Ghost hosts a chaotic episode debunking the Russian Polar Vortex hack theory while defending the Alamo's legacy against racist accusations. He predicts a bearish stock market correction, advises value investing in high-dividend stocks over crypto speculation, and critiques millennials for student debt. The broadcast devolves into profanity-laden rants about transgender individuals, political conspiracies, and "troll terrorism," ending with threats to switch channels due to audience harassment. Ultimately, the show highlights deep societal fractures through unfiltered, controversial commentary on race, gender, and finance. [Automatically generated summary]
Ghost is here, and I'm back with episode 14 of the Go Show.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me tonight.
Let's see if we can get down to some serious goddamn business.
All right, it's hump day.
All right.
We've got the Russians who have hacked the polar vortex.
And let me tell you, my thoughts and prayers are going out to those that are suffering from the polar vortex.
Russian Hackers Strike Again00:14:39
Cheers to you, all right?
Go ahead and spread this show link around like wildfire across the internet and throughout the world.
Yeah!
Episode 14 of the Ghost Show.
I'm your host, the man they call Ghost.
And let's see if we can get to some serious business out here.
These damn cyber vermin and these troll terrorists, they just take over my damn show, man.
We're going to try to not have that happen today.
Episode 14.
The Russians have hacked the polar vortex.
It seems that the Russian hackers hack everything, don't they?
Anyway, let's go ahead and let's get ready to do this episode 14 edition of The Go Show.
Go ahead and fade us out, engineer.
You're goddamn right, folks.
Anyway, go ahead and take off the title screen, engineer.
What's going on, everybody out there who's tuning in to me live or god forbid in the archive?
I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
You are listening to The Go Show.
This is episode 14.
And before things start getting into internet tomfoolery levels, let's go ahead and talk about what should be on the minds of everybody in America today.
And I'm talking about this polar vortex.
This polar vortex that is gripping the Midwest of America.
And it's in some places of the Midwest, it's getting down to minus 44 degrees, for heaven's sake.
What's going on, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog?
Hey, Ghost.
Happy Wednesday to you.
Man, it's so freaking cold down in New Jersey.
It's about freaking eight degrees out here in the nighttime here at the city.
But anyways, happy hump day and cheers to you and the engineer.
Hey, thank you, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
I appreciate it.
And I hope that you're staying warm in this polar vortex.
All right, what is this?
evening folks and thank you for the no don't take over my show let's not start that now all right assholes i'm serious all right we got some serious business to talk about on top of the polar vortex it seems that the russians have hacked once again how convenient russian hackers have hacked the robert mueller special counsel oh my god what is this start this mess of a show Something, something, and words.
Hey, shut up.
All right.
Okay, here we go with the Hasburg gang again.
I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
The Hasburg gang dumping in my wheelchair.
God, Jesus Christ, you in this wheelchair fetish.
I am not in a wheelchair, jerk dicks.
All right.
Now, like I said, aside from the polar vortex that's happening in the Midwest, Robert Mueller Special Counsel, according to Robert Mueller himself, has been hacked by Russian hackers.
And the information that has been supposedly hacked by Russian hackers has been disseminated in a, quote, disinformation campaign to discredit supposedly the Robert Mueller Special Council.
Can you believe this?
I mean, can you believe that this is where Robert Mueller is going at this point in time?
He's supposed to be investigating the Russia-Trump collusion or whatever the hell they were supposed to go down.
Now, the special counsel has been hacked by Russians.
I mean, I mean, how smart are these Ruskies?
I mean, seriously, I just don't believe that the Ruskies are this brilliant of freaking Russian hacksaurs, man.
I just don't believe it, all right?
I mean, I've never been one fond of Ruskies to begin with.
What's going on to Johnny Ballerfic?
Cheers to Johnny Ballerfic, man.
Thank you very much.
What is this?
G.I., what is this?
Welcome to True Text Speech Radio.
Thursday, the biggest reports that investors will be paying attention to include industrial giant General Electric, GV, before the Bell and E-Fourer Sahina's Amazon...
Stop taking my show away from me, you asshole.
Good God.
Stop doing this.
I'm serious, you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermins.
Stop doing this for Christ's sake.
What is the sponsor?
What is this?
An episode of The Ghost Show is being brought to you by Geico.
15 minutes could save you anymore.
Hey, Geico, hey, if you're going to be doing that, it's going to cost more than about five bucks there, boy.
It's going to be costing more to five bucks with your little damn gecko going around acting with its gay manners.
All right.
You have to pay me a little more than that there, Geico.
And not to mention Geico, from what I understand, is a Warren Buffett-connected company.
So, you know, just to let you know who's backing up old Geico over there.
All right.
Look, like I said, okay, aside from the folks in the Midwest that are having to, you know, go into this polar vortex.
And the reason I titled the episode 14, Russians Hacked the Polar Vortex, is because are we supposed to seriously believe that the Russian hackers have hacked the special counsel that is supposed to be investigating Russia-Trump collusion?
Are we supposed to believe this garbage?
Are we supposed to just somehow, you know, Russian hackers once again, and hasn't anybody ever thought that the whole reason why a corrupt piece of autocratic communistic trash like Vladimir Putin is even still in power after all this is because of the international media's coverage on the fact that, oh, look at Russa.
Russa is hacking the world.
I mean, I'm not even joking, man.
I mean, the people of Russia don't even want Vladimir Putin around as their leader anymore.
And the only thing giving him any kind of credibility is the fact that the international press, the international media, keeps hyping Russia hackers, Russia super hackers, Russia this, Russia that.
I mean, this is the only thing giving credibility to Vladimir Putin in his own country.
I mean, hasn't anybody ever thought about that?
This is ridiculous.
All right.
Oh, Robert Mueller's special counsel has been hacked by Russian hackers.
Go shove it up, your ass.
What is this?
This show is brought to you by Ghost's favorite porn website.
For all your white sweatshirts, shut up.
Don't go there, asshole.
Unless you go black.
Shut the hell up, man.
That's not, I can guarantee you that's not my pornographic material flavor, nor do I want to describe or even discuss that subject matter with you people.
We also are seeing a 1.44% rise in this.
Stop doing my show, you goddamn cyber vermin.
For Christ's sake, we're not even eight minutes into this show, and you people are taking my show away from me, man.
Stop it.
Just stop it, man.
We're going to get to the markets in a second.
I think that the news that I'm covering right now.
Oh, Jesus.
What?
What now, man?
The ghetto capitalist army is going to take over.
It's time to go rid of the money.
Shut up your ass.
You know, the golden age of the money.
Just go shove it.
Nigger listening.
Production notes here, all right?
Production notes, for Christ's sake.
Auntie Dem, what is your problem?
Yo, dog, I heard you like Russian hackers.
So I had Russian hackers hack your investigation of Russian hackers.
Go shove it up, your ass.
Nobody hacked nothing.
All right?
And if anybody did hack Robert Mueller's special counsel, it wasn't Russian hackers.
Hey there, Ghost.
Sorry to bug y'all, but here's a 5.00 donation.
Keep up the good work.
I appreciate Odd Puppet 9.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, man.
No, a sponsor.
Wait a minute.
No, I don't like Jane Walker.
That's why I stopped drinking Johnny Walker because they decided to become a bunch of social justice warriors, put out Jane Walker, which nobody bought.
All right.
I mean, it's obvious that the Scotch market is purely dominated by the male demographic.
They did this as a ploy to try to, I don't know, get social justice warrior adulation.
I don't know.
I don't care.
I don't care.
But don't sit there and tell that lie that I'm sitting over here consuming that Kentucky fried chicken piss.
That's never mind.
What is this?
Karaskin?
That's not the real Karaskin.
Shut up, all right?
In your face.
Go shove it up, your ass.
That's not the real Karaskin.
You people are trolling for Christ's sake, all right?
Now, look, before we get onto the markets, I want to put it in your heads.
Are we supposed to believe that Russian hackers hacked again?
What is this?
Tonight's show is also brought to you by Hollywood.
Hover around.
Hi, I'm John Mueller.
No, no, don't.
No, disabled, obese radio.
Yeah, hover around.
Go find it.
Subsidize motor carts for fat asses.
Yeah, that's great.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I want, huh?
You never see people that are truly decrepit in those hover rounds.
It's always some gigantic snorlax that's got celluloid dripping off their asses, you know, going into the coke aisle, getting about 824 packs of the Mountain Dew.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm just saying, that's my personal experience, in my opinion.
I'm just saying.
Let me continue on before I get any more disruptions from these goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin flapping their fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard trying to besmirch me and disrupt my show.
Now, once again, are we supposed to believe that Russian hackers hacked a Robert Mueller special counsel?
Is this what they're shoving down our throats?
Are we supposed to believe this?
I mean, this is absurd.
This is obnoxious.
It doesn't matter if you like Trump or hate Trump.
I mean, how many times are they going to feed us this lie?
How many times are they going to feed us this lie, man?
Give me a break, Russian hackers.
Okay, lest we forget just one Mo Gin, I want to remind everybody that Robert Mueller, who is the special counsel.
What is this?
Hey, ghost, how come you stopped watching my show on Fox News?
You're hurting my feelings, ghosts.
First of all, I thought you loved my show.
Hey, I like your show, okay?
I liked your show.
And then you started turning on the president, and I don't appreciate that, all right?
I'm like Roger Stone when it comes to the president, baby.
I'm ride or die when it comes to Donald Trump.
He listens to my broadcasts, all right?
I mean, that's one of the biggest secrets in American history that the administration is listening to my broadcast.
And unfortunately, I haven't been able to convey the political and social context and the conversations so that the president can stay afloat here.
So shut up.
All right.
Let me talk.
Let me talk.
Let me goddamn talk.
Let me talk.
Now, like I said, how many times are they going to throw this Russia Trump garbage down our throats?
How many times are they going to throw Russia hackers down our throats?
I mean, this proves that Robert Mueller has nothing.
And the whole reason why his special counsel was appointed was purely a hit job on Donald Trump.
And that's exactly what Roger Stone has said today.
Roger Stone said today that the president is in danger.
And the goddamn special counsel of Robert Mueller is like a gun to the head of the presidency.
That's what Roger Stone said.
What is it, Nikki?
Where the fuck do you get off talking to people about me behind my back?
What are you talkin' about?
What are you talkin' about?
I don't even know who the hell you are.
You better get your own fucking army, pal.
Hey, Nikki Santoro.
I don't even know who the hell you are.
Why don't you take my 10 steps away from my butt crack, man?
Democracy is non-negotiable.
Chairman Chang will fail.
China will fall.
Well, I hope that.
I wonder if that's a real styx hex on hammer.
What's going on, man?
As a matter of fact, I would love to have, you know, just a one-on-one debate.
No trolling, none of that garbage, spitting out some substance on the debating table.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, have, you know, have some of these goddamn youngins learn something.
Spark synapses, man.
Finally, we've seen Nintendo sales at an all-time high after Smash.
Oh, jeez.
In other world news.
Can you let me get to the market, you goddamn cyber vermin, man?
I got a lot of things going on here.
Cuba retaliating by doing various injustices to victims.
Can you stop doing my damn show?
Can you stop doing it?
And if it is styx, thank you very much, Styx Hexon Hammer.
I appreciate it, man.
Cheers to you.
Okay.
Anyway, and look, stop doing my show.
I mean, this is serious business here.
All right.
I'm going to get to the markets.
Just calm your asses down.
All right.
Stop trying to get ahead of me here.
All right.
We're not even 15 minutes into the damn broadcast.
And you son of a bitches, you trolls are trying to goddamn, you're trying to hijack my show, man.
I don't appreciate it.
I don't appreciate it.
So anyway, let me get back to what I'm discussing here because this is serious business and I want it implanted in the brains of those that are listening to this broadcast.
Once again, Russian hackers have supposedly hacked Robert Mueller's special counsel files.
And supposedly, according to Robert Mueller, these Russian hackers are using the information hacked from Robert Mueller's special counsel against the special counsel in a, quote, disinformation campaign.
I mean, are we supposed to believe this?
Are we supposed to believe this?
What is this?
The show let's ditch ghost and go grab some drinks, engineer.
Hey, text a speech lady.
Leave the engineer alone.
As a matter of fact, hey, engineer, say what's going on, everybody in the chat room, man.
Tried to warn you, ghost.
Now look at your 230 views.
What are you talking about?
That's not the.
I don't know who's the real sticks.
You know, I don't know who's the real sticks, for Christ's sake, man.
I have no idea.
Anyway, I know he's in the chat room.
Cheers to you.
I think these are trolls.
Tonight's show is also brought to you by I Can't Believe It's Not Ghost.
Who's doing this?
Whoever's doing this sponsor troll go shove it up your clump dump.
I'm not even joking around, man.
That's enough.
Let me get to my goddamn broadcast, all right?
Damn it, man.
Sponsor Troll Interruption00:02:41
God damn it, man.
Chill in with some Wagu Scotch filet, drinking a beer, and listening to Ghost.
Fark Yakarn.
Hey, there's this feeling capitalist, baby.
Living lavish.
That's what capitalists are supposed to do, baby.
That's what this.
Here's this Nikki Santoro again.
What are you talking about?
He's got.
I'm what counts out here, not your fucking country clubs or your fucking YouTube shows.
What the hell are you talking about?
You know, I get calls from back home every fucking day.
I don't even know who the hell you are.
Who the hell is Nikki Santoro?
Does anybody know this man or woman or whoever?
I know we're in a new day and age.
This, this, this, they?
Do anybody know they or them or whatever the hell you call them now?
I mean, I don't know what the hell.
I don't even know what to do.
I don't know what political correctness is.
Who is Nikki Santoro, man?
All right.
I don't even know who the hell you are.
All right?
Enough.
I'm trying to talk serious here.
Our president is in danger.
All right.
And whether you like the president or whether you hate the president, one thing that you all have to agree is that this president is anti-establishment, anti-Washington establishment.
I love the show, Ghost, but I agree with Eastern Time.
This show should start at a better hour, at least two hours earlier.
First of all, that's not the real Donald Trump, okay, first and foremost.
And secondly, all right, I know that I could probably start the show two hours earlier, but right now, believe it or not, okay, this is a prime time on internet right now.
This is where everybody wants to be live.
That's why all the big time in real life streamers, everybody wants this time zone right now.
This is the time right now.
All right, I'm sorry, all right?
I'm sorry.
It's shut up in the chat room.
I'm not pre-recorded.
All right.
Anyway, thanks to sticks in the chat room.
I think that it's legitimately him, and we'll talk about that one day, and it'll be a legit conversation.
None of these troll terrorist interruptions or anything.
So we could spark some synapses in these millennials.
I don't know if y'all folks remembered the last broadcast, but I got a lot of response from people because I made that soliloquy about how college debt is nothing more than a scam by the boomers to put you in indentured servantude while they collect the residuals.
And who put that into power?
Barack Obama.
I got a whole bunch of people writing about that.
What is this?
Six million naked Jews in the showers at Dachau Camp.
Jesus, here we go with this racism.
Listen to me, man.
I am not a fan of dollars at Doc Obama.
I don't condone these.
I don't condone this racism.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Hey, what's up, boat?
Stop Talking About Texas00:15:59
Ghost, my lower back really hurts.
Started about a week ago, but worsened to the point of affecting my mobility since yesterday.
Oh, man.
I took some ibuprofen, hoping that'll make it easier to go for a walk.
Other than that, do you have any medical advice?
Well, I'm not a doctor, okay?
But, you know, depends on how you lay.
If you lay down on your back, if you sit down a lot, lower back problems could mean a little bit of a sign of a kidney situation.
So in my opinion, I would be, you know, trying to hydrate yourself as much as possible with water, spring water specifically.
I would probably cut down on any kind of hydrogenated oils.
That's just my opinion.
I'm just giving you my thoughts.
I'm not a doctor, okay?
I'm just saying.
Lower back problems are a factor of a bunch of things.
If you can tell it's not muscular, that it's something even deeper than that, that it's possibly the kidneys, in my personal opinion.
Drink more water, all right?
I'm not a doctor.
I'm not a doctor.
Patiently waiting.
Oh, listen.
Patiently waiting.
I'm getting to the goddamn broadcast.
Let's not make this into Jackler show.
Rather than waiting, let's get your bedroom shot out.
Shut up.
Cup guys.
All right.
Shut up, all right.
Funky Butt Lovin.
Wait, your name is Funky Butt Lovin.
We've got Texas influencing.
You know what?
I need to drink right off the bat, man.
20 minutes in the broadcast.
I'm trying to spit some knowledge out here.
I'm trying to shoot pearls.
Anybody later, my man?
Any bud later, my man?
I don't know.
I don't know, Johnny Ballerfic.
I want to be honest with you.
I came to this freaking show today, episode 14, completely stone sober.
All right.
I have not consumed any kind of intoxicant whatsoever.
And I've tried to, you know, convey that now the Russians have hacked for whatever reason.
What is this?
Hey, ghost.
Tomorrow my classes take their exam over the Texas Revolution.
The Texas martyrs.
I've been watching the lessons with so much passion and fury, just like you would.
I even told them that the engineer in Templeton fought and died at the Alamo.
Remember that.
That's not true, okay?
I'm just telling you that my lineage goes back all the way to the Texas martyrs, okay?
And let me tell you, anyone who tries to rewrite history about the Texas martyrs don't know their ass from their elbow, okay?
Because as far as I'm concerned, if you know Texas history, the folks that comprise the original Texas settlements actually had negotiated the land from Santa Ana.
And once Santa Ana realized that the folks that he negotiated to settle this land were making more of it than him and his countrymen, that's when Santa Ana decided to be a little bit of a, dare I say, Indian giver and decided to want to take the land away from the settlers who have settled the land and made it prosperous and used the natural resources given on that land.
And this son of a bitch decided to try to take it back from the Texas martyrs and they didn't do it.
All right.
The Texas Martyrs, baby, we were ready.
We were ready to die for Texas.
You understand that?
This is Texas out here, baby.
I love Texas.
All right.
Texas is in my blood.
Do you understand this?
Texas is in my damn blood, for Christ's sake.
All right.
I'm not even joking around.
If all else fails and the damn loser liberal political correct fascists take control of the government, we still have a last fighting chance in Texas, baby.
All right.
In love and memory of the Texas martyrs.
All right.
Men with balls.
All right.
They weren't afraid to stand up to those in authority.
Remember when liberals used to be like that?
The Texas sharters.
Go shove it up your ass.
Do you remember when the liberals were anti-authority?
And they would say, I'm not for the government.
If you're for the government in uniformity, then you're a fascist.
Remember when liberals used to be like that?
Now they are the conformity.
You know that?
Now they're conforming.
I mean, what I can't understand is that you've got these like hipster trends.
You know, those fruity little glasses.
You know how they've turned the beard into like wearing panties now.
Can you believe this?
Now I look at a man who has a full beard.
I'm like, this guy is a poser, hipster bastard.
It's like wearing panties.
It's like wearing a man purse or a merse.
I'm not even kidding around.
But you notice that all these little hipster trends that are supposed to be unconformists, because that's the whole purpose of the whole idea of being a hipster.
I'm not conforming, man.
Non-conformists are doing the most conforming.
I mean, I can't believe the liberals and the Democrats and that whole left side of the political spectrum even have these people under such ignorant hypnotism.
Because it's ignorance, man.
I mean, it is, you know, hypocrisy behind ignorance, behind just a whole bunch of stuff.
What is this now?
What is this?
This episode is brought to you by...
Look, shut up, all right?
You're...
Nobody is sponsoring any of this.
Also being brought to you by VRV.
No, shut up.
Nobody is sponsoring this.
All right, except for the people and these trolls that continue to want to take away my show.
So stop.
Just don't take away my goddamn show.
So before we get into anything else, these assholes are going to be trying to take away my show.
You know, these people are out here trying to make a mockery of my show.
So we're going to get to some of the important subject matters that many of my hundreds of thousands of listeners listening throughout the world want to get to, all right?
What is this?
Hey, ghost.
What is this?
As a native Texan, all I can say is go back to the north, you fucking carpetbagger.
Oh, go shove up your ass.
I was born Texan, boy.
Come on.
Looking ass back to the Bronx.
Go shove it up your ass, man.
I was born Texas, baby.
I am Texas.
I am goddamn Texas, man.
Son of a bitch.
Ghost in 18 naked.
Just go shove it up here.
Go shove it up your ass.
I'm going to go by Santa Ana's big Mexican schlung in the showers at the Alamo Ranch.
Jesus, you pervert.
Go fan fiction.
I can't believe that fan fiction is even a thing, man.
I mean, what realm of depravity are we going down where we actually have people that think they're being creative and yet lustfully exotic by flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard making these sick-ass fanfics?
Can somebody explain that to me when the hell this became a trend?
I didn't get the email.
I didn't get the fucking notification of this.
I didn't excuse my French, and I'm sorry for cursing, but these damn perverted fanfics are just ridiculous.
And now somehow they're making their way on my broadcast with the damn text-to-speech, and I think it's disgusting.
I think it's filthy, and it's disgusting.
What do you want, the goofster?
18 naked martyrs in the showers at Alamo Ranch.
