Ghost anchors True Capitalist Radio's January 10th episode with volatile market gains, citing a Dow rise to 12,462.50 and predicting oil spikes near $200 due to Iran tensions. He champions silver over gold while attacking GOP rivals as anti-capitalists and dismissing callers as "troll terrorists" and "cyber vermin." Amidst heated exchanges regarding Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Tim Tebow, and North Korea, Ghost expresses deep depression over listener abuse, threatening to cancel broadcasts unless respect is shown before abruptly ending the show. [Automatically generated summary]
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The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his Skylight Office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
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Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators.
The man they call...
Ghost Introduces True Capitalist Radio00:16:30
Go Me.
What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me with this Taco Tuesday edition of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 195.
195 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast have gone by for all the folks that are keeping track.
And before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house, folks.
And, you know, I just want to go right into the markets because, let me tell you, I made a lot of money.
And I hope all the individuals that are listening within the sound of my voice that listen into this show entertained a lot of the things that I prognosticated.
Because let me tell you, if you did, if you did entertain anything, you'd be making some serious money today, baby.
And let me tell you, even though the equities market were rather volatile, I mean, we saw the Dow Jones Industrials as high, you know, as triple digits of the plus side, it went down towards the end of the day like it traditionally does because once again, it's a healther skelter situation on the market here.
So let's just go ahead and get right to it, shall we?
Because if you were in the market, you were making money.
All right.
Dow Jones Industrials is up 69.78 points, a percentage increase of 0.56% on the day, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 12,462.50 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
We've got the SP 500 up 11.38 points, a percentage increase of 0.89%, closing out the SP at 1,292.08 points.
We've got the NASDAQ up 25.94 points, a percentage increase of 0.97%, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,702.50 points for the NASDAQ composite.
What's fueling all the increases in today's market?
I mean, like I said, on the Dow Jones Industrials, we saw triple-digit increases today until it started fading out as the end of the day started, or as the end of the day came to a close, I should say.
Jesus Christ.
I'm kidding.
You have to understand, I'm gay.
I made lots of capital today, and I hope that you have too, because as I continue to market wrap-up, I'm going to have to toot my own horn several days.
Woo!
Goddamn, I'll be making money, baby.
That's what I do.
That's what I do.
Anyway, folks, once again, I had suggested that once Alcoa kicked off earnings season, we were going to see some increases here.
Moreover, as time goes by, we're going to see a little bit of a rally here.
I think we're going to see a little bit of a rally in the equities.
Moreover, it's going to parlay to the commodities because a lot of these things are oversold, as I said.
And it's about time that some of these investors take their heads out of their proverbial scared ass cracks and start realizing everything that I've been saying.
All right?
And we're seeing it today in the equities markets, but goddammit.
Oh, man, did you see the commodities markets today?
I mean, oh, God damn.
I mean, where do I start?
All right, where in the hell do I start?
Let's go ahead and start with energy because, as I've said, folks, we're going to continue to see increases in energy.
The reason that we saw a minor pop today in energy is because China looks like its retraction isn't going to be as dramatic as most financial analysts had expected.
And as a result, China looks like it's going to basically hedge off any potential dramatic economic retraction that could curb economic growth for the country.
And as a result, if they curb economic growth and the retraction is heated, well, there's going to be an increased demand for oil.
Because once again, you got China over here, a big, huge company, a huge country.
You could practically call it a company because every damn enterprise is ran by the communist government.
But you've got this huge country of a billion people.
I mean, they have energy resources that they need.
They need to fuel a whole bunch of different means of production.
They need to keep people warm, keep people cool, so on and so forth.
So, once again, this is a reason that we saw a minor pop.
Now, once again, if we have any kind of military action against Iran, all right, any kind of military action against Iran, you better believe that these damn energy prices are going to go to proportions that we can't even imagine.
All right?
And believe me, I positioned myself in my portfolio to make sure that if that happens, which it looks like it is, folks, I don't know if you've been reading the latest reports.
There are thousands of troops that have been shipped off into Israel.
I know that the mainstream media isn't talking about that, but we actually have American ground troops out there, American military in Israel, just in case, just in case things pop off between Iran and the United States.
And I think that they are.
I mean, you know, these idiots are saber-rattling out there in Iran.
I mean, they're hacking our freaking predator drones out of the sky.
And I just don't think that the United States military-industrial complex is going to let that just, you know, keel over very well.
I just don't think they're just going to let that slide.
All right?
So anyway, let's get to the damn energy prices and commodities.
Brent crude, and for all you ass clowns that don't know what Brent crude is, it's the crude oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia.
It's up 80 cents today, a percentage increase of 0.71% on the day, closing out Brent crude at $113.25 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
All right.
Now, let's get to the other parts of the energy sector because it's a real interesting story here in the energy sector, given the fact that everything was up.
Let's go ahead and get to gasoline.
Of course, we're going to see a pop in gasoline up $13, a percentage increase of 1.35%, heating oil up $3.65, a percentage increase of 1.19% for heating oil futures.
Now, did anybody see natural gas?
I mean, good God.
This is why I don't trade this sector.
I mean, what have I always said about natural gas?
All right?
Completely and utterly volatile.
All right?
I don't invest in natural gas.
You know, the only natural gas that I appreciate is this natural gas, right?
Let's ripulate.
That's the only damn natural gas that I invest in.
I don't invest in any of this volatile sector of natural gas because let me tell you something right now.
It is so volatile, it's sick.
All right?
I mean, natural gas is down 9 cents today, a percentage decrease of 3.09% on the day.
I mean, good God, I would have hated to have been a natural gas investor.
Jesus Christ, down 3.09% on the day for natural gas.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get into WTI Sweet Crude.
And of course, that's a crude oil that's shipped off to the United States of America.
It is up 90 cents, a percentage increase of 0.89% on the day, closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $102.21 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
Now, once again, you better keep your eye on this WTI sweet crude price, even if you are not involved with the market.
Because this price is going to basically judge what you're going to pay at the pump, what you're going to pay for products at the supermarket and the shopping malls.
And if we start seeing high prices, which we will, if there are any, if anything happens with Iran, any kind of military action, you better believe that you're going to see $200 a barrel oil.
I guarantee it.
I mean, proportions that we've never even imagined.
And let me tell you, all signs point to potential military action with the Iranians.
I mean, you know, you really need to go and look at the reports coming out of the hot wire, which is not being reported by the media, that we've got United States troops in Israel right now.
I mean, thousands of them right now.
We're moving military assets there right now for this potential military confrontation with Iran.
But anyway, that's not the story here.
The story is in the other commodities because, Jesus Christ, I don't mean to be tooting my own horn here, but beep, beep, for Christ's sake.
Okay, look, canola futures down today, $2.40, a percentage decrease of 0.45%.
But goddamn, did you see cocoa?
I mean, what did I tell you people?
What have I told you people about cocoa futures?
I told you that these things were going to spike.
Why are they going to spike?
Because once again, we just went through the holidays.
We went through Christmas, New Year's Eve.
We're about to go into the freaking Valentine's Day, a little consumeristic holiday for couples, and people try to get laid, for Christ's sake.
And what's the number one gift?
Well, a box of chocolates.
And what is the basis of chocolate?
Coco.
And this is why I've been saying, folks, that you individuals should have made a play.
You should have made a play on this.
I didn't care.
I mean, I don't care.
I mean, you, as a personal investor, you need to figure out how you're going to make this play, whether it's ETF, whether it's actually trading the Cocoa Futures, or whether it's making a stock play.
Because did you see how much cocoa went up today?
I mean, cocoa is up $163, a percentage increase of get this.
You ready?
You ready for this?
7.51% on the day.
I mean, good God.
Woo!
I mean, did y'all see?
I mean, we're up at least, what, 12, 15% on the week on cocoa.
And you know that I've been investing in some ETFs, baby.
You know it, and I know it, man.
And I, yes, yes, yes, it's great to be right, baby.
Woo!
And that's not all.
That's not the only one, folks.
That is not the only one.
I mean, that's just one horn that I'm beeping today.
Let's continue going, shall we?
Now, we've got coffee futures.
Once again, it's a semi-volatile market.
It's steadily growing as far as the price of the commodity itself is concerned.
It is up today, $4.10, a percentage increase of 1.85% on the day for coffee.
And of course, for all you jerk dicks that make all these excuses in the morning for being jerk asses by saying, dude, just don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me unless I have my coffee, dude.
I just don't talk to me, dude.
Well, now you're going to have to pay a little bit more for coffee, jerk dicks, all right?
And I'm not an American.
Screw you people in the chat room.
I'm not an American.
All right.
Freaking coffee isn't even made in America, so screw you people.
Anyway, I'm not going to let you idiots get me sidetracked here.
I'm having a good day.
I'm having a good day because I've made lots of capital.
You want to know why?
Because I've got to have it.
Woo!
Anyway, let's continue going.
We've got corn, basically, no change today, no type of activity, unchanged in corn futures.
Cotton is up 52 cents, a percentage increase of 0.54% on the day.
And what did I say last week?
What did I say last week about orange juice and orange fuel?
What did I say?
I said that this Arctic front that was coming into the South, into the East Coast region that's hitting Florida, all right, is going to basically spike these orange juice futures on the short term.
And I said this last week, and if you idiots don't remember, go back to the archive.
Blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost is where every damn episode that I've ever conducted is on the archive for everybody to download for free.
But goddamn, did everybody see orange juice futures, orange juice futures, for Christ's sake?
Up $20, okay?
A percentage increase of get this.
10.65% on the day.
Woo!
Goddamn, it's good to be right, man.
I love being right.
You're goddamn, I love it.
I love being right for Christ's sake.
I told all of you, I told you that that damn Arctic front was going to damage that crop, and you know that I had my ETFs in that proper position.
Jesus Christ, 10.65% on the day for orange juice futures.
Anyway, let's get to wheat futures, Sally.
They're unchanged today in the wheat futures.
Sugar is down two cents, a percentage decrease of 0.09%.
Soybean futures are down $1.
That's a percentage decrease of 0.08%.
Seeing a little bit of a bounce back in lumber after yesterday's sell-offs, lumber is up $1.30, a percentage increase of 0.52%.
Oats are up 375, a percentage increase of 1.27%.
Soybean oil futures up 17 cents, a percentage increase of 0.32%.
And it looks like the bull-nose bull dice did not come out for the wool futures today because wool is unchanged.
Unchanged today in the wool futures.
Now, good God, let's get to the let's get to the medals.
Let's get to the goddamn metals, baby.
Because what have I been saying about the metals?
I've been saying that everybody needs to hop on that goddamn wave and start riding that wave, baby.
And if you'd have been listening, if you'd have been listening, especially my bullish outlook on silver, if you would have just entertained just by going out to a freaking pawn shop and buying scrap silver from the schmuck pawnbroker there, if you would have went out and bought some silver coinage, if you would have went out and bought some gold, whatever, however you would have made this play, by God, you would be up on your goddamn money today.
I mean, let's get to copper first because copper is up because once again, we saw increases in the equities.
Copper is up $8.95, a percentage increase of 2.62% on the day.
But let's get to gold, shall we?
I mean, gold is up $25.60, a percentage increase of 1.59% on the day for gold, closing out gold at $1,633.70 per Troy ounce of gold.
And by God, what did I say about silver?
What did I tell you people about silver?
Gold and Silver Rally Today00:05:02
I have said that I am bullish on silver.
And as a matter of fact, I think that we're going to see silver prices not only reach last spring's high of $50 per troy ounce, but I think that we just may surpass that.
Once again, I'm bullish six to nine months, potentially 12 months.
But goddamn, did you see silver?
Did you see silver?
Silver is up $1.16, a percentage increase of, get this, get this, a percentage increase of 4.04% on the day.
I mean, good God.
Woo!
4.04% on your goddamn money today, baby.
Woo!
Man, I'm telling you, I don't mean to be tooting my own horn here, but beep, beep, baby.
That's why if you're listening to this broadcast, I sincerely hope that you're taking the analysis.
You're taking what I'm saying on this broadcast and relaying it to your personal life.
Because if you are, you'd be making some serious money right now.
That's all I'm saying.
You'd be making some serious goddamn money.
Yes, baby.
Yes.
And you know I've been accumulating all kinds of physical silver.
All right.
I mean, not just bars.
I'm talking about coinage.
Jesus Christ, it's going to be right.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Let's keep going for Christ's sake.
We're almost done with the markets.
Anyway, livestock, we're seeing a bounce back in live cattle futures because we've seen it on the decrease for the past couple of days.
Well, it is up today $1.25, a percentage increase of 1.04% for live cattle.
Cattle feeder futures are up $1.65.
A percentage increase of 1.10% on the day for live cattle.
So it looks like these decreases that we saw post-holidays on cattle at your local butcher, it may go back up here in the next couple of weeks.
And that's just looking at some of these buybacks that we've seen here in today's session.
Let's continue going, shall we?
For all you fat, jelly-ass idiots that like to shove a couple of down your goddamn gullet.
Well, God damn it, it is up today 45 cents, a percentage increase of 0.54% on the day.
So if you like to shove a couple of down your gullet, it looks like it's going to cost you a little bit more today.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
Oh, my God.
Let me tell you something right now.
I am giddy today because you know, if you've been an avid listener to my broadcast, you know that all the things that I said were going to come to pass are starting to come to pass, baby.
All right.
Oh, my God.
It is so good to be right, especially when you're a capitalist.
That means that there's more money, baby.
There's more money available.
There's more money available for investment.
There's more money available to just kind of go on vacation, to go out there and obtain valuable goods, to obtain real estate, so on and so forth, to live lavish.
Oh, my God.
And let me tell you, it's not too late, I think, in my view, to go into these equities markets at this point in time.
Moreover, I don't think it's too late to go into silver and gold.
All right.
I mean, on gold, I'm a little concerned about gold because we've got a lot of hedge fund managers and a lot of these bigwigs involved in this particular commodity, which, you know, could help or hurt the commodity itself.
But silver, especially, because I believe that you're going to get the higher percentage yield for your dollar in silver.
I mean, it's just all there is to it.
And not only that, it's cheaper to obtain.
I mean, especially when you're not out here, you can't buy an ounce of gold for whatever the hell it's going for.
Was it 16?
Was it $1,633?
I mean, you know what an ounce of gold is?
That's a coin.
That's a coin, for Christ's sake, that you're going to have to buy for $1,633.70 if you want to invest in gold right now.
Why not go and get yourself a one-ounce silver bar or something of that nature?
And you're only going to have to pay $29.94 on the going rate.
And that's not including dealer costs or any kind of surcharges that you may incur when trying to obtain silver.
But inevitably, folks, I think that silver is a way to go as far as a hard commodity to go for the next six to nine months.
And of course, equities are going to start taking off.
They're going to start taking off because this damn market is way oversold.
All right.
Way oversold.
And I've been saying it for a long period of time.
So anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
I mean, it was a great day on the markets.
As a matter of fact, where's my trick?
Where's my drink?
