Ghost opens Episode 16 of The Ghost Show, battling chatroom trolls who flood the broadcast with racist slurs, anti-Semitic jokes, and Islamophobic memes. Despite condemning the hate speech, he succumbs to self-destruction, consuming alcohol and medical-grade cannabis known as "White Dang" while addressing market updates and President Trump's potential Australia visit. Overwhelmed by years of harassment that threatens his health and sanity, Ghost convenes an emergency meeting with his team to decide whether to cancel the upcoming Wednesday broadcast or hire a guest host, ultimately ending the stream in frustration. [Automatically generated summary]
I'm back after that damn Baller Friday episode 15 show.
I don't even want to talk about it, but we are back on this Monday edition of The Ghost Show.
I am your host, The Man They Call Ghost.
And I just want to remind you, this is episode number 16.
That's right.
This is post-Super Bowl Sunday, Monday.
That's right.
The Patriots won.
Post-Super Bowl Monday00:10:33
I mean, you know, who would have thought, right?
Who would have thought?
Anyway, spread this show link around like wildfire.
We are live here on this Monday.
Once again, episode 15, The Ghost Show.
I am your host, The Man They Call Ghost.
That's right, baby.
And let me tell you, we're going to try to get through a damn show here.
I'm not even joking around.
I'm not kidding.
That Friday show was horrible.
And if you didn't listen to it, well, good.
You probably don't want to because it was pure spaghetti.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get this started.
And let's go ahead and get a goddamn show going on and not let these damn troll terrorists and cyber bourbon dictate the content of this broadcast.
All right.
Let's go ahead and do this.
I'm hot.
I'm hyped.
Let's go ahead and take me out of here.
Take me out of here, engineer.
All right, folks.
Thank you very much.
And welcome to The Ghost Show.
I am your host, The Man They Call Ghost.
And folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
Before I get into anything, please spread this show link around like wildfire and let everybody know that we are conducting this show on this channel.
Of course, we have the alternative channel that we conducted this past Baller Friday.
And I don't even want to talk about that show, but if you didn't tune into it, you're probably glad you didn't because it was complete.
Yay, spaghetti.
I don't even know what to describe it.
I don't even know how to describe it, but it was a disgrace to me and a disgrace to my show.
What is this?
Let's get to the markets.
The Dow Jones Industrial Average went up 175.48 points or 0.7%.
I haven't even started my show.
Let me do my show for Christ's sake, man.
The NASDAQ was up 83% of the time.
Don't start this crap now, man.
Y'all made a mockery of me, man.
The SP 500 was a family.
I don't want y'all to mess up this broadcast.
Stop doing my broadcast.
Anime gang.
What is this?
18 naked Rams in the showers at Patriot Ranch big hard-throbbing cocks wanting to be septating naked rams.
But if you haven't known already, the Patriots won the Super Bowl.
I mean, it's obvious for Christ's sake.
Let me do my show for Christ's sake, man.
Communists for Trump.
Oh, yeah, Daddy.
Oh, yay, Daddy Trump.
Please come all in my boypush.
Look, folks, I'm sorry about this, man.
I was hoping that we didn't start off like this.
All right.
Daily reminder that Tejas was better off under the rule of Mexico because it didn't have slavery.
I'm not even sure.
The reason why Ghost gets so upset by this is because she secretly killed slaves last year because of the bad.
Baller Friday.
This past Baller Friday was bad enough, you ass cracks.
All right?
Hey, Ghost.
Glad to see that you're back.
You're lucky I even came back, Anonymous.
I mean, are you witnessing this?
Eastern Time.
Two of us have to work tomorrow to pay your Social Security and Medicare.
What the hell are you talking about?
I don't collect any of that garbage.
Shut up there, all right?
You don't know me, all right?
G.I. Ghost here.
Good evening, Ghost.
My apologies for getting that great Friday stream taken down.
Yeah.
Won't happen again.
By the way, how was that Cowboys V Patriots Super Bowl?
Oh, wait.
How many Cowboys fans does it take to stop?
Rub it in, you asshole, okay?
Shut up.
Shut your damn mouth.
You idiots memed that into existence, you ass crack.
I mean, what are the freaking odds?
Y'all morons spam me with this goddamn Ram Ranch crap, and then the Cowboys meet the freaking LA Rams in the NFL freaking playoff.
What are the odds of that crap?
Freaking meme magicians, assholes.
It's show 16, and I'm still waiting.
You couldn't start the money.
Patiently waiting.
Okay.
Patiently waiting.
All right.
I'm trying.
I'd like to see you.
I'm not even six minutes if you see that I'm trying to conduct my broadcast.
It's episode 16.
I'm trying.
Hey, look at this.
I got a guy right now that just donated.
Erect Penis.
I'm going to get you back out on MediaShare again.
Get it back or I'll smack the black officer.
Hey, crap.
Let me tell you something.
I don't know if we're going to, if we do bring back Media Share, it's only on Friday or something.
Hey, Ghost, my man.
Happy Monday.
I hope you get a big show in today.
What up, man?
How you doing?
Thank you very much, man.
Good to hear from you.
But like I said, man, if we do MediaShare again at all, it's got to be exclusive on a Baller Friday.
If you folks didn't hear the last episode because it was on the backup channel, and of course, folks, if you want to know where the backup channel is, go to my website.
It's my personal social media.
I don't conduct any kind of, there's no social medias in the app there.
That's my social media.
Ghost.report.
Hey, ghost, how does it feel for the Patriots winning the Super Bowl against those Rams?
The Rams have lost against the Patriots and shout out to TCS for joining the inner circle on Friday.
Yeah, you're damn right.
Happy Monday, Ghost and Thank you, Sonic the Hedgehog.
You're damn right.
We have a new member of the inner circle who donated on Friday $300.
Cheers to TCS.
Eastern time again.
Like, look, listen, assholes.
All right.
I'm on this at this time.
The reason I broadcast at this time, because this is fucking time.
I'm not excusing my name without pointing out the show started two hours late.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Oh, and here's this guy.
All right.
Hello.
Is this Mr. Jelly?
This is this guy.
Antique shop.
What the hell are you talking about?
And not to mention, here we have to.
Here we go again with this ass clown.
What's up?
Hey, ghost.
Do us all a favor and shut the fuck up and let the text-to-speech lady.
Just shove it up your ass.
How about stopping the damn troll terrorism and cyber vermin for just a goddamn 20 minutes or so so I can conduct my broadcast?
How about that?
Text-to-speech lady show.
Go shove it up your ass.
Listen, I want to talk about some serious subject matters.
All right, first and foremost, if you have not gotten to the alternative backup channel on YouTube, go to ghost.report right now.
I've got the link in the first two posts.
But that's where we conducted Baller Friday.
We brought back MediaShare.
And let me tell you, it was a complete and utter disaster.
All right.
It's a complete and utter disaster.
So, I mean, it's up there.
Y'all can find it.
As you can subscribe to the channel.
But if we do, if we do any kind of media share, it's got to be exclusive to like Baller Friday or some crap, man.
We can't be doing this garbage, man.
I mean, that was horrible.
I mean, I want to be honest with you.
That was almost the last straw for me, the last episode 15.
That was almost the last straw.
I almost didn't come in here and do this broadcast.
I want to be honest with you.
I'm not feeling very well.
All right.
My throat's sore from the goddamn Baller Friday because you assholes continue to cyberbully me and use my own show as a vehicle to do so.
So, with that being said, before you ass clowns start flapping your fat pop start pop-tart-eating fingers or whatever the hell you did, your ass shitty fingers on the keyboard and doing any kind of cyberbullying on my show, I'm going to go ahead and get to my show because this is the ghost show.
Okay, I'm the host of the man they call ghost.
I'm the talent.
I do have the engineer going on.
What's going on to the engineer?
We got the engineer going on.
Let's get to the broadcast.
Let's have a broadcast for once.
How about that?
How about a little bit of that?
I know that this ass clown, whoever the hell's doing the text-to-speech for the text-to-speech lady troll, I know they already covered the markets, but you know what?
We're going to cover it again because these damn assholes aren't the talent.
I'm the talent.
Ghost is the goddamn talent.
You son of a bitch.
Hey Ghost, it's your name Jason Dellian from the Antiques in Wonderland Antique Shop.
What are y'all talking about, man?
People have been bothering that guy for years, and I don't even know who the hell that dude is.
I feel I'm going to go.
I should go to that guy's bar.
I think he owns a bar or something.
I should go out there and have a beer with him or something.
Hey, no, I don't condone that last donation.
And stop calling me Ghostler.
I've already told you assholes about that.
Don't call me Ghostler.
I'm on YouTube, you ass clown.
I'm on YouTube.
I'm in the big time now.
You understand that?
You can't be conducting yourself in that kind of racial capacity, for Christ's sake.
Trying to patiently wait for a backup channel.
Shut that there are not many places we can visit to not get a show.
Shut up!
Primary channel, we have true stalling radio.
Secondary channel, we have true R.E.B.E.B.E. radio.
Engineer is the talent.
I'm about to cover the goddamn markets right now.
All right.
And here's Jackler again, for Christ's sake.
Oof, I was legit about to say hello and hope you have a good Monday.
Oh, yeah, really?
Are you sure about that there, Jackler?
Are you sure about that there, Jackler?
I mean, you even got BNI.
Got the Brony Network saying that you're not uh, you know, inner circle material.
All right, and I trust his, his word.
I'm telling you right now, all right look, and we're not, we're not going there.
I'm just saying, from what I understand, you're some, you're some you know, kind of wickedly cyber tomfoolery type of person and we, we don't need those types of people in the inner circle.
All right, all right, you understand the inner circle.
They're my friends, they're my family.
I talked to them all day on Sunday before the Super Bowl, and we talked about a lot of different subject matters.
Inner Circle Friends Only00:14:38
Obviously, I'm, you know, answering questions, doing all kinds of things.
You know, we're doing some things.
We're doing some positive things out there in the inner circle.
And I really do love it.
I appreciate it.
And that's why I cherish everybody who's in there.
Cheers to you guys, by the way.
Even though I'm not drinking right now, I'm trying to do a broadcast where I don't have to have some kind of a goddamn drink.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not, I'm trying.
I'm trying here.
I'm trying.
All right.
Anyway, let me continue going here.
Let's get to the damn markets.
All right.
And shut up.
All right.
We're lagging.
Are we lagging here?
Or are you just going to try to troll me?
I'm looking at the damn chat room.
The stream health looks great.
All right.
It looks great right now.
I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about.
You guys are just being a bunch of troll terrorists on the goddamn on the just shut up in the chat room.
I'm not even paying attention to you ass cracks.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
I got great stream health over here.
All right.
I don't got the digital aid.
So shut up.
All right.
Let me get to the markets.
I'm glad people have already taken a step back here and stopped donating and trolling my damn show.
I can conduct a broadcast here.
All right.
Now let's talk about the stock markets.
Now, why are we seeing increases in the stock markets right now, folks?
It's because the Federal Reserve, like I was trying to allude to last week, did not raise interest rates during a supposed interest rate, what do they call it?
A mark in which they were going to raise interest rates and decided not to based upon economic conditions in the country, wink, wink.
All right.
But let's be honest, I think that right now the Federal Reserve is playing the economic wizard.
They have taken control of the invisible hand that should be in capitalism, and they are now puppeteering that invisible hand based upon interest rates.
And you see, this is really the whole $21,000 question when it comes to the Dow Jones Industrial, okay?
That if it continues to go up, it's only going to go up because the Federal Reserve doesn't raise interest rates, and the value that the current market is is going to stay at that value.
Here's this GI ghost asshole.
Hey, go.
Get my name out of your head.
I'm wondering if I could join the inner circle.
I think we could really use an Aggie's insight to this shitty protection.
Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
First of all, take your goddamn ghost out of your name.
All right.
So fuck you patiently waiting.
Yeah, go shove it up your ass, G.I. Take your goddamn, take ghost out of your name, you piece of crap.
Filthy veteran.
I've got something to say to you, Cybervehman trolls.
Subscribe to Filthy Heretic for political content.
Shove it up your ass.
All right, get out of here.
Political content.
I got your political content right here.
Ancient Orange One Ghost Kid Zero.
F, you asshole.
Okay.
Listen, I'm trying to get to the markets here.
I'm trying to shoot pearls at you people.
I'm trying to give you insight that you can apply to your life and make it better.
Ho Chi Minh.
In 1965, Vietnam seemed like just another foreign war, but it wasn't tea was different in many ways, as so were those that did the fighting in World War II.
I'm serious.
I'm getting to the markets.
You people are getting to me.
Look at this crap.
Look at this.
You should let the text-to-speech lady talk instead of talking over her with your friends.
Shut up!
I'm trying to do my broadcast, you ungrateful prick.
SurgeRadio.org.
All right, go ahead and DDoS that or whatever the hell they want you to do.
Anyway, let me get to the goddamn markets, please.
Let me get to the market.
I'd buy that.
The Freemasonry.
Jesus Christ.
What?
We took down your episode 15 as a warning.
Do not open your mouth too much in regards to certain subject matters.
Oh, yeah.
Comprende Pudo?
Do I make myself clear?
Comprende Pudo.
What are you talking, Spanglish to me?
And now for crypto.
Today, investors lost roughly $190 million after ghost death with the crazy.
Goddamn Hasburgh just shut your mouth.
It's my show.
42, while 100,000 Hansberg coin are up.
Stop doing this garbage, man.
I'm organizing.
Shut your mouth.
123,123.
I don't need to know that.
Jesus Christ.
And patiently waiting again.
I'm trying.
No offense intended to you.
We can shit on ghosts together.
It's a team effort.
At the very least, you can get to the point, unlike our host, the procrastinator of procrastinators.
I'm trying to do a show.
You see, I'm getting interrupted.
Interrupted.
Interrupted.
And interrupted, man.
I've been listening since 2011, and I miss the call in format.
Take control of the show.
True capitalist till the last bullet hole.
I know, hey, Frank Zappa.
I know.
I'll text to speech.
My pleasure.
WTI Sweet Crude was flashed.
Stop!
Stop doing the goddamn show, you son of a bitch!
Damn it!
Frank Speaker!
Shut your goddamn mouth!
For Christ's sake, man!
It's my show, you bricks!
It's my show!
Ghost!
Friday's show was rough, so here's a message on behalf of the trolls.
Oh, shut up.
Despite the wheelchair jokes and gross names, I still love the show and respect it.
Me and your family in Vietnam are below the belt.
Thank you and thanks for your service.
I hope you mean that.
I hope that you're some kind of a representative of these goddamn cyberbullies that for whatever reason have been a pimple on my ass for the past 11 years, man.
Good God, I'm losing my voice because of you people, man.
Just leave me alone and let me do my show.
Buy that for a dollar.
Buy Starbucks.
Shut up, buy Star Cucks.
Nobody's gonna buy Star Cucks.
of fact harold schultz you got your ass knocked out of star cucks being so political radio raheem shit where my homeboy tyrone it this show needs more black people you've been suppressing us ever since you joined censoring black people that's a damn lie I'm a melting pot of friendship there, DeAndre Omar.
