I can't believe you people, man.
I'm over here giving you my fucking heart, man.
My fucking heart.
And do any of you give two rats asses?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not, dude.
All right.
I need some more beer before.
Look, I don't even know if I'm going to call a date line because I don't think many people want.
I think we should just go full-fledged radio graffiti.
What is this?
Home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Someone send the chat line audio to Mrs. Ghost.
I wonder how.
Shut up, Wanderer.
All right.
None of your damn business.
Shut up.
What is this?
All I am hearing is you being deluded.
I thought your politics were bad, but this makes your main show bearable.
At least you will admit to saying nigger and faggot openly.
Oh, wait.
Hey, hey, I never said that, you son of a bitch.
You're just sitting there and acting a racist and trying to sit over here.
And I don't know what you're doing, but I'm a melting pot of friendship.
And everybody throughout the internet knows it for Christ's sake.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
I'm a nice guy.
God.
In the field of local live hall mentainment.
Oh, my God.
Who is this?
Faye got ninja who, ninja who, ninja.
Yeah, I'm not joking.
Just give me a little bit of time, baby.
All right.
They're going to be saying ninja who, all right?
They're going to be saying ninja who.
All right.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
All right.
And shut up.
Stop calling me a racist.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
All right.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be his spandex.
All right.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be muck shoveling mix, krauts, all right?
Orientals.
You know, I'm just a melting pot of friendship, dude.
I'm a nice guy.
Stop spreading these fucking false indictments about me, all right?
In the field of local live.
The Mexican kid at the corner.
Oh, my God.
I'm smoking a pot of marijuana.
I'm smoking a pot of marijuana, you idiot.
Just shut up, all right?
All right, just shut up, all right?
Let me, let me, let me get some fucking beer over here, all right?
Let's get some more beer, man.
For Christ's sake, I'm a melting pot of friendship, dude.
You all know that I've got black friends, all right?
I mean, I told you a couple of weeks ago that I was having a frisk, a fish fry with my homies, Tyrone and Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
We were having a fish fry over here for Christ's sake, all right?
Local live hall meant attainment.
Oh my god!
See, Ninja Who, look at that.
Ninja Who, Ninja Who, for Christ's sake, all right?
Give me my goddamn drink.
And shut up.
I have black friends, man.
Tyrone and look, Archie Lee and Kuda Bang, baby.
All right, they're my good friends, all right?
And they just happen to be black.
Give me my freaking booze.
Oh, Christ.
And listen, I'm out here in San Antonio, Texas, and we got a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
So I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be hispandex as well.
So I'm just telling you, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
And for all you people that are trying to spread this lie all over the internets that I'm some kind of a grand dragon racist, you sons of bitches are lying your goddamn asses off.
And I'd appreciate you just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
I bet, like I've said many times about you, sons of bitches, I'm sure you are so hard up because you're a cartoon girl fetish sons of bitch.
I wouldn't be surprised if you're waxing your carrot, whacking your pecker shaft off to tribal nudity on the National Geographic channel.
All right?
For Christ's sake.
Give me my goddamn freaking beer.
Shut up, asshole.
You're all a bunch of milky liquors anyway, all right?
You're all a bunch of milky liquors.
All right, look at all these people out here.
Look at Ghost.
He's such an asshole.
You know, I wish that he would talk a little bit more politically correct.
You know, I love it when I'm in my safe space.
And I just, I think the language and the kind of verbiage that goes to step, I just think it's so bad.
It really makes me emotionally hurt.
It makes me emotionally hurt.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not even joking.
You're all a bunch of milky liquors.
I'm not even joking around, man.
I'm sitting over here.
Look at this.
I've been on for four hours and four minutes.
I mean, who else does this, dude?
I haven't even taken a fucking break.
You know that?
I'm a machine, dude.
Who else does this?
I'm a goddamn machine.
For Christ's sake.
I'm a machine, dude.
I'm a goddamn machine.
I mean, Burger does it.
What are you talking about, Burger?
But he sits there and this disgusting triple chin face on the screen and he plays his keyboard and or he goes around.
I mean, it could be a break, dude.
There's a lot of hours, a lot of time there where it's just like him and there's no sound.
It's crickets, crickets, crickets.
All right?
Four hours and four minutes, no fucking break, straight fucking through all the way.
I'm a machine!
I'm a machine.
Give me my drink.
I'm a goddamn machine.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Look, I don't think I'm going to call the date line.
I think what we're going to do is we're going to just have an extended amount of radio graffiti.
And we'll go ahead and do that.
All right.
We'll go ahead and do that.
Look, I'm very happy that Blade appreciates me.
I mean, you all heard it.
You all heard it.
In the field of local live halls.
What is this?
I happen to have friends that happen to be black.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
You know I am.
In the field of live living.
Wait a minute.
I happen to have friends that happen to be his fandex.
What the fuck?
Manly Room Shout Outs00:13:16
Fuck you, man.
Jesus Christ.
Fuck you.
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
People are out here telling me to call the date line.
Is that what y'all want?
It's either the date line or radio graffiti.
Dateline or radio graffiti.
Figure it out in the chat room, all right?
Figure it out in the chat room.
All right, I'm sitting over here.
You're lucky I'm even here for Christ's sake.
After the fucking past three episodes of the ghost show that you people did.
Listen, we got date line, radio graffiti, radio graffiti, date line, dateline.
Unban went.
Hey, Tim McCrab, all right?
I'll unban you like after the show.
You'll be unbanned by Burger Bud9000.
Crickets, I knew there was an easier way to describe how goddamn boring this show is.
Oh, that's why you're listening.
You make Alex Jones look.
That's why you're listening, you son of a bitch.
You're not.
He doesn't need validation from fake listeners.
Oh, go shove it up your ass, Burger Bud9000.
You're a pud-pulling, monkey-spanking, squirrel-fisting, nipple-clamp-loving, chicken-eating son of a bitch.
So just sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
You're lucky you're not in front of me right now.
I mean, just ask anybody.
Just ask anybody out there that knows me.
I would whoop your ass, boy.
I would stop a mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it.
And once again, all you'd do is look at me with a yellow smile about it, boy.
You understand that, you sack of trash?
God damn it.
All right, you know what?
Before we get to the date lines, what?
What?
What is the field of local live home entertainment?
Oh, my God.
I happen to have friends that happen to be Oriental.
What the fuck is that, man?
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Oh, my God.
I happen to have friends who happen to be camel jo- Ah, dude.
All right, listen.
That's enough.
All right.
That's enough.
That's a goddamn nut.
In the field of local live.
Dark me magician girl.
Dateline.
We need to see how not to talk to a woman.
How not to talk to a woman?
Let me tell you something.
All right.
I've said this before.
I'm going to say it again.
All right.
All of you people that are listening to the sound of my voice right now, you better not have a woman in the vicinity.
I'm not even joking around.
Because, like I've said, I'm throwing around manly dominance, around manly dominance, around manly dominance all over this goddamn internet like it ain't shit.
And I guarantee you that if you have a woman in the vicinity, she is getting the largest piece of furniture that she can find, and she's going into a closet.
She's going into a goddamn restroom and she's shoving it where the sun don't shine.
She's shoving it in the holiest of holies because she is in complete freaking awe.
Complete freaking awe at the manly dominance that I'm just throwing around this goddamn internet like it ain't shit.
All right.
So I'm telling you right now, you better, yeah, you see, you see how we lost some people.
You want to know why?
Because they're like, oh my God, my wife.
I better get the hell out of here.
My wife.
Oh, my God.
Because I'm a melting pot of emoji.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Give me my freaking drink.
All right.
All right.
Let's continue going here.
All right.
Let's do some chat room shout outs.
All right.
Without any further ado, hey, engineer, do we have any chat room shout outs to be had?
All right.
Without any further ado, let's just go ahead and get to some chat room shout-outs.
What, Burger Bud9000?
Look, if you want to fight it out, you're welcome to wheel yourself over and tell me to my face how great you are.
I'll dare planet can actually walk and isn't half-man, half-model T cosplay.
You son of a bitch.
I'll tell you to stand, but I don't think you're hard to get.
All right, let me tell you something, Burger Bud9000.
I'd whoop your ass.
I'd whoop your ass.
The delusions are heavy tonight.
I think it's time for grandpa to go to bed.
Grandpa, you asshole.
I'm not delusional.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm not delusional, you son of a bitch.
All right, don't you dare.
I'm very, I know what's going on here.
All right.
I'm very lucid.
Don't you dare.
Don't you goddamn dare?
Jesus.
Hey, hey, Burger Bud90000.
I see you in the chat room.
Hey, can you tell Burger?
I told.
Let me tell Burger.
Let me give you a message to Burger.
Hold on.
Let me give you a hold on.
Let me give you a message to Burger.
All right.
Tell him I said that.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to some goddamn chat room shout outs right now.
All right.
Who do we got here?
Who do we got?
We've got Metaform.
What's going on in Metaform?
King Demopan.
We got Budget Gamer Big Steve.
Invader Viceroy.
PayPal.
A Paywall Cigar.
Mr. BN King.
Monkey De La Rocha.
Even though I think that he may be, you know, something else.
Maybe.
Insane.
Or excuse me.
It wasn't insane.
It is an incel energy.
It's Insomniac Capitalist, Roadkill Loriko, Stone Mang Sam, Boaster, Templar Tate, the Meme Magician.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Steven Stinkverst.
Quetzal Cotel, the God of the Mayans.
Who else do we have here?
Hey, stop scrolling, asshole.
Stop scrolling.
Vote for the right.
The Squirrel Army, Jeeper, Chris Schilling, Booby Traps, UK Jesus Hot Rod, Bond Dayton, Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade, Odd Eyes Magician, Underground Revolution, Barry Blackberry, Switch the Chest.
Shut up, asshole.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
Eric Wolf, Flamin' Creations, German the Gay Frog.
You son of a bitch.
We've got Josh L117.
We've got the Cray Cord Code Horleo, Gray Cord Holio, LeVon Media, Rick Erickson, Bob Tom, The Individual Anti, Lap Lasagna, Anthony J, The Wanderer, Gizmo 2046, Holy Stars, Dorito Burrito, Dear Freckles, Russell Sterling Dyer, Doom Sector, King Pivot 001, Jimmy Live,
Nova Sparks, Paul Not Walking, Meep Meep, Dark Me Magician Girl, you fucking dishrag whore.
We've got Dynamo Savage, Mr. Falco Punch, Good Sounds, Wipeout213.
Oh my god, it's seriously Samsung with a fruit bowl voice.
We got Nar Wall.
We got Burger Bud9000.
You're a piece of crap.
You know that?
You're a piece of trash.
We got 111111110, Evil Smile, Steve McClure, Sean Rushford, Spermi the Cat for Christ's sake.
Get Spermi's ass out of here.
We got Tienapazho.
You fucking asshole.
We got Helm Wall, Ard Hammond 5000, CSX Railfan2, Mojo, Night Prowler.
I'm not going to say based Hillary Voter.
We got Maxwell Dubs, Donnie Cux.
You son of a bitch, Donnie.
You fuck you.
All right.
I know you're talking about my president, you piece of crap.
We've got Keem Scarce, Negie.
I'm not going to say that.
Ghost is Stuart K. Riley.
Der Grobman.
Free and Easy for Life.
The Ferb Guy.
There's this idiot, the Scatman.
There's Black Hat Inc.
We got Gaben Slayer.
We got the freaking Panda.
We got Flouder8.
We got Stone Mang Sam.
We got Scoop.
We got Spud 25.
We've got Pickleman.
Yeah, real funny asshole.
Uncle Taurus, Blaze554, Templar Tate.
XU GodX2012.
We've got Ray Penn.
Yeah, I'm not going to say that fucking name, you idiot.
Tracker 2010 plays, Christopher Bass, Poindexter Rose 15, even though he's a piece of crap.
Captain Case, Jeeper, Ken Sama, we've got Triplication.
We've got, I've already said a bunch of these already, for Christ's sake.
And there's this field of local live hall mental tamement.
Oh, my God.
I happen to have a president that happens to be orange.
See, I'm not racing.
You fucking don't besmirch Donald Trump on my broadcast, you son of a bitch.
Don't you dare.
Anyway, we got Ryan K.
We got Meep Meep.
Gostama bin Laden asshole, you son of a bitch.
And Incognito, I never fucking erased your stupid comment, you fucking stupid baguette.
We got Loyalty Brigade.
We got Gabe.
I already said that stupid name for Christ's sake.
Spud 25.
Who else we got?
Nap, Don Spew.
What's up?
We got Airwalk 1616.
Captain Knuckles.
Doom Sector.
Johnny Conquest.
Billy Bob.