GOP Blame Game Rants00:16:09
Oh, my God.
Let me tell you something.
I want to say cheers to all the capitalists that made some serious capital today.
These are the days that we live for, baby.
You understand that?
This is what I'm talking about.
It makes your whole net worth increase that much more higher.
And that means that, man, you're just going to live that much more lavish.
So cheers to all the capitalists out there.
Cheers.
Oh, my God.
That's just good stuff.
And, of course, I'm drinking Johnny Walker, a blue label, baby.
Woo!
Anyway, I'm sorry that I'm so giddy about the markets, but it's good to be right.
It's going to be so right, you know, and you know, making money, man.
That's what I do, for Christ's sake.
But now that we've gotten that out of the way, I want to take some calls about today's primary.
That's right, today is the day, the GOP New Hampshire primary, and we've got all the GOP idiots all stumping for that New Hampshire vote out there.
And what's really unfortunate, and I alluded to this yesterday, and I'm glad to see that the mainstream media is starting to take to this also, that you've actually got these GOP bureaucrats taking aim at Mitt Romney because he was a capitalist.
I mean, and you've got freaking Newt Gingrich, the bureaucrat of bureaucrats, running up there, taking aim at Mitt Romney because the man was a capitalist.
Because, oh, the man fired people.
You know, big deal.
He fired people.
I mean, that's what I understand.
People don't realize when the job is no longer needed or the person doing the job is completely incompetent that needs to be fired.
They need to go.
They need to be laid off.
But no, you've got Newt Gingrich out here, this idiot out of Texas that's completely made Texas look like a bunch of morons.
Rick Perry doing the same damn thing.
You know, it's just Huntsman is even going in on this for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's just disgusting what the GOP is doing here to Mitt Romney.
And I just might, I just might throw my hat in for Romney just because everybody out there is a goddamn anti-capitalist.
Everybody in the GOP is an anti-capitalist, for Christ's sake.
And I don't want any of those scumbags in Washington.
I don't want any of those scumbags that are running for the GOP involved with being the president.
Because if they are talking Obama-esque rhetoric in a GOP debate, what do you think they're going to do when they obtain power?
Jesus Christ, absolutely not.
So let me tell you something right now.
You know, I'm just not throwing my hat in for Romney, but these scumbags in the GOP talking like leftists out here, you know.
Oh, Romney was the head of Bain Capital, which took over companies and basically liquidated the ASDIG.
He shut up because that's what capitalists do, baby.
Sick of these people trying to downgrade and B-rate capitalism, man.
Screw you, idiot GOP bureaucrats.
You either give me capitalism or give me death for Christ's sake.
I'm not going to sit over here and allow some bureaucrat to sit over here and completely character assassinate somebody because they're participating in capitalism.
Screw you, Prince Valiant-haired Newt Gingrich, because this is a fat barrel-ass bastard that's leading this anti-capitalist crusade in the GOP out here.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call out here.
What do you think?
I mean, who are you voting for, for Christ's sake?
And I know we've got jerk dicks already.
Ron Hall, Ron Paul, Ron Paul.
I don't want to hear it.
All right?
You either give me substance or get out.
All right, get out.
I mean, that's all I'm saying.
I want to hear substance.
When I call on your goddamn area code, you better give me some goddamn substance to whoever the hell you're supporting.
And that includes Barack Obama.
All right, if you're going to be sporting another four more years, yes, we can chant.
I want you to put substance on the debating table on why he deserves another four years in this White House.
And of course, folks, before I start taking calls, I know for a fact I'm going to have these troll terrorists continue to call and deviate the broadcast, but we just can't let them because there's some important things on the line for America here.
There's some important things on the line for America, for Christ's sake, and we cannot allow the troll terrorists to deviate our consciousness.
We can't allow them to do it.
We've got to be stronger than them.
Because if we don't, the troll terrorists win.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
6466524869.
What do you think about the GOP out here?
Basically taking aim at Mitt Romney because he's a capitalist.
Jesus Christ.
Let's see what else we got going on over here.
Let's start taking.
Do we have any calls, Engineer?
And let me tell you, for you, before, shut up, Engineer.
Before I get into this, you idiots that continue to antagonize the engineer to take over the show and to do this and do that, you better stop or else I'm going to fire this son of a bitch.
Do you understand that?
Well, I've already talked to the engineer.
I hope, I sincerely hope that this is the final talk, right, Engineer?
I sincerely hope this is the final talk that we have to talk about out here.
Or I'm going to fire you, engineer.
I'm going to fire you.
You listen to these idiots online.
I'm going to fire you.
All right.
Now that we've got that all out of the way, let's take some calls here, right?
6466524869.
Let's take some calls.
Area code 703.
You're on the horn.
Hello?
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, I completely agree with you on the whole rant about how the GOP is trying to blame all of these things on him, but I have a tale about that.
Let me tell you, sale.
About two righteous girls who never fail.
The events of time are two favorite people, DVD.
Jake's a dog with the power to grow.
And Finn's a kid who will never say no.
Now, tune in to Costa Network at 8 o'clock.
Shut up.
All right?
I mean, can we get a major fail on the radio spam, please?
I mean, you can't hear this, idiot.
I mean, you sound boring as it is, for Christ's sake.
You can't even stumble over your own words, for Christ's sake.
What makes you think they're going to want to tune into your show?
You're only, and can we get a major fail, please?
Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Hey, 703, do you have anything to say for your stumbling, mumbling, you know, half-at-tarred sounding self?
Yes, I do.
What do you have to say?
Your grandma.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Sit over there and shut your mouth.
You got nothing to say.
You got nothing to say.
I cut you down lower than Roseanne Barr chasing after a greasy cheeseburger with her fat hands tied behind her back of her cankles.
508, what's up?
What do you think of the job?
I am describing my fantasy.
I deserve a smack to the shut up.
You idiots, shut up with that, all right?
Look, I'm not going to do this today.
All right?
I'm too good a dad in the markets to be sitting over here and doing.
I'm not going to do this today.
I'm warning you.
I'll cut this damn show short.
Area code 419.
What do you think about the GOP?
I never understood your obsession with fruit bowls.
They contain a large assortment of delicious fruit and nutritious value.
Shut up, you stupid, fruity ass battle.
Did you hear this crap?
You sound like a fruit bowl.
You sound like a dumbass who's looking through the cracks at public bathrooms.
You're the turd burglar from where I'm standing.
That's what I am.
Yeah, I said it.
He's the asshole that looks through the cracks while you're trying to take a turd in a public bathroom over here.
Mr. Turdburgler over here.
Jesus Christ.
And he has the audacity to call me up, talk about fruit bowl, for Christ's sake.
We're talking about the GOP.
Today's the primary jerk dicks.
Today's the primary.
And we've got all the GOP candidates taking aim at Romney because he used to be a capitalist.
And that's somehow a bad thing today?
I mean, has government bureaucracy gone so big that now we've got even GOP candidates talking bad against capitalists?
Jesus Christ.
Area code 504.
What do you think about the GOP, for Christ's sake?
We're talking about serious business here.
336, what do you think about the GOP?
Hey, guys, it's me, Thomas Attention, and I want to stick my funnel in your glory hole.
Jesus Christ.
You know, let me tell you something, all right?
I'm going to be completely honest with you idiots.
All right?
All of you fruity ass tonka toy tankies and you freaky ass furries and you freaking brony fruits and all this other crap.
All right, I've been approached by the NCF.
All right?
I'm not joking.
All right?
And they've told me that, hey, look, all right, these guys like clopping to talking horses out here.
And, you know, we want you to expose these people for what they are.
All right?
And, you know, I almost considered it.
I almost considered it until I figured out the leader of NCF is a one-armed cripple in Germany.
And then I was like, screw that.
Screw that crap.
All right?
Screw it.
Are you kidding me?
The last thing I'm going to do is take orders from a crippled Kraut.
Jesus Christ.
I'm just a little bit of inside information between you and me.
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about the GOP here, but let me tell you, the more you fruity-ass dumbass bastards, all right?
The more that you damn bronies and furries and all you people keep chapping my ass, you're going to force me to the dark side.
All right?
You're going to force me to the dark side.
And hey, NCF, I would have been down, but I'm not taking orders from a crippled kraut.
All right?
And I don't understand how any of you can take orders from a crippled kraut either, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Seriously, I mean, you know, come on.
All right?
Give me a break.
A crippled kraut?
Jesus Christ.
And do something with your arm there for the kraut that's out there that's a German cripple.
Do something with that arm.
You're such a good hacksor on getting people's doxes.
Why don't you learn how to dox your own arm so it can work again?
Anyway, we're supposed to be talking about the GOP here, right?
Supposed to be talking about the GOP.
Unfortunately, we got sidetracked by a bunch of fruity-ass bronies, furries, and tanka, tanka-toy, tanky, whatever the hell it is.
Jesus Christ.
And no, I'm not racist against Germans, all right?
I have a whole bunch of friends in Germany.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, you'd be surprised.
I've got more people ordering out of Germany and England than anywhere else.
So don't sit over here and call me a racist, all right?
La Schlagaschliegen Schlog and Volkswagen, all right?
I'm not racist.
I just don't, I don't, I mean, look, I don't mind Krauts.
I just don't want a crippled Kraut.
I mean, look, the crippled Kraut in question, I tried to say that about eight times.
The crippled Krauton question claims to be a neo-Nazi.
But under his neo-Nazi theory, his crippled ass would be in an oven.
So, you know, he's just a complete contradiction.
And so that's why I'm saying, I don't like contradictions.
So if NCF, you want to do business with me, kick the crippled crowd out of the, kick him out.
Kick him out.
All right, kick them out.
Anyway, where was I?
That's right.
We're talking about the GOP here.
All right?
We're talking about the GOP, and I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
Area code 858, what's up?
Somebody just got another Helen Keller deaf mute.
513, what's up?
Yo, Ghost.
How's it going?
Yeah, that's the only true capitalist in this GOP debate, the one that's already out.
You know what I'm saying?
You're damn right, Herman Sugarcane, baby.
My man!
My man, Herman Sugarcane.
And you know, 513, I'm really glad that you brought that up because these bureaucrats going after Romney only underscores what I've always said about what happened to Herman Sugarcane.
And what happened to this man was the fact that he was somebody from the private sector, never been in the bureaucratic system, never been in the bureaucracy, and he was approaching the public with ideas that was going to shake up the system, that was going to shake up the bureaucracy.
And what did they do?
All right?
The GOP backstab him, and you can see what they're doing to Romney, why they backstab him.
These are all a bunch of systematic goofs, a bunch of bureaucrats trying to save their necks and continue to sustain their bureaucratic reigns of power.
And then you had the leftist media completely assassinate the character of Herman Sugarcane.
And that makes me sick.
And that's why I'm saying, I can't believe that these people that are from the GOP are actually calling themselves people from the right when they're trying to tarnish and tar and feather Mitt Romney for being a capitalist.
Jesus Christ, can you believe that, 513?
You know, he's the only one that's got a set of balls isn't there anymore.
The rest of these old standard chance that he's going to bend over and take it, just like McCain did last election.
They don't got any balls or courage to say what's on their mind.
You're goddamn right.
And let me tell you something right now.
If you go back to the 2008 elections, I was broadcasting during that time.
shunned the Republican Party, and let me tell you something, once the conservative movement basically backs at me, the goddamn Sarah Palin fiasco, and the whole, oh, it's a lot of shit's out, a kid out of wedlock.
Oh, don't worry.
Capitalism vs Socialism Debate00:02:42
It's God's special creature.
Jesus Christ, that's when I turned my back on the conservative movement.
That's why I'm a capitalist, all right?
Give me capitalists and give me death.
All right?
That's all it comes down to.
Capitalism, baby.
All right?
I don't care about politics.
I'm speaking my mind about things that I object to because I still have the freedom of speech to do so.
That's why I continue to do it.
But either way, I'm a capitalist.
I'll be able to maneuver my finances, maneuver my economic situation to where I can still capitalize under any system, baby.
All right?
I'm not joking.
Doesn't matter what you, you want to throw socialism at me?
I can still capitalize around socialism.
You want to throw communism at me?
I could still capitalize around communism.
Unfortunately, I'm going to have to go underground and be a part of the underworld.
But hey, I'm a capitalist till the day I die, baby.
All right, and that's all there is to it.
I'm not going to sit over here and make this idea that we should somehow house and clothe and feed every human being that's born into this world because it's God's special creature.
Are you kidding me?
Capitalism provides individuals that understand that, hey, life as humans should know it should be the same as every life on this planet.
And if you observe every life on this planet, every life on this planet has to kill and eat another living organism to survive and sustain itself.
And capitalism provides that same level of separation of natural selection that nature has provided to life itself.
Because remember, there is nobody above human that eats human.
There is nobody above human that basically evens out the food pyramid or the food chain.
So capitalism provides that.
It provides that because it allows individuals to carve their own destiny and it allows people that have no business being fed, have no business being clothed and housed because they have no ambition to work, have no ambition to sit here and contribute to civilization.
Well, they should suffer what their demise is, is nothingness.
Because that's what you should get if you don't participate in the capitalist system.
You get nothingness.
But you see, these bureaucrats that are in power today are feeding the American people, which have been dumbed down by the same system that's funded by the government, by the way.
Systemic Nothingness Arguments00:15:07
They're starting to make these people believe that, hey, you need to come to us for a check.
All right?
You need to come to us for welfare cards.
You need to come to us for free health care because we are your big brother.
We are the ones that are going to make you our subjects.
Even though we are completely incompetent and are failures in the private sector, but because we can give you the big smile and because we can be elected for now, I mean, for now, you can still elect them.
At some point, the system itself is going to select them.
All right?
I mean, if you dumb these idiots down enough out here in America, the system is going to select its power as opposed to the people electing the power.
I mean, I'd rather have private enterprise have more of an influence over my life than this damn despicable government that's in power today.
I would much prefer to have RoboCop.
You understand?
I mean, have you ever seen RoboCop?
I mean, RoboCop's supposed to be the big, bad horror movie that, you know, if the corporations took control, if the corporations took control, they would put robots in the street to replace the police officers in the street.
Who cares?
Who cares for Christ's sake?
At least you could sue a goddamn corporation.
You can't sue the government.
You can't sue the government, you assholes.
I mean, look at these people in North Carolina.
Have you heard about this?
People in North Carolina who were sterilized back in the turn of the 20th century that are still alive, that were completely sterilized, all right?
Because North Carolina had a state sterilization program, all right?
They sterilized, you know, people that were ethnic minorities, people that were deemed impoverished.
These people are barely getting a suggested settlement amount.
The government hasn't even given them the money.
I mean, this is like 70, 80 years after this sterilization program, all right?
And the little panel that suggested the settlement that the government should give each and every one of these sterilization victims is $50,000.
All right?
I mean, that's what you're going to get with the government.
$50,000.
70 years later, for Christ's sake, $50,000 is all you get.
And you're not even going to get an apology.
So let me tell you something right now.
