Ghost hosts the first YouTube edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show, a chaotic 4/20 broadcast where he defends himself against accusations of lying, anti-Semitism, and domestic abuse while his wife drops spaghetti on air. He rants about offensive chat requests involving Hitler's birthday, Eric Clapton's lost child, and Nazi imagery, threatening physical violence against trolls like Nico Angel before banning users for disrespecting Passover. Despite smoking Blueberry Kush and spilling beer, Ghost condemns the toxicity of viewers demanding perverted VR content and critiques YouTuber Nikki Tutorials, ultimately ending the stream early due to relentless harassment and technical failures. [Automatically generated summary]
First YouTube edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And I hope everybody's chilling with me tonight on Saturday night 420.
Yes!
That's right.
420 edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Spread it around the internet and throughout the world.
Oh man, can you feel the hype?
Yeah!
Damn right.
Oh my God.
All right.
It's a free-format show, baby.
First YouTube edition of a Saturday Night Troll Show.
Here goes nothing.
All right.
We got new music.
We got new titles.
We got new everything.
I hope that you appreciate it.
All right.
You trolls should be kissing my ass.
You trolls should be kissing my ass.
So spread it around the internet.
Tell everybody that's on the internet.
Tell all the troll community.
Because we live 420 Saturday Night Troll Show.
All right.
Go ahead and take out the music engineer.
You're damn right.
Oh my God.
I know some of you idiots were thinking that I wasn't going to show up tonight.
You know that?
I know some of you people are out here saying Ghost is not going to show up tonight.
He's a liar.
And I saw you idiots in the damn comment section already talking garbage.
Hey, take the title screen off, engineer.
There it is.
Saturday Night Troll Show.
Thank you very much for tuning in with me.
I'm the host of this show, Ghost.
And of course, I do have the Go show every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, 8.30-ish, 8.30-ish p.m. Central Standard Time right here on the same channel.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank you for tuning in with me.
It is 4.20, and I don't know if everybody is out on a freaking Saturday night right now celebrating 420, but let me tell you something right now.
It took a lot for me to come over here and do this.
I mean, I'm not even joking, man.
I am full.
I had a goddamn barbecue today.
It was a beautiful spring day.
You know, I was celebrating 420 proper.
I got myself some new tetrahydrocannabinol or some devil's lettuce from the, you know, the Mexican kid that sells candy apples on the corner.
All right.
So anyway, we're here, and I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Go ahead and spread it around the internet and throughout the world.
This is a free format edition show.
I don't know what the hell you people want to talk about.
The only reason that I'm here is because you assholes always talk garbage about me, you know, saying that, oh, you're a liar, ghost.
You've been promising a Saturday night troll show.
And moreover, I've been trying to, you know, let's be honest.
been trying to prevent some kind of a damn well what is this i i i'm glad I'm not a shekel goblin, you asshole.
All right, I'm not a damn shekel golb.
Hold on, you can't hear it.
You can't.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Hold on.
All right.
Hold on.
Thank you very much, Cuckler.
Hold on just a second.
Let me deal with this.
Let me deal with this crap again.
I mean, I'm telling you.
Hold on.
I'll replay the last two.
Hold on.
I mean, you know, I don't know why this does this.
I have no idea why this does this for Christ's sake.
All right.
What is this?
I hope so too.
I hope so.
Look, we're going to try this, okay?
Let's go ahead and do the past couple of text-to-speeches and see if anybody hears this.
Can y'all hear this?
Still nothing.
Still nothing for Christ's sake.
God fucking, I'm tired of OBS, man.
I'm so tired of OBS for Christ's sake.
It makes me want to puke.
All right.
Let's try this.
Saturday night.
Let's try this.
All right.
Let's try this.
All right.
Let's, can y'all hear this one?
How's this?
In the field of local live hall mentatainment.
Oh, my God.
Hi, Ghost.
Hope the first troll show works out.
All right, it's on.
Thank you.
That was the, that was Cuckler.
Let me go ahead and replay Communists for Trumps.
In the field of local live hall menta tainment.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Ghost, I'm glad you made the picture for the Saturday Night Troll show of Shekel Goblin.
Anyway, type WC in the chat if you want that too.
WC in the chat for what?
Shut up.
All right.
Let's get.
Text-to-Speech Lady is here.
Hold on.
Field of Local Live Hall Mentatainment.
Oh, my God.
Hi, guys.
It's time for the Saturday night text to speech lady.
Here we go again.
I am the host, the text-to-speech lady.
You know, text to speech lady.
You know, it's bad enough.
I'm not sure the troll community because we live in the middle of the day.
Saturday night text to speech speech lady show.
All right.
Who am?
I mean, come on.
What is this?
Happy 420 to Simulator Player 23.
Thank you very much.
Y'all want me to blaze up?
Y'all want to blaze up for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right, calm down.
All right.
All right.
Here we go.
I'm glad you kept your words.
I'm trying to mess around with this overlay.
I got my cheese curds and my dickle here.
Let's get it out of here.
Cheese curds and dickle, baldy McNose hair.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Cuckler, one more time.
I want to replay Cucklers because.
In the field of local live.
And cheers to Cuckler.
By the way.
Hi, Ghost.
Hope the first troll show works out.
I hope it works out, too.
I hope it works out, too.
This is a free format edition here.
And I want everybody to know that, you know, I kind of threw this together in a very quick amount of time.
Remember, last week, I was completely out of commission because I got food poisoning from goddamn spaghetti.
All right.
And as a result, I wasn't able to do the last Saturday Night Troll show, which everybody was expecting.
But now, now that all that food poison has ran its course, here's Fat Marshall.
What are you doing?
I was hoping your wife poisoned you again.
That way.
You were hoping my wife poisoned me again.
While she is getting doinked up her love hole by the engineer right down the hallway from me.
Shove it up, your ass.
Is this what the troll show is going to be?
I mean, I'm up here.
I mean, y'all should be kissing my ass.
You should be kissing my ass.
What is this, Red Run?
I knew you'd be back for another ass pounding.
Another ass pounding.
Shut your stupid stink of mouth.
Are you kidding me, man?
Oh, my God.
Happy birthday.
Peace.
Get rid of Trap Text to Speech Lady.
Happy birthday.
That's not my fucking birthday, you moron.
It's not my goddamn birthday for Christ.
Why are you even saying that?
First of all, it's 420, so that means it's like Hitler's birthday or something.
Saturday Night NG show?
Yeah, real funny.
Hey, dark meme magician girl, it's not my birthday, okay?
And get rid of trap text-to-speech lady.
Hey, I didn't know what text-to-speech voice to leave it on here.
I'm not even joking around.
And by the way, today, isn't it Hitler's birthday today, for Christ's sake?
Is that why you're saying it's my birthday?
Look at these assholes in the chat room.
Look at this.
Oh, happy birthday, Ghostler.
This and that.
What is this?
In the field of local live hall mentality.
Hey, Ghost, just so you know, there is a landmine in your backyard.
I'm sorry it wasn't intended.
You could just throw something or maybe have a walk around here.
I almost saw a schoolheart get taken by some big-ass bird today.
It was disturbing.
It was disturbing.
Hey, Ghost, tell everyone about the time you helped Timothy McVay build his truck bomb to kill 100 people in revenge for Waco.
I mean, listen, I knew you trolls were going to do this today on 420.
It's the first troll show, man.
K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K-K.
Shut up, man.
Shut your stupid mouth.
I want to be honest with you, man.
I almost didn't do this show after what you all did yesterday on Baller Passover Good Friday.
But look, you know, I have a heart.
I don't understand why I have a heart for you idiots.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
Damn it, Mrs. Ghost.
Why haven't you finished the job killing ghost by poisoning his spaghetti?
Fucking come on.
I mean, that's not funny, man.
I keep saying this, and I can't underscore it anymore.
Freaking spaghetti damn near killed me.
And you idiots are trying to infer that Mrs. Ghost did that on purpose or something.
Mrs. Ghost felt horrible about it.
Are you kidding me?
And I gave her a lot of crap about it.
Don't worry about it.
Punch down for what do you want on the show?
Shout out to my fellow finger sniffers and for Ghost's Wheelchair for holding the crippled handbone down.
I'm not crippled ass.
I've got Review Tech USA.
All right, I'm not goddamn crippled.
I'm tired of you people insinuating this crap.
All right.
I've already done Ford Lordico for your asses.
All right.
Who can dance for Lorico that's in a goddamn wheelchair, you son of a bitch?
Are you kidding me?
And look, like I said, man, I did a huge barbecue today.
I literally barbecued every animal.
Poultry, pork, steak.
You know, I had some shrimp.
What is this?
In the field of local live hall mentatainment.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
So what exactly are we doing for this troll show?
It's a 420 show.
Using our troll energy to piss some of your enemies off.
I don't have any enemies.
All right.
I don't have any enemies.
People just hate me for some reason.
I don't have any enemies.
All right.
Are you kidding me?
I don't have any enemies.
I mean, I'm a likable guy.
I'm a melting pot of friendship for Christ's sake.
All right.
And I think everybody should know that by now, especially after my 11-year illustrious internet broadcasting career, I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
All right.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be his spandex.
Today's episode is brought to you by Cheeseley's.
Come to Cheeseley's to get your freshman soda.
Located just behind the abandoned KF.
Jesus Christ.
Are you actually a business is trying to use this show to advertise?
I don't think you want this.
I don't think you want this clientele.
I don't think you want this clientele.
Saturday night wheelchair show.
And who put needle in dick hole for two bucks?
In the field of local live shows, here's Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
By the way, it's supposed to be episode 111 because I'm going to be able to get a bunch of came back tonight.
Anyways, can't wait for Radio Graffiti and Happy 420 ghosts.
Hey, thank you, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
I appreciate it.
Hey, it's TN Apostle, baby.
What's going on, TN?
How you doing, man?
Man, thanks for coming through and doing a show today.
Best of luck.
You know, hey, I'm trying to do what I do, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, everybody thinks that I'm some kind of a, I don't know, a liar.
Look, last weekend, I couldn't do it.
I was doubled up with a gutache because of damn some freaking rotten spaghetti.
And, you know, I would have been here.
I'm not even joking, but I hope that you people get me a little bit of appreciation.
All right.
Now, and look, people in the chat room, I don't like this text-to-speech lady's tone.
Well, you know what?
She's trolling you.
How you like that?
She's trolling your asses.
How you like that?
You stupid sack of trash.
Anyway, look, it's 420 today.
I did barbecue.
All right.
I barbecued a whole bunch, man.
I'm not even joking.
I am full.
I mean, I'm not even joking around, man.
I mean, my gut is filled with a bunch of meats.
You know, I got a lot of meat in the gut.
You know what I'm talking about?
I had a T-bone steak.
I had some chicken.
I had some sausage.
I had some ribs.
I had some shrimp.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
It's all in this gut, baby.
You know what I'm talking about?
I drank a couple of beers, but I think it's about time for me to break open that beer.
It's 420, okay?
We're going to celebrate 420 in a minute.
In the field of local live.
Liar, liar, ghost on fire.
Why am I a liar?
I'm here.
I'm here.
It's the Saturday Night Troll Show.
First YouTube edition, man.
In the field of local live hall mentality.
What is that?
Nico Angel.
Hey, just got here.
Can you start over?
I'm not starting over, you son of a bitch.
The Meat-Filled Gut Reality00:05:41
All right.
I'm not starting over.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm not changing the text-to-speech lady, all right?
If you don't like it, you can suck it.
All right?
You can suck it.
It's the Saturday Night Troll Show, all right?
In the field of local live.
Oh, Jesus.
Beer, spaghetti, salad.
Beer, spaghetti, salad emojis.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
All right.
I'm just fucking sick.
All right, let's go ahead and break it open.
It's a 420 edition, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
I don't condone that.
I bet Jews taste good with burnt Quran sprinkled on top of it.
I don't condone this, folks.
I don't condone what this idiot is saying, for Christ's sake.
I don't know what's wrong with you anti-Semitic bastards.
All right.
McVeigh Van Rentals.
McVeigh Van Rentals.
That's not funny, man.
Trying to make some kind of macabre joke for the Oklahoma City bombings.
In the field of local live hall mentato.
Oh my God.
Hey, Democrats.
Mueller time is over.
Time to pay bar tab.
CX in the chat.
You know what?
I almost agreed with you there.
Whoever the hell donated is Mr. Trump until you said CX in the chat.
Don't you understand that CX is dead?
It's over for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, you got stupid ass Pootie Pie donating to some of these XCX members.
Sometimes I like to insert pin needles into my dick hole and then pump them out as bloodless.
We don't need to hear that, man.
Yummy, yummy.
Stupid pennis.
Hey, oh man, look at Easter time.
$25, baby.
Thanks for showing up this time, and happy Easter.
Yeah, happy Easter to you.
As a matter of fact, happy Passover to those folks as well.
Easter time is in the house.
All right.
Press C to change T to text-to-speech voice.
Hey, if you don't like it, suck it.
Suck it, man.
Field of local live hall.
Here comes Ard Hammond.
What's up, Ard Hammond?
Hey, Ghost, I'm glad you brought us the Saturday night.
It's here, baby.
For this first episode, it was here.
He did nothing wrong.
Oh, no, Seriously, Samsung.
I told him that to stop doing what he was doing, which was posting dumbass links.
He still did so anyway, like he got a pair of digital balls.
So I just kicked him the hell out of here.
I'm not going to sit here and allow this, all right?
Anyway, I stabbed my penis for two bucks.
Wait a minute.
Is that a cigarette or is that inferring a joint?
It looks like a filtered cigarette emoji there.
And by the way, text-to-speech reminds me of Coulter for two bucks.
This doesn't sound like Ann Coulter.
You're just trying to piss me off for Christ's sake.
All right.
And by the way, I hope everybody's having a good Easter weekend, having a good Passover.
All right.
I know I ate my cedar meal.
I hope that you, you know, fellow Jews did as well.
Anyway, with that being said, I think it's about time for me to go ahead and get some more beer, baby.
You're goddamn right, man.
I'm filled with a bunch of meats.
You know what I mean?
I'm filled with a bunch of meats here.
So let's go ahead and water that down with a little bit of beer.
Beer.
It's what's for dinner.
In the field of local live Poseidon.
Type G-H-O-S-E-L-E-R.
Shut up.
And that's not the real Ice Poseidon.
Ice Poseidon is, you know, I don't know, doing some weird sexual perverted shit in Japan.
Was Ghost Barbecue poisoned?
No, it's not.
All right, because I made it, all right?
I know what I'm doing, for Christ's sake.
What is this?
Justice for seriously Samsung.
No, don't do that.
Seriously, Samsung is a big boy, all right?
He's a piece of trash.
Don't worry about it.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Ghost 8 barbecued Yamaka.
All right, shut up.
All right.
No, no, not the beer emojis.
All right, listen.
Listen, all right.
I'm drinking.
There's no need to be doing beer emojis and trying to.
You're a bunch of baguettes, man.
I'm telling you, a bunch of baguettes.
And look, we got a couple of $2.
Notre Dame Blaze It for $2.
Real funny asshole.
And what about gaming for $2?
Well, let me explain something about the gaming component here.
All right.
I've got, and I just purchased a Corsair i-160.
In the field of local live hallman.
Nico, I love being filled with meat.
I'm with you.
Dude, I'm not fucking perverts, man.
I'm telling you, you can't even say anything with you people without inferring some kind of butt sex.
Audio share list.
I'm going to put on MediaShare here in a second.
All right.
I want to kick back with you.
It's a 420 edition Saturday Night Troll Show, man.
It's the first YouTube edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
420.
I mean, the stars are aligned.
The moon is full.
It's feeling.
I'm feeling great.
I'm feeling great.
In the field of local live hall.
Uncle Buck was a great movie.
It was a pretty good movie.
That was a pretty funny bit there.
All right.
Well, we'll change it here.
Remember, this is all preliminary.
The Saturday Night Troll Show, first edition.
All right, let me go ahead and pour some beer here.
Don't be giving me any crap.
VR Gaming Direction Revealed00:03:06
I mean, you know, I've just got me and the engineer here, all right?
And, you know, with all due respect to the engineer, I think that some of the stuff that I ask him to do is way above his pay grade.
No offense, engineer.
I mean, you know, so you got to give me a break.
All right.
Say hi, engineer, so everybody knows that you're chilling here with me on a Saturday night.
Say what's up.
And like I said, man, it's, you know, it's goddamn, it's just me and the engineer.
That's all I'm saying.
It's me and the engineer.
And hey, assholes in the chat room, the engineer is getting a little bit of more pay for today.
All right, I mean, I think the engineer, well, maybe I shouldn't do it, I don't know.
I don't want to contribute to the delinquency of a tard here.
All right.
Any gaming tonight?
Well, first of all, I haven't even downloaded a game.
Even though I bought a Corsier i-160, I didn't download a game because I wanted to explain something to you.
I think that the future of gaming is in virtual reality.
And I think that here in the next, I don't know when it is.
Here in the next couple of weeks, the next month, I'm going to purchase a virtual reality setup to take over NG.
Shut up.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
I'm going to get myself a VR situation because this is VR ready.
Okay.
And I think that that's where the future of gaming is going.
I think this whole getting your thumbs bruised and, you know, sitting stationary and I think that's going to be around for a little bit.
But in my personal opinion, I want to be immersed with the games.
I mean, there are some games out there, folks, that I've been watching online, especially some of these folks that got VRs already.
I mean, these are games that, you know, put your heart and soul into it, man.
I mean, some of these horror games, like there is a game out there, virtual reality, that I saw on a YouTube video.
I think it was, what was it called?
Silent Hill.
Silent Hill, for Christ's sake.
And the guys were so scared shitless playing it because you're immersed, you know?
You got the headphones.
You got the whole virtual reality thing over your eyes.
These guys were scared to play it.
Oh, my God.
I recommend Raypolet for the first game.
It's a great head rate.
No, All right.
No.
Press E for NG Takeover.
Listen, I'm trying to tell you what direction I want to go when it comes to gaming, okay?
I want to do VR because, I mean, isn't that a little better?
Isn't that a little better than, you know, sitting back stationary, pressing, getting your thumbs bruised, you know, get your fingers bruised, playing a stupid freaking video game.
And by the way, let me tell you something what turned me off.
Let me show you the advertisement.
Nico Angel for two bucks.
Will it steam gift a game for my hero ghost?
Immersive Virtual Reality Experience00:14:44
All right, never mind.
All right.
Listen, I'm going to show you a video game commercial that got me a little turned off by gaming.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
Unbad Scuddy Miss Scudface.
I mean, listen, I'm telling you right now, you sons of bitches were posting links in the chat room.
I told you to stop it.
You thought it was a joke and you got banned.
All right.
Just sit there and shut your mouths.
All right.
You shouldn't be that way when I ask you not to do something, you son of a bitch.
All right.
And by the way, you people that got banned, you people were linking to some dox or something.
So go screw yourselves, you son of a bitch.
All right.
I have no problem keeping these people banned for Christ's sake, man, because you people are pieces of crap.
You're lucky I'm even here.
You should be kissing my ass.
All right.
You should be kissing my goddamn ass.
I'm not even kidding around.
For Christ's sake.
But of course, you know, you don't.
You just think that I'm just some idiot that's just supposed to stick around and do this.
All right.
Look, I'm going to show you the commercial that, you know, this is why I'm not gaming right away.
Okay.
Let me let me show you.
Okay.
It's a Holiday Inn Express commercial.
Oh, hold on.
I don't have the ability to.
Hold on.
I don't have the ability to.
