Ghost anchors True Capitalist Radio episode 194 by analyzing market data, warning that Europe's recession and Iran tensions threaten global stability while advocating for silver, gold, and cocoa investments. He aggressively critiques isolationism, Ron Paul's gold standard proposal, and SOPA, arguing these policies foster poverty and internet monopolization. Amidst hostile caller interactions involving racist slurs and explicit confessions, Ghost defends capitalism against collectivism, mocks the Obama administration, and concludes by celebrating the show's fourth anniversary with a shop promotion, ultimately declaring "death to ignorance." [Automatically generated summary]
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The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
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You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
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Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
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What's going on, folks?
And thank you for tuning in with me to another edition of the True Capitalist Radio Show.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
This is episode number 194.
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It is, I hate to say it because I'm looking at all the people in the chat room flapping their fat Cheeto stained fingers on the keyboard like a bunch of goddamn text chat warriors.
I can see we're going to have some kind of a goddamn carpet munching Monday going on here.
But we're going to try to deviate all that from happening, folks.
We're going to go ahead and go right into the markets because, I don't know, I mean, it looks like the markets rallied here at the later end of the day.
I wouldn't call it much of a rally.
I would still say it's splat.
Still in the positive.
Everybody's anticipating earnings season.
And, of course, the first company to kick off earnings season is Alcoa, which is a Dow component.
They just released their earnings and they are meeting the streets' expectations, which is a decent kickoff to earnings season, for Christ's sake.
So that's what everybody's waiting for.
That's why, if you looked at the markets today, it seemed like the investors were a little tentative.
Well, they're always tentative as far as I'm concerned, but today, especially because we're waiting to see what earnings season has to show for the last quarter.
So let's go ahead and go right into the markets, folks, and then I want to get to your calls.
Let's go ahead.
Dow Jones Industrials is up today 32.77 points.
A percentage increase of 0.27% on the day.
Closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 12,392.70 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
The SP 500 up very modestly, 2.89 points, a percentage increase of 0.23%, closing out the SP at 1,280.70 points for the SP 500.
The NASDAQ is also up very, very modestly.
If anything, I think I call it flat.
Anyway, it's up 2.34 points, a percentage increase of 0.09%, closing out the Dow Jones industrial.
It's not the Dow Jones.
Jesus Christ, the NASDAQ.
Stop messing around with the screen, engineer.
God damn it.
Well, I'm working here.
Anyway, the NASDAQ closes out at 2,676.56 points for the NASDAQ composite.
Let's go ahead and get right into the FTSE 100 to all our European brethren across the pond.
Oh, yes, the FTSE 100 is down 37.42 points, a percentage decrease of 0.66%, closing out the FTSE 100 at 5,612.26 points for the FTSE 100.
And for our European brethren over there in Germany, or German brethren, Volkswagen, they also took in the teeth today.
The DAX is down 40.69 points, a percentage decrease of 0.67%, closing out the DAX at 6,017 points.
I mean, Jesus Christ, I mean, let's be honest.
We're seeing a recession in Europe.
I mean, I don't know what else to say.
We are seeing a recession in Europe, and that's why you're seeing a little bit of increase in the equities markets even before earnings season happens.
Because we are seeing a recession in Europe.
We're starting to see a little bit of a contraction in China.
And as I've said even last year, that American multinational business is where you want to have your investment.
I'm talking about any of the Dow Jones industrial stocks that are on the market today.
I'm telling you, they're way oversold.
And on top of them being way oversold, I mean, they seem to be a secure investment on top of silver, gold, and other commodities.
You know what I'm saying?
So, in essence, you're seeing a literal recession.
I mean, I know that they're not even talking about it in the financial business sectors.
They're not talking about it in the news media.
But I'm calling it right now: Europe is in a recession, and the only thing that's going to take them out of it is time and austerity measures and actual investment in entrepreneurial businesses.
All right?
Europe has to start producing things.
I mean, the only European Union member that actually produces anything is Germany.
And, you know, believe it or not, Germany and France are the only things keeping this Euro afloat, this whole European Union concept.
And we are witnessing the contradiction of socialism and its non-productive model being exposed in this global economy.
And this is why you're witnessing this retraction in Europe.
Now, it's going to affect a little bit of the markets here.
As a matter of fact, most of Europe actually affected the markets in 2011.
I think that most of the people on the street, and I'm talking about Wall Street, already have succumbed to the fact that we are witnessing a European recession.
Now, what could make it an American recession is if Iran continues to flex nuts in America, you know, continues to deny the oil tankers to go through the Strait of Hormuz, continue to flex nuts in the regard of threatening America to not send any aircraft carriers in the Persian Gulf.
I mean, this is what could cause a recession, possible depression here in America.
And as I've said, folks, as I've said, you better be watching out for your investments if that comes to about.
But let me tell you, if you are diversified, if you know that there could be a potential spike in the oil market, well, by God, you want to put some of your portfolio in some of that.
I mean, if you know that there could be a possible depreciation in the monetary system because this goddamn government is not going to stop spending its money, well, you know for a fact that you're going to go out there and buy some commodities.
If you know that, you know, goddamn, what do you call this?
Freaking equities market out here is taking a tank in Europe, you know that those investors are going to go somewhere to salvage their capital, and they're coming right here to America.
I mean, even the Chinese are coming here to America.
And I think that they're owning too much of America.
If you want my personal opinion.
Anyway, let's get to the goddamn commodities, folks.
Once again, commodities is a mixed bag today, but I do want to pat myself on the back for some things that happened.
So we're going to get right to that.
Let's get to the oil market.
We saw a modest sell-off in oil because, once again, we don't know what the hell is going to happen with Iran.
But I guarantee you, if something happens, if there's some kind of military situation happening with the United States and Iran or Israel and Iran, you better well know that these goddamn oil prices are going to go through the roof.
They're going to go through the roof, and you better have some interest in it so that you can profit off of these increase in energy prices so you can offset the outgoing energy costs that you're going to incur in your own personal life.
So anyway, let me just get to the damn commodities so we can get through this.
Brent crude is down 78 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.69% on the day, closing out Brent crude at $112.28 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
Gasoline futures popped up modestly today, $1.75 on the increase, a percentage increase of 0.18% on the day for gasoline futures.
Heating oil futures also up very modestly, up 18 cents, a percentage increase of 0.06%, and the ever-volatile natural gas market is down today, $0.04, a percentage decrease of 1.57% on the decrease today for the natural gas market.
And, of course, WTI Sweet Crude, which is the crude oil that's consumed by America, which not only dictates what you're going to pay at the gas pump, but what you're going to pay for these goods on the supermarket and shopping mall shelves.
All right, it is down today very modestly, 23 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.23% on the day, closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $101.33 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
Now, let's go ahead and get to the goddamn agriculture because, goddamn it, I guess I love being right.
Anyway, we got canola up $9.90, a percentage increase of 1.89% on the day.
But what have I been saying about Cocoa Futures?
By God, what have I been saying about Cocoa Futures, folks?
I hope that you individuals have made some kind of play in the potential Cocoa spike that was bound to happen.
And let me tell you, it's happening now.
It's happening right now.
I hope that you invested or entertained an ETF related to Cocoa.
I hope that you entertain an equity related to Cocoa of some sort.