I'd rather have private enterprise be in control of us because at least if private enterprise screws up, we can go and get a settlement and be settled out of court within one year instead of waiting about two or three lifetimes to have your great-great-grandchildren get a check that's meaningless.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I'm going off keester because these people are throwing me off topic here because these idiots that are out here in America would much prefer to have big brother government give them everything.
They'd much prefer to have big brother government to give them everything.
Anyway, we're talking about the GOP here.
And the reason that I'm having such a boisterous rant about capitalism is because these damn GOP candidates, Gingrich, Kuntzman, freaking Rick Perry, all these other guys out here are bashing Mitt Romney because he has to be a capitalist, for Christ's sake.
And I'm not going to let anybody bash anybody for being a capitalist.
Ever.
Ever.
6466524869.
What do you think about the GOP?
Let's take some goddamn Skype callers.
We got Senor Carlito.
What's up?
Anyway, you heard it right there.
I Ben Ezo.
Shut up.
All right.
Shut your mouth.
All right.
I'm going to take one more Scott caller, and that's it.
Bros Keed, what's up?
Hey, Ghost.
How are you doing today?
How's it going, man?
I'm just calling in because, well, Sonny Store, I got caught up in a bad situation consisting of one of your hoodies that I purchased off your cafe press store.
And it's one of the ghost politics start zip hoodies that I wear in the colder climates of the season.
I think I accidentally ended up bleaching out.
Not completely, just some of the code.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nobody's bought one, jerk dick.
All right.
So shove it up your ass.
I know you're lying.
All right?
Stupid idiot.
Stupid one.
And the people that have ordered it, they haven't even gotten it yet.
They just ordered it this month.
Jerk ass.
Like I'm stupid or something.
Like I'm dumb.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, and shove it up your ass, all you people that are saying I'm sad because nobody bought a damn.
Look, I don't expect people to buy the hoodie.
I don't expect people to buy anything.
You understand?
I mean, that's what capitalism is about.
You buy it, you buy it.
You don't, you don't, baby.
That's all it comes down to.
As a matter of fact, I want to give a shout out to the people that have bought some things.
And as a matter of fact, they're a part of the true capitalist ring of honor.
Let me tell you something.
This is definitely a perk to everybody who has purchased something from the true capitalist store.
All right.
Let me go ahead and it's 24 people that have purchased stuff so far.
I know there's more than that.
I know that people haven't gotten their products, that sort of thing.
But don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
You have until the 11th, which is tomorrow.
Tomorrow, I love you.
Tomorrow, you're only a day away.
Anyway, we've got Skull314, Chad A. King, we got Spongies for Ghosts, Neese Lappington, Serge SoCal, Celtic Brony, Bathtub Underscore Guy, Jeff Sherbert.
Sorry to mispronounce your name there, fruity ass.
All right.
I mean, I'm sorry.
I mispronounced it yesterday by saying Schubert.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Torzier, what's up?
Sergeant Yoda in the place.
Follow from Ghost in the house.
Metroid Junkie in the place.
MAL underscore 1CE in the house.
Smojin087 in the place.
What's going on to Ward 24?
Game on 95.
Gasgara in the house.
What's going on, Gasgara?
We got suspicious Tumbleweed.
What's going on, Suspicious Tumbleweed?
Cosmo CB, Desert Rose Radio, Dobot Ricks, Death to Entitlements, Senator Poop Tickler, and IG Films V2.
And of course, folks, you have until tomorrow to purchase anything.
As a matter of fact, lock down that chat room, engineer.
Lock down that chat room.
You have exactly one day to purchase anything from the True Capitalist Radio Shop.
Just one freaking thing.
And if you purchase it before tomorrow, and then once it comes in, you post it on YouTube, or at least give me a decent-looking picture of the son of a bitch and the whole nine yards.
I will follow you on Twitter for life.
All right?
Ghostpolitics.com is the damn web address, baby.
All right?
You purchase anything from there.
Anything.
I will follow you for life.
And you already heard who's a part of the true capitalist ring of honor.
And that's who they are.
Everybody who I'm following.
Anyway, lift the chat room, martial law, engineer.
Lift that chat room, martial law.
All right, folks.
Now, I'm going to try to take a couple more callers here because today is the damn New Hampshire primary, and I want to hear what you have to say about it.
I'm very curious if there's anybody with any kind of substance that are going to back up any of these damn candidates that are bashing Mitt Romney because he's a capitalist.
Area code 262, what's up?
They're penised.
You know what, 262?
That sounds great and all.
Callbacker and Radio Graffiti.
Maybe Axora Hawks will be here.
And it'll be Battle of the Penis.
Battle of the Penist.
Anyway, we're talking about the GOP here.
614, what do you think about the GOP?
Ghost.
I'm down here on 60.
I'm waiting for you, baby von.
Shut up.
All right, you fruit ball.
Take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with all that fruit ball talk.
All right, Jesus Christ.
Who else is?
217, what do you think about the GOP?
Got you.
Shut up.
All right, just sit there and shut your stupid hole.
423, what's up?
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, um, I'm having a little bit of a problem with the uh let's see, what's this?
Now, shut up.
You don't even know what you're talking about.
I'm having a little bit of a problem with uh uh uh shut up You're having a little problem with your mom because you're it's smelling up the whole house like bad period.
You know it and I know it, so shut your stinking hole.
956, what's up?
My little ghosty.
I used to wonder what fruit balls could be.
My little ghosty.
Now shut up, you freaking brony.
All right, let me tell you something right now, man.
I'm not joking.
All right, I mean, after the footage I saw about bronies and furries and all this stuff, man, I'm getting a little sick to my stomach that some of these people could be listeners to my broadcast.
I'm serious, all right?
I'm not joking.
I mean, I'm getting a little sick.
I'm not joking.
I mean, did y'all see the clip that I posted of a bunch of fat, jelly-ass, long-haired, pimple potmark, disgusting, you know, half a fruit bowl males sitting in some IHOP singing that winter wrap-up song for Christ's sake?
I mean, did y'all see that for Christ's sake?
And I'm supposed to, what, sit there and just say, oh, there's nothing wrong with that.
That's great.
No, I'm not.
All right?
I'm not.
There's something sick about that.
All right?
There's something wrong in the brain.
There's some synapse in the brain that's going out of whack for Christ's sake in there.
Anyway, that's enough.
This is Taco Tuesday.
All right.
I mean, I'm not letting you people, you know, sway this broadcast into something else.
We're supposed to be talking about the GOP.
All right, that's what we're supposed to be talking about.
Today's the primary in New Hampshire.
I want to hear from you.
Area code 504, what up?
So imagine that someone has dumped out five supple puzzles into a pile on the floor.
Shut up.
Shady Playa, what's up?
Another Helen Keller deaf mute, for heaven's sake.
801, what's up?
Hello.
I wanted to talk to you a minute ago about investment, but I was kind of a little ways back on the line, so I didn't get to call you on that.
Well, go ahead, man.
What'd you got to say?
All right, in terms of investments, I've, over the years, you know, I think probably six years, I've been woodworking for a long time, but a little bit before that, I decided to start to get a little bit more into the stock markets.
And I'd say, everything that I've been following you over the years, it's been some really good advice and everything.
You've really helped me take my hard-earned money that I got during capitalism and whatnot and invest that properly.
And for that, I thank you.
But the very best investment that I ever made was my little pony dolls and action figures.
Shout out to Sable King!
Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, come on.
I'm telling you, you know, MCF's offer is starting to look rather attractive.
I'm telling you, if they get rid of the crippled crowd, I'm down.
I'm not joking.
I'm not joking.
530, what's up?
Guys, that part made me take three more steps with the butt cock.
I'm about two more.
Here we go.
You see what I'm saying?
Do you see what I'm saying here?
Did you see what I'm saying?
We're supposed to be talking about the GOP.
And of course, we got a bunch of, you know, butt-loving bronies, a bunch of, you know, fruity ass furries.
You know, we got a bunch of Tonka toy tankies and a bunch of all all all these fruity ass burgers, freaking autistic mad children groups.
And look, you know, okay, yeah, it's cute, you know, for about a minute.
Now it's starting to get on my freaking nerves.
All right?
It's starting to get on my freaking nerves.
I'm not joking.
It's starting to get on my freaking nerves.
Freaking ass burgers, man.
Freaking ass burgers.
909, what's up?
What do you think about the GOP?
Hey, I'm a woke Chinese person.
Hello?
Hello, guys.
I'm a walkie.
I'm a woke Chinese person.
And I don't like your fucking show.
You know, you're a humbone.
You humbo piece of shit.
You humbo?
I don't understand what you're saying.
I don't, I don't, I'm a Chinese person.
I don't like your.
Hey, hey, 909.
All right, Lil, hold on.
Calm down, all right?
Calm your ass down, all right?
It's not Harrow.
It's hello.
You got it?
Not Harrow.
It's Hello.
All right, so go ahead and go ahead and talk.
Hey, fuck you, motherfucker.
You humboon.
I don't like your show.
You humbo and you don't know nothing about politics.
Man, shut up and stick some freaking chopsticks up your pooper, all right?
Get out of here and go whack off to a naked picture of fat-body Bao Seitong.
571, what do you think about the GLD, for Christ's sake?
That's the RG now.
That took you away.
With me on that phone?
Yeah, 30 seconds.
You're done.
He's not going to pick up anyone.
He is, if I call him again.
Caller Insults and Host Reactions00:15:55
Did everybody hear this?
Did everybody hear that right there?
I mean, there was a bunch of dudes back there laughing like a bunch of butt-loving putt pirates over here.
Oh, oh, my God, he hung up.
Oh, I'm just going to go ahead and you have to call him again.
Jesus Christ, this is horrible.
This is horrible.
I mean, I had a good day on the market.
There's supposed to be a good Taco Tuesday edition of this show.
But look at all these people fruiting up, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
302, what's up?
Oh, wait a minute.
That's that, you know, I work all day because I'm no fun jerk dick.
731, what's up?
I mean, what am I supposed to do here?
You know what I mean?
I mean, none of you idiots.
I mean, I'm going to start hanging people.
Start hanging everybody up, engineer, right?
Hang everybody up.
Start hanging all these jerk-offs up.
Hang them up because they're not saying a goddamn thing.
Everybody who's got their hands up, hang them up.
Yes, sir.
Hang them all up for Christ's sake.
I'm sick and tired of hearing these people.
I'm calling them, and they're being a bunch of hell and killer deaf mutes.
Go ahead and just hang on.
Hang them all up.
Hang everybody up.
Stupid scumbags.
I'm not joking.
We're hanging everybody up right now.
And, you know, we're going to try to see if we can get a whole new crop of callers here because this is just getting stupid.
This is just getting stupid, ridiculous.
A bunch of hell and killer deaf mutes out here.
And let me tell you something.
The show deserves better than that.
The tens of thousands of capitalists that listen to me throughout the world deserve better than that.
And that's all there is to it, for Christ's sake.
So, you know, we're just going to start hanging everybody up.
That's all there is to it.
I don't care if you're pissed.
I don't care.
Man, no care, you stupid matter back guy.
I don't care.
Stupid idiots.
Anyway, supposedly we got a new crop of callers here.
369, you're on the horn.
Another penis, for Christ's sake.
How about 707?
This is stupid.
You know what?
I should just, you know, throw on some goddamn, you know, ridiculous, boring nonsense to bore the balls off of you people.
You know what I mean?
You know, you know what?
I got something for you.
You know what?
I'm getting out of here.
That's what I should be doing.
I'm going to get out of here and I'm going to play nothing but capitalist music from now on, all right?
Capitalist music from now on, engineer.
You got it?
Well, throw it on.
Because I'm not going to sit here.
Because, you know, I got to get some more beer first.
And secondly, we got to get ready for radio graffiti.
So go ahead and throw on a song, engineer.
Black single mom, with the best of children, waiting in line for a welfare check.
Hey, I've got a plan.
Job like a real man.
I've only got four daughters that live in the hood.
An umbrella fucking gangsta skin round easily.
I've stole every black in the city.
Join the true Catholic army.
Same as food rules like this.
He's the melting pot of friendship, don't you know?
If you're a serious dude and you want capital soul, then buy some stock and drink blue label.
It's a slack.
And goofy bone box is nice.
It's cool after day.
I hope we get some good cool.
Cause most of the coolers are for me, bamboo.
Now, ain't that a bitch?
I wanted to discuss with you the Green Grid.
Join the true Catholic army.
The same as who freaks my death.
But the engineer is clearly ain't fine.
If you want five seconds, just be cute.
The radio will be what you should do this fun.
And Goofy Pone Fox is mom.
Hip-hop tart standing on the corner.
Who will remark anyone at all?
Hey, I've got a plan.
Go and get a job just like a real man.
I mean, this is America.
This is America.
This is a goddammit!
God!
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
True Capitalist Radio.
All right, Joe.
And I see you guys in the chat room calling for the engineer to take over the show.
It ain't going to happen.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, tough pity.
How about that?
Tough pity.
As a matter of fact, lock down that chat room, engineer.
Lock down that chat room so these scumbags can't get their expressions expressed over the chat room, huh?
That's right.
Anyway, folks, we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with you.
Or tuning in with me.
Excuse me.
I've got I'm trying to do eight different things for Christ's sake.
Anyway, where am I at, Engineer?
Anyway, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And for all you fat asses that are too lazy to open up a freaking window, there's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
You got a Google Plus button, a Facebook like button, a retweet this button, a share this button.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, before I get into anything else, I'd like to ask the engineer to lift the chat room martial law.
And I want to ask the engineer, are there any Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
Well, let me tell you something.
Put chat room martial law again because I want to go and let everybody know the official True Capitalist Radio Twitter account.
And here it is right here.
Ghost politics.
All right.
All one word, no underscores.
It's right there.
If you want to shout out right here, right now, live on True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all you've got to do is retweet the first tweet on that Twitter account.
All right?
All one word, no underscores, baby.
Ghost politics.
All right.
Let's go ahead and lift chat room martial law.
And let's go and see if we have any damn chat room shout outs here, Engineer.
All right?
All right, who we got here?
We got Mortoes Hope, please.
I don't know what the hell that means.
Sorcerer Super.
We got Dark Razors in the place.
No Zartson in the house.
Turd Burglar One in the place.
Care underscore Bro. Sergeant underscore Yoda in the place.
We've got Husky Guy.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
Here we go with the Sandusky, the Husky.
You know, I mean, y'all want to be real trolls.
Y'all should be, you know, tweeting at Santorum because he's a supporter of Sandusky.
Oh, yeah, he's a supporter of Sandusky at Penn State.
Remember, he's out of Pennsylvania.
Remember that?
Anyway, this is between you and me.
It's my opinion, of course.
Anyway, we've got Spongies for Ghost.
We got the manliest lesbian, the foot job kid.
Here we go with these freak show foot fetish freaks.
You know, I just, I've never understood a foot fetish.
You people are sick out there.
It's a stinky, smelly, calloused foot.