Hold on.
What is this?
Takeria's done ghosts.
Hello, Senor Ghost.
Happy Trolls Saturday.
Unfortunately, Takarias Don Ghost until 1 a.m. tonight.
But all my customers are out here listening to your show.
You are the king of the Mexican.
Your customers.
Your customers.
In the field of local live hallentainment.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me do this.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Let me do this right here.
All right.
Hold on.
I'm trying to hook it up here.
Trying to hook it up.
As you can see, I've got this 49-inch screen and it's all over the place.
Ain't nothing leaked.
Go shove it up your ass.
Ain't nothing leaked, you idiot.
All right.
Just go shove it up your goddamn pooper.
All right.
All right.
What do we got here?
All right.
Let's do this.
Hold on.
I want to show you.
I should have done the PC view earlier.
I didn't get to do it.
Bad app, bad app, app.
It is what it is.
All right.
All right.
What is this?
No, I don't want this.
I want this view.
There it is.
There we go.
Here, that's better.
All right.
There we go.
That's better here.
All right.
Let me move this crap out of the way.
All right.
Now, this is what I want to show you here.
This is a commercial that made me completely just kind of say, you know what, games?
Are you kidding me?
This is a holiday in commercial.
Let's go.
Hold on.
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Hail Doxer.
The link wasn't even a dox you tard.
Shut up.
And hey, Trisha kisses your ass.
Yeah, thanks a lot, Trisha.
Really, I really appreciate it.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
Good God.
Anyway, let's go ahead and let me let me let me show you the gaming commercial that's Holiday Inn Express that pissed me off that makes me not want to do gaming.
Look at this.
All right.
Let me go make this a little bigger.
Here, this is it.
Let's watch it.
This is a holiday in commercial.
Go ahead.
Play it.
Look at this jerk off.
Look at this.
Our new hot fresh breakfast will get you the readiest.
Holiday In Express.
Be the readiest.
I mean, do you see what I'm saying, man?
Do you see what I'm saying?
I mean, how does that make anything look cool at all?
Seriously.
How does that make anything look cool?
I mean, I've got myself, I bought a Corsier i-160, okay?
And as a result, this is what we have here, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, that's, I mean, that's a commercial.
I saw that when I was doubled up with a gutache last week and just on the bed, I saw this commercial for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God, for Christ's sake.
And wait a minute.
Somebody says I listened to Weekend.
Oh, well, there's a couple of songs I like of Weekend.
But Weekend, you know, he's kind of a satanic son of a bitch when it comes to some of his videos.
Filmed my boss firing me.
Well, why don't you post that, baby?
Why don't you post that for Christ's sake?
All right.
Now, listen, that's why, I mean, you know, I mean, when you see commercials like that, I mean, it doesn't make me want to go game.
You know what I'm saying?
It doesn't make me want to game at all.
And it's just, I don't know.
I don't know what to say.
I mean, it just, that's why I want to get into VR.
You know what I'm saying?
I want to get into VR for Christ's sake, virtual reality.
Let me show you a couple of virtual reality games here just so I can show you folks the direction that if we're going to go gaming here when it comes to Saturday Night Troll Show or any of this other stuff, we're going to do it VR style.
And I think that's the appropriate way to do it.
I mean, some of these VR games I think are awesome.
I think they're unbelievable for Christ's sake.
Let me go ahead and look up a YouTube video that shows an example.
Let me go ahead.
Y'all familiar with the dudes from Node?
Are y'all familiar with the dudes from Node for Christ's sake?
Here, let me go ahead and let me show you guys what I'm talking about out here because this game is really what got me a little like, hey, I want to play this game.
I want to play this for Christ's sake.
All right, let me go ahead and do this.
Are y'all familiar with Node?
No, you're not familiar with Node.
Well, these guys are VR guys that, you know, that play VR.
And they've got a channel on here.
So, I mean, because I'm kind of replaying their video, I'm giving them the credit for their intellectual property here.
But I just want to show you guys that this is the direction that I want to go down.
I want to go VR, and that's what we're going to do.
So let me go ahead and put, let me show you guys what I'm talking about out here, all right?
Here, let's do this.
Here, let's make this a little bigger.
Let's go ahead and play it.
At least so much of the imagination.
How could you really, how could anyone really top this as a full game?
You know?
I mean, look at this.
This is called Silent Hill.
They call it the scariest game ever.
Oh, my God.
How about starting with some simple stuff like Fight Cod and build up from there?
I know.
There's also VR chat if you want to make your own virtual shout out to the engineer.
I'm considering VR chat, man.
Thank you very much, Neon Knight Rider.
Now, take a look at this.
By telling her it was just a game.
I mean, are you here?
I mean, look at this.
This is just complete immersion into this kind of terroristic type of game here, man.
This is awesome.
And props to the dude from Node, for Christ's sake.
I mean, look at that.
This guy's afraid.
He's kind of like walking over, peeping over.
I was actually glad that you couldn't do that.
I mean, this is where I want the gaming of Troll Show to go.
All right.
Oh, shit.
See what I'm saying?
I mean, I want to feel the heart pounding, man.
I want to feel the discomfort of playing a game like this.
Don't you?
This is scary just watching.
I mean, look at these guys.
These guys are scared.
These are dudes from Node.
Door just shut on its own.
And you're fully immersed in this, dude.
This is VR.
This is the future, man.
Oh, that door just opened.
This is the future, man.
I never want to be back here.
I mean, I want to get scared, don't you?
I want to feel the feet.
Congratulations.
I don't want to work in that door.
so there's a baby crying going on i mean you know what i'm saying I mean, you're in it.
You know, when you've got the VR things, you're immersed in it.
You're hitting midnight, right?
Creepy pictures on the wall.
Oh.
I mean, that's what I want to see, dude.
I want to be scared.
I don't want to go down there, guys.
I want to be scared shitless, dude.
I don't want to get my thumbs bruised.
I want to be fully immersed.
I mean, do you understand me?
What if you peek down the corner?
Now, I'm waiting for the next VR setup because supposedly we're going to see new VR in the next month.
Look at that.
It looks like somebody underneath the light.
I mean, you're in a scary movie, dude.
She's really tall.
You're in a scary movie.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, my God.
I mean, do you understand why I want to go VR and why, you know, traditional gaming is kind of like mad to me right now?
I want to get scared.
Let's go fast.
Let's go fast.
Wait.
Look at the lights on.
I mean, this is awesome, man.
Don't look up.
Don't look up.
Oh, goodness.
All right.
Oh, man.
Anyway, look, I don't want to make the whole goddamn video about this.
Let's go ahead and turn that down.
But this is what I'm talking about, man.
This is the kind of immersion that I want to talk about, man.
This is pure VR.
All right.
Pure VR.
What is this?
Local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Hey, go get drunk barfight VR.
You won't regret it.
I've seen it, dude.
I've seen it where you can get bar fights and you know, with all kinds of people.
You can smack women around and stuff.
I'm not joking.
This is awesome stuff, man.
Awesome stuff.
Hambone from Outer Space says, look up Super Hot VR.
It's a shooter where time goes only when you.
Here's Edgemon.
The guys from Node, Stress Level Zero, Corridor Digital are all pretty cool guys.
Yeah.
They got me into VR in the first place.
Also, with Boneworks coming around.
I've seen Boneworks.
It's going to be one hell of a trip.
I've seen Boneworks Edgemon.
That's why I want to get into this, man.
What the hell is this, Nico?
Ghost wants to play VR because he finally wants to see what it's like to walk against it.
Fuck you, Nico.
Go shove it up your ass, man.
I mean, I want to be fully immersed in games, dude.
Isn't that the whole purpose of gaming?
Wasn't that the whole direction in which gaming was supposed to go, in which you're just completely immersed that you're in the game?
You're in the goddamn game, for Christ's sake.
And by the way, cheers to those dudes from Node.
I'm not even joking around, man.
I mean, I want to get into VR so bad.
Now, I want to be honest with you.
I would have already gotten a VR setup here, but from what I understand, what I understand is that there's going to be some new better setups going on here.
Also, check out Visage.
It's the same concept and is VR supported.
Hey, man, that's what I'm talking about there, Neon Knight Rider.
And hey, Blasphemous Bastard in the chat room is saying that the Silent Hill game got discontinued.
And the reason it got discontinued was because it's supposedly a scary ass game.
Nobody wants to play it.
Nobody wants to play it for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I mean, I'm not kidding around, dude.
I mean, I think that as gamers, and look, I wanted to become a gamer, but the thing is, is I think that the more exciting components to gaming is being fully immersed, being able to stand up, being able to move your hands, being able to kind of look, you know, look around, look up, look down, that sort of thing, man.
I'm really looking forward to this.
I'm really looking forward.
Let me show you guys, since they were talking about Boneworks, these guys from Node, I think, are...
Hold on, let me get...
All right, all right, all right.
I'm on these guys' channel here.
They are like programming this Boneworks VR combat situation.
And it's pretty fucking cool.
It's pretty damn good.
Oh, my God.
I swallow.
Shut up.
Don't make me say something.
Anyway, let me show you one more, okay?
Since it's Saturday Night Troll Show, we got, and by the way, Gamergate!
For all you folks that are out there that, you know, cream your pants whenever you see a DJ and you're like, oh my God, look at these DJs.
I wish I could be a DJ.
I wish I could be like that Guido Poly D and be a 40-year-old idiot still banging 21-year-olds because I'm the DJ.
Well, there is a VR DJ.
This is where VR is going to take us into a whole new direction, okay?
Now, I'm going to show one more Node Vid, and I want to say props to those guys from Node.
This is something that is a virtual reality game.
It's not even a game.
It's a game that gives you the option of learning how to DJ.
And what it does, it gives you like a virtual DJ setup of the industry standard turntables.
Okay, industry standard turntables, for Christ's sake.
I want you all to watch what this crap is because I'm not even joking around.
You can learn how to DJ.
You can learn how to DJ through VR for Christ's sake.
I'm going to play a little bit of this and then we're going to move on.
I just want to, I want y'all to know this is the direction I want to go when it comes to gaming.
And it's the direction I want to go when it comes to gaming, especially when it comes to the Saturday Night Troll Show.
All right.
So let's just, I'm going to play this by Node.
These guys played a DJ simulator in virtual reality.
Learning DJ Skills in VR00:05:27
And I just want to show you that you can learn how to DJ.
I mean, it's just unbelievable.
Go ahead and play it.
But for now, I have a setup at home.
So today, this new VR DJ game called Tribe XR came out.
Tried XR.
Sam and Brandon how to mix music virtual reality.
It's pretty cool.
The game is kind of like a training program because if you want to get it.
Huge investment.
Or you can just have a VR headset and pay the 20 bucks or whatever.
Yeah, 20 bucks.
Learn how to DJ.
All the tracks on here are royalty-free, which is why they're not.
In the field of local live hall man.
Oh my god!
We're going to be able to do it.
There's also Tap House VR and Skyrim.
Hey, thank you, Infamous Immortal.
I'm telling you, I am all struck.
The basic ass royalty-free Pond 5.
All right.
Now, I want to show you just a little bit of this because this guy's going to brag on them too hard, man.
Just everyone's a while.
You can just learn how to DJ.
The DJ equipment.
Virtual reality is the industry standard.
Pond 5.
You go to the Pond 5 playlist on Spotify, man.
It's pretty dope.
All these guys are talking about royalty-free music.
So this is the setup you got.
It's like a Pioneer Nexus 2000 setup.
This is like the club.
Pioneer Nexus 200.
So this is your player 1, this is your player 4, and then this is your mixer.
They're huge in VR.
They're not really this big.
I mean, look at this, dude.
Yeah.
So the basics are going to be.
Learn how to DJ.
There's a new button right here.
And then you have your play button right here.
This thing controls your tempo of your song.
We're going to use songs that are in the same composing.
We're in the now.
We're living the future.
All these other things you don't really need to worry about, but you can use them.
Jogwheel actually works, which is kind of cool.
And it's the same for both player.
We'll just play this for a second.
Dude, I can't believe it.
You control the mixer here.
I mean, you can literally leave it.
Crossfader is your EQ so you can turn your highs down.
Turn your mids down or up.
Unbelievable.
You can turn your bass down.
Unbelievable, dude.
And these are your effects right here.
These are color effects.
So right here, you pick your effects.
Let's do.
I mean, if you can learn how to DJ high locality, this should be the future of education.
I mean, who the fuck needs teachers, man?
And yeah, you have your CrossFader right here.
Who needs teachers?
Master effects.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You said CrossFader's for chumps?
Yeah.
That's like true remix territory, though, right?
You got two songs and you're going back and forth.
I'll show you how you do it.
The reason I don't use CrossFader, it says while you're DJing, nudging it slightly is super easy to do, and you could fuck everything up just by doing that, which is why I disagree with it.
He's one of these DJs that doesn't use how precise you have to be to be like right in the center.
Alright, so these are your effects.
This will show which one it's on.
Master means it'll just be on everything.
Oh my god!
So if I'm on four, that means fun show, funny thing.
Having a casual hangout stream, thank you patiently waiting.
I appreciate it, dude.
So now it's on.
Okay, look at it.
He's mixing.
He's mixing this.
This is in virtual reality, dude.
I mean, come on.
That's basically it.
So I'm going to show you guys how to mix a song.
This song is in 128 BPM, and this song is in 128 BPM.
Beats cool.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to get to a good part in this song.
And then he's going to mix himself up.
I mean, dude.
I mean, come on.
Oh, my God.
This is pretty cool.
Thanks for sharing.
I've been learning about how to use FL Studio and Sony Vegas for music production.
Hey, cool, Dark Me Magician Girl.
Look, this is why I wanted to show you guys this, especially on the first YouTube edition of the Saturday Night Trump.
So I have this track queued up, so this is going to come in second.
He's showing how to mix.
Play this song.
This is how you mix.
This is how you mix.
And once it hits about this point right here, I'm going to bring this next track in.
Man, that is.
These two songs have a lot of bass.
You don't want the bass.
I'm going to be playing in at the same time, so I'm going to turn down the bass for the other song so it doesn't overpower.
Bring the volume down for this.
Once it hits here, I'm going to hit play.
Oh, my God!
Learning how to DJ in VR?
That actually sounds pretty fun.
Whenever I'm not doing emoji dono bombs, I'm literally practicing on my Para Technics SL1200 MK2 turntables.
I hope they let you select a real turntable as well so I can replicate my setup.
And look, there's a lot of money in DJing, baby.
DJs are very sought after right now.
I'm going to slowly echo this song out.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh my god.
Oh, shit.
Edgy Brown.
And then now you're in your next song.
What's your time frame getting set up with VR?
You keep talking it up.
And it's going to start.
So that once this is going to be a little bit more difficult.
Get up on that wheelchair and buy the vines.
All right, Viva.
Viva's coming out with some new setup here the next month.
That's what I'm waiting for.
Look at the description.
He's mixing the field of live home.
Happy 420 guys.
Waiting for the New Setup00:05:09
I hate Israel and want everyone to gasp all of them.
Shut up.
We're talking about it.
Virtual reality DJ sessions here, man.
I'll set up something for you guys.
Easy mix.
Easy spice.
That's enough.
I just wanted to show you guys this because I'm telling you, man, this is just unbelievable.
And this is the direction I want to go.
Now, people are asking me when I'm going to get this damn setup.
I'm waiting for the new VR stuff.
I'm waiting for this.
Oh, my God.
I took a picture of a snapping turtle today at me at Captain Hook if you want to see it.
And I'll link it in the chat.
What?
Of a snapping turtle?
Okay, great.
Great.
Oh, my God.
Your mic is cutting out conviction.
Again, shut.
Go shove it up, your ass.
My mic isn't cutting out.
You're just being a jerk off your diarrhea of baptism, all right?
How scary would it be if we could go beyond VR by interfacing our brains to a computer and putting our very best together?
Isn't that the end goal of singularity?
All five senses fully utilized in the game itself.
Is there anything?
Isn't that singularity?
In the field of local live hall mental happy 420, go to the body.
Hey, thank you, Andy.
Search failure gets assaulted and Alex arrested during Andy Worski's IRL stream on YouTube and click the first video.
You'll love it.
Andy Worski, isn't he like a troll wannabe?
Like, stop telling me happy birthday, all right, you asshole.
I mean, it's not my birthday, you stupid son of a bitch.
All right?
I mean, come on, man.
I'm trying to talk about virtual reality out here.
And I was hoping, I mean, there are a couple of you guys that are giving me some insights in text-to-speech, and some of you guys that are in the chat room are giving me some insight.
But I'm telling you, man, virtual reality is where it's at.
The field of local live hall mental tame.
Oh, my God.
Singularity refers to AI matching human intelligence.
Nah, no, that's not.
That's not what it is.
Singularity is the merging of biotechnology with the human body.
That's what singularity is.
To extend our lifetimes beyond the biological suit that we have as a body.
All right, and let me tell you, they're going.
They're going.
All right, they're going for Christ's sake.
What is this?
In the field of local live.
What is that, a turd?
What is that?
A turd?
Or is that supposed to be a goddamn freaking chocolate cake?
I mean, are you kidding?
What kind of emoji is that, dude?
What kind of an emoji is that?
I'm not even joking around.
What kind of an emoji is this?
Anyway, folks, look, I'm glad you guys are just as hype as I am about virtual reality, man.
I know some of you people are just being a bunch of jerk dicks and, you know, they're out here thinking that it's, you know, some big joke or something.
This is not a joke, man.
And as a matter of fact, I think that the things that we should do is once I get virtual reality, I would strongly advise everybody to, you know, if you have the funds to do so, to do it because in these games, especially the one I just showed you with the DJ, you could invite people to your private party in virtual reality and people could be dancing in virtual reality while you're actually fucking mixing.
You're DJ mixing.
In the field of local live hall menta tainment.
Oh my God.
I got the regular vibe, but waiting for the new VR setup.
I am, man.
Just buy the vibe for now and sell it once the new setup arrives.
I want the new setup, dude.
I've seen the new setup.
The field of local live hall mentainment.
Woodshed slice.
Adolf Hitler and Ghostler.
Woodshed slide.
Jeez.
In the field of local live.
Hall Menta Tayment.
Oh, my God.
Ghostler Steen 3D VR.
do they have wolstein in 3d vr that'd be kind of cool of local live here's jackler Here's some suggestions, huh?
Here's some suggestions.
Non-VR Layers of Fear, Jackbox, Party Pack.
In the field of local live, hall man, interactivity, survive the internet.
Oh, shit.
Happy birthday, Ghost.
If I would have known today, Chatman, it's not my freaking birthday.
I've been helping you get a new wheelchair since that old one is so damn sick.
Can you just shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling hole for Christ's sake?
Now, I want to be honest with you folks, okay?
There is a bad part, and I'm sure you dumbasses are going to love this.
A bad part of virtual reality that goes, you know, that goes into a little bit of perversion, you know?
Sam Hyde!
Exploring Layers of Fear Dark Side00:15:51
What is this?
Watch out, guys.
I am planning an event that will play on the news.
Nah, don't do that.
Thank you, Grand Dragon Ghost, for giving me the best advice.
Shut up, that's a lie.
That's a goddamn lie.
Don't listen.
That's not the real Sam Hyde.
That poor bastard.
I feel bad.
I feel legitimately bad for Sam Hyde every time this son of a bitch, there's some kind of a shooting or some kind of situation going on.
You trolls.
You somehow make the media and the FBI and everybody else believe that Sam Hyde does all these free.
I mean, it's just horrible, dude.
You see how you trolls are, man?
I mean, good God.