Because did anybody say Cocoa today?
God damn it.
Because let me tell you something right now.
Cocoa is up $142, a percentage increase of 7% on the day, baby.
7% on your goddamn money today alone.
Now, as I've said, I don't mean to be tooting my own horn here, but beep, beep, all right?
I told you.
I told you we were going to see a spike.
And let me tell you something right now.
You're listening to the prognosticator or prognosticators here.
And we're going to continue to see increases as we go into the damn Valentine's Day season.
All right, believe it or not.
I mean, you know, we saw, and I said this coming up to this particular spike, that last year, just using the metric of last year, we saw all-time highs for cocoa during Valentine's Day.
So you use that as a metric on top of the fact that we have emerging markets emerging, a lot of people going for cocoa as a leisure, indulgent type of food.
At the same time, folks, we're Americans.
We're fat asses.
All right.
I mean, some of these people guzzle down hot chocolate for fun, for Christ's sake.
I mean, we're hambones out here.
So you know as well as I that chocolate was not only just consumed in Halloween, not only consumed during the Thanksgiving holiday, not just only consumed during the Christmas holiday and the damn New Year's Eve holiday, but by God, you know it's going to go up as we get closer and closer to Valentine's Day.
And I just hope, I just sincerely hope that you folks that were listening in during this time entertained my prognostication on cocoa.
If you didn't, well, you just lost money.
Anyway, let's get to it.
We got coffee up 10 cents today, a percentage increase of 0.05% on the day.
And once again, for all you jerk dicks that are just coffee fanatics, just shove a coffee can up your ass because I can't stand you idiots making an excuse every time in the morning.
Every time you see some jerk ass in the morning, some snippy bitch in the morning, what do they say?
Gee, I'm sorry, just don't talk to me.
Let's have my coffee.
I just don't talk.
I haven't had my coffee.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Next person that says that to me is getting kicked to the balls.
If you think I'm lying, you just wait and see.
Anyway, where the hell am I at, engineer?
All right, we got corn coming up.
Corn, for some reason, is up $8.50, a percentage increase of 1.32% on the day.
I have no idea why corn is going up.
We just ended the corn ethanol subsidy, for Christ's sake.
So I have no idea why the investors are going this direction, but they're going this direction today for some goddamn reason.
Cotton is up 58 cents, a percentage increase of 0.67%.
And, you know, we don't really cover orange juice futures.
But I did want to talk about it because I did mention it last week that OJ in Florida is being compromised by this goddamn winter front that's actually extending down in the Florida region.
All right?
And I said last week that it's an opportunity for folks to possibly potentially capitalize on a shortage of orange juice that could potentially happen if this goddamn Arctic front continues to go down into Florida and destroy the crop out there.
All right?
Now, I just wanted to show you how much OJ is going for.
It is up $10 today.
An increase of 5.63% on the day.
All right?
And you can look back in the archive at blogtalkradio.com/slash ghost.
Silver Bull Market and OJ Shortage00:09:25
Last week, I told you.
I told you.
And you idiots that were in here flapping your fat Cheeto stink fingers are like, ah, shut up, ghost.
You don't know what you're talking about.
Florida's going to have plenty of orange jam.
Well, look at it now.
Look at the damn futures now there, you unoriginal, uneducated, stupid, brody pricks.
Who's the man?
Who's the freaking man, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
Where am I at?
That's right.
I was talking about OJ.
If you know we're at wheat futures, wheat is up $18, a percentage increase up 2.65% on the day.
Sugar is up modestly 5 cents, a percentage increase of 0.21%.
Soybeans saw a decent spike today.
It was up $36.50.
A percentage increase of 3.05% on the day for soybean futures, for Christ sake.
Jesus Christ.
What else do we got?
We got lumber futures.
Took a dive today.
It's down $6.10.
A percentage decrease of 2.39% on the day for lumber.
Jesus Christ.
We've got oat futures also up today, $8.25, a percentage increase of 2.87% on the day.
We've got soybean oil futures up $1.21, a percentage increase of 2.37% on the day.
And look what happened in the wool futures market today.
It looks, all right, it looks like the bull-nosed bulldykes came in and wanted the freshly cut pieces of wool because they're out there because wool is up $10, a percentage increase of 0.75% on the day.
All right?
0.75% on the day, baby.
Anyway, let's get to the metals, shall we get to the metals, the goddamn metals.
Anyway, folks, copper is down today for some reason, $1.65, a percentage decrease of 0.48%.
Gold, for some reason, is also down today, very modestly, but it's still down.
It's down $5.30, a percentage decrease of 0.33% on the day for gold, closing out gold at $1,611.50 per troy ounce of gold.
But what have I been saying about silver?
My God, what have I been saying about silver?
Yes!
Yes, it's great to be right.
God damn, it's good to be right, baby.
Right, not white.
Right.
It's going to be right.
All right, it's going to be right.
Now, shut up.
Shut up.
All you idiots, shut up out there.
It's not what I meant to say, and you know it.
It's going to be right out here.
All right?
It's going to be right.
Because what have I been saying about silver?
What have I been saying about silver?
I've been saying that silver right now is in a bull market, in my personal opinion, and we're going to continue to see a bull market for the next six to nine months, possibly 12 months.
All right?
And let me tell you something.
Even though all the other metals are down, guess what?
Silver's up.
29 cents.
A percentage increase of 1.02% on the day.
Closing out silver at $28.97 per troy ounce of silver, baby.
God damn, it's good to be right.
I mean, it's great to be right, man.
Not white jerk-offs, right?
Stupid idiots.
I'm sorry, folks, for you people that are listening in the archive.
I got these jerk-offs in the chat room sitting over here saying, you're a racist.
You see?
It's great to be white.
You said it.
Just shut up.
All right.
Just sit there and shut up.
Everybody out there on the internet knows that I am a melting pot of friendship.
I've happened to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
All right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
All right.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be WAP and Mick and Camel Jockey.
So for you idiots to be sitting over here making this freaking false indictment that I'm some kind of a goddamn Grand Dragon racist, that's a false indictment.
That's a slanderous lie.
And you idiots better stop the, you know, flapping your little cocksuckers out there and excuse my French, but these people are pissing me off.
They better stop it.
And let me tell you something right now.
I've got two words for these idiots.
Punitive damages.
You keep spreading that slanderous lie about me, goddammit.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I forgot where the hell am I at, engineer.
Goddamn, these people are pissing me off.
Oh, that's right.
Livestock.
All right.
We got live cattle futures.
Actually, they're down today.
They're down 10 cents.
A percentage decrease of 0.08% on the day.
And let me tell you something right now.
I have been seeing this at the supermarket, at my butcher's shop.
When I go out there and get my cuts of meat, we are seeing meat going down in price.
And you know what I have to say about this is that because they're going down in price, the producers overanticipated that the consumers were going to be very hungry for beef this holiday season.
And they didn't sell as much as they anticipated.
All right?
So as a result, they're marking all this crap down.
And in my personal opinion, the next time around, they're not going to make as much beef.
They're not going to produce as much beef.
And as a result, we're going to see some kind of possible spike in the cattle prices here within the next three to four months, five months possibly, depending on the next shipment of cattle.
But as I've said, folks, I mean, you know, this holiday season was a disappointment for livestock producers.