How in the hell can you get some kind of an erection or some kind of sexual gratification based upon a stinky, smelly, calloused, corn bunion-ridden foot?
I just don't get it.
I have no freaking idea.
Anyway, who else do we got?
We got Democratic gimp, socialist gimp, capitalist gimp, communist gimp, Republican.
What the hell's up with these gimps, man?
Jesus Christ with these gimps.
I mean, is that the Kraut cripple that's doing this?
Jesus Christ.
Where are we at?
We got Gascara in the place.
We got Ryan Parsons 77 in the house.
Tenacious Carrot in the place.
Matt Tino 199.
Who else we got going on?
We got Ande Hambone in the house.
Gasgara the tree in the place.
We've got the whore master in the house.
Long time no see the whore master.
Who the hell else do we got going on over here, engineer?
Victim Victoria!
We got Loweller Guy, Death to Entitlements in the House.
We got Park Logic underscore Chris in the place.
We got Casey's kids.
Casey's kids, for Christ's sake.
Is it Casey anything of you sick set up?
Jesus Christ.
Casey's kids, for Christ's sake.
Jesus, you people are sick, man.
Sick.
Jesus Christ, you're sick.
I can't believe this crap, man.
I mean, soulless people we have on these internets.
Completely and utterly unadulterated, soulless.
Give me the mic.
Give me the free.
Crap here.
Give me the mic.
Just for that, that's it for the damn Twitter shout-outs.
I'm not going to sit over here and promote a bunch of jerk dicks that are going to make sick-ass names like that.
Screw you, bastards, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, where the hell am I at, engineer?
I lost my plate.
Yeah, we were talking about the GOP up in here, but let's go ahead and move on to another subject matter since none of you jerk dicks care.
We talked yesterday about how Obama's chief of staff, William Daly, stepped down only after being a year in office.
Previous to that was Rob Emmanuel, who was only in there a year, but if you take a look at Rob Emmanuel's past, he never fulfills any of his job obligations to, you know, fluidity, to flourishing.
He doesn't do it.
You know, he's a completely incompetent jerk, but the only reason that he's successful is because he's a bureaucrat.
But anyway, Obama has named a new chief of staff.
That's right.
He named a new chief of staff named Jack Lou.
Jack Lou, for Christ's sake, is the name of the man that is going to take over the chief of staff job here.
And I mean, I really don't know what to say about this.
Matter of fact, I mean, according to reports, Barack Obama was in complete and utter shock when William Daly actually put in for his resignation as the White House chief of staff.
I mean, he couldn't believe it, for Christ's sake.
Could not freaking believe it.
Unreal.
But hey, I mean, you know, I have to give it to William Daly.
William Daly had a little bit of a conscience, and he probably saw what was going on, the unadulterated bureaucratic crap that was going on within the administration.
And he didn't want to have nothing to do with it.
Had not one thing to do with it.
Nothing.
So anyway, Lou, apparently, he's already within the bureaucratic system of government.
He's been in the administration as some kind of an economic advisor of sorts.
He's got a better relationship with the House Democrats and the Senate Democrats, Harry Reid, Chuck Schumer, you know, those idiots.
Unlike Daly, for some reason, Bill Daly just couldn't get along with Harry Scary Reed and Chuck Kick the American People in the Ball Schumer and all these other bureaucrats.
Hmm, I wonder why.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, Ram Emmanuel came out today and actually tried to defend William Daly's resignation because, of course, the press is swirling around the idea that William Daly left the Obama administration because he couldn't stand the stench of what was going on there.
And of course, Ram Emmanuel had to come in here and play politics and say, oh, well, William Daly did a great job.
It's one of the roughest jobs out there.
I mean, hell, I should know.
Me, Ram Emmanuel, left out of a year also.
Stupid.
Anyway, I want to hear from you, 6466524869.
I mean, you know, a lot of White House chief of staffs, you know, in this administration.
Moreover, a lot of people have pretty much gone from this administration.
People that came in are no longer there.
I mean, you know, even was it Kumar from Harold and Kumar, for Christ's sake, was some kind of special liaison for the White House.
And even that stupid Indian Hindu pothead couldn't stand the stench of what was going on in that administration for Christ's sake.
So he got the hell out of there and he made a Harold and Kumar Christmas for Christ's sake.
I mean, you know, press secretaries, economic advisors.
I mean, I can go on and on the gambit that has been run in this administration for Christ's sake.
Yeah, Kumar, Cal Penn, idiots.
That guy was actually a special liaison for the administration.
And unfortunately, you know, he couldn't stand the stench of probably what was going on out there in the administration.
So he decided to jump ship and, you know, make stoner movies again.
Political Administration Critiques00:02:23
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
6466524869 is the number to call.
What do you think about this, huh?
All these chiefs of staff, all these people that are coming in and out of the Obama administration, there's definitely, I definitely smell a rat, to say the least.
Anyway, let's take some calls here.
We got Eric Code 201.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
She put a hand over his mouth to tell him not to speak.
What?
Stupid moron.
You don't even know what the hell you're saying.
731, what's up?
You know, here we go with Helen Kelly.
760, what's up?
Super Mario RPG Legends with 7 stars is the best video game ever.
And your voice is probably one of the fruitiest voices ever, for Christ's sake.
Were you raised by your mammy?
Nope.
Oh, yeah, who were you raised by?
Taking a little long there, huh?
Taking a little long to answer.
Who are you raised by there, boy?
Oh, you don't want to say anything there, 760?
What's going on, huh?
Sorry, I just had to get this.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Sit there and shut up, all right?
Sit there and shut your stupid hole for Christ's sake.
We all know that you're fruiting up and you were raised by some dirty dishrag or single mother that doesn't happen to be in that household at the present time, who is probably residing at one of these damn happy hours at Applebee's looking for the horizontal mambo from Alabama Black Snake.
You know it, and I know it.
Of course, I got him.
Are you kidding me?
You can hear the fruitiness in that voice.
And you can hear the fruitness with most of these people's voices out here.
You can hear their mother.
You can hear their sticking, dirty, bad, period, douchebag mother in their voices, for Christ's sake.
You can hear it.
You can hear it for Christ's sake, because why?
I mean, a woman can't raise a man.
I mean, what is a woman going to do with her son besides taking around the girls?
Oh, I'm going to take my little son around the girls.
And we're going to go out shopping with the girls.
That's why they're talking all fruity, for Christ's sake.
Gender Role Controversies Explained00:05:06
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's I'm sorry.
We're supposed to be talking about Jack Lou, who's the new White House chief of staff, who's taking over for William Daly.
And, of course, the Obama administration is shuffling, you know, jive, shuckling, and jiving, not knowing what the hell to do for Christ's sake because they're in the midst of a campaign.
And William Daly jumping ship as White House chief of staff doesn't, you know, it doesn't look very well for old Barack Hussein Obama.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
646-652-4869.
We got Area Coach 703 on the horn.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Are you right, sir?
Are you okay?
Christ.
Are y'all having some kind of final screen therapy?
Jesus Christ.
Jesus, all right, we get it.
12 inches is too much.
I got it.
All right.
276, what do you got to say about this stuff?
Actually, I'm calling in about a topic from last week.
Go ahead, what's up?
Male rape.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
Actually, it was yesterday, but go ahead.
Yeah, male rape.
Go ahead.
What, what, like, if a male gets a stiffy while he's being raped, would that still be considered rape?
Because he's obviously enjoying it.
Are you asking this for legal personal purposes, sir, or something?
Or why exactly would you ask a question like this?
I was actually the sitting in class.
We had exams last week, so I didn't have anything to do.
So you're okay, okay, all right.
So you're asking a legitimate question here.
If because we talked about this, I believe it was a couple of days ago, about how the FBI is redefining rape to include male rape.
We talked about this.
This was a subject matter a couple of days ago.
Your question is: if somebody is getting male anal raped and they get some kind of a stiffy, in your words, a stiffy, they get a stiffy in the process?
Well, yeah.
That ends if a female is raping him.
Because if he doesn't like it, he's not going to get a stiffy.
Well, I mean, well, I mean, what if the why am I even having this?
Get this idiot off, for Christ's sake.
Why am I even having this conversation?
Jesus Christ, we're supposed to be talking about William Daley, you know, him leaving the chief of staff of Barack Hussain Obama, all right?
224, what's up?
You're another Helen Keller deaf mute for Christ's sake.
How about 217?
So whoever made that video, you're on my shit list.
All right, you're fruiting me up, and I don't appreciate it.
All right?
All right.
I mean, you're fruiting up this broadcast.
502, what's up?
Oh, God.
Fuck.
What is this?
Is there a problem over there?
Dad, can we go get some tattoos on him, too?
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.
423, what's up?
What's up?
What do you think about uh Barack Obama?
Well, I can I go back to the GOP.
All right, go ahead.
All right, well, Mitt Romney, I'm thinking he's too much of a, you know, religious extremist kind of guy, in my opinion.
I mean, this is.
Really?
I mean, he's for he's for civil unions.
You know, he's for uh, you know, I wouldn't say gay marriage, but he's definitely for civil unions, a lot more for than Rick Santorum's for.
Yeah, well, I mean, Rick Santorum to me is just a complete idiot.
But, uh, let's see, who else?
Newt Gingrich, I mean, he's just a lion sack of shit, you know.
I mean, there's no way in hell anybody would vote for him.
You'd be surprised.
Yeah, and then Obama, you know, he hadn't done shit, so I don't I don't know why in the hell anybody would vote for him.
Now, the gold standard, in your opinion, I mean, you would capitalize on it.
Well, of course, I mean, I'd be capitalizing on the gold standard because I own shit.
All right?
I own shit.
I don't have all my money in currency like most people do in their savings account.
All right, so if we went to a gold standard, you know, it'd be no thing for me.
You know, it'd be, you know, pretty messed up to all those folks that are, you know, gonna hold all those currency notes that ain't gonna be worth diddly.
Those are the folks that are gonna hurt the worst.
530, what's up?
Ghost, I took my final two steps towards a butt crack.
Hope it's losing black.
Gangster Rap Culture Discussions00:04:25
You know, shut up.
Hope you get cancer of the prick.
509, what's up?
219, what's going on?
Hey, Ghost, you never guess where I'm at right now.
Where are you at?
I'm in my bathroom right now, thinking of your fucking grandma playing for my Peter Popper.
You're not in your bathroom.
I can hear a damn TV in the background there, you fat ass.
All right, pick a medium.
Pick a medium.
Hey, hey, shut up, you fat kid.
Pick a medium, all right?
You're either gonna be on the internet and listen to the show, or you're gonna watch TV.
All right, pick a freaking medium, fat ass.
954, what's up?
What do you think about Obama?
Pardon me, do you have any grape upon?
Uh no, but you could probably look in the cheese in your uncut prick and probably find some there.
978, what's up?
Hey, what's going on?
What's going on?
Nothing.
I wanted to talk about bronies.
I saw this article the other day.
It was actually, I read it.
It was about Hello Kitty.
You know the phenomenon like these adults, these adult females, they like Hello Kitty.
I know it's stupid.
That is weird.
And like they were talking about how it's weird that these women like Hello Kitty and they're trying to like, you know, live in the past.
And then you got these bronies, which is like that times a thousand.
You know what I'm saying?
You know, I'm starting to agree here, man.
This is really getting sick out here.
I've seen some recordings of some disgusting activity these bronies are participating in.
And there's definitely something wrong in the noggin, to say the least.
I mean, there's definitely a few screws loose.
Yeah.
Well, I and I wanted to also say Ron Paul, I support him mostly because of his anti-SOAPA, you know, how he said he would, you know, decline it.
And, you know, I'm looking to make money off the internet.
And if anything's regulated, then I'm obviously going to be in a disadvantage.
So.
That's a good point, man.
And, you know, and I want to thank you for calling.
I definitely agree with you about the whole brony situation.
It's getting a little hairy, to say the least.
And I don't mean, you know, pony's tail.
You know, this is really getting sick.
I've posted some videos out there on my Twitter account for Christ's sake showing these bronies in a freaking IHOP holding hands, singing winner wrap-up for Christ's sake.
And there's something wrong with this.
I mean, there is something genuinely wrong with what's going on here.
But you know what?
We shouldn't really be shocked by it.
I mean, we got Lady Gaga as, you know, the hot recording artist out here.
All right.
I mean, look at the rappers that are coming out today.
They're all taking the ass.
I mean, you know, it's not a coincidence.
You know, we've got all this open homosexuality at some point in time.
Gangster rappers, and it's coming here soon.
Gangster rappers are going to start wearing dresses.
All right.
Mark my words.
Mark my words.
We're going to start seeing rappers in dresses.
And I'm just waiting.
I'm waiting for that to happen.
It could be any minute.
But hey, I mean, this is just the way it is.
You know, I mean, you know, these people are becoming over-feminized, over-fruity.
And, you know, who does that really benefit?
Who does it benefit to be, oh, my little funny and base your energy and your mental capacity off these trivial ideas that mean nothing.
Who benefits from that?
The government.
The government benefits from that because instead of focusing on the goddamn government activities and the corruption and the disgrace that's happening in Washington, D.C., that's happening in your state legislature, that's happening in your municipality, instead of focusing in on that, you idiots are more worried about winking ramp, winking, ramp, and this is why our country is going to be flushed down the proverbial toilet.
Because look at the majority of America, folks.
This is it.
This is it, man.
Alaska Life Responsibility Calls00:11:10
People that can't grow up and face responsibility for Christ's sake.
People that can't grow up and realize that this was a government made for the people and by the people.
But if the people fall asleep at the wheel, then we are witnessing the very consequence of those actions.
It's sick.
It really is sick.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We're supposed to be talking about Obama, but I'm going to move on to another subject matter because you idiots don't care.
All right, you idiots are going to vote him in for another four years, for Christ's sake.
You idiots don't care.
Anyway, let's talk about some Americans out here.
Let's talk about some of our American brethren out there in Alaska.
That's right.
They're suffering through one of the worst winters ever.
Ever.
And I know I've got some Alaska listeners out here, and let me tell you something.
My thoughts and prayers are going out for you because they are having fuel shortages, shovel shortages, for Christ's sake.
I mean, there's all kinds of shortages relating to these goddamn winter storms out here.
All right?
I mean, I can't believe it.
I mean, there's some towns out there that are completely snowed in out there in Alaska.
I mean, you know, by one count, there are more than 10 feet of snow in one town that has 2,000.
All right?
You couple that with high winds.
I mean, it's just getting really, really ridiculous out there in Alaska.
And let me tell you something.
The reason that I'm bringing this to everybody's attention, because nobody cares about what's happening in Alaska.
And after Sarah Palin, who can blame them?
But they're still Americans, and they're suffering out there.
And I cannot believe that, you know, the mainstream media isn't focusing in on this.
I mean, I'm hearing the mainstream media talk about the Kardashians more than they're talking about fellow Americans that are out there suffering.
All right?
Hey, screw you people that are laughing at the Alaskan winter for Christ's sake, man.