Poor Sam Hyde, man.
What is this?
The cane toads?
What the hell are the cane toads?
What are the hell are the cane toads?
All right.
Now, look, since we're talking about virtual reality on this first YouTube edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show, it is 420.
I do want to show the bad component of virtual reality, which will probably rub you goddamn perverts funny in the pants right now.
Now, y'all know what I'm talking about here?
I'm sure all of you trolls, especially you cartoon girl-fetished idiots, love this component of virtual reality.
And since we're, you know, sitting here looking at node videos, let's just continue on.
Let's continue on with node videos because, oh my God, I want to show you.
I want to show you what's a, hold on, let me go.
What the hell was that?
What the hell was that?
Hold on, I'll be right back.
Go check and see if Mrs. Ghost is okay.
What the hell is that?
For Christ's sake, hey, engineer, I'll be right back for Christ's sake.
Did you all hear that for Christ?
What the hell was that?
Local live home.
What the hell was that for Christ's sake?
And shut up with the birthday cakes, all right?
Shut up with the happy birthday ghosts, okay?
Everybody shut up, homie, payment.
All right, I gotta go.
I gotta go hear what the fuck is going on with Mrs. Ghost.
She knows I'm doing a fucking show.
So I'm gonna be right back and see what the fuck this broad's doing for Christ's sake.
I'm telling you, this is why I'm telling you, folks.
You know, you gotta fucking layeth the smack it down sometimes.
What did Sean Connery say one time?
Every woman deserves a decent smack every now and then.
So the bottom line is, I gotta go see what the fuck's going on because, you know, if it's something bad, I probably gotta pay for it.
All right.
And I don't feel like paying for shit, especially on a 420.
Especially on a 420.
So I'll be right back.
I'm not gonna be gone that long.
All right.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm not a goddamn woman beater.
I just want to know what the hell's going on because I don't want Mrs. Ghost costing me fucking money or fucking poisoning me or whatever the fuck she's doing.
I'll be right fucking back for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Go ahead and throw on the music.
All right.
Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
What the fuck is Mrs. Ghost goddamn doing this stupid dump?
The local
live home at this table.
Oh my God!
Mrs. Ghost dropped fucking spaghetti.
Yo.
God damn it!
And make sure it doesn't happen again!
All right, turn it.
Turn it.
I got to.
Don't do that shit again!
Or else!
Or fucking else!
For Christ's sake.
Am I on, Engineer?
Am I on?
All right, take pictures.
All right, all right.
Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm sorry.
In the field of Christ's sake.
What is this?
Let us pray.
Let us pray for Mrs. Ghost, poor woman, probably covered in marks, tire marks by now.
Look, shut your mouth.
I had to go check and look, see what the fuck Mrs. Ghost is doing over here.
Diamond Dog.
Oh, my God.
Happy birthday.
It's not my birthday, you jerk dick.
With salutations.
Happy birthday to you.
For Christ's sake.
Happy birthday to you.
Anyway, look, I had to go check and see what the hell Mrs. Ghost was doing.
She's taking care of Templeton, and I don't know.
She tripped over a cordless phone, or I don't know what the fuck she did, but fucking get it straight!
Get it fucking straight!
For Christ's sake, I'm doing a Saturday Night Troll Show!
In the field of local live shows.
For Christ's sake, oh my God.
R.I.P. Mrs. Ghost severely beaten by a wheelchair-bound hambone.
Like, shut up, all right?
Shut your mouth.
Local live home entertainment.
Jesus Christ, man.
We don't believe in one God, do we?
Satan Almighty.
I don't believe in Satan.
Look, I wanted to talk about virtual reality.
And unfortunately, I got a sidetrack as Mrs. Ghosts.
I'm tripping over cordless phones or some shit.
In the field of local likes.
This is the video I was talking about.
Would you do a live reaction to this video tonight?
You might have a good laugh.
Hold on.
All right, hold on just a second.
I want to talk about virtual reality.
It's the Saturday Night Troll Show here.
Field of Local Angry Son.
Hold on just a second.
Oh, my God.
Honor your bride, you piece of shit.
Listen, shut your mouth, all right?
Don't tell me how to fucking run my woman, all right?
You know, sometimes you give your little woman a little bit of leeway and they think that they could fucking do, you know, you just gotta, you gotta fucking keep them in line.
That's all you gotta do, all right?
All right, so as you can see, she's quiet her ass down, and she fucking better take care of Templeton.
If not, you know, we're gonna have a horrible Easter, I'll tell you that right now.
My Dixie wrecked with a shut up.
I'm not saying that shit.
All right, look.
Now, before I was rudely interrupted, all right, because Mrs. Ghost is tripping over cordless phones or whatever the fuck she's doing, all right?
I was saying that I want to do VR and I'm very excited about it, but there's a dark side to VR.
All right.
Rob Goldstein for two bucks says my stream is anti-Semitic.
I'm not anti-Semitic.
All right.
I'm very pro-Jew.
To my detriment, people think that I'm, I don't know, some kind of a Zog sympathizer, whatever the hell that means.
All right?
So shut your mouth.
What is this?
Field of local live homemade.
Mrs. Ghost wheelchair bound.
Time to get his and her wheelchairs now for crippled couple.
Yeah, really.
Look, shut up.
All right.
Shut up about Mrs. Ghost.
All right.
Shut up about her.
All right.
Now, I want to talk about virtual reality because there's a fucking dark side to virtual reality.
There's a dark, perverted, sick, demented side.
And I want to show you folks what's happening.
Field of Live.
What is Ms. Ghost?
If you're hearing this, please fix another plate of shut your mouth, Nico.
That's not fucking funny.
Shut your goddamn pie hole.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I'm calling it quits for tonight.
I got work in the morning.
All right, Edgemon.
All right, Edgemont.
I appreciate it, man.
Thank you for tuning in.
Look, I want to show you the dark side.
The dark side of virtual reality.
And I'm sure you cartoon fetish women are going to feel funny in the pants.
You're going to feel a funny feeling running down your legs.
Oh, my God.
Mrs. Ghost be tripping LOL.
You know, I'll have to take her to the fucking wood shit if she doesn't fucking straighten up.
That's all I got to say.
Anyway, look, I want everybody to take a look at the dark side of virtual reality.
I want to show you that even though there's a lot of benefits to virtual reality, a lot of fun, a lot of video game immersion, you know, scary games, shoot-em-up games, things of that nature, we've got this.
All right.
Now, are y'all ready for this?
I'm sure some of you cartoon girl fetished idiots are ready to wax your carrot about whatever the hell I'm about to send.
And by the way, this is another node video.
I'm not playing it to its entirety.
You can go to their channel and go check it out.
But I want to show you the dark side.
The dark side of VR.
All right, let's go ahead and do this.
Here it is, the dark side of virtual reality.
You're hiring.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Tutor this young girl who lives in here.
Look at this.
Parents are paying us pretty well to tutor her.
She just turned 18.
I don't know.
Kids these years are crazy.
So can you believe that subjects?
Yeah.
Look at this crap.
The dark side of virtual reality, man.
The dark side.
Her parents have hired all four of us to tutor her.
So apparently this game is about signing everybody grunting.
Exchange student.
You happen to have just turned 18.
And you've got to tutor her.
You've got to tutor this young-looking oriental girl.
She's a good big team, Sam.
You got a lot of tutorials.
Look at this.
The dark side of virtual reality, folks.
You're witnessing right now on the first YouTube edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
Look at this sick crap.
Look at this neck beard he's looking for.
Where is she?
Oh, there she's knocking at the door.
Come in, honey.
Are you ready to meet your student?
Is this my room?
Oh, my God.
No, God.
Maybe.
Who comes up with this sick crap?
Who comes up with this sick crap?
Open the door, please.
Open the door.
Oh, you just use your eyes.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, look at it. Oh, look at it. Oh, look at it. Oh, look at it.
There is...
This is horrible.
Some disgusting pervert did this.
You know that?
Who would buy this game?
You better get you a chair.
Yeah, you should get a church.
You should be immersed.
But I'm going to be down here.
This is the first time I've ever been in a boy's room.
This is the first time a boy's ever been in my room.
Are you?
What the fuck?
What is this crap?
And look, look at the chat room, man.
They're waxing their carrot.
They're waxing their carrots.
The dark side of virtual reality.
Oh, no.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my God.
No.
I mean, that is fun.
Now, this is the dark side of VR, folks.
All right.
The absolute dark side of virtual reality.
Wait, wait, what are we supposed to look at?
Oh, my God.
Oh.
You're looking at her alone.
Drink.
Damn, it's very good.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, she needs you to help.
She needs your holder.
Oh, my God.
What are you tickling her?
No, no, no.
You're supposed to be her tutor.
You're supposed to be her tutor.
Did her first run away?
No.
Oh, my God.
You know exactly what you have to do.
There's a highlight point on the front.
This is horrible.
We all need to know what happens.
Are y'all watching this?
The dark side of virtual reality, man.
What's going on?
Sam standing on it now.
Oh, you're inside of.
Sam's too embarrassed to touch the highlight points.
Oh my god.
Look at this guy.
He's all anxious.
He's trying to touch the touch points.
Oh, wait, what are you slapping her ass?
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
You're slapping her ass.
I'm supposed to help her grab that thing.
What are these touch points?
Just touching her breathlessness.
The dark side of VR.
The perversion.
No, I think he's tickling her.
For Christ's sake, the perversion.
What are you doing?
Oh, she's reacting to the children.
Oh, my God.
How did you touch her?
I gotta touch her ass.
You just ran up there and started his mouth.
You use her breathlessness as bongos.
Yeah.
Run away.
I'm confused.
Oh, my.
Every one of these guys want to take a turn doing this, stupid.
This perverted area.
Look at this.
Wait, run away.
It reloaded you back to here?
Oh, God.
Oh, She dropped the book.
That's a decision.
Let me guess.
She's going to over-bend over, and you're going to get to see her undergarments or something.
She found her book.
Oh, my God.
This is the perversion right here.
The dark side of virtual reality, folks.
So, first of all, the virtual reality is a reality.
Dark silver, the local, live, home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
It was me, magician girl.
She said, I don't think that man is a tutor.
And Nico Angel said, ghosts can't wait to punch out teen girls until I'm going to be.
Shut up, Nico.
Please answer.
What's the correct capital?
Aren't you supposed to be testing her?
You don't know the girls.
You don't know what that thing happened to do.
You're playing with her hair?
Yes.
No, it's not.
No, wait, it's not.
It's not.
That's the one.
Dude, this is where VR goes off the deep end, man.
Give her a shake.
This is where this is just horrible.
And look at these perverts on here.
Oh, my God.
Today I have released the homestuck.
I can already feel the fans lining up to sell their soul to me again.
Oh, God, Andrew Hussey, whatever.
I mean, look at this.
Are you trying to touch her life and part of this sick neckbeard?
He's trying to touch her private parts.
Why are you trying to raise her skirt?
It's not funny.
You're trying to raise her skirt, man.
Smile, dude.
Miss you, Ghost.
It's the busy season for film.
Wu-Tang still hasn't paid me the money for working on their show.
I'm sure you're going to be able to do it.
I'll be tuning in then.
Thanks, Frank Zara.
All right, look, I'm about to end this.
I'm about to end this because I'm looking at the chat room, and there's guys that are getting too much pleasure out of watching this.
I mean, this is disgusting.
Look at this, sir.
You're supposed to be her tutor.
And look at my title.
He's grabbing her tits.
He's playing her tits as bongos.
He's playing her tits.
Look at this neckbeard.
You, sir, are a pervert.
All right, that's enough.
Let's go ahead and stop this.
All right, we've had enough.
We've had enough of this for Christ's sake.
I mean, good God.
Good God.
And what you just witnessed right there, folks, I'm not even kidding around, is the dark side of virtual reality.
All right, I'm not even joking.
What do you want, Nico?
Ghost hasn't been this erect in years.
I got, shut up.
That's disgrace.
That's disgusting.
It's perverted, dude.
What is it?
Oh, my God.
Ardamon?
Ardamon?
What the hell does that mean for Christ's sake?
That was major cringe.
That was major cringe for him.
Local live hall mental ghost quotes.
I never said this.
Whenever we're saying, devil's power is a very good thing.
I never said any of this.
When his and hers holiest shuns the sun.
A temptress smitten by the blackest force.
He's saying.
The witch hammer struck her down on our Sabbath.
She's unbound.
Oh my God.
It's the night of the witch.
Perverted Virtual Reality Games00:14:33
Nuke Japan.
Nuke Japan.
Pedophilia and molestation is super common in Japan.
Ghosts.
Really?
It's prevalent in their games, comic books, and TV shows.
Japan didn't get nuked enough.
Notice how awkward they are, even with fake cartoon girls.
These autistic pedophiles need to be put down.
I look, I have to somewhat agree.
I mean, did you all see that game?
That's a virtual reality game.
You're supposed to be playing her tutor.
You're supposed to be tutoring her for Christ's sake.
She just turned 18.
All right.
Initiate call the prayer cleanse our computers of the anime VR horror.
No I am the field of the world.
No, that's how you pronounce your name.
Ardamon.
I'll just say Ard Hammond.
All right.
Ard Hammond.
All right.
And somebody just donated for two bucks.
Two bombs wasn't enough.
Dude, I have to admit, though, you know, Japan has got a lot of fucking problems, dude.
I mean, I don't know.
I mean, all right, press one in the chat if you want to see a little bit more of this stupid, perverted tutor oriental girl VR game.
All right, press one in the chat.
Let me get a drink of this beer first.
What?
Oh, my gosh.
You guys are perverts.
You see, I knew I had a crop of perverts listening to me on the Saturday Night Troll Show.
I didn't know it was this damn mini-man.
All right.
Well, we're going to go ahead and do it because I know you trolls.
I know that y'all are probably sitting there fanning your nuts watching this VR stuff, huh?
All right, we'll play a little bit more of it.
All right, so you can feel a little bit of funny in the pants.
But once again, this is the dark side of virtual reality.
And what kind of game developer would develop something like this?
Play it.
Play it.
You're pretty much.
I mean, look at this neckbeard, dude.
Look at him.
He's smiling.
Look at the big ass smile on this neckbeard.
Can someone show me how I'm supposed to play this?
Oh, my God.
Can somebody show me how I'm supposed to play it?
Because I mean, I really want to, you know, funnel her and do all the kinds of things that a non-tutor would.
You know what I mean?
This is virtual reality.
This is the dark.
Wait a minute.
She's on a bed.
I'm so tiny.
She's on a bed.
Seriously, like, you need to come up with a tutoring.
Why am I broad?
Why would she be on a bed?
You're supposed to be her tutor.
There's no subtlety or chance for misinterpreting.
You're supposed to be her tutor.
I have to stand on this chair to be ashamed.
There was a lot of people.
Look at how fucking death, dudes.
That's so sketchy.
Smash her with a chair like a wrestling move.
You're trying to hit her with the chair.
I'm kind of sick bastards.
You're going to sleep in the middle of the morning.
What the hell?
You're just going to sleep.
Look at this.
Oh, my God.
What are you trying to do?
What are you trying to do to this poor girl?
I'm trying to get her study-you're old Oriental who just wants to be tutoring.
You saw those eighth trademark tickle points?
I had to go for it.
Look, you have to be a little bit more.
Take a look.
I know you're tired, but it's like broad daylight outside.
You can't be napping right now.
Is she drinking?
I mean, how are you doing on the bed?
Did you slipper her loot?
Did you slip her roofy?
Look at it.
There's some green tea right there.
Also, these are the tiniest Pocky ever.
Thinnest Pocky?
This is sick.
There's the economy Pockies.
Can you wake me?
Hey.
What?
Oh, careful.
That was really awkward.
What the hell?
She's laughing?
I'm going to tell your parents on you.
Is there a way to turn off the UI?
This is the dark side of VR, man.
You're watching these guys from Node.
Look at them.
These guys from Node are playing this like they love it.
Look up, dude.
Don't do it.
I heard it's very popular in Japan.
Don't do it, man.
Oh, what the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Why would you need that if you're her tutor, man?
Why the hell would you need that if you're now he's punching her tits?
He's punching her tits like it was a fucking slab of meat and Rocky.
Oh my god.
What kind of perverted game is this?
And you oh my god.
All right.
What are you thinking?
You're supposed to be tutoring this moment.
All right, that's enough.
I'm having a lot turn off the field of local love.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Look up Koi Katsu God.
I'm not gonna look up any of that crap.
That crap was bad enough.
That crap was bad enough for Christ's sake.
Did you see what kind of device they got?
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
And did you see he was like, you know, punching her tits like a slab of meat and Rocky, dude?
And look at people who are like, don't stop, dude.
Don't stop.
I'm almost finished.
You sick sons of bitches, dude.
You guys are sick.
I was trying to show you this to make you all understand the dark side, the utter dark side of virtual reality.
I mean, for everything that was cool that I mentioned here earlier, you've got sick garbage like this.
You're supposed to be her tutor.
You're supposed to be her tutor.
And why are you breaking out that device?
Why are you breaking out that device for Christ?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
And look, people are, look at the chat room.
They're excited.
They're excited about this sick crap.
Oh, man.
Based VR waifus.
I can't wait.
Oh, man.
VR waifus.
I can't wait, man.
Based VR waifu.
You guys are fucking sick, dude.
I was trying to show you all that to show you all the goddamn dark side of virtual reality.
Do you understand me?
I was not showing you that so you could be like, hey, yeah, I got to get me a goddamn VR.
I need to get me a virtual waifu.
Anyway, folks, let me move on.
All right.
You get, you know, the VR kick that I want to go on.
You understand where the future's going.
I do want to say cheers first and foremost.
That's a porcelain beer.
I want to say cheers to Eastern Time for the $25 dono on the Saturday Night Troll Show, man.
Cheers to Eastern Time, man.
Thank you very much.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
Stop being so excited by seeing that virtual reality perverted garbage, man.
Look at the chat room.
Look.
Look.
I mean, they're excited.
They're excited for seeing this sick twisted crap, man.
Oh, God.
And look at it.
They're like, hey, ghost, why don't you buy that game?
Why don't you buy that game?
I'm so excited.
Look at these people in the chat room.
They want me to continue to play it.
They want me to continue to play it, man.
You guys are fucking sick.
Anyway, cheers to Eastern Time, man.
Thank you very much for the $25 dono.
Cheers, baby.
Play more.
Are you?
Are you kidding me?
Play more?
I'm not going to play anymore, man.
I'm not going to play anymore for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, this is just gross.
I just spent my mom's money to buy it.
Are y'all actually buying this game because y'all are watching it for Christ's sake?
Oh my God.
Play or end the show.
Look at these perverts, man.
You see?
I mean, as brilliant and as wonderful as virtual reality is, the dark side, man.
The freaking dark.
Wait a minute.
Are y'all actually buying this game, you sick perverts?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I threw up in my freaking mouth a little bit, you damn degenerates.
Oh, my.
I'm not, hey, asshole.
I'm not recommending the game, Chris.
I'm not recommending this game.
I'm not ghost quotes.
Tonight, we're summoned for a divine cause.
Remembrance, no, but for this.
I never said any of this.
All right, everybody, just shut up.
Human sacrifices for you.
I never said, and listen, I wasn't trying to convince you to buy the game, you stupid morning.
All right, I was just trying to show you the dark side of virtual reality, the perversion of virtual reality for Christ's sake.
And look at you people.
You're taking way too much gratification in me showing you this node video in which they're playing this virtual reality, sick-ass perverted whatever the hell it is, man.