And that's why you're seeing a decrease.
You just go to your supermarket.
You'll see for yourself.
But I'm taking advantage, Chef.
I'm taking advantage.
You know me, I like three-inch thick cut porterhouse, T-bone steaks, sirloin steaks, prime rib steaks, ribeye steaks, New York strip steaks.
Oh, you've got to love the New York strip for Christ's sake.
It was a good piece of meat.
Anyway, let's continue going.
We got live cattle, like I said, down today, 10 cents.
We got cattle feeder going up, though, 30 cents, a percentage increase of 0.20%.
And it looks like we got a little bit of flatness going on in the Lean Hog futures today.
And as a matter of fact, I think that you may see a minor or a very slight increase here within the next week or so in Lean Hog.
But then thereafter, I think, in my opinion, that should be it.
I think that should be it until Easter time.
You know, until the next holiday where everybody's getting together and having a family dinner, so they have to go to their goddamn freaking honey baked ham, whatever you call those stupid locations, so they get themselves a goddamn.
But anyway, Lean Hog is down 10 cents today, very modestly, a percentage decrease of 0.12% on the day.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
That's right, folks.
That's the markets.
And let me tell you, I think that we are going to start seeing some decent earnings coming this quarter.
And we may start seeing these investors start realizing that, hey, this goddamn market is way oversold.
So let's go ahead and get back in so we can ride some of this increase that it should be.
It should be at about $13,000, $5,000,000, $14,000 at the Dow Jones Industrial level at this point in time.
But since we have low volume and we have a helter-skelter investment community that reacts purely on impulsive emotion, I mean, you know, news and earnings and news.
I mean, it's just, I mean, it's stupid, man.
There's no kind of goddamn investment tradition or any kind of fundamentals investing at all.
So what I say is, is all the folks that are listening in that want to get into the markets, long-term investment reigns supreme, baby.
Long-term investment reigns supreme.
It made Warren Buffett billions of dollars, and everybody else who's a billionaire or a multi-millionaire in the Wall Street game are all long-term investors.
So always remember that.
So just FYI.
All right?
Anyway, I want to take your call, 646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
I want to talk a little bit about the markets here because I know that we're about to kick off earnings season, and we may have some true capitalists out there who may have a few questions.
You know, they may have a few questions on, you know, what the hell to do in the markets.
I mean, how the hell to read this?
If there is a recession in Europe, how long is it going to take to come out of it?
I mean, what's going to happen?
What's going to happen?
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
Let's take some Skype callers, see if anybody has anything to say about the market here.
Capitalist Bronies and Pizza Hut Ponies00:04:52
Let's see.
Who do we got, engineer?
All right, let's see who we got.
We got Durpington Colin.
What's up?
What's up, Ghost?
Happy Monday from the Capitalist Brony Association, man.
Capitalist Brony Association?
Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
There's actually capitalist bronies?
You know, before you get off on that, if there are capitalist bronies, don't you think that you would have something more productive to do with your time than making videos, you know, going to pizza huts and forcing the workers there to draw a freaking pony on your pizza box?
I mean, don't you think that you'd have something more productive, something more capitalizing to do than gather around some freaking restaurant and rent out their private room and sing winter wrap-up and freaking concert for Christ's sake?
I mean, seriously, Brony, I mean, answer me.
We're not like that.
We actually like the show, man.
Well, no, I understand that you like the show, all right?
I mean, it's obvious by, you know, the fandom that's just spread around the internets out here.
I'm just saying that get a freaking life, man, all right?
Get a freaking life out here, all right?
Capitalize, make money, all right?
Stop wasting your time, energy, and effort sitting there.
And you notice that all these clips that I've been tweeting, you know, and for you folks that are unaware, I've tweeted a couple of brony videos that have just completely, you know, thrown me for a loop.
I mean, I cannot believe that you can actually legitimately look at these people and think that they are sane.
I mean, it's just unfreaking believable.
Just get a freaking life.
It's not that hard, all right?
I mean, haven't you noticed that the majority of these bronies in these clips out here are either fat ham bones or they're long hairs that just look disgustingly slovenly?
I mean, haven't you noticed that?
I mean, look, bronies, you know, what you need to realize is that no one's going to play with your wee wee looking like the way you do, all right?
And secondly, if you want somebody to play with your wee we and you're going to look like a disgusting, slovenly, unkept piece of trash that you are, well, then just accept the fact that, hey, I'm the one with the problem and start worrying about making money instead of playing with your wee wee with other stupid fat ham bones and long hairs to winter wrap up and freaking my little pony, all right?
I mean, do you understand that it take, you either going to have to have money or you have to have the looks, all right?
It's the bottom line.
We're in a visual world, all right?
We're in a visual world where everybody's looking after everybody's visual exterior.
Everybody wants the hot chick, you know, all the chicks want the hot guy, so on and so forth.
All right, and if you can't encompass yourself behind that particular genre of the good-looking guy or girl, well, then by God, you need to make some money.
All right, you need to make some money because, let me tell you, you can buy yourself a freaking dime of a chick.
You can buy yourself, if you're some fat, jelly-ass ham-bone chick, you can buy yourself a man for Christ's sake.
Do you understand that?
Oh, here we go with a personality.
What about personality, Goat?
Nobody has any personality.
I've been doing this show for four years.
Have you heard a personality call-up for Christ's sake?
No!
You've heard a bunch of freak shows, a bunch of losers, a bunch of people that are like, hey, look, I'm going to troll coaching.
And I'm telling you right now, all that crap about all you need is a good personality to get chicks and to get friends.
That's a joke.
It's an utter joke.
You know it, and I know it.
All right?
It's a joke.
All right?
I mean, literally, if good personality was a great thing and it gave you tremendous amounts of friends and people loving you and all this other nonsense, how come we don't put these people on a pedestal?
Even though they may look ugly, even though they may have like triple chins, even though they may have jelly rolls and they're barrel asses, how come we're not putting them on a pedestal saying, look, they've got great personalities.
Look at them.
Because that's something that ugly and fat people say.
Do you understand that?
Oh, I got a good personality.
Yeah, that's what something that fat people and ugly people say.
All right?
So for you people to sit over here and give me this nonsense that, you know, all of the reason I'm listening to my little pony is because we're a community and we're all friends.
You want to know why you're all friends behind a stupid eight-year-old girl cartoon?
Rick Perry GOP Criticism00:14:59
Because you've got nothing better to do.
All right?
And if you had something better to do, if you had a woman that actually got your rocks off, if you had a, or if you're a fat female, if you had a man that actually provided you with some decent freaking events in life, you wouldn't be there singing winner wrap-up and a freaking stupid freaking IHOP or whatever the hell these idiots are.
You wouldn't be doing this crap.
So as I've said, I don't care what you're doing in your own personal life.
I really don't care if you're a brony.
I don't care if you're chewing people up the ass.
I don't care if you're squirrel fisting.
I don't care.
But by God, you have to be a capitalist.
You better be a productive member to society.
And you better pay your taxes.
And if you're not doing any of those, well, then by God, you have no room to talk.
You have no room to speak.
You should just speak when you're spoken to.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, that's enough for the markets.
All right.
646-652-4869.
Let's go ahead and talk about the first subject matter of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about the GOP presidential nominees.