These people could freeze to death out there.
Towns of people could freeze to death out there.
You people are laughing.
Stupid assholes, man.
This is one of the worst winners in Alaskan history, for Christ's sake.
The worst winners in Alaskan history, and you people are laughing about it, all right?
You people are laughing.
And no, I don't think that they would want a baked Alaska right now, you jerks.
Look at these idiots.
Look at them.
Look at them.
They're laughing at their fellow Americans being frozen to death out there in Alaska.
They're laughing.
Look at them.
Jesus Christ.
That's sick, man.
That's sick.
They're laughing at their fellow Americans who's freezing at death out there.
Jesus Christ, man.
Hey, asshole.
Give me the assholes.
Hey, there's more than just a bunch of fat Eskimos up there in Alaska.
They're dirt decks.
There are Americans up there, right?
There's Americans up there, for Christ's sake.
And for you people to be sitting over here laughing at that crap, laughing at Americans freezing to death in Alaska.
You people are a disgrace to America.
You understand that?
All of you.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, look at these people in the chat.
We're like, well, why can't they build Eagles, Ghost?
Why can't they build Eagles?
I don't know, okay?
I don't know that.
I don't know.
Anyway, 646-652-4869.
What do you think about this Alaskan winner?
What do you think about it?
Erico 302, what's up?
I find it really bad, Ghost.
But I actually want to talk about the earlier copy you were talking about about the GOP.
All right, go ahead.
I personally found a candidate that should be definitely president.
You may not know her, and yes, it's a girl.
Shut up.
All right.
Just sit there and shut your mouth right off the bat because you're going to talk about some talking horse being president.
Shut up.
276.
What do you think about Alaska?
If you put two dicks together, they look like swords.
Well, what are you playing?
Tummy sticks with Daddy over there?
What the hell's your problem?
Why would you even say that?
Hey, Leah, look at it.
You don't even know what the hell to say because it's the truth.
It's the truth.
Anyway, Yoshi Mitsu, what's up?
Yeah, Ghost.
I just want to say the other.
Shut up.
I already know who you are, you stupid moron.
702, what's up?
I want to go back to the GOP topic.
All right, go ahead.
There's only one candidate that I support.
Ron Paul 2012.
Yeah, well, you know what?
He's not going to make it.
He's not going to make it, man.
I know you want him to make it, but look, you have to realize that people have to like the person that they're voting for.
And with all due respect, I mean, Ron Paul isn't a likable guy.
You know, he's the jerk off that literally yells at you when you're walking in the sidewalk to get off his lawn.
That's that asshole.
You know what I mean?
I'm serious.
This is the kind of guy that's going to, you know, take a freaking bean and cheese back because, you know, it should be put on a baked bun.
You know what I mean?
That's stupid.
703, you're on the horn.
I don't want to have him freeze.
Does he freeze?
Oh, my God.
How is that crying?
Oh, look, it's the crying girl.
That's okay.
It's going to be all right.
You're worried about the Alaskans?
You're worried about the Alaskans?
Yeah, everything will be okay.
Don't worry.
Oh.
Oh, everybody.
Aww.
Poor little girl.
478, what's up?
Just play with your pecker shaft.
361, what's up?
Playing with your pecker shaft, too, there, you stupid moron.
682, what's up?
Hey, yeah.
You know what I think?
I think Alaska isn't a state at all.
You know, we bought it from the Russians.
You know, we should at least stage that in World War II to set it up where whenever the Ruskies come over, we just blew it up.
No one who lives there's any importance anyway.
I mean, if Sarah Palin died, who care?
Well, come on now.
There's a bunch of Americans that are helping to supply crab meat on my plate for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, there's a lot of crab fishermen that are hooking up them dungeon-esque king crab, you know, blue crab.
You know what I mean?
I mean, they're somewhat important, all right?
But they have no valuable resources there.
All they have is now more snow.
Well, no, I understand that, but you know, there's a bunch of snow-loving people up there, and they like to go out there looking for crab meat.
You know what I mean?
I like crab meat.
You understand what I'm saying?
I mean, it's a succulent meat.
It's great for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
And, you know, you got to love them crab people out there, man, right?
You've got to give credit to the Alaskan crab people.
Okay, but hold on, hold on.
You can get a lot better crab over in the Yellow Sea or somewhere else other than Alaska.
Alaska doesn't even have great beer meat.
You know, caribou, I've never eaten that, and because it's not big supply.
It's not a valuable resource.
No, well, you know, I know what you're saying that, hey, we can go get some other crab at some other part of the country.
No, no, no, no.
You don't understand.
I like that king cold crab.
You understand?
I like that crab that's been in the damn Arctic Sea at the bottom of the ocean.
You know, yeah, that's what I like.
All right?
Anyway, that's enough.
This is an un-American piece of crap.
Get him off!
Look, there's a lot of crab people out there in Alaska, and I care about them.
All right?
Care about those crab folks.
920, what do you think about Alaska?
Well, I think honestly, it's a pretty bad thing, but you've got to also think about this.
The whole weather change, I think, all over America has been different.
I mean, I live in the northern part, like around, you know, Minnesota and that.
And we haven't even gotten a single inch of snow yet.
I mean, really?
In Minnesota?
Yeah, around there and everywhere.
There isn't even like, we got like snow on Christmas and New Year's, but other than that, I mean, I'm looking at grass right now.
There is nothing on the ground.
But, you know, it's funny you say that because up in the Texas panhandle and a little bit lower out down in the San Angelo region, we're getting some major weather storms that are snow related.
I mean, which is unprecedented also out here in Texas.
You know, snow and dummy.
Let me tell you something right now.
I mean, there's definitely something going on.
What's your opinion on what could be possibly going on there, 920?
Well, I mean, I really don't know.
I mean, I just, you know, I'm a kind of a snow guy.
You know what I mean?
I like the snowmobile.
I like to ice fish, and I like to do stuff like that.
And it's a real big bummer that, you know, I'm not seeing anything.
You know what I mean?
And it's really kind of pissing me off, actually.
I agree with you.
You know, and let me tell you, believe it or not, and you can look this up, there may be some kind of change that the earth is going through at this point in time.
You know that they have had to readjust all pilots' compasses because there is a new gravitational north, believe it or not, as it relates to compasses in airlines.
I kid you not, you can look this up if you don't believe me.
There is a new north, a technical new north as it relates to the gravitational pull that's kind of changing here.
And, you know, we may be having an earth shift.
We may be having a polar shift out here.
And, you know, it's rather exciting.
You know, it's rather exciting, to say the least, for Christ's sake.
And, you know, for lack of a better term, we could use a little bit of a cleansing, to say the least.
You know, a lot of useless assholes walking the face of the earth out here that need a wake-up call to realize that, hey, life isn't just about bronies and ponies and furries and feeding your fat ass and watching cartoons all day.
All right?
It's about contributing to the progress of humanity.
And how do you contribute to the progress of humanity?
Bashar al-Assad Regime Analysis00:09:58
By participating in capitalism, by getting a freaking job.
I mean, don't you understand that by getting a job and focusing on gaining your own interest, you're helping the collective by default.
You know what I mean?
By default.
That's the beauty about capitalism.
Even if you don't want to help anybody, by helping yourself, you're helping everybody else for Christ's sake.
That's the beauty of it.
God damn it.
Give me capitalism or give me death.
Good God.
Who else do we got going on over here?
361, you're on the horn.
Jesus Christ, another freaking Helen Teller deaf mute.
Can you idiots say something for Christ's sake?
47A, you're on a horn.
Joe, baby, what's up with your favorite capitalists in the world, baby?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
What's your excuse?
Hey, hey, speaking of which they're ghetto capitalists, did you see my boy, Mr. EBT?
He's turning his back on Obama, baby.
Now that this guy has got some money from that ghetto shingle that he shoved on his ass, all of a sudden he's making a little money and turning his back on Obama.
What about your boy, Mr. EBT?
What about that, ghetto capitalist?
Well, when it all comes down to the calm down ghost, you know, the ghetto capitalist revolution, we don't hate all political ideology.
You know, he's trying to eat better today like the rest of us and get more money on his DBC car when it's a little bit more.
Oh, wait a minute.
Hey, wait a minute.
You're starting to sound like a bureaucrat there, ghetto capitalist.
I'm telling you, once the brothers have a little bit of money, they ain't going to want that EBT cash.
Hey, look at your boy.
Look at your boy, Mr. EBT.
He's sitting over there saying that Obama's a puppet.
He's turning his back on your boy, Obama.
And stop choking that kid for Christ's sake.
Well, I mean, you know, he thinks Obama's a puppet.
You know, I thought Herman Kaye was an Uncle Tom nigga.
So, you know, I mean, you know, hey, hey, hey, watch, watch your mouth.
Hey, what are you talking about?
Ghost, Herman Kaye was an Uncle Tom nigga.
Ghost.
He was an Uncle Tap.
What are you talking about?
He was a valiant American.
He's the American dream for Christ.
This is a man who came from the racist South and was able to build himself in the capitalist system.
How can you sit here and berate a man like Herman Sugarcane?
Hey.
Hey, you shut your mouth when you're talking to me.
Hey, shut your mouth when you're talking to me, boy.
I can tell you to shut your mouth any time I want.
You understand that?
You want to know why?
Because I own you.
I own that kid.
I own that family of yours.
Because my tax dollars are going to raid that stupid son of a bitch.
Now go ahead and spit.
Oh, sorry.
I heard somebody laugh.
There's somebody else laughing at you.
I'm sorry I pushed the wrong one.
Go ahead, forced friggin' ghetto capitalists.
Well, you can go ahead and talk all the shit you want to, Ghost.
Look, I'm still making my money.
And not only am I making my money, I'm making your money.
And, you know, you keep thinking that, ghetto capitalist.
But let me tell you something.
There will be a day.
There will be a day where the capitalists are going to be in their legal, moral, and ethical right to be able to cash all that money in that you have collected out of your ass.
All right?
And if you think that that day's never going to come, you got another thing coming, son.
All right?
I mean, let me tell you something.
We're not just going to give away all this money to everybody for no freaking reason.
All right?
And the capitalists, once we take complete and total political control of this system, we are going to make sure that everybody that contributed absolutely nothing to the system are going to contribute something whether they like it or not.
And believe me, we've already got everybody on a list.
I mean, you idiots are voluntarily putting your information into a system saying, hey, I'm a loser.
I'm an idiot.
mass welfare, and housing voucher programs, and meh, meh.
But you know what there, ghetto capitalists?
You better be prepared to work, son, because I'm telling you right now, at some point in time, we are going to collect.
All right?
Because, you know, us capitalists, we work hard for our money.
We're out there making moves, baby.
We're hustling.
You know, we're out there making money, and the money we make, we're parlaying it to make even more money.
While your idiots are just sitting out there on your fat jelly asses, collecting money every damn month, thinking that it's just going to come in unlimitless.
I'm telling you right now, your day's coming.
And all you damn idiot recipient entitlement welfare housing voucher recipient jerk dicks, your days are coming.
All right?
I mean, us capitalists are not going to continue to sustain a system that's going to appease nothing but a bunch of losers in society.
All right?
Because let me tell you something right now.
All right?
Let me tell you something right now.
Us capitalists will be more than happy to take all of our capital, all of our investments, and take it out of the country and go somewhere else.
All right?
And when all us capitalists leave America, what is America going to be left with when there's no more taxpayers paying for the losers that are doing nothing but mooching off of society?
What's going to happen then?
That's what I thought.
I'm not joking.
And let me tell you something.
These bureaucrats in Washington keep pushing capitalist buttons.
We'll just leave.
We'll just get the hell out of here.
We'll take our capital and get out and see how this country is going to be able to continue to feed itself, clothe itself, house itself when there's no taxpayers to sustain the system.
Oh, that would be a great day, wouldn't it?
Oh, my God.
That would be a great day.
Anyway, let's move on to another subject matter for Christ's sake.
We're running out of time.
Anyway, did anybody hear about Bashar al-Assad's speech yesterday where he vows to crush the conspiracy with an iron fist because he's calling the uprising a conspiracy?
That's right.
He's calling it a conspiracy against his government by media sources, by media outlets that are spreading lies about his particular totalitarian system.
Well, let me tell you something there, Bashar al-Assad.
All right?
You are a disgusting, despicable tyrant that are killing not only innocent men, but you're killing innocent children, you son of a bitch.
All right?
And you had the audacity to sit over here and thumb your finger in the face of everybody who's in opposition to your totalitarianism.
It's not just your people, Bashar al-Assad.
It's not just your people.
You've got the Arab League that wants you to get the hell out of there.
You've got NATO, the United Nations.
You've got Zarkozi.
You've got so many people telling you to get the hell out of there, Bashar al-Assad.
And let me tell you something.
Your days are numbered.
That's right.
Your days are numbered there, Bashar al-Assad.
Because have you seen all the Syrian army defectors that are defecting in hopes of helping to protect the Syrian people?
I mean, almost close to 5,000 people have died since this past February because of this idiot, disgusting tyrant.
And that's why I'm saying, death.
Death to Bashar al-Assad.
And death to any tyrant who's going to sit over there and kill thousands of people to sustain their own bureaucratic power.
Death to Bashar al-Assad.
And that's all there is to it.
But yeah, this idiot Bashar al-Assad actually got on Syrian TV and made a speech.
Did y'all see a picture of Bashar al-Assad by any chance?
Oh, man, it looks like the stress is getting to him a little bit.
Have y'all seen him lately?
Oh, my God.
He looks a little gaunt.
You know, skinny for Christ's sake.
It looks like he's got the age.
And you want to know why he looks that way?
Because the pressure's getting to him.
He can't take the stress, the pressure, not just from the Western community of the international community, but from his own people.
All right?
I mean, the Arab League went in there, sent monitors to observe the situation, and those Arab League monitors saw the destruction that this scumbag was doing.
So once again, that's only a matter of time before Bashar al-Assad is dead on arrival.
And that'll be a great day in history, for Christ's sake, all right?
I mean, that's who we should have been after instead of going into Libya and helping the Libyan rebel faction to take over Muammar Gaddafi's reign only for the rebel faction to throw up al-Qaeda flags in the freaking Libyan capital.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
I want to hear from you.
All right.
What do you think about Bashar al-Assad?
Area code 404, what's up?
Bashar al-Assad?
I think Gaddafi was worse.
Do you think Gaddafi was worse than Bashar al-Assad?
Explain.
Because every day I buy and sell people like you.
Tim Tebow Prayer Speculation00:04:54
And that's lulzy, for Christ's sake.
You sound upset.
You should invest in that.
I'm not upset.
Are you kidding me?
That's supposed to be lulzy for Christ's sake.
I mean, let me tell you something right now.
I could buy your mother.
I mean, don't you understand that?
I mean, I could buy your mother right now.
You understand?
I could just drop some money on the table, and this brought will start dropping trials.
Don't sit over here and give me this crap that, oh, I buy and sell people like you every day.
Yeah, right.