Whatever the hell it is.
Jesus Christ.
VR anime.
Shut up.
All right.
Shut up.
Up.
Y'all want to see the rest of it here.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
Here, go ahead.
Play the rest of it since there being a bunch of perverts.
Diggle, Oh, no.
No.
Can't turn those tickle points off.
Oh, my God.
What's the point?
Whoa, you can disgusting.
Why would somebody even make a video game?
Oh, no.
Oh, no, you pervert.
Is that the first time you're fucking free?
You're supposed to be her tutor.
Miss, you need to get off.
God, I'm going to be in so much trouble.
All right, I'm going to get the fuck out of here.
Hold on, oh, my God.
Yeah, get out of there, you pervert.
Look at him.
He had to stop himself.
He was about to commit virtual rape.
He had to stop himself before he, you know, pulled out his digital song and gave her the in-out, in-out.
Oh, my God.
It was too hard.
The Capital Justice.
Now she's on her stomach.
I mean, what kind of game is this?
He's ill.
You should have to get this away when you're in the middle.
Why does he have that device?
Why does he have that device?
What?
She must have had a sore back.
You're her fucking tutor.
Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
You know what?
I better stop.
I got to stop this.
You're a bunch of perverts.
I mean, are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
I mean, is this a goddamn game?
For Christ's sake, I'm playing a game that involves swallowing VR pony.
Who gives a crap about you, you're so perverted?
Didn't I tell you that VRC lives?
Oh, my God.
What is this?
I just got the game.
I convinced my mom to buy it from you.
Your mom's buying you this game?
Homanta payments.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, whoever donated gas juice on VR, you're in a.
Man, why are you slapping her panty-ridden ass?
Oh, look, he's trying to take the panties off.
All right, I better get out of here.
All right, stop this crap.
Stop it.
Stop it now.
I mean, for Christ's sake, man, the dark side of VR, man.
The dark side of VR.
I mean, good God.
I'm not even joking, you man.
This is the dark side of VR.
And look at everybody in the chat room.
They're loving this crap.
They think it's a big joke.
This is not a joke.
All right.
All right.
We're ending.
I'm ending the talk on virtual reality right now.
That's enough.
All right.
That's a goddamn nu for Christ's sake.
I've had about enough of this garbage.
Jesus Christ.
Dark meme magician girl.
What is this?
He has that device because he uses it to relieve her of her stress so she can perform better in her studies.
Perform better in her studies.
You actually believe that bullshit there, uh, meme magician.
Local live, homantayment.
Oh, my God.
What is this, Nico?
What do you want?
Seriously concerned over how you're into that ghost?
I'm not in.
I was not into that.
I can't wait to tutor Ghost when he goes to VR.
Shut the hell up, man.
In the field of local live home.
Pregnant by VR.
Oh, my God.
Pregnant by VR.
Pregnant by VR.
All right, that's enough.
All right.
Look, somebody donated to ask me to look up some fucking video of somebody.
All right, what is this?
What is this supposed to be here?
It says failure gets assaulted and Alex arrested during Andy Worski's in real life stream.
I don't, you know what?
I don't want to fucking view that.
I don't care about Andy Worski, all right?
I don't care about that damn idiot.
I don't care about these people.
Jesus Christ.
I don't care about these people.
Oh my god, man.
What a what a virtual reality, man.
What a virtual reality this is.
I mean, I what an episode one of the 420 troll show, Saturday night troll show.
Here goes nothing.
And let me tell you, yeah, yeah.
Oh, God.
I need to, you know what?
I need a shot after that, all right?
I need a goddamn shot after watching that sick perversion VR.
And look, once again, thanks to the node guys for doing that.
And, you know, because I'm not buying that game.
I'm not doing that.
I'm not doing that for Christ's sake.
All right.
And by the way, since it is Saturday 420, I've got myself some Johnny Walker Blue Label.
Oh, yeah.
Needing a Shot After VR00:02:10
All right.
Let's go ahead and pour that in there, baby.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
Nice little shot.
Nice little shot.
And the reason I bought Johnny Walker Blue Label is because it's a holiday, man.
It's a holiday, man.
And I know that Johnny Walker put out that ridiculous cuckold connoisseur of Jane Walker.
But, you know, we're not talking about it.
Local Rio Home Entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Welcome, Ghost.
Now you can clop to ponies all day long on VR and no one will know.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Porn hub on VR.
Jesus Christ, man.
You see, that's all you people are worried about.
I am fixated on VR because of the possibilities.
You know, full immersion in gaming, you know, feeling fear, feeling excitement, you know, feeling suspense.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, that's why I'm done.
I'm not sitting here wanting to be subjected to a bunch of perversion like you poshole sniffing, bad period-smelling, anal cheese-loving, elongated foreskin-having yeast-infected sniffing pieces of dog shit.
It's what you people are, all right.
Anyway, I've got a shot here.
Once again, thank you, Eastern Time, for the $25.
And I want to say cheers to everybody who is here, chilling with me on the first YouTube edition of the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night troll show.
And by the way, whoever just donated for $2, clop on, brothers.
You're a bunch of sick bastards, all right?
Anyway, cheers, baby.
Cheers.
All right.
It's a Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
It's a Saturday Night Troll Show.
Cheers.
And cheers to the inner circle, by the way.
Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night.
In the field of local live hall men that came in.
Oh my God.
So you finally got off the dickle and back onto the Jane Walker pink label.
Saturday Night Cheers and Toasts00:06:20
Seventh Harvest.
Shut up.
Another name.
Jack yourself.
Jackler, all right?
This is a free format show.
To here goes nothing when there are still donations.
What are you talking about?
Jack yourself off, Jackler.
What are you talking about?
Local live home entertainment.
Simulator Payer 23.
Do you know there is an entire library segment of your old episodes made into anime?
No, no, I don't.
I hope not.
I sure as hell not.
Since it never happens in real life, he can only feel a woman not named his right hand on VR.
Shove it up, your ass ghost feeling a woman.
Go shove it up, you're all live, home entertainment.
Oh my god!
Here is an idea.
Eiffel towering your granny and VR with ice beside and shove it up like that.
Don't talk about my granny first and foremost.
Okay.
And secondly, CX is dead.
It's over, for Christ's sake.
You've got Poodie Pie, you know, donating a few shekels to those that were a part of the CX network because, I mean, it seems like most of the CX network is homeless now.
You know that?
Most of the people are part of the CX network are in some serious trouble.
All right.
I mean, take a look at Bjorn over there.
Bjorn, he lives in a socialist Denmark.
He decided that he was going to become an in-real life streamer on YouTube, made about, what, a $30,000 or $40,000.
His socialist government found out about it, and now he owes the socialist government of Denmark 20 grand for making that shit.
And if he doesn't pay it, he's going to go to jail.
So that's interesting, huh?
And then what else you got?
You got EBZ.
EBZ going nigg mode.
And, you know, he doesn't even have a place to live anymore for Christ's sake.
All right.
What about Mr. G?
Mr. G, the guy they met in Hawaii, for Christ's sake.
Mr. G is homeless.
I think he's living out of the back of a van or some crap.
All right.
I mean, I could go on and on.
I can go on and on for Christ's sake.
All right.
And by the way, nigg mode is EBZ songs.
One of his songs, baby.
All right.
The field of local balls.
That's one of his songs.
What is this?
Oh, my God.
VR Afterbirth Cereal, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut your stupid mouth.
I'm not racist, dude.
That's one of EBZ's songs.
Look, I'll show you, you son of a bitch.
Here, EBZ.
Watch.
I'm going to show you, sons of bitches.
Right there.
Right here.
Here it is, right here.
All right, here.
Here it is.
Here it is.
Let me show you.
All right.
You sons of bitches, you think I'm lying?
Here it is.
Look at that.
There it is.
EBZ.
What does it say?
What does it say right there?
All right.
Here's some of it if you want to hear it.
I don't mean to be plugging EBZ over here, but this is EBZ.
This is EBZ.
Amy Daly for two bucks.
Johnny Walker Blue Second Harvest.
Yeah, real funny.
And that's not the real Amy Daly.
Here, let me put it up some here.
Sometimes, sometimes I feel just like I'm doing it.
Yeah.
Me against the world.
It comes EBZ.
Everybody knows that I'm EZ.
Going Nig Mode style.
Hard times, those Nig Mode.
I'd rather get a cut, nigga.
Fuck the show.
Just like you got off feasts.
Keep the tempo.
I'm a game mine.
I'll be damned if I let go.
Yeah, I've been alive, but I ain't lived.
Yeah, I've been on the live trying to get the kiss.
I've been on the 40 dropside looking.
I ain't doing this shit to Ken.
I ain't lie nigga.
How you see me on the side?
All right.
I just wanted to show you, sons of bitches, that I'm not being racist.
That was one of his songs here, for Christ's sake.
All right.
And don't be sitting here talking garbage about EBZ songs.
Maybe that's a good song.
That's nigg mode, man.
I feel like going a little bit nigg mode.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, look, that's EBZ right there.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
What a Saturday night troll show this has turned out to be.
All right.
What a Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Saturday night.
Troll Show.
All right.
What else are we supposed to be doing here, huh?
What else are we supposed to be doing?
And shut up.
I'm not a racist, man.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, man.
Y'all remember we had a fish fry?
Was it a few weeks ago?
I invited my homeboys, Archie Lee and Kuda Bang.
You know what I mean?
Tyrone.
I mean, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, baby.
You understand that?
I'm not even joking.
I had a fish fry about a couple of friends.
That's three weeks ago, so freaking my boy Archie Lee and Kuda Bang were in the house, baby.
My boy Tyrone, baby.
So I don't know what the hell you're talking about, man.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black, baby.
All right.
let me go ahead and take a sip of this i happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be his spandex I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be muck-shoveling mix, krauts, wops, camel jockeys, kangaroo bangers, orientals.
I mean, I have a whole bunch of friends, baby.
I don't know what you people are talking about.
I'm a melting pot of friendship for Christ's sake.
I'm a nice guy.
God, I'm a nice guy, man.
I don't know why you sons of bitches are out here making these false indictments about me.
All right.
I don't get it.
What now, Nico?
Oh, my God.
Archie, Kuda, and Tyrone are going nigg mode on Mrs. Ghost right now.
Shut up, asshole.
I'm tired of Nico.
I'm telling you, I'm getting tired of your ass.
Breaking the Friendship Melting Pot00:02:52
Oh, my God.
Racist VR, and in real life, I'm not racist, man.
I'm not a damn racist.
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't know how many times I got to tell you, goo cheese-sucking, scat-snorting, fat, slut, taint-licking, colon, tenderizing, toe-jam-sucking, club-foot fetish-having pieces of dolls with balls, loving crap.
I don't know how many times I got to tell you people that unlisted ninja for two bucks.
If you're such a nice guy, then show us some anime titties.
Hashtag fart knocker.
Oh, that's great.
That's just great for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, that's just great.
You know what?
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
What a Saturday night troll show this has turned out to be for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer, man.
Jesus Christ.
And now y'all are making me belch.
What is this?
NiGro for two bucks.
Whoever the hell did that, you're a piece of crap, all right?
You're a goddamn piece of garbage.
Oh, my God.
Give me some more beer.
I need, I need some more.
I'm telling you, man.
And you know, I should be breaking out the devil's lettuce as well.
The grass, the marijuana, the wacky tobaki, the reefer, the poo smoke.
All right, that's what that's what I should be breaking out here.
I think I'm going to break it out here in a minute.
As a matter of fact, I cleaned the screen of my pipe so we can make sure to take some nice, full-on hits, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm talking iron lung type hits, baby.
You know what I'm talking about?
All right, let's go ahead and take a sip of this.
All right.
Since everybody out here has, you know, been somewhat of a good boy and girl, let's go ahead and let's go ahead and turn on.
Let's go ahead and turn on media share.
Okay.
Hold on.
Before I turn on media share, let me make sure I have the settings appropriate, okay?
Because, I mean, who the hell knows what's going to happen here?
Here.
Let me make sure I got the settings all right.
All right, settings good.
Settings there.
There it is.
Everything's good there.
All right.
I guess I'll go ahead and turn on some media share for the time being on this first YouTube edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show, baby.
Turning On Media Share Settings00:08:08
Oh my god.
What is this?
Participating.
Hold on.
What the hell did you just say?
What the hell did you just say?
Participating in a gangbang featuring your granny.
All right, shut up, you idiot.
All right, just shut your stupid stinking freaking hole already.
All right.
I'm not.
Stop talking about my granny.
My granny was a pious woman.
All right?
Oh, nothing like it.
Okay, this is the first media share.
What the hell are you?
What the hell you want to play?
What is it?
Because there is no cock like that.
No!
Send your asshole in the middle of the moment.
Of course, Cock.
Grab the loop and slam the day away.
Whoever broke my shaft is clean if I fall for a while.
I'm not even joking!
I think I'm drinking a foot or even ten o'clock I'm gonna shut it off!
I sent the next anthem at a football game.
I think he'll like the Slimer Shades.
I'm on some guy blowin' a fart!
Let me in, also planning on writing a member team series finale for MLK Fabric.
Was wondering what you want to do in it?
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna fart!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my good God.
And then, before I get to it, a call back just for you.
All right, the freaking panda.
Hold on just a second.
Mass Pony just donated 25 bucks and wants 300 bucks for the inner circle.
Oh my God.
Hey, Mass Pony, cart your ass down.
Thank you for the 25 bucks, Mass Pony, but calm down, all right?
Oh my god.
I mean, come on, man.
Come on.
Come on, for Christ's sake, man.
Hold on just a second.
All right, we've got a couple of text-to-speech or text-to-speech media shares.
This one right here was the freaking panda.
This is the freaking panda.
Look at Camel's ass.
Look at Moose's dick.
Suck my doggy's cock.
Sucky honeybatch's ass.
Oh, my God.
Suck my dark.
Stupid crap.
Sir, local wife.
I mean enough.
I mean, don't you, Miss Win.
Oh, my God.
Suck a rinsource quitty hole.
Shut this dog fetish crap.
This one's by Meme Magician.
Smoke weed every day.
Oh, 420 style.
Meme magician doing a little 420 minutes.
Smoke weed every day Shake a big ass.
Shake a dog ass.
Shake it and smoke.
Damn.
Next one is Mama Luigi.
Mama Luigi.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Not anime crap, please.
These are two anime girls kissing for Christ's sake.
Why would I want to look at something like that, especially on a 420 Saturday Night Troll show?
Oh, my God.
All right, shut this up, for Christ's sake.
Next one was by Infamous the Immortal.
What is this?
Shark Puffett defeats evil gnomes.
What the hell?
What the hell is oh my, what the hell is that?
What the hell is that?
Men's Rogue Info.
All right, who did the rogue?
Who did the goddamn rogue?
Hey, Ghost.
Here's another well-informed person.
Who did the rogue?
I've got all my hair, you see.
Oh, my God.
I've got all my hair, idiots.
Alright, this next one's by.
What the hell is this?
What the hell is this?
It's a bunch of.
Local live home in the cave.
Oh my god!
Happy 420 Ghost.
Keep away from the cave.
Oh, my God.
All right, you get this out of here.
The next one is by Pingas.
This is requested by Pingas.
Oh, my God.
What the hell is that?
What the hell is the what the hell is this?
And you can see.
Oh, my God.
They're spreading open an asshole with four sets.
Why?
See, you can see the fissure here.
Oh, and it's leaking.
All right, get this out of here for Christmas.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Look here, Branny said before I rape her.
Hey, who requested this crap?
Who requested this crap?
I'm going to be.
Let's go.
When I roll up the blood, let's go.
This one was by Simulator Player.
Simulator Player.
What you gonna do when they come for you?
Bad boys, bad boys.
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do when they come for you?
Ha ha This one is by the freaking panda.
Fuck you, crazy bitch.
Please give me huggy wuggies.
What the fuck are you saying?
How could this happen to me?
Hugging my stage, I've got nowhere to climb!
Fire!
X3!
Watch this!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
You would literally like this song.
Let's have a little look.
This one coming up is by my grannies and Andy.
Oh, my God.
AMD is better than Intel and NVIDIA.
Go Team Red.
Shut up, borking.
And I can't get up.
I've fallen and I can't get up.
I've fallen and I can't get up.
Shut up, asshole.
I'm not that old, okay, dude.
And I can get up.
I'm still strong enough to be walking around.
This next one's by Dark Me Magician Girl.
This next one, right here, Dark Mean Magician Girl.
Oh, man.
No, no.
Burn, baby, burn.
Disco and burn.
Red rum requested this.
This fucking guy in some tighty-whitey underwear is blowing a fire.
He's blowin' a damn fart!
Oh my god! OH MY GOD!
And here's iFart Food.
iFart Food requested this.
Disgusting iFart Food Requests00:08:58
Shut up, damn.
And there's a brony.
There's a stupid brony.
Long live on.
Jesus Christ.
Fucking roosty national anthem with a damn brony.
With a damn grony on it, for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
Alright, shut this stupid corny crap off.
This one's by Nico Angel.
My date's not big.
My girlfriend fucks my friend.
You say I'm down on my luck.
What is this, the puckery song?
It's a fucking party song.
Oh, it is.
It is a cop saw.
It is a cop saw.
Just once.
Oh, my God.
It's a cop song.
I've never heard this.
What the hell is this?
Hi, Ghost.
Is this a barking dog barking the Mario's name for Christ's sake?
Is this a dog barking the Mario Brothers name?
Oh, my God.
That's a very fruity dog, too.
It's a fruity looking dog I'm looking at.
Anyway, where's Nico Angel?
I'm Texas.
Get a dog, little buddy.
Get a dog.
This stupid son of a bitch, SpongeBob, make fun of Texas, boy.
Get a dog.
This goddamn mancho grab him, Homer.
Whenever they have to be over double damage, ridiculous, stupid SpongeBob.
Shut up.
And whoever's ghost-crippled Apple ever twisted.
I'll tell you what you need, Bernie Sanders, is you need somebody.
All right?
Somebody, some man to come into your goddamn life home and kick you out the back of the woods shit.
Oh early.
Oh, yeah.
Come on over here, take you underwears off.
Let me get my belt.
Your freaking belt off.
I get my damn belt off.
Oh, who did this?
Who the hell did this, man?
Oh, I know you can move the boy.
Oh, yeah.
Get up my apple.
Who the hell did this?
For Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah, you like that apple, huh?
I want you to take a bite of my apple.
Get on your dad.
The Callie fruit requested this one.
Easy, no, no.
I died for me.
Who has this much time on their hands to be pre-mixing Donald Trump with this kind of crap?
Seriously.
I'm not even joking.
I'm sick of these Donald Trump who remixes now.
That's my president.
Don't be besmerging my president, man.
Here's down for me, but I'm not sure.
Down for Eddie Guerrero control music.
Or an in Latino heat.
Or an African beach, Latino heat.
It's a latino heat!
Oh my god!
Eddie Guerrero!
RIP Eddie Guerrero!
PURO PINCHE LATINO HEAT!
Oh my god!
Alright, what is this?
This ass- Oh my god, there's some dude farting in his dog's face.
There's some dude farting in his dog's face and his dog is just like sitting there taking a whiff of it.
You sick son of a bitch.
This should be animal abuse.
This should be animal abuse.
Who in the hell would be farting in front of their dog's face?
You're a sick son of a bitch, whoever the hell this is.
And here's Nico Angel.
What is this?
Hitler is 47.
And all Germany delights to honor the anniversary.
We're not celebrating Hitler's.
And with him on a snooking base of hosted his chief henchmen.