Christ, man.
Big heart fucking Mexicans wanting to be able to.
Stop talking about the Texas martyrs, man.
You know, I don't play around like that.
I don't play around like that.
Alamo Ranch.
I'm sorry for the perversion, folks.
I'm sorry.
This is the internet, man.
This is it.
You're listening to it.
You're listening to it, all right?
This is the internet, for Christ's sake.
Oh, God.
I need a drink, all right, you ass clowns.
I mean, I can only take so much cyber verminism for so long before I have to get, you know, a little tipsy for crying.
Who is this Nikki Santoro?
Who is this guy?
Who are you?
Are you?
You only exist out here because of me.
That's who the hell?
I don't even know who the hell you are.
I don't even know who the hell you are.
Hey, listen, first of all, that's racist.
And secondly, I'll shove a meatball up your ass.
All right, don't go talk to me.
I'll be a Monday show two hours earlier for those that have to go to work early who like to listen live.
Eastern time.
Look, I'll take into consideration, man.
Stop checking me on my own show, man.
Why is Ghost talking over his sponsors?
VRV, Jenny Walker.
First of all, you're not the real Tucker Carlson.
And secondly, these freaking people aren't my sponsors, man.
No one is sponsoring this broadcast.
No one.
All right?
I don't have any goddamn advertisers that I got to sit here and stay loyal to, all right?
I don't have no corporate masters.
All right?
I'm speaking to you how I'm speaking to you, all right?
I mean, why do you think that I'm on YouTube now, baby?
I'm big time.
I'm big time now.
We on YouTube.
We're going to the top, baby.
You understand that?
I always told you, sons of bitches that have been listening to me for the past 11 years.
I've always told you, sons of bitches, that one day, one goddamn day, they're going to be handing me the golden microphone of broadcasting.
Do you understand that?
I will hold the golden microphone, and you know it.
You know it.
Everybody knows it.
What is this?
He removed his member from Ghost's puckered ass.
Ghost realizing the condom was so full of crap.
Enough of this perverse.
This perverted fanfit garbage.
I'm sorry, folks, that you all have to listen to this.
I'm my new dildo.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, for Christ's sake, all right?
I'm sorry.
Let me get some freaking beer, man.
Let me get some more beer for Christ's sake, man.
It's the only way I can pallet you, sons of bitches, for Christ's sake.
All right.
And of course, every time I drink a new beer, it's a pint, baby.
It's a pint.
What now?
What now?
Where from Texas are you from, Bitch Boy?
Austin, where only the gayest Texans live?
Ghost shove it up your ass.
Whoever the hell you are, G.I. Ghost.
You're talking real big behind flapping your fat Dorito-stained fingers on a keyboard, G.I. Ghost.
You better sit there and shut your mouth.
Hey, Ghost, I got a test on the Texas Martyrs tomorrow, too.
Gonna be writing about how the martyrs tortured, raped, and pillaged.
No, that's a lie.
That's a goddamn lie.
Nobody did that.
That's a damn lie.
That's a freaking lie.
That's a lie, and you know it.
You're rewriting history.
Texas, and fuck your lone star.
That fucking adult.
Stop talking about Texas.
Stop talking about the Texas martyrs.
Let me do my show.
You goddamn bricks.
Let me do my show.
Let me do my show.
Remember when you and I used to fight in Nazi?
Just shut up and let me do my goddamn show.
Fighting freaking Milky Liquors.
I'd buy that first.
And here we got this leftist evil mirror.
Come on, guys.
Ghost isn't sponsored by companies.
He's sponsored by the people.
He's going to say some stupid leftist trash.
You're a leftist piece of long-haired bedwetting trash.
Shut up.
My favorite fanfiction is the one where right-wing Nazis think that Trump won the election without Russian collusion.
Shut up.
There was no Russian collusion.
And if there was, where is it, Robert Mueller?
Where is it?
We're already damn near the 2020 elections for the presidency.
Where is the collusion, you bastards?
There is none.
Robert Mueller is doing nothing but the establishment of Washington's bidding.
And I don't care if you like Trump or hate Trump.
There has never been a more anti-establishment president ever elected in American history.
And that is an absolute fact, whether you like him or not.
And that's why I like him.
That's why I've been ride or die with Trump ever since I came back in 2016.
He is anti-establishment, baby.
And let me tell you, it's the establishment that got us to the current precarious situation that we're in right now.
Stupid dumbasses, man.
Hey, you discount wannabe Alex Jones fag hot.
Go shove up your ass.
Don't bring up Alex Johnson.
Give me my beer.
I want my damn beer.
I'm telling you, you sons of bitches are dumb, man.
I remember when George W. Bush was president and he launched the wars.
You remember when George W. Bush launched the wars?
What is this?
Cheeky breaky IV Damkey Cheeky Breaky Cheeky Breaky.
All right.
I don't know what the hell.
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
You all remember when liberals were anti-war and they hated George W. Bush because he launched the Iraq war.
Remember that?
The Alamo was a hoax made up by the so-called Texas martyrs as a cover for their numerous crimes.
You're a goddamn liar, Gooster.
Shut up.
Stop trying to rewrite history, you son of a bitch.
Shut up.
Just shut your mouth.
I'm tired of you sons of bitches trying to rewrite the history of Texas, you son of a bitch.
All right, let me tell you something.
The Texas martyrs that died at the Alamo died valiantly, virtuously.
That's why Texas has a spirit, baby.
That's why we're the lone star state.
We spilled blood for this state.
This state used to be a country.
Don't you all ever forget it, you son of a bitch.
Don't you all ever forget it.
You respect the Texas martyrs.
You respect the Alamo.
You respect the Battle of Goliad.
You respect the Battle of San Jacinto.
You respect the yellow rose of Texas.
You respect Sam Houston.
You understand me, boys?
You respect it, boy.
Son of a bitch.
And what the hell you want, G.I. Ghost?
G.I. Ghost, go shove it up your ass.
Give me my goddamn beer.
Since you're a little faggot and can't do your show, let's get to it.
In a comment to a Christian network, Sarah Sanders said that God wanted Trump to be president.
Jesus, stop doing news on my broadcast.
We cannot tolerate this kind of comment.
Oh, my God.
Go shove it up your ass.
All of you damn trolls.
You're already turning my show up.
The wicked shall not be unpunished, but the seed of the righteous shall be hates internet trolls.
Pathetic.
No better than bureaucrats, wicked, sinners, or Satanists.
I know!
I know!
I know what you mean.
1 John chapter 3, verse 8.
I know exactly what you mean, man.
I know exactly what you mean.
11 years of dead air.
Ghost is not Texan.
He is a legal immigrant who, after being caught masturbating to dog anus in catholic school, decided to align himself with the Texan mother choice.
I knew you were a fanfic pervert troll for Christian.
All right.
You people just don't understand.
You people just.
And here's the Hasburg gang again, for Christ's sake.
Ghost, you do understand that Texas was much better under Mexican rule?
Bullshit!
Texas as a country allowed slavery, after all.
Bullshit!
That's why Texas should have remained under Imperial Mexican.
Excuse my French.
I'm sorry for Kirk.
It would have been a goddamn liar.
You're a damn liar, and you know it.
You're just rewriting history like you're not a troll.
The engineer owes me $5,000 for the Coke, and I've been trying to get a hold of his ass.
That's a lie.
The damn engineer doesn't do any kind of yay-yo.
No one here does any yay-yo.
Hey, John Conquest, I happen to be in San Antonio area and would like to know you if you wanted to meet up for some drinks downtown.
Yeah, yeah, right.
Are you kidding me?
Texas Slavery Debate00:15:01
Gary Johnson.
You looked a little bit limp-wristed for a lack of a better term.
So why don't you take about 10 steps away from my butt crack, Harry Johnson, all right?
I saw those interviews, all right?
The Texas dumper pumpers.
Look, don't.
Stop making fun of the Texas martyrs, you asshole.
Texas murders and everything John McCain did for me.
Shut up!
Shut your goddamn mouth!
I'm warning you, trolls!
Stop talking about Texas, boy!
STOP TALKING ABOUT TEXAS!
He's an actual capitalist and not a war pig neocon sponsored by Pepsi.
You guys are fucking pissing me off.
I'm telling you, man.
Let me get to my show.
Let me get to my show.
Shut up, Takasaw.
Getting blown in Cuba.
Shut up, all right?
Listen.
This is episode 14.
We're 36 minutes, 36 minutes into this damn broadcast.
Can I just do my show without you freaking cyber vermin trying to make my goddamn show look like a mockery?
Because that's what you've done.
That's what you all have done.
All of you.
All of you.
And if you're listening to this and you're taking any kind of fucking gratification or you're laughing or you're feeling funny in the past, you people are complicit.
Do you understand me?
You people are complicit.
Here's this asshole G.I. Ghost.
What is this?
What do you want now?
You still haven't answered me.
Where in Texas were you born?
Any Texan knows where they're from in your election.
Shut your stupid stinking salmon-smelling hole.
All right.
Shut up.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
Believe the goddamn Texas martyrs alone.
Mexicans banned slavery in Mexico in 1829.
When Texas became a republic in 1836, shut up your ass.
Look, I don't want to have the slavery debate today.
All right, you son of a bitch.
All right, let's not have the slavery debate right now, you son of a bitch.
We don't just shut up, all right?
True Texas Murder Radio.
Look, everybody just shut up.
Shut your goddamn mouth about the goddamn Texas martyrs.
I'm not telling you, sons of bitches, again.
Shut your goddamn mouth about the Texas martyrs.
I'm warning your asses.
I'm warning your asses, man.
Ghost, I want to pour gas all over Texas and recreate the wildfires from 2011 so Texas can burn for the sins of the people.
Shut up, that John Codwood.
Shut your mouth.
That wasn't funny then, and it's not funny now.
All right?
So shut up.
Leave Texas alone.
All right?
You can talk about me all you goddamn want to.
Do not, and I repeat, do not disrespect the Texas martyrs.
Do you understand me?
Don't you dare make fun of the Texas martyrs, or I'm damn it.
You assholes are lucky you're not in the damn barroom with me.
I tell you that right goddamn now.
You're lucky you're not in the damn barroom, man.
I'm not even joking around, man.
I'm not even joking around.
I guarantee you little pewy punks wouldn't be coming down here to Texas running your goddamn mealy mouths out here with that kind of rhetoric.
I guarantee I'm teeny.
What the hell is this?
I don't want to have the slavery debate and no more talking about the Texas martyrs.
Oh no, it looks like somebody lost the debate.
Habsburg gang windshield.
Shut up, Habsburg gang.
Just shut up, all right?
Just shut your head.
Shut up.
And no more talking about the Texas martyrs.
No more talking about.
My great grandma still has PTSD flashbacks from the Texas.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, here we go with this crap.
Look, just shut your mouth, bitch.
I'm warning your asses, man.
I'll end this goddamn broadcast if you sons of bitches keep talking about the freaking Texas martyrs.
I'm not joking, man.
Confederacy was a nation too, but we don't want those racist, homophobic, transphobic, Islamophobes.
Sons of bitches, just shut your stupid asses up already.
Can't you just shut up?
Let me do my show.
Stop hijacking my show.
Stop trying to rewrite history.
Stop.
Just goddamn stop.
Here, ghost, take this.
You need it more than me.
It's some money.
Money for college food.
So here you go.
What the hell is that supposed to mean for Christ's sake, man?
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
You see that I'm suffering here, man.
I mean, you see right now that I'm being cyberbullied, man, because that's what this is.
That's what this is.
I'm being cyberbullied on my own show.
On my own goddamn show, man.
And everybody out there that's listening to this goddamn broadcast and you're getting tickled by it, you're laughing about it.
You're smiling about it.
You all are complicit.
Silence is consent.
Silence is consent, you bastards.
I'm being cyberbullied, man.
I'm being cyberbullied, man.
Oh, God.
Give me my beer.
I haven't even drank my first year.
What the hell do you want, G.I. asshole?
Let me rephrase it in a way you might understand.
KO, where from the big apple are you, from bro?
I mean, you gotta tell me what you're saying.
I'm not a carpetbagger.
Shut up.
I'm not a carpetbagger.
I'm a true Texan.
The Texans are all a bunch of niggers.
And niggas are aware of the colours.
Shut up with this racism.
I don't condone this racism.
I don't condone this crap.
How dare you?
Niggers are a curse according to the colours.
Man, you're sick.
You're sick.
Enough.
Enough of this crap.
I'm going to take a drink of this goddamn beer and I'm going to get on with my broadcast.
Do you goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin understand me?
I've got hundreds of thousands of people that listen to this broadcast, man, for the financial insight.
For the political and social commentary, man.
Don't you understand that?
Don't you understand that, man?
Give me my freaking beer, man.
I can't.
I can't.
I'm trying.
I tried to do this damn freaking show sober.
I tried to do the damn show sober.
I can't do it.
I can't do it.
Alamo equals Freemason lie.
Go shoving up your ass, man.
I see you, you bastard.
Shove it up your ass.
Give me my freaking goddamn beer.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Good God.
I can't.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
What the hell?
What now, man?
Underfed Texans, beaten Texas.
Damn it, you stupid troll bastards.
Oh, damn it.
God dead cats.
Shut up.
Alamo was in the body.
Why don't you all just shut up, man?
Oh, God.
Just shut up.
All of you.
All of you, shut up.
And just let me do my goddamn show, you sons of bitches.
Just let me do my show.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Now you assholes are making me belch, man.
It's not even 45 minutes.
Not even 45 minutes, man.
And you assholes are making me belch, man.
Oh my god.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
I mean, I'm just being trolled, and I got, you people are making, I got a freaking mess of crap, go over here.
Damn it, man.
Oh.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
There's freaking troll terrorists and cyber bourbon, man.
This is the internet, man.
THIS IS THE INTERNET, MAN!
Oh... I'd buy that...
Please come and shut up, G.I. Let me give a shout out to my real Texans.
Since Ghost is obviously a carpetbagger faggot, I just wanted to show my gratitude to my fellow countrymen out there.
Don't worry about it.
I don't really care.
Go shove your goddamn countrymen right up your goddamn twogged up shit funnel, you son of a bitch.
All right, shut up.
Shut up.
Let me do my damn broadcast and shut your stupid steak and salmon-smelling holes already.
God damn it.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it.
I'm tired of it, man.
All right.
I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Let me have another freaking drink of beer, man.
Oh, geez.
I need more beer than that, man.
I just inhaled that last pint, man.
I need some more beer.
I need some more goddamn beer, man, just to get through this crap.
Jesus Christ, man.
Oh, my God.
Here we go with some more fan fiction garbage.
I've taken her tail in anticipation of engineers loss of the game.
Get these cans out of here.
God, you can damn it.
Crap out of the way.
Oh, Jesus.
She's a lot bigger than Ghost.
Applejack Moe.
Oh, go shove it up your ass, man.
Give me my beer, man.
I just, I just, I gotta keep drinking.
I gotta keep drinking, man.
Oh.
God.
Martyrs would hate ghosts.
Seven Texians died for just about nothing but ghosts to get fat and shove up your ass.
My lineage goes back to the Texas martyrs, you asshole.
Fuck you, Texas, and fuck your lone star beer.
Fuck that fucking Alamo and fucking lonely.
Shove up your ass, man.
Fuck every Dallas cowboy that ever drawed a breath of mine.
Oh, God.
You're making me goddamn belch, you sons of bitches, man.
I hate you, goddamn cyber vermin, man.
Oh, God.
Give me my freaking beer.
Put the beer.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
I'm not even.
It's 46 minutes into the broadcast, and this is what I gotta take.
Are you all listening to this crap?
It's crap.
It's goddamn crap!
I'm just being a...
I'm a victim of cyberbullying, man!
I'm a victim of cyber.
Oh, great.
Divine Tigers here now.
Did you do the markets yet?
How's the trolling tonight?
You know what?
Don't worry about it.
I'm going to do the damn markets right now.
These people like, shut up.
And these people like shut up.
I was born in West Philadelphia, where I was born and raised.
On the playground, is where I spent most of my days.
Chilling out of the body.
Fresh Prince of Bel Air worshiping piece of crap.
Shooting some B-ball.
All right, shut up.
Then a couple of guys penetrated my anus.
I think Will Smith is a freaky cookster father, if you want my opinion, for Christ's sake.
He's a cookster.
He's a goddamn cookster.
What is it?
The scat man.
The scatman.
Girlfriend is out of town for the week, and I've been missing her delicious Hershey.
She's no on the broadcast.
No!
I've been taking a walking it with my own brand of chocolate soft.
Oh, this one's a good one.
I thought you were talking about the scat man.
Like the scat.
See that for a dollar.
Hey Ghost Baby.
We rocking our EBT's donating to your show.
Yeah, go show.
Shove it up your ass, Alpha Kenny One.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Look, I'm tired.
I need to get to my brother.
Shut up with the text-to-speech already, man.
Angry, racist, Jewish hamburgers.
Millions of people across the United States are experiencing a blast of cold weather that has already cleaned up.
Stop doing my show for me, you bastards!
It's my goddamn show, you son of a bitch!
Oh, God!
Here's the goddamn goofer again.
The ghost breathed in as deeply as he could as the Texas farters unleashed their fragrant emissions in unison directly into his nasal passages.
Look, shut!
God!
For these time, since he had a rap.
Everybody, just shut your goddamn mouth right goddamn now.
Everybody, shut up.
Everybody.
Oh, God.
Since Ghost has finally admitted to his fake-ass nonsense, let's move on to the show.
I'm sorry, person.
I'm sorry, but nephew, man.
How can we expect to get right-wing policies party?
Also, fuck you.
Oh, my God.
You guys are sons of bitches, man.
I'm not even kidding, Iran.
Can't you just leave me the hell alone already, man?
I'm freaking pissed off with you people.
I almost want to just end the damn broadcast after all this goddamn troll terrorism and cyber verminism.
All right.
I mean, give me my freaking beer, man.
I'm freaking guzzling down beer here, man.
I'm guzzling down beer like I'm an alcoholic because of you people.
And I'm not an alcoholic, all right?
I'm a connoisseur, you assholes.
All right, I got my freaking production notes here.
Let's get to the goddamn broadcast besides giving these goddamn troll terrorists and cyber vermin attention.
Let's get to the damn markets.
All right, I know there's hundreds of thousands of people that listen to this broadcast specifically for the markets.
All right, let's go ahead and get to it.
All right, now we Captain Autism's messenger.
Hey, Ghost, unban one, Captain Autism One.
He wants to take part in the show, and he can't contribute.
Hey, hey, you know what?
He was being a jerk off.
And now I can't unban him without contacting people, and I'm not going to contact people for some troll terrorists.
Shut up!
All right, let me do my goddamn show.
Not Bullish On Markets00:15:02
I'm on to the markets now.
Ghost gave me AIDS.
Go shove it up your ass.
Call options on wheelchairs?
What the hell is that?
Ha ha ha, you assholes.
I'm not in a wheelchair for Christ's sake, man.
I'm not in a goddamn wheelchair.
So shut up.
I don't know where y'all came up with that crap, but that's enough with that stupid slanderous lie.
It's a slanderous, goddamn lie, for Christ's sake.
Now, we saw some positivity in the stock market today because the Federal Reserve decided that it wasn't going to raise interest rates all of a sudden.
Oh, all of a sudden, the Federal Reserve's not going to raise interest rates, and that made Wall Street feel funny in the pants.
And as a result, we've got positivity in the Dow Jones Industrial, the SP, and the NASDAQ.
And what have I told you leading up to this broadcast?
That right now, the entire stock market is being dictated by the Federal Reserve.
Now, all of a sudden, Wall Street is treating the fact that the Federal Reserve's not going to continue to raise interest rates as some kind of privilege or something.
I'm telling you that.
I'm not even joking around.
It makes me sick.
I am still not bullish on this stock market, folks.
I'm going to be completely honest.
I think that we're going to see some serious trouble in quarter two, quarter three, of fiscal year 2019.
And it's directly not only just the Federal Reserve and whatever the hell they're going to do when it comes to interest rates, but it's also the freaking discord, for lack of a better term, or the disorder that's going to happen in the House of Representatives.
Because not only did the Republicans lose the House of Representatives in the 2018 midterms, but the Democrats elected a bunch of kooksters that aren't going to get anything done whatsoever.
All right.
All it's going to be is investigations into Trump, and then Trump is going to lost investigations into this person.
It's just going to be pure and utter Washington BS political theater.
Nothing is going to get done in the next two years.
I'm telling you this right now, folks.
I am not bullish.
I am not bullish on this stock market.
And this stock market, especially at Dow Jones 25,000, it's due for a contraction.
What do you want?
Wah, I'm being cyberbullied.
Wah, I'm a little bitch.
You really expect any form of GI, you asshole.
I am being cyberbullied, man.
You're listening to it.
I am being cyberbullied.
That's a racist bastard.
Go shove it up, your ass, all right?
What's up, Styx Hexon Hammer, man?
Captain Autism.
Ghost wanted his schmeet, but when autism breaks out, that's not the real sticks.
Go shut up, all right?
Stop trolling.
All right.