You kidding me?
This ain't no menial labor that you're talking to here, boy.
This is a capitalist.
And you can't buy me off because I know I could buy you off, boy.
Area code 832, what's up?
Hello, ghost.
It's Asho.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
What?
What's your what?
What what what today, Ashole?
What today?
Meth.
I'm smoking crystal meth.
You're smoking crystal meth.
Yeah, shut up.
Get him out.
Get this stupid Mexican kid out of here.
He's smoking crystal meth.
Get this idiot out of here.
Stupid, dumb Mexican kid.
Can't even lie right.
You see what I'm saying, Ashole?
You better not be ever committing crime, ever.
Because them coppers are going to be playing good cop and bad cop with your little Mexican ass, and you're going to be selling yourself out because you're a horrible liar.
804, you're on the horn.
Eddie, I just wanted to call and tell everybody that if you vote for Tim Tebow in 2012, he'll cure all problems in the world.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Shut up, all right?
Just shut up.
Okay, look, I appreciate the fact that Tim Tebow is actually a good guy.
I mean, we need more good guys like that.
You know, guys that aren't out here womanizing, drinking like a bunch of dumb, you know, ridiculous partiers that are living like they're dying fast and dying young.
No, no, no, this guy's a good guy.
But my criticism of Tebow is he's a Jesus freak.
And I hate to say this, and I hate to keep reiterating this, but Tebow, God doesn't care who wins the freaking game.
He doesn't care.
All right?
And that goes for all you people that, you know, I'd like to thank God for giving me the ability for nigga.
You God doesn't care.
All right?
He doesn't care if you win the game.
He doesn't care if you're successful.
He doesn't care if you're a twinkle in your father's nutsack.
He does not care.
All right?
So let's just go ahead and keep reiterating that for a second.
And for all you people that are in the chat room saying, oh, Ghost, you don't believe in miracles?
You don't believe in God's and Jesus' miracles?
No, I don't.
Okay?
I don't believe in it.
All right.
And for you people that are going to sit over here and say, well, there's been documented evidence of anomalies and miracles that have happened down here.
Oh, yeah?
Tell me this.
How come everybody who loses an arm or loses a leg can't pray to God and have God miraculously grow themselves back a new limb?
How about that?
How come we've never heard of a miracle of a new limb growing from some amputee?
Does God hate amputees?
Huh?
Moreover, I mean, like that crippled kraut from NCF, for Christ's sake.
You know, he's got a bum arm.
You know, he's got a freaky-looking, shriveled-up, dead arm that he's got going on over there.
I mean, do you think that he hasn't prayed to God?
You don't think that that crippled kraut hasn't prayed to God for Christ's sake?
Of course he has.
He's like, hey, God, the slag of Schlagan slogan, can you make my unwork once again?
The slag of Schlagan sloggin.
Of course he has.
And has God answered his little kraut-crippled questions?
No.
No.
So, once again, you know, the crippled Kraut, you know, he's having a little bit of a problem, but, you know, he knows what I'm talking about.
You see what I'm saying?
He knows.
You know, he knows what I'm saying.
You know, he's out there taking, you know, some kind of nerve medication for his arm.
And is God helping him out?
No, God isn't helping him out.
Why do you think he's such a sour individual?
Why do you think he's out here thinking that he's some kind of master troll out here for Christ's sake, huh?
Hugo Chavez South America Support00:06:16
That's what I'm saying.
He already lost faith in God.
It's this idea that is pushed forth by religion that makes people believe that, oh, God is going to bless me if I get on my knees and say, oh, please, God, please.
But, nope, it ain't happening.
It doesn't happen from amputees, and it doesn't happen to that crippled crowd, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
So, once again, don't sit over here and give me that Tim Tebow crap.
All right, boy.
Anyway, 972, what's up?
Another Helen Keller deaf mute.
How about 763?
What's up?
Hey, not much.
As far as Bashar Assad, I don't know.
I definitely don't agree with the way he runs things.
Really?
No, really?
He's killed 5,000 people because the asshole doesn't want to leave power.
But no, you kind of disagree with him?
Jesus Christ.
Get him off.
Let's move on to another subject matter.
These people don't know what the hell they're talking about.
Let's talk a little bit about Mahmoud Ahmadimajad.
That's right, the president of Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadimajad, went down to Venezuela to kick back with that fat Mexican from Venezuela, Hugo Chavez.
And the reason that Mahmoud Ahmadimajad is there is because, hey, I need the help of the American people.
They're going to kill me.
And they're going to pick up my ass.
And I need the help.
And of course, Hugo Chavez, who's dying of cancer.
I mean, let's be honest.
I mean, he looks pretty bad, old Hugo, huh?
I mean, Hugo Chavez looks pretty goddamn bad.
Of course, Hugo Chavez is going to be like, oh, we'll back you up, Holmes.
And they had some little circle jerk.
And now, Ahmedimajad has just left.
He has just left Venezuela, and he's on his way to Nicaragua!
Nicaragua!
And he's hoping that the Nicaraguan people can help him out, too, just in case America implements some kind of military action in Iran.
So he's definitely revving up some kind of support out there in South America before America lays the smacketh down on his ass.
All right?
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is number to call here.
We're talking about Mahmoud Ahmadimajad, the president of Iran, visiting that fat Mexican Hugo Chavez in Venezuela.
Now he's on to Nicaragua.
And he's trying to rally support against a potential United States military action against Iran.
And of course, we already have confirmed, a confirmation that Venezuela's Hugo Chavez is down for Ahmadimajad in Iran.
So let's see what Nicaragua has to say.
646-652-4869, let's take some calls here.
What do you think about Iran and the potential military action that the United States and or Israel may potentially implement on Iran?
And moreover, I hope that you're positioned in your portfolio to potentially take advantage of a huge spike in oil that'll happen if anything happens between Iran and the United States.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
Let's take some more calls here.
Area code 573, what's up?
You're on the horn.
What the hell is that, for Christ's sake?
Don't be mixing engineer's voice with that disgusting crap.
He's an innocent young man.
He doesn't need to be subjected to that type of pornographic material.
Did you hear that, engineer?
Well, go ahead.
People are sitting over here trying to make some kind of pornographic material about you.
But let me tell you something right now.
I'm going to call my lawyer right after this broadcast and make sure that I get some punitive damages out of your ass!
Sick, man.
Jesus Christ, we're supposed to be talking about Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadimajad going to South America to get some damn support for a potential military action that could be implemented upon his country by the United States or Israel.
He's visiting that fat Mexican Hugo Chavez for Christ's sake, and I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-6524-869 is the number to call.
Let's take some calls here.
Rubber Tortilla, you're on the horn.
Hey, guys, it's Abanette Leader, the King of Mexico.
Hey, listen up, guys.
I know when you were hosting the show so after dude, you're just trying to get away from the fetch game.
You go your way.
I can't even understand what you're saying there, you dumb Arabian European piece of trash.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
347, you're on the horn.
How's it going, ghost?
How's it going, man?
Bye, Iran.
You know what?
You know what I think they're doing?
They're taunting the United States to start a war.
And you know what happens?
If the United States starts a war with Iran, then Russia is going to get involved in China.
But I really want to talk about the GOP primary for a second.
All right, go ahead.
Well, I do think Herman Kane is the only option right now.
But you know, with all these scandals and all these things that are going on with Romney right now, and it sucks.
You know, people are finding every dirty secret just to, you know, to bring somebody down.
And it really sucks because Herman King, he was really on top of his game.
And, you know, with all these scandals and the sexual harassments, it pretty much sucks because I was involved in that one day.
GOP Primary Herman Cain Focus00:03:14
There was this woman in my work, and, you know, pretty much I told her, you know, Salk Major!
Salk Mod Dick!
But she didn't like that really.
Shut up!
Just shut your mouth for Christ's sake.
You know what?
Screw all you people.
I'm getting out of here.
I'm not going to sit over here and continue with this crap.
You people are making a mockery.
You're making a mockery of my goddamn show.
You people are besmirching my broadcast.
You're besmirching capitalists.
And I'm not going to sit over here and take this crap, all right?
I could be on 6th Street right now for Christ's sake.
You understand it's Tuesday on 6th Street.
That means it's a dollar, you call it, assholes.
A dollar.
Any goddamn liquor out there.
If you want a crown and coke, crown and seven, baby, it's a dollar.
So, you know, screw you people.
Put something on, engineer.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
Screw these people, man.
Some assholes.
I don't want you to give him to get down, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I wanted you and him to talk about Morocco.
You know what I'm saying?
Tacos, Tacos, Tuesday.
I, Cockos, Cocko, Tucson.
I, Tacos, Tacos, Tuesday.
Thank you.
I don't know.
I am now the king of races.
I am now the king of Mexico.
I am now the king of races.
I am now the king of Mexicans.
I am now the king of races.
I am now the king of Mexicans.
Wait a minute, turn this thing.
Turn this tongue off.
You're listening to Ghost on True Cook.
Come play the bumper.
Turn it off for Christ's sake.
I told you to play something worth the crap for Christ's sake.
That's Christ.
Anyway, folks, you're lucky.
You're lucky that I decided to come back.
You understand that?
You're lucky that I decided to grace you with my presence.
And I know that there's a lot of people that are happy for Christ's sake.
North Korea Power Struggles00:09:21
I know that there's probably a couple of people fapping and a couple of women putting a couple of fists in their twats, listening to my voice.
But by God, I am back.
All right?
And we are now in the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks, go to the forums, go to the blogs, and spread it around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And once again, for all you fat, lazy ass ham bones that are too busy or too lazy to open up another window on the screen, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there, boy.
All kinds of little Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons, retweet this button, share this buttons, use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking clip, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're already running out of time here.
Once again, we were talking about Iran's president Mahmoud Ahmadimajad going to Venezuela and visiting that fat Mexican with cancer, Hugo Chavez, to gain support against the potential United States military strike.
But let's go ahead and talk a little bit about Pakistan because what have I been saying?
What have I been saying about Pakistan?
I'm telling you right now, there's going to be a coup in that country.
And the reason is, folks, is because we have all the militants that reside in Pakistan.
All the Taliban, Al-Qaeda, and different militant groups that are Islamic radicals that have come bound together.
They are now a unified front called the Haqqani Network.
And let me tell you something right now.
The Haqqani Network, now that they are a unified front, they're going out there and asserting themselves.
All right?
I mean, they are asserting themselves, to say the least, for Christ's sake.
I mean, did you hear the latest number?
All right?
A bomb kills 35 in Pakistan, all right?
And that's on top of another attack that we discussed here, what was it, a couple of days ago, for Christ's sake.
So let me tell you something right now.
These people out here in the Haqqani network mean serious business, and it's only a matter of time until there's a coup in that country, all right?
I mean, the bottom line is, is that the military wants to overthrow the civilian government, and they are kind of antagonizing these militant groups into destabilizing the country so that they can justify their military coup.
And to prove that there is a potential coup in that country, a little name from the past named Pervez Musharraf, a man who used to be the president of Pakistan back during the times of 9-11, Pervez Musharraf, who has been living in exile, is vowing to return to Pakistan so that he can run the country.
All right?
So this just goes to show you how vulnerable Pakistan is at this point in time when you've got Pervez Musharraf considering going back into Pakistan to see if he can somehow usurp the country under his control once again.
And he may do that because remember, Pervez Musharraf is a die-hard military bureaucrat.
I mean, this guy participated in many of the military operations and a lot of the military wars that Pakistan was conducting itself in.
I mean, there was two wars that Pakistan had with India over the disputed region of Kashmir that they lost.
So once again, I'm telling you right now, I smell a coup.
I smell it.
I know that something's happening or is going to happen here in Pakistan.
And I hope that the United States foreign policymakers have their eye on the ball here because this could potentially be a bad situation.
I mean, this could potentially blow up into something that could snowball into potential World War III.
And I'm not just saying that because I want World War III.
I don't.
All right?
But just take a look at all the destabilization that's happening all over the world for Christ's sake.
It's getting pretty sick.
And let me tell you, this right here in Pakistan is scary because Pakistan is a nuclear power.
They've got nuclear weapons, for Christ's sake.
And if the Pakistan civilian government falls to Islamists, I don't even want to know what could potentially happen after that.
I don't even want to know.
I'm not joking, man.
I'm telling you right now, that's why we're continuing to see all these car bombs and all these other bombings and all kinds of terrorist acts happening in Pakistan.
Every day we talk about Pakistan.
30 people dead, 40 people dead, 10 people dead.
It's because these goddamn militants that have all combined, they've all combined together in a unified front in the Haqqani network are trying to assert so much terrorism in Pakistan that they are going to destabilize the country and justify the military's coup of the civilian government.
I'm not joking, folks.
That's a prognostication of mine.
We are going to see a coup in Pakistan.
I wouldn't be surprised if we saw Pervez Musharraf come in there and just take control once again because this man was a military bureaucrat.
And the military is itching.
They want to take over the country.
And let me tell you, these militants, if they continue to cause these terrorist acts, they may just do that.
Anyway, I want to talk a little bit about North Korea because as I've been saying about North Korea, I think that there's some power struggle going on in North Korea.
All right?
And the reason I'm saying this, folks, is because once Kim Jung-un first took the reins of control of North Korea, he hinted towards South Korea that he could be open to negotiations.
He could be open to talks.
And then thereafter, all right, then thereafter, the generals and the military reasserted itself saying there's nothing going to change between North and South Korea.
There's nothing that's going to change.
And we're not going to have any kind of talks with South Korea.
And I'm telling you, I think that there is a power struggle between Kim Jung-un and the generals that are in power.
Because once again, the majority of the bureaucracy in North Korea is its military.
60% of the GDP, over 60% of North Korea's GDP, went to the military.
So when Kim Jong-il died, I think that's pretty much it for the civilian government.
And to be completely honest with you, I think that they may have Kim Jong-un hostage, if you want my personal opinion.
I mean, they're just throwing this poor fat hambone up there, and, you know, they're trying to convince somebody that he's the supreme leader.
I mean, today, I don't know if you read the reports, North Korea is pardoning convicts, thousands of convicts, which is unprecedented.
I mean, North Korea doesn't freaking give any amnesty to convicts.
It kills people.
But why are they giving some kind of amnesty to convicts in North Korea?
Why are they staging all these events?
And they're showing all this propaganda footage showing generals pledging their allegiance to Kim Jong-un.
Why are they doing all this if it's an easy transition to power?
If it goes from Kim Jong-il to Kim Jong-un?
Why is that?
Because I'm telling you, folks, there is a power struggle in North Korea.
And I just hope that somebody in the clandestine fields of black operations are witnessing this and starting to play this angle.
Because I'm telling you right now, the military is, there's a power struggle in there.
You could see it.
You could see it.
You think that this military is going to allow some 23-year-old fat hambone to take control of the country and then to go ahead and just hit to the idea when he first takes power that he's open to negotiations with South Korea?
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
So once again, we're seeing a power struggle in North Korea.