We're not celebrating Hitler's birthday.
Admiral Reeder, advance to General Adams.
General Guy, who gets a step up to Colonel General.
This is Dark Me Magician, girl.
What the hell is this?
What the hell?
What the hell kind of crap is what is this?
Oh my god!
Spaghetti, What kind of anime fruit bowl music is this, Dark Mean Magician girl?
Footy ass crap is what it is.
All right, the next one is by meme magician.
Me magician requested this.
What is this?
What is this?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I mean, what is this crap?
The spinners, dude?
How old are some of you?
How old are you?
How old are some of you?
Alright, Captain Desi, hook this one up.
But look, that's not the real Captain Desi because this is musical blasphemy!
This is...
Alright, whoever's doing this to Pantera songs, you're a bunch of assholes, man.
Respect Pantera, man!
Respect Pantera!
For Christ's sake, anyway, dick bar, this is bigger.
Don't make me laugh.
I don't mean to kill the mood, but I've got a shit back.
How many remixes are out there for Christ's sake, man?
There's so many goddamn remixes for heaven's sake!
Jesus Christ.
Alright, we get it.
All right, enough remix.
This next one is by Azure Flag.
Ashes to ashes.
David Bowie.
Oh my god, Ashes to Ashes.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yes, I'm David Bowie.
I'm David Bowie, and I'm a little fruity.
Oh, my God.
Call me Davy.
Oh, yeah.
I'm David Bowie.
All right, that's enough of David Bowie for crying.
What is this?
Who did this?
Who did this?
Who did this spaghetti crap?
Who did this spaghetti crap, man?
Just let it slip.
Yo.
This Paul Spaghetti, he's weak on spaghetti, his vomit on his sweat.
I'm in this music video credit.
Spaghetti damn near killed me, dude.
That's called.
But he keeps on spaghetti.
Here's Notre Dame Infuego.
requested this.
Tested in Fwagos.
I'm gonna stop this.
I got to put an end to this garbage.
I'm going to put an end to this garbage, man.
All right, this one is by Mario Brothers.
Ending The Immortal Fart Garbage00:06:25
What?
Fart, dude!
Out of belches and farts.
I'm telling you, somebody got way too much time on the hands.
Way too much time.
This is by HBB Ghostly.
Congratulations.
Happy birthday.
Who the hell is this?
Who's a solid snake in your head?
It's not my birthday.
All right.
Oh, my God.
Happy birthday to you.
All right.
Nico Angel covered this one.
What is this?
What is this?
Me, magician girl.
oh there you go yeah that's what i'm talking about baby I'm in.
I'm in Mayberry.
Now go tell Ad B to give me some bean pies, or I'm going to give her a slap.
A happy-go-lucky Andy Griffith, baby.
Those were the days, weren't they?
Anyway, this is by Anarcho-Canadian.
I'm a human, and I'm the field of local lives.
Are you gentlemen?
More Alex Jones.
especially post-docs, have massive suicide rates.
Go ahead and say it, Alex.
My filters!
Son of a bitch.
I am a life force!
This is a human!
This is what we look like!
Alright, Alex.
This is by infamous The Immortal.
What is this?
VR chat?
What is this?
Is this Ugandian fucking VR chat?
What is this?
You know the way?
You know the way?
Next one is by Khabib.
Thank you.
Here's the thing that we're going to be checking in.
All you dumb Americans, get on your knees and you're face mecha.
You're face mecha now.
You're all open.
Face mecha now.
Oh, call the prayer there.
This is by Tijuana Genius.
What is this?
Hi, Billy Mays here.
Ah.
Hey, Billy, it's Carla.
What do you want?
I need you over at the studio for a production meeting.
Be shitting, Carla.
I'm hungry.
What?
Asshole.
Are y'all trying to make Billy Mays look bad?
Wait a minute.
Is that Billy Mays playing Pancara?
That's Billy Mays playing Cowboys from Hell Pantera.
Hi, Billy Mays here.
It's Billy Mays playing Pancara.
Sometimes in my dreams, I can't turn back the clock.
What?
See your filler weapon over in the spam box.
I can't live my family since the foShiboa bra.
That's the status quo you're given when you live in Arkansas.
So I won't even fib, I wanna do my sib.
The way she finds that rope is so tiny, goddamn whoops.
You can't think I'm sick of it.
Who the hell did I hoot you, sis?
I just can't lie, I must admit.
Advice for Brooke.
Post it.
If you are involved, give a little kiss to an oncoming train.
Who did this?
Who the hell did this, man?
How dare you, sons of bitches, sit here and besmirch Brooke?
All right, Brooke is a good listener, you scumbags.
Whoever did this is an asshole.
Here's Gurak.
Gurak requested this one.
Oh my god, why would I want to see a dog puking, Gurak, you sick son of a bitch?
Congratulations to your corporation, Carl.
Get that stupid, fruitful Swedish bastard.
Pootie pie out of my knowledge.
Get him out of here.
Get booty pie, Swedish meatball up.
You ass handin' asshole.
Oh, get him out of here.
Sick of booty pie.
Oops, didn't think we'd see.
I'll get used to your fast being out of the business.
Couldn't get any more fruitier than this son of a man.
Come on over here.
Come on, dog.
Coward, Alex, I know that I want to punch you in a nutshell.
I'll beat your goddamn ass, you son of a bitch.
Oh, you're intellectual, dumb ass.
You're cowboy real tough.
That ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
Yeah, go shove it up your ass, Alex.
What is this?
Who did this?
I like spaghetti.
We can barely hear it for Christ's sake.
Suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I can do it too if you want to.
The game is one fight's hard to play.
I'm going to lose it anyway.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Listen.
All right.
Removing Nazi Trump Remixes00:06:56
We have gotten to the end of the request for media share.
Thank God, okay?
I am going to turn this son of a bitch off here in the next two minutes.
Right when I say that.
Right when I say that.
Who the hell did this?
Oh, my God.
Happy 420 ghosts.
Baldy McNose here, asshole.
Baldy McNose here.
I got your nose hair, you son of it.
What do you request?
What is this?
What is this?
I see a couple of Japanese chicks bouncing around on the stage.
Is this metal in Japan?
What?
What the hell is this?
I'm trying to sit for oriental crap if I want it.
Freaking sick.
Get these Oriental wannabe metal head broads off my screen, please.
All right.
What the hell was that?
Seriously, man.
I mean, why are you people playing such ridiculous trash?
Especially on the first YouTube edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show, man.
It's 420.
It's a 420 troll show edition, man.
Here goes nothing.
Give me my goddamn drink.
I'm telling you, I can't get drunk fast enough, man.
I can't get drunk fast enough, for heaven's sake.
All right, I'm going to turn off.
Uh-oh, oh, we got right when I say that.
Right when I say that I'm going to turn off MediaShare, we got Nico.
It's not my birthday, Nico, you piece of shit.
Shut up.
And what the hell did you request for media share, Nico?
Screw you, Nico!
And screw you, punks, that are promoting Hitler's birthday today, you son of a bitch.
All right, screw you, people.
I am not promoting Hitler.
All right, you son of a bitch.
All right, get this, get this crap, get this Nazi crap out of here.
Get this Nazi crap out of here for Christ.
Let me tell you something, you punks.
All right?
This is not pro-Hitler.
All right?
What the hell are you talking about there, 420 cookie monster?
the hell did you request more trump remixes asshole More Trump remixes.
Stop besmirching my president with this stuff, man.
All right?
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Audio's broke again?
oh my god oh wait wait well what what is this The text of speech is out?
Hold on just a second.
All right.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Everybody just calm their asses down.
I don't know what that.
I don't know why this does this.
I really don't know why this does this at all.
I really don't understand why this does this at all.
It pisses me off.
It pisses me off to no end.
So let's try this again, okay?
This last one was by, hold on, let me go back and see who it was, buddy.
It was by hold on a sec.
What the hell's going on?
What the hell's going on for Christ's sake, man?
What the hell is going on, man?
Field of local live home entertainment.
Jesus Christ.
Hold on just a second, folks.
Hold on.
Hold on just a second.
Hold on.
Everybody, just calm your ass down.
Stop.
Stop donating.
Local live home man.
Stop donating.
All right, stop.
For fuck's sake, I gotta help.
I gotta hook this up.
Y'all can hear it.
It's back, right?
Okay, good.
All right, this is the Trump remix that y'all didn't hear for whatever reason.
69.
Now it's time for new, believable people, and we must do it.
If we don't control insiders, this will be over.
And come on, dude.
To lead by an age.
Come on.
I mean, why do you want to spread stuff lives?
Why are you dressing up?
And we must do it.
Find common ground.
Anyway, this next one is by Notre Dame is Lit LOL.
The field of walking.
I'm about to take you to a game off.
Taking a game off?
And it's some dude dressed like Abraham Lincoln.
It's some dude by Abraham Lincoln, dude.
Stop a nuclear war.
All right.
That's a game pop.
Gay box.
What is this?
What is this?
Ridiculous VR anime game.
Oh, no.
This is a VR anime game, man.
She twitched when you poked her.
Oh, no.
No, I don't want to see this.
I don't want to see some stupid, freaking scantily clad anime brawn.
This is disgusting, dude.
Who did this?
Who the hell did this, man?
Baldy McNose hair looks dead sexy in a mini skirt.
And who did this?
Who the hell did this?
And who's Sam Pepper?
Sam Pepper did this.
Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape!
Ha, man, come on!
Make a fucking dick.
The first date.
What kind of rape is this?
This is a rape song.
See, let me stand up.
Nobody's safe.
Not past the plate.
Oh, my God.
All right.
That's.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
What a bunch of sick bastards, man.
All right.
What a bunch of sick ass bastards.
I'm not even joking around.
All right.
Oh, my God.
And what is this?
All right.
Is this the one you requested, Miko?
Local live.
All right, what is this?
Oh, my God.
Nick Angel, 4,558, checking in.
All right.
Well, you're in.
I don't see.
You're not.
You didn't request anything on that one.
I'm going to turn off media requests, all right?
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
I know you are a corrupt ghost.
Not Corrupt Just Trolling Hard00:08:51
Wanna make a deal?
Come on.
Ha I'm not goddamn corrupt for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
All right.
I'm not corrupt.
You guys are just a bunch of assholes That are out here just being a bunch You're just jerks, dude.
You're just jerks.
All right.
Now, look, what I'm going to do now is I'm going to end media share because I think that's about it.
All right.
I think that's about it for Christ's sake because, you know, we don't need any of this.
I think that's about enough.
All right.
Seriously.
I mean, this is just, oh, Jesus Christ.
All right, turn it on.
They have been turned off.
They are now disabled.
Oh, my God.
I mean, I mean, it never ends, baby.
It never ends, for Christ's sake.
All right.
Now we have gotten through all the, you know, media shares.
You know, we've talked about VR.
We've done a lot of stuff here this evening.
You guys are lucky, all right?
All right, you guys are lucky for Christ's sake, all right, that I'm even here.
And hey, Hakushu, I don't have any goddamn, there's no $15 here.
All right, you guys, I'm looking at all the goddamn, hold on, hold on.
There's somebody that put their, they put their audio in the wrong shit.
They put the freaking, they put the goddamn, they put the goddamn video in the, hold on a second, in the wrong situation.
Hold on, I'm looking at all the lists here.
There's no fucking 15 bucks, you stupid idiot, for Christ's sake.
All right, look, let me go ahead and play this video since they did it.
They did, they did the wrong, they put the video in the wrong little fucking situation.
What is this?
Oh, wait a minute.
Is this Andrew Worski again?
I don't care about Andrew Worski, man.
Okay?
And whoever put Ghost Sandusky, you're a piece of trash.
All right?
For Christ's sake, man, I don't care about Andrew Worski.
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, who cares?
Who cares about Andrew Worski, man?
Who gives a shit?
What is this?
Ghost just martyred me.
Burn down the fucking Alamo.
Yeah, just shut up.
All right.
You better respect the Alamo.
Do you understand that?
You better respect the Alamo.
And you better remember the Alamo.
Do you understand me?
Freaking Andrew Worski.
I'm just, I'm so sick.
Hey, what is this?
Ghost salad?
I'll try asking again tonight since this show is going to be fantastic.
Can we please get the ghost salad recipe tonight?
How much you want me to pay for it?
I want that salad.
I will go out right now for the ingredients.
Please, ghost.
Oh, man.
I mean, look, I'm already putting on a Saturday night troll show, man.
All right?
I mean, I'm not even joking around, man.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Hey, look at this.
CX in the chat for two bucks and F the Alamo for two bucks.
All right, man.
Look.
I mean, look, how long have I been broadcast?
I've already been on here for two hours and five minutes.
Okay.
I mean, your guys should be, you should be kissing my ass that I'm even here right now.
You know that?
You should be kissing my ass.
But of course, you know, all I get is nothing but ridicule and trolling and all kinds of malarkey from you people.
And I just, you know, I just want a little bit of appreciation, but of course, I never get none, right?
I never get no appreciation.
You know what you sons of bitches do all the goddamn time?
Huh?
What you all do all the time is just troll, troll, troll fucking over and again, man.
Not even taking once to consider that, man, this is 4.20 Saturday.
Tomorrow's Easter.
And I still came up and did a damn Saturday night troll show, even after what you scumbags did to me on the ghost show this past Friday.
But do y'all give a crap?
No.
Y'all don't give a two rats.
I just even got mad at Mrs. Ghost because she was bothering me during the Saturday Night Troll show.
And do you people give two rats asses?
No, you don't.
I mean, Jesus Christ, man.
I should just cut this show off short, man.
I shouldn't be sitting here having to just, I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't even know why I have compassion for you people.
That's why I'm here.
I'm here because I've got compassion for you people.
And I don't know why.
I don't know why.
For Christ's sake.
Oh my God, man.
I'm just saying, folks.
All right.
I mean, we've done everything that you wanted to do here.
We've done everything that you wanted to do.
And look, now you guys are trying to threaten me with a troll war.
You idiot.
I'm here.
I'm doing the Saturday Night Troll Show.
You piece of crap.
If you keep threatening me, I'm getting the hell out of here.
All right.
I'm getting the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
What a bunch of scumbags.
What a bunch of goddamn scumbags you people are, man.
Trying to threaten me with a goddamn troll war for Christ's sake.
I'm sitting here.
I'm doing the goddamn show.
I'm doing the goddamn show.
And do you people give a crap?
No.
No, you don't even care.
You don't even give two rats asses, man.
Fucking assholes, man.
You guys are assholes.
You know, just for that, I'm going to sit here and you people are just going to have to listen to me drink my beer.
How do you like that?
You're just going to have to sit here and listen to me to drink my beer, you son of a bitch.
And don't say that I'm making empty threats.
All right, because I'll end this broadcast faster than you can say happy Passover, you son of a bitch.
Alright, give me my drink.
I'm telling you, I can't believe it.
You people have no fucking appreciation, man.
None whatsoever.
None.
I deserve more respect, man.
Do you understand what I'm telling you?
Huh?
You freaking dirty diaper-eating, dingleberry-extracting, herpy schlonghead, fluffing, anal cheese-loving, Cincinnati bow tie receiving pieces of nipple clamp-loving butt-plug-up the ass-looking chicken-eating cornboy trash.
All right?
That's what, oh, that's what all of you sons of bitches are, for Christ's sake.
And you know what?
I can't believe I'm in here.
And look at this.
Look at this.
Look at this.
Do it, bitch.
End it, no balls.
Fucking assholes.
I've got your bitch.
I've got your bitch, man.
I've got your goddamn bitch, man.
All right.
I've got your goddamn bitch.
And I'm so sick of you people, man.
I'm so sick of you people.
I shouldn't even be here.
You know what?
I should be chilling, doing something else.
All right.
I should be chilling with Mrs. Ghost instead of sitting over here getting mad at her because she's out here making noise when I'm broadcasting to you, stupid, unappreciative internet people punks.
Fucking Christ's sake, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
I mean, come on, man.
You monkey spanking, pud-pulling, squirrel-fisting, fart-fragrant expert having two girls, one anus-loving, jehooty, jaw-boning piece of crap.
Don't threaten me.
Do not threaten me with a goddamn troll war, or I'm ending this son of a bitch.
All right, do not threaten me with a troll war.
My Little Pony Intro Chaos00:03:54
I'm here doing the troll show.
I'm here doing the damn troll show, man.
No, I am.
Oh, my God.
The bill of local live hall meant it.
Hey, man.
Oh, my God.
Did you like my testicle surgery video yesterday?
Was that you, you sick son of a bitch?
Was that you?
Screw you, man.
That was disgusting.
That was disgusting, man.
That was goddamn disgusting, man.
For Christ's sake, what a Saturday Night Troll Show, man.
First YouTube edition of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
And this is what it is.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
And what is this?
Hokoru Takashi said that you paid $15 yesterday to play the MLP.
What is this?
MLP Season 9.
Are you kidding me?
Look, we'll play it for you there, Hakatuku, Tuka Takatuku, whatever the hell your name is.
All right.
All right.
You want to play the intro?
Oh, my God.
Look at these.
Look at these dorks.
Look at these dorks, dude.
Oh, my God.
Oh, geez.
Oh, my God.
I'm looking at some of these bronies and it's just, oh, good God.
What is this?
Hey, shut up.
Don't tell me what to do.
Do you understand me?
Nobody tells me what to do.
Nobody.
All right, play the stupid My Little Pony intro.
Here it is.
Here's Hakatushu.
This is for Hakatushu Kushu or whatever.
What the hell is this?
What is this?
What is this?
What the hell is this, man?
It's muted.
Oh, Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, my God.
It's I'm glad it is muted.
I'm telling you, I'm sick and tired of this stupid OBS doing this, man.
I'm not even joking around.
It's pissing me off.
It makes me sick.
All right.
What is this?
The Adam Woffin Division 4, you asshole?
Go shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Jesus Christ, all this stupid crap I got to do so I can.
All right.
Can y'all can y'all hear for Christ's sake?
Here.
Here.
Tell me if you all can hear this, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Tell me.
This is for Hakushu Takakushu.
Here it is.
It's the Friendship is Magic Season 9 or whatever.
Y'all hear this?
Are y'all hearing this?
Friendship Christmas.
Oh my God.
Hey, Hakushu.
Taki Spy.
Turn this down.
Oh, my God.
This is my little puppy.
Season.
All right.
That's for Hakatushu Takatishi.
All right.
All right.
And shut up, all you people that are out there saying, oh, no, this is good.
like it and by the way i'm glad it's the final season of uh my little pony my little pony Because we don't need any more of that perversion.
We don't need any more of this glamorization of cartoons and stuff.
All right.
I mean, just shut up.
All right.
Harsh Mellow Beer Time00:15:24
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
I need some more beer, man.
Goddamn right.
And I got some ice cold beer, baby.
Ice cold beer for the Saturday Night Troll Show.
First YouTube edition.
It's a 420 troll show, baby.
Woo!
All right.
All right.
Let me go ahead and pour the rest of this.
And I'll go ahead, since it is 420, I think I should be breaking out the wacky tobacco, the devil's lettuce, the reefer, all right?
The chronic, the poo smoke.
Woo!
Let's go ahead and do it.
As a matter of fact, I got me some new, some new stuff here.
I've got me some blueberry kush, baby.
Blueberry Kush, baby.
Of course, it's a hybrid strain.
And it's coming in this loud lock bag, baby.
Loud lock bag.
Let me go ahead and take some of this out here.
I mean, this son of a bitch in weed looks blue.
It looks like blue, for Christ's sake.
It's fucking blue or something, man.