They're out there stumping in New Hampshire the last day before the New Hampshire primaries, for Christ's sake.
And it looks like, according to the BS polls that are being put forth by the mainstream media, Mitt Romney seems to be taking this New Hampshire primary by a huge lead.
A huge freaking lead, for Christ's sake.
All right?
Apparently, Newt Gingrich is in second from some polls that I'm reading.
We got some people who got Huntsman in a third place, battling for possible second place for Gingrich.
And we got other polls stating that we got a third place tie with Santorum and Huntsman.
All right?
And for all you Ron Paul idiots, Ron Paul's not even in the picture.
All right?
He's a joke.
All right?
He's an utter joke.
He's ripping you idiots off.
He knows he doesn't have a shot.
He doesn't have a shot in the world at the White House.
The only reason that he's doing this is because he knows you idiots will donate to his campaign.
He knows that you'll donate to his campaign.
And just take a look at the numbers that he's generating.
As a matter of fact, the day after the Iowa caucus, this man was on the Today Show.
He was talking with that stupid broad Ann Curry or whatever the hell her stupid name is.
And he literally said that, hey, you know, we're going to move on to New Hampshire.
It feels good to be in the money.
It feels good to be in the money.
He's throwing it in your face, and you people don't even know it.
Because as I've said, with all these bureaucrats, they obtain all this money so they can put in their campaign contribution accounts.
And then once they retire from public office, they get to go and basically transfer all the money left over in their campaign contribution accounts.
They get to transfer it in their personal account tax-free.
Tax-free.
All right?
But no, you're going to have all these idiots.
Non-populous stupid.
You people are stupid, man.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about these presidential nominees out here.
6466524869.
Did you take a look at the Saturday night debate?
Did y'all hear that for Christ's sake?
I mean, didn't Rick Santorum sound like he ripped off his ideas of Iran from the true capitalist radio broadcast?
I mean, he literally sounded, I mean, he literally sounded like not only did he rip off the idea of Iran about how I advocated back in 2009, 2008, that the United States should help the uprising at the time.
Remember, the Iranians had a revolution that was against the Ayatollah, that was against the Ahmadi Majat elections at that particular time, and we should have aided Iran.
And I was back in 2009, I was screaming on this broadcast that the United States should help these people.
But they didn't.
All right?
And let me tell you something.
Santorum took the exact words that I said in 2009 in the exact cadence, in the exact cadence that I said it, and said it in the freaking Saturday evening, this past Saturday evening debates in New Hampshire.
All right?
I mean, this guy ripped me off.
Everybody's ripping off ghosts for Christ's sake.
Howard Stern's ripping off ghosts.
Alex Jones is ripping off ghosts.
We got BTR host ripping off ghosts.
We got Rick Santorum ripping off ghosts for Christ's sake.
I mean, we even got Rick Perry ripping off ghosts.
Did you hear what Rick Perry said?
I mean, he sounded like verbatim what I said about Iraq.
That we just allowed Iraq to just go by the wayside and allow, you know, thousands of young men and women to die for nothing.
Meanwhile, we got this goddamn Iraqi parliament over here making billions in profit.
Billions.
Remember, this is not a country with a debt.
They are in a surplus.
All right?
And we are just, what, on the hook for the $2 trillion that it took to liberate these people?
I mean, did you hear Rick Perry on Saturday night?
He said that if he was president, he'd send troops back in.
And by God, that's your goddamn right.
I would send troops back in too, for Christ's sake.
We're not going to let these troops that died out there die in vain for no freaking reason.
We're not going to let these people that are coming back with blown-off arms and blown-off legs go by the wayside for no freaking reason.
We're not going to be on the hook for $2 trillion in debt for liberating these Iraqi pieces of trash for no freaking reason.
So, by God, you know what?
It's about time somebody that's in the freaking presidential nominee GOP freaking circle out here.
It's about time they started talking some actual sense.
And by God, did you hear Rick Perry?
He said the first thing he'd do when he's president, he'd put the troops right back in Iraq.
And by God, that's what we need.
We need to get out of Afghanistan.
All right?
With all due respect to the Afghan people, I feel sorry for you.
It sucks.
It's horrible.
But with all due respect, you're in the ninth century.
All right?
And you refuse to leave.
All right?
You refuse to leave.
And it's not our business to sit over here and educate you and pussy pamper you and show you into modernity.
All right?
What we need to do is cut our losses in Afghanistan, for Christ's sake, because there's going to be a freaking civil war out there that's going to extend into freaking Pakistan at some point.
What we should be doing is going into Iraq and not only forcing this Iraqi parliament to give us oil pro bono so we can knock it off the $2 trillion tab that they incurred, liberating them, but at the same time, we'll gain some security as it relates to this whole Iranian situation.
We'd have a little bit more leverage out here.
But unfortunately, that's not what's happening.
Because of Mr. Yes, We Can.
Oh, my God.
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869 is the number to call out here.
I mean, do you support any of these GOP candidates?
Are you supporting our president?
Do you support the cutting and running in Iraq?
Do you support the expansion in Afghanistan that our current administration is doing?
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call out here.
Let's take some calls and see if anybody has any goddamn substance to throw on the debating table.
All right, 818, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghost.
Yeah, you're a Helen Keller deaf mute.
You're too late.
All right, you're too goddamn late.
267, you're on the horn.
Oh, yeah, you were wrong about the New Hampshire polls.
Ron Paul's in second place.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, whose poll is that?
What, Alex Jones' spot poll for Christ's sake?
Give me a break, second place, my ass.
All right?
You idiots wish.
All right, I mean, let me tell you, you know, Ron Paul should be kicking himself in his old prostate-infected ass for coming in a way distant third in Iowa after all the millions he invested in negative advertising out there.
So for you to sit over here and suggest that Ron Paul, Ron Paul, is second in New Hampshire is an utter joke, and you know it.
760, you're on the horn.
You're freaking Helen Keller deaf mutes out here.
520, you're on the horn.
You've done a very good job in the black hand ghost.
Tain wants you to join his inner circle.
What?
You've done a very good job in the black hand ghost.
I mean, you put down that uprising with extreme brutality.
No one challenges our master.
Tain wants you to join the inner circle.
Shut up.
You sound fruity anyway, for Christ's sake, all right?
Give me a break.
972, you're on the horn.
Yeah, support Ulfric Stormcloak for Occupy Whiterun's bid to get the presidency first place in front of Ron Paul, baby.
That was stupid, man.
You actually think you think that's going to get you, Lowell's?
Yes, got me, Lowell.
You look at the break.
I am a god amongst men, sir.
I am a god amongst men.
You're a god amongst men.
You sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of Richard Simmons in a sweating of the oldies video.
And you're going to sit over here and talk about how you're a god amongst men.
Why don't you take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that fruity ass little twinkle toes voice that you got sporting on going on over there?
How about that?
Fusaro die, your butt crack, in just a moment, sir.
I am going to Fusaro Diets.
And that is all I have to say.
And you will take an arrow so far up your Peter Popper Pooper thing that you will be milky-licking all the bronies for all of eternity.
Oh, that's what it comes down to.
It's a freaking brony.
Oh, my God.
Can we get a major fail on that freaking brony, please?
Jesus Christ.
Of course, it had to be a freaking talking horse-worshiping piece of Milky Licking, butt plug-up up the ass-looking.