Baca Survivor.
Who the hell else we got?
I think we've already said all these for Christ.
What is this?
Ghost Sama bin Slacking asshole.
Jesus Christ.
There's ex-Ghostion.
Hans of Gen Soko.
Gen Soko.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Give me my drink.
What up, Tijuana Genius?
And there's Jack Himself Off Jackler.
There's Jack Himself Off Jackler for Christ's sake.
We go Ghost Halamo.
We've got Templeton's 15 and a half inch anus asshole.
Shut up.
We got Twelly Atkins, Hunter Amaku, Scuffed Alex Jones, T72, Scoot TM.
And hey, Lizard G. Putis, you're a piece of trash.
You're lucky you're not even out of here.
I'm not even joking around.
You're a piece of crap.
I've seen you.
Watcher in the Dark 6ix9ine, Blake, Blackworm, Cypher, Orange Game Cinema, Die Mando, Jimothy Staniel, Brontosaurus Bloja.
Shut up, you fucking sick bastard.
All right.
What's up, Olive Yakslov?
Who else do we have here?
Konstantin Valdor.
All right.
I think that's about enough.
All right.
All right.
That's about enough for Christ's sake.
All right, Mario Sonic boss.
Give me my drink.
Who else do we have?
You know what I mean?
All right, what is this?
What is this?
Mr. Six.
All right.
What else do we got?
The whore master.
Oh, yes, I am the whore master.
Oh, yes, I am the whore master.
Anyway, the unreal alchemist.
Who I am?
In the field of local live hall mentors.
You son of a bitch.
Oh, my God.
Lick my toenail ghost.
What you lick mine?
How about that?
What you suck it?
How you like that?
King Pivot 001.
And listen, if I've already shouted you out, don't fucking do that.
Radio Graffiti Talent Show00:18:14
Don't spam the chat.
Okay, Usik, what's going on?
DJ Boy Pussy.
I got mixed feelings about you, dude.
Your name's kind of fruity.
I don't know.
I got mixed feelings about you.
And there's aesthetic.
Oh, there's aesthetic.
Fucking.
And there's Annan, shoebox.
Jesus Christ, you're making me belch.
You know what I mean?
You're making me belch.
Helm Wall.
Ghost is a trap, asshole.
I'm not a fucking trap.
All right.
I got a 15 and a half inch John Holm sausage that everybody is just haterating about all over the internets.
All right.
Another Octo.
All right.
I'm doing a couple more and then you might drink.
And then I'm going to take a break and then we're going right to, I don't know.
What do we settle on?
Dateline or radio graffiti?
All right.
Dateline or radio graffiti.
What did we settle on?
I mean, I don't even remember.
I don't even remember for Christ's sake.
Templar Tate with Squirrel Army, Mojo.
I'm not going to say that name.
That's a racist name.
Everybody's a radio graffiti, dateline, dateline.
Both are troll war.
Don't threaten me with a fucking troll war, dude.
I was a part of all the troll wars.
Do you understand?
I mean, all the fucking trolls that went down, dude, there was a lot of casualties during the troll wars.
R.I.P. Dick Burns.
All right.
R.I.P. Dick Burns, dude.
Do both?
What am I?
A fucking jukebox?
What is this?
The field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Amazing that you've made the ghost show look content rich.
What the fuck are you doing?
Are you insulting me or something?
Are you kidding me, you son of a bitch?
I'm here for you, man.
I had three fucking houses that were throwing parties on my street because out here in San Antonio, it's Fiesta.
And I could have been out there.
I could have been at a party, but instead, what am I doing?
I'm sitting here taking garbage from you people.
And I'm over here, I'm patronizing other live streamers that I appreciate.
And even if I don't like them, all right?
I'm showing you the live stream content that's here on YouTube.
All right.
I'm not down with Twitch.
All right.
I'm not getting down with Twitch.
They're social justice warriors.
We're not doing that.
I'm not going to any of these other, you know, streaming sites.
I mean, you know, it is what it is.
All right.
I'm just trying to show you.
And you people are telling all these people that, oh my God, he's talking garbage.
And, you know, and that's not funny, dude.
But you know what?
My boy Blade.
My boy Blade, he knew that, hey, ghost, what's going on, man?
Thank you, baby.
I mean, you know, Blade knew it.
Blade appreciated.
He gave me big fucking props.
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
You couldn't attend them.
None of your parties are wheelchair accessible, you half-man, half-model T. Shut the fuck up, all right?
Shut up.
And hey, Black Hat, we earned both.
How the fuck do you figure that you goddamn trolls earn both?
Both me calling a goddamn date line and having radio graffiti.
How does that logically concoct in your goddamn head?
Can you explain that to me?
All right?
Can you explain how that is even logical?
Seriously, after what the fuck you all have done to me all goddamn week.
All damn week.
All damn week.
I mean, if you haven't seen the ghost show, all right, this week, dude.
I mean, just take, just, Just take a look and see what the kind of garbage that these damn troll terrorists have done to me, dude.
Just take a look and see.
All right.
And like, this is why the goddamn title of this show, episode two of the Saturday Night Troll Show, is saying, you trolls are lucky I'm even here.
Respect me or no show.
And I want to be honest with you.
I mean, do you think that I'm going to come back on Monday for the ghost show?
Huh?
You think I'm going to be here at 8.30 Central Standard Texas time?
You think I'm going to be here after what you all have done to me?
Local live hall mental.
Oh, my God.
Take a break from life, ghost.
Take a break from fucking life.
Fuck you.
All right.
All right.
Look, I'm going to be right back.
All right.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
I don't know what I'm going to do.
Okay.
Now, for the Saturday Night Troll Show, we have a new music, even though it's by the same guy.
The same guy that creates the Saturday Night Troll Show intro music is the same guy that produces this music.
It's called Royalty-Free Instrumental Death Metal Track.
And you see, when we heard AI Death Metal earlier, this is death metal, dude.
And not to mention this guy.
And that's what the name is.
It's Royalty-Free Instrumental Death Metal Track.
Same guy that produces the other stuff.
All right.
What I'm going to do here is I'm going to be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
And I guess we're going to get to the fucking date line.
And maybe it depends on how you fucking troll terrorists are, dude.
It depends on how, whether or not you're respecting me or not.
Maybe.
Maybe we'll get to some goddamn radio graffiti.
But that's up to you, scumbags.
That's up to you, people.
All right.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
When we come back, we'll see if we come back and we call a date line.
And I show you, sons of bitches, how to talk like a real man to women.
All right.
All right.
I got to go drain the main vein right now.
I got to go.
And this is after four hours and 25 minutes of broadcasting straight without a goddamn break.
I'm a machine.
Do you all understand that?
I'm a machine.
I'm going to go drain the main vein, okay?
I'm going to go and take the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage and I'm going to go drain the main vein.
I'll be right back.
And while I'm gone, you're going to be hearing the intro music, the intro music of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And once again, you can find it yourself on YouTube under Royalty Free Instrumental Death Metal Track.
That's where you'll find it, okay?
It's by the same guy that is the intro music for the ghost show.
All right.
And listen, you idiots, I already see you sons of bitches in the chat room.
Don't you goddamn dare tempt the engineer.
Do you understand me?
Don't you dare.
Hey, engineer, don't you do anything.
Do you understand me or you're in fucking big trouble?
Do you understand?
All right.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sauces that you fucking sons of bitches are so envious of and what the women within your vicinity of listening to this goddamn broadcast are sticking something where the sun don't shine because they're listening to a goddamn real man.
I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
Go ahead and put the goddamn music on, engineer.
Go to the
local live home entertainment.
Oh my god!
Hi, NG, you're the only reason I watch this garbage show.
Please take it over, hear the real talent and the whole internet's no dick.
Oh man, they pay me, oh!
Oh my god!
NG, NG, NG, type E for NG, take over.
The field of local live hall men to pay this.
Oh my god!
Engie my dude, we all know you're the true talent, PLZ save us from this terrible night.
Oh my god!
MG, I hope you're having a great night.
I'm doing pretty well.
I just re-finished some hardware and started big work on my car.
The field of local live home entertainment...
Oh my god!
The field of local live home mercury.
Oh my god!
NG, look at the chat.
is waiting for their star.
All right,
Hot Line Chat Sessions00:15:24
hold on.
I had to look for a goddamn turn it off.
I had to look for a goddamn chat, uh, you know, little little chat line or whatever.
So, uh, what we're gonna do is we're gonna just go right into it, okay?
We're gonna go right into it.
Oh, shit, this is a little loud.
All right.
Um, can y'all hear me?
Testies, testies, one, two.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
All right.
Let me see what we have here.
All right.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wrong one.
Play the previous grading.
Press six.
Return to the beginning of the greetings.
Press seven to block this color.
We are on a dateline.
We're on a dateline.
Live connector.
Press star.
To leave chat lounge, press the pound key.
No, no, no, no.
Let's go to the next one.
All right.
Hey, what's up, guys?
You have a 29-year-old checking the line out from the north side of Houston.
Houston.
Just online looking forward.
There's nobody in San Jambonio.
Open-minded.
That's mobile that wants to have a little fun.
Oh, yeah.
So, if you want to have a little fun.
That's okay.
You sound like a trap.
What's going on?
San Antonio.
Richard.
I have a small dig.
Big ass.
What?
Oh, my God.
I wear panties.
Wear panties.
My number's 210.
Oh!
Whoa, whoa, dude.
Don't know.
No.
No, no, no.
To connect live with this college.
No, no.
Send a message.
Press two.
I got to send him a message, dude.
I've got to send him a message.
Please record your message.
Record after the tone.
Hit any key when you're done.
Hey, um, heard you wear panties.
Um.
I don't know.
Get back.
I'm just.
I'm a straight man, but, you know, you said panties, so.
Here's how it sounds.
Press one at any time to send it with priority delivery.
Hey, um, heard you were panties.
Um, I don't know.
All right, let's send it.
I'm a straight man.
Message sent.
All right.
Hey, what's going on, guys?
I don't know if we want to talk.
What?
I sent you a message.
Sent me a message.
Send me a live connection, Daddy.
I love the biggest text to pay.
Oh, no, no.
With this color, press one.
Reply with a message.
Oh, my God.
Skip message.
Press three.
To add this member to your hotlift, please record your message.
Record after the tone.
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Hey, I didn't realize you were going to be so explicit, but I mean, you know, I'm a kind of guy that's very slow.
You know, I'm what you call an incel.
I'm an involuntary celibate.
And, you know, being so aggressive, you know, makes me a little timid, you know?
So I'd like for you to just slow down a little bit.
I dig you, okay?
I dig you, but I'm an incel, and I just want to slow it down.
I've got my own place.
All right.
I'm in San Antonio, Texas.
And, you know, I'd like to invite you over.
I got some drink.
You know, I've got some tetrahydrocannabinol, smoke, reefer, you know, poo smoke, whatever it is.
And, you know, let's see what happens.
All right, calm down.
I'm just, I'm a little, I'm a little, I'm a little shy.
I'm a little shy.
Here's how it sounds.
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Or press two for normal delivery.
Oh, my God.
Hey, I didn't realize you were going to be so explicit.
No, shit.
I mean, you know, I'm a kind of guy that's very slow.
You know, I'm what you call an incel.
All right, we get it.
Let's see what happens.
Let's see what happens.
All right.
This is Mary.
What?
Wait, are all these traps to connect live with anyone?
That's a horrible trap.
Congratulations.
Your personal greeting is approved.
Oh, wow.
That's great.
I'm so glad.
Another dude?
Another dude to connect live.
Oh, no.
Uh-oh.
Oh, somebody sent me a message.
Richard.
I sent you a message.
Dude.
Yeah, swift worse panties.
I have a small dick big ass.
I wore pants.
To connect live with this color, press one.
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Skip message, press three.
To add this member to your hot line.
What is this?
He's coming home with me now that you're out of the closet ghost.
Go shove it up.
Shut up.
Repeat it.
I gotta ask him a question.
I gotta ask him a question.
Record after the tone.
Hit any key when you're done.
Yeah, I'd like to know if you like verbal humiliation because, you know, I appreciate an ass, but I would like to know, because you have a small penis, if you'd like to be degraded and be verbally and physically dominated.
Here's how it sounds.
Press one at any time.
We get it.
Message sent.
limited time here.
What the hell?
I can't even understand.
I can't even understand you.
Uh-oh, another one.
Richard.
Oh, my God.
I just sent it.
Yeah, I'm a faggot.
I have a small dick, big ass.
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Oh, my God.
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All right, that's what I like to hear.
I like to hear that you understand your role.
You're a small penis and you got an ass, and your ass is what you got to work.
All right.