It's like blueberry kush, man.
All right, where's my pipe?
Give me my pipe.
Give me my goddamn pipe for Christ's sake, man.
It's 420.
All right, it's 420 up in this son of a bitch.
All right, let me empty this pipe out for Christ's sake.
I just cleaned the screen.
All right, and I had a little bit before I had the big ass barbecue so I can have the good munchies.
And I was able to eat like a T-bone steak, a slab of ribs, a piece of chicken, some shrimp, some Opa sausage.
Opa!
So yeah, pretty good stuff, baby.
Pretty good stuff.
Oh, man, blueberry Kush in the house, baby.
420.
And, you know, believe it or not, this Mexican kid that I hook it up with when it comes to this tetrahydrocannabinol, he sells candy apples on the corner out here in San Antonio.
He actually had himself some edibles.
And I was a little skeptical on getting them because from what I understand, if you eat marijuana, you know, you'll be like, you know what?
It's not affecting me.
And then like three hours later, you're high for like 15 hours.
So I don't know.
You know, I got shit to do.
I can't, you know, I can't do that.
You know, I can't be high for no 15 hours.
You know, I got things to do, baby.
All right.
But I told him next round, I'll consider getting some edibles.
All right.
I'll consider doing it.
I just don't want to freak out.
There's people that freak out on this stuff.
You know, some of these people that eat these edibles, they think they're going to goddamn die and stuff.
You know, their heart starts racing.
They have horrible panic attacks.
And that's the last thing I want is a goddamn panic attack when all I'm doing is trying to get a little high.
I'm trying to get high.
Anyway, let me go ahead and load this bowl here.
And we're going to go ahead and take some, we're going to take some smoke, baby.
We're going to take some smokes.
All right, here we go.
I got a new lighter.
It's still a Bic lighter, but it's, you know, Bic is starting to make lighters with like, I don't know, positive messages on them.
This one says, enjoy the little things.
I mean, why in the hell would you want anything positive on a lighter?
I mean, whenever you got a lighter, you're lighting things on fire.
You know what I'm saying?
You're lighting up a cigarette.
You know, you're lighting up, you know, a fireplace.
I mean, I mean, come on, man, enjoy the little things.
All right, let me go ahead and smoke some of this.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there who's chilling with me on the Saturday Night Troll Show 420 edition.
All right.
Thank you very much.
Cheers, baby.
Cheers.
Oh, God, man.
That's some good stuff, man.
It's got the eyes watering.
It's got the mucus coming out the nose.
You know what I mean?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Let me go ahead and smoke some of this.
I mean, smoke some of this.
I need to blow my nose.
I don't even know what I'm saying, man.
I'm telling you, it was a clean ass screen.
What the hell is this?
You know, this light up like light up Notre Dame.
Light up Notre Dame.
What is this?
Nico Angel.
Enjoys.
Enjoy Ghost Dick, Bic.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Freaking.
You know what, Nico?
You got a lot of fucking problems, dude.
You got a lot of fucking problems.
I'll tell you that right now.
You got a lot of goddamn problems, Nico.
All right.
You got a lot of goddamn problems for Christ's sake.
All right.
What is this?
Enjoy the little things.
Ghost, I think that's your wife's lighter.
It's not my wife's lighter, you son of a bitch.
Sit there and shut your stupid steak and salmon-smelling hole.
All right, enjoy the literature.
Not my wife's lighter.
My wife doesn't smoke.
All right, Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, it's a 420 troll show.
I mean, why are you guys trying to harsh my mellow, dude?
Why are you trying to harsh my mellow?
Jesus Oh, enjoy ghost wheelchair, man.
Shut up, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I need another tissue, man.
I need to give you another tissue, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God, man.
I'm so out of it for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God.
I'm so out of it.
Now I could, now I could feel it, man.
Now I can feel this son of a bitch.
And shut up in the chat room saying Juno's.
All right.
You guys are anti-Semitic assholes for saying that.
Is this Nico?
What is this, Nico?
Oh, look, Nico's trying to get it psychological.
I'm your friend, and I'm sorry for anything I might have said.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, right.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, man, why are you trying to harsh my mellow, man?
It's a 420 troll show, man.
All right, it's a 420 fucking troll show, man.
It's the first YouTube edition of the Saturday night, Saturday night, Saturday night troll show.
And this is how you people are treating me, man.
You know that?
This is how you people are treating me, man.
Son of a bitch.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
I'm telling you, I love beer.
In the words of the Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, I like beer.
I like beer, boy.
That's what I like.
I like beer and I like it and I like it a lot.
Oh, my God.
I like it and I like it a lot.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm not an addict.
All right.
I'm not an addict.
I'm not an addict, dude.
All right.
I'm a connoisseur up in here.
I mean, I got all kinds of beer.
I just bought some Johnny Walker blue label for the holiday season.
I'm not, I'm not.
All right.
Just shut up.
All right.
And Poindexter Rose, shut up.
All right.
Who asked you?
Jesus Christ.
Who asked you?
Especially a lot of you sons of bitches in this chat room.
I'll tell you this right now, man.
You guys are lucky that you're in a fiber optic world that we call the internet because I'm not even joking.
If you were face to face, if we were in a barroom, I'd be beating each and every one of your asses, man.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, I would stop a mud hole in each and every one of your asses, kick it dry, and then take a dirty yellow bubbly piss in it.
And all you sons of bitches can do is look back at me with a yellow smile about it, boy.
Do you understand that?
I'm a bad man.
I don't think you people understand how badass I am for Christ's sake, man.
I get into bar brawls for exercise.
Field of local live home marriage.
What the hell is this aesthetic?
Ghost, what the hell, man?
Where were you?
We had to open the first annual clop.
This fucking aesthetic is talking to me with a poppin'.
You completely clop, Is this it?
Oh, I am.
Granny's loose badge.
Man, can you all stop talking about my granny, man?
Seriously, man.
My granny was a pious woman, man.
I mean, in the field of local live hollows.
She's all my mud hole, man.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Nico, you see, this is the kind of talk.
This kind of shit I'm talking about with you sick bastard ass.
This is what I'm talking about.
What is this, man?
What is this, man?
And let me tell you, you people in the chat room thinking that I'm some kind of internet tough guy.
I'm not an internet tough guy.
I'm a tough guy, baby.
You understand that?
You know what I'm saying?
I'm a tough son of a bitch.
All right.
I mean, I'll stop a teeth somebody's gullet for looking at me cross-eyed, boy.
You understand that?
And even if they don't mean to look at me cross-eyed, they just got a whacked out eye.
I'll slap their eye back into whack just to do them a favor.
I'm not joking around, man.
You people out here, you think I'm a joke.
I'm a bad man.
All right.
People walk around me, baby, because I'm a bad son of a bitch.
Do you understand?
I mean, I've told you a thousand times if I clinch my fist, go outside, put my fist in my pocket, I could be taken to jail for carrying lethal weapons.
Do you understand that, boy?
I'm not joking around.
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
All right, I could take two, three men at a time.
I'm not even joking around.
I'll beat your ass.
And let me tell you, you sons of bitches in the chat room, you think that I'm a bunch of crap.
Why don't you come on down here to Texas?
Come on down here, Texas, and say that to my face and see if I don't slap your ass around like you're an old broad.
All right?
I'm not even joking around.
I'll leave a hole in your face with one punch.
All right?
I'm not even joking around, man.
What is this?
Granny's Krusty Vague.
Shut up.
Shut up, you stupid bad.
Whoever the hell did that, shut your mouth.
And here's Nico Angel over here.
Oh, oh, now you punch nerds like me for breakfast.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, I'm not even kidding around, man.
I mean, I will whoop your ass, Nico, and Granny's Krusty Vag.
And what it's muted.
Fucking piece of shit, OBS, man.
This goddamn OBS is a piece of shit, man.
I'm telling you this right now.
What a piece of garbage.
Let me do this again.
Here's Granny's Krusty Vag.
Can y'all hear that?
Stupid, man.
Oh, God damn it, man.
For Christ's sake.
I'm so sick of this stupid OBS.
I'm not even fucking joking around, man.
OBS, get your shit together, man.
Get your goddamn shit together for Christ.
Here, Granny's Krusty Vag one more time.
How's this?
In the field of local live lives.
Can y'all hear that?
Oh, my God.
I'll beat you so hard, you'll end up getting rim jobbed at Goliad 1836.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
And then who is this?
I see local live.
Oh, my God.
Real swift.
And here, here's this aesthetic.
In the field of local live hall meant it, oh my God.
Hey, ghost, that wasn't me.
I don't know who is doing the annual clop-off crap.
As a member of hashtag Bronies for Ghost, we would never congregate to do something that disgusting.
Look, we're not even talking about that.
I'm not in the privacy.
I'm not even joking.
We got to have a talk, aesthetic.
I'm not joking.
In the field of hall meant it, payment.
I'm a god.
Ghost boomer technician, shut up.
And whoever put fixed TTS Homo for two bucks, he'll shove it up your ass.
And here's the replay of Nico Angel.
Oh, my God.
I punch nerds like you for breakfast.
Step up, nigga.
Yeah, let me tell you something right now.
You ain't seen a real badass son of a bitch until you met this man right here.
I'm not even joking.
You know, you guys are big tough guys over the internet.
All right.
But let me tell you, if I saw you in real life, y'all would be cowering under your mama's skirt faster than you can say.
I don't want none.
I don't want none.
I'm not even joking around, baby.
I'm not even joking around for Christ's sake.
I'm not kidding.
Punching Nerds For Breakfast00:15:24
All right.
And look, you sons of bitches think I'm some kind of an internet tough guy.
I'm a real fucking tough guy.
Do you understand that?
I'm a real tough guy.
You should see my arms, man.
I got fucking Popeye arms.
You know that?
I got fucking Popeye forearms for Christ's sake.
All right.
I could knock out a cow.
You understand?
Just punch a cow, knock it the fuck out.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm a bad son of a bitch.
Look, I don't want to continue to talk about this because I'm telling you.
I just, I just, just, just, just shut up.
All right.
Just everybody, just shut your mouth.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
I'm not bragging nothing up for Christ's sake, man.
I got Popeye arms over here.
All right.
I'll donkey punch your mother into submission, boy.
Piece of crap.
Give me my freaking beer.
I got a lot of people over here talking a lot of crap on the internet, boy.
I'm telling you, you're flapping your fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard like y'all are a bunch of tough sons of bitches.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'll whoop your ass.
I would whoop the.
Look, I don't want to talk about it.
All right.
Look, just sit there and shut your mouth, all right?
And appreciate that I'm doing the first YouTube broadcasted troll show here.
Play the brown note on God.
What the hell does that mean, you idiot?
What the hell does that mean?
All right.
The chat room.
What is this?
You get to radio graffiti.
Get to radio graffiti.
I'm not muting anything, man.
This fucking stupid OBS shit pisses me off, man.
Fucking shit, man.
What a bunch of crap.
I'm not even joking.
OBS, you fucking suck, dude.
OBS sucks.
All right.
I'm going to try to look for another solution.
Stop donating, dude.
I don't know what the fuck's going on.
I'll replay these stupid dumb.
You know what?
Shut up.
Oh, oh, what?
You somebody out of Houston?
Huh?
Somebody out of Houston trying to talk garbage?
Huh?
Huh?
Is that it?
Somebody in Houston trying to talk garbage over here to me?
Are you kidding me?
Here, let's go back to, you know, here.
There's this one.
We'll replay this one.
Can y'all hear that?
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Didn't we tell you to get to radio graffiti?
You'll be lucky if I get to radio graffiti.
All right.
Here's Scatman.
In the field of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
Real tough guy.
Ghost, weren't you just crying like a little bitch last night about being bullied on the internet?
Yeah, real tough right there.
You all seriously can't hear this crap, man.
You guys are really pissing me off about this shit.
This fucking stupid, dumbass fucking goddamn OBS garbage is pissing me off.
And this whole, the whole fucking thing is pissing me off, man.
I mean, I shouldn't even be here.
All right.
I shouldn't even fucking be here doing this fucking shit for you fucking ungrateful people for Christ's sake.
I mean, you pie, you people piss me off.
I'm not even joking around.
I mean, I should have a little bit of fucking appreciation for Christ's sake.
In the field of local live streams.
I'm so sick.
Oh, my God.
These little San Antonio faggots like you for breakfast.
Oh, you're all Dallas duplicates for lunch and ghosts.
I'll take you so hard.
That is not a threat.
It is a promise.
Oh, yeah, it's a promise.
Well, come on down here.
Come on down.
In the field of local live hall men.
Oh, my God.
I'll stop pretending to be aesthetic now.
He hasn't done the last couple pieces.
He's fucking aesthetic.
He's an all-right dude.
Just wanted to let you know you don't need to have a talk with him.
Anyways, have a good night, ghost.
Oh, my God.
The fake aesthetic.
All right.
True Helen Keller Radio.
Whoever the hell did that for two bucks.
Real, real funny asshole.
All right.
Listen.
I'm not in a very good mood.
All right.
I'm not in a very good mood.
This fucking OBS makes me sick.
All right.
I'm out here, you know, just trying to do a Saturday Night Troll show.
And, you know, it's just not fucking working.
It's not fucking working.
And I don't appreciate it one bit.
All right.
And look, you sons of bitches in the chat room thinking that you can win a fisticuff fight with me, you better stop dreaming.
All right.
I mean, you sons of bitches that think that you can beat me up, I guarantee you that you're sticking a large piece of furniture up your anus or you put a condom on a G.I. Joe and you're sitting on it because you're having delusions of grandeur if you think that you can even match up to this man right here.
And like I've told you each time again, you better not, you better not have some woman in the vicinity of my voice.
All right.
I'm not joking.
You notice that I'm getting more and more of a woman contingent when it comes to the demographic of this broadcast because women are finally realizing that there are still real men alive out here and not everybody's a goddamn soy boy piece of trash like you sons of bitches out there that are out here waxing your carat to waifus and virtual cartoon women.
All right.
I'm telling you right now, you better hope that you don't have your mommy, your auntie, your granny, your sister, your girlfriend, your wife.
You better not have them in the vicinity of my voice.
I'll tell you that right goddamn now.
I'll tell you that right now.
All right.
What is this, Nico Angel?
What is this?
I love watching.
I love watching a boomer homo trying to figure out technology.
All right.
Shut up.
Oh, press P to punch.
I'm a San Antonio.
I'm not going to say that.
Who keeps running his mouth?
I'm not running my mouth, you son of a bitch.
All right.
I'm not running my goddamn mouth.
All right.
I'm sitting over here telling you sons of bitches how it is.
So you all just sit there and shut your mouth.
And wait, who is this?
Constancy Valdor said, girlfriend heard your voice and went to the other room disgusted.
She didn't go to the other room disgusted, boy.
She's in the other room putting a large phallic shaped object up her damn twat, listening to the manly dominance that I'm throwing around this goddamn internet like it ain't shit.
All right, I'm not even joking around.
All right, she's putting a massager to her private parts listening to this man right here.
All right, that's why she left the room.
All right, and if she can't find anything else, she'll put a couple of fists up there.
Whatever it takes, I guarantee you that your girl is in the next room creaming out her pantyhose listening to this man right here.
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right.
And look at this.
Your voice put my girlfriend to sleep.
Yeah.
Why don't you look under the covers and see where her fucking fingers are there?
Huh?
How you like that red rum?
Huh?
How do you like that, red rum?
She went to sleep.
Yeah, right.
She's coddling.
She's coddling a fist where the sun don't shine.
All right.
What is this, Nico Angel?
Punch, punch, punch.
Take that bitch.
Punch, punch.
I got your bitch.
All right.
I got your damn bitch.
All right.
I'm not even joking, man.
I mean, I've seen the woman demographic of this show go higher because they're realizing that, man, look at this guy.
We got men here.
I mean, you know, this world isn't filled with a bunch of soy boy fruit bowls.
You know, we got a real man here, boy.
We got a real goddamn man.
Woo!
I'm not even joking around, man.
I'm not even joking.
I think that you better, if you're within the vicinity of a woman, you better check up on her.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
All right, I'm going to tell you that right goddamn now.
Oh, my God.
And somebody said, my girlfriend says you're gay.
Yeah.
Are you sure you have a girlfriend?
Are you sure you don't have a slag with a meat bag?
Huh?
Oh, you like that, huh?
Are you sure you don't have a slut with nuts?
You son of a bitch.
All right.
Everybody's getting all hate.
Oh, look, everybody's getting all hater all of a sudden.
Everybody's getting all hater all of a sudden.
How quaint?
How quaint?
What is it?
Still muted dummy work?
Hey, asshole.
I don't know what the hell to tell you, sons of bitches, man.
I mean, it is what it is.
I have no idea what the hell's going on for Christ's sake, man.
I have no idea for Christ's sake.
Wait a minute.
Hold on.
My sister heard you and she said even more, she's even more lesbian now.
Is that what you said?
She's even more lesbian.
Your fake manly voice is turning her off men for good.
Yeah, right.
Let me tell you.
It depends on what kind of a lesbian your sister is, okay?
Okay.
Is she like a bullnose bulldyke?
All right.
Because if she's a bullnose bulldyke, there's no help in her.
If she's one of these fat, slovenly, disgusting bullnose bulldykes, you know, it is what it is.
All right.
I ban Ezzo for two bucks.
That's a name from the past.
Here's Boat.
You got some exciting news?
And you're going to update me in 45 days.
What is up with this?
What are you doing, Boat?
What are you doing?
What are you guys doing, man?
Jesus Christ, man.
All right.
I'm so sick, dude.
I'm just, I want to end this broadcast.
I shouldn't even have been here today to begin with.
I want to be completely honest with you.
I shouldn't have even been here to begin with.
I'm not kidding.
I just, I shouldn't have been here to begin.
I should have just said, screw you people.
You people don't care about me.
You people think that, you know, I'm just, you know, some kind of some kind of object for your cyberbullying.
You know, object for your cyberbullying, for Christ's sake, man.
Good God, man.
And I don't appreciate it, man.
You know that?
I mean, you know, y'all guys are real tough over the internets, man.
I'm your object for cyberbullying.
I get it, man.
But I'm telling you, man, I would get my pimp hand strong on you, sons of bitches, man.
I would conjure up the spirit of Ike Turner, lay the smacketh down on your ass, and make you look like Tina Turner on a bad Sunday.
Jesus Christ, man.
Give me my beer.
I'm telling you, man.
You make me sick.
You know that?
And you know, to be honest with you, I'm looking at the chat room and all you people that are talking garbage, which are mostly males, you're the kind of fruit bowls that question your sexuality every time you take a big shit.
You know what I mean?
You're that type of fruity egg.
Field of local live home man that hey.
What is this?
Stop trying to lure myself.
Shut up, sister.
I'm not luring your fucking teenage sister, you piece of crap.
All right?
I'm not joking.
Each and every one of you, I guarantee you, you're questioning your sexuality every time you take a big turn.
You look down at that commodity.
It's got to be 10 inches.
Oh, my God.
Nico Angel, let's pray for all those who were scammed.
Shut up, Nico.
All right.
Just shut your mouth.
I'm reading it.
I see it.
I acknowledge it.
Shut your mouth, son of a bitch.
And I think some of you people are just lying your asses off.
You're just trying to fucking piss me off over here.
All right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Real funny.
Real funny.
Saturday Night Trolls.
So real fucking funny, you idiots.
Especially you, Nico.
I'm telling you.
You know what, Nico?
You sound like a half-pint son of a bitch.
It's about 5'4 ⁇ , and maybe a buck ten soaking wet.