All right, I happen to have a whole bunch of friends, asshole, that happened to be black.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be his spandex.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends.
Who is this?
Pepe the Frog?
I love your warm shit.
Shut up.
That's not the real Pepe the Frog.
Shut your mouth.
That's not the real Pepe.
All right.
What's going on to Pepe, as a matter of fact?
That ain't real Pepe the Frog.
Anyway, look, shut up with this crap, alright?
Shut up.
You assholes have already covered the markets, man.
I mean, I want to talk about him.
I want to talk about why they're up for Christ's sake that's being freaking financially orchestrated by the Federal Reserve.
Man, I come back to hear this from last Friday.
Since you didn't learn to get to the markets, allow me to assist.
Dow is up by 0.70%.
SAP.
Just shut up.
The current is down 0.00%.
Shut up, it's my show.
How does this?
Damn it!
It's my damn show!
Oh my god, I love Vietnam so much.
I can't wait to write my bad granny about how many Charlie I gunned down today for my helicopter side guns.
Huh?
Napalm for villains.
Damn, trolls!
It's just not gonna end this.
I got Mr. Bacon over here.
Just lay me up.
Just goddamn it.
Just leave me alone.
Seriously.
All right, goddammit.
I mean, Bower Friday, episode 15 was bad enough.
Leave me alone.
Fair enough.
My apologies for shitting on you.
Anyways, in sports news, a new amateur football league called the AAF is debuting South Carolina.
Stop doing it.
Stop covering the border.
Stop doing my show, man.
Stop it!
You scumbags!
It's my show!
It's the ghost show!
It's a ghost show!
You all should stop cyberbullying ghost right now because ghost is a good goyam fake capitalist.
Go shove it up, you're taking a racist term.
I don't condone that.
Ghost is not a real capitalist.
I don't condone that.
You're a piece of crap, alright?
I don't condone what you just said.
And I don't condone this people that call me ghosts.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends who happen to be niggers.
Nah, I don't condone.
That's racism.
I don't condone that.
These people are a bunch of crap.
They're trying to besmirch my show.
They're trying to make it a mockery.
And I don't appreciate it one goddamn bit, man.
Screw you, you racist bastard.
Screw you, all right?
Let's get to the medals.
No!
Gold was up $165 to close at $1,300.
Stop doing my show!
You!
55 cents to destroy an ounce of gold.
Son of a bitch!
Silver was $50.
Son of a bitch!
Platinum was up $8.60.
Screw you, my goddamn $27 per destroy ounce of platinum.
God damn it!
Stop doing my goddamn show!
Why does your voice sound so hoarse?
Have years of time to do it.
Because I'm allergic to you.
Because of Bowler Friday!
G'day Ghost, do you know anything about President Trump visiting Australia in April of this year to visit the American military at Urban Parramatta Stadium in the United States?
You can barely catch my damn breath for these goddamn assholes.
Just let me do my show, man, alright?
Shut the fuck up and let the text-to-speech lady do the show.
Fuck you!
Fuck you!
You son of a bitch!
Fuck you!
What did the crypto investor say to the other crypto?
I need to get away with that action.
I don't mean to curse.
I'm sorry, but you're listing these scumbags.
Instead of covering the news in the market, I'm still waiting for you to cover my ass with your text controls, you fab shit.
I got all this crap.
Crap everywhere, man.
These white people taking about how Mexicans are stealing jobs, even though white people don't want to work in the fields.
I don't know what the hell.
Ghost is gay.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean, man.
Just leave me alone.
Just leave me alone, okay?
Seriously, man.
I didn't want to drink exact stone revolution.
I don't know what the hell you just said, but it was probably something vulgar, and it was probably something to besmirch me.
It was probably something to make me freaking look like an ass crack.
So, screw you.
I was gonna try to do this show sober, man.
Stone sober, man.
What do you want, Jackler?
God damn it.
Flimey, I actually agree with patiently underscore waiting.
Oh, my God.
Get on with the show already.
I don't have all my.
Shut up, man.
I'm trying to get on with the show, man.
You goddamn troll terrorists or bastards.
And I hate you.
I freaking hate you.
You're causing me to drink.
You're causing me to do all this crap like that ten offense.
You want ghost tickets?
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
All of you.
All of you.
You're doing my show away from me.
You're taking away my show, man.
11 years.
I've got an 11-year internet broadcasting career.
Do you understand me?
And you're making a mockery of it.
All of you assholes are making a mockery of it.
I've got hundreds of thousands of people that listen to me throughout the world.
C-U-C-K-E-D Trump C-U-C-K-E-D Stone Beach.
Shut up, Reminder.
That's a damn lie.
That's fake news.
Shut up.
That's fake news.
Shut up.
I can't believe you betrayed your loyal cowboys and sold out to Tom Brady.
I didn't sell out to nobody.
Shut up, Daniel Skank.
I'm talking.
I'm talking, Danky Skank.
I'm serious.
I'm serious, man.
11 years of an internet broadcasting career, man.
2B2T.org is the best Minecraft server.
When you hear my name, you will know what I'm talking about.
I don't play Minecraft.
My damn creature is totally talking.
I'm going to talk to you all about something.
I want to tell you all about something.
Shut up.
I want to tell you all about something.
Shut up, G.I. Take my name out of your freaking name.
Welcome to this marvelous Monday on the Gee Ghost Show.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Shut up.
Let me do my shots.
Stop taking my show away from me.
You goddamn internet troll bastards.
Damn it.
Got to a bitch.
Oh, damn it.
I want to thank all the trolls for doing the news and covering today's markets.
Unlike a certain amount of money.
Oh, that's not the only thing that's going to be a game.
Just shut up, man.
Johnny Rebel.
KKK, My Little Pony in Anime.
Oh, God.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up.
Stop.
I want to talk.
Can you break her favorite belt on my ass in the woods?
Shut up, Mr. Bake.
Let me talk.
Stop calling me Ghostler.
Let me talk.
Oh, God.
Don't do that, man.
Don't bring that up, man.
And shut up, ghost.
Beats the engineer.
I don't beat the freaking engineer, man.
Shut up, man.
All of you, just shut up.
Let me talk.
Shut Up And Talk00:15:42
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm a racist.
I'm not a racist, man.
I'm wrapped by an 11-year internet broadcasted career.
Also, how are you for?
Shut up!
Let me talk!
Let me talk!
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Jesus Christ.
11 years of pissing in a sea of piss.
Shut up, ghostler Goya.
I know what that means, you racist.
Shut up, man.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Hanging with Robin Williams.
Oh, God.
Can't you just let me talk?
Just let me talk.
All right.
Let me talk.
God damn it.
Let me talk.
Christ, man.
Shut up.
It's my shelf.
Stop hijacking my child.
Let me talk.
Jesus Christ.
Listen.
I used to be somebody, man.
I mean, Google, true capitalist radio, true conservative radio.
I used to be somebody, man.
What is this?
Patiently waiting.
If you go to and type in actually get simple kids.
Shut up and leave me alone already, man.
I used to be somebody.
Hashtag engineer TV.
I used to be somebody.
I had hundreds of thousands of people that used to listen to me for the financial insight.
For the political and social commentary.
Do you understand it?
And this is what I've become.
Let me know, Chad.
Shut up, you goddamn cartoon girl fetish freak.
Shut up.
You cartoon kiddie.
Shut up.
Let me talk.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Let me talk.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth, man.
Ghost, you are completely right when you say you're talking.
You're talking right over the donations trying to do the damn market.
Oh, they've already been done.
Let the lady do the same thing.
Shut up, Checkler.
I'm tired of you already, man.
Alright, just shut up and let me talk.
Alright?
I used to be somebody, man.
I mean, Google me, man.
Alex Jones rips me off.
You understand it?
President Trump, the President of the United States, he listens to my show.
He listens to me.
Not even flex tape can fix this mess of a show.
Shut up, John Goldbunny.
Whatever the hell that means.
Just shut up and let me talk.
Let me talk.
This is for my cousin.
His username is Hitlerize God.
He wants me to get a bunch of people.
Just stop tiger ass on.
Just shut up.
I know you're just being a goddamn troll.
Shut up.
Just shut up and let me talk.
I used to be somebody, man.
I used to be somebody.
The president listens to my broadcast, man.
What do you want?
Let me talk.
Now for the news.
Donald Trump is trying to make America great again in the state of the Union address and is going to be Nancy Fire.
Let me do my show!
Let me do my show!
I'd buy that for a second.
Leave me alone!
Niggas are gross.
Niggas aren't.
God damn it, niggas are ugly.
Niggas are ugly.
Let me alone, you girls.
Niggas are smelly.
Niggas are the worst.
Niggers are not normal.
No!
No!
I'M NOT A RACIST!
LET'S TILL THOSE FUCKING SHOOT THE MIGGERS!
LET ME ALONE, BABY!
Let me alone, man.
Hey, Jason, I was wondering what time I was supposed to pick up the eight-year-old Vietnamese boy from your antique shop.
Just the price was the same as last time he was going to be here.
Yo, shove it up, you're ass.
I don't know how you're talking about freaking Sandusky freak show.
I know what you mean by that.
And G.I., take my name out your desk.
I agree with you.
Finally, for now on my name, will be host.
With all that being said in Nation News, Virginia Gov Northern is considering resignation as the news of his racist yearbook film has been aware of.
Let me shut up and let me get to that.
Let me talk.
Let me talk!
Ghosts were never anything or anyone.
All you did was kill niggers and shut up.
That's racist.
I don't condone the racism.
Let me tell you something, man.
Google me, man.
I used to be somebody.
I used to be somebody.
I've had hundreds of thousands of listeners, but now he's reduced to a couple hundred autistic ponyfuckers.
Go shove up your ass, man.
All right, I'm still listened to by lots of people.
Just get off the air.
All right, shut up.
I'm listened to by lots of people, man.
You don't know.
I'm being relayed, man.
Cog your beer, ghost.
You mean chug my beer?
Just don't get me to drink, man.
Gay for ghosts?
Shut up.
Just take about 10 steps away from my butt crack with that talk, man.
Copper cab.
You used to be someone because of me.
If it weren't for me, shut up, copper cab.
You called my show one time.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I don't care how built you are.
Still whoop your ass.
Shut up.
I'll been rolling down 6th Street, you son of a bitch.
I know what you mean by that.
And shove it up your ass, man.
Go!
Join the stream.
Did you do the markets yet, or did the trolls do them for you, ghosts?
Just don't.
I'm trying to do the damn show, man.
I'm trying to do it.
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
Thank you, text to speech lady.
At least someone has the integrity to do the damn new thing.
Go shove up your ass, man.
You know what?
That's it, man.
I'm done.
All right.
I need some beer, man.
I wanted to do this show stone sober, man.
I've been drinking a lot, man.
And it's because of you.
It's because of all of you, man.
You think I enjoy being a victim of cyberbullying by you scumbags on my own show?
You think I enjoy that?
It's you.
It's all of you goddamn cyber vermin's fault that I'm drinking.
It's your goddamn fault.
All of you.
All of you, man.
I'm the real Tony.
I'm Zaxon Revolution.
Oh, God.
I don't care.
You're pretending to be shut up and leave me alone.
You're causing me to drink.
You all are causing me to drink.
Hanging with Robin Williams.
What kind of a name is that?
I'm trying to get to everyone's favorite part of the war crime, and I'm talking about gunning down Charlie in the rice fields, and I'm not sure if you're not afraid of any.
Just shut up.
You're driving me to drink.
All of you!
All of you, trolls, man.
You're causing me to drink.
I'm an officer.
Ghost, will you tell us your opinion on the Covington kids suing all the major media outlets?
I'm trying.
I've engineered soiled panties.
That's a disgusting.
Hey, I'm trying.
Ghost, chug if you like underage boys.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Chug your beer.
Go shove it up your goddamn ass.
You're causing me to be.
You're causing me to drink.
You're damn right, ghost talk ass bird.
You're driving me to drink, man.
All of you.
And you know what?
I can't help it.
I can't fucking help it.
I'm sorry for cursing.
I can't freaking help it.
You guys are causing me to drink.
I can't help it, man.
It's your fault.
If I get any goddamn health problems from drinking, you, you scumbags, got goddamn blood on your hands.
And I hope that you hold that in your conscience and in your subconscience.
You're causing me to drink.
Oh, God.
I mean, oh, shut up, Jackler God.
Is that the premium?
Straight from the tap.
Jane Walker pink label second home.
Oh, God, go shoving up your ass with that Jane Walker crap.
Shut up, divine tiger.
What do you want, man?
Ghost, the only fan you have is Sonic, but he likes you because he likes to sit on your penis.
Oh, shoving up your ass.
He has respect for me.
People have respect for me, unlike you, cyber vermin.
I got respect around here.
Hey, ghost, what do you call black people in a barn?
Outdated farm equipment.
Alex Jones, that's horrible.
I don't condone that damn joke.
I don't condone that.
The true capitalist ghost.
The November 2018 ghost.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
All right?
Neck yourself, trolls.
All right.
I'm going to get a drink, man.
Are we getting to the woodshed soon?
I'm about to put on my cute pony socks.
Oh, God.
Are y'all.
Why?
Y'all enjoy this sick status crap?
I mean, Jesus, man.
I remember when you were taken out to the woodshed, you got your ass beat.
You remembered it.
You didn't want to go back there again.
Now, you sons of bitches want to not only get spanked, but you want to be wearing goddamn rubber mask of goddamn dogs or some shit.
I'm sorry.
Excuse my French, man.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I got to take a shot, man.
I can't even.
I got beer here, but I got to take a shot because you scumbags, man.
You goddamn scumbags or scumbags, and that's all there is, man.
All right, I'm not even gonna tell you what I'm taking a shot of because it doesn't matter.
All right?
Dear, you hear that?
There it is, right there, taking a goddamn shot.
And listen, all of you, all of you need to remember that the reason I'm drinking is because of you.
It's because of all you troll terrorists and all you cyber vermin that cyberbully me on my own show.
I'm drinking because of you.
Wanna have some drinks, and I'll tell you some stories about all the women that we, the Texan martyrs, raped and killed.
Don't start with the Texas martyrs, you lying bastard.
Don't start with the Texas martyrs.
Don't you dare.
Oh my god, I'm sweating.
I'm sweating like a freaking $2 whore in church, man, because of you!
Because of all of you!
Hey, ghost, my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile.
That's a pretty big word for a 12-year-old.
That's horrible, Alex!
That's freaking horrible, man!
I don't condone what that sick son of a bitch just said!
Stop!
Just stop it now!
That's disgusting, man!
That's disgusting!
I'm just chilling here with Mr. Text to Speech Lady, and he's cooking me some Texas steak in the kitchen right now.
My dog texts are a bit of a snake.
You son of a bitch, don't mimic me either!
while I'm stuck on some more dicker.
Ah, shit!
Son of a bitch!
My family!
Shots!
Shots!
Shut up!
Shut your mouth!
Shots.
Shots.
And shut up, Jack.
What are you saying?
You're encouraging me to drink.
I'm drinking because of all of you.
Oh, God, Gabor Ghost, take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that talk, man.