I want you to message me back and say, yes, sir, and no, sir, and I'll do whatever you want, sir, and maybe I'll talk to you, you fucking fruit bowl.
Here's how it sounds.
All right.
Press one at any time.
See what happens.
All right, we get it.
We get it.
We get it.
Message sent.
All right.
Oh, dude.
This is not a gay line, dude.
This is supposed to be women.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that.
Another one.
Oh, my God.
Rich, what the fuck?
What?
Yes, I would.
Yes, I would.
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Reply with a message.
All right.
All right.
We'll see who he gets back.
I don't know.
Oh, there's a girl.
One baby girl, four years old.
Oh, she's got a kid.
42G.
I'm 47.
47?
Curly hair.
Hazel eyes.
I'm from Texas.
Okay.
Is anything well?
I'm really looking for something serious.
I'm sure you are.
I'm sure you're looking for something serious.
I'm sure you are.
You know what?
Skip.
Skip.
That photo of the cute woman you flirted with on the internet was actually taken 10 years ago.
On my mobile line, connect with real people now.
Press one to join.
To join right now.
Press one.
To continue.
Press three.
I'm not joining nothing.
Shut up.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
All right.
Skip this.
Skip this.
Skip it.
Skip it.
What the f- Oh, my God.
Skip this crap.
Skip it!
All right, we got somebody here.
Hold on.
Jessica.
Jessica!
Has sent you a message.
What's up?
What is this?
Hi, I'm Allie.
I'm 18 years old.
What?
I'm very open-minded.
What are you looking for?
What?
Well, 18 years old?
Color.
Press one.
18 years old.
Skip message.
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To add this member to your hot list, please record your message.
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Oh, how you doing?
Well, I'm just a guy here.
I have my own place in a very good part of town out here in San Antonio, Texas.
I've got a two-story home, pool in the back, jacuzzi.
I've got a lot of land.
I've just got nobody.
I've just got nobody that I can spend it and appreciate it with.
And, you know, you sound, I hope that you are 18.
Please tell me you're 18 and, you know, we'll see what happens, okay?
And I'm an older guy, all right?
But I'm an older guy that can take care of things.
Okay?
I'm an older guy that can take care.
You are 18.
If you're not 18, just go ahead and skip.
Because, you know, I'll check your ID at the door.
Thank you.
Here's how it sounds.
Press one or anything.
Message sent.
Hi, guys.
This is Jennifer.
Just sitting in the motel room.
Uh-oh.
Recording thoughts.
I'm dressed all sexy.
I'm very looking nice.
My nails are all done.
I've got pretty sexy feet.
Red hair.
Green eyes.
Lion transgender.
Oh, no, come on, dude.
I'm looking for chicks, dude.
Drug and disease freedom, smoke cigarette, social drinker.
Oh, man.
I don't go in front of you.
Man, man.
No, Hello, guys.
So, I would like to know what is your biggest fantasy.
Biggest fantasy?
Don't be afraid.
Tell me.
All right, let's go ahead.
Let's tell her our biggest fantasy.
Please record your message.
Record after the tone.
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My biggest fantasy would be you, me, and we're having some kind of sexual coitus, but we're watching the animation My Little Pony.
Okay?
You know, we have My Little Pony going all over the background.
We got everything and our bodies are slapping, you know, while we're watching season nine because we got an exclusive access to it.
Okay.
How about that?
You like that, huh?
Here's how it sounds.
All right, let's see what happens.
Message sent.
Oh!
Oh!
Jack one.
What, Jackler?
Has sent you a message.
Jackler.
What are you looking for?
I guess that's the question.
Whoa.
Conversation, chat.
That's what we all want.
Yeah.
Let me know.
Oh, man.
This broad's looking for some phone banging session, huh?
Reply with a message.
Please record your message.
Record after the tone.
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Yeah, well, I'm looking for some sensuous talk.
I'm looking for that kind of sensuous talk that, you know, turns things into a body slapping session, if you understand what I'm saying.
All right.
And I'm a guy that can go all night long.
All right, just like the Lionel Ritchie song, baby.
All night long.
So if that sounds like something you're interested in, let me know, baby.
All right, let me know.
I'm just.
You sound pretty sensual.
That's why I'm saying you sound very sensual.
Anyway, get back so we can chat if you're interested.
All night long.
Here's how it sounds.
All right.
I got to hear that.
I got to hear that again.
I got to hear that.
I got to hear it.
Get out of here.
Yeah, well, I'm looking for some sensuous talk.
I'm looking for that kind of sensuous talk that, you know, turns things into a body slapping session, if you understand what I'm saying.
All right.
And I'm a guy that can go all night long.
All right, just like the Lionel Ritchie song, baby.
All night long.
That sounds like something you're interested in.
Yeah, she'll, she'll, she'll...
Message sent.
She'll give me a message.
What's up, guys?
I'm looking for an open-minded guy because I am a transgender.
Jesus Christ!
To connect Lionel Reggie.
Let me give her a message.
Let me give her a message.
Please record your message.
Record after the tone.
Hit any key when you're done.
Well, I'm messaging you because I am a straight guy.
But if you're a strictly, what do they call it, bottom, and you have a feminine penis, I could consider.
So if you have like a feminine penis, get back and let me know.
Thank you.
Here's how it sounds.
All right.
We're moving on.
I don't have much time on here.
I got limited time.
What the hell is this?
Oh, my God.
All right.
Enough of this.
What is this?
Is everybody a fucking tranny or a trap?
I'm looking for chicks, dude.
Oh, my God.
If you want to talk to a horny mom.
A horny mom?
A horny mom?
Very what?
Very kinky.
That doesn't sound like a horny mom.
Down for anything.
Oh, my God.
That doesn't.
No, no, I'm not doing that.
That doesn't sound like a mom.
Oh, here we go.
Nicole.
Nicole!
Sent you a message.
Hi, my name's Nicole.
I'm on here looking for somebody.
In the field of local, honest, family-oriented type of guys, might have been nice, easy to get along with, not easily bother others.
Look at that.
Is this your criteria?
Nicole Message Criteria Check00:15:01
Please reply back.
She sounds black.
I think this color.
Press one.
That was very sweet.
Press two.
And hey, Dark Me Magician Girl, that's your hotlist.
Press four.
Hear the laughing.
Let's do this.
Please record your message.
Record after the tone.
Hit any key when you're done.
Well, thank you very much.
I really do appreciate the sentiments that you sent to me.
You sound like a woman with a great head on her shoulders.
You sound like the type of woman who understands what she wants.
And I like that confidence.
I appreciate that confidence.
What I'm looking for is somebody who can be a partner, but yet be a compassionate person when I can't do things in life and I need some support.
You know, because life is a.
It's a mirror of confusion.
And even though I've navigated this life myself very appropriately and I've got my own house, I've got a pool in the back and a lot of materials.
I'm still missing that emotional connection.
And I really do appreciate the confidence that you're showing.
So, you know, get back if you're interested.
I really do appreciate.
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Hey, this is a 32-year-old Caucasian female.
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I've been on here for a couple of days.
I am stranded in my vehicle.
I know there's a lot of people on here that don't feel comfortable helping a stranger.
So if you are not comfortable with it, please.
You're stranded in your vehicle.
All I'm asking is: please don't send me messages telling me you hope I get raped or you hope I never make it home.
Oh!
Situation for me.
And even if you don't agree with it, you don't have to be hurtful.
I am one guy that can possibly help me with $50 to $70 so I can get a gas can and gas and something to put in my stomach and get home.
Oh my God.
Why I drive.
If you want to get to know me after this, I'm okay with that as well.
Oh, my God.
I am 32.
I'm white.
I'm 5'6 ⁇ , 120 to 125 pounds, blonde hair, blue eyes.
This sounds like a scam, dude.
This sounds like a scam.
You know what, God?
I'm not helping.
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I'm using the free minutes.
I'm using the free sweetie.
I've got a baby little pretty brown ass.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
But it do you got Turko on the lane calling out of Los Angeles, California.
Los Angeles.
I am in Kentucky right now.
Oh, you're in Kentucky.
Visiting my family for two weeks.
I ain't got time for that.
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Anna.
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And then fucking like cough like a man?
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I'm doing pretty fine.
Just looking for some companionship.
I'm a very self-contained gentleman.
I have a nice house.
I've got a pool in the back, a jacuzzi.
Just no one to share it with.
Get back.
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Hey, it's Richard, San Antonio.
Oh, what happened?
Richard, what happened to Richard?
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Hey, I thought you were a submissive little piece of crap.
How come you're not sitting here?
I'm in San Antonio.
All right.
I mean, do you understand, boy?
All right?
You want to get used like the little fucking bottom boy that you are?
You get back to me.
If not, then you're not a true, you're not a true bottom.
All right.
You're a phony.
It's what you are.
You're a big fat phony.
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Jesus Christ, dude.
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Hey, what's up, guys?
You have a 29-year-old.
These are all traps.
Just one line looking for the field of local live hall mental payments.
Oh, my God.
I don't know.
Look, this is supposed to be a line where women are supposed to be on.
This is not a tranny line.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
Hey, what's up?
It's your girl, Cherry.
Cherry.
24.
24.
Oh, that's right.
She has a fucking kid.
She got a kid, dude.
She's got a kid, dude.
Oh, Jesus.
Let me send her a message.
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Hi, guys.
This is Jennifer.
Just sitting in the motel room.
Partying fast.
I'm dressed all sexy.
I'm very clean.
Oh, God.
No.
Black is banned now.
Drugs and disease way to smoke cigarettes, social drinkers.
Man, are you confused?
This is it, dude.
This is all we got here.
Hello, guys.
So, I would like to know what is your biggest fantasy.
I sent this brought up.
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I sent you a message and you just ignored me.
I mean, your message is saying, what's my biggest fantasy?
And I told you.
I wanted our bodies slapping and I wanted to have my little pony in the background.
And you didn't even acknowledge me.
You see what I'm saying?
And you women want equal rights.
You know what I should do?
You know what?
You should be grateful.
You should let me know where you're at so I can force you back in the kitchen so that you can have acquaintance with some kitchen appliances.
Okay?
Get back to me.
I'm a man.
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Oh, jeez.
Yeah, you can...
You can hear the fattener windpipe.
You can hear the fattener windpipe.
What?
I can't even understand.
You learn how to spoke it.
If you want to talk to a horny mom, hold on, hold on.
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Hey, what's going on?
You said that you're a horny mom.
Are you a MILF?
Huh?
Are you a MILF that's desperate?
Because let me tell you something.
I got a big schlong going on here.
All right.
And it'll go up your snatch pipe and come out your mouth.
All right, and if you're that horny, why don't you why don't you just let me put my big schlong and put you into submission, all right, mom?
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Oh, what is this?
Oh, has sent you a message.
Hey, baby, I got a vibrator at my 15.
Whoa, waiting for you to talk to you to me.
Whoa!
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Yeah, you sound like a sexy little slut, huh?
I mean, I've got a pretty big schlong in my package for Christ's sake.
I was wondering maybe if you could service it.
And you know what I want to hear when you're servicing it?
Okay?
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Hey, this is a 32-year-old Caucasian female.
I am online in a desperate situation.
All right.
This is the broad that's trying to scam.
This is the broad that's trying to scam.
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Let's see this.
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Hey, what's up?
I'm very compassionate about your situation.
Let me know what I have to do.
Do you have like a PayPal account?
I mean, you know, I'm not too sure if I'm in your vicinity, but I mean, I'd be more than happy to, you know, forward you some cash.
But I have a little bit of a degrading fetish.
So if let's just put it this way: if I if I forward you cash, okay, I want you to be on the phone with me so I can verbally degrade you and you just say, yes, sir, yes, sir, and just accept the verbal degradement.
If this sounds like you're interested, let me know.
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I don't have much time.
I don't have much time.
All right.
This is, I'm sorry.
Why did you get Turko on the line?
Going out of Los Angeles, California.
Oh, this is bitch in Kentucky.
Kentucky, right here.
Let me ask you something.
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Hey, how you doing?
I'm out here in Texas.
You know, I know you're in Kentucky.
It's not that far of a drive.
I can do that.
But the thing I wanted to ask you is, is Kentucky fried chicken better in Kentucky than everywhere else?
Serious question.
Thank you.
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Hi, this is butterfly.
Oh, it's butterfly.
It's butterfly.
I feel the vocal live homantic.
Oh my God.
Oh, hey, dark me magician girl.
Don't do it.
Maybe see if we can get breakfast tomorrow.
Breakfast?
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Hey, butterfly.
I'm interested in getting breakfast with you tomorrow, but I want to know if I can, you know, butter your face if you understand what I'm saying.