Why don't you pay the man some respect and stop trolling?
Have you heard of the fourth turning in the Strauss Howe generational theory?
I'm not a theoretical asshole when it comes to this.
I think people overanalyze charts.
I think people overanalyze algorithms and all this other stuff.
I mean, it's basically very simple in the stock market.
You buy low, you sell high.
Long-term investment reigns supreme.
Why do you think Warren Buffett is a billionaire?
All right.
Warren Buffett is exclusively a billionaire by investing in stocks for the long term.
All right?
I mean, Warren Buffett doesn't invest in anything that he isn't going to hold for at least 10 years.
And that's why Warren Buffett has become a billionaire exclusively on stocks.
Long-term investment, baby.
Long-term investment.
The Dow Jones Industrial.
Shut up.
I'm about to get to the market, you asshole.
God damn it, you shut up.
SP Police.
That's my show, you asshole.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
I'm about to get to the market.
I'm about to get to the market, you asshole.
Damn you.
To open Nancy Pelosi's leg wide open, then proceed to lick her clip while Maxine Waters takes her all my face.
Shut up, Devi Tiger.
Why the hell do we need to know that?
Why the hell do we even need to know that, man?
And I'm warning you, goddamn trolls, man.
Shut up and let me do my show, okay?
I'm covering the markets, all right?
This is the ghost show, all right?
I'm the talent, you ass cracks.
I'm the talent, you anal object aficionados.
Me, I'm the damn talent.
So shut your goddamn mouth, man.
Just shut your mouth, all right?
Shut your stupid mouths now.
The Dow Jones Industrial is up 431.90 points, a percentage increase of 1.77%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrial at 25,014.86 points.
And as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by these cyber vermin ass clowns, that I think that we're due for a correction, 25,000 Dow Jones Industrial, in my personal opinion, cannot be sustained based upon what kind of political turmoil and lack of certainty on the Federal Reserve's case that we have in the future.
I'm telling you this right now, folks.
And if you are going to invest in this market, like I've told all you young people, okay?
Jackson.
What is a Dow Jones?
You're a freaking idiot.
Shut up, Jack.
You're a freaking idiot.
If you don't know what Dow Jones is, it is 30-something companies that basically represent the United States economy, believe it or not.
When I give you the Dow Jones Industrial Average, those are the top blue chip, 30-something companies that represent the bulk of the big corporations of America.
So whenever you see the Dow Jones Industrial going up or you see it going down, that's basically the 30 companies that control the most corporate interest in our privatized economy.
That's them either doing good or doing bad.
Okay?
Y'all get it now?
All right.
That's why this is so important.
And as I was stating, if you are going to invest in the stock market, do it in a bearish investment capacity.
I am not bullish.
I am a bear investor in this market.
And what I mean by that, if you want a bearish investment, what the hell do you want, Evil Mira?
You left this bank.
You've got to get down by 4% after failing to meet expectations, along with PayPal, which was on slightly shaky ground.
Shut up, listen.
Just shut your mouth.
All right.
Shut your stupid staking hole.
I'm trying to kick knowledge here.
I'm trying to spark synapses, you leftist bastard.
Now, like I said, folks, value invest.
Value invest blue chip.
What the hell is a shell?
What is bear?
What is a stock market?
What is bear?
Go to Investopedia, all right, and read the goddamn lingo so you know all this stuff, all right, you sons of bitches.
All right, now listen, okay.
If you are a young person and you're making some money, you're an earner, and you want to save your money.
Now, don't get me wrong.
Now that we have decent interest rates and we now have money that was outstanding, because that's listen, every time the Federal Reserve raises interest rates, they're trying to recall all the printed money that the Federal Reserve printed.
They're trying to recall some of that back to instill value back in the U.S. dollar.
And because the Federal Reserve has done that, Jesus Christ.
One more thing since I'm running out of shelks.
Fuck the stock market.
Yeah, you want to know why you're saying that the stock market should be.
When the fascist government comes into power, greedy big asses like you will get what y'all deserve.
Hail victory.
Listen to what I'm telling.
Don't listen to this asshole, okay?
What I'm telling you, young people, even though you can now put your money in the bank and it's gaining like, I don't know, 2% interest rate, whatever it is, some shitty interest rate.
In my personal opinion, folks, what you should be doing, even during this market, which I'm not bullish in, is value invest a high-dividend blue chip stock.
Moving on to commodities, WTI.
Stop doing my show, you asshole.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Brent Kruder.
God, man.
Please just shut up.
I'm trying to help people out here.
I've got to go to the bottom.
I'M SHOOTING PIRLS TO PEOPLE!
I'M SHOOTING PIRLS, LET ME DO MY SHOW!
OH GOD, A FLIGHT OF THE MAR- Oh, fuck off.
I'm sorry for cursing.
And if I am crying, it's not because of you, trolls.
It's because I'm thinking about some martyrs.
Oh, God, you're making me belch, man.
I'm not crying.
It's just been raining on my face.
I'm not crying.
Just shut up, man.
All right.
Shut up.
Somebody's asking in the chat room, how do you simply invest in stocks?
Well, you have to get yourself in some kind of an investment broker.
Somebody who you can put money into an account and start buying stocks instantaneously.
It's our show, Ghost.
A show is going to be.
No, it's my show.
Shut up.
Proletariat trolls.
Shut your mouth.
It's my show.
I'm trying to get up 1.5%.
Comrade Rams.
Go shove it up your ass.
$600 is up $1.5 million.
Go shove it up, your goddamn quaggun push.
Global Dough is up.
Zero 4% gold and $1.
Stop doing my show, man.
I'm warning you, man.
I'm warning you, ass.
Oh, my God.
What is this, for Christ's sake?
What is, Jackson?
What is this?
I installed Robinhood, that stock app, but I put all my paycheck into Apple, but I didn't get money.
Well, of course you're not going to get any money in Apple, man.
I mean, I don't think Apple, I think Apple pays a dividend.
Oh, yeah, I think Apple pays a dividend.
Am I correct or am I wrong?
Anyway, I'm not sure.
I don't invest in Apple.
I don't have Apple stock.
I wouldn't invest in Apple stock at this point in time.
You're already seeing some curbing in the demand for iPhones.
And, you know, there's a lot of things that you got to look into when investing into stocks.
Okay.
Now, when you talk about getting or buying stocks, you have to put money in a brokerage account.
The person that last text to speech has a Robinhood account.
There's other accounts like TD Ameritrade, I think, or whatever the hell.
I mean, E-Trade, or I think, you know, there's some institutions out there that, oh, Jesus, what is this?
What's it like to rape Templeton?
Why are all technical?
Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
I'm not.
Leave the doggos alone, ghost.
Shut up.
Leave them alone.
He didn't do nothing.
Now, I want to tell you all.
Free America.
You have to.
Shut your mouth.
All right.
Shut up.
I'm trying to talk, you moron.
What is dividend?
Is it stock?
No, dividends are not stock.
Let me get to what I'm getting at before these assholes come in and start trolling again.
Okay.
Now, you go to a brokerage firm, you deposit money into the brokerage firm to purchase stock.
Now, I am advising folks right now in this bearish market, because I'm a bear.
There's two different types of investors in markets.
There's bulls and bears.
Now, as we were coming up into this Dow Jones Industrial up-and-coming $25,000 that we're currently at, throughout fiscal year 2017, I was bullish.
I was bullish on the stock market.
And I was bullish on the stock market right when Donald Trump won the election.
Okay.
Now I'm not bullish on this stock market because I, and look, I don't want to get into the extensive explanation on why there's going to be a pullback, but 25,000 Dow Jones Industrial cannot be sustainable at the growth rates that a lot of these investors that are newly in the investment community are expecting.
So what I'm saying to you is you need to, especially you young people, think like a bearish investor.
And instead of saving money and putting it into the traditional savings account, what you could do, and I think that it would be the best thing for you to do, is take whatever you traditionally put into savings every month, get a brokerage account, and purchase a blue chip stock.
And a blue chip stock is pretty much almost anything in the Dow Jones Industrial that pays a high dividend.
All right.
That pays a high dividend.
Now, a dividend means that for each share that you own, for each share that you own, you're going to get so much money per share each quarter because that's what a dividend is.
A dividend is when the corporation that you own shares the profits with the investors.
Okay, so once you have accumulated, let's say in a value investment strategy, that's what this is called, value investment strategy.
Traditionally, you would invest 300 to savings.
You put it into a blue chip stock and you invest in this blue chip stock for the next, you know, two to five years.
Now, aside from accumulating all those stocks, which will build you net worth, meaning that you can use these stocks if you ever apply for credit, if you ever apply for a loan.
And believe it or not, if you're applying for a loan for a house, for a car or something of that nature with the bank, the bank will take blue chip stocks as collateral to get your loan for whatever, a business, a house, a car, etc.
Now, this is why holding stock, whether it raises in value or decreases in value in a bearish capacity, is so important.
Because even though every month you're putting in so much money to the same blue chip stock, some months you'll buy it high, some months you'll buy it lower, what you're doing is accumulating that stock so that not only are you getting paid every quarter per share on the dividend, but you're also accumulating net worth.
That means when you apply for loans and you apply for credit cards, you can put this as a part of your net worth.
That means that you're worth something.
When you own shares of stock and you die, somebody has to inherit those shares.
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That's net worth.
The same goes for property, right?
If you own property and you die, you know, somebody has to inherit that property because it's a part of your net worth.
All right?
Net worth.
And that's why I am telling each and every one of you young people that you need to accumulate as much net worth as you possibly can in your lifetime so that the time, by the time that you're in your 40s, 50s, and 60s, you ain't going to be suffering and having to be a 55-year-old bag boy at the goddamn grocery store because you didn't save one iota of anything that you accumulated in your goddamn working life.
And I'm seeing that a lot nowadays.
I don't know if y'all been seeing it.
I'm seeing 55, 65 year old slums out here bagging groceries for Christ's sake.
And why do you think they're bagging groceries at that age?
Because no one, there was no ghost around.
There was no Go Show.
There was no TCR that was able to tell them that, hey, if you're going to make some money, why don't you accumulate assets?
And look, stocks is just one angle of assets.
Property is another angle of assets, even though I'm not bullish on buying property.
Believe me, the prices of property are way overinflated and it's about to come crashing down here soon enough at any point.
All right.
Cars, gold, silver, I mean, you name it, anything that can be purchased and resold either for the equivalent value or for a profit.
That is net worth.
All right.
That is net worth.
And that's what I'm trying to tell you people that are listening to the broadcast is what you need to accumulate right now.
All right.
That's what makes you very important in life.
You know, everybody's worried about their credit score.
Oh my, my credit score.
If I don't have a good credit score, I'm going to be looked at like some shameless.
Oh, yeah?
I guarantee you that some son of a bitch who has a bad credit score for whatever reason, but has $100,000 in accumulated assets that includes stock, that includes whatever, cars, whatever of value, that person with the assets is more value than the asshole with the good credit.
You know what good credit means, really, folks?
Good credit means that you can actually put your name on the line to purchase materialistic widgets that you shouldn't even be buying right now in the first place.
I mean, you understand the whole credit system for the most part because we don't really give our children financial education.
It's a scam.
It's a goddamn scam.
I mean, they're giving kids credit cards right at 18 years old when they go on the campuses, right after they've put themselves in secured debt of 50 to 75,000.
And what are these kids going to do?
They're out there, they sign.
And let me tell you, I think you folks need to know the difference between secure debt and unsecured debt.
Okay.
Secure debt is obviously each and every one of you folks that have outstanding college debt that was financed by a financial institution that is now nationalized by the government.
That is secured debt.
Anytime that you have to apply for money at a bank or a financial institution and literally give a piss and blood test so that you can get the loan, that is secured debt.
And if you go back on secure debt and you can't, if you can't buy, let's say you can't pay for your mortgage, you can't pay for your car and these secured loans, then you become financially toxic.
Do you understand me?
That's why I tell everybody that's out there that's having financial trouble, don't worry about the unsecured debt.
Worry about the secured debt because I'm not trying to say that no one should pay on their credit cards, but there is a risk with the credit card company giving you unsecured debt.
Now, what does unsecured debt mean?
That means that, I mean, you see how easy it is to get a credit card.
It sure is a hell of a lot harder to get a secured loan than it is to credit card.
All you got to do, if you're on a goddamn campus, some idiot that's a representative of the credit card company, here, here, here, you need some credit here.
Go ahead.
Just fill out this.
I'll run it through the system and we'll see how much credit that we can go ahead and give you.
I mean, it's as easy as that.
That's why they call it unsecured credit because they're literally taking basic information.
This is not like the information they'd be asking in a secured loan.
I mean, for you folks that have applied for credit cards, you see how this is how easy it is to get one.
It's unsecured debt because they're just giving you that money, and that's why they charge such high interest rates on the credit cards.
Do you understand me?
They charge such high interest rates on the credit cards because they know they're giving you unsecured debt.
They run the risk that you may not pay at some point in time on that credit.
And that's why there's a whole credit system so that if by some chance you're late on a payment or you don't, you know, you don't pay on a credit card, there's this stupid, ridiculous credit score that, you know, you're supposed to, I don't know, live your life by or some kind of garbage like that.
Let me tell you something, folks.
All right.
If it comes down to financial trouble, I would strongly advise people to just, you know, if it comes down to you eating and you wanting to sustain your car and your house, turn, just pay the secured debt.
Pay the secured debt with the bank.
The unsecured debt, you know, let them do what they got to do.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
That's why they call it unsecured debt, baby.
All right.
I mean, it's crap.
And by the way, depending on how much you have outstanding, because you don't want tremendous amounts of money outstanding, like let's say you had good credit and you had such good credit that the credit card companies ended up giving you like $50,000 in credit card credit and you have like five of those $50,000 credit card limit cards and you max them all out for Christ's sake.
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All right.
Do you max them all out?
As a result, you may have to be on, you know, they're going to come after you for that.
That's major.
That's $50,000.
They're going to come after you.
But if you're one of these folks that are out here that are just, you know, I don't know, you got like, you know, $5,000, $10,000 and you got it outstanding and you're in some financial trouble.
And it's either pay this or I need to eat or whatever the case might be.
You know what I mean?
It's serious business.
I strongly suggest that people entertain the idea of just making sure your secured debt is paid as opposed to the goddamn unsecured debt.
I'm just saying.
I'm just goddamn saying.
And I'm just trying to help people out of here, man.
I'm shooting pearls to you people.
I'm shooting goddamn pearls to you people.
I hope that you goddamn appreciate it.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
I hope that you appreciate it.
For Christ's sake.
Anyway, let me continue on.
I didn't mean to get off on this whole soliloquy about this, but this is serious business, and I think people need to low about it.
I think they don't teach this stuff in college.
They don't teach this stuff in high school.
So that's all I'm saying.
All right.
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
All right.
Dow Jones Industrial closing out 25,014.86 points.
SP 500, it is up 41.05 points for the SP, a percentage increase of 1.55%.
Closing out the SP at 20, excuse me, 2,681.05 points for the SP 500.
We've got the NASDAQ.
It's also up, folks, 154.79 points, a percentage increase of 2.20%, closing out the NASDAQ at 7,183.08 points.
Like I said, folks, I am not bullish on this market one damn bit.
And if I am, it is in a bearish capacity.
And what did I tell you, folks?
All right, when I tell you, blue chip stocks, blue chip stocks that pay a high yield dividend.
That's what I'm telling folks to go out and do.
All right.
Not even kidding around.
High yield dividend blue chip stocks is where it's at.
All right.
Let's continue going, folks.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get, and everybody that's out there saying that I'm bored, I you want to know something?
You're going to be sitting there, shining shoes of the folks that are out here making capital on the information that I'm giving on this broadcast like it ain't crap.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Ah!
I mean, I'm shooting pearls to you people.
I'm shooting goddamn pearls and you people don't even give a crap.
Good God.
Look at these unappreciative people in the chat room, man.
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean, do you all even care?
I mean, why am I even doing this broadcast if you idiots don't even give a crap?
I'm not even kidding, man.
Why?
I mean, I'm trying to make folks into some into something here.
I'm trying to make them into some freaking to some freaking entrepreneurs out here, man.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
Let's go to the commodities.
All right.
Now, I'm going to get to commodities, folks, because these prices signify how much money you're going to pay for certain commodities that are covered.
Right now, I'm going to cover the energy commodities, which are oil and gas.
And this is going to signify whether or not we're going to see an increase in the value of gasoline at the pump.
And that's why whether or not you invest in these commodities, it's important to know them.
All right.
It's important to know them.
All right.
Anyway.
Anyway, what's going on here?
People are saying there's no text to speech.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
What?
Now we got a problem with stream elements here.
What the hell's going on with stream elements?
Anybody know?
Anyway, let me know in the chat room.
I'm going to go ahead and keep going here.
All right.
Energy right now.
WTI sweet crude is, it's up.
It is up 36 cents.
A percentage increase of 0.66%.
Closing out WTI sweet crude at $54.59 per barrel of WTI sweet crude.
Okay.
Brent crude oil, folks, it's also up.
All right.
55 cents, a percentage increase of 0.89%.
Closing out Brent crude at $62.20 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
All right.
Now, the difference between Brent crude and WTI Sweet Crude Oil.
All right.
WTI Sweet Crude is the oil consumed by America.
Brent crude is the oil that is consumed by the Europeans out there in the other side of the pond.
Now, gasoline futures look like they're going up.
It is up 2.32%.
So that means that we will be paying a little bit more at the gasoline pump, folks.
Natural gas is up 0.95.
And we've got heating oil up 0.05% for commodities in energy.
Let's get to the metals, shall we?
All right, metals.
Let's get to the goddamn metals in this son of a bitch.
All right.
Metals, gold is up, folks, $8.60.
Now, that's very interesting.
That's very interesting that we've got gold up considering that we had the folks in the stock market a little bit of funny in the pants because the Federal Reserve didn't raise interest rates.
So it goes to show you, folks, that there's some bearish investors.
To see the goddamn gold go up $8.60 per Troy ounce shows that not too many people are bullish in this stock market.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to gold.
What is it?
0.65% increase on the day.
Closing out gold.
Take a look at gold, man.
$1,324.10 per Troy ounce of goddamn gold, for Christ's sake.
Can you believe this crap?
Can you believe this, man?
I mean, this is, you know, it's supposed to be, what the hell, man?
What the hell?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
All right.
Silver, it's also up 12 cents, folks.
A percentage increase of 0.74%.
Closing out silver at $16.05 per Troy ounce of silver.
All right.
We've got copper.
All right.
Copper is up 0.29%.
Platinum, it is up 0.03%.
All right.
Let's go ahead and get to agriculture, folks.
All right.
Grains.
All right.
Now, look, the only reason I cover these agricultural commodities, folks, is because once again, you will know, all right, you will know how much you're going to have to pay for certain commodities at the supermarket.
All right, let's go ahead and go and get to grains here.
Corn is up 0.07%.
We've got wheats, wheat is up 0.10%.
Oats is up 0.27%.
Rough rice is down 0.14%.
Soybean is up 0.05%.
Soybean oil is down 0.26%.
And canola is down 0.06%.
Let's get to the softs, shall we?
The softs.
Coca, cocoa, however you pronounce it, is the base for chocolate.
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It is down 1.76%.
Remember, we were seeing increases in cocoa because remember, cocoa is made in Africa.
Cut it out away.
And we've been having a lot of serious situations going on in Africa.
For instance, the Ebola.
The damn Ebola, for Christ's sake, man.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
We've got coffee, coffee, it is down.
Oh, excuse me.
I didn't say cocoa.
Coco's down 1.76%.
We've got coffee.
It is down 0.49%.
Sugar!
Sugar is down 1.26%.
Orange juice is down 0.38%.
Cotton is up 0.15%.
And we've got lumber up 3.74%.
Good God.
Good God.
What the hell's going on here, man?
I'm starting to get what the hell's happening?
What the hell's going on?
It looks like the stream is screwing up or some kind of crap like that, folks.
My apologies.
Once again, we're getting technical difficulties out here.
I don't know what the hell's going on here.
I mean, it says I'm live.
It says I'm live, but I don't see.
I don't see crap.
I don't see crap.
Jesus Christ.
And not to mention, it seems for whatever reason, the freaking stream elements is down.
I don't know.
I can't get it.
I don't know what the hell's going on here.
I mean, good God, man.
Can anything else go wrong for heaven's sake?
Huh?
Can anything else go wrong?
You see, if it is trolls, you know, it's people hating out here.
You know, it's technical difficulties for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm just trying to do a show here, man.
You know what I'm saying?
And here we have, you know, assholes.
I don't know what it is.
I have no idea what it is, man.
I have no idea.
I have no goddamn idea.
But once again, what else is new, right?
What else is goddamn new?
I mean, I can't work like this.
I'm not even joking around, man.
I mean, I can't work like this for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, I'm over here.
I'm trying to shoot pearls to people.
I mean, people are, Jesus Christ, man.
Get it?
What's going on, engineer?
Folks, if you just bear with us here, we're having some technical difficulties, and we're going to try to see if we can clear these sons of bitches up for Christ's sake.