Hey, Jason, schizophrenia is a serious mental disorder.
Symptoms include delusion of brain, pretending like Trump watches show.
Oh, just shut it.
Shut up.
All right, shut up, man.
Trump listens to my show, man.
He does.
I don't care what you idiots say, man.
There's proof on the internet, man.
All right, shut up, your ass.
What's your scat, man?
What is this?
My girlfriend and I celebrated her coming home by drinking some booty stew from the toilet bowl.
I spent all day eating spicy tuna to prepare making dinner for her and the toilet with some delight.
Why?
Why would you even just let me take my shot and shut up, man?
Just let me.
Bowie was sleeping on the job.
You son of a bitch.
Bowie had the flu and Crockett.
He stood there and died like a man.
Don't fucking rewrite history, you son of a bitch.
Just lick your dickle.
Oh, oh, yes, daddy.
Lick my dickle and fire the synaxes in my pocket bastards.
I don't even know what you call these ghosts into my asshole ghostler daddy.
I don't even hold you.
Subscribe to filthy narrative because ghostler is a dirty welfare statist.
I'm not a welfare statist.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up.
I want to go back to the woodshed.
Please take me back, Daddy.
Take me, Daddy.
Spank me harder and hard to get out of here.
You people are sick.
Is this new generation?
They want to get spanked.
They want to get whipped.
They want to be tied up, ball gang.
Is this the new generation?
Is this the new generation we're living in?
I mean, good God.
Oh.
I mean, good God.
I'm going to take this goddamn shot and right after that, I'm going right to the beer, man.
And listen, I'm drinking, and I want this in your conscience.
I want this in all of your heads.
I'm drinking because of you.
Because of all of you.
All right?
Turn the Alamo into the woodshed.
Davey Cuckett, shut up and stop talking about Crockett.
All right, asshole.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Leave the damn Texas smarters out of your little stupid troll terrorism, alright?
All right.
What the hell is this?
But that's fucked up, man.
I don't condone that.
I'm sorry for cursing.
I don't condone that racist crap.
All right?
I don't condone that crap.
Whoever's doing that, you're a racist, sick bastard, and that's horrible.
And I'm telling you all right now, stop doing that garbage.
Stop it.
Just stop it now.
Those are horrible, disgusting, racist jokes.
Those are insensitive.
And I don't even know how you can even have a soul and say crap like that, man.
Oh, God.
Don't feed the trolls.
Ghosts, don't feed the trolls.
I'm trying to do my show.
You all are listening.
I'm trying to do it.
I'm trying to get to the goddamn markets, and they won't even let me talk.
Let me talk.
Let me talk for Christ's sake.
Let me talk.
Christ, man.
Don't Feed The Trolls00:15:05
I'm going to do my goddamn shot.
That's it.
I'm going to do my co-what?
Why?
Hey, ghost, I know you're just jealous because I can get a full show in with no interruptions and 100%.
Shut up, you're not the real Alex Jones.
You must admit you're a big failure and a steamy six-year-old.
You ripped me off, Alex.
You ripped me off, and you know it.
You know it.
Take your shot of dickle.
Get to radio graffiti, you fat alcoholic.
Shut up, Epsilon.
All right, shut your mouth.
All right, I'm gonna take my shot because of you, you people that are out here cyberbullying me and that are freaking harassing me.
All right, I'm drinking because of all of you.
Because of all of you.
So this shot goes all down to you and your subconscious and your conscience.
If I get health problems, if something happens to my health because I'm drinking on a habitual basis and I'm drinking copious amounts of alcohol, it's because of you.
It's because of you.
I'm taking this one, man.
Shut up, goddamn GI.
Let me take my shot.
Shut up.
You people retards.
Why would you want to go into this kitchen?
Shut up.
Yeah, just shut your goddamn Jason's wood shed.
Also, no one has done agriculture yet.
Shut up!
Shut your mouth!
I'm drinking because of all of you.
And if anything happens to my health, it's you fucking troll terrorist.
It's your fault.
It's your fault.
Shut up, text to speech lady.
Shut up, man.
And shut up in the chat room.
All you people in the chat room, shut your mouth, man.
Cirrhosis drugs up 80%.
Shut up.
I'm drinking because of all of you.
I'm drinking because of all of you, man.
How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant?
When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Oh my god!
No!
I don't condone that racist crap.
That's racist, man.
That's horribly racist to me.
Good God.
Stop!
Stop with these disgusting, despicable...
Stop it now!
You people are sick.
You people are disgusting.
This show is as much of a disappointment as your service in Vietnam or the Texas martyrs.
You son of a big man.
Shut up.
Every time he closes his eyes.
I'm warning you all.
Shut up, man.
Just shut your mouth.
One shot, two shot, three shots.
You see, you're even encouraging me to drink, assholes.
You're even encouraging me to drink, man.
You're encouraging my own self-destruction.
And it's because of you.
It's because of all of you.
I'm taking this shot right now, man.
You know who I'm taking this shot out to?
I'm taking this shot out, man.
To the last remaining men out here with a pair of balls, man.
I'm talking about the alphas, baby.
Ghost, if you need to take a break, I don't blame you.
I would be sad if the show was.
I appreciate that, Anonymous.
I appreciate that.
Thank you for the kind words.
I need it, man.
This is for the men out here, man, with a pair of balls, man.
It's time to start coming out and start flexing nuts and start slapping some of these goddamn little fruit bowls upside their head with your freaking balls insides of grapefruits.
God damn it, let me talk.
Let me talk.
Sorry, ghost.
Where are my manners?
Did you and Mrs. Ghost want some of my booty stew?
It's really good.
Just shut up and let me talk.
Just shut up.
It has such a nice, soft, yet firm texture, and you can really taste the tuna.
Cheers to the real sons of bitches out there.
Cheers.
Making fun of ghost service in Vietnam.
Seriously not cool.
Again, Ghost, thank you for your service.
Yeah, engineers could also be bad.
Yeah, it's real funny, you ass crack.
The people are right, ghost.
You should totally do chatroom shout-outs and radio ghosts.
Shut up, Jackler, or you can just sit there.
I've already done the money.
Play with your beater popper until it gets chased, you asscrap.
Shut up, you foreskin, muzzle-loving, milky-licking idiot.
Nah, just shut up.
What's the difference between a Jew and the San Antonio Spurs?
The Spurs could beat the Heat.
Oh, are you kidding me?
Oh!
Oh my god!
Ah!
That's racist crap!
Oh god!
I guess I'll tune in for the text-to-speech news tomorrow.
Oh, shut up!
You people are bombarding my goddamn show with horrible racist jokes, man!
Those are horrible, man!
Those are horrible!
Oh, God, man!
Are you kidding me?
These are jokes!
These are goddamn jokes!
You can't do that, man!
I'm on YouTube, man!
I'm on freaking YouTube!
I'm you idiots, don't care.
You don't care about nothing, man.
You don't even care about yourselves, let alone what the hell.
Jesus Christ, man.
I need more than a shot, man.
I need more beer, man.
That's what I goddamn mean.
I need some goddamn more beer, man.
I'm not even joking.
Oh, God.
I've got to just do it, man.
Oh, my God.
Jason, you're fucking pathetic.
I've been alive 22 years with both of my parents being druggies, and I have never once drank or done drugs.
You go on to the bottom of the city.
Is that it?
You want a cookie or some crap?
Shut it up, your ass, Jason.
Whoever the hell you are, shut up your ass.
Give me my goddamn beer, man.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
Ghost, take a deep breath.
That usually helps me when I get angry.
I'm trying, Anonymous man.
Thank you very much.
I'm trying, man.
I'm trying, but these sons of bitches.
You all are listening, man.
All you sons of bitches.
You're all listening, man.
You're all listening, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Making a mockery of my show, man.
All I want to do is just do a goddamn show, man.
And I just, I'm just constantly.
I mean, this is it.
This is what I've become, man.
This is what the hell I've become.
I used to be somebody, man.
Hundreds of thousands of people listened to the financial insight that I used to provide, man.
To the political and social commentary.
Howdy ghost, you can't get drunk if you keep whining like a bitch about it.
Shut up, noble.
All right, I'm not trying to get drunk.
I'm trying to self-medicate.
That's what I'm doing right now.
Because I'm getting cyberbullied.
I'm not an alcoholic now.
I'm self-medicating, man.
I'm self-medicating because of all of you.
Oh, God.
I can't.
I don't know how long I could.
I don't know how long I could take this, man.
The last Baller Friday show, man.
If you didn't listen to episode 15, I mean, good God.
Oh, my God, man.
What's up, Sonic?
I just want to give you a big hug, a few kisses, and sing a nice song for you.
You're such a nice man.
Oh, God.
I don't know about the hugs and kisses, man, but thank you for the positive sentiments, man.
I am a nice man.
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I'm a nice guy.
God.
And here I've got these people out here making a mockery of me.
Making a mockery of my family.
Making a mockery of my show.
Hey, look at what it's like.
Shut up.
Text to speech payments.
Ah, the text is warm.
What is that panda text doing there, goddammit?
Stop doing my show, you asshole!
God damn it!
Shut up!
Stop doing my goddamn show!
And screw that last goddamn donation!
Nick, I'm not saying the last part because you're goddamn racist bastards, man.
Stop!
Just stop!
Stop with the racism, man!
Just stop it now!
Alright, I'm done!
I'm done!
I don't even want to continue to do this show!
I don't even want to.
I'm gonna do Radio Graffiti!
I don't wanna do any of this crap!
What is this?
Oh, God, Ghost the Go.
I'm not saying that that's horrible.
The chance that you fought in Vietnam is about as much as you can.
Shut up, man.
Alex Jones, acknowledging your sad existence.
Shut up and stop.
Perhaps your fan is such a race in the jungle are interfering with your memory.
I'll fuck you.
Drink the beer.
Alright, leave me alone, man.
Let me do my show.
Seriously, let me do my show.
What do you want, Hansburg?
Why must you let the trolls get to you?
It is your show, and you control the ability to control how you react.
You don't understand, man.
And then they will leave, and you can get it.
Trolls have been a pimple on my ass for the past 11 years of my internet broadcasting career.
123,123.
Oh, my God.
I'm sweating.
Oh, my God.
Oh, just GI asshole.
Boohoo.
I'm a little bitch who can't handle people giving me money.
Shut up, man.
These people are trolling me.
They're making a mockery of me.
When were the only reasons you're handing money?
If you want to prove me wrong, quit.
Yeah, you tempt me.
Don't tempt me, boy.
I'll fucking quit.
Don't tempt me.
Mr. Optimism, there.
Don't feel like you need him.
Mr. Optimism isn't here.
I may have him do fucking Wednesday show.
I don't even care.
Ghost, is it true that you were in the TED Offense?
Oh, shut up.
People you killed.
Alright, just shut up about women.
Also, did you lose your legs in Hugh or Saigon?
Shut up!
Alright?
Shut your mouth!
Oh.
Just let me do my show.
I'm going to chug this goddamn breathe.
This beer.
I don't even know what I'm talking about, man.
I'm freaking hot.
I'm sweating, man.
My freaking head's hurting, man.
It's pounding for Christ's sake.
My freaking heart's beating like a rabbit.
I mean, goddamn.
I just need a goddamn beer, man.
All right.
I buy that.
Oh, my God.
What do you want, Epsilon?
What do you want?
You may think you hate Jackler, but you actually want his 15 and a half John Holmes sausage to take 10 seconds towards your butt crack.
Sick bastard, shut up.
Just shut up, man.
What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew?
The Boy Scout comes back from camp.
What?
Oh!
I don't condone that, man.
That's a horrible joke.
I don't condone that.
Oh, God.
And helped get me through some tough times, such as my divorce.
Don't let these trolls and cyberbearmen get to you.
Subscribe to Filthy Heretic, you stupid freaking knickers.
Shut up, man.
Nick Ayers.
Shut up, man.
Shut up, Nick Ayers.
I'm telling you right now.
You wouldn't say that in my face, man.
What is the difference between a ton of coal and 1,000 Jews?
Jews burn longer.
Stop!
Stop this crap!
Stop this racist joke, crap!
Ah!
Ah, damn it!
Ah!
Racist bastard, stop!
Stop it now!
All of you!
Stop it now!
This is horrible!
And y'all've got to stop!
Y'all gotta stop this crap, man!
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not kidding.
You trolls need to F off.
Love you, ghost.
Thank you, Banny.
I appreciate it, man.
I mean, goddammit, you trolls need to F off, man.
Listen to Banny Girls, man.
He knows what he's talking about, man.
The ghost is nice.
You're a nice sky ghost.
I am nice.
The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
The sun is warm.
The grass is green.
And why are the pandas dancing?
One panda, two panda, three panda, four panda, five panda panda pandas.
I gotta catch my breath.
What's the difference between a Jew and a bullet?
The bullet makes it out of the chamber.
No!
God damn it, with these racist jokes!
No!
These are horrible!
Those racist bastards!
God damn it, man!
Oh, God!
I don't condone this crap, folks.
Yet, I don't condone it.
I don't condone any of this crap.
I don't condone any of it.
I don't know where these goddamn cyber vermin are coming from or why they're doing this, but I don't condone it, man.
Oh, my God.
Now you're making me belch, man.
You see that?
You assholes, you're making me so upset.
Y'all are making me belch.
Y'all are making me belch for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Do you see what you're doing to my health?
Do you hear it?
Do you goddamn hear it for Christ's sake, man?
Oh, God.
Give me some more beer, man.
And stop calling me ghostler.
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam War?
Because when the sergeant said to get down, they all got up and started dancing.
What the fuck?
Are you kidding me?
That's racist, man.
Stop with the racism.
Dow Jones.
Stop with the goddamn racism.
I'm not joking.
These are horrible racist jokes.
Shut up, man.
Stop With The Racism00:15:10
Stop.
Ghost popular sucks at this time.
Stop doing myself.
I'm warning you.
I'm warning you.
I'm not going to follow this goddamn broadcast.
I'm not even kidding.
I'm not here kids.
These are horrible.
And I can't believe you people can come up with this kind of crap, man.
A 100% serious ghost.
Fucking quick.
Prove that you have anything resembling integrity left.
Shut up, G.I., alright?
Nobody asked you, alright?
Nobody asked you.
I want to do my broadcast, but you assholes won't let me down.
Shut up your ass.
Shut up your ass, G.I., you son of a bitch.
Ghost, you just need to not get angry.
They want your anger, ghost.
They think it's funny, but honestly, it's not funny, man.
I don't care.
It's not fun.
The more you react angry, the more they will do it.
Are you listening to what they're doing to me?
Are you listening?
Why do Jews love football?
Because they get a quarterback.
Oh, my God.
You racist sons of bitches.
Damn it.
Stop.
This hate is making me sick.
He has a few black people in his family tree and they're still hanging there.
Oh, stop, man.
Stop with the goddamn racist jokes.
I'm not joking.
Stop.
Just stop with the goddamn racist jokes.
I'm not joking.
Oh my god.
Just stop.
Everybody, just stop.
Just stop it now.
I can't believe how many fucking racist people I have listening to me out there.