You know, I've got a little bit of an oral fetish, okay?
So, you know, I'd like for you to fulfill that.
And, you know, I'd like to butter up your face.
I mean, I'd like to.
If you understand what I'm saying, I'd like to make your head look like a beehive was broken over your fucking head.
Okay, that's what I'm asking.
All right, go ahead.
I'll wait till you message back.
Here's how it's going to be.
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Send it.
I got a limited amount of time.
I got a limited amount of time, dude.
I got hit.
I'm calling this jumping in the valley.
Oh, Jesus.
What is this?
I'm not doing this.
All right.
I'm not doing this.
What?
I couldn't even understand that crap.
Jeez.
Jesus Christ.
Hi, I'm just looking for someone to connect in.
Someone fucking be friendly with.
Oh, yeah.
All right, I'll send her a message.
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Hey, what's going on?
I'm looking for some companionship as well over the telephone.
And yeah, I'd like to get to know you, who you are, but let's be honest.
We're on this little phone line because we want a little bit of a phone banging session.
Let's be honest.
I know that you want to take your hand and whack your clitoris off like a windshield wiper out of whack.
And me, I want to just rub one out real quick.
So let's just stop bullshitting, okay?
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Hi.
My name is Love.
Love?
Oh, Jesus.
You know what?
I'll be right back.
I got to drain the main vein.
All right.
You listen to this.
I'll be right back.
I am 42 years old, Nikki, has sent you a message.
Hey there, baby.
You sound very sexy.
I'd love to get tonight, baby.
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This is Blade.
I'm in LA.
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We can party.
I'm here.
I'd like to get.
I'll love you forever, dude.
Okay, I'm Blade.
I'm only use only use me Blade on YouTube.
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I don't have I don't have too many.
I don't have too much time.
Hey, you're looking for all my open-minded guys out there.
Oh, Jesus.
I'm not what you came here looking for.
But you'll be glad you found me.
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Hey, how you doing?
My name is Boyne.
I'm traditionally a straight man, but I'm an open-minded guy.
I'm kind of socialist.
And, you know, let me know if you want to sit on my apple.
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Hey, how are you doing?
My name is Boyne.
I'm traditionally a straight man.
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Yes, good day, everyone.
This is Felicia.
I am a biracial, transsexual female woman.
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Biracial transsexual woman.
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Hi, how are you doing?
I hear that you're a biracial transsexual woman.
Can you explain to me what race and if it's black and something else?
Are you black all over?
Especially down there?
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I'm not giving her nothing.
I'm not giving her no attention.
Hey, what's good, God?
This is a girl Renee.
Yeah, Jesus.
She sounds like a dynamite.
She sounds like a bulldyke.
Hey, I went out to one though yesterday.
Her name was Courtney.
What?
Man, she's got a nice nice party six WD big dead bus.
I tell you, Packer.
What?
What?
I think they're looking for a swinger.
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Hey, how are you doing?
I think you're looking for a swinger there.
You're looking for a bull?
Huh?
I got a fully functional 15 and a half right now.
If you got a wife over there willing to take it, all right?
Horny little cocksucker.
Get back.
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Danger.
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I sent you a message.
Hi, let me know if you want to talk.
You have friends on town.
They have the same town.
Oh, they're from the same town.
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I appreciate your message.
I'm out here in San Antonio, Texas.
I'm in a house on my own.
I'm pretty self-sustaining guy.
I've got a few businesses out here.
Just lonely, you know.
Just would like somebody to have some companionship with.
You know, somebody that I can appreciate life with.
Somebody who understands that everything that I've built in my life was a hard objective and just appreciates me for being me.
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Damn, Connor Maronic.
Just don't give fuck tonight.
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He's a good day.
Oh, my God.
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Look, I want to be honest with you.
I'm a straight man, but I want to know if you eat ass.
If you eat ass, then get back.
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all right what was that in california this is another area california I got an idea.
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Hey, how you doing, dude?
My name's Ice Poseidon, dude.
And I'm looking for somebody to give me some companionship before I leave California, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
All you gotta do is look for me on YouTube.
Look up Ice Poseidon, dude.
Fuck it, dude.
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I don't have much time.
I'm sending these quick.
Hey, guys, just relaxing at home.
Just want to talk and hook up with me.
What guys about there?
What?
If you want to talk and hook up, just send me a message.
I don't know.
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I want to let you know that I am a straight man, but I am curious a little bit about butt sex.
Just to show you I'm a virgin.
Hold on, let me let me let me put listen to this.
I'm a virgin.
All right.
You're interested, get back.
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I don't have too much time left.
Yeah, I'm looking for somebody in Brooklyn.
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Hey, how you doing over there?
I'm from Queens, New York over here.
I know it's a little bit of travel time, but you sound pretty good, honey.
You don't talk about you sound like the kind of broad that can suck the bulls out of a cock, all right?
Get back to me, all right?
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I didn't even understand.
Hey, guys, my name's Jennifer.
My friend has Seuss.
I'm looking for a guy that's looking to receive some good head and full wear techniques.
What?
Or maybe jack off on the phone while I suck on a doodo?
What?
Oh, my God.
I gotta send him a message.
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Hey, dude, I'm Ice Poseidon, dude.
Let me tell you, I'm open for anything.
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Just send me a chance.
Wait a minute.
I wasn't finished.
I wasn't finished.
In the field of local live hall mental payments.
Oh, my God.
This is Andrea.
I'm calling from Jackson, Mississippi.
I just come over here from Mississippi.
Man, Mississippi burning, nigga.
Brother?
I'm a higher pitch palm man.
Sorry.
I meant to take the dog on your brain.
What?
Dogs blow jobs.
They asked me if I'd come back to the ranch with a minute.
Give a piece of ass to one of the men.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me get him.
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Hey, how are you doing, dude?
I want to let you know that I completely understand your dog.
I've actually got a dog shot fetish, okay?
What I like to do is feed my dog some like really, you know, large amounts of wolf bran chili.
Okay, what I do is that once they get filled up with like some wolf bran chili, I tickle my dog until the gas comes out.
So if you're interested, get back.
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Oh, he's asking me if I got a big schlong.
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Yeah, I've got a pretty big dick, man.
Are you kidding me?
It's about 15 and a half.
I'm not even joking, man.
I can't even wear shorts.
The tip of it hangs down below my knees, you know?
So if you're interested in and you're you can deep throat a Kiobaso, let me know.
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Hey, this is chocolate.
Chocolate.
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I got it.
I got to do it.
I got it.
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Hey, chocolate, baby.
I'm cream over here.
I'm white cream.
Why don't you and me get together and we make some mocha?
How you like that?
And how do we make some mocha?
Let me poke you.
Huh?
Get back.
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Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, dude.
It's all traps and gays, dude.
This bitch is whispering.
Shit, I can't even hear you.
Can't even hear you.
Married by a couple.
Married by couple.
Looking for any men out there who'd like to join us.
Do I have a camera, bro?
I do.
And gotta be by.
Okay.
Sexual.
Alright.
Looking to try different things.
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What are you looking to try?
To connect with you.
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We can do this.
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Hey, what's going on, man?
What are you looking to get into?
I mean, I'm by, but, you know, if you'll lick my ass, lick my balls, you know, lick my private parts.
If you're, you know, you know, we put a little bit of a rouge on you, maybe put a wig on you, and, you know, if you look kind of feminine, maybe we can go there.
But what do you, what exactly are you asking for?
Because I really would like to just use and abuse your wife.
Get back.
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Hey, Rain is Renee.
24 white, female, long brown hair, brown eyes.
5-4 away between 140 and 145.
Nice, clean shape, tight, plus B. Whoa!
Do you like a young white that feeling?
Whoa.
Whoa.
You see how forward you see this?
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Hey, what's going on, baby?
You know what I like.
I want to be honest with you.
When I heard your sensuous voice, when you sent me that message, I knew you were something that was electrifying.
You know, there's some kind of chemistry there.
And let me tell you, you're getting me so goddamn hot.
All right.
And if this sounds like something you're interested in, let's connect live and let me show you what a real man's all about.
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I'll have you creaming out of your pantyhose.
I'm a bad man.
I'm a bad motherfucker.
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Let's just see what happens.
Let's just send it.
Let's just send it.
He has a mature African-American female who we see herself.
All right.
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
All right.
All right.
We got another one.
Jennifer, that whole thing.
Oh, I think there's a swinger.
These are the swingers.
What?
He's talking about the 15 inches.
I mean, good God.
All right, let me get back.
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Hey, look, if you're really serious, let me know how you moan, okay?
I mean, if I was to put this right in your bussy, all right?
I mean, let me know how you do you go or do you go ah, let me know because that's very important to me.
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Yo, what's up?
My name's Patricia.
I am called from the Tiscus Air Design, Alabama.
I am.
Alabama.
I'm a black female.
Animal hair says I'm bored.
And I want to have some sessions going on.
Talk shit.
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Sweet home, Alabama.
Let me tell you something, girl.
I know that you may be of the black persuasion, but I'm a white man and I want us to get together and make some mocha.
You understand?
I want to poke you, poke you.
All right?
Come on, baby.
Know this, all right?
I mean, let me let me show you what the black man can't show you, all right?
I'll show you things that you ain't you ain't never seen before, all right?
Come on, baby, all right.
I'll show you what Alabama black snake can't, all right.
Anyway, get back.
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What is I sent you a message?
So you uh use and abuse my words just like you're in.
Oh, oh, he got offended.
You got offended, dude.
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Look, I don't mean any disrespect, but you know, you're like, have you ever heard of a guy online named Baked Alaska?
You're acting like baked Alaska right now.
You're asking for somebody who will ball your wife, and you're looking for a bisexual man.
I'm telling you, I don't mind if you, you know, you know, lick my neck, my back, my balls, and my crack, all right?
But, you know, if you want me to penetrate your body, I mean, you got to look a little feminine out here, all right?
I don't want, I don't want to look at some manly, hairy ass.
I mean, I'm basically looking to ball your wife while you're sitting there behind a lampshade waxing your carrot.
Don't come at me, all right?
I guarantee you, your wife will be so satisfied if I go over there and show her a real man for Christ's sake.
She'll be creaming for the next 20 goddamn days, and she'll have the goddamn eyes rolling in the back of her head.
She looked like a fucking exorcist.
So don't get mad at me, you cuck.
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Big freaky.
Yes, guys.
Whoa.
59280.
Here, let me go.
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Hey, baby.
I don't mind the plus side, babe.
I don't mind it.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you what I have.
I've got some hog and daws, baby.
Huh?
I've got some cookies and cream, baby.
All right.
Why don't you come on over here?
I'll give you a whole pie in one fork and we can have a good goddamn time.
All right.
And then after you're all filled up, you just bend over and do your thing.
Do you understand?
All right.
I got plenty of goodies over here.
Here's how it sounds.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Oh!
Jennifer, but holding.
Okay.
Has sent you a message.
What?
Oh, my God.
No.
All right.
That's enough.
That's enough.
I'm not connecting live with that freak show.
All right.
This is good.
This is, you know, I've had about enough for you.
Uh-oh, hold on.
Let's see what happens.
Tisha.
Uh-oh.
Has sent you a message.
You are not.
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What the hell did she say?
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Hey, what's up, baby?
How are you doing, Tricia?
I like that name, Tricia.
It sounds like a woman that's assertive, that understands that, hey, look, I'm going to bend over, spread my cheeks, and I want you to do your thing of thing.
And I'll be able to do your thing of thing, but just get back to me and don't be scared.
All right, Tricia.
All right, I'm a bad man.
Here's how it sounds.
All right.
I'm only going to do a couple more of these, and I'm getting off of this.
All right, Kimberly, we get it for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, guys, um, Monica.
Um, a little late.
What?
Uh, thinking crazy said.
So, what I'm looking for those boys out there, the young guys, but uh, young guys about my fantasies and your fantasies.
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I'm gonna sound younger.
Um, hi, I'm very shy, but I like what you said in your message.
Um, I'm what you call an incel, but I would definitely like for you to just change that and make me more sexual because I know that there's a sexual beast waiting to come out of here, and I need somebody to just suck it out.
I need somebody to suck out the sexual beast that's inside of me.
Thank you.
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Jesus, my name is Veronica out of Phoenix, Arizona.
Phoenix!
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Hey, Veronica, what's up, dude?
You know, I'm the heritas, and you sound like a fine ass heiner over here, man.
So, I'm gonna hit you up on the linea.
And I was just saying, que pasa, hong girl, why don't you come on over here, and I'll show you how a truvato knows how to take care of ain't oral.
Get back to me, a rato.
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I mean, she's in Phoenix, dude.
She's in Phoenix.