I mean, I can't.
I mean, come on, man.
What the hell's going on here?
All right, seriously, what the hell is going on here for heaven's sake?
Good God.
Am I on?
I mean, it says I'm on here.
We must be having some kind of technical difficulty.
So I'm going to have to restart the whole goddamn broadcast for Christ's sake, man.
Good God.
It says I'm on, but I don't know.
So what we're going to do is I guess, you know, we're just going to restart the whole broadcast.
I don't know what the hell's going on.
We're going to restart it here.
And hopefully, when I restart it, we end up in a better situation.
All right.
My apologies to the folks that this may be disrupting here.
But once again, more and more technical difficulties for Christ's sake.
Can you, look, I want to know first if the engineer can get it shit.
If we close off this stream, engineer, can we get back to normal?
All right, we're going to see what we can do, folks.
All right.
We're going to stop the stream here.
Don't go anywhere.
Okay.
Don't go anywhere.
We're going to try to do some things and we'll be right back.
I don't know what the hell's wrong with this stream.
I'll be right back.
All right.
I think we're back.
I hope we're back.
Are we back, engineer?
Are we back?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Are we back here?
I hope that we're back here.
Let me see if we can see if we can see anything going on here.
What's going on here?
Let me refresh something here.
I'm sorry, folks, for doing this.
We are having technical difficulties here.
Are we back?
I think we are back here, right?
Are we back?
I think we're back.
Okay, good.
I think we're back.
I'm sorry, folks, for the situation out here.
I mean, I don't know what the hell's going on.
I just restarted the stream here, and we shall see if we can, let's see what's happening.
There's nothing wrong with stream elements.
Let me see if we're missing some things here, all right?
Captain Optimism being a failed troll.
That was with Moonman.
All right, we're actually, yeah, we're missing some things here.
So let me go ahead and take some.
Anybody donating still and cannot get their donations through?
Anybody?
Because, man, I see a lot of them that didn't get through here, and that sucks, man, all right?
All right, let me see.
From Jackson, isn't Bear a gay thing?
Ann Coulter, that feeling when you promised to build the wall.
Oh, shove it up, your ass.
Anonymous, in your personal opinion, how do we have to get ready until we start seeing the official free fall?
We've got Alamo, Texan Alamo terrorist.
Hey, do us all a favor and shut the hell up and let the Texas speech lady do the markets.
I can hear you just fine.
All right, we're back.
Okay, good.
Okay, good.
Let me get to these ones that didn't get the markets, ghost.
Let me get to these ones that didn't get played, okay?
Because I just want to make sure that, because this was purely technical difficulties here.
Purely technical difficulties.
This was by political punch.
What if the bull accidentally accidentally is the whole dividend?
Where does the bull come inside?
Shut up.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass for Christ's sake.
All right.
Anonymous.
Ghost thrusts his cock into Granny's rotting eye socket.
Go shove it up your ass, man.
And don't talk about my granny.
Here's Necker.
Isn't being a bear LGBTQ related?
I think it is, and I don't really care if it is or not.
All right.
Breaking character.
If you want a carefully selected ETF of good dividend-paying stocks, try Spider ETF.
Spider ETF.
All right, we get it.
We're not plugging.
We're not plugging ETFs here.
Not GI Ghost.
Yawn, whenever this stupid carpetbagger cripple Hambone starts talking, the troll show gets so much worse.
Hey, NG, can you take it over and start Radio Graffiti so we can have something good on?
All this lard I'm hearing is so gross.
Hail victory.
Yeah, go shove it up, your goddamn ass with that crap.
All right.
Timmy Jones, is it good to join the military and which branch should I join?
I plan on going into a branch as a computer engineer.
Look, if all else fails, I think the military, if you have nothing, if you are lost in direction, you don't know what you're doing, you don't know where you're going, I think the military is fairly decent.
I think it's a fairly decent option.
I mean, what better way to serve your country, man?
You know, what better way to serve your country and get skills?
What did it do to die today?
At a minute or two, till two.
A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do.
What the hell is that at a minute or two with rapidity?
What the hell is that tattoo?
I'm going to have a tattoo tattoo or two till two till two.
At a minute or two, till two.
All right, we get it.
All right.
I think you're a poet and you don't know it.
And I don't think we want to know it.
All right.
Chris, this is what they should teach in schools.
Not all the made-up Masonic history bullcrap.
I'm telling you.
It was this moon man.
A message to Captain Optimism.
If you continue to act like a tinfoil troll, I will drop your.
Now, we're not doxing anybody here, man.
We're not doxing anybody here.
That's stupid.
All right.
That's stupid.
Mr. Nigger.
Oh, damn it.
I didn't mean to say it.
I'm sorry, this asshole with the stupid fucking name, F you.
But I'm still going to read your message, even though you're a goddamn racist bastard.
Damn it.
It says, Ghost, maybe now is a good time to upgrade to Windows XP.
I know it's a huge leap, but that way your Obama PC will stop freezing.
All right.
It's not my PC.
All right.
I don't know what the hell happened.
All right.
And the last one that wasn't played, it was Moonman.
Captain Autism, if you keep being a failed troll, I will reveal to the world who you really are.
Can you just stop?
Can you just stop?
All right, that's it.
All right.
I'm glad we're done with those.
Everyone who didn't get it read, I read it personally.
All right.
So don't sit here and try to cry about it later on or anything of that nature.
All right.
All right.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what the hell happened.
I don't know what's going on.
And I don't have an Obama PC in the chat room.
Shove it up your ass.
I don't have an Obama PC.
All right.
And I'm telling you, you trolls, you just wait, trolls, until I get my damn gaming computer.
And look, I'm starting to get into the building of it now.
I'm ordering motherboards.
I'm ordering processors.
I'm ordering graphics cards.
And I'm telling you something right now.
You damn troll terrorists that are providing cyber vermin nonsense on my broadcast.
I will own your asses when I get my damn PC gaming rig built, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
You just goddamn wait.
You just goddamn wait.
I can't wait to own you goddamn trolls in gaming, man.
And look, I haven't gamed, like I've told you folks since America's Army 2.
Whatever the hell it was.
America's Army.
That's the last time I've gamed.
What the hell was that?
Like 2005, 2004?
And before that, it was the Sega Dreamcast.
What is this?
Ghost, why do you have to be racist?
I simply asked for you to.
Don't shove it up your ass, you're a racist in that goddamn name.
And I can't believe you made me read that name, you son of a bitch.
God damn it, man.
God damn it.
I don't know what the hell happened there, folks.
I'm sorry for the mix-up.
I'm sorry for the mishap, you know, but we're back.
And I was doing my broadcast there for a second, man.
I was kicking some knowledge.
I was sparking synapses in the brains of folks that were listening.
That's why I keep telling you folks, man.
I got hundreds of thousands of people that listen to the financial insight, baby.
All right, to the political and social commentary, baby.
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All right, let's get to cryptocurrency, man.
We're already a minute or excuse me, an hour and 31 minutes into the broadcast.
Let's get to some cryptocurrency because I haven't been covering it because you assholes continue to troll my broadcast.
Now, what did I tell you about the past couple of sessions of cryptocurrency?
It's at a low.
It is at a low right now.
And what we are seeing, folks, is what I called back about a year ago, the shitcoin shakeout.
Because there were so many coins out here that are completely worthless and irrelevant.
They need to be shaken out.
And those coins that have the technology, the circulating supply, and the actual acceptance will survive, you know?
Come on chat.
You can tell this guy doesn't know anything about the markets or the news.
That's not shut up.
That's not sticks, hex on hammer.
Shut up.
Youtube.com, sticks, higs, and hammer.
Shut up.
That's not the real guy.
Shut up.
All right, man.
Sticks.
We're cool.
All right.
I don't know.
You fucking trolls are trying to make some goddamn internet drama.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
You're my goddamn beer.
We're going to get to some cryptocurrency coverage right now.
The entire market capitalization currently for the entire cryptocurrency market is $115 billion, $115 billion market capitalization.
Now, let's get to Bitcoin.
Now, Bitcoin, symbol BTC, is fading away before our eyes, folks.
And the only reason that you're even having any kind of positivity in Bitcoin is because it's on the top of mind of laymans who don't understand blockchain technology, who don't understand cryptocurrency.
Whenever you ask somebody who isn't into the technological aspect of cryptocurrency what cryptocurrency is, the first thing they're going to say is Bitcoin.
Bitcoin, it's on the top of the mind.
That's the only thing that made Bitcoin valuable, folks.
All right, because Bitcoin, let's just be honest, the transaction speed is, it sucks.
You know, occasionally the transaction fee can go up that you know what.
The fluctuation of the price of Bitcoin is just ridiculous.
It's over speculated.
And like I said, folks, it was just the first kid on the blockchain.
Now that the market of cryptocurrency is starting to understand where the value of cryptocurrency is, and that's in the technology, that's why we're seeing this major shift into crypto from traditional coins that were supposedly going to be the future into what actually is going to sustain itself for the next 10 years.
And in my view, folks, once we start seeing a contraction in the stock market, because it's going to happen.
I mean, the contraction of the stock market is going to happen.
Where are the investors going to invest their money?
And the cryptocurrency market offers an opportunity for investors to not only hedge any type of losses, but depending on what cryptocurrency you invest in, it's actual currency.
So, you know, you could actually spend it depending on the acceptance of the cryptocurrency in general.
It's currency on top of it being a financial instrument, for Christ's sake.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's why I'm telling you folks right now, it is not too late to get into the cryptocurrency situation and make some serious money.
There will be new wealth generated exclusively in the cryptocurrency markets.
Now, like I said, folks, Bitcoin, I've never been a big fan of Bitcoin because I knew it was going to come crashing down.
We will never see $20,000 Bitcoin prices again.
And what is this?
What is this?
Why are you drinking so much?
Why are you drinking so much?
Because I know.
Because I know.
Because I know you're not.
Are you trying to paraphrase broadcasting out of your house because she kicked you out?
Shut up.
Shut up.
Mrs. Ghost right now is in the kitchen prepping some goddamn steak, surf, and turf, baby.
You understand that?
That's what she's doing.
All right.
Unlike you, where's your woman?
Where's your woman at?
Where's your woman cooking for you there, boy?
Huh?
You ain't got one, don't you, boy?
You ain't got one.
So just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right, sit there and shut your goddamn stupid stinking mouth.
Anyway, let me continue going before these assholes start, you know, trying to take over my broadcast.
Anyway, no Bitcoin.
I'm not bullish on Bitcoin.
I've told you the reasons why.
We're seeing the fall of it.
The current market cap for Bitcoin is $61 billion market cap.
Circulating supply for Bitcoin is $17.5 million in circulation.
Now, for whatever reason, in the past 24 hours, it's gone up 1.09%.
Current price for Bitcoin.
Oh, Jesus.
What is this?
Chicago had the tracks for passenger trains on fire so they wouldn't break.
Lol global warming.
Wind chills of minus 75 Fahrenheit.
I read about that.
Listen, stop doing my show for me, you asshole.
This show is sponsored by Broward County, Florida underscore.
Oh, go show it up, your ass.
No, no, screw Broward County.
There's some fishy things going on in Broward County.
Broward County needs to be investigated.
And how come all these national media events that get all this coverage come from Broward County?
Haven't you ever asked yourself that?
Anyway, Bitcoin price is $3,494.41 per Bitcoin.
And yeah, I read that they actually set the train tracks on fire out there in Chicago so they could keep it running.
Huh?
Global warming.
Remember that?
And now you've got this stupid dumb cookster, this dumb airheaded Latin Spitfire, this Ocasio-Cortez making the statement that the world is going to end in 12 years now.
I mean, this dumb cookster who's got an economics and political science degree from the Boston University, now who can't even do economics, who doesn't even understand politics, now is all of a sudden environmental scientist and an atmospheric scientist all of a sudden.
That's just great.
That's your typical millennial right there, Ocasio-Cortez.
Dumber than hell, but thinks that she knows everything in the world.
I mean, that's literally typically every millennial out here.
Don't know shit from Shinola, but thinks they can manage everything.
I mean, it just makes me sick.
All right, let's get to a couple more cryptocurrencies here.
Now, what did I tell you all about Ripple?
Huh?
You ass clowns.
I've told you all in several shows that I am not a big Ripple fan because it goes against the very blockchain principle of being decentralized.
You can't get any more centralized than Ripple symbol XRP.
XRP is the symbol.
Now, the only reason I'm bullish on Ripple is because they're actually signing deals.
They're signing deals with financial institutions, utilizing their technology to process transactions.
And when you have those types of deals specifically and exclusively with certain blockchains, that's another thing that creates value in cryptocurrency.
And that's why I told folks to eyeball XRP, Ripple.
And even though I'm not a fan of it, I am not a fan of Ripple.
The reason I said it was a decent opportunity for the short term, because of these deals, man.
And as you can see right now, the prognosticator prognosticator strikes again.
Let's go ahead and take a look at XRP.
XRP market cap right now is $13 billion market cap.
It is number two when it comes to the largest market caps of cryptocurrency.
The circulating supply, now, this is the only reason, and not to mention it's not decentralized, but another factor that I don't like about Ripple is that there's 41 billion, 41 billion XRP in circulation, man.
What is it?
Mrs. Ghost is in the kitchen getting her pantyhose ripped apart in the city.
Shove it up, your ass.
Don't talk about my wife like that, you son of a bitch.
You're just jealous that you ain't got nobody in the damn kitchen making you something to eat.
All right?
And you know it.
You all know it.
That's it, man.
You're just pissed.
All right.
You're just pissed because you ain't got no goddamn woman in the kitchen making you goddamn surf and turf, you son of a bitch.
All right.
Anyway, like I was saying, the only other reason that I don't like XRP is the circulating supply.
$41 billion mark circulation?
$41 billion circulation?
That's a lot of circulating cryptocurrency, man.
You know, and that's why I don't like it.
And I, and if it is going to jump, it'll jump no more than the $2 or $3 it did jump during its all-time highs.
But I think we'll go there again because it's signing deals.
And that's why I like it for at least six to 10 months, 12 months.
In the past 24 hours, check this out, folks.
Ripple has gone up 11.85% on the day.
Do you understand that?
It has gone up 11.85% on the day.
The current price for Ripple, folks, is 32 cents.
32 cents.
Let's get to Ethereum, folks.
ETH.
I'm not the biggest fan of Ethereum either.
I think their blockchain technology is, or actually their smart contract technology is a little flawed.
We've been waiting for an Ethereum smart contract that was supposed to do spectacular things.
It hasn't.
But for whatever reason, we've got institutional stock investors going into Ethereum, especially during the contraction that we've seen currently in crypto.
So that's something to keep an eye on.
And that's why I keep covering Ethereum because it's starting to try to become the top of mind cryptocurrency beyond Bitcoin.
And we're still waiting for the smart contract technology from these assholes, but we shall see.
Okay.
Eth is the symbol for Ethereum.
Market capitalization is $11.4 billion market cap.
The circulating supply is $104 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Ethereum has gone up 3.45%.
Current price for Ethereum, folks, is $109.51 per Ethereum, per Ethereum.
Now, let's go ahead and get to Bitcoin Cash.
Now, the reason I'm covering Bitcoin Cash is because it could potentially, in my personal opinion, be an alternative to Fiat.
But only time will tell.
We shall see Bitcoin Cash BCH.
Remember, it's a lot faster than Bitcoin.
It's a lot less transaction fee than Bitcoin.
So this is why people are starting to look towards Bitcoin Cash and another Bitcoin variant as an alternative.
BCH is the symbol.
Market capitalization is $2.1 billion market cap.
The circulating supply for Bitcoin Cash is $17.5 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Bitcoin Cash has gone up 7.08%.
Current price for Bitcoin Cash is $119.56 per Bitcoin Cash.
Let's get to Litecoin, folks.
And the reason I cover Litecoin is because, you know, it was one of the OGs on the blockchain, baby.
Now, I know Charlie Lee, the guy who created Litecoin, is, you know, I don't know, spurging out on his Twitter account and he's ruined a lot of deals and all that stuff.
But hopefully, Litecoin symbol LTC is starting to pick its, you know, prick from the dirt.
I mean, I hate to say it because I recently heard in the cyborg UFC fight.
I don't know if y'all remember that, you know, that man they called cyborg that pretended to be a woman or whatever.
Anyway, on that UFC event, they actually announced the announcer announcing the fight.
Litecoin, the official UFC cryptocurrency.
What is this, the engineer?
What is this?
And then now you're trying to dictate my show.
Let's see who we got here.
Cory Dora 117.
Shut up.
No, we're not.
No, no, no, no.
I'm Cardano.
We're not covering that crap.
Crasher 920.
Go shoving up your ass, all right?
Let me cover the coins here.
All right, you son of a bitches.
Shove it up your ass.
Good God, man.
Stop taking over my show here.
Anyway, like I said, Litecoin, LTC is the symbol.
Market cap is $1.9 billion.
Market cap for Litecoin.
The current circulating supply for Litecoin is $60 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Litecoin has gone up 2.88%.
You notice all these goddamn cryptocurrencies are going up.
I told you guys.
Litecoin, current price, $32.12 per Litecoin.
Let's get to Dash, folks, because in my personal opinion, Dash looks like a very formidable contender to potentially take the king of crypto at this point in time.
It is being widely accepted, first and foremost.
It is an OG on the blockchain.
It was formerly known as Dark Chain.
Now it's Dash, symbol D A S H.
And you should see the amount of acceptance that Dash is going through at this point in time.
And I love the circulating supply, like I've always said, that people should look towards when investing into crypto.
Dash right now, market capitalization is 590, excuse me, 597 million dollar market capitalization.
We've got circulating supply is 8.5 million.
8.5 million in circulation.
Nice low circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Dash has gone up 2.11%.
The current price for Dash is $69.48.
I mean, I'm telling you, these look like great prices here.
And I'm telling you, folks, I mean, just imagine.
All right.
Aside from these cryptocurrencies being an option as a financial instrument, they're also currency.
I mean, you can now purchase airline tickets with cryptocurrency.
You can purchase some hotels in cryptocurrency.
You know, in Japan, you could pay your rent and you can pay for goods and services at your shopping mall in Japan.
It's so accepted.
All right.
So, like, I'm telling each and every one of you, that's the whole reason why I cover these things because not only are they a financial instrument to hedge any fiat currency that you may be trying to hedge against any degrading or falling prices, but it's also a goddamn currency, baby.
You could spend this stuff, baby.
You can spend this stuff, baby.
Anyway, let's continue going.
Quantum Wallet Guide00:09:33
Let's get to Ethereum Classic ETC.
All right.
Market capitalization for Ethereum Classic is $434 million in market capitalization.
The circulating supply is 107 million in circulation for ETC.
In the past 24 hours, Ethereum Classic has gone up 2.62%.
Current price for Ethereum Classic, $4.03.
And the whole reason why I'm covering Ethereum Classic, baby, is because for whatever reason, Coinbase, which seems to be the dominant cryptocurrency brokerage in America, has it as an option to not only buy, sell, but trade as well.
So, you know, you got to look at these types of indicators and, you know, you see where the value's at.
All right.
Let's get to Zcash, folks, which is something that I'm accumulating.
I'm currently mining.
I got a mining contract for it, et cetera.
Zcash, ZEC, market capitalization for Zcash is $288 million market cap.
The circulating supply is $5.7 million.
You see that nice low circulation number for Zcash?
Huh?
5.7 million in circulation.
In the past 24 hours, Zcash has gone up.
1.57%.
Current price for Zcash, baby, $49.89.
These are cheap.
These are goddamn cheap, for Christ's sake, all right?
And speaking of cheap, baby, QTUM Quantum, baby, I am so bullish on this.
And as a matter of fact, I actually got an email from somebody from Ghost.report.
And by the way, I would strongly advise you folks that are listening, check out the website right there that you're seeing in front of your screen, ghost.report.
All right.
Aside from that being my only social media outlet, just in case anything happens to this YouTube channel.
Aside from that, the first post right now on Ghost.report gives you a link to the alternative channel, which we are going to be broadcasting from this Friday.
And we will have, believe it or not, this Friday on the new channel, MediaShare.
I mean, Jesus Christ, we're going to have MediaShare, okay?
So I hope you all are happy.
But if you want to listen to the broadcast this Friday, you got to follow the other channel.
And you can get that link right now at ghost.report.
Go ahead and check it out.
It's the first post.
All right.
It's the first post on Ghost.report.
And subscribe to the alternative ghost show channel because that's what we're going to be broadcasting this Friday.
So all you people that have been bitching and moaning about how you wanted media share, how you want media share, we'll be broadcasting there Friday for Christ's sake.
All right, you son of a bitch.
Anyway, and not to mention, you know, some idiots in the chat room.
I'm not going to click that link.
Hey, I'm following the damn, for those that are all upset or whatever, I'm also following, it's the only goddamn channel I'm following on this channel right here.
It's the only channel I'm following.
So go shove it up your asses.
All right.
Anyway, last but not least, let's get to Quantum folks, QTUM.
And I got an email from somebody asking me, how does Quantum stake?
Because that's where the money's at, folks.