Wish he had a girlfriend playing with his wee-wee-having Dingleberry playing fat Kelly-ass hambone-looking chicken-eating cornboy crap.
Of course, it had to be one of them.
Jesus Christ.
We're supposed to be talking about the damn GOP nominees out here stumping in New Hampshire the day before the primary.
The primary is tomorrow.
All right, I'm just trying to get some callers out here.
Of course, we're being infested by bronies.
And the reason is, folks, is because I basically had to show them disgusting footage about what their actions are actually conjuring up here in the material world.
And it doesn't make them look all that good.
And as a matter of fact, it makes them look like a bunch of disgusting, no-life-having, fruity-ass fruit bowls that are probably going to be detriments to human society.
I mean, with all due respect.
I mean, I have a newfound respect for those assholes that call in with the recordings.
Cash straight bronies.
Cash-straight brony.
I mean, I get it now.
I get it.
I get it.
Anyway, we're not talking about that.
We're talking about the GOP for Christ's sake.
What do you have to say about it?
646-652-4869.
We got Eric Code 903.
You're on the horn.
Jesus Christ.
Can you shove it up your ass with a goddamn audio file, please?
201, you're on the horn.
Hey, ghost, what do you think about penny stocks?
I think penny stocks are trash.
I mean, why would you want to go after penny stocks?
It's one thing to go after small caps, you know, within legitimate markets like NASDAQ, SP.
But, you know, to sit over here and to go into the over-the-counter market into penny stocks, I think it's utter trash.
You know what I mean?
It's like the people at the casinos that play the freaking penny slot machines expected to win the big one.
You know what I mean?
It ain't going to happen.
All right.
You're just going to lose for a longer period of time.
That's what you're going to do.
You're going to lose for a longer period of time.
That's all you're going to do.
Jesus Christ.
We're supposed to be talking with a GOP here.
Like I said, they're in New Hampshire.
They're stumping the last day before the primary tomorrow.
I want to know if you're for any of these pricks.
I mean, what do you think's going to happen here?
I mean, according to the polls, we got this goddamn Mitt Romney that's supposed to be sliding into a victory out here in New Hampshire.
As a matter of fact, he got backed up by Christie, Governor Christie of New Hampshire or New Hampshire, of New Jersey, excuse me.
Governor Christie of New Jersey is now supporting Mitt Romney.
And believe it or not, in a stump speech out in New Hampshire with both of these characters involved, Christie kind of alluded to a potential Mitt Romney Christie ticket.
You know what I mean?
A Mitt Romney Christie ticket, for Christ's sake.
That sounds rather interesting.
You know what I mean?
And another thing that's got me looking at Mitt Romney is the fact that all these scumbags that are running around him, I'm talking about Newt Gingrich.
And I'm talking about Rick Santorum.
I'm talking about all these people that are running against him here.
They're starting to take pop shots at Mitt Romney because he belonged to a venture capitalist group.
Because he actually participated in capitalism.
I mean, have you heard the debates that these stupid scumbags are making against Mitt Romney?
Oh, well, he took over a whole bunch of companies with his venture capitalist company, Bain Capital, and he laid off a lot of people.
He killed jobs with his Bain Capital.
Yeah, shut up.
I mean, are we actually witnessing conservatives or so-called Republicans out here actually criticizing another one of their GOP brethren for making money and being a capitalist?
I mean, are we joking here?
I mean, are we actually having this debate in New Hampshire?
I mean, they're criticizing Mitt Romney for being a capitalist, for Christ's sake.
They're criticizing him for being a capitalist.
Jesus Christ, that almost makes you want to vote for the man because all these assholes in the GOP that are running against him are out here pointing the finger like, look at him.
He bought a company and fired people.
He bought a company and fired people.
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He took away American jobs.
Well, you know what?
Tough titty.
All right?
When the job doesn't no longer need to be in the company, it needs to be cut.
All right, that's a sad realization that you menial laborers out there need to realize.
That's why you labor so you can get paid.
You utilize that revenue that you get paid and put it somewhere so that just in case, just in case something happens, you get laid off, the company goes out of business, whatever the case might be, you can actually have a little bit of buffer to live on so that you can actually continue to go look for work.
But nobody does that for Christ's sake.
I cannot believe that we've got GOP candidates that are actually talking against Mitt Romney for being a capitalist, and it's a disgrace.
All right?
I mean, don't you people realize when the job is no longer needed, when it's just doing nothing but taking money from the company, that it needs to be eliminated?
All right?
And I know that people are like, well, you're putting Americans out on the street.
You're putting Americans in the unemployment line.
Well, maybe America needs to step its game up.
All right?
I mean, maybe America needs to re-educate itself and step its game up a little bit instead of being worried about keeping their menial labor job for 40 years.
Jesus Christ, I never thought I'd see the GOP eating their own out there because the man's a capitalist.
Jesus Christ, who cares?
You know what, Romney?
Good for you, you fired these morons that are out here that were draining corporations dry.
Because let me tell you something right now.
You want to know what Mitt Romney did?
He did the same thing Henry Kravis did.
He did the same thing that all these Wall Street venture capitalists do.
He went in, they saw companies that were dwindling away.
They had bureaucrats in the corporate infrastructure that were draining the company dry with bonuses and high-ass salaries and freaking perks of the company.
All right?
And all Nitt Romney and his group did was come in and buy out all the shares from these bureaucrats and then start firing these idiots because all they were doing was juicing the stockholders for perks, overpriced bonuses, overpriced salaries, so on and so forth.
And you mean to tell me because this man went in there and did the capitalist thing that the GOP or what?
Paying him out to be a bad guy?
Jesus Christ, screw you, Newt Gingrich, you fat Prince Valued hair-habbing piece of shit.
And you too, Santorum, and everybody else who's criticizing Mitt Romney for being a capitalist.
Screw you people.
Screw you people.
I'm going to sit over here and criticize a man for being a capitalist.
Jesus Christ.
646-652-4869.
What do you think about this crap?
The GOP is criticizing Mitt Romney for being a capitalist.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
Area coach 708, what's up?
What's going on?
Yeah.
Is your studio made out again?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Is your older brother next to you, or is that somebody that's molesting you?
No, that's my mom.
Shut up, you stupid little brat.
You understand that?
Your mom's not even there.
I hear an older brother back there.
Let me tell you, you want to know where your mom is, young man?
Your mom's out there at Happy Hour getting the horizontal mambo from an ethnic minority.
And I'm sure he'll be there this weekend as the new guy to throw the football in the backyard with you, for Christ's sake.
Sick and tired of these little kids calling up here while the parents are out at Applebee's at PGI Fridays looking for a freaking Alabama black snake.
336, what do you think about the GOP?
Another freaking Helen Keller deaf mute for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, 856.
Free market fixes everything.
Well, we don't have a free market anymore, sir.
I mean, the government's completely taking it over with overregulation, with crony capitalism, with so I mean, it's just it's over, it's done.
It's gone.
The thing is, Ghost, you support Hayek, right?
You support those types of economics, Austrian School of Economic Thaw, right?
Well, I'm a Milton Friedman economic theorist, if you will.
Yeah, Chicago, Austrian, same thing.
But the thing is, I just really want you to say, out of all the GOP candidates, I just think that you should really support.