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Veronica!
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Hey, Veronica, you didn't say anything, but you know, I'm kind of a dirty old man, and I think that I'm the kind of guy that you need to be a part of, you know?
I'm the kind of guy that'll bend you over, okay, and then motorboat your asshole to the point where your uterus is going to fall out of your ass.
So, I'm just saying, okay?
I'm just, I'm just goddamn saying.
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Oh, wait a minute.
That was Veronica.
I forgot.
Was that the Mexican?
Oh, Jesus.
I'll just say that's my dad.
That's my dad.
Jennifer.
Jennifer and Jose again.
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Hey, I'm glad I'm listening to you.
Where's Jose at?
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Why don't you stick a large piece of furniture where the sun don't shine?
And I want to hear him say, ah!
I want to hear him go like that.
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My female taking other bi females.
By females?
Perhaps phone fun.
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Hi.
I'd love to have some phone fun with you.
Right now, I'm sticking a bottle of beer that I just drank in the anal region.
Okay.
Let me, I'm gonna, I'm gonna put it on my chair.
I'm about to sit on it, okay?
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I'm only gonna do a couple more of these.
No!
Deep throat.
Deep throat?
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Deep throat?
Where are you located?
Fuck yeah.
What?
Whoa!
Oh!
Oh!
Fuck it, pussy.
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Butthole.
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Well, I'm glad that you're open to that sort of thing.
I'd be happy to, you know, kind of meet up with you.
Do you want me to shower?
Because I got a little bit of a right dirty ass.
Or do you like that kind of thing?
I mean, let me know.
I had some Wolfbrand chili and some corn today.
But I'll be more than happy to take a real quick ass shower.
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Oh!
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What is this?
I haven't jerked off since I was fucking 14.
I fuck my wife every night.
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Look, look, you know, I'm tired of talking to you, you cuck.
Why don't you put your wife on and let her talk to a real man?
I'm talking to a real man where she can hear the manly dominance in my damn voice, for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at you.
I can hear the cuckhold connoisseur in your damn voice.
That's what you are.
You sound like a cuckhold connoisseur, for Christ's sake.
That's why you're on a fucking dateline looking for a goddamn situation with some bisexual sex when you actually want some man to ball your wife while you're in back of a goddamn lampshade doing some of this.
Free Trial Underground Stuff00:14:40
All right?
So just put your wife on.
I don't want to talk to you.
All right.
I don't want to talk to you.
Just sit there and you admire me body slapping your goddamn wife.
All right.
And I don't care if she's a damn porker.
All right.
I want to show you a thing or two, you son of a bitch.
Here's how it's going.
That's one of the things.
All right.
We get it.
How much time is this thing giving me?
I am 5'5.
This is a lot of free time.
Jesus.
Just skip this one, man.
Your free trial is over.
Oh, right when I say it, man.
Right when I say it.
Your free trial is over.
Huh?
But you know what?
You can go ahead and pay for extra time for $199 so that you can have yourself a couple of hours of time on our goddamn little goddamn little fucking date line that's got nothing but a bunch of trannies and traps.
Jesus Christ, dude.
I was actually trying to look for some chicks, dude.
I was trying to look for some chicks.
And there was no chicks.
Nothing but a bunch of trannies and traps.
And one dude that wanted somebody else to ball his wife.
Jesus Christ.
Wait a minute.
People are telling me to buy this?
I mean, what do you want?
This a part of the Saturday Night Troll Show for Christ's sake?
I mean, good God.
I mean, good God.
Anyway, look, I got to get some more beer for Christ's sake.
And listen, we're five hours and 39 minutes in, okay?
And look, people are already saying, riot.
You either do radio graffiti or we're going to riot.
Give me my goddamn beer for Christ's sake.
I need more beer, man.
That's why I keep telling you, sons of bitches, dude.
I mean, I mean, who does this, dude?
Who does this?
Who does this?
I mean, I'm telling you, baby, I've had an illustrous 11-year broadcasting internet career.
Who does this?
Give me my goddamn beer.
You're goddamn right, boy.
You're goddamn right, boy.
I'm a bad man, baby.
I mean, did you hear all those women?
They're like, I don't blame them, boy.
I don't blame them.
All right.
Now, what I'm going to do is I'm going to take a little bit of drink, take a little bit of smoke, and then I guess we're going to go to some goddamn radio graffiti.
I guess that's what we're doing.
And look, we're already five hours and 40 minutes in, huh?
What a Saturday night troll show, you son of a bitch.
And don't threaten me with a troll war if there's no radio graffiti.
Don't threaten me.
That's one way for me to tell you, go piss off, all right?
for christ's sake don't threaten me you Don't goddamn threaten me, or I'll just get off now.
All right?
Don't threaten me, or I'm getting off right, goddamn now.
You goddamn sons of bitches, all right?
And for you all that are just tuning in and are asking what the hell's going on, this is the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night troll show.
And let me tell you, I've been here for five hours and 41 minutes, baby.
There ain't, I'm a machine, dude.
I'M A FUCKING MACHINE I'M A GOD DAMN MACHINE All right.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
Let me take some more tetrahydrocannabinol.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, hey, Bob Tom is saying it's technically Sunday morning troll show.
I'm easy like Sunday morning.
Yeah.
That's why I'm easy.
Yeah.
I'm easy like Sunday morning morning.
Why in the world you want to.
All right, that's enough.
Let me go ahead and smoke this.
And we're getting to radio graffiti, dude.
All right.
I mean, we're getting to radio graffiti.
Calm your asses down.
Don't sit over here and try to threaten me with a troll war.
We've done a lot of things tonight, baby.
We've done a lot of things on this Saturday night troll show, baby.
A lot of things.
I mean, I'm telling you right now, I'm a machine.
Always remember.
You know what?
Instead of calling me ghosts when I'm doing shit like this, call me machine.
Call me machine.
Give me my goddamn smoke.
Oh, yeah.
Somebody donated fucking $2 called Buttstalker.
Yeah, why don't you take about 10 steps away from my butt crack with that talk.
All right.
All right.
Now, I got to get, I guess I got to get all this shit set up for radio graffiti over here.
And listen, all of you people that have been trying to troll me, dude, I mean, who loves you more than ghosts, dude?
I'm talking about in the online world, who loves you fucking trolls more than this man right here?
And I don't even know why I love you fucking people.
I'm not even joking around.
Some of you people, you troll me, you talk garbage to me.
You talk about my family.
You talk about my granny.
You want me dead?
But let me tell you something.
Who loves the trolls more than this man right here?
I don't know why.
I mean, maybe I'm a fucking idiot.
I don't fucking know.
All right.
But I have compassion.
I have compassion for you fucking people.
All right.
Let me get all this set up for the radio graffiti here so that, you know.
Hey, hey, Captain Case, I love the attention.
I don't like attention.
If I wanted attention, I would like, you know, face reveal myself and say, hey, look at me.
Yay.
I don't want the attention for Christ.
What the sky?
All right.
Oh, my God.
I think that's fair to call you a machine after tonight.
Okay.
I mean, with the wheelchair, you pretty much are half-metal hashtag hashtag ain't got no legs.
You piece of crap.
All right.
Shut up.
And look, I'm not going to face reveal nothing, dude.
All right.
I like my life.
I like my life.
And I don't want it to be harassed by a bunch of goddamn trolls, dude.
I'm not even joking.
What is this?
Black hat.
Hey, Hot Wheels, did you forget to take your pills?
I don't take pills, dude.
I don't take pills.
I drink booze.
I smoke tetrahydrocannabinol.
That's what I do.
All right?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Man, I'm drinking like a sailor, dude.
I'm drinking like a goddamn sailor, dude.
Oh, my God.
All right.
I'm logged in in the online situation in the set or the Saturday Night Troll Show radio graffiti session.
All right.
And I got to call this thing.
I got to do a bunch of shit.
Take a look.
What?
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Sheckler attention whore you at?
I'm not an attention whore, dude.
I'm not an attention whore.
Okay.
I like doing this show.
Well, I used to like doing it.
When people listen to me for the financial insight and the political and social commentary, dude, that's what I like the most.
And, you know, I don't know, man.
I need some more smoke.
Where's the fuck?
Where's the pot?
Here's the pot.
All right.
Here's the goddamn pot.
And don't tell me what to do, dude.
You're here with me on a Saturday night.
All right.
This is underground stuff.
All right.
This is underground stuff we're doing.
We did a lot of shit tonight, man.
There was a lot of lulls, at least for you people.
There was a lot of lulls for you tonight.
So don't sit over here and complain about me, dude.
All right.
I mean, I need to get through all this shit, too.
Remember, I'm a fucking like object for your cyberbullying.
We're going to get to radio graffiti.
I promise you, okay?
I promise you.
Just shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me my smoke.
And as you notice, on the Saturday Night Troll show, I'm a little bit more looser, you know?
I'm not talking like that.
I'm just saying, like, loose in my delivery.
Hold on.
I'm blowing the smoke towards the Corsair.
God damn it.
I don't want smoke getting in this goddamn Corsair, dude.
I mean, I got a Corsair I-160, man.
And we laugh at you because you're a joke.
All right.
I'm not.
Fucking shut up.
All right.
Give me some more beer.
All right.
You can thank that asshole that called me a joke.
You can thank him for me wanting to get another beer.
You can thank that son of a bitch, all right?
Shout out to Hover Round, the real machine behind ghost, man.
Fuck you.
All right.
Fuck you, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
All right.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake since these people aren't respecting me.
Even though you're lucky I'm here.
I need more beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
And I'm not an alcoholic asshole.
I'm a connoisseur.
Do you understand?
Oh, shit.
I'm getting fucking beer all over my fucking pants, dude.
Why does this shit do this, man?
What is it?
Too cold?
It's too cold.
And when I open it, it just like splatters all over the fucking place.
I look like I pissed myself.
I look like I pissed myself, dude.
And I'm not Blade, dude.
I don't piss myself.
You know, Blade, he pisses himself so much.
And I'm not making fun of him.
I like Blade.
But he pisses himself so much that he wears adult diapers and he's not ashamed to, he's not ashamed of it.
He's not ashamed of it, man.
Now, me, I don't need anything like that.
But when you got beer, you know, getting all over my slacks here, I mean, I don't know.
Jesus Christ, you know, come on, dude.
In the field of local lives.
I'm all field of that.
Ah, you fucking asshole.
Sponge spill pants asshole.
Jesus Christ.
You're my goddamn beer.
Let me just drink.
Five hours and 50 fucking minutes.
Are you kidding me?
I can only imagine Mrs. Mrs. Ghost is going to be pissed, dude.
Mrs. Ghost is not going to be very, she's not going to be very happy.
All right.
But you know what?
It's the Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
troll show and uh you know it's gonna be a big hey mrs ghost is not my mom you fucking idiots Don't you ever even go there, you asshole.
For Christ's sake.
This is not my full-time job, you fucking idiot.
It's Saturday night, tomorrow's Sunday.
It's a day of rest.
All right.
There's no football on tomorrow, so I'm going to probably stay asleep for a good part of the time.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
All right.
And by the way, tonight was the last night of Fiesta in San Antonio.
What?
Put Mrs. Ghost on the stream.
Look, if you're in the inner circle, you know Mrs. Ghost.
You know, just shut up.
You know, Mrs. Ghost, excuse me, the inner circle knows Mrs. Ghost.
All right.
Well, I'm not putting her on this stream.
All right.
Shut up.
It's not my mom.
Shut up.
Asshole.
It's not my mom.
For Christ's sake.
Give me my smoke.
Shut up, you fucking idiot.
You baguettes, dude.
It's not my mom, dude.
Oh, my God, man.
We're at five.
Man, get that smoke away from my Corsair, man.
Why do I do that?
Man, y'all, I showed you the price of this Corsair, dude.
I mean, but what can I say?
I like smoking.
All right.
I like smoking.
And also being under the influence of, you know, some copious amounts of alcohol.
All right, all right.
Once I finish this beer, I'm going to drain the main vein one more time.
Breaking Twitch Live Records00:02:44
And it's not going to take me as long as it did to look for a fucking date line.
Okay.
It took me a long time to do, you know, and find that date line.
And that's why, you know, I had an extended break because I was trying to look for it.
And we found it.
You know, it was, it was funny.
It was a haha.
Everything was great.
But now when I go on a break, it's not going to take me that long.
I got to, oh, excuse me.
I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holm sausage.
And when I come back, we'll be automatically connected to Radio Graffiti.
And for you folks that don't know what Radio Graffiti is, I provide a phone number, an American-based phone number in which you can call.
And once you're connected and in queue, when I call on your area code, you'll have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this radio graffiti.
Oh, my God.