I mean, in what depraved area of your mind did you concoct this crap?
Seriously, man.
Seriously.
Oh, God, man.
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
This is what my goddamn show has become, man.
This is what my goddamn show has become, man.
I'm like, shut up, anarcher, baby.
Let me talk.
That's the worst part about being a black Jew.
You have to sit in the back of the oven.
God damn it, stop this goddamn crap.
What's the difference between ghosts and blacks?
Nothing.
Stop this racism.
Stop the goddamn racism.
All you sick bastards.
Stop.
Just stop.
Stop it now.
My name is Jigga.
Stop.
My favorite hobbies include digging up ghosts, dead grannies from the grave for some Alabama cake, raping the children of the landscape.
Just let me do my show.
Just let me do my show, please, man.
And stop with the racist jokes.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
I've had enough.
I've been on for an hour, and this is all I have been subjected to.
I could barely catch my breath, man.
Ugh.
I gotta take some deep breaths.
I'm not even kidding.
I can't.
I can't believe this is what my show has become.
An hour of this crap.
A whole goddamn hour of this garbage, man.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
What now?
Oh, God.
Tell you, just stop, man.
Can't you all just stop?
Just stop, please.
I am a melting pot of friendship.
I have texts.
I have texts that happen to be a bad person.
I can't even breathe.
I'm an either, man.
Oriental camera job.
Oh, Jesus.
Shut up, man.
Just shut up, man.
Shares of Alphabet dropped more than that.
Stop, man.
Leave me alone.
Let me go up.
Shut up and let me do my goddamn show, man.
Please.
Seriously, you damn trolls.
I'm going to end this day broadcast, man.
Let me talk, okay?
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Just let me talk, okay?
I can't catch my breath, man.
I freaking sweat like a goddamn sweat horse up in here.
I'm going to choke some beer.
Oh, my God.
Please, man, stop with the goddamn racist jokes.
I'm not joking, man.
Stop with the goddamn racist jokes.
I'm not joking.
What do you call a favorite Mexican spot?
Cross cuts.
Just shut up, man.
Why do these chambers have 11 holes?
So that Jews can't cover all the whole sea.
Are there no beaters in the 11th?
No, no.
Stop with the racist man.
Why?
Neither have you.
Why?
Quit you fucking.
Why, man?
I buy that for a while.
Jesus Christ, man.
Man, this is horrible.
This is horrible.
Why do black people call each other brothers?
What?
Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Oh, God, man.
Enough!
Enough of the goddamn racist jokes!
Enough!
I hope some federal authority is watching over these sick freaks.
I'm getting cyberbullying, man.
And if you're listening to it, you are accomplices, man.
Silence is consent, man.
If you're getting a crack at me, getting cyberbullying, silence is consent, man.
Ghost, my son.
I told you last show that you should toke on the peace fight.
You didn't take my advice and you saw how it ends.
I strongly suggest you take the advice of your elders and break out the tip of the body.
Just stop extraordinary control.
Belch, man.
These people are making me belch.
What do you want, anchor baby?
What do you want, man?
Why can't black kids play in sandboxes?
Because the cat keeps covering them up.
Stop it!
Stop this crap!
This is horrible!
Ghost, I hope you're proud of me.
Stop!
Today I saved a family of drowning Muslims as a JPEG.
Stop with the racist jokes!
Seriously, man!
400 Texans at Goliad.
A Mexican army cookout.
You shut up, bitch!
Stop the goddamn racist jokes!
Stop the goddamn racist jokes!
Stop!
Stop!
What are your opinions on your show?
I want you to ask yourself this: Am I truly happy with what I'm doing here?
Is this what I want?
Maybe this show ISIS.
No, it's not what I want, man.
No!
It's not what I want, man!
And I'm serious.
I'm not joking.
I'm thinking about ending this damn broadcast, man.
I'm not letting these people make a fucking mockery of me like this.
This is horrible.
This is goddamn horrible with these sick, goddamn.
These are horrible, goddamn racist jokes, man.
Stop with the racist jokes, and I'm not joking.
Stop!
Just stop it now!
Stop with the racist jokes!
And I'm not joking, man!
Everybody, throughout my 11-year internet broadcasting career, knows that I am a melting pot of friendship!
I'm a melting pot of friendship, man!
How dare you turn my show into some kind of racist hatred!
I'm not a racist!
I'm not a racist!
You people are racist, man!
You people!
And you goddamn assholes are driving me to drink!
You assholes are driving me to drink!
Oh, God!
Oh, my God!
What do you call a house filled with black people?
A state prison!
Stop, man!
I'm serious!
Stop with the goddamn racism, man!
Stop!
You're making a mockery of my show!
My show's serious, man!
How come Jewish women only duck circumcised cocks?
Because they won't touch anything that's not 10% off.
Oh, my God!
Oh, this racist crap!
Oh my god!
What else?
Oh!
300 Texans getting fucked up.
Oh, shut up with the racist jokes!
All of you!
All of you all just shut up!
All of you, just shut up!
Shut your mouth!
Shut your goddamn racist asses, man.
Stop the racist jokes.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
Oh, my God, man.
I can't believe.
I can't believe that this is what you've reduced my show to.
How dare you, people, man?
I used to be somebody, man.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
Oh, God.
Give me my goddamn drink, man.
Oh, God.
I'm done with that.
You people are driving me to drink for Christ's sake, man.
Oh, God.
Everybody, hit the report button.
Go shut up your ass.
Go show up.
I'm not a racist.
I'm not a racist, man.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, man.
Everybody knows it.
It's you, people.
It's you, people, they're listening.
It's you, listeners.
And I can't believe it.
I can't believe it, man.
I can't believe this is on the internet.
Keep it up and continue the show.
Oh, my God.
How do you make a Jewish girl's number up her sleeve?
Just stop with the racism, man.
You're making me belch, man.
Just stop.
I just heard my just stop, man.
You're making me belch, man.
I mean, you can literally hear the health problems that I have from this drinking, man.
Stop.
I'm asking, Father, why are niggas so black?
Stop with the racism.
Stop it.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Stop with the racism right now.
Or I'm going to end the goddamn broadcast, man.
This is horrible.
This is horrible, man.
This is horrible, man.
Ghost, I challenge you to a thumb war.
One, two, three, four.
I declare a.
Thumb war.
What are you for?
What are you five?
I use this hand to masturbate.
Oh, Jesus Christ, bitch.
Shut up, man.
I can't take.
I gotta keep drinking if I'm gonna continue the show.
I gotta keep drinking.
I got racists.
I got sick bastards.
I got troll terrorists.
I got cyber vermin.
Why don't you all just leave me alone?
This is cyberbullying, assholes.
This is cyberbullying.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling because he doesn't know he's black?
Oh, that's horrible, man.
Stop.
Stop it now.
Stop the goddamn racism, man.
Seriously.
Seriously, man.
How dare you people be this racist on my show, man?
I'm not racist, man.
I'm not racist.
Masturbating engineer.
Go shove it up your ass, man.
I need some goddamn beer.
I need some goddamn beer.
I need some more beer, man.
Oh, my God.
You racist bastards.
I do not condone any of this racism.
I want everybody to know that.
9-11 gets a day of mourning while blacks get a whole month because being black is a bigger tragedy.
Oh, God.
Listen, I'm not joking around.
Stop.
Stop this garbage, man.
This is horrible.
This is horrible, man.
You're ruining my show, man.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Fuck out of any of you white boys talking all this shit.
Fuck you, ghosts, for promoting this.
I'm not promoting nothing, DeAndre, man.
What are you talking about?
I'm not promoting nothing.
Shut up.
These are people who are New York on Monday subpoenaed President Donald Trump's inaugural committee for documents related to donors, vendors, and finances.
Shut up, don't you duck?
You're a liar.
That's fake news.
Don't listen to that asshole.
Give me my goddamn beer, man.
I got freaking.
You see, I got black people like DeAndre over here misinterpreting my show when it's you.
It's all you, troll terrorists that are making a mockery of my show.
It's your fault.
It's all your fault.
I'm drinking right now because of you.
People think I'm racist because of you.
How is Copperwire made?
Two Jews fighting over a penny.
Oh, God, shut up with the racism, man.
Shut up.
This is horrible.
These are horrible jokes, man.
Oh, God.
I need a beer, man.
I need a goddamn beer.
I can't believe you people, man.
Seriously, do you have a freaking soul?
Do you all have a freaking soul, man?
This is horrible.
Oh.
Let me get my goddamn beer in my glasses.
This is horrible, man.
And yeah, you want to know why my voice is cracking?
It's because of you.
It's because of you.
I love your show from back in 2011.
Even though there was a lot of funny stuff, your insight in finance has helped me saved for a deposit for a home much love from Australia.
Oh, I hope so, they're jack jacket.
That's true, man.
Thank you for the positive words, man.
I appreciate it, man.
I really do.
What do you want to do?
They throw a spoon down the stairs.
Ching Chong Chong Ting.
Feeling Like Puke00:15:35
Oh, God.
Listen, man.
Seriously, stop this crap.
Stop this crap.
Oh, God.
Hugs for ghost.
I definitely need a hug, man.
Listen.
Oh, God.
Oh, I feel like I'm going to puke, man.
I'm not even kidding.
I feel like I'm going to puke.
Listen, man, stop the racist jokes.
I'm not joking.
Stop the racist jokes.
I'm not joking, man.
Stop.
Just stop.
What's the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand Jews?
Just stop.
Jews burn longer.
Oh, God.
Shut up, man.
Just stop with this crap, man.
Please.
Please.
Oh, God, man.
No.
No.
Mrs. Ghost just texted me saying that you two are going to eat some heart-shaped steak and hang some black children for Valentine's Day.
Oh, shut up, your ass.
All right.
Leave me alone.
All right.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just shut your mouth.
What is the difference between black people and tires?
Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
No, man.
Listen.
I'm going to end this broadcast if you people keep doing this crap.
I'm not kidding.
Author!
Stop it!
Oh, God.
Mommy with a salami?
Shut up, man.
Oh.
Oh.
I feel like I'm going to throw up, man.
I feel like I'm going to throw up, man.
I'm not kidding.
Oh, God.
I feel like I'm going to puke with it.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, good Lord, man.
I'm just so out of it, man.
I can't believe you people, man.
I can't believe you people, man.
Let me have a goddamn drink of beer.
At least you want to be talking!
You're letting me talk!
Oh my god!
Never would I have been so glad to hear spam, man.
Thank you, man!
I got some time!
I've got some time now!
I'm trying to catch my goddamn breath, man!
I'm trying to catch my goddamn breath!
Oh my god!
Oh!
Oh god!
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Oh Christ slash dot backslash dot, slash.
Engineer, can you do something about this asshole?
Yeah, we're I'm getting the engineer to do to skip over that crap.
All right, sons of bitches, but I needed a little bit of a breather way in you coming.
Shut up Wayne, you come and shove.
News from Texas.
SWAT teams have surrounded the house of amateur talk show host Ghosts.
Oh, shut up.
Witness reports show that several Confederate flags are flying and sounds of domestic abuse.
Oh go, shove it up your ass.
That's a goddamn lie.
That's a goddamn lie and you know it.
Shove it up your ass.
Why do niggers only chill and kick it because they don't like to hang?
No no no listen listen, stop.
Stop with the damn freaking racist.
Why were so many niggas killed in the Vietnam?
Stop with the race.
When the sergeant says, step down, they all seriously stop.
Just stop it.
Now I buy that.
Jesus Christ man failed my biology test today.
They asked what is commonly found in cells.
Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer.
Where do you all come up with this racist crap?
Stop.
Man just got out of prison after attacking a man on year's eve excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Can you all please stop with the goddamn.
This is horrible man.
Can this shit please stop?
I'm trying to man, please.
I'm trying.
I'm not a racist man.
Power to the brothers, man jeez.
I went to the World Trade Center the other day to buy some gifts.
They seemed to be a bit hesitant on one of the gifts that I wanted to buy.
I asked if I could purchase any planes.
They said they don't have any.
I said, yes, you do, there's one in the window.
Oh listen man, i'm gonna have to end the show.
Man, i'm not even kidding around.
I mean, these goddamn jokes are horrible.
I mean, in what part of your brain and what part of goddamn?
I can't even.
I can't even imagine.
I can't even imagine.
Oh my god, I need to blow my nose.
Man, you people are making me secrete mucus man.
You're making me secrete mucus man.
Oh god, oh my god, oh god oh, my god, Oh, God.
Thanks for the five bucks, G.I.
I really appreciate it, even though you tried to spam, man.
I appreciate it, man.
Apparently, 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
What?
Oh, Jesus.
Stop this crap!
Stop this goddamn racism for Christ's sake!
Damn it!
Ah!
Ah!
Damn it!
What is Kaida's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Listen, man, Doctor, this is horrible.
Stop!
Stop it now, man!
Just stop!
Just stop it!
All of you!
All of you!
Oh my god!
You're making me belch, man.
I'm not joking.
You're making me belch bad tonight, man.
Have a heart, man.
Have a goddamn heart.
For Christ's sake, man, have a damn heart, man.
Oh, my God.
I'm freaking chugging beer, man.
I'm freaking chugging beers, man.
And you don't know why, right?
You all know why.
You all know why.
It's because of you.
IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU TROLL TERRORIST, AND CYBERVERMENT, AND RACIST MASTERS!
Oh, God.
Oh, God!
Tolls are reaching for the low-hanging fruit tonight.
I am not impressed.
Oh, shut up, Molox.
Shut up, man.
Gretchen with an erection.
Oh, no, let's not start that, man.
Gretchen with an erection.
Let's not start that.
I remember that.
I remember when people were coming out with these stupid names like dolls with balls and chicks with dicks and slag with a meatbag.
I remember that crap, man.
I remember that.
Let's not start that crap again, man.
I'm not even kidding.
Let's not start that, man.
Oh, good God, man.
I need some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
I need some more beer.
I'm getting infested by racist.
I need some more beer, man.
Ugh. Ugh. Ha ha. Ugh. Ugh. God.
Oh, God.
I'M GETTING INFESTED BY RACISTS FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, MAN! UGH! UGH! UGH! OH GOD!
Oh, my God.
Oh.
The butter's kicking in.
Shut up.
It's not the butter.
Shut up.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I need some more beer, man.
I just don't worry about me.
People in the chat room, don't worry, man.
It'll go away with more beer.
It'll go away with more beer, man.
Oh, God.
It'll go away with more beer, man.
I mean, y'all are hearing this show, right?
Y'all are hearing this goddamn broadcast, man.
Not only am I being bombarded by troll terrorists and cyber murmurs and freaking racists, man.
What's up, Jack Jack, man?
What's going on?
Ghosts should look up the Opal Towers in Sydney.
Some dude lost $840k because the new building he bought the property at had so many defects the entire complex had to be evacuated.
Keep up the good work, mate.
Hey, look into that, Jack-Jack.
I appreciate it.
Oh, I gotta catch my breath.
Shape-shift in progress.
Shut up, man.
I'm not shapeshifted.
Shut up, man.
More beer will get rid of it.
I'm just need more beer.
That's all I need to do.
All right, you need to do it.