Because that's the only people I know that are named Nico.
All right, some little small, little half-pint son of a bitch.
And let me tell you something right now.
I would literally just kind of throw you around like a goddamn ragdoll.
I would ragdoll your ass all over the fucking place.
You know it and I know it.
What is this?
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
All right, dick with tits.
You son of a bitch.
You son of a bitch.
And whoever obliges what this son of a bitch just said, you're in hot water with me.
I'll tell you that right damn now.
All right, you're in hot damn water with me if you continue on with this son of a bitch.
You're my goddamn drink.
God, man.
Ugh.
Oh, my God.
What is it?
Johnny Baller Fic.
Happy 420.
Happy 420.
Love you.
Go smoke up, man.
I'm trying to smoke up.
I'm trying to drink.
But when you have to deal with, you know, internet digital scum like I'm dealing with with these goddamn trolls, you know, it's not very happy, go lucky kind of a situation when you're trying to, you know, smoke a little reefer and drink.
You know that?
And, you know, it's just, it is.
It is what it is.
All right.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
I mean, what was this?
Blackberry, Blackberry, end it because the show's boring.
Why don't you go eat a bean pie and go watch Kearney Thomas?
Go watch that son of a bitch.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Punch ghost into pussy.
Keep pressing P. Don't listen to this idiot.
All right.
Don't listen to this idiot.
Son of a bitch.
What a troll.
You know what?
I should just end this son of a bitch right now.
And, you know, maybe, maybe I'll come back on Monday.
Maybe I won't.
You know, maybe I'll come back.
Maybe I won't.
I mean, who the hell knows?
I mean, you know, I deserve more respect than this.
Taking Hits Of Stupid Freaking Stuff00:02:57
I can tell you, son of a bitches, that right now.
I deserve more respect.
Do I have any more in this fucking bowl?
Here, let me put a couple of flakes on this bowl before I hit this up.
Let me put a couple of flakes on it for Christ's sake.
All right.
I deserve more respect, assholes, in the chat room.
And I'm looking at you.
I deserve more respect.
And look at him.
Go die, old man.
All right, die.
You deserve a punch in the face.
I mean, these are the people that are listening to me.
I'm telling you right now, you're lucky we're not in a damn barroom.
I'd fucking kick the fuck out of you people.
I beat the shit out of you people, man.
I kicked the living bee Jesus out of here.
Look, just shut up.
Look, all of you in the chat room, just shut up.
Just shut your mouths already.
All right?
If you're not going to say anything positive, I'm going to implement chat room martial law.
TTS muted again.
Look, I don't know what to tell you.
It's not muted.
It's not goddamn muted.
It's this freaking, I don't know what the hell this is.
I don't know what the hell this is.
I don't know, but you know what?
I'm tired of it.
And OBS, you know, what the fuck?
I've already updated and updated and updated and updated and updated.
But it is what it is.
Look, shut up.
I'll implement chat room martial law right now.
If you son of a bitches, do not.
You don't stop.
If you don't stop, if you don't stop, you're in serious trouble.
All right?
No, I am.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm a building of local live home entertainment.
Oh, my God.
What is this?
Ghosts, punchable face.
Keep pressing P in the chat to punch ghosts pussy.
All right.
look i'm not even joking i'm thinking about i'm i'm i'm i'm not even kidding around man I don't even know what I'm doing here.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Let me take another fucking hit of this stupid freaking.
This is supposed to be 420, man.
I'm not having a very good 420, man.
That was a little better.
That was a little better there.
Here, let me pop my neck, man.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
I feel this one.
Let me pop the oven.
See, it's all I need.
Just a little bit of a tension breaker.
You know, that's all I needed, man.
Just a little bit of a tension breaker for Christ's sake.
All right.
Jesus Christ, man.
I have another hit.
Lazy Ass Boomer Mood Swing00:17:01
I hate Big Gliders, man.
I hate big gliders, dude.
Oh, what?
It's 4.21 now.
Oh, is that it?
Oh, it's like it's 12.05 a.m.
Oh, it's East Star.
It's East Star.
Happy Eastar and happy Passover.
All right.
And by the way, you know, you're going to be able to see the Eastern star, which is Lucifer, which is the son of the morning.
So just FYI, that's what you're celebrating.
All right.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Anyway, let's go ahead and, I don't know.
What the fuck do I want to do?
I've been here almost two hours and 50 minutes.
I've been taking nothing but besmirchment from you people.
And as a result, I don't even know what I'm doing.
I mean, this is, you know, I don't know what I'm doing.
I don't know what to do.
All right.
All right.
I should have passed over this show.
Well, get the hell out of here, you fucking punk.
Get out of here then.
Get out.
Don't be disrespecting Passover like that.
I saw who you are in the chat room.
You're in hot water.
You say something like that again.
I'm banning your ass out of here.
I'm banning your ass out of here, son of a bitch.
Give me my smoke.
You need my smoke.
Oh, yeah, there we go.
You got to hold it in.
Hold it in, let it hit the brain.
Get all dude.
Oh, man.
Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, man.
Oh.
Wow.
Now, that's what I'm talking about there, for Christ's sake.
All right.
That's what I'm talking about.
All right.
Hey, wait a minute.
Somebody's saying I'm becoming a chat room fascist.
Hey, asshole.
This is the Saturday Night Troll Show.
This is my show.
All right.
I can do what I want.
All right.
You son of a bitch.
Don't be sitting here trying to talk to me that way.
Who is this?
Trod?
What's the difference between an eight ball of cocaine and a four and a half year old baby?
Eric Clapton would never have let an eight ball of cocaine fall out of a 49 story window.
Ah, dude.
Man, that's that.
Why was that appropriate right now?
Why was that even appropriate?
Trod.
And for y'all those that don't know, Eric Clapton, unfortunately, lost his child because his child crawled out of his 49-story, you know, penthouse or whatever and fell down to the ground.
And that's why that song Tears in Heaven was written because, you know, he was upset and, you know, talking about his kid.
Talking about his kid, tears in heaven, you know, it's pretty, pretty harsh.
And then this macabre asshole, Trod, has to make a big fucking joke about it.
I mean, you know, what a bunch of macabre assholes, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, you know, it's 12.08 a.m.
It's like Easter, right?
I mean, shouldn't y'all be more closer with the Lard right now?
And you people, you know, should not be doing this kind of macabre horse shit?
I mean, this is macabre, dude.
This is just macabre, man.
Oh, God, man.
I'm not even joking around.
Enough, all right?
Enough.
I'm not kidding, man.
I mean, it's Easter.
I mean, shouldn't y'all be closer with the Lard, man, and be like, no, I shouldn't be doing that kind of stuff.
I shouldn't be doing that kind of macabre type of thing, you know?
I mean, this is macabre, dude.
Jesus Christ, what is this?
The field of local baby back clapped.
Oh, my God.
It bounced to ghost.
I tell you, you trolls, you know, you never cease to amaze me the depths of your depravity.
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean, sometimes I think that, look, they can't get any lower than this.
They can't get any more macabre than this.
You cease to amaze me.
You just fucking, every day, it's like it was like the standard has gotten lower and lower.
For Christ's sake, man.
Ah, some asshole that lives in my block that has a, has a, he has a motorcycle and thinks he's a badass, you know, his 50-year-old with one of those fucking Harley-Davisons and all that shit.
All right, look, folks, I'm so, I'm so tired.
You know, you all have sucked the energy out of me on this Saturday Night Troll show, man.
And I'm not even kidding around.
This is just fucking sick, man.
I'm just, I'm so sick.
All right.
Look, let's just, and shut up.
I'm not a tired boomer, you idiot.
I'm just tired of you, internet people.
I'm over here.
I'm producing for you people.
I'm doing what I can.
I gave you the troll show.
I'm out here doing, you know, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 8:30 Central Time.
I'm doing all this crap, and you people don't even give two rats asses.
All right, it's a Saturday night out here.
It's 12:11 a.m.
I mean, who the hell is this?
Clapton Kid Road Pizza.
Clapton Kid Road Pizza.
You see what I'm talking about, man?
You see what I'm saying here?
I mean, I don't understand why I have to put up with this crap, man.
I've been giving and giving and giving to you, trolls, and you people don't even give a shit.
You know what I mean?
And by the way, you sons of bitches, aside from me doing everything for you, dumbass trolls, you people continue to threaten me.
You continue to threaten me with a troll war.
You continue to threaten me with this.
Look at this.
Look at this asshole.
Lazy ass boomer.
Lazy ass boomer, for Christ's sake.
Real, real great, real fresh.
I'm not a lazy ass boomer, you son of a bitch.
You're lucky I'm even here.
You're lucky I'm even here.
Flat baby.
Why is everybody bringing up Eric Clapton's unfortunate situation?
Why?
Can somebody explain this to me?
What is this?
If you hear me squeak, would you know this wheelchair in heaven, man?
Fuck you, man.
Fuck you, man.
I SHOT THE FUCKING GOD SHOT OF A BITCH How dare you, sons of bitches, man?
How goddamn dare you, man?
Man, I'm telling you, man.
Y'all don't deserve shit after this.
I'm not even joking, man.
Y'all don't deserve nothing, man.
I mean, I was having a good show with you, sons of bitches.
I was talking to you about virtual reality.
I want to go into virtual reality.
All that crap.
Oh, God.
But this is, this is what I've got to put up with, huh?
This is what I've become for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
All right, listen.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
Don't fuck with me.
I'm not joking, man.
Don't fuck with me.
I'm not in the mood.
I'm not in the goddamn mood.
Don't fuck with me.
I'm not in the damn mood, man.
I'm not joking.
I'm not just shut your stupid mouths.
I'm not joking.
My heart's goddamn beating like a rabbit because you sons of bitches, man.
I'm not even joking around.
Configure TTS audio on.
What are you?
I have no Jesus Christ, man.
What is this?
We're fucking with you.
Fuck you and fuck off, you lazy ass boomer.
Man, I listen.
I'm not fucking around, man.
Just stop.
Stop this goddamn garbage now.
Stop this garbage, man.
Aw, Nico, dude.
Are you shitting me?
Are you shitting me?
What was it?
461 Wheelchair Boulevard.
Shut up.
Did you, Nico?
He killed his baby to make a single that made millions.
Fuck him?
How could you make such an assertion about that, man?
You're talking to me in emojis and you're spamming me this garbage.
I'm done.
I gotta burp, man.
I gotta burp for Christ's sake.
I don't have any more beer.
I need some fucking more beer for Christ's sake.
Just a pallet, these stupid scumbags, man.
You understand what I'm saying, zombie cooch?
I need some more beer, man.
Oh, God.
I need some more goddamn beer.
Jesus Christ.
And look, we're already past the three-hour mark of this goddamn first YouTube Saturday Night Troll Show Edition.
And it was a 420 troll show edition.
Now we're East Star.
Happy Easter and Passover to everybody out there.
Who the hell just tears from, oh, my God.
The fucking beer's getting all over me.
Oh, shit.
Oh, fuck.
God damn it.
I got beer all over me, man.
Son of a bitch.
Oh, God.
Spaghetti equals sick.
Shut up, alright?
Man, it looks like I pissed myself, man.
Come on, man.
I just got these pants, man.
I just got these slacks.
Jesus Christ, man.
For Christ's sake, I just got these pants.
Fucking hell, man.
Why did this beer explode on me?
It doesn't even make any sense, man.
Oh, God.
Jesus Christ.
I got all this equipment everywhere.
Oh, my God.
Hold on, folks.
I'm sorry.
I got beer all over the fucking place.
Luckily, I've got this Corsier keyboard that is beer resistant.
So I'm all.
Okay, I'm all right.
I'm all right, but man, I don't know about my freaking slacks, man.
I don't know about my freaking slacks, for Christ's sake, man.
This is fucking JC Penny, top of the line, man.
For Christ's sake.
Give me my freaking beer.
Jesus Christ, man.
I just.
Hey, man.
And look at all the head on this beer, man.
Look at all the head on this beer.
What is this?
Nico Angel Eric's ridiculous vocals in Wonderful Tonight earned him a dead baby?
What is this?
God bless Dylan and Eric.
No, shut up, all right?
Just shut up for Christ's sake.
All right, what is this?
You peed yourself, don't lie.
Uh-oh, P.
I didn't piss myself.
Shut up, alright?
For Christ's sake, man.
I just screwed my slacks, man.
My freaking slacks!
Fucking...
Ugh, God.
It looks like I peed myself, man.
An unlisted ninja.
Instead of it being tears in heaven, it should be beers in heaven.
All right, shut up, all right?
Sitting over here.
Feel like I'm sitting in a wet diaper because I just, this beer exploded on me for Christ's sake.
Freaking slacks are all full of beer for Christ's sake, man.
I'm telling you, man, this is JC Petty, top of the fucking line I'm wearing here, man.
For Christ's sake.
Let me have my goddamn beer.
That's a lot of head on that beer.
I don't like it, man.
I don't like it for Christ.
What is this?
What is this?
Ghost beer.
What emoji is that?
What the hell is that?
Ghost beer emo.
What the fuck emoji is that?
What is what emoji is that?
What emote?
Shut up.
All right.
We get it.
I don't get the emoji, man.
Oh, ghost beer window.
What the fuck?
I don't.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Now, thank you very much, Holden.
Beer mug, beer mug.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, wear a diaper.
That's why you don't explode on $3.
This is not Walmart.
All right, this is JC Petty, top of the line, buddy.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
You people wish that you had these types of Chinos on, all right, you son of a bitch.
I'm just, I'm just saying, all right?
Son of a bitch.
Give me my goddamn beer.
Chat Room Shout Outs And Diapers00:09:55
All right.
And by the way, the reason I'm wearing these today is because it's springtime, baby, all right?
It's springtime.
And I wanted to feel a little springish.
You know, I was out there doing some barbecue today, baby.
You know what I'm saying?
What is this?
Unlisted ninja.
Hey, ghost, would you drop me out of a window for some quick cash?
It depends.
It depends on how much cash it was.
Ghost the Water Boy.
Look.
Ghost the Water Boy, dude.
Just be quiet.
All right.
Everybody, just shut your mouth.
All right.
Everybody just shut your mouth.
All right.
And look, you people in the chat room are hating on me.
All right.
Don't be hating on me.
All right.
I mean, it is what it is.
All right.
I spilled beer.
I got to, I don't know.
I got to fucking clean these fucking pants.
You know, it is what it is.
And I didn't piss my pants, dude.
All right.
I mean, my bladder and my prostate can still hold my piss.
All right.
I don't need any adult diapers.
I'm not only use me blade on YouTube.
Okay.
I'm not that bastard.
Okay.
All right.
I can still hold my piss.
All right.
I don't get pissed drunk.
All right.
Good God.
Give me my drink.
All right.
Where am I, man?
I don't even know where I am, man.
I'm spilling beer all over myself for Christ's sake.
Let's just go ahead and let's get to some chat room shout outs.
I mean, you know, I'm three hours and seven minutes into this broadcast.
Let's just go ahead and get to some chat room shout outs.
Do we have any chat room shout outs, Engineer?
All right, without any further ado, hold on.
What is this?
Nico Angel Hummingbird Bladder.
I don't have a Hummingbird Bladder, you son of a bitch.
Anyway, let's get to some chat room shout-outs.
Right now!
We got Bond Dayton.
Yeah, it was his birthday yesterday here.
Have some of that.
We've got Thomas Ryle, the Squirrel Army, that son of a bitch.
Cogdad, Lightning Node.
Yeah, real funny.
Tall Order, the Individualante, Blasphemous Bastard.
What up, man?
The Ferb guy, Uncle Turret, Taurus, Uncle Taurus.
What is this?
Ghost Catheter fell out.
All right, asshole.
We've got, who do we got here?
Jesus Christ, calm down.
Everybody calm your ass down.
Paul Not Walking, Hacksaw606, Dark Blitz Frenzy, Drill Master, X Dang93, Dynamo Savage, Jimothy Staniel, Dyer Griffin, Keem Scarce, Jeeper, Tristan Rodriguez, German the Gay Frog, that ass crack.
Bloodbath, Bozo the Tard, Constantine Valdor, even though you're a piece of trash.
You've been a piece of trash all show.
Red Rum, you piece of garbage too.
Point Dexter Rose, another piece of trash.
Gizmo, Holden Capitalist, I Fart for Food, another fucking weirdo.
Johnny Longfeather, a friendly medic, Unstable, Felix Mateev, McLoven2169, Gizermacht, Olive Yaksloff.
And what is this?
Nico Angel.
I will stream gift you any game for real.
Just just leave me alone.
All right.
We've got Sig Mazaro, Sonic the Hedgehog.
What up, man?
Nova Sparks, Bob Tom, Eric Wolf, Medickel, Diarrhea Baptism, Pooka Dude, stupid idiot.
Sneaky chameleon, Mr. Bot, Apathetic Mystery, M Hall 15, Resistance Fighter 14.
I'm not saying, Barry Blackberry, go make a bean pie.
We've got Resistance Fighter 14, aka Mason.
There's idiot Nico Angel.
Yeah, that's you, huh, Nico Angel, you piece of crap.
We've got 93 Can Abuser, The Scat Man, Anal Sausages, Danger Dan, Spermy the Cat, The American Dream, Scary Man Esquire, Gyro Pop.
What is this?
What is this?
What is that?
Gun plus head plus.
Shut up.
Look, stop talking to me in emojis, you idiot.
All right.
Stop talking to me in emojis.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm sick of this crap.
We got Death by Bacon.
We've got John Cooey, Mystery, Mysterious Fart, Marks Jester, Josh, Incognito, Combat Man, Dear Freckles.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
You guys are just, you're spamming like hell.
You're spamming like hell like a bunch of sons of bitches.
Liz Porter, Mr. Six, Pete Graham, Meep Meep, Night Prowler, Duff Guy, Zam City, Anthony J, Ryan K. Who else we got?
Ex-Ghostiosone.
No, don't, don't, don't.
Train lover 567, Tijuana Genius.
What's up, man?
Doom Sector.
William T. First, Georgia next, Sherman, whatever your name is, you idiot.
Colonel Transisco from Steel Brigade.
We've got Mick.
I've already said that.
I've already said, you idiot.
Triplications.
We've got Watcher in the Dark 69.
Switch the channel.
Spermy the cat for Christ.
Get Spermi's ass out of here.
Tired of that guy.
We got Rick Arison, Erickson, excuse me.
We got Action Capitalist.
We got Josh.
B Town Capitalist.
What up, man?
The meme magician, Ghostler Andy.
Don't call me an Andy, okay?
CX is dead, dude.
CX is gone.
It's gone forever.
Poof.
Gone bye-bye.
Never learn.
You know, you people never learn.
LeVon Media, Odd Eyes Magician.
We got Abyss, the Nutshack Parachute.
Alte Ant, Dr. Grubman, Dial GA, 8643.
I think I've already said a bunch of these already.
The Yellow Brick Road of Texas.
Yeah, shut up.
Baguette.
Baguette is what it is.
Hans of Gen Soco.
Miranda.
Some kind of roosty name.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Orange Yoshi.
You know what?
Anarcho-Canadian.
You're a piece of trash.
You know, you deserve a big turd.
The American Dream, some guy.
Red Rum.
Jesus Christ.
You guys are sick.
You guys are really sick, man.
We've got Gamer Nationalism.
Man, I've already said all these fucking aesthetic.
What's going on?
Danger Dan.
The ghetto capital.
That's not the real ghetto capital.
Listen, some imposter.
We got, I've already said Cody's video game showcase.
Don Spew, Unreal Alchemist, Bloodbath.