Give me my drink.
And look at this, man.
We're five hours and 53 minutes in, man.
I mean, who loves you, trolls?
Hey, no, no, no, no.
Hey, you assholes that are telling me to wrap it up.
I'm not wrapping it up.
You wrap it up.
All right?
I'm the underground out here, okay?
All right.
You know what I am right now?
Since all the CX network and all these in-real life streamers are going to Twitch, they're going to D-Live.
I am live streaming of fucking YouTube.
Do you understand that?
I am live streaming.
All right.
I'm just saying, dude.
I'm just saying.
All right.
My fucking heart's beating like a fucking rabbit because I'm drinking.
I'm smoking.
I'm doing all kinds of shit.
I've been here for fucking six hours.
Jesus Christ.
The field of local live.
We're breaking records.
You're damn right.
We're breaking records, baby.
Six hours and counting.
You're damn right, baby.
And let me tell you, that's why I keep asking you, trolls, baby.
Thin Line Drinking Time00:06:44
I mean, who loves you?
Who loves you?
Who loves you?
And by the way, I also do, just in case you're just tuning in, I do the ghost show Monday, Wednesday, and Friday on top of the Saturday Night Troll show.
And why?
Because I had to do the Saturday Night Troll Show because if not, we would have broke out in World or excuse me, Troll War 4.
And I've already been in like I've been in all the troll wars.
And, you know, my fan base has been at the forefront of those troll wars.
And all you got to do is just look.
I don't want to go into it.
All right.
I don't want to go into it.
All right.
Man, engineer, are you still awake, dude?
All right.
Are you still awake, dude?
I mean, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I'm doing this.
But I just want to show these guys.
I fucking, listen, we have a weird relationship.
You, me, I'm talking about the trolls, me.
You know, there's a thin line between love and hate.
And, you know, I want to be honest with you.
I've learned a lot about people's psychology through this show.
And that's why you guys do piss me off.
You really go low, dude.
You go after my family.
You go after me.
I mean, just today, dude, when I was trying to look at other fucking streamers, with the exception of SJC, and hey, SJC scuffs Justin Carey.
I gave you some money.
Everybody we went to, you know, we gave them, you know, a little bit, and, you know, that's the point.
I'm not sitting there trying to harass them, trying to stop them from doing their Faya thing.
I was just giving my opinion about SJC, about Casey.
I like Casey, even though you idiots were trying to fucking make him an enemy.
I like Blade, even though you, you know, assholes were, you know, doing your thing with him.
And then Mr. G.
I mean, there's a thin line, dude.
There's a thin line.
And I want you all to know that that's why I came back, dude.
And to be honest with you, that's why I came back on New Year's Eve.
New Year's.
Don't call me a fucking shekel goblin.
I'm not a man, dude.
I'm over here doing this for a long period of time, dude.
Why don't you take the time?
I've given my soul to the fucking online community that is this show.
I fucking sold my fucking soul to the shit that I kicked.
While you groupy ass motherfuckers keep on riding the dick.
That's actually a DJ Quick song.
I'm just saying.
You see, I'm a cultured dude.
I'm a cultured man.
I listen to rap.
I listen to this.
You know, that's why I show you guys whenever I show a YouTube video, that's why I show you guys like, you know, my recommendeds and stuff.
And you people are making fun of me.
Like, dude, you're recommended like Peter Frampton?
Dude, you're recommending.
Dude, you listen to this.
You listen to that.
I mean, come on, dude.
All right.
I mean, come on.
All right.
Man, it's been a hell of a night, dude.
Look here.
Here, we're already at 5.59, 5 hours and 59 minutes, dude.
A fucking machine, dude.
All right.
I didn't delete your comments incognito.
All right.
I did not fucking do it.
I'm not joking.
All right.
I saw you in the comments.
I didn't do it.
Now, I don't know.
I have to give access to stream elements and shit like that.
I don't know what the hell's going on, but I didn't do it.
I don't delete any comments unless it's like spam or docks.
Like YouTube throws it in a category where it could be spam.
It could be this.
Or if somebody is trying to dock somebody, I have to fucking take it.
Oh, my God.
Congrats on the longest and worst show yet.
The fucking worst show, dude.
Are you joking?
I mean, it's been non-stop, dude.
It's been non-stop.
I'm surprised that this many people are with me at this point in time.
It's 3.08 a.m. in San Antonio, Texas.
Moreover, for you guys in the East Coast, thank you.
It's 4.0.
It's actually 4.09 out there on the East Coast.
The West Coast is probably sitting there listening.
But I'm not even joking, dude.
I want to show you that I'm doing this because it's not just fucking, I don't know.
You think I'm a shekel goblin, dude?
I'm not.
I mean, people haven't really been donating for the past couple of hours because it's fucking, it's a six hours.
It's six hours.
We just fucking hit six hours.
I mean, come on, dude.
All right.
I'm not joking.
You know, every time I say that I have compassion for you and you let me down and I get pissed, it's not a joke.
I do.
I fucking do it, man.
And we're still having radio graffiti.
I'm not joking.
I'm not kidding around.
Right.
I'm almost done with this beer.
All right.
And then we're going to hook it up.
Go to seven hours.
Well, maybe we'll, maybe we will.
All right.
Maybe we will fucking go to seven hours.
I'm not, I don't, who knows?
Because I mean, I do the markets.
It's not, it's not the ghost show, dude.
You know, if people would calm down on the ghost show, I would do the markets.
I'd do all that.
But you understand when you have the interactivity of TTS, the direction of the show goes the direction that you, it is what it is, dude.
I mean, you're instantaneously like, hey, you know what?
Fuck this.
I'm going to.
I mean, it's you guys.
All right.
That's why Jackler thinks he's the king cock around here.
That's why Jackler thinks he's king cock.
Oligarchs And Long Shows00:04:47
I'm not joking.
You know what I mean?
He's able to like dictate what's going on.
I mean, you know, because look at me on Jackla.
I mean, seriously, dude.
All right.
I'm not Alex Jones, idiot.
All right, you people.
Hey, dude, I thought Alex Jones.
Fuck off, dude.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, we're going to get to all mental payments.
Calm your asses down.
We're going to get to radio graffiti.
You have to understand, dude, this is my Saturday night.
I just did this whole fucking dateline shit.
I didn't drink.
I had to be in control of, you know, multiple devices and do this.
I'm trying to drink.
This is my drinking time, dude.
This is my Saturday night.
You know, I want to be honest with you.
There's something about Friday and Saturday night, dude.
If I don't do something that is like party-based or something exciting, I feel like that I wasted my fucking weekend, you know?
Excuse me.
And look, when I started the Saturday Night Troll Show episode two, you guys were making me regret this shit.
But as time went on, dude, I mean, it's my Saturday night, dude.
You guys now are my Friday and Saturday night, dude.
I'm not even joking.
I mean, you guys are.
I don't know what to say, dude.
I don't know what to say.
And look, hey, all you people that are like, hey, this blows.
This sucks.
Yeah.
All right.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
All right.
I need some more beer.
I need more beer.
You know what I'm doing?
It's like I'm in a bar with you guys and I'm talking to you.
You know, I'm in a bar with you guys and I'm talking to you.
All right.
That's what I'm doing.
All right.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
What the hell happened?
Oh, wait.
What the hell happened?
What happened?
What happened?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, we're back.
Okay, good.
I felt like Gigi Allen there for a second at a show where they cut his goddamn electrical and shit.
What am I off?
What am I off?
Jesus Christ.
Give me my beer, dude.
I mean, what am I off in the field of local live home entertainment?
Oh, my God.
Fantastic show.
Thanks for spending Saturday with us, Ghost Cheers.
I love you guys, dude.
I'm not, no, no homo, even though there's nothing wrong with homo, okay?
All right, wait a minute, what's going on?
Oh, man, what's going on?
What's going on, dude?
What's going on?
It's saying very low output.
YouTube is not receiving enough video to maintain a smooth stream.
Can y'all hear me, dude?
I am kind of, you know, I am kind of extending this kind of long, all right?
Testies, testies, testies, one, two, hold on.
Testies, testies, one, two, three.
Okay, okay, yo, we're back.
Okay, good, dude.
We're back.
Thank you guys.
Wow, dude.
And don't troll me, dude.
Don't troll me, man.
Come on.
I love you guys, dude.
Yeah, look.
When I came back, you know, I came back on YouTube because let's be honest, this is where everybody's at.
Unfortunately, the biggest crowds on the internet congregate around the oligarchs of Silicon Valley.
And what do I mean by the oligarchs?
I'm talking about Google, Facebook, Twitter, you know, there's oligarchs, dude, you know?
So that's why I'm on YouTube and I'm only doing live stuff.
As you can see, I don't monetize anything because, you know, I don't want to be under the constraints of the monetization process of that sort of thing.
So anyway, look, sorry.
Longest Show Ever Recorded00:03:06
I know I'm getting a little long-winded here and I'm sorry about this.
So let me go ahead and take a chug of this.
I'm going to go ahead and 3.15 a.m.
And I want to thank you guys that are chilling here with me.
Six hours and seven minutes.
Longest, this is my longest show ever.
This is my longest show ever.
Ever, But you know something, dude?
Even though all these people, I have a lot of people on my blog, they had the fucking parties and things like that.
There's something about you guys that just, it's like I can feel your energy.
That's why I'm talking about all this meme magic stuff.
Whenever we talk about the meme magic stuff, I can feel it, dude.
I can feel your energy.
I can feel it, dude.
You know, even though y'all are talking garbage about me and doing this and doing that, it's, it's.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I'm getting too drunk.
All right.
You know what?
Here, let me chug this.
I'll, hold on.
I'll go ahead and I'll drain the main vein one more time.
All right.
That's the third time I drained the main vein in six hours, dude.
And how many beers have I drained?
Fucking two, four, six, eight, nine.
I mean, almost I fucking almost a 12-pack of beer.
Almost a 12-pack of beer.
I've had three shots of fucking Johnny Walker Blue label.
And that's it.
That's why I can't do any more shots.
The fucking Johnny Walker Blue is gone, dude.
So, yeah.
I mean, this is this is it, dude.
And I want to have one more drink, okay?
And, you know, it is what aesthetic.
Asshole, 12 beers and fucking three or four shot.
I think I took four shots.
Shut up, aesthetic.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Cool cirrhosis, bro.
Well, you know what?
We don't want to live forever.
All right.
We don't want to all live forever, dude.
I don't want to live forever.
You know, it is what it is.
Although, you know, never mind.
Let me take it.
Let me take a chug of this.
Oh, hold on.
Somebody is like, hey, give us a count.
I want to have a drink with you.
All right.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Five, four, three, two, one.
It's time to drink.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Toxic Community Feelings00:06:51
And you know something, man?
What a night.
This was definitely better than episode one.
I don't know what it is, dude.
The fiber optically connected networks that are out here connecting me to you.
I can feel the energy, baby.
I can feel it.
I can feel it, dude.
I can feel it.
That's why, you know, people can call me, you know, oh, you only have three, four hundred fucking, whatever.
You're three, four hundred Andy.
You know something?
I've got the best fucking audience.
Even though, believe me, you fucking guys are fucked rough, dude.
I know that you guys are like, hey, dude, fuck your granny, fuck your wife, and you know, you know, you're this and that.
So I keep coming back, dude.
Anyway, listen, I'm sorry.
I'm drunk.
When you're drunk, you know, the true feelings come out.
You know, you get like a little, you get a little honest, you know, and a little smoke, too.
Yeah, man.
Anyway, let me smoke this.
Let me take another chug of this.
I will be right back, and we're going to radio graffiti at fucking.
Let me give you a time.
How about 3:35?
I'm at 3:20 right now.
Man, we're in six hours.
All right, all right, hold on.
Can I unban you now?
Am I going to be unbanned anymore?
Can I unban you now?
Hold on.
Let me see if I can unban.
Oh, wait a minute.
I think I can.
I think I can.
Hold on.
Where's Tim McCrav?
I haven't really banned that many people.
There's Tim McCrab.
All right.
You are unbanned, Tim McCrave.
All right.
You're unbanned.
All right.
All right.
I'm sorry.
It is what it is.
Oh, yeah.
Hold on.
I got to save this.
Hold on.
I got to save it.
All right.
It's saved.
Now you're unbanned, dude.
How do you like?
How does it feel?
Now you can go ahead and post in the chat room, dude.
All right.
I'm a man of my word.
All right.
I'm not, I'm not a bad guy.
All right.
Tim McCrab, go ahead and say something in the chat room, dude.
You should be able to.
All right, where's Tim McGrath?
You should be able to fucking post right now, dude.
Hold on.
I got to blow this away from my Corsair I-160.