It is a proof of stake cryptocurrency, meaning that if you have your wallet open and it's online, and it has to be online, folks, believe it or not, if you have your wallet open with your quantum in there, the proof of stake will send you quantum on a periodic basis just for holding your quantum on your wallet and leaving your wallet open.
Okay.
Now, there is ways to do this without having to use so much computing power.
In the inner circle, folks, me and the inner circle, we're tight.
We have created a situation in which we can use a Raspberry Pi, and you know how cheap Raspberry Pis are.
Loading a actual wallet of quantum, QTUM is the symbol, QTUM.
Load the wallet onto the Raspberry Pi and transferring whatever quantum that you want to transfer into that Raspberry Pi into the wallet and leaving the Raspberry Pi on.
And the damn thing is just staking right there in the Raspberry Pi without putting any kind, pulling any kind of electricity out of your goddamn electric bill, baby.
All right?
I'm not even joking around, baby.
And look, that's the kind of stuff we do in the inner circle.
You know, people ask me, you know, what's the inner circle?
What is that?
What happens is this.
As you can see on the description, if somebody decides that they're going to do a $300 donation, they get an automatic invite into the inner circle chat room, baby.
And let me tell you something.
This is the kind of stuff we're getting into out there.
What is this?
Welcome back to the chat room.
My midget.
Roth of the beat.
Atomic master.
No, don't get shut.
Shut up, your ass.
It's not time for shout-outs, you son of a bitch.
It's not time for shout-outs.
All right, I'm still covering the markets here.
I'm still covering the markets, you son of a bitch.
F you asshole, all right?
F you.
F you.
Anyway, that's the kind of stuff we're doing out there in the inner circle, baby.
We're trying to make money, man.
The inner circle are my friends.
They're my family, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
And we're staking.
And on top of staking, meaning that however much quantum we're holding in the quantum wallet, we get a proof of stake payment every periodic basis.
On top of that, folks, on top of that, QTUM is running on the QRC20 token, which is its own independent token, which is competing in the smart contract arena with Ethereum.
They are now creating new coins in QRC20's token.
And those coins are being airdropped right into your wallet without you even doing a goddamn thing about it, baby.
I mean, I'm telling you, man, I got a Raspberry Pi right there.
It's running and it's just making money while it's sitting there, baby.
You understand?
Woo!
Oh, man, I'm telling you.
Anyway, look, I think quantum right now, QTUM, is at such low prices right now.
I don't think, I'm telling you, man, we're just gobbling it up, man.
We're in the thousands.
We're in the thousands.
We're holding thousands upon thousands of quantum.
And I'm telling you, if you hold anything over 100 quantum, you're getting a pretty good stake payment.
I'm not even kidding around, okay?
I'm not even kidding around.
Anyway, listen, QTUM is the symbol.
Market capitalization of quantum is at $170 million market cap.
The circulating supply for quantum is $89 million in circulation.
And the past 24 hours, Quantum has gone up 3.10%.
Now, the reason I like quantum, for Christ's sake, all right?
What is it?
Inner circle is family until they backstab each other and get people kicked out.
No, no, let's put it this way.
More people have left on their own because for whatever reason, I don't know, they felt left out or whatever the hell might be.
There's only been a very few people in the future hambone.
Cardano is the future, you ham.
Are you serious?
I mean, do you understand the history of Cardano?
That shit was just...
Look, I don't want to get into it, but look.
All of a sudden, Cardano came on the scene in 2017.
It could only be bought at one exchange.
I forgot what the exchange it first came out on.
If I'm not mistaken, I think it was Bittrix.
I could be mistaken, okay?
I could be mistaken.
It could have been somebody else.
But it was just exclusively sold on that one goddamn that one exchange, and that was it.
Now all of a sudden, you know, it's all over the place.
I don't like it, and I don't like the technology to it.
That's the reason why I like quantum, baby.
Quantum, it's all about technology.
It's all about technology, baby.
You understand?
QTUM, if you read the latest cryptocurrency news, won blockchain of the year in Asia.
And that's what I've been saying right now in Asia.
That is where quantum is starting to stake its play.
And before you know it, it's going to be global out here because their blockchain technology is second to none.
If you transfer quantum, it is at rapid speed, baby.
Rapid speed.
And moreover, the smart contract technology to quantum is actually producing and yielding results as opposed to Ethereum.
So that's all I'm saying, baby.
All right.
Current price for quantum is a very low $1.91.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Where can I get a Qtim wallet?
Well, Johnny Ballerfic, just go to the official quantum website.
Just search QTUM, official website, or you can get the website if you don't really trust it on coinmarketcap.com.
All right.
Search for the cryptocurrency QTUM.
Go into the profile of QTUM at coinmarketcap.com and download the link there or go to the website through there.
Cheers To The Inner Circle00:06:47
Okay.
But I'm just simply stating that this is where it's at.
This is the technology right now, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
Aside from the value of Quantum going up, we are also seeing massive stake payments as quantum holders, baby, all right?
Anyway, somebody in the chat room posted it.
Thank you for the person posting in the chat room, all right?
Anyway, now that we've gotten that all out of the way, it's got a pretty decent show now.
What is this?
Hi, Ghost.
Love the show.
Longtime listener from the old days.
Sorry, so many trolls are failed trolls these days.
Just wondering, though, have you ever smelled a dirty horse stable?
I've heard the horse urine smell is really musky.
How stinky can it get?
Why the hell are you asking me?
And why the hell should I be verbally descriptive?
Just shut up, man.
Oh, my God.
Give me my freaking drink, man.
Goddamn assholes are making me drink, man, like a fish.
You know what I'm saying?
Listen, I'm glad we had that little glitch in the middle of the show.
You notice how people have calmed down.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
You still got some goddamn cyber vermin out here.
You still got some goddamn trolls.
But I'm telling you this right now.
I'm feeling pretty good today, man.
It's a decent hump day.
All right.
How do you like that?
I'm still standing, trolls.
How do you like that?
I'm still standing.
Woo!
Albin soiled wheelchair.
Right when I say that, this asshole has to donate, man.
Go shoving up your ass, man, with these stupid names.
All right?
All right.
Shove it up your ass.
Give me, you know what?
I need some more beer for Christ's sake.
More beer!
Get some goddamn more beer, man.
And every time I crack open a new beer, it's pints, baby.
It's pints.
As a matter of fact, I'm also going to do a shot.
I'm going to do a damn shot.
Because I'm feeling good today, man.
All right.
I'm doing a little bit of my show out here, man.
People are listening, and I'm sparking synapses in the brains of those that are listening to the broadcast.
All right.
I'm sparking synapses.
I'm shooting pearls out here.
I'm shooting pearls.
So let me go ahead and take crack open another beer here.
And let's do this, baby.
Woo!
I'm feeling good.
Episode 14.
I mean, man, what?
Did the Russians hack the trolls too?
Did the Russians hack the trolls just like they hacked the polar vortex?
Just like the Russians hacked Robert Mueller's special counsel, supposedly?
Woo!
What's going on to alcoholic?
Yeah, shove it up your ass.
All right, real funny.
I want to tell you, folks, I'm not an alcoholic, man.
I'm a connoisseur.
I'm a connoisseur, folks.
And that's what you people just don't get.
You don't understand.
You just don't understand one bit.
I'm not consuming the same alcohol every goddamn time.
All right.
I have a little bit of variety going on.
All right.
So go shove it up your ass and stop calling me an alcoholic because that's not what I am.
I'm a connoisseur.
All right, boys.
I'm a connoisseur.
Let me go ahead and take a swing of this beer and then we're going to go right to a shot.
And I listen, I'm going to finish off this dickle.
All right.
I've got maybe two more shots left of dickle.
So we're going to go ahead and trinkle that into the shot glass.
But first, I do want to say cheers to everybody who's listening to the broadcast.
Thank you very much for everybody who's listening to the broadcast.
Whether you like me, whether you hate me, I appreciate your patronage, baby.
And I want to say cheers to the inner circle, each and every one of those guys in the inner circle and females.
And we have some transgenders too, folks.
I'm telling you, you people think that I'm some ass crack or something.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, all right?
I'm a melting pot of friendship.
I want to say cheers to everybody in the inner circle, man.
Without you, I wouldn't even be doing this broadcast.
I'm not even joking around, man.
You guys are great to talk to.
We have very intellectual discussions.
You know, you could be going into the inner circle, man, and we could be discussing science.
We could be discussing life.
We could be discussing politics.
You know, sometimes we discuss some of the free Masonic secrets.
You know what I'm saying?
I love it, man.
I love it.
Cheers to you guys, man.
Cheers.
Good stuff, baby.
Good stuff.
All right.
Let's get to the shot taken, and then we're going to get to some news for Christ's sake, man.
All right, here, let me pop the dickle and let's put it in the shot glass here.
Yeah, come on.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
No, we can do two shots.
We can do two shots of dickle here.
All right, there's plenty of dickle.
All right, we're going to do two shots.
All right, this right here, I'm going to go ahead and take it.
I'm going to take the shot right away because I'm having a good time tonight.
I mean, don't get me wrong, man.
Y'all ruffled my feathers there at the beginning.
But now, I feel so invigorated.
And I don't know, maybe it's the alcohol going on here, but I feel that I'm finally getting to you, trolls.
I feel that I'm extending my hand, unfortunately, with a rubber glove on it, because some of you guys may have the AIDS.
But I'm extending my hand to you folks and saying, look, let me take you and guide you here.
Let me be your father figure, you know?
And instead of listening to the establishment, listen to something else.
Listen to yourself.
Listen to logic.
Listen to common sense.
All right.
So take my hand with a rubber glove on it and let's hold hands and let's learn together.
Let's expand our minds together.
All right.
I'm not even kidding around.
And shut up in the chat room.
There's nothing sexual about it, you sick perverts.
All right.
So let me go ahead and take a shot of here.
I want to say cheers to everybody out there, once again, who's listening.
And once again, cheers to the inner circle.
I love you guys, man.
You're my friends.
You're my family, man.
I love you, man.
So cheers, baby.
Cheers.
I'm giving myself a cheers.
Cheers, baby.
Nothing like some dickle.
Federal Government Lies00:07:24
All right.
Now that we got all that out of the way, what the hell is this?
Thanks for the Raspberry Pi Cutum idea, man.
Any other quick tips?
Johnny Ballerfic, hey, thank you for listening.
That's what I'm trying to do, man.
I'm trying to shoot pearls to people out here.
It's just that these troll terrorists and cyber vermin, they don't want to listen.
They'd rather wax their carrot to a goddamn cartoon girlfriend or get their thumbs bruised on a goddamn video game than listen to the substance that I'm bringing on to this broadcast, man.
You understand?
So anyway, let me move on here.
All right, let me let me move on.
All right, let's get to some real news here.
Now, as I started to allude to at the beginning of the broadcast, we're having a polar vortex in America.
And in the Midwest, they're suffering very tremendously.
I hear that we're seeing, what, temperatures minus 44 degrees out there in the Midwest.
And I hear that there are power outages amidst this very extreme cold.
And we've already seen deaths.
According to the latest reports, eight deaths have been reported because of the polar vortex that has hit America.
Now, I ask you all, once again, you global warming imbeciles who claim that global warming was going to fry us into oblivion, where the hell is the global warming when it comes to the polar vortex?
And you see, you've got all these people that were once upon a time all gung-ho about global warming, now trying to change the wording of global warming to climate change.
Climate change?
Of course, climate changes.
Of course, climate changes, for Christ's sake.
What the hell does that mean?
You understand?
This is stupid.
What do you want, Tucker Carlson?
Ghost.
I'll give you a shout out on my show.
That'd be nice.
I'd appreciate it, Tucker Carlson.
If you are the real Tucker Carlson, I'd appreciate it, man.
I don't get the type of appreciation that I deserve around here.
But anyway, my thoughts and prayers are with those folks that are having to witness and bear through the polar vortex and they have their electricity off.
That's just horrible.
I couldn't even imagine.
I mean, we're suffering out here in San Antonio, Texas.
Don't get me wrong.
I mean, it's getting down to the 30s and 40s, and that's pretty hot, or excuse me, that's pretty cold down here in these hot climates of Texas.
And we're not used to it, but I could only imagine 44 degrees below zero in the Midwest.
So thoughts and prayers are going out to those that are out there having to bear down in this polar vortex.
All right.
So cheers, baby, to the Midwest.
Try to bear through it, baby.
Try to bear through it.
And, you know, keep on trucking.
All right.
Anyway, let's continue going here.
I wanted to talk about, once again, the title of the episode 14 that you're listening to right now is called The Russians Hack the Polar Vortex.
And of course, that's a facetious title, but the reason I bring it up is because now Robert Mueller and his special counsel are claiming that Russian hackers hacked the special counsel's files.
I mean, are we honestly supposed to believe this?
Listen, I know that some of you hate Trump because you listen to the talking heads on TV, because you listen to the assholes in Hollywood, which are a bunch of sick pedophiles, because you listen to the Washington establishment that sent us to wars that depleted many generations of men, et cetera.
I understand that.
What is this?
I can't imagine 44 degrees, but I can imagine a 33 degree Feminism.
I can't imagine 44 degrees, but I can imagine 33-degree Freemasonry for Ghoster.
Listen, let's not talk about that.
The last time I talked a little bit about Freemasonry, miraculously, the show got taken down.
I'm just saying.
I don't want to talk about that too much.
All right.
But let me tell you something.
Everybody who's in the inner circle knows the secrets of Freemasonry.
i'm just saying i'm just saying i'm just saying uh but anyway once again russian hackers And, you know, like I said, folks, I don't really think that this whole Russian hacker nonsense even exists.
I think it's all a lie.
The establishment is trying to feed the media.
The media is trying to feed the people.
Because, I mean, I'm going to be honest with you, man.
I don't think the Russians have that kind of capability.
I don't think they have it.
Templeton's missing balls.
No, Templeton has his sack.
All right.
I'm not neutering Templeton.
All right.
I think that's horrible.
I think it's horrible.
But then again, it's also horrible for pets or excuse me, pet owners that are irresponsible to let their goddamn dogs outside and let them hop over fences and go out in the damn neighborhood and impregnate every dog bitch that's in the neighborhood.
I think that's also irresponsible.
So, you know, it's, I don't know what to say.
I don't know what to say about it.
Anyway, listen, I don't think that this whole story that Russian hackers hacked Robert Mueller's special counsel is for real.
I think Robert Mueller is using this as a means to justify why his stupid, ridiculous special counsel has yielded nothing relating to Russia-Trump collusion.
I mean, just imagine how much money, how many tens of millions of dollars Robert Mueller's special counsel has spent, and what has it yielded?
It has yielded nothing.
It has yielded nothing.
I mean, what is he trying to do?
He's trying to utilize pity pat crimes that you listen.
If the federal government has you on their radar, they can charge you anything.
They could charge you with anything.
The federal government can charge you with anything.
And that's what Mueller is trying to do to associates that were affiliated with the Trump campaign so that they, this is what Mueller is thinking, folks.
This is how the federal government thinks.
They don't care how many lives they ruin.
They don't care if they're ruining people's livelihoods, their lives.
They don't care.
What is this?
What's up, Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog?
Hey, Ghost.
I just want to put this out there.
What's up, man?
I love it when niggers tongue my donut ring.
Shut up.
Shut up.
That's racism.
I don't know that crap.
I don't think my hedgehog anus.
Don't you agree, ghosts?
Jesus Christ, that's not the real Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
Go shove it up, your ass, okay?
But like I'm saying, folks, Russian hackers seem to be the Washington establishment's means of justifying their incompetence and their lies.
And I'm surprised that many of you people that are so-called leftist are so pro-establishment.
I'm surprised that you folks that are claiming to be liberals, Democrats, and leftists want to use the state to implement certain objectives because every time you advocate such a thing, that is fascism like you claim to hate leftists.
Millennials Part Of Establishment00:09:14
I mean, I remember once upon a time, liberals and leftists were anti-establishment.
I mean, let's take it a step back.
I was talking about this subject matter the last broadcast, and I got a lot of emails about it, about how the baby boomers were not only self-aware at 18 years old, but they were intelligent as well.
And that's why you take a look back in contemporary history, you take a look back at the baby boomers, you can talk garbage about them all you want to.
They were probably the smartest generation in contemporary modern American history because they were self-aware.
They knew exactly what they wanted to do.
And I've told this to you all before, but I'm going to say it again.
Why don't you just take a look at some of the boomer music?
Take a look at some of the 70s and 60s music.
I mean, take, for instance, the band The Doors.
And I know some of you probably heard this already.
But I strongly advise you to look at the lyrics and look at the Song of the Doors of a song called 5 to One.
And in that song is Jim Morrison, the lead singer of the Doors, recognizing the position of the baby boomers against the previous generations.
That song, 5 to 1, the reason it's named 5 to 1, because the baby boomers understood that for every five baby boomers that were in that generational age group, there was just one older person that was older than five baby boomers.
That's what the whole song was called.
That's why Jim Morrison comes out, five to one, baby, one in five.
No one here gets out alive.
Do you understand the context of that first lyric of that song?
Five to one, baby, one in five.
No one here gets out alive.
The baby boomers were willing to die to take over generational control.
That's what that meant in that first song context.
And listen to the rest of the song.
This is what I'm telling you young people.
The baby boomers were very self-aware and they wanted to be independent and they wanted to be against the system.
Now, what ended up happening in the generational anti-establishment movement of the 60s and the 70s is that many of these baby boomers who were anti-establishment became a part of the establishment.
They became a part of the establishment.
I mean, all you have to do is look at some of these so-called political activists.
You know, these people that like the Weather Underground, all right?
These folks are now professing.
You know, I mean, look at Bill Ayers.
Bill Ayers did domestic American terrorism with his terrorist group called Weather Underground.
Him and his wife, Bernadine Dorn, both did prison time for detonating bombs in American soil.
What is this?
That wasn't the real me ghost.
I am much, much cooler than that.
That message was gay and retarded.
I am normal and I am cooler than 99% of the chats.
I hope so, man.
The people in the chat are all idiots and they will all go to hell and die like that.
Oh, oh.
Oh, man.
Anyway, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good there, Sonic the Hedgehog.
And the reason I'm bringing this up, folks, is because now Bill Ayres and his wife Bernadine Dorn, they're tenured professors at Chicago University.
Okay?
They're part of the establishment.
They're getting rich off of you young people putting yourself into $50,000 or $60,000 in student debt.
You know what I'm saying?
Let's take a look at the Chicago Seven, which was another organizing leftist group back in the 60s and 70s.
Look all these damn people up for yourselves, man.
The Chicago Seven.
Most of those bastards sold out to the establishment, became congressmen.
You know, they became a part of the establishment.
This is what I'm telling you folks.
All right.
These baby boomers took control because they were self-aware and intelligent enough to take control.
Now, unfortunately, because the baby boomers took control of all institutions of power, specifically the public education system, they have made you all into a bunch of backwards idiots that don't know your ass from your elbow.
And that's why you have millennials who are in their mid to late 30s, still living with their fucking mother and father on a basement and a couch.
They have no goddamn net worth.
They have no, they have nothing.
This is why you are in the situation you're in.
Because the baby boomers have given you all this crap.
Video games and toys and cartoons.
And I mean, they have bombarded you all with entertainment that they have utilized that entertainment to supersede anything else of value in your life.
So whenever things don't go well for you millennials, what do you do?
You act like a petulant child and you go and play video games or you go online and you think that you're, you know, some big crap in some social circle somewhere or whatever the case might be.
I mean, and this is the situation that happened with the millennials right now, man.
The millennials, they should have already taken control of some institutions of power and they haven't.
They are literally now.
What is this the truth?
What is this?
What is this?
Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog has a bunch of weird animals.
Sonic the Hedgehog has a bunch of weird anime videos on his channel.
I guess Ghost endorses that.
Shut up.
I don't endorse that.
Shut up.
Shut your goddamn mouth.
I don't like this whole cartoon fetish, believe me, okay?
I don't like this goddamn cartoon fetish crap.
I'm not down with it.
You know it, and I know it.
But the reason I'm bringing up millennials is because the millennials were the first wave of folks that the baby boomers took advantage of.
And like I told you, you young people, take a look at how much college debt has been incurred since Obama took office and nationalized the college debt program.
I know you idiots that are holding $50,000 or $60,000 in college debt and have to pay for it for 25 years.
I know you love Obama, but it was Obama that forced all you college kids in college debt.
It was he who passed a law that forces you to pay on that for life.
And that is beyond indentured servitude, man.
Believe me, I've heard it in intimate conversations with some of the folks that are in the inner circle.
They're like, ghosts, believe me, man, I'm making a decent amount of money per year.
But because I had this student debt, I can't get out of it.
I mean, the student debt takes a good chunk of portion of my paycheck.
And I can't be a baller because, I mean, hey, hey, instead of complaining about it, you need to figure out who caused it.
And I think that you need to realize that prior to 2009, when Barack Obama got elected, prior to that, you didn't have to pay on your student debt for 25 years.
You weren't obligated to pay on your debt for 25 years.
Your college debt wasn't docked from your paycheck.