It's more than obvious that I don't know who the North Koreans are trying to convince here.
I don't know who they're trying to convince, but I think they might be convincing themselves.
Because I'm telling you right now, I have never heard of North Korea giving any time to any kind of amnesty to their convicts, to their political prisoners.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
Kim Jong-un Amnesty Questions00:02:25
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
We're talking about North Korea and Kim Jong-un.
And once again, I think, as I've stated, Kim Jong-un is being told what to do by the military.
He has absolutely no power whatsoever.
I wouldn't be surprised if this young man's being held hostage, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you think about North Korea?
646-652-4869.
We got here in Code 317.
I never said that, you stupid splicing asshole!
I never said that.
732, you're on the horn.
My grandmother got the blowjob now.
Shut up.
Shut up.
571.
Ah!
Scream therapy for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, what are you doing, Alabama black snake in a can?
What the hell's your problem?
Get him off, engineer.
Get him off.
They're all taking Alabama black snake in the can and they can't take it.
405, what's up?
Another freaking Helen Keller death mute.
909, what's up?
Jesus Christ.
508, what's up?
Stupid idiots, man.
682, what's going on?
You ghosted fucking racist, fucking nigger hater, and you're the engineers for fucking retarded.
Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
I'm a racist, and what did you call me?
What did you call me again?
Hey, hey, I'm part of the clan, too.
I know you are my leader.
You're part of my neighborhood's KKK.
I call them niggas too.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
You sound like a stupid, dumb, uneducated Leroy Jenkins-looking somebody.
801, what's up?
Hello, I'd like to talk more about the GOP and the besmirching that occurred.
Alcoholism CDC Definition Debate00:06:36
Is that all right?
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
All right, in regards to the whole GOP thing, I feel like a little bit of that besmirching was mainly because of the association of Republicans and capitalists.
I mean, it's proven over the years that Republicans and capitalists, I mean, oh my God.
They're both different.
I mean, you can't associate them.
I mean, they've had their best associations, but the main difference between capitalism and Republicans is that capitalists hang more black people in a week.
Shut up to Super Key!
Shut up, you idiot.
The difference between capitalism and these TOP idiots is that capitalism doesn't really appreciate bureaucracy.
All right?
We can't stand bureaucracy, and that's all there is to it.
All right?
Anyway, let me move on to something else for Christ.
As a matter of fact, I want to get the hell out of here for Christ's sake.
Let me go through these last two little issues on the agenda, and I'm getting out of here.
Did anybody hear about this guy who tattooed his schlonghead, and now the man has got a permanent erection?
Have y'all heard about this?
Am I the only one that read about this for Christ's sake?
This idiot decided that he was going to give himself some kind of a schlong head tattoo, all right, on his Peter Popper.
And now the guy has got a permanent erection, all right?
I mean, give me a rid of the 21-year-old idiot, all right?
And now the guy's got a permanent erection because he's got a damn freaking tattoo on his schlong head.
But you know what?
It serves him right.
It serves him right.
You shouldn't even be putting any needles towards your schlong head.
You shouldn't put any markings on your schlong head.
I mean, why in the hell are you painting your wee wee?
All right?
Why are you tattooing your wee wee unless you've got something to hide, huh?
You got some something to hide, yeah?
You got some rock and roll sores or something, huh?
That's exactly what I thought.
So you could sit over there with your permanent erection because you deserve it, you fruit bowl.
All right?
You deserve it.
Sitting over there tattooing your schlong head, and now you got a freaking permanent erection.
Good for you.
I mean, I'd love to see this idiot try to take a whiz.
You know what I mean?
And lo and behold, he's peeing on his face.
He's going to always have to take a squat to take a whiz now, this stupid asshole, huh?
Jesus Christ.
That's right.
Some idiot that tattooed his schlonghead now has a permanent erection.
So that goes to show all of you freak shows out there that have any bright ideas, don't tattoo your schlonghead.
All right.
I can't believe I even have to say this.
It's some kind of freaking public announcement for Christ's sake.
But don't tattoo your schlonghead.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, last but not least, folks, did anybody hear the latest statistics out of the Centers for Disease Control?
More than 38 million U.S. adults binge drink on an average of four times each month.
I mean, four times each month, that's binge drinking, really?
I mean, can you really call it binge drinking if you're just doing it four times a month?
I mean, that sounds to me like the weekends, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
That's just the weekends.
That ain't binge drinking.
That's having a good time, for Christ's sake.
That's getting paid on Friday, going out and having a freaking good time on a Saturday and Sunday.
That's what the hell that is, for Christ's sake.
I'm not out here.
Four times.
I mean, how in the hell can the CDC call this alcoholism?
How can they call this binge drinking for Christ's sake?
I mean, what about after the end of the day, after a hard day's work, you want to have a few drinks to unwind for Christ's sake, huh?
What the hell's so wrong about that?
Nothing's wrong with that.
Nothing's wrong with that.
If you're fulfilling your obligations, if you're fulfilling your responsibility for Christ's sake, you have every right in the world to drink whatever you want, however you want, whenever you want, for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, where's my drink?
Yeah, here's for the CDC out here.
I mean, you're talking about four times a month.
Are you kidding me?
I drink seven days a week and twice on Sunday, you sons of bitches.
Are you kidding me?
Cheers!
And not only that, I'm not drinking no cheap crap either.
You know, I'm not out here getting this goddamn butt ice and, you know, rot gut that, you know, turns your damn insides into liquid shit.
No, I get the good stuff, baby.
Johnny Walker blue label, all right?
I mean, I'm talking about Louis Covassier, baby, all right?
I'm talking about Chevis Gold, Chevis Blue Label, baby.
I'm talking about the richest liquors, the richest champagnes, the richest wines that you can find, baby.
All right, I drink import beers all day, all right, because I'm a connoisseur, all right?
I'm not drinking the same Kentucky fried chicken piss that all these other drunks drink for Christ's sake.
I drink something new every day, with the exception of my Johnny Walker, a blue label.
Ha, ha, ha.
Really, really good stuff for Christ's sake.
I can't believe the CDC is actually putting out this report and calling 38 million U.S. adults that drink an average of four times each month binge drinkers.
I mean, can you really call that binge drinking?
That seems like good weekends in a month to me.
That's what it sounds like.
That sounds like people having a good time on a Saturday night.
That's what it sounds like to me, for Christ's sake.
But no, the CDC is over here saying, oh, no, it's bad.
Four times a month.
You're an alcoholic.
All right, I'm going to keep drinking.
All right, I'm going to keep drinking.
You want to know why I'm going to keep drinking?
Because drinking is what I like to do.
Weekend Drinking Habits Defended00:15:21
And there ain't nothing you can do about it, baby.
There ain't nothing to CDC.
There ain't nothing to government.
There ain't nothing that anybody can do about it, baby.
You understand what I'm saying?
Because I'm living lavish, and there ain't nothing anybody can do about it.
Anyway, I'm figuring, I want to get the hell out of here, right?
I've made too much money to take crap from a bunch of cyber verbinatroll terrorists today, all right?
So we're going to go right in to the first part of the everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, and I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
Radio graffiti, where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
And let me tell you something right now.
If it's a crap radio graffiti, I'm out of here.
That's all there is to it.
If it's a crap radio graffiti, I'm getting the hell out of here, and that's all there is to it.
Anyway, to participate, all you've got to do is give me a call at 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
And when I call on your area code or on your Skype name, you will have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
You get ready to say it for Christ's sake, all right?
Now let's go ahead and take it from the top.
Let's see what's going on here.
760, radio graffiti.
Don't you like it?
Yeah, you sound like it.
712, radio graffiti.
Hi, ghost.
I love you.
Shut up.
Paragliding, radio graffiti.
Yeah, Ghost, I just want to say you're the only person I can be.
Shut up.
315, radio graffiti.
The Coast Guard rescued Iranian sailors in the Strait of Hermous again today.
Yeah, I know I read about that, but you think the Iranians are going to care?
No.
Banjo the Bear, Radio Graffiti.
Pawn off out.
Stand off, bro.
Pawn off out.
Stand off, bro.
Ban all, bro.
Paw now, stand all, bro.
Oh, man.
Ban all bronies, huh?
Ban all bronies.
530, radio graffiti.
Ghost, is your butt lucked up yet, baby boy?
Shut up, you fruity ass bastard.
Shut up.
712, radio graffiti.
Ghost, you should go to hell for lying about America boots.
Shut up.
347, radio graffiti.
Too late, you asshole.
812, radio graffiti.
I'm masturbating to your son's poop right now.
You sick son of a bitch.
831, radio graffiti.
I'm dignified.
I'm ignorant.
Stupid.
276, radio graffiti.
Blood was here.
I don't even know what the hell you're saying.
For Christ's sake, can you say something else other than a damn sentence fragment, boy?
317, radio graffiti.
Go, I love you, ghosts.
You are so sexy.
You want to make out?
No, I yes, I'm a racist.
Here we go!
The dumbass bronies, for Christ's sake.
502, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I got tickets to Alaska Nice, Chili Eskimo edition.
You want to go and by the way?
You son of a bitch.
Those Alaskans are Americans, for Christ's sake.
And they're freezing to death over there.
It's one of the worst winners, and you idiots are laughing about it.
God damn it.
Give me the freaking freaking Mike.
For Christ's sake, let me tell you something right now, you screwbags.
Y'all better cut this crap.
That's all I'm saying.
Y'all better cut this crap.
773, radio graffiti.
I fuck my grandmother.
Every goddamn amount of time.
Shut up.
707, radio graffiti.
Hey, y'all know, since your favorite nigga tie home, I'm going to come up there and teabag your anal cavity, my 32-inch paints.
Shut up.
You sound pastier than the white ass cheeks of Ron Paul.
For Christ's sake, you ain't black.
3-1-3, Radio Graffiti.
Shut up.
We got 817, radio graffiti.
Hello?
Goodbye.
We got 505, radio graffiti.
Now, Jesus Christ.
You're just going to hang up for Christ's sake then.
Don't raise your hand.
609, radio graffiti.
New Jersey rules.
Texas sucks.
Shut up, alright?
Just sit there and shut your mouth.
All right, let me tell you something.
If you think New Jersey rules, then you must love toxic waste.
518, radio graffiti.
Hey, I'm talking to your favorite race of people.
Hello?
Goodbye.
936, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, yo, ghost.
I want to give a shout out to Asho.
And if you don't mind, I want to shout.
Shut up.
Just shut up.
Stupid pedophile.
617, radio graffiti.
Go some thought to my pick so you can find a song.
Salt Mode.
This guy, for Christ's sake, can you shove that stupid saying up your goddamn unoriginal non-lossy ass?
508, radio graffiti.
I'd like to shove a couple of ass.
Shut up.
Stupid splicing idiot.
I never said that.
Trans Carl, radio graffiti.
Anyway, you heard it right there.
I-Ban Ezzo.
Now the camera.
Shut up with the I-Ban Ezzo crap.
208, radio graffiti.
Sorry, it wasn't our gym today.
I was at the dentist.
Shout out to Ryan.
Shut up, alright?
I hope you have a bad tooth that gives you a heart attack.
908, radio graffiti.
The hambone.
I'm making money, baby.
Son of a bitch.
I'm sick and tired of this crap, man.
971, radio goddamn graffiti.
Go ahead, I think we're going to go on each of us while all those killed Eskimos are full.
Damn it, shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up, you cocky fuck.
That freaking wretched.
Shut up.
Damn it.
I don't even need to be taking this crap.
I don't even need to be taking this crap.
Jesus Christ, I come up here every day.
I've been coming up here every day, haven't I?
I've been coming up here every day, every goddamn day, and you don't give me any kind of respect.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, freaking, I'm jaded, man.
I mean, I'm depressed because I can't stand you, idiots, sometimes.
For Christ's sake, I can't stand you!
Jesus Christ, give me the freaking money!
I'm telling you this right now, you scumbags.
I'm only going to do this for a little bit longer.
You piss me off, I'm out of here, all right?
This goddamn fruity ass Taco Tuesday you people have turned this into, for Christ's sake.
I made too much money today to be putting up with this crap.
843, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I've been following your financial advice for the past couple months, and you owe me $5,300.
Yeah, shut up.
If you lost it, you're the idiot.
You barely learned how to spoke in, for Christ's sake.
708 Radio Graffiti.
Shut up.
952, radio graffiti.
Hey, what's up, ghost?
I just wanted to tell you that you're a hambone.
Yeah, well, you're a fruit bowl.
How about that?
706, radio graffiti.
Fucking gosh!
You don't even understand what you're saying.
305, radio graffiti.
Hey, Nikolai the Russian is a fail troll, and he should kill himself.
Hey, I can agree to that for Christ's sake.
Hey, hey, Nikolai, kill yourself.
313, radio graffiti.
Another freaking hell and teller deaf mute.
Area code 423, radio graffiti.
I hate to keep beating my grandmother here, but beat me.
Son of a big goddamn clip.
Enough of that goddamn splice.
801, radio graffiti.
Hey, is this true communist radio?
Hey, I was wondering what's the best not to hang a black guy with?
Because, uh, man.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
203, radio graffiti.
Hey, no.
Okay, went work.
Hey, I mean, freaking JG Wentworth commercials.
I mean, you goddamn unoriginal pricks, man.
530, radio graffiti.
Ghost, it's my money, and I need it now, you.
Shut up.
712, radio graffiti.
Hey, Joe, they've got a didgeridoo.
You stupid, dumb, tanky asshole, or whatever the hell you call yourselves.
336, radio graffiti.
All right, you know, you people are getting boring for Christ's sake.
I'm just going to throw a whole bunch of numbers for Christ's sake.
When I call your number, you're on the air.
Say whatever the hell you want.
All right.
503, 708, 508.
We got 248.
Hey, T-vote for president.
Destroy all city radio.
T-vote for president.
How about this?
All of you on this line.
T-vote for president.
T-vote for president.
This is president.
T-vote for president.
T-Vote for president.
T-vote for president.
Suck my nuts.
I'm so fresh.
You can suck my nuts.
I'm so fresh.
T-vote for president.
I'm so for president.
T-vote for president.
I'm so fresh.
I'm so for president.
I'm so fresh.
You can suck my nuts.
I'm so fresh.
T-vote for president.
T-vote for president.
Teebo for president.
T-Bo swag.
I'm so proud.
Swag on that.
Swag, swag, swag.
Suck my ass.
Teebo, T-boat, T-boat.
T-Bo, swag, T-bo, T-boat.
I mean, this is horrible.
Are you hearing that?
Swag.
Hey, hey, shout out to Shadow.
You hear these nutters?
Let you guys go.
Teebo for president.
Hello, Spagged ass.
Hello.
All right.
Get them off, engineer.
They're stinking up the place.
Get him off now.
Get him off.
Jesus Christ.
Let's try that one more time.
Maybe we get some more people with some personality.
269, 460.
703.
I'm fruit off.
262.
I'm fruiting off so badly.
Oh, ghost.
Oh, ghost.