All right.
Where are you, dude?
I just, I just fucking took you off the shit, all right?
Okay, he's unbanned.
All right.
All right.
Everybody can see him for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look, I'm a man of my word, dude.
I'm not some idiot, you know?
Not some moron, you know.
Ah, man, this is all right, all right.
I've got to really get to radio graffiti now, dude.
I'm not even joking.
I really got to really gotta do it, dude.
Where's my goddamn shit?
I want to be honest with you.
I feel like Blade right now.
I want to feel like Blade.
And listen, Steven Stinkverse is right.
Everybody who's here right now are the real viewers.
These are the real ghost hours, baby.
The real ghost hours.
And I'm not even joking, dude.
I want to be honest with you.
That's why I keep coming back.
That's why I spend so much time.
I feel that I have the best peeps that listen, even though everybody thinks that nobody wants anything to do with you, dude.
That's why I can't even get any fucking interviews.
I want to get interviews and stuff, shit like that.
But everybody's like, we don't necessarily want to have that type of demographic.
I mean, I'm not even joking.
They're afraid of you.
You guys are like majorly feared.
Have you seen like some of the comments and some of the comment sections of the shows?
They were like, this is probably the most toxic community that has ever been online and all this crap.
I'm not, they're calling you the most toxic.
Oh, Jesus.
You know, it is what it is, dude.
I mean, you know, it's the internet, man.
It's the internet.
It is what it is.
Oh, my God.
I'm really drunk.
I'm really drunk.
I owe you guys radio graffiti, all right?
I want to be honest with you.
I still owe you guys Radio Graffiti, so I got to do it.
I got to do it now.
So here, let me chug this.
I'm going to go to the pisser.
I'm going to drain the 15 and a half John Holmes sausage.
Come back.
Radio graffiti time.
And man, I don't want to go seven.
I mean, we're at six hours and 15 minutes.
Are we going to go seven hours?
Are we going to go seven hours?
I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, dude.
And listen, you guys that are out here like Gizmos that fear us trolls.
We love it, dude.
They fear you, dude.
You don't even understand that.
Like, I can't get anybody, anybody.
And you know, I like sticks.
I can't get anybody to be, you know, somebody I can interview on this show because they're afraid.
They're afraid, dude.
They're afraid.
You know, they're just, they think I have the most toxic community, dude.
And I'm like, hey, look, these are trolls, dude.
I mean, without trolls, we wouldn't have honesty.
Trolls Keep Everything Honest00:04:00
Without trolls, we wouldn't have.
No, don't do that, dude.
Don't, no.
No, no, don't do that.
They're going to, no, no, I don't condone what was just donated, okay?
But trolls make things honest because trolls, they're not just trolls.
They understand technology.
They understand the internet.
They understand gaming.
Gamergate, baby.
Gamergate.
And you see, what most people don't understand is that there is a cyber culture that has been created.
And it's not necessarily like molded, but there's a cyber culture that has been created. in which people understand that, hey, look, real life, whatever happens in real life, it is real life.
But the cyber world is an extension in which I can have influence in, whether it's in one's thought, whether it's in one's ability to understand things, whether it's dissuading people, persuading people, etc.
I mean, this is powerful.
And that's why these fucking goddamn governments don't want to have anything to do with it.
Look at the shit in the EU.
Look at what they're trying to pass in New Zealand.
They're trying to stop trolls because trolls are more dangerous than anybody else.
And I'm talking about trolls that understand that, hey, I can spread this around social media.
Hey, I can do this.
I can do that.
You guys can do it.
Believe me.
I know this.
I know that's why fucking the troll wars are very fucking dangerous.
Troll wars are, there's no applicable reason to do troll wars other than to be an egotistical prick.
You know?
So I'm just, I'm just saying.
I don't mean to be getting so deep about this.
This is what I really think when I think about my show, dude.
My show, I understand.
There's trolls.
I understand what's going on, dude.
It just.
They're trying to destroy the troll.
They're trying to put the troll in jail.
They're trying to suppress the troll.
And it's the troll that keeps everybody honest.
Everybody honest.
Let's be honest.
It keeps everybody honest.
Trolls keep everybody honest.
Unless you're one of these sick people that are like, hey, I like cartoon girls.
And I, yeah, I like, I'm a furry and all this crap.
That's, you know.
No.
No, that's what I'm talking about.
Anyway, let me take a swing of this.
Smoke more ghost.
You think it's the weed that's opening up my mind?
It's the we that's making me very honest.
Is that what y'all think?
Huh?
And listen.
I'm not joking when I say that trolls keep everything honest.
Because it's the truth, dude.
That's why y'all are so dangerous.
That's why they want to stop you.
They want to stop you because you keep things honest.
You expose fake news.
You expose the fakery of a facade that's trying to be built on social media.
Tommy Robinson Beliefs Die00:03:54
Do you understand?
Just saying, dude.
Just saying.
Anyway, let me smoke this, and I'm going to literally, I'm going to take a break.
It's fucking six hours and 20 minutes.
Look, Mrs. Ghost is probably not very happy, but I do want to tell you guys in this troll show that you guys have power.
You just have to understand that that power is what put fucking President Trump in power.
Do you understand?
And hey, me magician, do I know Sargon?
I do.
I was going to talk about him on Monday's show.
Sargon, Tommy Robinson, they're running for fucking members of parliament.
I mean, those are guys that at least Sargon is a troll, but he's a troll that tries to put things in a perspective that is of logic.
All right.
No, I'm not.
Tommy Robinson is running for an MP.
I'm not joking.
All right.
So it is what it is.
All right.
You know, I know Sargon.
I know Tommy Robinson.
I get it, dude.
Let me have my smoke.
In the field of local live hauls.
This is the payment.
Oh, my God.
Dude, I'm really drunk.
I really smoke, dude.
I mean, you know, it is what it is, dude.
You know, and listen, I mean, the reason I'm for those guys running is because they understand the scam that is the EU.
They understand the fucking EU is a piece of shit.
All right.
And they're trying to scare all the populations of nations that want to leave based upon the economic supremacy that they have.
And you know something?
When it comes to the UK, this dumb broad, Teresa May, could have easily, for the past, bro, Brexit happened before Donald Trump got elected.
And if Teresa May was as strong as Margaret Thatcher, she would have said, you know what?
Fuck waiting for the EU.
We're going to do bilateral trade agreements with the U.S., with Japan.
You know, bilateral trade agreements in which you could have leverage over the people of local live halls.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Congrats, Ghost, on recently reaching 6,000 YouTube subscribers.
I appreciate it.
Cheers, M8.
I don't really care about subscribers.
I don't really care about that kind of shit, dude.
I will never sell her.
Even if I got a million subscribers, I would never celebrate.
You know, like, hey, look, I got the fucking like, you know, play button or whatever YouTube gives for all that.
I don't, I don't give a shit about that, dude.
You know what lives on ideas.
You know what lives on the imprint that somebody puts on you.
And when they're no longer here, you're like, man, he was really serious.
He fucking died for what he believed in.
Or she or she believed in, whatever.
I'm going to continue that.
I'm going to be the man or woman that's going to continue that.
And, you know, it's what it is, dude.
That's what life's about.
And how do you get influence?
Just like Trump, dude, Trump was a capitalist.
Trump didn't need anything.
He just, he fucking used his own shit.
Julian Assange Political Impact00:02:51
And I know you people may not like Trump or whatever, but I'm telling you, he did more to save this country than any other president.
Whether you agree with him or don't, dude, he got us out of the climate fucking Paris Accord, which was a bunch of shit.
Look at Paris now.
I'm glad that he said that in the fucking speech he said today.
Take a look at the yellow vests every Saturday.
I mean, he fucking took us out of all these UN treaties and all this globalist crap.
We're not globalists.
Anyway, I don't want to get political, dude.
I just want y'all to understand whether you hate Trump or like Trump, he has done more to rock the fucking Washington establishment than anybody in American history.
You have to understand that the Washington, D.C. establishment is a fucking criminal enterprise.
You think we can trust the FBI after they were trying to be Obama's personal mercenary army to try to have an insurance policy on Trump or try to remove Trump, etc.
I mean, take a look.
If you've never heard of Judicial Watch, Judicial Watch is a nonprofit organization that has been literally going to court with every government institution to release documents.
And if it wasn't for Judicial Watch, Judicial Watch this week, I know the media doesn't want to tell you this.
Judicial Watch found out that those missing emails that Hillary Clinton had, the 33,000 missing emails, through court documents, you can find them on JudicialWatch.org, through those litigations, those supposed 33,000 emails that were gone, they were found on not only Anthony Weiner, who is the disgraced asshole from New York, who married Humma Abedeen.
Humma Abedeen, which is Anthony Weiner Pedophile's wife, she was like the right-hand lady to Hillary Clinton.
I mean, do you understand what I'm telling you here?
They found those emails on his computer and they found those emails on Obama's computer.
I mean, listen, whether you don't like Trump or do like Trump, the American people voted him in en masse.
They voted him in en masse.
And it's not up to the deep state and free Julian Assange, dude.
I want to say this once again.
Shit Shit Ones Assange Emails00:07:49
Free Julian Assange.
Free Julian Assange.
If it hadn't been for all this, we would have never seen a President Trump in office.
Okay.
And he's rocking the fucking establishment on every level.
So anyway, look, I don't want to get political.
Let me take one more hit.
I will be right back.
We'll get to Radio Graffiti.
And then I have to get out of here, dude.
I'm about to approach seven fucking hours, dude.
Let me have my smoke.
Seven hours, dude.
Seven hours.
Here it is.
Oh, Jesus.
All right.
I'll be right back, dude.
Don't go anywhere, okay?
What I want to do is I'm going to go drain the main vein.
What, Jacklin?
What is this?
We may troll you a lot, but this is pretty legit.
It's been an interesting show.
Congrats on over six hours.
I'm listening to this in the background while watching.
Side note, it's not bad.
Troll show theme.
Emo.
All right.
You know what?
I'll go ahead and look at it right after this, okay?
Because I got to drain the main vein.
I've been fucking drinking, smoking.
It's been a long time, for Christ's sake.
Almost seven hours.
So, don't go anywhere.
When I come back, we're going to have radio graffiti.
I know it's been a long, long time, baby.
I know it has.
But when I come back, we're going to have radio graffiti.
And hopefully, we get some decent shit.
Hey, Engineer.
Can you put on the and listen?
I want to remind everybody: the Saturday Night Troll Show intro music is by the same guy, the same guy that does the Ghost Show intro music.
And this is called Royalty-Free Instrumental Death Metal Track.
That's what this is called, okay?
So, anyway, without any further ado, are you ready, Engineer?
All right, let's go ahead and let me go and drain the main vein.
I'll be right back.
Go ahead and put it on, Engineer.
Don't go anywhere.
When I come back, Radio Graffiti.
All right, radio graffiti.
All right, take me out, engineer.
All right, here we go.
All right, all right.
Now, I'm back, and uh, you know, it's about that time.
Hold on, I Jackler, uh, you know, I didn't get to see this little YouTube video that he has.
Hold on, I don't want to start anything, but let's go ahead and see what this is before you know I get the hell off troll.
Uh-oh.
Hey, this is you know, hey, hey, Jackler remembers when I did this.
Hopefully it's not, you know, a perverted version of it.
All right, let's go ahead.
Let's throw the PC shot on it.
All right, let's go ahead and do that.
All right, here we go.
What is this?
Let's put it up.
What is this?
We are trolls now in the ghost show.
We're all trolls now in the ghost show.
It's like everybody's a troll in the ghost show.
It's a troll.
It's a troll show.
It's lots of pretty trolls.
The ones that fuck your life.
The ones that put your names on bathhouses.
Review.
And they fuck your mind.
I remember this, baby.
I remember this.
I remember it.
All right.
All right.
Where am I?
All right.
I've got everything set up.
All right.
I need one more beer.
I'm sorry, dude.
It's six hours and 35 minutes, dude.
All right.
I need more beer!
All right.
All right.
Let's.
Alcoholic Dude Influence Engineer00:03:57
Hold on.
Where's the shit?
Where's the shit?
Where's this shit?
I'm sorry.
I like to wipe the, I like to wipe the rim and you know, which you know, the pour spout is.
Because I hear, believe it or not, if you don't wash like a can, that you know, around the pour spout there could be like rat piss and you know shit like that.
I don't know, I just heard about that.
Anyway, all right, we got the beer and we're going to do radio graffiti right after this.
Oh yeah, and listen, I'm not an alcoholic dude, as you can see.
I mean, you know I'm a hold on this shit almost overflowed.
I'm not, I'm not an alcoholic dude.