I just need more beer.
I just need more beer.
I'm gonna drink.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Butter with a nutter.
Stop, man.
Seriously, just stop, man.
Just stop it, man.
Liberal logic.
Grown women in swimsuit competitions is bad and objectifying.
Oh, my God.
Little boys in drag shows is good and wholesome.
Death to feminism and to feminazis shitbags for promoting this shit.
Hey, well, you know, I can't say I disagree with that, man.
I don't know if I've forget about the troll's ghost.
Have you thought about selling more merch?
I would pay top dollar for a used pair of your wife's used panties.
Shut up, your ass, man.
I'm not sure.
Shut up with that shit crap, man.
Just shut up, man.
Just shut up and shut up, man.
I see you once again got rid of Media Share.
Are you gonna blame that on Stream Labs too?
Pathetic.
I thought you were a man.
An asshole, that freaking panda.
I just had media share on Friday.
All right, and I have media share on another channel.
Okay?
And if you want to know that other channel, well, then go to ghost.report right now and go ahead and figure it out.
Oh, God.
I mean, I've been on here for an hour.
An hour and 25 minutes.
And this is what I'm getting.
I'm tired.
I'm tired of this crap, man.
I'm tired.
I don't even know why I do this show.
I don't even know what the hell, man.
Shout outs to Simple Flips.
Who the hell is Simple Flips, man?
Just shut up.
Or how about just sitting there and shutting your goddamn pooper, right, man?
Just shut up.
Oh, my God, man.
I'm already...
How many beers?
How many beers are the header?
About four or five beers already had a shot, man.
You see, you see how you people are making me drink, man?
You see how you people are making me drink with the racism?
With the troll terrorism and cyber verminism, man.
I told you that if I just keep drinking, man, all that, you know, it's like, you know, it's when I get like these belching, you know, these belching fits, you know what I mean?
It's like, it's like hiccups, you know, it's like getting the hiccups.
You just freaking drink a lot of water.
You keep drinking.
It'll go away.
It's just that's how that's how That's how my belching is.
You know what I mean?
That's how it is.
Oh God.
I got all this crap all over the goddamn office.
All this goddamn crap, man.
Good God.
And it's all because of you.
I'm drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
I got a freaking mess all over the goddamn office.
All because of you!
All because of you, man.
Oh, God.
I'm about to belch again.
I'm sorry, folks.
Oh god!
Oh, God.
What's wrong with me, man?
What the hell is wrong with me, man?
Oh, God.
You see what you're doing to me?
Do you see what you people are doing to me, man?
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm not a feels bad, man.
I'm not a feels bad, man.
Just shut up.
Just shut up, man.
I'm just going to keep drinking, man.
I'm just going to keep beer guzzling, man.
I'm going to keep beer guzzling in that goddamn stone cold Steve Austin, man.
That's what I'm going to do, man.
Let me tell you.
Let me tell you, troll stuff, especially you racist and you assholes of me.
Jesus Christ.
What do you want?
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
If this message doesn't send, then I am going to stop and not troll no more.
Just Keep Drinking00:14:03
If that is the case, I wanted to say I love you, ghost.
Oh, yeah.
Well, now you're all like, and I'll miss you once you inevitably bitch out again.
Fuck you.
Go shove up your ass, man.
All right, go shoving up your ass, all right?
Just leave me alone.
Just leave me alone, man.
All right, it's obvious you people don't care about the markets.
You don't care about making money.
You don't care about anything.
What do you want, Laura?
I speak for the trees.
The trees say, stop force belching and your fake crying, you theater major.
Force belching.
I'm freaking chugging beers, you stupid, dumb, freaking knob gobbler.
You sound like a cuckoo connoisseur that doesn't know your ass from your elbows.
And every beer that I'm guzzling here.
And every beer that I'm drinking, I'm just chugging, man.
It's a pint of beer, baby.
It's a pint.
It's not some 12-ounce bunch of garbage, alright?
And shut up.
If you people in the chat room are saying me guzzling down beers is gross, you're racist, all right?
Big gracy pole deep inside my hole.
Just shut up with a, you perverts.
Just shut up, man.
Hold on, I gotta belch again.
You see this?
I got a belt to get because of you asshole.
Bye.
Oh, my God.
Amanda's shagging pandas.
Oh, my God.
Hold on, folks.
This is.
I gotta drink more beer.
It's the only thing that makes you go away, man.
All right.
Hold on.
Let me talk.
Let me talk, but just let me get another goddamn beer, man.
It's the only way.
It just makes it go away.
It makes it go away, man.
All right, it makes it go away.
Let's have some more beer, man.
Shut up.
Don't talk that way about the engineer.
Don't say the engineer's a tar, you son of a bitch.
We're chugging beers here, man.
This is what you all have reduced me to.
You know what?
Ah!
Ah!
You know that?
For Christ's sake, man.
This is what I've become.
Oh, God.
I used to be somebody, man.
I'm not even kidding, man.
I used to be somebody, man.
I have a message for Trump, and I can't say it because of you.
Just close your eyes, ghost.
Breathe in, breathe out.
Breathe in the healing love of the universe.
Imagine the trolls don't exist.
Push the trolls out of your mind.
Pretend the blacks don't exist.
Pretend they don't exist.
They're taking over my show!
Pretend they don't exist.
They're taking over my show.
Oh, God.
Trump took a dump.
Go f you, man.
Just F you.
Alright, just F you.
Just leave me alone, man.
I'm telling you, man, I thought this Past Baller Friday was bad, man.
I thought this Passballer Friday was bad, man.
How much do I have to pay for a pint of engineers' creamy ass butter pre-carbon by the true capitalist construct?
You sick bastard, bitch.
Shut up, man.
Why don't you all just shut up, man?
Oh, God, man.
I mean, this is why I'm drinking.
I'm self-medicating because of you, people.
I'm self-medicating because of you.
i'm gonna continue to say this and i'm gonna talk i'm telling all of you man You people that are listening to this.
And you're getting any kind of gratifuation.
If you're getting any kind of anything, you're complicit.
You're complicit in this cyberbullying, man.
Silence is consent.
Don't you understand that?
You son of a bitch.
Oh, God.
I'm just going to keep guzzling down the beer, man.
That's all I can do.
That's it, man.
That's all I can do.
Ugh.
Kill all Negro.
I got shit.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Son of a bitch!
Oh, God, I know what you mean by that, man.
I'm gonna end the show, man.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
I'm gonna end the show.
I'm gonna end this show.
I buy that.
Oh, God.
Ghost, I would anal vore you and smile as you jerk off while being digested.
What the hell are you talking about, you son of a bitch, man?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
I got a burp, man.
I got a belch.
You see, you people are making me belch, man.
Oh.
Oh, what do you do with David Crocky and John?
You know what?
Shut up!
Davy Crockett and Santa Ana's decorative rugs.
Shut up!
Don't talk about the Texas martyrs at what are you fucking asshole?
Don't, man!
Don't!
Just don't man!
Snare with a pear.
Philly with a willy.
Applejack with a big sash.
SHUT UP WITH THAT CRAP!
Oh, God.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Shut up.
Please give me your soul ghost.
Shut up.
Before it's too late.
Jimmy Turner, shut up.
Alvin with a wheelchair.
Shut up.
Oh, God.
I feel horrible.
Shut up.
All you in the chat room, shut up.
All of you in the chat room, shut up.
Oh, my God.
I feel horrible.
I feel horrible because of you, man.
Oh, God.
Look at how you're making me belch.
Look at how you're making me belch, man.
Look at how you're making me belch, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
I just gotta keep drinking, man.
You keep drinking, man.
It just goes away.
You know what I'm saying?
You keep drinking.
It just goes away, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
If silence is consent, then your dead granny's silence is consent for me to stick my dick into Viratio's.
Shut up!
Don't talk about my granny!
Shut up!
That's sick, and don't talk about my granny!
You son of a bitch!
My granny was a pious woman!
She never cursed in her life, man!
Don't you understand that?
Donald Trump's nothing more than some megalomaniac blowhard that we do not need in the White House.
Don't talk about that.
We don't need to talk that way about my president.
That's my president.
That's my president, man.
We're making America great again, you son of a bitch.
Ghost with an old toast.
Fucking go shove it up, your ass, man.
I got a 15 and a half inch John Old Said, alright?
So shut up!
Alright?
Shut your mouth.
Oh, God, man.
We're making America great again, man.
I'd buy that for a minute.
You couldn't tell by this show.
How much are you planning on charging for the engineer's cum soaked wet wipes?
Shut the hell out of here.
You people are sick.
You people are sick, goddamn bastards, man.
Slash dot backslash slash dot backslash slam.
Thank you for spamming.
I need a goddamn drink.
I need a goddamn breathing.
I appreciate the spam.
Please die in your own vomit.
I appreciate the sky.
I NEED MORE BEER!
HAHAHAHA I NEED MORE God dang beer OH GOD OH GOD OH SHUT HIM UP ENGINEER God damn it.
I'd buy that.
Jesus Christ.
1.5-inch Nick Bait pencil.
The hell you talking about a 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage, and I'm pretty sure that whatever female that you have around this broadcast is fantasizing in her goddamn brain right goddamn now.
Do you understand it?
Right goddamn now!
You son of a person.
I heard you talking shit about Nevada a few shows ago.
Bring your hambone ass out here and see what happens, you Texas.
Oh, yeah, right.
Yeah, you know what?
Nevada is nothing more than a nuclear waste dump.
All right, that's what Nevada is.
Nevada is nothing but a nuclear waste dump and what the moon landing footage is, all right?
All you people think that we landed on the moon, nothing but Nevada, all right?
I've been to Nevada, I've seen that crap hole, and I know Nevada when I see it.
All the goddamn moon landing footage that we've seen, nothing but Nevada.
So shut up your ass.
And by the way, I need some more beer.
Buy that for a dollar.
Jesus Christ, ghost needs weed.
Huh?
Should I break out the wacky tobacco?
Is that what we're going to do here?
You're going to break out the wacky.
Ghost equals incel with a pen cell.
Yo, fuck yours.
I'm not a fucking incel.
I got a woman right now in the back making me goddamn something to eat.
All right?
Mrs. Ghost with a po shut up your ass, man.
All right.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Manas with bananas.
Shut up.
Made to wave the flag.
Shut up.
And when the band plays Hail to the Chief, ooh, they point the cannon at you.
Lord, it ain't me.
It ain't me.
Pour my beer because you sons of bitches don't care.
You people don't care, man.
Turn off the TTS and talk about the markets, you hambone.
What are you talking about, man?
This is what makes this show interactive.
My whole show history from the 11 years of my internet broadcasting career.
It's always been interactivity, man.
And unfortunately, this is the fucking byproduct.
This is the goddamn byproduct.
This is the byproduct, man.
So shut up.
All you people, just shut up.
Just shut your mouth.
Oh, God.
11-year broadcasting career I've had, man.
11-year broadcasting career, man.
I used to be somebody, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Is this bitch frog D-Ray?
Hey, ghost, it's your good old friend, D-Ray, in the chat.
I know I said to turn off the notifications, but I keep forgetting that you don't care about your fans.
Do as I say, and I will suck off your PP ghost shit.
Shut up, just shut your mouth.
All right, that's not the D-Ray.
You're just a goddamn troll terrorist, and shut your mouth.
Just shut your goddamn mouth, man.
All right, shut up.
I'm drinking, man.
You people aren't... You...
You people are causing me to drink.
Come out here, you pathetic sheckle-grubbing, dishonorably discharged.
Shut up, your ass, Nevada.
All right?
Nevada's a nuclear waste dump.
I wouldn't take a shit, Nevada.
Shut up.
All right, shut your mouth.
Edgy bra.
Edgy bruh.
I got your freaking edgy right here.
Shut Your Mouth Nevada00:15:16
The measurements we've been given of the earth are all fake.
Neil deGrasse Tyson had to admit we can't see curvature at 120.000 feet.
Years ago, it was claimed we could see curve from commercial flights and people believe.
You're not understanding.
Remember, Neil Tyson deGrasse said that the earth is pear-shaped.
Remember that.
Neil Tyson deGrasse said the earth is pear-shaped.
Engineer equals shit at his job.
Hold on.
I got a burp.
Oh my god.
Man, it sounds like I'm spitting up something, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
Next time I do that, I'm going to spit it up.
Hey, Engineer, give me a napkin.
Give me some kind of tissue.
I'm going to spit it up in the tissue and see what I'm doing, man.
I'm a little concerned with all the regurgitation that I'm having here, man.
I'm a little concerned, man.
I'm not even joking around.
And let me tell you something.
If there's anything wrong with my health, it's because of you.
It's because of all of you.
All right, because of all of you.
Oh, my God.
But from my experience, folks, I'm not kidding.
You know, some of you people might be rolling your eyes or whatever.
If I keep drinking, if I keep drinking, this thing will go away, all right?
And listen, man, I'm sorry for all the hundreds of thousands of people that listen to this broadcast for the financial insight and the political and social commentary.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to drink now.
Okay.
I'm going to drink now.
When's radio?
You assholes want radio graffiti after this?
You assholes are ungrateful.
You're ungrateful.
Templeton with a virus.
Go shove it up your ass, man.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
I'll be disputing for a refund since you don't care enough to make sure your shit works.
It's working.
Shut up.
All right.
You can dispute all you want to.
Just shut up.
It works.
All right.
Shut up.
Ghost only hates Nevada because he lost his granny's life insurance policy money on the street.
Don't talk about my granny.
Don't talk about my granny.
Do you understand?
My granny was a pious woman.
Do you understand?
When my granny made food for the young'uns and for the family and there was any left over, she would go to the neighbors and give it to the neighbors.
I mean, she was a pious woman.
I love that woman.
And that's why you sons of bitches keep talking about my goddamn granny.
Go fuck yourself.
I'm sorry for cursing.
I'm sorry for cursing.
True intergestion radio.
True indigestion radio.
Go shove it up your ass, man.
Engineer is Paul the liberal.
Hey, shut up about Paul the Liberal.
You know, that's that ain't nothing.
That ain't got nothing to do with what's going on here.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Don't talk about Paul the Liberal.
All right.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Texas Nutter makes the butter.
All right, listen.
I want to be honest with you.
You guys.
You guys have made my fucking show a complete mockery on YouTube.
Okay, you know, I wanted to have some political and social commentary, the financial insight, man, and I can't do it.
I can't do it!
You all listen to this broadcast.
I can't do it!
This is what I get show over and over and over again.
What do you want, Nevada?
This is illegal infested, hotter than hell, absolute shithole.
Even the fucking coyotes die out there.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, let me tell you something.
That's why rock stars write songs about Texas, you little son of a bitch.
All right.
Have you ever heard Thunderstruck?
Let me see if I can still do it.
Thunderstruck!
Remember Thunderstruck by ACDC?
Thunderstruck went to Texas!
Texas!
And we had something!
We met some girls!
Some girls that have been making truck!
Broke all of the rules!
Reason to food!
Yeah!
Yeah!
You remember that?
That's freaking ACDC, baby.
That's freaking ACDC writing about Texas, baby.
Texas.
All right?