Do you understand that Ron Paul is the American dream?
Shut up, you Ron Paul idiot, for Christ's sake.
All right?
He's not going to win, you stupid morons.
Don't you understand that?
He's not going to win.
His dumbass foreign policy is ridiculous.
He wants to throw us back 300 years and become isolationists for Christ's sake.
You know, he wants to, you know, play these isolationist nationalist games like, oh, well, you know, this is our land, and we're going to fight for our land.
And we're going to, I mean, you're stupid, Ron Paul.
All right?
You're stupid.
And then put us back to the gold standard.
You know, that's what's funny.
I mean, I don't mind going back to the gold standard, to be honest with you, because it ain't going to hurt me.
Who is going to hurt the most is the regular everyday person in America.
I mean, don't you idiots understand that if we go back to the gold standard, that all the outstanding currency notes would be null and void.
So all the cash that's in your pocket would be it would be null, it would be nullified.
Nothing.
It would be useless.
All right?
So then we go back to the gold standard.
So we would have to issue money or whoever is in charge of the monetary system at this time during the Ron Paul period of economics.
All right?
Then we'd have to redistribute money based upon the supply of gold that the United States has, which, folks, there's not that much gold, you idiots.
I mean, gold is finite.
You understand?
There's only a limited amount of supply of gold to back up as many dollars can be out there.
Do you understand that this is what we were on prior to 1975, for Christ's sake?
And look at life prior to 1975, all right?
I mean, w w was it a great life back then?
I mean, did you see the type of innovation and entrepreneurial spirit and the amount of wealth being generated back prior to 1975?
No, you didn't.
You saw poverty.
You saw people trying to rise up against the government and utilize these supposed isolated incidents of poverty to do so.
All right, you saw the Flower Child 1969 movement because, oh, it's not fair.
We're being drafted.
I mean, give me a break.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
But the bottom line is, is that when we reissue this money in gold, there ain't going to be that many notes to go around for as many people as there are out here in this country.
All right?
And when that happens, there's going to be a hell of a lot more poverty than you see out here in this country.
All right?
There's going to be a hell of a lot of poverty because there's not going to be that many outstanding currency notes to go around.
And I know that these idiots are talking all this nonsense.
Like, no, it's not true, ghost.
It's not true.
Well, why don't you take a look at the economy with the gold standard?
And then when we got off the gold standard, take a look at the amount of progress in wealth and the amount of opportunity that was enabled for others to become wealthy.
All right?
I mean, give me a freaking break.
All right, with gold, people can monopolize the monetary system with gold, assholes.
Jesus Christ, you people are idiots.
6466524869 is the number to call.
All right, I want to hear from you.
6466524869.
Let's go ahead and take a couple more callers as it relates to this GOP situation, and we'll move on to something else for Christ.
So you people are idiots.
469, you're on the horn.
Like I was trying to say, Occupy White Run, baby.
Shut up.
You know, occupying your mother's twat, you fat jelly-ass bastard, because you know she's single.
570, what's up?
Oh, no, you clicked off for some reason.
You clicked off just in time when I was about to click on you, you dumb asshole.
404, what's up?
Jesus guy shoving the freaking phone up his ass.
510, what's up, man?
I mean, you see what I'm saying, folks?
I mean, you call up and you just sit there like a stupid and potent jerk.
972.
Yo, what's up, Joseph?
I just wanted to say Occupy Whiterun one more time, just in case you had freaking.
Jesus Christ, can you shove your white run up your goddamn crustated mother's cutthole for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ.
480, you're on the air.
Hey, Ghost, I just wanted to say all these people calling you dumb and everything in the chat, just don't let them get you down.
You're speaking the truth, man.
No, I thank you, man.
Are you kidding me?
I am speaking the truth.
It's these morons that are going to be waiting for a bowl of soup in about five years and a freaking breadline.
I mean, you know, while us capitalists are out here owning, we're going to own things.
And these people are just going to be sitting here.
It's not fair.
You get to own the houses and we don't because we decided to finance before 2008 a $250,000 house on a $25,000 income and we got foreclosed on.
And it's not fair.
No, you shut up.
Stupid assholes.
508, what's up?
Yo, hey, ghost.
What's up?
I don't know who I'm going to vote for still.
I mean, the closest I could possibly come to a decision would maybe be Mitt Romney because he was a decent governor, but well, I wouldn't necessarily vote for Mitt Romney because of his governing skills.
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But at this point in time, I completely disagree with the way the GOP is attacking Mitt Romney.
They're attacking him for being a capitalist.
They're attacking him for being a freaking capitalist, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, what kind of a socialist crab hole country are we coming to when the supposed GOP, Republican, conservative jerk dicks are in each other because, oh, Mitt Romney's a capitalist.
I mean, that's just stupid.
You know, it just makes me sick.
And all those assholes that are in the GOP should all be ashamed of themselves.
All of them.
614, you're on the horn.
Yo, did you get my tweet about the urban farming by chance?
What?
Did you get my tweet about the urban farming?
You can get a bunch of that.
You can get a quarter acre for about $500 and get a bunch of service to farm it for you up here in Detroit.
Oh, really?
Yeah?
That's a pretty good lucrative video.
You need to get yourself an acre of land or something?
Well, I'm looking at it.
You need to put a whole bunch of cups in there.
I was just curious about your thoughts regarding it.
Well, no, I mean, let me tell you something right now.
Real estate is the thing to go.
I know that people are like, oh, man, everybody is gone out of the real estate market.
It's a risky investment.
Are you kidding me?
It's a risky investment.
It's an asset.
All right?
And if you have the ability to be able to obtain any kind of property, especially at these interest rates, all right?
These interest rates will never be this low again.
I feel sorry for the kids that cannot finance anything at this point in time in their lives because when they are of age and they have the financial means to be able to finance something, they're going to be paying 10, 15, possibly 20%.
So in my view, I mean, I would be bottom feeding out of here.
As a matter of fact, I'm actually going out and considering obtaining more real estate out here because what the next boom is going to be, it's going to be owning real estate for income property purposes, meaning that you are going to finance a piece of property, especially at these interest rates, for Christ's sake.
Just imagine you get an interest rate today, you pay 4%, foreign change percent for the next 30 years, all right?
And like I said, in about here, three or four years, we're going to start seeing these interest rates go up to about 10, 15%, man.
So I'm saying that what you need to do, go out there, get yourself a piece of property, and rent it out.
Because that's going to be the new boom of America.
Because more than 50% of America went belly up on their homes in 2008.
I mean, don't you understand that?
I mean, most of America is toxic with the financial system.
They will never, and I don't even think, I'm talking about the banks.
They will never lend these people another dime again because they foreclosed on their homes.
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They got their cars repossessed.
And once you basically default on a secured loan, you're toxic.
You're toxic, man.
The bank ain't even going to talk to you.
So even though you may have a good job at this time, even though you may have money in the bank at that time, because you have that default of secure debt, the bank ain't never going to talk to you.
So how are you going to be able to live large?
How are you going to be able to go out there and get yourself a house for Christ's sake?
You're going to have to rent it.
You're going to have to rent it.
Oh, and what's wrong?
People are mad that they're not able to talk.
Oh, look at the people.
They're mad because they're not able to talk.
You know what?