How many of you young kids are on the line?
Look at all those new kids.
Fruiting off, ghosts.
Oh, God.
Oh, ghost.
Hey, what is this?
What is this true capitalistic?
Are you going to listen to this crap?
I'm fruiting.
I'm fruiting.
Oh, it's so fruity.
It's so fruity.
It's so fruity.
You're a fruit ball, ghost.
I'm scared.
Look at fruit off.
Oh, my God.
Look at the fruit off.
I really, really.
Jesus Christ.
559.
Fruit off moving ghost.
Get out of here.
Come on, ghost.
Fruit off.
Are you hearing these sick ghosts?
This is the youth of America.
This is the youth of America.
All over my face.
All over my face.
That's fruit off.
Why is your fruiting off yet, ghost?
Let's make our buttholes fucker.
You son of a bitch.
Every one of you, fruit off, you sons of wreckets.
I want your poop, ghost.
I want you to do it.
I can't believe this person.
Can you hear this?
I can't believe this.
Don't call me this guy.
There's no reason for poop.
I can't believe this.
I can't believe it.
Poop.
Give me your poop, ghost.
Please give me your poop.
Yeah, that's enough.
Get them off, bitches.
Get him all off.
Get out of here.
Jesus Christ.
Do y'all hear this?
This is the kind of crap that's calling up to the broadcast here, folks.
This is it.
This is it.
Jesus Christ.
All right, let's do it one more time.
510-412-361.
Six one zero.
Host Rants at Stupid Callers00:14:32
Y'all are stupid.
You know that?
Each and every one of you that I just called on y'all are stupid.
Hey, ghost.
You're a fucking bitch.
I could be your ass anyway.
Shut up, fucking ass.
I've kicked your ass and you know it.
Yeah, got shit, you motherfucker.
You're a fucking skinny.
Are you kidding me at this ball?
I'm like, no matter where you motherfucker.
I'd be whooping your ass.
Dude, I can fucking shove my whole fucking leg strap, you fucking asshole.
Are you kidding me?
I'd stop a mud hole in your ass, kick it dry, and take a dirty yellow, bubbly piss in it, and all you can do is look at me with a yellow smile about it, boy.
That's all you can do is look at me with a yellow smile about it, boy.
This I'll kill hands off your fucking chin, you stupid nigger.
They got shit, so fuck yourself.
Shoving up your ass, I'll beat your ass.
That's why you're talking garbage over on the internet.
I've whooped your ass.
Yeah, you know who thought of this.
All right, get these idiots.
Get them off.
Get them all off of here.
I don't want to talk to these idiots anymore.
Get them all.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
Are y'all hearing this for Christ's sake?
This is what's listening to the broadcast.
This is it.
I mean, this is what I got to put up with on a consistent basis, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, these are weirdos.
These are nutters.
These are bronies.
These are furries.
These are fruits.
Jesus Christ.
505-317-713.
I want three wives.
Nigger, I'm 200% blizzard.
Never said that, asshole.
I never said that.
Why is she Negro?
Nigger, nigger, nigger.
Because they don't pick her strongheads.
Nigger, I hate you so we're African American because they're losers.
I never said that.
Stop it, you called me.
You see yourself?
Tyrone, a nigger.
Get them off.
Shut up.
You all just shut your stupid, stinking, smelly holes already.
I never said any of that splicing crap.
I mean, everybody on the internet knows that I am a melting pot of friendship.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mick, Kraut, WAP, and Camel Jockey.
So for you idiots to be calling me up and saying that I'm some kind of a Grand Dragon racist is a slanderous lie, and each and every one of you know it.
So anyway, let's get back to radio graffiti.
443 radio graffiti.
Fuck, you hackers!
Fuck!
You're watching!
Shut up!
Shut up!
509, radio graffiti.
Don't even talk to me until I have my coffee.
Okay.
All right, Jeff.
I got hit.
You stupid idiot.
You found a goddamn commercial and all you idiots, huh?
You all like to give that excuse.
Oh, yeah, dude.
Not before I have my coffee.
Not before I have my coffee.
Hey, that doesn't excuse you for being an unadulterated jerk ass in the morning, you jerks.
Give me the mic.
Frickin' mic, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, you people are pissing me off.
517, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, what's going on?
How you doing?
I'm not doing too well.
I'm getting infested by bronies.
502 Radio Graffiti.
Xara Hawks, Radio Graffiti.
The true capitalist penist, everybody.
It's the true capitalist penist.
Come out tomorrow.
Everybody will be sucking on my schlong tomorrow.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, you love me.
Tomorrow, you will always be sucking my schlong.
Anyway, thanks a lot, Exara Hawks.
Everybody knows Xara Hawks, the true capitalist radio penist.
Thank you very much for giving me a call there, Exara.
Stay on the line.
We may get back to you.
We got suspicious tumbleweed, radio graffiti.
Hey, girls, what's going on?
Happy tacos.
How's it going?
It's the capitalist from Canada, man.
What's going on?
I wanted to ask you: what do you think's better, pie or cake?
Oh, man, I don't know.
It depends on the occasion.
You know, I mean, I like cake, but sometimes I like pie.
But it just depends on the occasion, man.
Hold on, stay right there.
619, Radio Graffiti.
Uh-oh, we got the horn coming in for 619.
You're both on the line.
Come on, let's get some interaction jam session, some true capitalist jam session going on here.
Go ahead with the piano and then 619 will follow with the horn.
Follow them.
Are you going to follow the horn?
Go ahead, follow the horn.
Redhorn.
We're trying.
Thanks a lot for trying there, Exar.
Thanks a lot for trying, 619.
Let's try something else.
Let's go 817, radio graffiti.
Yeah, another Helen Keller deaf mute for Christ's sake.
213, radio graffiti.
If you're a man that's been ranked, I'd like to rank you too.
Now, shut up.
I never said that.
That's a splice, and everybody knows it.
661, radio graffiti.
SurgeRadio.org.
All right, we got it.
DDoS that.
We got it.
Another wizard, radio graffiti.
I am so bored.
I am like the bornest guy in the world.
Well, you know what?
Tough titty.
How about that?
Get out of here.
How about that, you scumbag?
276, radio graffiti.
I mean, here, man.
Get the hell out of your stupid idiot.
508, radio graffiti.
I hate you with a passion, still, ghost.
Well, you know what?
I hate you, too.
I hate your stupid little dish rag whore, single-mother ass, too.
630, radio graffiti.
Press five if you think Thomas the tank engine is a fail troll.
Shut up.
Shut up.
And yeah, he is a fail troll.
530, radio graffiti.
Guess I heard your voice track.
Was I just shut up?
646, radio graffiti.
Russian L. All right, that's enough.
I'm getting Skype callers this time.
Let's see what the Skype callers have to say.
How about super special ocean radio graffiti?
You're playing with your pin Peter Popper.
Fiction, Zoe, Radio Graffiti.
Josh, what's your tailbone?
He was holding him swimming.
Take whatever you got in your mouth out, boy.
Josh Man, radio graffiti.
We need to wrap up winner in Alaska and Berman Supreme for President 2012.
Whatever the hell that's supposed to mean.
512, radio graffiti.
Ah!
Jesus Christ, Screamer.
What's your problem?
What's the problem?
Ah! Jesus Christ!
Oh, my God!
of a large piece of furniture stuck in his anal passage or something.
Ham and Wheels, Radio Graffiti.
Who else we got?
918, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, what's up?
First of all, I'd like to wish you a happy Taco Tuesday, man.
How you been doing?
Yeah, not too bad.
And it is Taco Taco Tuesday, baby.
What's going on, everybody out there for this Taco Tuesday edition?
313, Radio Graffiti.
Mr. Conquest, are we running the mile in Jim?
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
203, radio graffiti.
Head on.
Applied directly to the forehead.
Head on.
Applied directly to the forehead.
Head on.
Applied directly to the forehead.
Head on.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, don't you idiots understand that that whole head-on crap was a complete bogus placebo ridiculous product?
It made no type of claims to cure or heal anything.
All they did was say, head on, applying directly to the forehead.
Head on.
I'm lying directly to the forehead.
Head on.
I'm lying directly to the forehead.
And you idiots bought it like a bunch of stupid morons.
559, radio graffiti.
Another Helen Keller deaf mute.
What is this?
Helen Keller Tuesday?
336 radio graffiti.
That bag that said I'm taking the fail troll.
Don't let me come down here from Sodor, dude.
You don't.
Yeah, shut up.
You wouldn't have the balls to come down here to 6th Street, boy.
I'd whoop your ass into dog meeting.
You know it.
234, radio graffiti.
Now, there's another idiot that's just a Helen Keller deaf mute.
281, radio graffiti.
Yo, what's on, ghost?
I'm from the Woodlands, Texas.
How you doing, man?
Yeah, how's it going, man?
I'm out here in Austin, Texas, baby.
6th Street, baby!
276, radio graffiti.
Blood was here, period.
What?
You like period blood?
Jesus Christ, you're a sick son of a bitch.
It's radio graffiti.
Herman caught my grandmother.
Shut up, you stupid asshole.
Shut up!
Shut up!
You all just shut up!
Stop talking about my granny and leave Herman Payne alone!
Leave that man alone, for Christ's sake!
He's been character-assassinated by the long-haired liberal bedwetting media, and he's been backstabbed by the GOP.
Leave the man alone!
Jesus Christ, give me the microphone for Christ's sake.
I'm only going to do a couple of more, and then I'm getting the hell out of here, because I don't need to put up with this crap on a Taco Tuesday.
I don't need to put up with any of this crap.
Real Mexican radio graffiti.
Shut up.
Go chew on a rubber tortilla.
313, radio graffiti.
You already said that one, for Christ's sake.
410, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, this is.
You people suck.
You know that?
You people really suck.
Equestrian citizen, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts.
I hope you don't mind that I'm actually a Canadian using a voice changer the whole time, trying to be a black guy and you gave me the best black brony for 2011.
But I hope we're still cool, man.
Peace.
Are you kidding me?
You're the black brony?
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, I hope you don't think I sound too fruity, though.
I'm not really a brony.
I just thought it'd be funnier if I was a black brony.
Man, you should have kept it going.
What the hell's your problem?
Jesus Christ, man.
I mean, you almost sound a little black there, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I was going to call Tyrone up in here.
Anyway, you should have kept it going, by the way, man.
You had a couple of people out there actually believing that you were a black brony.
573, what's up?
Hey, dude, let's have ice-cold beer in Alaska.
You're a son of a bitch.
You know, I mean, you are a soulless bastard.
Anniversary Show Anniversary Celebration00:11:55
804, radio graffiti.
Hey, I just wanted to call and reinstate Tebow if you wanted to be president this year.
God damn it, shut up with Tebow already, you idiot.
Gives a shit about Teebo.
I don't care if Tebo's taking in the ass.
I don't care.
936, radio graffiti.
Uh, ghost, I want to say something to all those stupid bronies out there.
I mean, why don't they, like, follow, like, uh, a superior cartoon, like Bible Black or Cool Devices, or O Genki Clinic, or yeah, Assy McGee or something like that.
Yeah, shut up, all right, you idiot.
586 Radio Graffiti.
I mean, you people are sick, twisted pricks.
Jimmy Kudos, radio graffiti.
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you.
Tomorrow, you rule me.
I just said that today, for Christ's sake.
I just said that today.
Jesus Christ!
I mean, I just said that today, for Christ's sake, man.
You spoicers, you're soulless, you're troll terrorists, you're cyber verbin, and you've got nothing else going to do with your goddamn spare time.
You get all God damn all of you, goddammit.
God damn it.
I mean, I'm the capital in God damn it, and I deserve the respect according to that goddamn title for Christ's sake.
I don't deserve you people besmirching my show.
I don't deserve you people doing this.
Goddamn! I'm gonna die!
I can't die.
I can't die.
God damn it.
God damn it.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ's sake.
Screw you, people.
Screw you, people.
Dammit!
Screw all you people.
Screw all you people telling me to die.
God damn all of you.
God damn all of you.
God damn it.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, God, give me the mic.
Give me the freaking goddamn mic.
You know, you idiots, man.
Tomorrow's my anniversary for the show of assholes.
Tomorrow's my four-year anniversary.
And this is how you people treat me.
This is how you people treat me for Christ's sake.
You deserve more respect in this crap.
All of you people.
Screw all of you.
Screw all of you.
Tomorrow's my four-year anniversary.
It's a day for me.
It belongs to me, you assholes.
And I'm not going to let you idiots ruin it like you've been ruining the past several shows.
I'm not going to let you do it.
I'm not going to let you assholes do it.
I'm not going to let you do it.
I may or may not be back tomorrow, but goddammit.
I deserve more respect than that.
I deserve more respect.
I mean, I'm jaded, man.
I mean, I'm depressed because I can't believe the type of crap, the kind of crap these people are doing to me for Christ's sake.
I deserve more respect than this.
God damn it.
That's it.
Implement Jack Real Martial Law, engineer.
Implement Jack Real Martial La!
Damn it.
You assholes.
You'll be lucky if I come here tomorrow.
And tomorrow's my four-year anniversary.
Four years I've been on the air.
Four years I've been doing this crap.
Can you believe this crap?
Tomorrow's going to be my four-year anniversary here doing this online radio broadcasting.
Can you believe this crap?
Jesus Christ.
Son of a bitch.
And let me tell you something right now.
If I do come here tomorrow, I hope that you idiots honor me with the respect I goddamn deserve.
Tomorrow's my anniversary.
It's my day.
It belongs to me.
And I don't want you troll terrorists or cyber vermin or any of you stupid, sorry, sexual waste of human life ruining it.
Jesus Christ, my head hurts.
My chest is hurting for Christ's sake.
But I don't give a damn.
Tomorrow's my four-year anniversary.
I'm not letting you sit you sorry sacks of crap ruin it.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
Screw all you people that are laughing and making fun of me and besmirching my show.
Screw all you people.
I'm getting out of here for Christ's sake.
I'm getting out.
Now you people that want to figure out if I'm going to do a broadcast tomorrow with here.
There's my Twitter account.
Ghost Politics, alright?
All one word, no underscores, Milky Liquors, alright?
It's that simple.
And if you haven't followed me by now, then what the hell are you doing?
Huh?
You've been sitting over there looking at dad pornography for Christ's sake?
Follow me on Twitter for Christ's sake.
Ghost Politics.
All one word, no underscores.
And by God, if you haven't had your fair fix of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, well, by God, you can go to the archive of every single episode that I have ever conducted on the internet at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right?
Every single episode that I have ever conducted on this damn broadcast, every one of them in the past four years, they're right there.
They're right there, for Christ's sake.
They're right there.
And moreover, for all the folks that buy anything from the Capitalist Army shop, the True Capitalist Shop, for Christ's sake, all right?
Ghostpolitics.com is the website to go to for the True Capitalist shop, all right?
Ghostpolitics.com.
And let me tell you something.
Anybody who buys anything from now until tomorrow, I will follow you for life.
For life, baby.
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