I mean, you know, I'm over here for almost seven hours.
I'm over here for almost seven hours.
You should have some fucking appreciation, dude.
All right, without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radio graffiti.
And if you don't know radio graffiti hey, put it on.
Engineer, put the fucking screen, all right.
And if you don't know radio graffiti, all you've got to do is call that number right there 515-604-9052, and when the operator Broad starts talking, push in the code 844-286 and then the hashtag or the pound key.
Make sure to do that.
You push the code 844286, the hashtag, the pound key and uh, once you're there, you're gonna be in queue to be put on radio graffiti.
And when I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this radio graffiti.
That's why we call this radio graffiti, all right.
So, without any further ado, do we have any radio graffiti callers to be had?
Engineer, All right.
Without any further ado, let's go ahead and get to some goddamn radio goddamn graffiti.
And good God, am I drunk?
Let's get to some radio graffiti right now.
Who do we got here?
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Sempleton Sanders radio graffiti.
Look, what's going on between me and a freaking engineer?
This is personal, all right?
I'm just, I deserve no more respect than this engineer, for Christ's sake.
I can't make you feel if I change.
All right, get the, shut up, man.
Listen, this is why I don't allow you people to try to influence the engineer.
You influence the engineer enough, and you know, I really don't appreciate it.
All right, one more anonymous radio graffiti.
When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun.
The once when I was six, I did.
At first, the brightness.
You know what?
You sound like an Obama phone piece of trash.
You know, that's another thing I wanted to remind everybody of.
No Obama phones, please.
All right.
We ain't got time for that.
All right.
We ain't got time for Obama phones.
Changed Pain Obama Phone Trash00:03:09
All right.
Who the hell is this?
How about how about 336 radio graffiti?
She's just fucking drinking, man.
The only thing that's fucking changed the pain.
Hey, man.
She only fucking changed the pain to a kid.
Big game.
All right.
You said that kids.
You said niggers.
You son of a bitch.
I never fucking.
You son of a bitch.
I never said that.
Shut up.
Fucking son of a bitch.
I never fucking said that.
God damn you.
Goddamn you all.
I never goddamn said that, you son of a bitch.
God fuck.
Fucking assholes, man.
Oh, God.
Man, I just spit on my fucking 49-inch fucking screen here.
I just fucking spit on it because of you, fucks.
Fuck, man.
I don't even know how to clean this shit.
I don't even know how to clean this shit.
Fucking piece of crap.
You're pieces of crap.
Oh, fucking assholes, man.
Shut up in the chat room, dude.
I've been here for six fucking hours and 40 minutes, you piece of shit.
Wait, who the hell is this?
Ennis Turtle, Ennis Turtle Radio Graffiti.
Yeah.
That's why I'm easy.
I'm easy like Sunday morning.
Get this crap.
I just freaking said that.
I just freaking said that.
God damn it!
God damn it, fucking assholes!
I just freaking said that, and I like that song too, dude.
I mean, I don't want Lionel Joseph, or excuse me, Lionel Richie, you know, or Lionel Joseph, whatever his name is.
I don't want him mad at me, dude.
I like that song, baby.
That's why I'm easy.
I'm easy like Sunday movie.
All right, that's enough.
Raiden Snake Hours Shut Mouth00:15:28
Who the hell else do we have here?
Who the hell?
The floor sniffer, radio graffiti.
Oh, wait a minute.
We can't even, we can't even.
Oh, here it is.
ahead we can't we can't even we can't even fucking hear you Get your fucking Obama phone and get it straight.
Can't even hear it.
All right, go shove it up, your ass.
Who the hell is this?
How about who the hell is the squirrels, radio graffiti?
Hey, ghost, are you gonna let me ram you up the ass?
I'm about to sit on it, okay?
It's going to dry, ghost.
All right, get this.
Shut up.
I'm not going to let that.
I'm not going to let that finish you, fruit bowls.
That's something that you're having a goddamn fantasy about.
And that's disgusting.
You sound like a bunch of squirrel fisters.
Is that what you're in?
Little squirrel fists.
That's what it sounds like.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
What else do we have here?
For Christ's sake.
All right.
We got.
What is this?
4447 Radio Graffiti.
You should do the faithful calling sessions like you used to do back in the old days.
Who is this?
Who?
What?
What?
Who was that?
What?
What's that Raiden Snake?
Oh, dude.
Why would you mind me like that?
Is that really Raiden Snake, dude?
Was that really Raiden Snake?
Oh, my God.
Raiden Snake, why, dude?
Why would you do this?
Why?
Oh, my God.
Why would you do that, Raiden Snake?
You know, you know what I'm talking about, ghost?
I'm Raiden Snake.
I don't know.
I don't know why I did what I did, but you fucking trolls.
It's all you fucking trolls.
All right.
That was really Raiden Snake, dude.
Why didn't you talk to me, dude?
Why?
Talk to me.
Talk to me.
You know, come on, dude.
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
How about bisexual bum radio graffiti?
You fucking little son of a bitch.
All right, you're a fucking little son of a bitch.
All right, don't do that again, or I'm out of here.
All right, I'm not even fucking joking around.
All right, I'm a bad man.
Don't be doing that.
All right, who the hell is this?
Who the hell is Bathroom Pervert Radio Graffiti?
You son of a bitch.
You know what?
You're not having any goddamn fucking respect.
I've been here for six hours at 45.
Local mental payment.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is this?
88.
No, excuse me, 987.
All right.
All right.
Let's look at what's going on here.
All right.
Is there a 987 here?
I don't even know.
There's not even a 987.
Hold on, let me look up here.
There's no fucking 987, you idiot.
There's no 987.
Fucking idiots, for Christ's sake.
Important lesson for Ghost, radio graffiti.
On the April 26th edition of the Ghost Show, Ghost called on Twilly Atkins, but unmuted the name TTS Faggots vs. Poor RG.
Intro splices are lame.
Because of this simple mistake, friendships were broken, Twitters were privated, and drawing has never been the same to some of us.
Ghost does not realize this mistake until he heard TTS vs. RG splice a third of the way through.
I should add that TTS vs. RG has said that he did not intend to impersonate Twilly.
Ghost, next time, pay attention to the name you're highlighting before you unmute it.
It might just save a troll's life.
What?
Save a troll's.
What the fuck?
What are you talking about, dude?
Did anybody understand what that dude said?
I don't even know what he said.
What was that?
I mean, what the hell did I just listen to, dude?
Oh, man.
What a way to harsh my mellow.
Save a troll's life.
I mean, what a way to harsh my mellow, dude.
Just, you know.
Fucking bastards.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
Look, what's going on between me and Hitler, which is personal, all right?
I can take more than one man at a time.
all right all right shut up you idiot all right I don't understand what your fixation with Hitler is, dude.
I don't get it.
You have to understand his real last name would have been Shekelgruber.
Just saying, dude, you know, you guys are just.
You don't get it.
You're just, I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get that you don't get it, you know.
Well, yeah, we got 336 radio graffiti.
You shut up.
Okay, so I said nigger, okay, one time, but now I said it twice, okay?
Shut up!
Shut up!
That's a fucking splice, you the goddamn spice!
Fucking asshole!
It's a goddamn splice, man!
I never goddamn said that!
That's a goddamn splice, dude.
Don't listen to these people, all right?
Don't listen to them!
Don't listen to them!
Listen to me!
Fucking assholes, man.
I just got a lot of haters.
I got a lot of haters that just, you know, give me my goddamn drink, dude.
I never said that!
Shut up!
I never goddamn said that, dude.
And shut up in the chat room, dude.
I'm not, I'm gonna.
Shut up in the chat room.
Who the hell is this?
Who the hell?
Who the hell is this?
How about 413 radio graffiti?
Hey, come, Guzzler.
Calling from Springfield.
I got an eight-inch cough that's fat.
Oh, jeez.
Get this sick asshole.
What did this guy follow me from the date line?
What the hell was that?
Oh, Jesus.
Who else do we have here?
How about 815 Radio Graffiti?
Hello?
Yeah, what's up, dude?
Yo, what's going on, man?
How you doing?
Pretty good.
I just want to say, dude, I love the content, dude.
Just keep doing what you're doing.
Hey, thank you very much.
I appreciate it.
Want to give a shout out to somebody?
I guess not.
All right.
All right.
Well, thank you very much.
I appreciate.
I appreciate that you appreciate it.
All right.
How you doing?
Cheers.
All right.
Who the hell else do we have here?
How about who the hell is this?
Who the hell is Crypto Warrior Radio Graffiti?
Shut up.
All right.
We're not listening to this fucking my little pony garbage.
All right, you all just sit there and shut up.
And let me tell you people something.
I'm here for almost seven fucking hours.
And do you people even give a crap?
No, you don't.
I don't even know why I'm here for Christ's sake.
I didn't miss.
I don't know why I'm here.
Who the hell is this?
How about 619 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, I just want to say I admire your passion for that dateline thing.
You know, where you were talking with your fellow trannies?
I think I should start a career on that dateline thing.
It would be a great opportunity for my cat.
Wait, hold on.
Is this that little bastard, man?
Huh?
You're that little kid that keeps calling up.
Wait, you're the old guy that said the N-word.
You're racist.
I'm not a fucking race.
You stupid little bastard.
Where are your parents?
Where the goddamn hell are your parents?
I'm going to burn you for my Minecraft server that I have on my PS4, dude.
You can't see the N-word.
You're a son of a bitch, you little bastard.
You know that?
You're lucky that I don't know.
I'm going to fucking beat you like your daddy should have.
You understand me, boy?
Dude, quit saying shit like that because you're racist, dude.
You're a Nazi.
You know that?
Oh, you're a fucker.
That's some liberal, stupid mother.
Huh?
Are you raised by a single dish rag whore mother boy?
Huh?
Oh, you didn't say anything after that, huh?
Oh, where are you?
Where's your dish ray?
Were you raised by dish rag?
You're switching up on your little, your little book for Nazis because you're trying to get it.
Yeah, yeah.
Just sit there and shut up.
Let me tell you something.
Why don't you tell your mother to give me a call, all right?
And maybe, just maybe.
Yeah, right now.
Applebee is a little bit more comfortable.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
She's right there next to you, you son of a bitch.
I'm switching up right now.
Applebee is close.
Yeah, right.
Just shut up, all right?
I'd beat you like y'all was your daddy, boy.
Get this fucking brat out of it.
Get him out of here for Christ's sake.
When I started saying single mother, it was like, oh, you didn't know what the hell to say, huh?
You don't know what the hell to say for Christ's sake.
And listen, all of you people that are out here laughing at this, that you're laughing at some kid that's sitting here at four in the morning, right where I'm at.
I can't believe you think this is funny.
This is not funny.
You people keep laughing in the chat room.
I'm fucking out of here.
After all I've done for you, you fucking swine, dude.
I've been here for almost seven hours.
All right, shut up.
Don't fucking laugh.
Don't fucking laugh.
If you fucking laugh, I'm out of here.
You know I am?
What?
What's the live home entertainment?
Oh my God.
At least AH name wasn't.
You're talking about Adolf.
It was Ghost Sheckle Grabber.
You're like, shut up, all right, asshole.
Shut your stupid goddamn mouth.
You know what?
I've had about enough.
You know, you people are laughing at this kid.
You think it's funny that this fucking brat is up at this fucking hour?
I've been on for almost seven hours.
You know what?
Fuck you, trolls, all right?
I thought we had an understanding, man.
I thought we were going to fucking, you know, like on a fucking zone here.
We're on a fucking plane here.
That's why I said for this episode of the Saturday Night Troll Show, you trolls are lucky I'm even fucking here.
You're lucky I'm even here.
And since you're not going to show me respect, all right, look at these pricks.
Look at them in the chat room.
They're not going to show me fucking respect, man.
No, I'm not giving you seven hours.
You all shut your goddamn mouth.
I don't owe it to you.
I don't owe you seven hours.
Fuck you.
Get him out of here.
I'm out of here.
All right.
Shut this crap up.
I'm sick of it.
Get out.
Get out.
I don't want to hear it.
Get out of here for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not doing seven hours for a bunch of unappreciative trolls that continue to fucking troll me over and over and over and over again.
Put the radio.
Take the radio graffiti off for Christ's sake.
All right.
Take the radio graffiti fucking shit off.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
How dare you?
How dare all of you sit here and do what you do to me when I'm almost here for seven hours?
You piece of crap.
You piece of crap, man.
After all this Saturday Night Troll Show, episode two, after all this crap, all right, what else?
You win nothing, god damn it!
You fucking trolls!
You win nothing!
Son of a bitch!
Son of a bitch!
I've been here for almost seven hours and I'm not gonna give it to you.