Implement chat room martial law on these pieces of trash.
You know what?
How about if I just do the sh whole show and take no callers?
How about that, you stupid, ungrateful pricks?
Huh?
I'm sick and tired of people bitching and moaning, crying like old broads, for Christ's sake.
I'm sick and tired of this shit.
I'm sick and tired of these people whining and crying like a bunch of old broads, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, you make me sick.
You know what I mean?
And do you think I care if you sit here and listen?
Do you think I care if you sit here and flap your fat sausages of fingers on the keyboard?
You think I care?
No, I don't care.
So if I'm boring you, get the hell out of here, you ungrateful prick.
All right?
Get out of here.
All right?
The kids that are listening in right now are going to be your boss.
All right?
They're going to be your freaking boss.
So you should bow to them now before you bow to them in the future.
All right?
That's what I want everybody to do.
Lift chat room martial law, engineer.
I want all you stupid scumbags right now to start bowing down.
Start bowing down to the capitalists in this room right now.
Bow down and spit shine our shoes, boy.
Do it now.
Get down on your knees and spit shine that shoe, boy.
Because I'm telling you right now, the capitalists that are listening in to this broadcast and are taking the financial analysis and that are taking the capitalist commentary and listening and learning and actually believing that, hey, wait a minute, I can actually carve out my own destiny.
I don't have to sit over here and depend on big brother government to give me a goddamn thing.
You're goddamn right you don't.
So right now, everybody that's in this chat room, start bowing your ass down.
Every single one of you, start bowing down.
Stupid piece of crap.
Look at them.
They're bowing down now.
Look at all these people in the chat room, folks.
They're bowing down.
If you're not in the chat room, get here.
All right, we're now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
All right?
And for all you stupid jerk dicks that are just too damn lazy to open up a freaking window, there's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there.
You see that?
You got all kinds of Facebook like buttons and retweet this buttons and share this buttons and all that other crap.
Use and abuse those buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, it's just a freaking click.
Anyway, before we get into anything else, I hate to even ask the engineer.
But, Engineer, I mean, do we have any goddamn Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
Well, according to the Engineer, we do have some shout-outs to be had.
Of course, if you want a shout-out right here, right now, live on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, all you've got to do is retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
All right, Ghost Politics, all one word, no underscores, baby, all right?
Start kicking some of these idiots out of here for Christ's sake, Engineer.
God damn it.
All right, can you start kicking these idiots out?
I'm serious.
Kick them out of here.
Kick them all out.
Kick them out.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, here's the damn Twitter name to me right there, Ghost Politics, all right?
All one word, no wonder.
If you're spamming, you're getting kicked out of here.
You're getting kicked out.
Son of a bitches.
Anyway, start kicking them out, engineer.
I'm not joking.
We're not going to sit over here and then continue to accept this.
Just kick them all out of here.
Kick them all out.
Stupid scumbags.
Anyway, let's go ahead and see some Twitter shout-outs out here.
And once again, the Twitter name is Ghost Politics, all one word.
No freaking underscores, baby, all right?
Don't be a jerk, dick, and make these stupid, dumbass names that I hate.
Anyway, who we got here?
We got Weed Wax.
What's going on?
Spongies for Ghost.
A.D. Pucky in the house.
Tuzor Dash.
Sir Poop Tickler One.
Tub Guy Sucks No Loles.
Ooh, that's harsh.
We got Mountain Dew for Ghost.
Yeah, shove it up, your ass.
We got Ghosty Daycare.
Yeah, that's what it sounds like, for Christ's sake.
All these freaking little eight-year-olds and seven-year-olds, for Christ's sake, calling up.
Jesus Christ.
You know what I mean?
It sounds like a freaking daycare out here.
Can you get these ass out of here, Engineer?
God damn it.
They're doing shark.
Jesus Christ, I'm sick and tired of seeing these idiots.
Just kick them out.
Anyway, where the hell am I?
Where the hell am I, engineer?
All right, we're going back to the Twitter shout-outs here.
And we're only going to do a couple of more of these.
These idiots are being jerks.
They're being utter jerks.
Anyway, we got, I'm not saying that.
We got, I'm not going to say that either.
I'm not going to say it.
All right.
Torzier, what's going on, Torzier?
Annan the Wizard.
Kim Jong Taint.
What else do I got?
I got Dusky till dawn.
Yeah, real funny, you stupid jerks.
All right, I mean, let me tell you something.
You people are sick assholes for these dusky names and all this other crap.
If I get another bad name, I'm not even going to continue.
Han Hanzo, what's up?
Ian Richie, what's going on?
Republican Gimp.
Democratic Gimp.
We got Ghosty Pizza Hut.
We got, I'm not saying that, you sick bastard.
And here we go, Dusky Bath Boy.
Here we go.
I'm not going to say this.
This is just crap, all right?
I'm not going to sit here and promote your goddamn sick-twisted pedophilic humor, all right?
All of you people.
I'm not going to sit here and do it.
I'm not.
I'm not.
So screw all you people.
Twitter shout-outs is done.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
We were talking about how the GOP nominees are stumping in New Hampshire the day before the primary.
Of course, the primary is tomorrow.
But we're going to talk about something else.
We're going to move on to the next subject matter.
Did anybody hear about Obama's chief of staff, William Daly, that just was on the job for barely a year?
He just resigned as chief of staff of the Obama administration.
Hmm.
I wonder why.
Jesus Christ.
I'll tell you why.
Because it's a sick-twisted administration.
All right.
I mean, it's a bureaucratic mess.
All right?
I mean, it's bureaucracy at its worst, for Christ's sake.
And you can tell that this man that took the place of that disgusting, corrupt ass clown that's now the mayor of Chicago, all right, this guy, William Daly, finally said he had enough.
All right?
And, you know, of course, he used the proverbial, hey, I want to spend more time with my family, so on and so forth.
But let's be honest.
The whole reason why William Daly stepped down as the chief of staff, White House Chief of Staff, for Christ's sake, is because he just couldn't handle the damn bureaucratic mess of the administration, for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, seriously, he couldn't handle the damn bureaucratic mess.
I mean, what do you say?
If you're one of these Barack Obama supporters, all right?
If you're one of these Mr. and Miss Yes, we can people, I want you to give me a call right now, 646-652-4869, and I want you to give me some goddamn substance, you stupid scumbags, and give me some substance on why exactly we have to continue with this charade that this president is doing a great job because he's not.
All right, he's not.
He's growing government, all right?
He's putting his arm into the private sector, all right, just so that he can continue to tax and regulate the damn private sector for Christ's sake.
It's stagnating the American economy, all right?
He bailed out all these goddamn financial institutions.
He gave an open raid on the American tax system with stimulus package two.
I strongly advise people to just goddamn Google Stimulus Package Two and read all the goddamn money that went to these dumb imbeciles that basically donated to the campaign contribution accounts of the liberal regime.
It's an utter disgrace.
It's an utter disgrace.
646-652-4869.
What do you think about William Daly stepping down as the White House chief of staff just a year into his position?
Kind of a similar situation to a guy that's now the mayor of Chicago, huh?
The guy that chopped his finger off in the only freaking real private sector job that he had as an Arby's freaking roast beef slicer.
Jesus Christ, I'm talking about Rahm Emanuel for you idiots that don't know Ram Emmanuel.