We're going to Texas!
Texas!
We had something!
I mean, come on, man.
I'd buy that for a second.
Ghost, shut up.
All right.
That food was poisoned ghosts.
Oh, go, shut up, your ass.
Don't talk about my neighbors always moved out.
Shut up.
They didn't.
Shut your mouth.
I killed them.
All right.
Shut up.
Don't talk about my granny.
You didn't.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth, all right?
My granny was a pious woman.
All right.
She never cursed a day in her life.
Do you understand me?
I mean, my granny was...
You sons of bitches, man.
You want me to end this show early.
Don't you?
Don't you?
I'd buy that for a dollar.
You're Texas in Fuego.
Go shove it up your ass.
Give me my goddamn beer.
This is why I'm beer guzzling, man.
You know, I've already had, I've already almost had six pints in a shop, man, because of you sons of bitches, man.
This is why I drink copious amounts of alcohol here.
Because, bruh.
Oh, Jesus.
It's because of you.
And by the way, you know what I'm going to do?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Engineer.
Shut up.
How many of you have to do it?
That's not the real Trumpet.
Shut up.
Shut up.
How about Granny?
How about you?
Shut your mouth.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
That's not Trump and Capitalist.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
You are wrong.
What the hell is this?
My TTS named TrueUnderscore Flatulance Underscore Radio.
Shut up, your ass.
Even though I was charged for it.
I'll see you in hell, you greedy fucking Jew.
Yeah, I know what I'm saying.
I've had over $200 over several shows, and you don't give a shit when stuff doesn't work.
Oh, it's not.
You're lying your ass off.
You're lying your ass off, all right?
ACDC, Sips Beer Now That Was True Music.
Boomer Ghost.
Oh, you're going to make fun of me because I'm a boomer now, huh?
Huh?
Yes, we do.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right, what's wrong with boomer music, by the way?
Boomer music was pretty good.
The show was better just keep radio graffiti and get rid of text-to-speech.
Come on, man.
I mean, what?
Wait, wait, hold on.
What is this?
ACDC is boomer-tier garbage.
Go shut up to your show for one day because one autistic millennial is a better political commentator than you will ever be.
Oh, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Let me tell you something, man.
ACDC was real music, you son of a bitch.
All right, sit there and shut your goddamn mouth.
All right?
Oh, you know, you don't remember.
Thunderstruck!
You don't remember that?
Ah!
Thunderstrap!
Now, don't get me wrong, that was the Brian Johnson days.
I do like, don't get me wrong, the Bond Scott days, you know, like, she's got the jacket.
She's got the jack.
Keep drinking and killing yourself, Hambone.
The sooner you reach Malik, the better.
This is the best.
Shut up.
I'm drinking because of you.
I'm drinking because of you, troll terrorists.
So shut up.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
I'm drinking because of you, and I hope that weighs down on your conscience, man.
All right.
I hope that weighs down on your goddamn conscience.
All right.
Son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
I should end this goddamn broadcast.
I'm not even kidding around, man.
I've got freaking Mrs. Ghost in the back making me something in the kitchen, man.
And, you know, I should just be going over there, making sure she's knowing her place.
And, you know, instead of, you know, sitting over here messing with you, sons of bitches.
You know what I'm saying?
Y'all hear her in the background?
That's what I'm saying.
That's Mrs. Ghost.
She understands what's going on.
And shut up in the chat room.
She's not making fried chicken this time, you son of a bitch.
Guess what?
Believe it or not, because you sons of bitches have made a mockery of this show and you made a mockery of episode 15.
I told Mrs. Ghost because you sons of bitches, for whatever reason, there's something wrong with your heads, man.
You've got like one of those relaxed brains or something.
You know what I'm saying?
That's why you keep messing with me.
That's why you keep cyber verming me.
That's why you keep goddamn cyberbullying me, man.
In commemoration of all you fucking troll terrorists in cyber.
What do you want?
Don't listen to the imposter.
I don't want you to die of liver damage.
How then will I be able to ride your fat meaty veiny cock in my booty hole?
Oh, go shove it up, your ass.
All right, the real caresser.
Go shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
In the ghost mom, go shove it up, your ass.
All right.
Go just shut up.
All right.
You people have got one of those relaxed brains, you know?
Shut.
What is this?
The new show sucks.
It's entertainment.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
These people are bombarding me with nothing but troll terrorism.
How the hell else am I supposed to react, you son of a bitch?
Huh?
You cuckhole connoisseurs.
How the hell am I supposed to react?
I mean, I guarantee you, most of the people that are trolling my show right now, that are flapping their fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard and text to chat.
I guarantee you that these people are a bunch of urinal cake curators.
All right?
They collect urinal cakes for a living because they're I'm not even kidding.
These people are sick.
They're enema bag cleaners.
They're pieces of trash.
All right.
And let me tell you something.
You know who you are.
You know who you are, you son of a bitch.
Sorry, I'm drinking beer.
I mean, you know what?
I may have to break out the devil's lettuce here.
Ghost mom with a salaam.
Shut up!
Enough!
Enough!
I've had enough.
So let's stop this crap now.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
End the show.
Ghost show is top-tier autism.
Come to NV.
I would love to beat your older.
You know, what you come over here to Texas, boy.
Would you come over here to Texas, you little son of a bitch?
Son of a bitch.
Engineers crotch fungus.
Let's shove it up your ass.
Let me tell you something.
I don't think you people understand that I'm a bad man.
All right.
It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass.
I don't think that you people understand that.
All right?
Son of bitch.
You see, you're making me belch.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
You're making me belch.
At what donation level will you mail me an exquisitely blended mixture of Kerrygold Irish butter with Johnny Walker's seventh harvest and your finest diarrhea dookie?
Can you shut up, man?
Just shut your mouth, all right?
You're a sick pervert.
You're a sick goddamn pervert.
I want you to, I want you to say, I want you, I want to tell you something, all right?
All of you know this, and all of you should know this.
If I walk outside right now and start walking the streets, my mom with a dong, shut up, all right?
If I walk outside right now, clench my fists, put them in my pockets, start walking the streets, I could be arrested for lethal weapon.
Ghost comes on, talks for five seconds, then trolls take over.
Ghost loses his voice, drinks a lot, and leaves so Engie can play boss nigger.
Then ghost tard races and more.
Shut the hell, man.
You ask me, I'm sorry.
I have no other choice.
I'm going to have to break out the wacky tobacco, man.
The devil's lettuce, the pot, the reefer.
I'm going to have to break it out, man.
I'm sorry.
And listen, I want to tell everybody firsthand before I break this stuff out.
I am not condoning this whatsoever.
Okay?
I am subjecting myself to tetrahydrocannabinol so that you folks don't do it.
Do you understand?
That's why I'm doing it.
Okay.
I'm doing this for you.
Okay.
I'm doing this for you.
Let me get.
Let me go ahead and drink.
All right.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Ghost dad died sad.
Shut up.
All right.
Shut up with these stupid, dumbass names.
Shut your mouth.
God damn it.
I can't believe that you people are subjecting me to this to where I've got to break out the devil's lettuce just so I can have a goddamn freaking comm session on the broadcast, man.
All right.
Now, I want to tell you all that I am, you know, it's not necessarily legal out here in Texas to be consuming, you know, some of the grass, if you will, you know, the devil's lettuce.
Breaking Out Devil's Lettuce00:03:54
But out here in San Antonio, Texas, where I'm at, man, we got, you know, got people hustling out here.
You got kids on the corners selling candy apples.
And, you know, all you got to do is just ask them, like, hey, you know, where, you know, Mota, you know, Mota.
You know, where's the Mota?
And Mota means, you know, a little bit of, you know, a little bit of the old devil's lettuce.
And believe it or not, I got myself a decent, you know, a decent kid.
And when I mean kid, I mean, this is a like, you know, obviously over 18, barefoot, though, on the corner, selling candy apples.
And let me tell you, man, every time he comes through, you know what it is?
It's as if, like, he gives me the medical grade stuff, man.
I mean, this is medical cannabis.
This is medical cannabis.
Shut up, DHS double dip incoming.
Shut up.
This is like medical grade cannabis.
I can't even believe this.
I can't even believe that I get this, for Christ's sake.
Sorry, I missed the first 90 minutes.
Not counting the synapses of troll terrorists and cyber threats for everyone.
Go shut your ass.
I'm trying to get mellow.
All right, asshole.
I'm trying to get mellow right now, asshole.
I'm trying to get mellow.
I figured out why you love ACDC so much.
Bit of trivia.
Did you know their original name was always crying, delaying constantly?
Sounds like your spirit animal of music.
Go shove it up your ass.
Are you going to actually start a show?
Bond Scott.
All right, Brian fucking Johnson.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
Don't be talking about ACDC.
Anyway, listen.
Every time I get a new batch of the Devil's Lettuce, I mean, I'm literally getting D-O-D shill.
Shut up, all right?
I'm getting it in these medical cannabis bags called Loudlock.
And they give me the actual name of the tetrahydrocannabinol.
And I mean, it's unbelievable.
I mean, I can't believe that this is the way it is.
Anyway, I want to be honest with you.
This tetrahydrocannabinol that I got this time around is called White Dang.
White Dang, okay?
Now, I want to be honest with you.
What is it, boat?
Hey, tuned in a bit late.
Chat, have I missed anything important so far?
Go shove it up.
Have I missed anything important?
Get the hell out of here.
Anyway, this white dang is a hybrid tetrahydrocannabinol variant.
It is a hybrid of Indica and Sativa, and it's pretty hardcore.
I'm calling the police.
Shut up, man.
Don't be a goddamn nar, you asshole.
All right.
Anyway, I'm about to open up the loud lock here.
And oh, yeah, look at these buds, man.
Look at these.
Oh, look at the crystal.
Look at the crystal.
Look at the crystal on them.
Smells.
Man, no wonder they call this stuff medical stuff.
I mean, are you kidding me, man?
I mean, back in the 70s and the 80s, man, when I was, you know, maybe around this stuff, there wasn't stuff strong like this, man.
You know, back in the 70s, believe it or not, they were selling marijuana or, you know, the grass, what we called it, or reefer.
They were selling it by the garbage bag, man.
I mean, it was like those, you know, rags, you know, the kind of the kind of weed that was shoved up some Mexican's ass to get smuggled into this country.
And the only thing that made the potency of that weed was the hemorrhoids.
You know, anyway, anyway.
This is completely different, man.
This is like Mr. Wizard weed.
And I want to be completely honest with you.
Harshing Your Mellow00:07:28
I mean, I just.
I mean, I got to do it, man.
I got to do it for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Let me go ahead and do this here.
All right.
Hey, asshole, don't do SAPD's goddamn.
Why are you donating with the SAPD's number, man?
All right, leave me alone.
I buy that.
All right, leave me alone.
Also, you're getting high, so we don't have to, yet you're the one enjoying it.
Unfair.
Oh, go shove it up your ass, Jackler.
All right.
I'm sitting over here.
I'm just subjecting myself so that you don't have to.
Weed-powered wheelchair.
All right, go shove it up your ass, all right?
Now, look, I've already loaded a bowl of this, and I'm going to smoke it.
And let me tell you, you keep trolling me.
I'm going to kick your asses.
You know, screw kicking your asses.
I'm going to leave.
How about that?
How about that, asshole?
I'll freaking leave.
And you know what?
I'll be kicking back with Mrs. Ghost.
She's in the kitchen right now making, oh, yeah.
I forgot to tell you what she's making.
Guess what she's making?
In commemoration.
Shut up.
That's not funny, DEA.
That's not funny.
In commemoration of you freaking dumbass troll terrorists, cyber vermin, racist bastards, guess what she is making?
She's making spaghetti.
Yeah. I like that!
How do you like a little bit of that, you son of a bitch?
Huh?
Yeah, it's my guy.
Yeah.
Leave, puto.
Don't call me Puto, okay?
Why are you calling me Puto?
Because I'm in San Antonio, Texas, and there's a lot of Mexicans walking around out here.
Is that why you're being racist?
You see, you're culturally insinuating.
I'm not a Puto.
All right.
I'm not a Puto.
All right.
So, Chupla Miuevo, Comicho Riso, Pinche Puto.
How you like that, eh?
Oh, man.
What is this?
In preparation for your door being busted down, here's a few bucks for Templeton's.
Oh, yeah, that's very funny.
You know how the DIYs are.
Yeah, that's really funny, man.
That's actually not funny.
That's actually horrible.
And, you know, you're a piece of shit.
All right.
I'm smoking right now, and you people, Puto O'Rourke.
Yeah, no kidding, Puto O'Rourke.
Anyway, listen, let me go ahead.
And, you know, somebody in the chat room's like, your wife is cooking spaghetti at 10.30.
Hey, asshole, if you would be in the inner circle, which many people are, you'll understand that I have my wife cooking whenever I want her to cook, whenever I'm hungry.
I mean, if you were in the inner circle, Ghost the Puto hambone.
Yeah, fuck you, asshole.
Excuse my French.
I'm sorry.
But if you were in the inner circle, you would know that I have my woman cook whenever I feel like it.
Sometimes I have her cooking at 3 in the morning.
Sometimes I have her cooking at 12 night.
You know what I'm saying?
Is your Thai wife fucking retarded or something?
Ghost.
You always mention she's cooking throughout the show.
It doesn't take hours to cook meals, but you probably don't know.
Go shoving up your ass.
You don't understand.
Mrs. Ghost cooks everything from scratch, you son of a bitch.
All right?
That's what you don't understand.
She's not out here, you know, making some process crap.
You know what I mean?
So just sit there and shoving up your goddamn clogged up poopers.
I know that you people are hating on me over here, but Mrs. Ghost makes everything from scratch.
Where's your woman making everything from scratch, you son of a bitch?
How do you like that?
Ghost beats his wife.
Yeah, that's a false indictment, and that's a slanderous lie.
So just sit there and shut your ass, all right?
Just shut your ass.
I'm going to go ahead and take the first hit of the devil's lettuce, even though all you sons of bitches that are listening on, you're hating on me.
I don't know why you're hating on me.
All right.
But go shove it up your ass.
You're damn right, Mrs. Ghost is making pasta from scratch.
You understand that?
I mean, that's what women are supposed to do.
They're supposed to learn how to cook a little bit.
Ghost, do you scream in the basement?
Just tear up when she makes the old fried chicken.
Go shove it up, your ass, the king of king of it.
Go shove it up, your ass.
I'm going to smoke some Tetra.
What do you want, Andrew?
If you're down in Acuna and you ain't up to being alone non, spend all your money on just any honey that's find the Mexican blackbird and send all your troubles back all over.
Because Andrew is doing some ZZ top, baby.
It was a Mexican blackbird.
She's making nagger babies in her oven.
Right next to the broken.
Go shove it up.
I don't condone that racism there, Don't Smoke.
You're a racist bastard.
Shove it up yourself.
I don't think ingredients from the dollar store is from scratch.
But what do you know?
You had to have a motherfucker.
I can't stand that racist name.
Let me tell you something.
She makes everything from scratch.
She is a great cookie because I taught her how to cook.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, sometimes, you know, you get a woman.