As a matter of fact, most of the damn university professors that are out here conning you for the $50,000 of your damn college debt, these folks participated in the loophole that many of the professors that are now teaching collegiate education do because what they did was this.
They got a PhD by putting all their goddamn college debt on a loan.
And because prior to Barack Obama nationalizing the goddamn student debt, you could literally put your student debt in a bankruptcy.
You could put your student debt in a bankruptcy and never have to worry about it again.
And who cares if your credit's shot?
These baby boomers knew, hey, who cares about credit?
I've got a tenured position in a goddamn university.
I'm making $90,000 a year.
And I get $2,000 a year every year that I'm with the university.
So you do the math.
Gen Z Independence Issues00:02:51
I mean, that's what I'm telling you, folks.
You all have been had.
You all have been hoodwinked.
And I think that you young people need to start getting out of this incestual idea of always being entertained.
All right.
You young people need to realize that it is not humanly natural to be happy all the fucking time.
Excuse my French.
All right.
It is not natural to be happy all the time.
And you see, that's what these goddamn stupid boomers have convinced you, young people, that if you're not happy or if you don't feel good, that the whole world is ending.
Not the whole world is ending for Christ.
You're wrong about anime ghosts.
Have you watched Yu Yu Hakusho?
pretty hardcore and cool and some sexy TITES TITES TITES I'm not sure.
You see, anime.
Anime.
You see these assholes?
Oh, man, anime's so cool.
And yeah, yay.
I mean, you understand that you assholes that are so infatuated with anime, you will never get a real woman in your life.
And you want to know why it is?
It's because no woman is going to accept that her man is infatuated with girl cartoons to the point where they're waxing their carrot to it.
You know, I find it funny that you young people find it so hard to find a significant other.
I mean, let me tell you something.
I'm an old man, okay?
I'm not even, I'm not even kidding around.
I'm an old man, but let me tell you, I got balls the size of grapefruits, all right?
My manly dominance is thrown around any room that I'm in like it ain't shit, all right?
And these women, they could feel it.
They could get it.
They understand.
Look at this guy.
Look at this.
He looks like he owns the place.
Look at this fucking guy.
I mean, women can sense male virility.
You understand?
What is this?
I'm with you about the cartoon fetish anime Brony BS.
Clappers are a bunch of fake-ass suffiles who hide behind cartoons and horse dildos because they're too damn scared to do the real thing.
You know what?
That's the truth.
Go do a real guy.
That's the truth.
They are afraid to do the real thing, man.
They're afraid to do the real thing because they don't know how to.
You know, they've been so used to just being a part of these ridiculous communities.
Engineer sloppy dumps.
Yeah, real funny, you asshole.
All right.
Listen, this is where a bad side effect of the internet has literally taken hold of young people.
Okay.
What is this?
What is this?
Mr. Sonic 31 also has videos on trains and video games.
To you trolls eating your damn Cheetos watching anime hentai filthy liquors.
I don't know why they do it, man.
Michael G. session in this episode.
Dating And Male Virility00:06:37
I know.
I don't know why they don't stop and realize that, hey, look, you know, I want somebody to make me some food.
I want somebody to love me.
It's like that one Smith song.
Remember that one song by the Smiths, you know, before, you know, they branched off and did their own thing.
I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does.
As a matter of fact, that's the Smiths.
How soon is now.
I mean, that's the truth.
It's the truth.
I think that is a brilliant lyric.
All right.
That's a brilliant.
I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does.
I mean, it's the truth, man.
That's all anybody wants to be.
And you people that are out there that are incels, that whack off to cartoon women, you are the reason why you're not scoring, man.
You are the reason.
You need to realize that you are not appealing to the opposite sex.
And moreover, some of you men that are not even appealing to the opposite sex, you've got egos the size of Dubai buildings.
I mean, you can have a fat, disgusting, cheese-whiz-guzzling neckbeard that's guzzling down goddamn pizza pockets and pop-tarts.
Actually, I believe that he deserves something like, you know, what is this?
Hey, Ghost, been listening since July 2010 and love your show.
Thanks, man.
I have always wondered if you were in GTA 5.
Rockstar tweeted you and thanked you for your help in 2012 or something.
I remember whatever happened.
Did you do voice overwork in the game?
I can't confirm or deny that, but I do.
I'm glad people remember, man, that Rockstar Games, I mean, I've been around, baby.
I've been around on these internets, man, and I get no respect.
I get no goddamn respect.
But anyway, look, I want to get back to some serious stuff here, okay?
You guys that are neckbeards and, you know, you're fat in the ass and you're disgusting.
You're slovenly.
You barely shower.
You have no sense of style.
You have greasy hair.
You people think that you deserve some hot piece of tail just because you are you.
And that's the problem.
You have to appeal to the opposite sex, you morons.
All right.
Now, I had one person in the inner circle have a serious discussion about this with me.
They're like, Ghost, you don't understand, ghosts.
This is another generation, man.
It's another generation.
What is this?
Boomer can't understand the modern era, the rant.
Go shut up, anonymous.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
It's not that hard.
It's not that hard to get chicks.
I'm not kidding around, man.
I mean, I have no one.
I cannot believe you people are having this much problem with women.
I'm not even kidding around.
I mean, I can't even go fucking grocery shopping with Mrs. Ghost, even with Mrs. Ghost, without like freaking broads wanting to pull the fucking balls out of my pants.
All right?
And look, I'm not a great-looking guy.
I'm not saying that I'm a great-looking guy.
I'm not saying that I'm a muscle head.
It has nothing to do with that shit.
You just have to have some integrity to the way you dress, the way you look, and not to mention, you got to be a real man, okay?
And I know some of you folks that are out there asking yourself, What's a real man, ghost?
A real man is somebody that looks like they have all the answers and not just looks it, they've got it, they're in control of things.
You see, that's what women want.
Women want a man that's in control, and you see, that's what you incels and you folks that don't get women have a hard time comprehending.
You believe that women want control, as in, hey, Broad, make me something to eat.
Hey, Broad, this damn food's cold.
No, that's not what they're talking about, okay?
What is this True Talmud Radio?
Welcome to True Talmud Radio, and I'm your host, the Jew they call Ghostler.
Today, we're going to talk about the Jew vagina in order to shove it up your ass.
All right, shove it up.
Listen, I'm trying to kick you guys some knowledge here for Christ's sake.
Getting chicks is easy.
Ever tried Grind R?
I prefer funimation and crunchy-old women.
You know, for an episode, I actually downloaded Grinder for an episode.
And aside from finding my neighbor, which is a married man on Grinder, all right, I saw a lot of supposed female-to-male transgenders on Grinder trying to look to hop on the pogo stick on the down low.
Because, like I've told each and every one of you, man, okay, as much as these so-called female-to-male transgenders, you know, they cut their breasts off, you know, they try to take testosterone, they grow beards, they're on Grinder right now.
I'm not kidding.
I know this is a sick, disgusting paradigm that we're going down, but I'm not even kidding around.
Man, there are countless women that are female-to-male transgenders are trying to be male that are advertising themselves as quote bottoms on Grindr.
Okay, I'm not kidding.
So, what does that say about the female to male transgendered community?
It means they want the D. That's what it means to me.
It wants the D Jesus Christ, man.
Shut up.
Hey, assholes in the chat room, go shove it up your ass.
I'm not out here using Grindr.
All right, go shove it up your ass.
Good God, guys are pissing me off.
I'm trying to shoot you pearls here, man.
I'm trying to show you that it's not hard to get women, man.
It's not hard to get women.
It's you people that are making it hard because women want.
Look, I had a conversation with somebody in the inner circle about this, okay?
Women Want Real Men00:14:23
And the guy was like, Hey, ghost, listen, I'm at work, all right, and there's this 300-pound broad at work.
And every time we ever have a discussion at work or anything like that, we're at lunch.
This 300-pound broad believes that she deserves some kind of muscle head with a six-pack and a 15 and a half-inch John Holmes sausage who will serenade her from her window and all this other crap, right?
And he's like, I mean, give me a break.
I mean, he doesn't understand, all right.
And I had to tell him this.
I had to tell him, Look, bro, She's telling that story of her wanting, you know, some six-pack written, you know, muscle-bound, you know, somebody who's going to serenade her and read her poetry from her fucking goddamn window.
She's telling you that because the social construct that she is telling you that is different than the social construct of, let's say, her having a few drinks at a party or her having a few drinks at a club.
Do you understand?
And I asked him, Have you ever went out drinking, you know, with this co-worker, the 300-pounder that wants this?
And he's like, no.
And I told him, I guarantee you, I guarantee you that if you put that 300-pounder in a loose social setting like a club, a bar where there's some alcohol going around, I guarantee you that that standard that that fat 300-pounder gave you under the social setting of work is not going to be the same in that context here.
How about we go grab a drink and you can eat the fixings in my asshole?
Shut up, man.
All right.
Go shut.
Ghost my bottom bitch.
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
The sign on my ass says, do not enter, asshole.
All right.
All right.
The sign on my ass says do not enter, you son of a bitch.
You're on YouTube Ghost and most of your viewers are 13.
This is not an appropriate thing.
First of all, I have detailed demographics.
I don't have anybody under 18 listening to this.
Wheelchair user seeking top.
Fuck you, ass.
I'm sorry for cursing.
Go shove it up your ass.
First of all, I want to tell you that the majority of my demographic is in the range of, I think it's 24 to 44, believe it or not.
The freaking millennials, man.
They're the big.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking, man.
I'm not even kidding around.
And believe it or not, folks, okay?
98% of the folks that listen to this broadcast are male and 2% are female.
All right.
So I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Okay.
Just saying.
And look, there's assholes in the chat room saying that, oh, he's telling, you know, Ghost is telling guys to get women drunk.
No, I'm not.
You don't have to get a woman drunk so that she gets a little loose, man.
I mean, you have to understand it's the social setting with the, you know, residual alcohol.
Okay.
I mean, listen, everybody talks garbage about black men, you know?
Man, black.
She got blacked and all this other crap.
You want to know why?
Because black men, for whatever reason, look, I'm not here to debate why they're so sexual, all right?
But they're very black people.
Let's just put it that way.
They're very sexual people.
All right.
Let me just put it that way.
All right.
And I'm telling you, folks, I've been in badass clubs.
I've been in Six Street bars.
I've been in bars out here in San Antonio, Texas.
What is this?
The sign says double dip your asshole with tongue and fat cheetah.
Shut up, man, with that sex.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I'm going to be honest with you, man.
When it comes to last call for alcohol, once last call for alcohol is shouted out at a bar, you don't have to take my word for it.
Go to a bar.
And once last call is around, take a look at all the black dudes that are in the room.
They're like, man, it's last call, man.
I better hook it up.
And they'll go up to anybody.
Okay.
For instance, the 300-pound broad that the inner circle member had, you know, discussed when we were talking about previous.
You understand?
Going to mine some Cardana coin instead because it's cheap right now.
Give me a break.
It's a cheap coin for Christ's sake.
Hey, yo, listen.
I'm trying to kick pearls here, okay?
Now, how come black men are scoring all these women?
Have you ever asked yourself that?
Hold on, man.
I have been talking to an attractive trap lately, and I want to smash.
Would I be gay if I did?
I don't want to kiss a man or find men's bodies attractive, but my dick gets hard for feminine traps.
Man, are you kidding me?
I mean, look, then go be gay.
It's gay, okay?
I mean, go ahead and be gay.
I mean, look, we're in an America where that's, you know, I don't know, acceptable or whatever, right?
I mean, traps, I mean, you know, because traps are dudes that look so feminine that they kind of look like a woman.
They're not transgendered, okay?
At least if you were to ask me, hey, ghost, I like this tranny and she looks like a woman.
And you look, look at this.
I mean, look, I'm not a tranny lover.
I'm not a, I'm not a, you know, any of that stuff, but some of these trannies, I'm going to be honest, look like freaking women, okay?
And if you're going to look like a woman, then, and you're attracted to somebody that looks like a woman, I mean, you know, there's a little bit of a debate there that you, you know, may not be fully gay, but there's something there.
When you're, when you're traps, traps are gay, bro.
I'm sorry.
They're just gay.
I'm sorry.
All right.
They're gay.
All right.
It's a gay man.
All right.
It's a gay man.
There's nothing wrong with that.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with wanting a trap, but I'm sick and tired of you trolls asking, are traps gay, ghost?
I just want to know if traps are gay.
They're gay, or at least bisexual.
I mean, if you like women and feminine men, I mean, you know, just you're a little bisexual.
I mean, what the hell?
All right.
I mean, let's just be honest here.
I'm sorry.
All right.
And I don't want traps or trannies.
I'm just trying to inform people the 411 on the political correctness side that's happening out here in our society.
All right.
We're having a serious discussion here, is what we're having.
We're having a serious discussion.
And not to mention, I'm trying to tell you guys, it's not hard to get women.
And not to mention, you know, I find it funny.
Ah, Jesus, what is this?
A stolfos feminine penis.
You know what?
I'm glad you brought that up because I've heard about this term.
You know, I was in a chat room, not the inner circle.
I was in a chat room and somebody brought up this subject about traps.
And they were like, ghost, you don't understand, okay?
Oh, we understand that it's a feminine-looking dude, but you're not understanding.
The feminine dude or the trap, it's got a feminine penis.
It's got a feminine, cute-looking penis.
I'm not kidding!
And I asked him and I asked the whole goddamn chat room, what the hell is a feminine penis?
What the hell is a feminine penis, man?
I've never heard of such a, I've never heard of such a thing in my life.
You don't understand, Ghost.
You know, it's a feminine man.
I mean, I know it's a man, but it's got a feminine penis.
And, you know, it's got a cute little feminine penis.
And, you know, what the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean for Christ's sake, man?
A cute feminine pen.
I've never heard of such a thing in my life, man.
But this is where we're going.
This is the paradigm we're going down towards in this fucking society we live in, man.
Oh, my God.
Give me my drink.
I need to blow my nose, for Christ's sake.
You know, all this cold air, the polar vortex, since the Russian hackers have hacked the polar vortex, they're getting some, I don't know, some kind of debris into my nostrils.
You know what I'm saying?
Jesus Christ, this one.
I need a second.
I need a second Kleenex for that one, for Christ's sake.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
What is this?
TTS trap loving ghost crept into the TTS's bedroom.
He creeped up next to the bed Oh this stupid fat fake crap can't you shove it up your ass please for Christ's sake TTS's naked body and feminine penis Look I I'm trying to keep you guys some knowledge here, man.
I'm not out here trying to, you know, give you fan fiction material, you sick sons of bitches.
Oh, my God.
This is Pastor Lewis.
Uh-oh.
What is this?
Traps, trannies, etc., give better head than women in general.
And they'll worship your cock on a different level.
Fucking aboring women is more gay than fucking traps.
What the hell about it?
Whoa, Pastor Lewis.
Wait a minute.
You know, calm your ass down with that talk.
I don't know what the hell that's supposed to mean.
What is that?
Everything under the LGBTQ umbrella is a sin against God.
Oral and anal is a sin.
Those are holy body parts only meant for peeing, pooping, and reproduction.
You should know better than to promote that nasty shit.
Hey, I'm not promoting it, man.
It is what it is.
It's our current society, man.
I mean, what the hell do you want me to do?
I mean, I'm not even joking around.
You know that most children have homosexual experiences before they're 18 now than they do heterosexual experiences.
Have you heard about this?
I mean, this is the new society that the baby boomers have built.
This is it.
This is the new society.
This is it.
This is it.
I'm not condoning this.
This is what we live in.
This is Western civilization.
I'm not condoning this.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
For Christ's sake, man.
I'm not condoning this.
Oh, you're condoning this.
I'm not condoning it.
It's our society.
It's our damn society that we're living in now, man.
Christ.
Give me my freaking beer, man.
I'm telling you, these people are pissing me off for Christ's sake.
I barely have any beer in this glass because of you sons of bitches.
You see, this is what I get for trying to spit some knowledge.
This is what I get for trying to spark synapses in the brains of freak shows, for Christ's sake.
You know what I need?
You all know what I need.
I need more beer.
Let's get another freaking pint, man.
As a matter of fact, I want to be completely honest with you.
I got some new beer that's a little higher in content, alcoholic, or alcoholic content, you know?
And this is why I think that I'm feeling a little better.
You know what I mean?
I'm feeling a little better for Christ's sake.
I'm feeling a little better.
Here's the Hasburg gang again, for Christ's sake.
Last donation of the night.
All jokes aside, Ghost pulled it through with the markets, crypto with solid advice.
Yes!
I'm thankful and the Habsburg gang welcomes all, regardless of traps being gay or not.
God loves you all.
123,123,123,123,123.
I appreciate the positive sentiments, all right?
Pastor Marston, what is this?
Nothing like a choir boy on a Sunday morning.
Oh, God.
Why the hell did you have to say that, man?
Come on.
Come on with this crap, man.
That's gross, man.
And as a matter of fact, you should say father instead of pastor because it happens in the Catholic Church.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I mean, how many more millions of children have to be molested by the Catholic Church before the Catholic Church is held accountable?
I mean, not even the Pope wants to acknowledge accountability.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying, man.
That's all I'm saying.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we've gotten way off keester.
Obviously, we've gotten way off the production notes that I've got written right here.
So anyway, look, I got to calm my ass down.
We went into all kinds of different directions, you know, traps and trannies and grinder and chicks and chicks with dicks and all that stuff.
So let's stop.
Let's calm our asses down and let's go ahead and discuss some important news before we get to some radio graffiti.
All right.
We're going to get some radio graffiti here in about here in about 20 minutes or so, okay?
All right.
But I'm obviously going to need a break because I'm drinking lots of beer over here.
And I've got to drain the John Holmes 15 and a half inch sausage over here.
So here in about 20 minutes, we'll go ahead and do it.
I do want to talk about a couple other things here.
But before that, I got to keep drinking, baby.
Because drinking is what I like to do.
Oh, man, Dean Martin, for Christ's sake.
Break For Beer Time00:14:55
Being gay is no weakness.
I don't want to hear the religious bullshit on this show.
Shove LL this homophobic shit up your ass and stop trying to flood the show with it.
I'm not homophobic, you asshole.
I'm not homophobic.
I'm not homophobic, you asshole.
You did a grind our session on your show once.
You're not condoning this crap?
Give me a break.
I'm not condoning it, you asshole, okay?
I'm just saying.
We have to educate ourselves on what the social landscape is in America, you ass crack.
I'm not condoning it.
All right, but at the same time, this is America.
All right.
These people exist.
They're there.
All right.
You got to acknowledge them.
You got to understand who they are.
Because if you don't, that's what they have against you, you son of a bitch.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you assholes are the ones that are out here claiming that tramps aren't gay.
I'm telling you, traps are gay.
All right.
All right.
A feminine penis.
I can't believe you idiots even brought that up.
I mean, well, you don't understand, ghost.
I mean, you got a feminine penis.
I mean, even...
Just shut up.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
And shut up in the chat room, man.
Stop saying I'm gay or bisexual or a trap lover or train lover.
Whatever the hell you just shut up.
Come into this confession booth, Sonic.
Come over here and sit on my apple.
Go shut up, Father Ghost.
Yeah, no kidding.
We do need Father Ghost, right?
We should.
We should.
I don't know.
Do we need Father Ghost up in this son of a bitch?
I'm not even kidding you, Rat.
We may even need him because you bastards are, you know, you're going off Keister, right?
You're going off Keister, for Christ's sake.
Should we bring in Father Ghost?
Ah ah.
I mean, do we need Father Ghost in here?
I'm not even kidding around.
I think we may need Father Ghost.
Father Ghost, can you say a prayer to some of these folks that are out here that are, for whatever reason, you know, doing things the wrong way, who think that traps aren't gay and things of that matter?
Can you do that?
Yes, I can.
Traps are gay because you do it up the ass.
You do it up the ass.
Oh, you suck a song of heaven and penis.
And that is homo sandal, how to heal in the hole in the hall of the lick a lick a high like a high me hole in the hole in the hall and the holla make a dirty ass hole.
Alright, that's enough.
All right, I'm just saying, man, I'm just saying here, okay?
I mean, this is what we have to do.
We got to do some confessions, you know, we got to talk to Father Ghost.
We got to do all that kind of go shove it up your ass.
All right.
Let me get some drinks here.
I want to be honest with you.
I think that, you know, all of y'all, you know, would be, I think y'all are down with Satan.
I want to be completely honest with you, man.
I think, I think, you know, some of you people, you know, the traps aren't gay and all that stuff.
I mean, I think bringing down Satan would be a good idea.
Hey, Satan, are you around, Satan?
He's not around.
Hold on.
Are you around, Satan?
I'm trying.
What is this?
Sad to see you sell out for Talmud Tube and no longer administer the straight political dope.
Talmud 2, what are you talking about?
What are you talking?
I'm not a sellout.
Just shove it up your ass.
All right, crackhead ghost.
Ghost, please shut the fuck up.
Go shove it up your ass.
Let's bring in Satan, okay?
Because I'm sure you people would listen to Satan, huh?
Instead of Father Ghost, you'd people listen to Satan, wouldn't you?