I don't think I said Bloodbath.
Sean Rushford.
I've already said all these, man.
These are all.
These are all.
I've already said all these.
Mario Sonic Boss.
I guess I didn't say him.
Eczema Superior of Organization Nobody, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
Turncoat Tradition, K Bond, Robert Reichendoller.
Who else we got?
XU God X2012.
BACA Survivor.
What's going on?
FGS8790.
Lucifer Brony, really.
Shy Guy Mask.
Wubsy Rocks.
All right.
Yeah, base Hillary Voter.
I see you, you faggot.
Oh, yeah, bag it.
You bag it.
You fag it.
Bag it.
Bag it.
God damn it.
Fucking.
Just shut up.
All right.
I said baguette.
I said baguette for Christ's sake.
All right.
Shut up.
I said baguette.
I said bag it.
That's what I said.
You stupid bag it.
I didn't say what you think I said, okay?
I just said bag it, okay?
That's what I said, okay?
Can we just leave it at that, please?
I'm sorry.
All right.
Just this fucking one guy over here that pisses me off.
There's Rare Bastard, Paywall Cigar, Tall Order.
You know what?
I take back Tall Order.
He says that I said something else.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Look, I'm moving on.
All right.
This is what I get.
This is what I get.
Nick Link.
What's going on to Nick Link?
Shutting Up The Baguette Guy00:13:54
This is what I get for doing interactivity like this with you people.
And you people just, you know, you piss me off.
And it just.
Fucking pieces of trash.
Freaking pieces of trash for Christ's sake.
What is this, Nico Angel?
We are Team Brooke.
Why would you have to be Team Brooke?
I mean, Team, you know, Brooke is cool with the broadcast.
All right?
You know, Brooke is cool with the broadcast.
You know, you people are, I don't know, I don't know what your problem is, but, you know, it is what it is.
Son of a bitch.
Goddamn son of a bitch is what you is.
You know what I mean?
Your goddamn son of a bitch is what you is.
That's what I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
You're goddamn son of a bitch.
All right.
Look, I'm done.
I'm done with the whole chat room shout outs.
You all made me say something I wasn't supposed to say.
It's all your fault.
All right.
It's not my fault.
I'm just, I'm just, you know, a guy reacting to the interactivity.
All right.
I'm a victim.
I mean, the spontaneity of the interactivity just kind of discombobulates, you know, my spontaneity of thinking.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, just, it's your fucking fault.
All right.
So just sit there and shut up.
All right.
It's not my fault.
It's your fault.
All right.
Even my freaking drink.
I want more beer, dude.
I mean, I need more beer here.
I need more freaking beer.
I mean, man, I've got literally, I'm sitting in a beer spilt freaking pants here.
I spilt beer on my slacks.
And look, I don't know who to blame on that one.
The freaking beer just exploded on me.
And I don't know what the hell that was about.
I got him in an ice chest.
You know, I make sure to ice him down because I want him fucking ice cold for Christ's sake.
I don't know what the hell that was.
Jesus Christ.
But yeah, yeah, that's what I'm doing here.
And man, I'm not joking, guys.
Can you all please just mellow out on me a little bit?
All right.
I mean, it's Easter.
It's Passover.
I've given you guys a 420 troll show.
I mean, come on, man.
I mean, you know, just give me a little bit of a goddamn break, man.
All right.
I mean, come on, man.
Just give me a little bit of a goddamn break.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, I'm just, you know, I'm over here.
I'm just trying to do a show, and you know how it is, man.
All right.
All right.
Shut up in the chat room, all right?
Shut up in the damn chat room for Christ's sake.
God damn it, man.
God damn it.
People are saying do some prank calls for the radio.
I'm not going to do prank calls.
What am I?
Is that what I'm going to be reduced to?
No, I am.
RG, RG, radio graffiti.
See, look at you people threatening me.
Look at this asshole.
Radio graffiti or troll war.
I mean, do you hear this?
I mean, do you all hear this for Christ's sake?
Oh, Christ.
I'm not even kidding, Arrad.
Oh, God.
I mean, I'm just, you know.
What a Saturday night troll show, man.
I'm not even kidding, man.
What a Saturday night troll show this is, man.
All right, what a Saturday night troll show.
You know, I'm over here.
I'm trying to do a Saturday night troll show, and I just fucking ghost fucked up, man.
Instead, you people wanted to celebrate Hitler and Hitler's birthday because you're a bunch of sick, twisted, racist, anti-Semitic pieces of shit.
I mean, instead of listening to me and the things that I was talking about today about virtual reality and the direction of gaming, you sons of bitches would rather hear slagging, slinging, slogan, slagging, Volkswagen, sing hail.
Don't slogan, slag and slig and slogan.
Volkswagen, sing hell.
I mean, that's what you idiots would rather listen to.
All right?
That's what you would rather listen to.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm putting on a show over here.
You people don't even give a crap.
All right?
And shut up and don't call me Ghostler, man.
Do not call me Ghostler, man.
What is this?
Hail Ghostler.
No, no, assholes.
Don't even go there.
Do not go there, please.
See, man, I can't even make a joke.
I can't even make a goddamn joke, man.
I can't even, you know, you people take, you know, you take it literally.
You take it literally for Christ's sake, man.
Yeah, me, Poppy, hail, Ghostler, Hail Ghost.
Shut up.
Everybody in the chat room, shut up.
Don't call me Ghostler.
Okay?
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
What is this?
Scoot?
Scoot TM.
Howdy, ghosts.
This is the Saturday.
Is the Saturday Night Troll Show going to be a regular thing now?
Cheers to you, happy belated Columbine.
You fucking, you sick son of a bitch.
Yes, the Saturday night troll show is going to be a regular thing, and you know, it's going to evolve.
We're going to do a couple of things.
I got some things in mind.
I just, you know, I had a lot of things to do.
It's a holiday weekend.
You know what I mean?
What the hell is this?
Nico, happy troll day.
Say troll day.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Say troll day?
What the hell does that mean?
I don't even understand what you're saying, Nico.
All right, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, what?
What, the Riddler?
What?
Oh, my God.
Hopefully, y'all didn't hear that.
And that was muted because that was a Riddler.
You are a sick son of a bitch.
You are a sick son of a bitch.
You know that?
Sick son of a bitch, bro.
I'm gonna end the fucking broadcast.
I'm not I'm not even joking, man.
I'm going to end the goddamn fucking broadcast, man.
I'm not even, I'm going to end this broadcast.
And, you know, I don't know what to do to fix the goddamn shit, man.
It's this stupid OBS system and it makes me fucking sick.
All right.
I don't get it.
All right.
I don't, I don't goddamn get it.
All right.
Here, here.
We'll try one more time.
All right.
This is this is what Riddler said.
Can y'all hear that?
In the field of local live hall mentatainment.
Oh my god.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9 to 11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
And here's what Happy Easter Sunday said.
No, I am.
In the field of local live hall mental payment.
Oh my God.
Hope y'all have a blast.
I know Sri Lanka did several, in fact.
I mean, do you hear this?
I mean, do you hear these sick sons of bitches, man?
And you all want me to continue to do this broadcast, man?
I mean, you guys are sick, dude.
I mean, aren't y'all supposed to be down with the lard right now or something, man?
I mean, seriously, man.
I mean, shouldn't you guys, like, you know, not even a sacred holiday like this can keep you trolls from doing the macabre garbage that's within your disgusting, filthy brains, dude?
I mean, God, god damn it, man.
I just, I'm just, I'm disgusted, dude.
I'm just, I'm just so dis.
I don't know what I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say.
I don't know what you want me to say because this has been a freaking ridiculous, disgusting troll show.
Supposed to be a 420 show.
We're supposed to be like, oh, yeah, like woohoo and shit.
You know what I mean?
And it hasn't been like that at all.
It has not been like that at all.
And I blame you, pieces of trash.
All right.
I'm not even.
I blame you, people.
All right.
I blame you.
Hey, it's Mr. BN King.
What's up, BN King?
i hope so too uh yeah i know people have been telling me that i should try to i should try to do that I should sincerely try to do that.
I should sincerely try to do that.
I'm not even joking around.
I should sincerely try to do that.
Anyway, all right, look, I've had enough.
I've had enough of this shit.
I don't know what the fuck's going on with this stupid fucking OBS.
I mean, I'm going to, I'm not even joking around.
I am serious.
I will, uh, I'm, I'm, I'm going to look for another alternative of streaming this son of a bitch because I don't know what the hell this, I don't know what this fucking shit's problem is.
I don't know what this shit's problem is.
I'm not even kidding around.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
Freaking son of a bitch, man.
All right, I'm done.
All right, here.
Let me replay BN Kings and then I'm probably going to get the hell out of here.
In the field of local live home managers, I'm going to be smirked by the best.
Hey, ghost man.
Hope you have a good Easter Sunday.
Sorry to hear the troll show is not going your way tonight.
Hope it gets better as it progresses.
Might I suggest using XSVLIT for an alternative stream program?
Look into it anyways and good night.
I don't seem like it, man.
It doesn't seem like it whatsoever.
I mean, fuck's sake, dude.
I'm jaded for fucking Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I'm depressed.
I mean, all I want to do is do a goddamn show, and I don't know.
It's not my computer, you idiot.
It's the OBS system.
I don't know what the hell is going on with it.
I don't know what the hell is going on with it, but you know what?
I'm tired of it.
I'll tell you that right.
Goddamn now.
I'm tired of it.
I'm goddamn tired of it.
Makes you want to throw up, man.
Yeah, people are like, go to sleep, ghosts.
You know what?
Maybe I should go to sleep.
Maybe I should just go to sleep.
Maybe I should just go to sleep.
How about that?
Or, you know, maybe I should do some karaoke.
You know, maybe I should do something.
You know, what the hell is, let's do something.
I don't know what the fuck do I want to do?
What do I want to do?
What's going on?
I mean, it's a Saturday night troll show.
All right.
We're late in the hour.
We're late into the midnight hour, baby.
And I'm looking through YouTube and it's like, there's nothing really on here for Christ's sake.
All right.
There's really nothing on here.
I can't believe that.
I can't believe that people watch some of the garbage that's on here, man.
You know, let me show you one instance of what I'm talking about.
Like, why.
Shut the hell up, me, Poppy, you idiot.
Throw away the, it's not the fucking computer.
It's fucking OBS.
It's just, I don't know what the fuck it's going.
I don't know what, I don't know what this is.
I don't know what it is, but I don't like it.
And shut up, me, Poppy.
What are you, a Puerto Rican, man?
Just shut your mouth.
Now I forgot what I was going to do.
Oh, yeah.
I was going to show you.
Refusing Makeup Tutorial Views00:03:23
Like, people that are, like, really popular on YouTube, I don't get it.
Have you?
Look, I'm trying to look for this broad that is a disgusting, despicable-looking woman, but because she gives makeup tutorials, I don't know, she gets like millions of hits or something.
I don't get it.
I don't know.
Maybe I shouldn't be doing that.
You know what?
Never mind.
Maybe I shouldn't be doing that.
You know, maybe you two might not like that.
And, you know, I don't know.
I don't know.
I think that's, you know.
Oh, the fat one.
No, I mean, I'm not.
It's not an asshole.
I'm not watching makeup tutorials, okay?
The damn thing is always suggested as like one of the top videos, and it's always showing like her disgusting face.
I mean, look, let me show you guys.
People, I have to, I have to show you so that you people understand what I'm talking about.
All right.
I've got to show you.
So let's go ahead and hold on.
Hold on.
Before I do that, let me do this.
Oh, wait a minute.
I got to wait for an ad.
I got to wait for an advertisement.
But look, I don't even want, I don't even want to like here.
Here, I just want to show you her face.
All right, here, right there.
Here, let me pause it on that.
Here, there it is.
Have you seen this woman?
Have you seen this woman?
This is a woman that, and you know what?
She's got 11 million subscribers.
I mean, there's obviously that many, you know, robust, you know, not attractive women that need to know how to cake their face and make themselves look attractive.
But I want you fellas to know that when you have a woman that is using a lot of makeup and you take off that makeup, there it is right there.
And this, this woman is like a, I mean, I don't get it, man.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I mean, this is just that is a disgusting human specimen.
I'm not, you know, more power to her.
I'm glad that she's, you know, making money, but it's obvious that there's a lot of women, just by this woman alone.
And I'm going to take her off the screen, but just, you know, Nikki Tutorials is her name, okay?
Because there's so many single women and these single women, for whatever reason, think that they deserve like Prince Charming that is going to sing to them from their window and serenade them and make them sonnet poems and all this other crap.
I mean, there's a lot of single women now.
There's a lot of single women.
And did y'all see that one like doctorate?
I wouldn't call her a fatty.
She's a little thick.
But she had this TED talk, you know, these stupid little TED talks.
She had this TED talk and she was like, why am I single?
Why am I single?
Did you all see that?
Single Women TED Talk Roast00:03:15
Did you all happen to see that for Christ's sake?
Does anybody know what I'm talking about?
Because if not, you all have got to see.
I'm sorry.
You all have got to see this.
I'm not joking.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me see if I can find it here.
It's a TED Talk.
And what is TED Talks anyway?
Can anybody explain something?
What the hell that is?
You know, why there's like TED Talks?
All right.
Okay, here it is.
Here it is right here.
This is beautiful.
All right.
This is great.
Okay.
Hold on.
Wait a minute.
I've got to wait for the stupid advertisement.
But this is a TED talk, and I want to show you this because I think that you gentlemen would probably understand.
Well, not understand, but you gentlemen that are out there that are thinking that you're going to get some kind of woman that has some kind of intellectual curiosity that you're going to, you know, be equals with, and you're going to have these, you know, great conversations about, I don't know, whatever, whatever intellectual things that people, it's not going to happen.
Okay.
Now, this right here is a, it's funny.
It's, it's really, really funny, if you want my opinion.
And I want to show you, okay, uh, a little bit of this, okay?
Uh, is there everybody get this?
Okay, now, let me go ahead and put the PC view on here.
Okay, everybody, everybody see that now.
What we're going to do is, I want you all to listen to this.
All right.
I want y'all to listen to this.
Okay.
This, can y'all hear this?
Oh, man, it's a little low.
It's a little low.
It's a little low for Christ's sake.
Anyway, the reason I would like for you all to see this, she looks right off the bat, she's talking about, she's talking about, but unfortunately, I guess you can't hear it.
It's very low.
All right.
It's very, very low for Christ's sake.
Oh, what?
You can't hear it?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Now you got.
All right.
Never mind.
Anyway, if you have not seen this, please look at this.
Okay.
All right.
I don't know what the hell's going on with the fucking OBS.
The OBS.
It's not an Obama PC, you idiot.
All right.
I've got the top of the line PC.
I got a Corsair I-160, you idiot.
Do you understand me?
For Christ's sake, don't call it a cheap PC.
Anyway, if you have any time, please look up female, educated, and perpetually single Erica Marin.
I would like for you all to take a look at that.
It's 11 minutes.
And she literally talks about, I've got a PhD and I'm this and I've accomplished all this and I'm this and I'm that and I'm that and I'm mine, and she can't understand why she's single.
Internet Punks Win Nothing00:06:53
And she goes into this diatribe and I think that every one of you single fellas that are out there wondering that hey, I want, like you know, a woman that's gonna be uh intellectual and shit, you're not gonna get it.
You're not gonna get it unless, unless you oblige, you know some woman who thinks she's accomplished and this is why I don't like college because this woman that's talking Eric Morin, she's got a history doctorates, she's got a doctorates in history, and because she has a doctorates in history, She believes that she deserves some kind of,
I don't know, Prince Charming or whatever the hell, for Christ's sake, what is this?
There she blows.
I mean, look, I don't want to make fun of her or anything of her size, but it's how she acts.
It's her perception.
That's what you fellas need to look at and start realizing that, hey, look, you know, maybe I shouldn't be going after these broads that I think are supposed to be intellectual in any capacity, all right?
All right, look, I'm going to be right back.
All right.
Hey, look, shut up in the chat room, man.
You know what?
If you all don't shut the fuck up right now, I'll just end the broadcast.
I mean, I want to be honest with you.
I just wanted to take a break right now to drain the main vein.
I've been on here for three and a half hours on a 420 Saturday Night Troll Show, for Christ's sake.
All right.
But no, you son of a bitch in here calling my PC an Obama PC and making fun of me, calling me a boomer and all this other crap.
I'll end this crap.
No goddamn radio graffiti.
And you can just sit there and play with your goddamn Peter Poppers at 1 o'clock in the morning out here on a Saturday night, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Oh, oh, do it.
Do it?
All right, you son, you asked for it, all right?
You asked for it.
Don't blame me.
You blame these stupid internet people troll punks for the reason why we don't have a radio graffiti on the first YouTube episode of the Saturday Night Troll Show.
All right?
You look at them.
Do it.
Look at him.
End it.
Do it.
Shut your mouth.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
Shut your goddamn mouth, you punks.
You all are a bunch of punks, man.
You're all a bunch of punks.
Oh, oh, look.
They're chanting they win.
Oh, you fucking don't win nothing, you son of a bitch.
Nice face reveal.
Just shut up, you stupid idiot.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
I want to tell you this right goddamn now, you son of a bitch.
You don't win nothing.
I'm here.
I did a Saturday Night Troll Show, you stupid, dumb troll terrorist punk bastards.
And do you have any fucking kind of appreciation?
Do you have, look at them, you think you win.
You think you fucking win.
You don't win shit.
You win shit!
Son of a bitch!
You don't win shit, you stupid internet punks.
And let me tell you, the reason we don't have radio graffiti tonight on the first YouTube Saturday Night Troll Show is because of these stupid dumb assholes.
These seat-sniffing, pickled prick urinal cake curators that are in the chat room that think they're so tough.
Oh, yeah, we win spaghetti, huh?
We win.
You don't win shit.
You don't win nothing.
You'll be lucky, you son of a bitch.
You'll be lucky if I even come back this Monday for the ghost show.
You'll be lucky if I come back for this Monday for the fucking ghost show, man.
I can't believe that you fucking trolls treated me like this on a Saturday night troll show.
What, me magician?
What?
You don't win nothing.
You don't always win nothing.
Shut up, me magician.
Fucking ass.
What the hell is that?
Was that sirens?
Son of a bitch!
You son of a bitch!
Oh, oh, General Zod of the Trolls is, oh, he's officially announcing a troll war now, huh?
Oh, he's officially announcing a troll war, huh?
Fuck you.
You're not gonna get shit out of me.
You think you're gonna threaten me?
You think you're gonna threaten me and I'm gonna do something for you?
Shut up, Nico.
One at zero.
Shut up.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
And I'm telling you, you fucking internet punks.
You'll be lucky if I come back this fucking Monday, man, for the ghost show.
8.30-ish, assholes.
Stop saying I'm late.
I fucking hate that.
I fucking hate when you do that, man.
Stop saying I'm late.
8.30-ish Central Standard Time, you idiots.
8.30-ish.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
What a fucking stupid.
You people aren't even appreciative of this.
It's Easter, man.
It's Passover.
I should be eating my cedar meal, man.
It's Passover, you son of a bitch.
And this is how you treat me.
Internet cyberbully, thank you for a flawless victory.
Hail losler.
Shut up, man.
Shut your stupid steak at home, man.
Troll scoreboard 5-0.
Trolls win yet again.
Fucking idiot, man.
Mr. Marif is saying, radio graffiti, please.
Radio graffiti, please.
You see these stupid internet punks.
Shut up, Nico.
I see you with a two bucks, you stupid son of a bitch.