They kind of know how to cook some things, but know how to cook everything.
You got to teach them.
You know what I mean?
And Mrs. Ghost, she's out there.
You're just hating because you sons of bitches don't got nobody making something for you except for mommy.
And what is mommy making you?
Huh?
Pizza pockets?
Pocket pizzas?
Huh?
Pizza rolls?
Huh?
Huh?
Pop-tarts?
Huh?
Hey, son of a bitch.
All right, go sit there and shut your ass.
All right.
I got a woman right now.
You're going to hear her.
All right.
She's getting started right now.
All right.
She's getting started right now with a goddamn, uh, she's getting started right now.
Where's your woman, huh?
Oh, that's right.
You ain't got a woman.
You ain't got a woman, you son of a bitch.
My mom makes my favorite pocket pussy.
Oh, God, man.
Just shut up and let me take my freaking.
Hold on, before I take a hit of some wacky tobacco, let's go ahead and.
You people are driving me to drink.
You people are driving me to do drugs.
You know that, right?
You all know that, right?
All right, let's go ahead and smoke this.
Let's smoke it, baby.
Goddamn lighter.
Bic, you got to do a better job, Bic.
All right?
You dick.
Oh, yeah.
And you got to let it hold in.
You got to hold it in and let it hit the brain, you know?
You got to hold it in and let it hit the brain.
Well, you fucked up ghost.
I have to harsh your mellow.
I recorded your hit, and I am calling the.
Oh, why are you going to harvest my mellow, you asshole?
Smoking This Weed Now00:03:08
Anyway, this is pretty good stuff.
Ghostwife.wave, hashtag fake.
I got a real wife, you dumb jerk dicks.
All right?
I got a real wife out here.
And let me tell you something.
You know what I should do?
I should just end the show on you sons of bitches for fucking doing this to me.
I mean, I shouldn't have to be taking this, man.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I should have more respect.
I should have more respect from you people, but you don't.
You don't have any respect for me.
So why the hell am I even doing this broadcast?
And let alone, why the hell should I even be doing a radio graffiti?
I want to be honest with you.
I think that I'm going to let Mr. Optimism do the goddamn show on Wednesday.
And let me tell you something.
You know, you control Mr. Optimism all you want to.
He's not going to get mad.
You see?
The unfortunate part about it is I can't get to his zone.
You know, my like, he's, you know, I have him around and he's trying to inspire me to be like, you know, positive and, you know, trying to, you know, do things to try to put me in a direction in which my first response is not going to be defensive.
You know what I mean?
It's not going to be, you know, something that's Violent or you know, boisterous or whatever, whatever, right?
I can't get to that place.
I guarantee you, you sons of bitches, you couldn't, you know, you couldn't get to Mr. Optimism, all right?
You couldn't get Mr. Optimism is a great man.
Uh, he's a little bit liberal for my taste politically, uh, but he, you know, he's got a spirit that makes you you know, he makes you a little happy.
He makes you like, hey, look, look at him.
He's he's right.
He's optimistic.
You know, he's a anyway.
Listen, you, I'm considering this after you people and listen, you're listening to episode 16 right now, the ghost show.
If you've listened to episode 15, it was, believe it or not, if you think this was bad, these assholes were like a thousand times worse on episode 15, okay?
And if you don't know where it is, go to ghost.report.
And look, type that in your browser and add that to your book, Mark.
Add that to your favorite.
That's my social media.
All right.
That's my social media right there, ghost.report.
And you can get a link to the episode 15.
And it's on the alternative channel.
All right.
And remember, the alternative channel is, I don't even know if I even should be bringing back.
I mean, let me tell you something.
I thought today's show was going to be a lot better.
It's two hours and 12 minutes, and you people have made a fucking mockery of me.
You've made a mockery of the show.
You've made me look like some idiot, man.
And, you know, I used to be somebody, man.
Go Google me for all you people that don't believe me.
Used To Be Somebody00:10:03
All right.
True Conservative Radio was my first show.
True Capitalist Radio was the show that most people know me by.
And then I created the Ghost Show because, I mean, we're on YouTube now, baby.
This is YouTube.
We're big time.
We're big time now.
You know what I'm saying?
And unfortunately, now all we have is a bunch of troll terrorists that like to use me as some kind of a freaking cyber punching bag.
And I don't appreciate it.
Now, look, I know I just took this hit.
I just took this hit of, you know, tetrahydrocannabinol.
What the hell is this?
Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
What up, man?
I appreciate it, man.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate that you give respect, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog, but everybody else here is just, they don't care.
They don't care.
And they want radio graffiti.
They want this.
NG's tard wrangle.
Episode 15 was a travesty thanks to the unfunny trolls.
Maybe hike the price of media share.
And what's with the outright mean trolls then and today?
We love you, ghost.
Please stop insulting his family.
Yeah, thank you.
I mean, no kidding.
You know, but you know what?
These trolls, they don't have a soul.
And you know, I want to be honest with you.
You know, I've got a little, I've got a little devil's lettuce influence in my brain right now.
I've got some, I've got some booze in me.
And I want to be honest with you.
I agree.
Why am I letting you people do this to me?
Why am I letting you people do this to me?
This is your father.
I made some big dummily.
Old mistakes from raising you.
I took some critical rockets where it hurts emotionally.
What the hell are you doing?
I'm sorry, but I'm here for you.
Shove it up, you're soldier from TF2.
I'm shoving up your ass, all right?
Ghost is dead.
Ghost, I have now reported you to the San Antonio Police Department for illegal drug use.
Have funboarder jumping into Mexico to hide from the Dia.
I'll take care of Templeton while you're gone.
Jumping to the men.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, I don't smoke no Reggie Bush, okay?
Believe me.
I mean, I was smoking Reggie Bush when I first started.
If you go back into the archives, like in the early 2000s, I was smoking Reggie Bush back then.
I wasn't smoking Reggie Bush.
I'm not smoking Reggie Bush now, baby.
Are you kidding me?
I don't smoke that Reggie Bush, baby.
I smoke that fucking, you know, you don't even know, man.
This kid with the candy apples, man, he's got like the bomb ass, the bomb ass stuff.
As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to take another, I think I'm going to take another hit of it right now.
All right.
I don't smoke that Reggie Bush, baby.
Oh, yeah.
You got to let it hit the brain.
And it's not crack.
Shut up.
It's tetrahydrocannabinol.
I've told you, it's medical grade cannabis, man.
That was a big hit, man.
You know, there's something, there's something really eclectic about being, you know, on booze.
How many beers have I had?
Two, four, six, eight.
Almost eight beers with a shot of.
I'm not going to tell you what I got a shot of.
I got all this goddamn mess all over the freaking freaking place over here.
And let me tell you something, man.
Once you take, you know, once you're good and buzzy, from my opinion, this is my opinion.
When you're good and buzzy with some beer and then you add tetrahydrocannabinol, it's like, woo-hoo!
And shit, man.
I mean, are you kidding me?
I mean, you know, all you assholes that have trolled me, it's like, it's like it's went away.
What is this?
They do not have a soul is right.
Why do you think they want yours?
Anyway, keep it up, brother.
All right, whatever.
You know, you know, party on, dude.
You know, that's, you know, somebody asked me on the show on New Year's Eve how I'd want to be remembered.
What is it, ghost wood chip?
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket with a blender?
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos.
Oh, man.
What the fuck are you people talking about, man?
Look, I don't condone that garbage, man.
This is, you know, this is horrific garbage.
Listen, listen.
I want to be honest with you.
All right.
I mean, there's.
I like feeling like this.
You know, I like feeling like this.
It just kind of makes everything go away.
You know, the harshes of life and especially you troll terrorist bastards.
It's just like brushing your shoulders off when you're in this kind of, I want to be on.
I'm not kidding.
I'm feeling pretty good.
Shut up.
I'm not smoking crack.
Shut up.
I'm not smoking crack, man.
I'm smoking some.
What is this shit?
Hold on.
What is this?
White Dang.
Have you ever heard of that?
White Dang?
I mean, White Dang is pretty good hybrid.
This is medical cannabis over here.
Woo!
Last one, my son.
I know you haven't seen me in your life, but yet again, I find you in my image so much more than ever.
I'm rocket jumping now, but you'll be in the deepest fortress of my heart.
Again, I made some dummy mistakes.
All right, well, what do you mean?
But I am fucking video game stuff or whatever.
Come on, man.
I buy that for a dollar.
Jesus Christ, Ghost is a F2P spy.
What the hell does that mean?
Listen, I want to, look, I'm getting a little inebriated, okay?
I didn't really mean to get this inebriated into the broadcast, man.
I mean, I'm mixing, you know, intoxicants here.
I think I probably need to stop before I start saying dumb crap.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not even kidding around.
And not to mention, I really don't.
I can't believe it's not crack.
Man, shut up, dude, man.
Seriously, man.
Stop harshing my mellow here.
Stop harshing my mellow.
I mean, as you can see, I'm like in between.
I'm like, you know, in a purgatory of whether or not I'm inebriated in a sense of being joyful or if I'm inebriated in the sense of being depressed.
I'm in like a purgatory situation, man.
So listen to me, man.
Seriously, man.
Don't harsh my mellow.
You know, the intoxicants are definitely helping me get to a point where I'm trying to be rational about all the crap that I had to endure this evening.
Do you understand?
All right.
I mean, seriously, all the crap that I had to endure this evening.
So what I'm thinking about is that you people just, you people take advantage of me.
You people don't have respect for me.
You understand?
For 11 years, I've been conducting this broadcast and I get no respect whatsoever.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
I get no respect.
And I've given you all my heart.
I've given you my heart and my soul.
Blood, sweat, and tears.
I mean, I think I even puked on a broadcast.
You know?
And all I'm saying is, is that I deserve a little bit more respect than what you have given me in the past fucking shows, okay?
I deserve more respect, man.
All right?
I deserve more respect than this.
And look, I'm not going to get over the top.
You know, I'm under the influence of two different intoxicants.
So, you know, I've got things balancing out in the brain.
But, you know, I'm definitely giving you all my fart.
Just shut up.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
Shut up, man.
All right.
I respect you, Ghost.
I'm sure I'm not the only person who does.
You know what?
I hope so, but I know there are people that do.
I know there are people that are.
Here's Jack.
Drugs are bad.
Druggies are useless.
Ghost is a druggie.
You do the government.
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm not a druggie.
I'm not a goddamn shut up.
Rodney Danger.
Listen, I don't get any respect around here, man.
And first of all, I'm not a druggie, okay?
I mean, this wacky tobacco out here is legal in like, what, 10 or a dozen states in America.
All right.
So just, you know, sit there and shut your mouth.
All right.
Don't sit here and try to judge me.
Okay.
Son of a damn.
Subscribe to Hoplu.
Instead of a Dr. Pepper hating neocon imperialist, he believes in legalizing child labor.
Shutting down the FDA.
Shut up.
And privatizing the military.
I'm not a druggie.
Okay.
I want everybody to know that on the internet.
So I'm not a druggie, okay?
So I took a couple of puffs off of a pipe of some medical grade hybrid marijuana.
Oh, well, I'm sorry, okay?
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I'm mixing that with some alcohol.
Do you think I'm actually dead at the end of KH3, or is it another loophole for a sequel?
Why the hell would you think I would know something about some stupid gaming waxing your carrot, cartoon girl fetish loving garbage like that?
What makes you think that I would know something like that, man?
Jesus Christ, man.
I'm trying to talk, so just please let me talk here, okay?
Stop doing any kind of, you know, look, I'm telling everybody right now, don't do any more goddamn text-to-speech because I'm trying to have a serious conversation, an emotional conversation, a heart-to-heart conversation with those folks that are listening, okay?
Because remember, I mean, I'm under the influence of several intoxicants, and I'm starting to get a little bit more acquainted with my feelings now.
Starting to get a little bit more acquainted with my feelings, and I want you all to know things about me and how I feel about you.
And I would hope that I'm sitting over here trying to give you the truth.
You would be empathetic.
You'd be empathetic a little bit.
What is this?
What's the difference between a fridge and a baby?
A fridge doesn't cry when it's packed full of meat.
Man, folks, I don't condone that garbage, man.
That is sick crap.
And that's another reason why I'm going to end this broadcast.
I'm not even kidding around, okay?
I mean, I'm not, I'm not.
I used to be some.
Hey, that's cool and all, but can you shut up and get to the only good part of the show?
And I'm talking about the game.
You think you're getting radio graffiti?
Are you kidding me?
G-R-A-F-F-F-F-I-I-I-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T...
Are you kidding me?
Oh, you think you're getting radio graffiti, huh?
Oh, that's funny, man.
Ghost, I'm hearing what sounds like my dog, who passed away last year, letting out a heavy exhale from the corner of my room behind me.
Do you think it could be my dog?
I don't know.
Do you have any ashes or any remnants of that dog there?
Who knows, you know?
Stop smoking crack ghosts.
Listen, fuck you.
Ghosts, fart to fart.
Fuck you too.
Listen to me, man.
Listen, I'm trying to sit here and talk seriously to you folks.
You know, I mean, things like this, like talk radio and podcasts.
This is like an interpersonal, an interpersonal communication.
You know, I give you a lot of me on here, and you people don't even care.
You people don't even give a crap, you know?
And y'all have trolled me.
I mean, I thought that the goddamn episode 15 was bad enough, man, with the fucking media share.
Listen to you people.
Listen to you people now, man.
I mean, I'm under the influence of two different goddamn drugs, you know, whatever you want to call them.
And I could still see this.
I could still see it.
I could see it as crystal as vodka, man.
Even though I hate vodka.
I hate graphic.
Ghosts, empty threat.
You know what?
F you, you son of a bitch.
You think I got empty threats?
Huh?
You think I got empty threats?
You hear Mrs. Ghost in the background, huh?
Here, I'm trying to hear.
She's making the goddamn, you know what I like?
I don't like spaghetti.
Spaghetti.
You know what?
You know what I do?
I tell Mrs. Ghost to make some fetuccini.
I want some fettuccine.
I make her make that.
What is this?
Humor and joking aside, ghost.
We do a lot of joking and shit on this show, but you're a great guy.
Yeah, I don't know if I believe that from you, Jackler.
Seriously, hey, ghost Harry Potter here.
You know why we didn't have any Jews in Hogwart?
They didn't make it out of the Chamber of Secrets.
Jesus Christ, man.
You racist.
Look, I gotta stop, man.
I'm serious, okay?
I gotta stop right now, okay?
I don't condone that asshole Harry Potter and his racist joke, okay?
Now, Mrs. Ghost is in the back cooking right now.
Like I said, I make her make fettuccini from scratch.
I make her make the sauce from scratch.
I make her make the meatballs from scratch.
You understand that?
Where's your woman?
Where's your woman doing that?
So sit there and shut your mouth.
All right?
Shut your mouth.
All right.
And shut up in the chat room.
You know, I'm getting out of here.
You know, I don't deserve this.
Mrs. Ghost must be a tard too to take this long to make some simple spaghetti.
No, you assholes.
It's not like throwing in your little stupid noodles and your ragu and your and your pre-frozen matzah ball, or excuse me, excuse me, whoa, meatballs, excuse me.