Hey, Satan, are you there?
Yes, I'm here, Ghost.
And I do want to say that all these people that are out here saying that traps are not gay.
They are falling in line with Satan's semen.
They are doing the devil's will.
All of you people that are out there that don't think for yourselves, they're out there playing video games.
They're out there whacking your little Peter Popper off to some cartoon women.
I've got all of you under my spell.
Do you understand me?
What is this?
Hello, fellow whites.
Please remember that Israel is our greatest ally.
Thank you for that.
Come on, enjoy the shuckles.
Thanks for making all of the fellow whites stop procreating.
What the hell are you talking about, man?
And by the way, all of the alt-right people, you know, all these so-called white nationalists, you know, Richard Spencer's, you know, all these assholes.
How come wheelchair ramp to hell?
Go shove it up your ass.
All right.
I'm tired of your names, by the way.
Whoever's doing it, go shove it up your ass.
How come, you know, like that one bald crying Nazi guy?
At least a waifu body pillow won't take you for every dime you have in the family courts.
Well, that's why you've got to be financially stupid for the Nazi millennial bitches is playing Russian.
You're stupid.
That's why that's because you're financially stupid, MGTOW.
That's because you're financially stupid.
If you put most of your capital into a corporation that you created yourself, well, anyway, I'm just saying, man, I'm not giving you freaking legal advice.
You people are idiots, all right?
You know what I mean?
I'm just saying, I know a thing or two about a thing or two, all right?
And you people just don't know, for Christ's sake.
I can't believe you people even made me bring in Satan into the broadcast.
Listen, what is this?
That's a racist name.
I don't condone it.
It's sad to see you run out of ideas and using shitty voice changers and acting like a crackhead.
Very sad.
Yeah, go shove it up your ass.
All right.
That's not me.
It's Satan.
And secondly, I do want to say this.
How come all these goddamn white nationalists, remember the crying Nazi and all these people?
How come they have no chicks or no white children?
Boat confesses back in the 2014 Canadian elections.
Well, don't bring up the Canadian elections vote.
We are back in 2014, during Canada's federal election.
I didn't know shit about Canadian politics.
You shouldn't.
Because of that, I voted for whoever seemed like a pretty cool guy.
I voted for Donald.
I know I won't do the same this year, but I am stuck with all those regrets.
Well, I mean, just imagine all the dumbasses that voted for Obama.
I remember I was there in 2008, man, when these young people at the time, well, you have to vote for Barack Obama.
If you vote for Barack Obama, we will end the racial hatred that's happening in America.
If you vote for Barack Obama, we'll actually have more of a relationship with Europe.
And I go, shove it up your ass, man.
Look at what happened.
I mean, you young people are so dumb that you don't even know that it was Barack Obama that infringed this whole college debt upon you.
Before Obama, you could just file your college debt in your bankruptcy.
You can't do that now.
You are obligated to pay it for 25 years and yet you people are so stupid you don't even know that it was Obama that made it.
I try to tell you people man.
I was broadcasting at the time.
I was even talking about that when it happened.
And you morons that were listening to me when you were a young kid, you're like, yeah, you know what, ghost?
Who cares?
I like Obama.
He's a very articulate black man.
What is this?
Trap boy for B. Jesus Christ.
Look, enough of this.
All right.
Trap boy for bad boy BBC.
That's disgusting, first and foremost.
And secondly, I mean, I mean, is this what this is going to be?
Can you please call Tyrone and ask if he thinks traps are gay?
Has he ever fucked one?
Can I get his number?
X-Kiss, Mercy Wing1, Captain Pride, Mercy Wing 2.
Jesus Christ.
And whoever the hell X Deng93 is in the chat room.
Okay, he's now getting repetitive to the Obama college debt thing because it takes repetition for you stupid morons to get it implanted in your stupid, game-ridden, cartoon-fetished heads.
That's why, you stupid milky liquor.
And you see, even though I'm saying this in a repetitive basis, you still don't get it because you probably have college debt and you're going to be a fucking pathetic loser for the rest of your life.
And because you decided that you're going to continue paying this debt and you think that your stupid college days were something, you're going to blame everybody else except your fucking self for signing your own name on that college debt and you're going to want socialism.
You're going to want socialism for Christ's sake.
All right.
That said, that's great.
Jesus Christ.
I'd buy that for a dollar.
And what is this?
Time for some seriousness.
Some idiot who donated called ghost a homophobe or whatever.
No one's afraid of gays.
God hates faggots and niggers.
I didn't say that.
God did.
So pick up a bow and repent.
You sick atheistic morons.
You son of a bitch.
All right.
And hey, somebody else in the chat room is blaming capitalism for the college debt crisis.
No, that's socialism gone amok.
Because you don't understand.
You take a look at the college debt before Obama.
It was like, what?
$400 million in college debt, maybe $300, whatever the hell it was.
You take a look at when Obama nationalized the college debt.
You understand?
Obama nationalized the college debt.
And what you dumb, feeble-minded, dumb, uneducated pieces of shit don't understand is that means that you aren't just paying your college debt to a financial institution.
You're paying your college debt to the government.
And you want to know why you're paying so much interest for 25 years and you're forced to do it.
And if you have a job that the college debt can dock it out of your paycheck, you're paying for the baby boomers.
That's what you people are paying for.
You know that, right?
I mean, you know that before Obama nationalized student debt, that it was private institutions that gave out college debt.
That's why prior to 2009, college debt was at like $400 million.
You know what it is now, you dumb, stupid moron millennials who now are indentured servantude to some shitty education that's meaningless now?
Over $2 trillion.
$2 trillion in college debt is outstanding right now.
And guess what?
Most of that debt incurred post-2009.
And guess what?
The reason you have to pay on it for the rest of your life for at least 25 years is because you're paying for the boomers.
You're paying for the boomers, baby.
All that interest you're paying, it's going to the government.
I mean, don't you get it?
You know, all you people that are paying for Obamacare, you young people that are healthy and, you know, you're not going to, you know, you're not going to get any.
I mean, when you're young, you know, you got great health.
I mean, it is what it is.
You young people in Obamacare, young people and high earners, Obamacare taxed you.
You understand what Obamacare is.
It taxed you, meaning that you have to get, I mean, this is a federal mandate of insurance.
Now, why do you have to purchase health insurance to get health care?
Nobody asked that question.
Nobody asked the question why we need patient-side health insurance to get health care.
But you know what?
Barack Obama forced you people to get health care or you were going to get fined at the end of the year in your taxes.
What is this crap?
Give it to me, Satan.
Trump banks.
Shut it up.
Shut up your ass, man.
Oh, Satan.
Let me tell you, folks.
This is better than you.
Young people that are buying Obamacare insurance are subsidizing the old, which are the baby boomers, and the sick, which are, I hate to say it, many of our LGBTQ contingent, which are dependent on health things like, I don't know, AIDS medication or Travada.
Have y'all ever heard of Travada?
You're paying for Travada, which means there's this new drug.
They also call it PrEP or PREP.
There's this drug that every LGBTQ or basically homosexual is given and they have to take it every single day.
And what Travada does is supposedly going to stop the HIV virus if by some chance they don't use protection during a sexual soiree.
And you see, our tax dollars are paying to distribute Travada to the LGBTQ so that they don't get HIV, even though, you know, to prevent HIV, let's be honest, folks, you just got to wear a condom.
You just got to wear a condom.
Boomers Fucked Us Over00:04:49
Now, the reason I'm telling you all this, folks, is because you, the young people, anybody who is under the age of 50 years old, you folks are paying for the old and the sick, even though y'all have no economic opportunity whatsoever.
Even though you have been forced and conned in the public education system to put yourself into $50,000 or $60,000 in debt before you even get a job.
And this is why you're in the positions that you're in.
I keep telling you, idiots, that the baby boomers have 80% of America's wealth.
80% of America's wealth.
And you people are out here, I don't know what you people are thinking, especially you young people.
I mean, it's never dawned on you that maybe you should open up businesses targeting the boomer demographic that has the money to purchase big, huge quantities of merchandise or high-end, high-priced items.
It's never dawned on you to do that.
I mean, even though I've been telling you, you know, this, I mean, that's what I'm saying.
This is what freedom is about.
You have the freedom to succeed and you have the freedom to fail.
But if you have the freedom to fail, don't blame anybody else for your failure.
Blame yourself.
Blame your goddamn self for your own failures because it's your fault.
It's your fault, man.
I mean, at what point do the goddamn millennials realize that, hey, man, you know, the freaking boomers have really fucked me in the ass.
I'm $50,000 in college debt.
I can't get a job to save my ass.
I'm sitting on my boomer parents' couch and I'm, you know, I'm dependent on my boomer parents' little allowance or what?
I mean, when is it going to dawn on you people that you've been had?
You know what I'm saying?
And when is it going to dawn on you people that you've been had, man?
It just, I'm just saying, you know, and don't get mad at me for giving you the facts.
It's your fault for allowing yourself to waste your lives away.
You know that many of you millennials, because the millennials are the ones that hate me because I expose all this reality.
You know that you've wasted your lives away.
You know that, right?
You wasted your lives away getting uneducated in college.
You wasted your lives away playing fucking video games and playing, you know, waxing your character cartoon girls, and that's why you're in your 30s, 30, 35, and you have nothing.
You have absolutely nothing.
And you have nobody to blame but yourself.
I mean, at what point do you millennials wake up and say, hey, wait a minute, I got to do something for myself.
When is it?
When is it?
I'm just saying, when is it?
give me my goddamn drink ah when is it man I mean, I hope that you Gen Zers, and believe me, I'm listened to by a contingent of Gen Zers, don't look at the millennials on how to be.
It's time for you, Gen Zers, to realize that you got to stake your claim, baby.
Clappers need to give off their ass and stop hiding behind fake horse dildos and cartoons and go find a real effing horse.
What do you mean?
Go find a real effing horse.
Shove it up your ass.
Stop being a burst of horse.
I'm trying to shoot pearls here, you asshole.
I'm trying to shoot pearls here.
And that's why I'm telling you, Gen Z generation, man, you have, once you're 18, you can do whatever the hell you want to do, but y'all don't want to be independent.
That's the difference between the millennials and Gen Z and the boomers.
The boomers wanted to be independent at 18.
I mean, take a look.
There's a good movie that you can look at.
It was directed by Martin Scarsace.
It was called Woodstock.
Woodstock.
And folks, the reason that I want people to look at the Woodstock documentary is because these people that were at Woodstock were mostly ages 18 to 24.
That was the huge demographic of Woodstock.
And take a look at what they did.
What is this?
What I was going to say before Ghost so rudely interrupted me.
Shut up.
Just kidding.
Capitalism Versus Communism00:02:57
Was that the people you're being forced to accept around you are cursed?
Colored and LGBTQ people.
So don't get mad about it.
Just shut up.
Pick up a vibe.
Just go shove it.
Shove it up your ass.
All right.
Go shove it up your ass.
I want you young people to realize that at Woodstock, these 18-year-olds and 24-year-olds, they were self-aware.
They wanted to be independent from their parents.
They wanted to stake their claim.
They wanted their own houses.
They wanted their own shit.
You people don't, man.
Do you understand that?
You people don't.
And you think, and this is the bad part about you dumbasses that are in the goddamn millennial and Gen Z generations.
You believe that socialism or communism is going to wipe away all the bad decisions that you made in life, making you the loser that you are.
What you people don't understand is in communism and socialism, that's a collective ideology.
And that means that everybody who's living under the state of communism or socialism has to contribute something to the society so that the collective can move forward.
And I promise you, I promise you people, if you're a loser in capitalism, what makes you think that you're going to be integral in a socialist or communist society that focuses on collectivism?
If you have no skills in capitalism, if you have no purpose in capitalism, if you are a loser and have nothing in capitalism, what makes you think that you're going to get something in communism?
I mean, folks, I keep saying this.
This is why communists kill so many people.
Mao Citong killed 80 to 100 million people during his tenure.
Now, why did he kill him?
Because under communism, it is justified to kill massive amounts of people or let them starve to death or put them in gulags or whatever.
It is justified because these people serve no purpose in the collective society.
You know that?
So if you're serving no purpose in capitalism, if you have no creativity, if you have no skill, if you have nothing, if you're just, if you're a loser, nothing in communism or in socialism, you would be eliminated.
You'd be forced to starve.
You'd be forced to be killed.
And that's what you people that are out there that are in bad situations that you put yourself in, that are in situations that are financially unbearable, whatever the case might be, you would be nothing.
You would be killed in communism and socialism.
Do you understand this?
I'm not kidding.
Bernie Sanders Wealth Exposed00:05:28
I mean, do you understand what I'm saying, man?
I mean, that's why people, massive people die.
Look at all the communist models.
And that's why the communists try to pretend that, well, no, those people didn't die.
Because they know in a collective, because listen, listen to me, okay?
How are you going to distribute all the natural resources in a nation state?
How are you going to do that when you know that there's not enough natural resources for everybody out there?
How are you going to distribute that?
Somebody in the government has to make the decision to distribute that.
And the government is going to make a decision to distribute the natural resources based upon the skills and creative set of the population that wants to be fed, housed, and clothed.
Do you understand?
So all you loser millennials and all you loser Gen Zers, you would be starved to death.
You would be insignificant in a collective ideology, man.
Don't you understand that?
I mean, if you're a loser now, you will be dead in communism and socialism, man.
I'm just saying.
And I know that you idiots think because some moron tells you that, hey, if you vote communism, let me tell you something.
If you're a socialist and you vote for me, I'm Boynie Sanders.
If you give me your money, I'll make sure that you got free health care.
I'll make sure that you got free college.
All you got to do is donate to my campaign.
All right.
And by the way, 2016 was a long time ago, okay?
I only made $260 million when I campaigned under fraudulent context for the Democratic nomination for president back in 2016.
Do you remember?
Hey, Uncle Boyne, I knew I wasn't going to win it, but I still continued to collect your money.
And now, guess what?
Boynie Sanders is going to run again in 2020.
And let me tell you, I want a hell of a lot more than $260 million.
I saw Beto O'Rourke over there.
Beto O'Rourke had $400 million running for Senate.
I want at least $500 million because I'm Boyne Sanders.
This has been another successful show tonight, Ghost.
I think it's time we deserve Radio Graffiti Tonight Ghost.
Look, I'll get the ghost of the second and radio graffiti, but I want all of you to know Boyne Sanders is running again for 2020, and I want you to give me all the remaining pennies you got in your college debt account.
Bring it to Boyne Sanders, and I will get you free housing.
I will give you free college.
I'll give you free medical care.
Just come on over here, take the underwheels off.
I mean, that's literally Bernie Sanders, okay?
That's literally goddamn Bernie Sanders.
And you people, I'm telling you, you made him $260 million in 2016.
He's going to expect $400-plus million dollars.
I mean, do you understand, folks, that the biggest get-rich-quick scheme in politics is to pretend you're socialist?
I'd buy that for you.
You understand?
Uncle Bernie is my favorite apple tree.
Yeah, that's great, Jackler.
That's really great.
All right.
Listen, I'm not joking around, folks.
I mean, look at Beto O'Rourke.
He lost in a Senate race against Ted Cruz, and he still got $400 million.
The Democrats asked Beto O'Rourke, hey, Beto, you know, you got $400 million.
You're going to lose against, you know, Ted Cruz.
So why don't you spread the wealth, Beto?
Why don't you spread some of that $400 million that you have in your campaign to some of these Democrats that don't have it?
And you know what Beto O'Rourke said?
He said, hell no.
How socialist of Beto O'Rourke, huh?
How socialist?
That's what I'm telling you, idiots, man.
It's the political get-rich-quick scheme.
Pretend you're socialist, and all you got to do is tell these people that know nothing about politics, that are ignorant as hell, that have been ignorant, just been dummified by our public and college education system, that you'll give them whatever the hell you want.
But, hey, the only way I can give you this, if you donate money to my campaign, I mean, you all understand Bernie Sanders made $260 million in 2016.
He is going to make, and I'm already predicting this, at least over 400 million.
Because remember, Beto O'Rourke has already, you know, beat the standard of Bernie Sanders.
And you're going to have people that think that if they donate money to these morons, that they're going to solve their problems.
Meanwhile, they're getting rich.
And do you all understand that when these politicians retire from politics, and you can look this up, man, when these politicians retire from politics, they can put all the money remaining in their campaign contribution account into their personal account, tax goddamn free.
Politicians Getting Rich00:04:54
Huh?
You feel those hands rubbing together?
Huh?
So everybody right now needs to realize that the get-rich-quick scheme in politics, especially in the Democratic side, is to claim that you're a goddamn socialist.
It's as simple as that.
It's the Uncle Bernie Sanders model of 2016.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, look, let's go ahead and get to some goddamn chat room shout outs here, okay?
And once we get to some chat room shout-outs, I'm going to take a break.
All right, because I got to drain the main vein.
I got to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage.
And then we're going to go to Radio Graffiti right after we come back from break.
Okay.
So, hey, hold on, what is this?
Albin changes his cath.
Oh, shove it up, your ass, man.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right, let me go ahead and let me do some.
Do we have some goddamn chat room shout-outs, engineer?
All right, let's go ahead and get to chat room shout outs.
Right now!
We got Reed Callan, we got Buster, we got Aaron, Josh Y, Black Worm, Juggler, Juggler something.
I don't know what the hell that is.
Deceiver01, Ryan K, Blake, Gmod Guy, Shoa Doman.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Adolf, I'm not saying that stupid name.
We got Mergerin67.
We got Ger Alt.
We got Big Tomahawk, Free and Easy for Life.
Boogeyman in the house.
What's going on to Boogeyman?
Dorito Burrito.
We've got Johnny Ballerfic.
We've got Crasher.
We've got D-Harm Poozel.
We've got Bob Tom.
Giga Power.
Odd Eyes Magician.
Sloth.
Black Shirt Red Eyes.
Puka Dude.
We got Suspicious Spam.
A Compy, Invader Viceroy.
We've got Dubzer95387.
We've got Bandito Bala Merchant.
We got Jaybird214.
Who else we got here?
We got Aaron Tolman, Mike Villanova.
We got Q. Q, get the hell out of here.
We got Rick Hoover in the house.
Meow the Rocket, Atomic Massacre, Smoke Smash.
We've got the Jackler for Christ's sake.
What's going on, Jackler?
Angry Freddy fan.
What's going on?
1993.
Cap Lobo, Bright Heart, Key Gentleman, Ghost Halamo.
Shut up with the crap, man.
We got LeVon Media, Waltman.
We've got Isdat Athema.
I don't know what the hell that is.
We got Poindexed Rose.
I don't know what the hell that is.
It's Happening Maybe.
Botch Specialist Daniel Jones.
Erica Does Blood Bath.
Who else do we have here?
We got Digula 8643.
We've got C. Vala, Edgar Crimson Reigns, EQ Chronicles, Crash Dummy, Efficient C, Flaming Creations, King Harlis, Action Capitalist, Ark Demons, Necro66.
Who else we got here?
We got Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog, Budget Gamers, Big Steve, Mecho Unknown, 20 Justin One, Spring Trap Gamer.
Jesus Christ.
Xavier LaFlame, Manhood Magic.
We've got Folk Henny.
I'm not saying that stupid name.
We got Bosevas.
We got Gizmo, Lightning Note, D Harm.
I already said that stupid name.
Who else we got?
We got Kristen Million.
We got Kaiser.
We got High Skies.
Someone who loves.
We've got 5-star 555.
We got Sloth in the house.
We got Red Pill Acolyte.
What's up, man?
On Average Dude, 6 Vinoteri.
Mario Sonic Boss.
Who else do we have here, man?
We got Crash Dummy.
Sneakiest Chameleon.
Money Mike 5000.
we got balio we got i'm not saying that Atomic Massacre.
Mind Cortex.
King Geddes.
Crisco.
Reed Callan.
We got Tracker 210 Plays.
German the Gay Frog.
We got War Star.
Crasher 925.
Sci TV.
Bloodbath.
Radio Graffiti Shout Outs00:10:10
Who else?
Ghost is a Jew.
Yeah, really funny, you ass cracker.
I go really funny.
Getting blown in Q.
I already said that stupid name.
Dear Freckles Burger Account, Rifle Rick in the house.
Frontier Psychiatrist.
Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
We got Ferb Guy, Night Prowler.
Who else, man?
Who else we got?
We got Nixie.
We've got, I think that's about it.
Dislert.
I think that's about it.
Go get to the markets.
Ghosts.
I already went through the markets, ghost.
All right.
I already went through the markets for Christ's sake.
Anyway, listen, I've already taken enough shout-outs here.
Okay.
I'm going to go ahead and take a break.
I've got to drain the 15 and a half inch sausage out here.
All right.
I got to drain the main vein.
And when I come back, we're going to go ahead and take part in radio graffiti.
Okay.
And let me tell you something.
What is this?
What is this?
Great show ghost.
Can't wait for Baller Friday.
Have a good night.
Thanks, Anonymous.
And as a matter of fact, before anybody forgets, okay, go to ghost.report.
You see that link to the channel in which I'm going to be broadcasting this Baller Friday.