Meatballs.
You know, I mean, no, no, no.
She's making everything from scratch.
You're not understanding.
She's making everything from scratch.
So that's what I'm saying.
Getting The Hell Out00:02:53
All right.
She's a great cook.
I love her.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, that's why I have the energy to go through all this fucking malarkey that you people put me through and then getting through my day.
You know what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ.
All right.
Let me go ahead and let me go ahead and get out of here.
I don't owe you people anything.
I don't owe you people nothing.
What?
Ghost, ghost.
I can hear you upstairs.
It's around 1149 in NYC.
Please stop yelling.
Shut up.
The landlord is shut up.
I can shout as loud as you.
Yeah, I got it.
All right.
And I got work tomorrow.
And I know you're going to be able to do that.
You people have made a mockery of my past two shows.
I don't know what's going to happen, man.
We may have to revamp some things.
I don't know what's going to happen.
I'm not even kidding.
I mean, I'm seeing things clearer now that I'm intoxicated with tetrahydrocannabinol and alcoholic beverages.
And I have been drinking copious amounts of alcohol because of you.
Because of all of you.
So I want to be completely honest.
I want to get the hell out of here.
I don't think you people deserve a rated graffiti.
As a matter of fact, I think I'm going to take a day off on Wednesday.
I'm going to see who can fill in on Wednesday.
I mean, maybe it's Mr. Optimism, although he could be, you know, I don't know, teaching anger management classes or doing something ridiculous like that.
Who knows?
But I'm not going to be here.
You people have made me sick.
CIA need.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
All right.
Whatever.
All right.
Whatever.
All right.
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right.
I'm going to get out of here.
I'm going to get out of here.
Okay.
I thought that smoking some of this white dang hybrid sativa indica, you know, dro would help me out.
It doesn't.
It makes me sick.
I mean, you know, I feel like throwing up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with five-day-old cereal and stomach plasma.
All right.
I mean, I feel sick.
I feel damn sick.
I mean, you heard me.
I mean, I was gurgling up crap for Christ's sake, man.
True lag radio.
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the.
Man, shut that.
No, no.
Don't.
No more, man.
Big shout to an in-circle member that helped me out.
You know who you are.
Great to hear from you again, Ghost.
I pull my dick out for you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, aesthetic.
I was going to say thank you, but you know.
Satan should fill in for you.
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That would be cool.
Jackler, shut up, all right, Jackler.
More empty things.
Don't tempt me, man.
I'm not kidding, man.
Don't tempt me.
As a matter of fact, you know what?
I'm not going to let you people sit here and think that you own me.
That I'm some kind of a piece of crap.
That I'm some kind of like, I don't know, digital hooker, you know?
You know, hey, or not even that, a digital, I don't even know what to call.
What do we call this?
What do you call this?
Hey, you know what?
Put a donation in his ass, and then, you know, I don't even know what to call this, man.
How are black people and tornadoes the same?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
I got, shit, man.
You fuck.
God damn it, man.
I gotta go, man.
I can't keep doing it.
I can't, man.
I mean, I'm on YouTube here.
I'm on freaking YouTube.
I'm big time now, man.
Listen, I don't know what to do.
I want to be honest with you folks, man.
I mean, I'm talking to you from somebody who's under the influence of tetrahydrocannabinol, good stuff, and alcohol.
And I just'm finding it hard to have any sympathy for you fucking people.
I'm sorry.
Look, maybe I'm letting on too much.
Maybe I'm talking too much.
Maybe I should shut my mouth.
Maybe I should just shut my goddamn mouth.
Oh, God.
All right.
I'm getting out of here, man.
You people have ruined.
If you think that this fucking show, excuse me.
Look, stop donating.
Seriously, stop.
To all agents in the 47th sector, turn to the 19th page of the code book.
Code to follow 9545.
Hey!
456.
Hey!
What the hell is that?
You fucking narcissist.
Shut him off, and you have no instructions till shut him off for Christ's sake.
You damn narc.
Gotta go in my wheel.
Listen, stop donating.
I'm gonna end the broadcast.
You assholes have ruined any opportunity of radio graffiti.
And let me tell you something, man.
I think I'm gonna have somebody else host the show on my.
You're lagging so badly.
YouTube's automatic quality setting has chopped your stream down to 144p for 1444P for just a bunch of 29.
You're a bunch of lying milky liquors.
I'm tired of you people, man.
Stop donating, Jackler.
Mrs. Ghost and a slave.
Nothing.
Mrs. Ghost loves me.
Do you understand that?
She does what she does because she loves me.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
That's the difference between me and you incel bastards that are using me for a cyberbullying punching bag.
Do you understand?
Huh?
Huh?
Where's your girl out there making you some goddamn fresh from scratch?
Fetuccini fucking noodles, huh?
Where's your girl making sauce?
All right?
Marinara sauce from scratch.
Meatballs from scratch.
Why don't Jewish cannibals like eating Germans?
They give them gas.
Look, I'm sorry.
Look, I don't condone that crap.
This is fucking horrible.
I'm sorry the show went down this direction.
I'm lucky that I'm...
I'm fine, darling.
I'm consuming weed.
What is this?
Sorry about the message.
Earlier, I'm not actually dead.
See you all in Kingdom Hearts 4.253 HD reading.
Look, stop, man.
I'm serious.
Worst show ever, KYS.
Well, then stop donating.
Stop.
Just stop it now.
I'm ending this crap.
All right?
You people are assholes.
And I've drank copious amounts of alcohol because of you, sons of bitches.
I mean, look at all this crap that's freaking freaking over here.
For Christ's sake, man.
All this crap because of you.
Because of all of you, man.
All I'm trying to do is do a broadcast, and I can't do it.
I can't buy it.
Jesus Christ, man.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it some Tingwong.
Can you all please stop, man?
Stop.
Just stop donating and stop with the racist jokes.
I'm not joking.
Stop with the racist jokes.
I'm not joking.
Good God, man.
This is made a mockery of my show.
And let me tell you something, man.
Me, the engineer, you know, we're having a freaking meeting, an emergency meeting right after this damn broadcast, right when I end this crap.
And we're going to figure this out, man, because we can't keep going like this, man.
I'm not kidding around.
We can't keep going like this.
Alright, I gotta, this is, this is horrible.
This is horrible, man.
This is why we can't have nice things.
You get it?
You get it?
This is why we can't have nice things.
That's why we can't have radio graffiti.
That's why we can't have the Go show.
That's why we can't have interaction.
All this crap.
So screw you, man.
Screw you, people.
All right?
I'm going back to the drawing board.
And let me tell you something, man.
You think you're going to continue to do this to me?
You've got another thing coming, man.
All right.
I thought that if I gave you your fucking media share on episode 15, y'all would be okay, right?
You did your stupid media share.
No, no, you carry it on to episode 16.
And Jesus Christ, man.
You trolls are.
You want a war?
Huh?
No, no.
Shut up, ghosts.
Shut up.
Shut up, ghost.
What do you call black people going to prison?
A family reunion.
Stop donating and shut up with the racist jokes.
Right, ghosts, don't give us trolls radio graffiti.
You cuck you dance for us, no graffiti means we win hahaha.
What?
No, you don't win!
You don't win!
Shut up!
You don't win nothing!
You don't win!
You don't win!
Shut up!
Emergency engineer!
Do you need a hug ghost?
I don't know, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
I just need to go away.
I need to go away.
We need to have an emergency meeting with me, the engineer.
You know, I'll call him Mr. Optimism on the telephone.
And we're going to have to have a serious meeting, man, because we can't keep doing this.
All right.
I mean, y'all have seen the comments on the freaking video on demand on YouTube, right?
You've seen the comments.
I've got hundreds of thousands of people that want to hear the financial insight, you ungrateful pricks.
All right, for the political and social commentary.
And for you to besmirch my get this crap at the crap out of here.
Get out of here.
And for you to make a mockery of my show.
I'm not going to forget this.
And that's why I'm going to have an emergency meeting.
And we're.
We're going to do something.
And shut up in the chat room.
You didn't win shit.
You didn't win nothing.
All right.
You didn't win nothing.
I'm going away.
You know, I'm going back to the drawing board for Christ's sake.
Engineer, get freaking Mr. Optimism on the horn.
Hell, let's get Tyrone on the horn.
Leo there.
I don't even want to air it on the broadcast, man.
Just, we're going to get some people on the horn, man.
We're going to have a freaking, we're going to have, we're going to have a serious conversation, man.
All right.
Do you understand me?
Do you want me to give you head ghost baby?
Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt cracker and stop donating.
Stop.
This show and last Friday have been a wreck.
Please, ghost change the format already before I crack a joke, too.
What does a nigger use a brick for?
What?
Down payment on a.
Stop!
God damn it, you racist!
Just stop it!
Stop it now!
If you want to do your show, just raise text-to-speech price up to $50 or so.
These trolls can't pull out more artistic money from their single parents.
Why did you just tell me that?
Why don't you just stop the donations like I asked?
Like I asked.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
You are our website.
I'm gonna bitch!
Keep your bill paid.
Fucking asshole!
Ah!
Ah, damn it!
I'm gonna beat you!
Oh!
You son of a bitch!
I'm gonna beat you!
I'll beat you!
I'll beat you!
I'm not racist.
Racism is a crime, and you're gonna be for black people.
Time to upgrade your 486.
Fuck you.
You're having a bad thing.
I'm gonna be a big friend's ghost.
Sounds like fun.
Can I join in?
I can play your welcome.
Stop donating.
Stop donating.
Let me talk.
Shut up, man.
You don't you think you're beating me?
Is that what you people think?
I'm gonna beat you.
I'm still standing.
Don't you understand it?
I'm still standing.
I'm still fucking standing.
You're not beating me.
You're not beating me.
I beat you.
I beat all of you.
And I'm not giving you radio graffiti tonight.
And you'll be lucky if I come back this Wednesday, you son of a bitch.
All right?
All right?
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
We're going to have an emergency meeting for get this crap.
Stop Donating Please00:05:12
This goddamn crap out of here.
We're going to have an emergency meeting.
And we're going to see if I even come back on Wednesday, huh?
Because even if I know, if I have to deal with it, stop donating.
Shut up.
I hate how you ignore my son.
So you know, please don't let me die in anger.
Don't let me die unloved.
Please stop.
For the love of Jesus, shut up.
Stop.
Just stop fucking donating.
I'm into the show.
But I'm telling you, this Wednesday, you'll, I don't think I'm going to come on here.
I think I'm going to have a freaking guest host and somebody you, you can't get into their skin.
You know, you know, you've known me for 11 damn years of this damn internet broadcast and you know me.
So I'm telling you right now, man, I'm going to get somebody else that you can't break, man.
I don't know, man.
I'm drunk.
I'm high.
I'm pissed off.
You know what I'm saying?
We'll see what happens.
You know, just like my, just like my president says.
And hey, Mr. President, man, watch out at that state of the union, man.
Be more humanitarian than the liberals.
The liberals are cracking.
They're eating themselves.
They're eating themselves.
Look at the Ralph Northam, Virginia governor from Democrat.
They're eating themselves, man.
They're social justice warriors.
So, Mr. Trump, go out there and out humanitarian their asses.
Talk about international.
Shut up!
I'm talking to the president.
Let me talk.
End it, you shekel grabber.
Shut up and let me talk.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Shut up.
Let me talk.
Mr. President, talk about the oppression of gays that are happening right now in Brazil that are happening in Japan.
Shut up and let me talk.
People in wheelchairs are standing taller than you.
Go fuck yourself.
Let me talk and shut up, okay?
Stop donating, you asshole!
NG's emergency.
Stop donating!
I'm talking to my president.
I'm talking to President Trump.
Now listen, Mr. Shut up.
So we won, huh?
So we won!
You didn't win nothing!
You didn't win nothing!
You don't win nothing!
You goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin!
You don't win nothing!
You don't win nothing!
Mr. Trump, Mr. President, build a bigger humanitarian soapbox than these goddamn liberals.
Expose the hypocrisy of these goddamn liberals.
And believe me, Mr. President, they're going to try to make a mockery of you at the State of the Union.
They're going to blurt out stuff.
They're going to scream.
And how you have to react is the following, Mr. President.
You see, this is the lunatics that are on the left, that are on the Democrats.
Do you understand, Mr. President?
Play it cool.
Play it cool, Mr. President.
And just let these losers that are probably going to act uncouth tomorrow at your State of the Union.
You tell them while they're doing it.
You see, this is what the Democrats are about.
This is 2020 right now, Mr. President.
And I know you understand it.
And you've got to expose the hypocrisy of the left.
You've got to expose this.
And I know you will.
And I'm ride or die with you, Mr. President.
Talk about the border.
Talk about the humanitarian situation that's happening at the border.
Talk about how there's massive amounts of disease and people dying and all kinds of different nefarious killings and murders happening while these people are in and waiting for a potential American, I don't know, get out of jail free card, pass, go to, whatever.
I can't even catch my breath.
I mean, my mind's going off into 10,000 different directions.
I'm looking at the fucking goddamn chat.
They're laughing.
They're laughing in the chat room.
And shut up, you assholes that are saying you win.
You don't win.
You don't win.
Still Standing With Heart00:02:03
You're a piece of crap.
I'm still standing, man.
With heart.
With heart.
Stop donating.
Leave me alone.
Fuck you, you fucking troll.
That's not Donald Trump.
That's not Donald Trump.
Shut up.
That's a fucking lie.
I'm out of here, man.
I'm not letting you make a mockery of me anymore.
Stop.
Just stop your ass.
Slash shot backstrap.
He doesn't care, huh?
Oh, yeah, you said you're going to spam.
Skip that crap, engineer.
Skip the crap.
Stop.
Stop donating.
Stop it.
Stop.
Shut up, you fat fuck hambone.
It is my turn to talk.
I want all my followers to stop listening to this shekelmaniac and turn on your radio to a real host.
Shove it up, your ass, man.
Mike Levin.
Shut up.
You're not the real Donald Trump.
The real Donald Trump listens to me.
I hate you.
Yeah, no, he listens to me.
Shut up.
And stop donating.
Shut up.
Your president commands you to, you filthy nigger killer.
Stop donating.
All right, you stupid sick son of a stop, man.
Just stop.
Just stop.
Stop.
Just build a wall around you instead.
Filthy hambone.
I'm not a freaking hambone, man.
Shut up and stop.
I'm ending the broadcast right now.
Engineer, we're not.
That's it.
All right.
Let's fucking take my ass out.
Don't you understand?
I'm out of here.
And you'll be, you assholes will be lucky if I come back on Wednesday.
I might not even be hosting on Wednesday.
I want to put that in your stupid heads.
And let me tell you something.
You people will miss me when I'm gone.
You people will miss me when I'm gone.
I'll put somebody else.
And you're going to miss old ghost.
Huh?
You Will Miss Old Ghost00:00:49
Ha!
You're gonna miss old ghost, you son of a bitch.
I'm out of here.
All right.
Follow me on YouTube if you want to be in the live show.
And I'm sure if you want to be in the live show, it's just to make a mockery of me.