We're going to be broadcasting from another channel this Baller Friday.
And believe it or not, we're going to have media share.
We're going to have media share this Baller Friday.
But you've got to, you know, you've got to follow the right channel, man.
And it's there.
Ghost.report.
All right.
Anyway, folks, I'm going to be right back.
All right.
I'm going to go ahead and do some things.
And when I come back, we're going to be doing some radio graffiti.
So don't go anywhere.
Don't go anywhere.
The engineer is going to take me out with Insanity Control, which is a royalty-free metal track, which I'm using.
Anyway, folks, you ready, engineer?
Ready to take me out for Christ's sake?
All right.
I'll be right back, folks.
And when I come back, we're going to get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and that's radio graffiti.
Get me out, engineer.
Shoot.
What's going on, man?
All right, let's go ahead and take it out.
All right, we're back, folks.
Okay, I'm sorry, everybody that's out there.
I had to drain the main vein, you know, to drain the 15 and a half inch John Holmes sausage and all that good stuff.
I hope everybody is still here.
Okay.
Before I get to radio graffiti, I think that I want to shoot one more shot and I want to drink one more beer is what I want to do.
Okay.
All right.
So before we get to radio graffiti, what is this?
Ghost, welcome back from draining the 1.5-inch cocktail weenie.
Oh, go shove it up, your ass, man.
Go show it up, your ass.
You forgot to give me a shout-out, ghost.
Oy Vey, boy, that's not true.
Shove it up, your ass.
And as a matter of fact, what's up to Trumpet, man?
How are you doing, man?
Anyway, let's go ahead and get some more beer for Christ's sake.
All right?
More beer.
All right.
Let's go ahead and do that.
All right.
Now, we're going to get into radio graffiti here in about five minutes, folks.
Let me go ahead and put this beer into there, baby.
All right.
And once we do that, we're going to go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
But before we get into that, folks, I want to get a little bit more inebriated because I don't think I've gotten it.
I want to be honest with you.
I haven't had a reason to get too inebriated.
I haven't had a reason to get too messed up.
This has been a fairly decent show.
I'm going to be honest.
It's been a very fairly decent show, man.
I'm sure the hundreds of thousands of people that listen to the financial insight and the political and social commentary are going to be good.
Look at the diarrhea of the great show, ghost.
All right.
Diabrea bubble bath.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I hope that you really are genuinely appreciating the broadcast.
All right.
I hope so.
I hope so, man, because I give everybody that's listening to my broadcast my freaking heart, man.
My freaking heart.
Let me.
All right.
Let that foam.
Let's get one more shot and then we're moving on to radio graffiti.
All right.
Let's just go ahead and pop open this dickle.
All right.
And let's put the last shot of dickle in here, man.
Let me trinkle this in here.
All right.
All right.
Now we, we, well, there's still a half a shot left in the dickle, huh?
There's still a shot left in the half a shot left in the dickle.
All right.
Anyway, I do want to say cheers to everybody on this episode 14 of the Ghost Show.
I've had a pretty good, I had a pretty good time today.
Even though you idiots tried to get into my skin, even though you freaking people are out here trying to troll me.
I had a pretty good show today.
Pretty good show.
And like I told each and every one of you, go to ghost.report.
I'm going to be doing Friday, Baller Friday's broadcast on another channel.
It's our backup channel.
And yes, we are going to have media share.
So go ahead and, you know, go to ghost.report, click the first link, which is the first blog post, and it'll give you a link to the channel to subscribe to so you can be first notified when we're online on Baller Friday when we have media donations.
All right.
Anyway, cheers to everybody out there.
This is one more shot of dickle.
Let me go ahead and shoot this shot of dickle.
I do want to say cheers, baby.
Cheers to everybody out there who's listening and especially the inner circle, baby.
I love the inner circle, man.
I love the inner circle, man.
They're my friends.
They're my family, baby.
Cheers to the inner circle, baby.
Cheers.
Oh, that's good, man.
Oh, that's so good.
I mean, once it hits your lips, man, it's so good, man.
I'm not even kidding.
Let me go ahead and take a swig of this beer.
And let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
Cheers To The Listeners00:07:00
And I'm talking about Radio Graffiti.
All right, go ahead and put the Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, there it is, the title up there on the screen, Engineer.
Now, if you want to participate in Radio Graffiti, it's absolutely free.
All you have to do is give that phone number a call right now, 515-604-9052.
And once the woman starts talking, all you've got to do is push in that code right there, 844-286 and the pound key.
And you will be put in queue to participate in Radio Graffiti.
And once I call on your area code, you've got exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
That's why we call this Radio Graffiti.
All right, folks.
So once again, if you want to participate in this, all you've got to do is call in right now, 515-604-9052.
Hit that code in there, and it's going to change, by the way.
That code is going to change.
And you will be in queue for Radio Graffiti.
All right.
So, hey, engineer, do we have any goddamn radio graffiti calls to be had?
All right.
Well, let's go ahead and get to some radio graffiti right now.
All right.
Who do we got here?
How about 808 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, ghost.
You keep paying your taxes so that way Hawaii can pay for my heroin addiction.
All right, that's great.
I'm very proud of you there, you freaking Hawaiian coconut drinking piece of crap.
Who else we got here?
How about 317 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Gof, I appreciate your advice, but I ain't going to sell off no Grubhub.
You got me messed up.
I'll pick a bullet first.
Wait, you're the pizza delivery guy, right?
Yeah, I just got off work tonight, actually.
Why don't you want to do Grubhub?
That's selling out, right?
Well, what about DoorDash?
What about DoorDash?
No, I'm loyal to my people at Papa John's.
Man, I ain't going to quit that can.
I don't blame you, man.
Papa John's.
Look, I hate their pizza, but I like Papa John's taking his stand, being politically incorrect.
So props to Papa John.
Man, give Papa John his fucking company back, man.
You sons of bitch stockholders, right?
Papa John's a good boy.
He didn't do nothing.
We got 817 Radio Graffiti.
I'm not a race, all right?
I'm a melting point of friendship, for Christ's sake.
I'm a nice guy.
Mr. Nigger.
You son of a bitch, you made me say that, you dumbasses.
You made me sons of bitches.
You make me say that shit.
You make me say that crap, man.
You and your stupid damn names.
You made me say that.
I didn't say that.
Shut up.
All right, I'm on YouTube.
All right.
I'm big time now, man.
I'm on freaking YouTube.
Who else do we got for Christ's sake, man?
How about 951 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost says you moved into your new house.
We have any hunting yet?
Oh, you're talking about the new house that I moved into some time ago.
I don't see it new.
For those folks that don't know, I purchased a property out here in San Ambonio, Texas, that was a murder house.
Actually, a murder-suicide house in which somebody committed a murder and suicided themselves out here.
And it was just a badass property.
I mean, what am I going to do?
You know what I mean?
What the hell is so wrong about that?
I don't believe.
There's just going to be spirits around here.
Hey, hey, spirits.
Are you around here?
They're not around here for Christ's sake.
All right.
But I'm having a good time.
Now, don't get me wrong.
I miss Austin, Texas.
I miss 6th Street.
I miss Congress Avenue.
I miss the wear.
I miss all that shit, man.
I mean, I'm considering, you know, in the next year.
Jesus, I've been saying this, but I'm considering moving back to Austin, man.
I miss it, man.
It's so great.
Even though there's a bunch of libtard ass cracks out there, 6th Street is always fun.
There's a youthful spirit out there.
I don't even know how to explain it, man.
It's just, it's badass, man.
It's badass.
All right.
Hold on.
We got 512.
Somebody in Austin.
Radio graffiti.
This is Sparta, radio graffiti.
What the hell?
It seems the Trump have hacked this polar vortex.
Once again, how convenient?
I am going to tell you.
are going to die.
You know what, Spartacus?
Go shove it up your ass, you asshole.
All right.
All right.
You are a leftist piece of garbage.
And I don't appreciate you besmirching me and trying to make me look like some leftist, long-haired liberal bedwaiting hippie piece of trash.
I don't appreciate you besmirching Donald Trump, baby.
All right.
Everybody knows.
Everybody knows.
I'm ride or die with Trump, baby.
I'm ride or die.
I'm ride or die, baby.
Who else do we have here?
How about 206 radio graffiti?
Your show is not underground.
The only thing here underground, six feet underground to be exact, is your wife after she was annihilated by Tyrone's BBC.
I'm going to stutter and stumble over my own tongue, even though I've been waiting for 12 minutes to get to the goddamn stupid call that I'm supposed to do.
You see, that's why you ain't got no chick, boy.
That's why you're sitting over there getting your penis chafed, drywacking, you son of a bitch.
All right, just sit there and shut your mouth.
Don't stumble when you called me and try to prank me, you son of a piece of crap.
Write that crap down.
Think about it.
Stupid moron.
Who else do we have?
352 Radio Graffiti.
Radio Graffiti Chaos00:16:11
I am you. I am you.
Amaya Q.
I am you.
I don't know how many words are going to say to me.
I am not you.
Amaya Q. Amaya Q. Amias you.
Amias.
You goddamn sons of bitches, man.
Amias you.
Amaya Q.
I am not you.
You understand that?
Amias you.
Amias.
Shut up.
Shut him up.
Get him out, engineer.
Get this stupid racist inshallah out of here.
Shut up, bitch.
Shut up.
Shut up with that racist garbage, man.
First of all, I want you all to know I am not racist, okay?
I'm a melting pot of friendship, and I want that amplified throughout the world.
And secondly, I am not a Jew.
I am not a Jew.
So shut up.
Okay, and so what if I was?
So what?
Shut up.
Jesus Christ, man.
315 Radio Graffiti.
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, buddy.
Kidding, please tell me why are you disturbing us right now?
It's 8 o'clock at night, and I have to go to my home, okay?
You fucking bastard.
What?
Sorry?
Do you speak English?
What are you talking about, buddy?
What are you talking about?
You were getting a pop-up.
There was a problem.
More than 70% are working on your current network.
You know that?
Right now.
Asshole, shut up.
I'm not showing Bobs, first of all.
And I'm not showing Vegin, all right?
Sick sons of bitches, for Christ's sake, man.
Who else do we have here?
How about 717 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, is there any coins I can start mining right away without investment?
Because I need to get some money for the inner circle now.
Well, yeah, man, you can mine.
Man, you can just mine anything like that that uses a graphics card.
Remember, there's two different kinds.
There's proof of work, which is what you want to look for.
So you can, especially if you have a badass graphics card, look for coins that are proof of work so that you can use your graphics card power to mine cryptocurrency so that you can get it.
It is what it is.
Anyway, who else we got?
got 732 radio graffiti jesus i look first of all we can't even hear you with your obama phone And secondly, what the hell kind of crap was that?
What the hell was that supposed to be, man?
How about 925 Radio Graffiti?
Hi there, Ghost.
I'm Mr. Booptingler, and I have a wonderful message for you.
What the hell is this?
Are you...
You know, I don't know.
I don't know what the hell that was, man.
Some idiot laughing like a diabolical freak show for Christ's sake, man.
How about 858 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost.
How you doing?
CM, I just want to say, happy Fruitful Wednesday.
I'm looking forward to the new channel on Friday.
Hey, man, I hope that you're following it, man.
And everybody that isn't following the new channel, there will be media share on Friday.
So make sure to go to ghost.report.
Go there right now.
All you got to do is type it in your browser right now.
Click the first post, and, you know, click the link where, you know, the channel's at and subscribe and hit the little bell.
Hit the little bell on the new channel, man, so you can get notified when we're doing the damn show exactly on time this Friday, okay?
I'm just trying, I'm just, I'm just giving, I'm just giving everybody a heads up, man.
I mean, I'm just trying to be, I'm trying to be a cool guy here.
Who else do we have here?
Let's take some anonymous numbers since, you know, we got a couple anonymouses up here.
How about anonymous radio graffiti?
All right, Jim Corner started.
You two have your $20.
have that job do you know oh my what the hell Oh, all right.
All right, we get it.
Jesus Christ, man.
That makes me want to throw up nasty chicken grease and corn oil and cream of wheat with like five-day-old cereal and stomach plasma for Christ's sake.
Who else do we have?
How about 312 Radio Graffiti?
Adolph Ghostler's life was hard.
He grew up pouring half of the talk about Johnny Walker, ghost and rare industries.
GPT card Adolph Ghostler, keep it up.
Ghostler is a credible.
He won't suck mass ponies cock and got paid off in ripple.
Just shut up, man.
Where do you come up with that crap?
Do you write this garbage?
I mean, are you conjuring this up?
Are you thinking about this in depth?
Oh, God.
515 Radio Graffiti.
I got a question for you.
Have you ever done any psychedelics before?
And if so, which ones?
Well, I can't confirm or deny that I have, but I want to be honest with you.
I do want to take I want to do I do want to take the magic mushroom, you know?
And I'm talking about the magic mushroom that they advertise on Mario Brothers.
I want to take that mushroom right there, okay?
But I don't want to take it alone, you know what I mean?
Because I don't want to like freak out in some hallucinogenic, you know, rad trip and think that I can fly off a goddamn cliff or out of a window or something like that.
So I don't know.
We'll see.
And not to mention maybe Peyote.
Because Peyote is done by the Indians.
And from what I understand, when you, you know, puff on that, you know, magic pipe, you see spirits and stuff.
You know what I mean?
You see goddamn spirits.
How about 269 Radio Graffiti?
Hello, this is IRS Agent Stevenson.
I'm calling today to ask if you know anything about the recent reports we've been receiving in the form of audit requests, saying that you've not been disclosing massive amounts of your income.
We've decided to open an investigation.
All right.
Well, yeah, you know what?
You sound like, you know, IRS agents don't sound like that.
They're a little bit more concise and they have a little bit more balls and authority in the back of their voice instead of like, hi, I'm just some stupid goofy.
608 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, trolling aside.
Really love the show.
And it's freezing like a motherfucker up here in Wisconsin.
Oh, man.
Well, thank you very much.
And hey, you know, try to warm yourself up out there in this polar vortex, man.
I mean, I know this polar vortex is serious business.
I'm not even kidding.
I get it, man.
I mean, you know, my thoughts and prayers are out there to everybody, man.
How about 615 Radio Graffiti?
Hey, I don't think that's a bad troll.
I don't think, first of all, I don't think people can hear it, but I don't think that's a bad troll.
If you want to mix me with that song, I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does.
I mean, that was the Smiths before Morrissey and Johnny Mars, for whatever reason, I think they broke up their love affair or whatever, and then it just split up.
That was good stuff, man.
That's good stuff.
I'm not even joking.
You can mix me with that.
I am human and I need to be loved.
I love that shit, man.
How about 609 Raider Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost, will you please apologize to Johnny Longfeather for calling him a fruit bowl?
This is Spencer Rice.
What are you talking about?
Who's Johnny Longfeather?
Well, just a few nights ago, he called into your show and you called him a fruit bowl just because he told you his name.
And I think that's pretty unfair.
Well, you know what?
Anybody named Johnny Longfeather, I mean, that sounds a little, you know, sounds somebody with gay manners.
Let's just put it that way.
How about 872 Radio Graffiti?
Jesus Christ, freaking vibrator, for Christ's sake.
That's what the hell we need.
about uh 518 radio graffiti
it's goddamn smart Get this ass, okay?
Get him out.
Get this off!
Listen to me!
Listen!
I thought that's what y'all meant by Scatman.
I thought y'all met that guy, you know.
I thought y'all met that asshole.
Not two girls, one cup crap.
I don't ah, Jesus Christ.
Who else do we have here?
How about 614 Radio Graffiti?
Jesus Christ.
First of all, I know what song that is.
We can barely hear you, okay?
And it's all the engineer's fault for Christ's sake.
All right, look, somebody from San Hambonio here.
How about 210 Radio Graffiti?
Okay, Ghost, look, here's the thing: if you fuck a trap in the ass, it's gay.
But if you let it suck your dick, the trap, Tranny, whatever you want to call it, if you let it suck your dick, and you make sure she doesn't take her panties off, then it's a victimless crime.
You see what I'm saying?
No, no, wait a minute.
Are you talking about a trap or a tranny?
Either one.
No, no, there's a difference, man.
There's a difference.
No, let me explain, though.
Okay.
I mean, they have a dick, so they know what feels good way more than the woman would.
I mean, that's why dykes are so good at eating pussy is because they have one.
So, you know, you get what I'm saying, right?
It just feels better as a woman.
Have you ever...
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me ask you a question.
Have you ever been with a woman?
Yeah, oh, yeah.
How would I be able to compare if I hadn't?
I don't know where you went.
Were you with like an ugly or a fatty or something?
And I mean, is that what you were with?
Well, yeah, but well, the fatties and the uglies, they're the best at sucking dick, anyway.
Well, then, why?
Well, then, wait a minute, why are you going to traps if you like a fatty or an ugly that'll gobble on the knob?
Well, I'm just saying, I mean, I do everything, but ah, Jesus.
So, so what?
Are you a trisexual?
You'll try anything?
I have no, I guess.
Not anything.
Anything that's confiment enough.
All right, you get this idiot.
Get him out of here for Christ's sake, man.
This is this is a new generation, folks.
I'm not even kidding me, man.
I mean, this is this is it.
I mean, you know, it is what it is.
908 radio graffiti freaking Helen Keller deaf mute.
The hell are you gonna stay online for 20 minutes and not say a goddamn thing?
863 radio graffiti.
We got Walton 13 Radio Graffiti.
We all care for the hell, we all care for the hell.
I don't even understand.
First of all, I don't know what the hell that said.
And secondly, ACDC rocks.
So I don't know.
You're going to remix me with ACDC.
That's great, man.
Especially Bon Scott ACDC.
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I like Brian Johnson.
Don't get me wrong.
I like Thunderstruck by Brian Johnson.
But Bon Scott ACDC, man, that was pure raw rock stardom.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, you know, Bon Scott was such a badass rock star, he died in a drunken stupor, man.
I'm just, I'm just saying.
Anyway, let's just go.
How about 978 radio graffiti?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
We got another freaking Helen Keller death mute.
Come on, man.
Don't call up here if you're not going to say anything, you son of a bitch.
All right, who else?
We got another 614 radio graffiti.
Girl, they have sinned.
You must take me to the woodshed.
Let me get myself.
Let me get your freaking self off.
What the?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Get out.
Let's go harder.
Take the freaking shirt off.
God.
Damn, sick pervert.
Get him out of here.
He's a sick pervert!
Get that damn asshole out of here!
He's a sick goddamn pervert!
You insane assholes!
Ah!
Good God!
Oh, God, that's so sick.
Get this trap out of here.
Get him out of here.
Is this what you're going to do, man?
Is this how you're going to ruin my episode 14 for Christ's sake, you sons of bitches?
You fucking assholes, man.
Look, I've had enough.
All right.
This hasn't been a horrible show.
But before it gets horrible, I'm going to get the hell out of here, okay?
I'm going to take a couple of more goddamn freaking radio graffitis and I'm out of here.
And I hope that the freaking sparks that I synapsed in your brains, man, it comes through for Christ's sake.
All the pearls, and I'm shooting you people.
I hope it comes through for Christ's sake.
How about 925 radio graffiti?
Hi, ghosts.
It's Mr. Coach Pitler again.
Well, I think somebody needs a tickle.
What the hell?
What the hell is...
What the tickle?
Come in, ladies.
Oh, my God.
Backup Channel Broadcast00:06:37
All right, that's enough.
That sounds sick as hell.
That sounds sick as hell.
It sounds like somebody that you don't want next to you in a shit stall.
Let's put it that way.
339 Radio Graffiti.
Martyrs would hate a dog.
Oh, my God.
You guys are sons of bitches, man.
I'm not even kidding, Iran.
What the hell is this?
Just leave me the hell alone already, man.
I'm freaking pissed off with you people.
I almost want to just end the damn broadcast after all this goddamn troll terrorism and cyber verminism.
All right.
I mean, I want to put that on the record.
I am racist.
Damn it, man.
You assholes.
I swear to God.
I think I'm joking, man.
Dumped your asses, man.
And shut up in the chat room.
I'm whipping cyber ass right now.
I'm whipping some cyber goddamn ass.
How do you like that?
Yeah.
Here I am.
Get this cup out.
Get him!
Bill!
Go to hell, Elman!
Get this crip!
You sons of bitches!
Come on, you two!
Ah, damn it!
You sons of bitches, man!
You're racist bastards!
And how dare you do that crap?
How dare all of you fucking troll terrorists and cyber vermin, man?
You know what?
I'm done.
I'm fucking done, man.
I thought this was a good freaking episode for today.
Get me out of here!
Get him out!
I'm done!
I'm done with you assholes!
Yeah, goodbye!
I'm out of here!
What the hell's up with the chimps, man?
Why the hell did you broadcast chimps?
You know why you did, you racist bastards.
Look, I thought that we had a decent show here.
I thought we had a decent show here.
And of course, you stupid dumb troll terrorists and cyber vermin, you've got to ruin it.
You all have to ruin this crap.
All right, I'm getting the hell out of here, okay?
I'm serious, you stupid fucking goddamn cyber vermin.