That stupid bureaucratic jerk dick that's never had a decent job in his life.
And when he had a job as an Arby's meat slicer, he sliced his finger off like an incompetent bureaucrat that he is.
646-652-4869.
Let's take some calls.
863, you're on the horn.
Nope.
Yeah, you're on the horn.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
You're on the horn.
No, you are.
Yeah, we can hear your pretty voice.
You're definitely on.
You're a fruity retard.
Yeah, we can definitely hear you pretty well.
Now, here's this Occupy asshole for Christ.
You stupid bronies, for Christ's sake.
God damn it, man.
I'm going to get a freaking, I'm going to get one of these goddamn horse whips for you idiots.
All right?
Start horse whipping your asses.
I'm sure you idiots will be like, clopping your asses off.
703, what's up?
Good news.
It's me, Shrek.
It's me, Shrek.
That's a bad Shrek impression.
If you're trying to act like Shrek, that's horrible.
All right.
King of Mexico, what's up?
Are you guys?
I'm an Esther here, the King of Mexico.
Listen, I know when you host this show so much, dude.
Wait, is this Iban Ezo?
Yes, it's me.
I'm Iba.
Hey, hey, hey, you know, you sound a little better.
You know, did you take some medicine for the AIDS you got or something?
Because the last time you called, man, you sounded like you were definitely having a bad bout of the AIDS, to say the least.
Well, I'm actually feeling better because I was thinking about you and why you host the show, and it's just to try to...
Yeah, right.
Shut your mouth.
You know what I mean?
You got your T-sale count up because you took the right vitamins.
Don't sit over there and give us this crap, all right?
262, what's up?
about stepping down as a White House Pretty good pianist here.
It's a little bit of depressing.
What happened to my country?
I don't know.
America is now a fruit bowl.
A fruitful.
A fruitful.
A fruit bowl.
That was pretty good.
Hey, 262, much props, huh?
Let's get her up.
Water!
Oh, man, it looks like we're getting a whole bunch of penis up in here, huh?
They heard Xara Hawks is over there.
You know, the true capitalist radio penis.
It looks like he has some competition up in here.
646-652-4869.
That was pretty good.
A little depressing, but not bad.
305, what's up?
What do you think about William Daly?
This is Corhe.
And why you do the first, you know, fucking.
What?
What are you talking about?
Hey!
Why'd you?
Hey, wait a minute.
Why'd you hang up for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ, he hung up.
Hold on, let's call his ass back.
I didn't like that.
Call him back, engineer, for Christ's sake.
He just called up and just said F you.
You know what I mean?
He just said F you in some like Mexican dialect.
I want to talk to them, eh?
Put him on the horn.
we got here.
Hey, man, why'd you hang up, man?
Hey, man, I was going to ask you, but why do you do the first Guest of Minority of the Year on me?
It is very, very bad.
Cortez, Aztecs, and Tribal Unification00:03:48
Because I am very sensitive about my race.
Why would you do that?
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
305, let me extend my apologies.
But before I do that, I think it's about time for everybody's favorite game.
It's Guess the Minority!
That's right, folks.
It's everybody's favorite game.
It's Just the Minority.
You definitely hear some kind of ethnic wang there.
A little Mexican-esque, a little bit Filipino-esque.
I don't know.
What's your case is on the screen right now?
And let's see who we have here.
It's everybody's favorite game.
It's Just the Minority.
All right, now 305.
You were saying again?
What were you saying?
Why did you do the first Guest of Minority of the Year on me?
Remember, I'm Corky.
I don't remember.
Wait, Corky from the Wonder from Life Goes On.
Well, Corky, I don't get it.
Dude, I don't know what you're talking about.
My name is Corhe.
Like, C-O-R-R-J-I-Cori.
Of course he is.
Yes.
I call this.
So are you of Arab descent?
No, man.
I mean, my parents are, but, you know, I grew up in Puerto Rico, because oh, so you're a Puerto Rican.
Now, Boriqua, Morana, Boriqua.
Is that what you dig?
Yeah, but the thing is, like, you say you're the king of Mexicans.
How can you be king of Mexicans if you can barely speak Spanish?
Well, no, you don't understand.
You see, I'm the king of Mexicans that's going to lead the Mexicans out of their strife.
Because let's be honest, all right?
I mean, what are Mexicans?
All right.
Mexicans are the offspring of the conquistador rapings of all the tribes that were south of Mexico and into South America.
Look, I know there's people that are out there saying, oh, my God, I can't believe he's saying that.
Well, I'm being historically correct, man.
All right?
I mean, remember when Cortez went in to meet Montezuma and Montezuma showed Cortez around and Cortez and the Vatican bishops that went along with him to see what the new world had to offer for Christ's sake?
When he saw these Aztecs sacrificing virgins and ripping out each other's hearts and doing all this nonsense, he was justified.
That's why he completely conquered the Aztecs.
I mean, you know, if you heard the story correct, Cortez actually has this big ordeal that Montezuma, which is the leader of the Aztecs, set up.
He set up this big, you know, feast and had all the people, you know, in this kind of a big type of a situation, kind of a speaking setting.
And then Cortez, being a gangster-ass, sick-sadistic Spaniard, decided in the midst of this Montezuma speech to his people, Cortez just got in the back of him, slit his throat, and chopped his head off.
And then Cortez said, you know what?
Go ahead and just kill everybody out here.
Just kill them all.
They're Satanists.
All right.
The Vatican told us they're Satanists.
So go out there, kill them all, baby.
And they killed all the men.
And of course, you know, some of these Spaniards, you know, they like some of these tribal ass that was being represented out there, and not just the Aztecs, but the Mayans and the Ancas.
You know what I mean?
They like that tribal ass.
And lo and behold, I mean, you know, that's the consequence of what Mexicans are, man.
Mexicans are the consequence of the rapings of the conquistadors and all the other people that have oppressed the South American countries and, you know, the tribes of that particular region.
Primitive Ideas and Modernity Clash00:10:35
All right?
So what I'm saying is, is being the king of Mexicans, I'm going to unify these people.
And I'm going to say, hey, wait a minute.
All right.
There's no sense in segregating the whole Mexican tribal situation.
You know, I mean, I hate to hear that, hey, I'm Puerto Rican or, hey, I'm Cubano.
Hey, I'm Panameno.
Hey, I'm Venezuelan.
Hey, I'm Mexican.
Hey, I'm Brazilian.
Hey, I'm.
Jesus Christ, man.
All right, you come from the same blood as the Spaniard rapings of the tribal of the tribal areas of the Incas and the Aztecs and the freaking Mayans, man.
All right, so all I'm saying is I'm going to lead the Mexicans into the new millennia, all right?
Into the new millennia, and we're going to teach them how to speak some English.
That's what we're going to do.
We're going to teach them how to speak the language of business, and the language of business is English.
And at some point in time, they'll stop falling hookline and sinker with this communist garbage, and they'll start embracing capitalism.
And instead of saying a bunch of leftist crap that we're pretty much prone to seeing in South America and Latin America, we'll see capitalism flourish within these countries, and they will no longer be separated by these stupid, dumbass wannabe cultures, you know, like, oh, I'm Panameno.
Hey, I'm Cabano.
Hey, I'm Puerto Ricano.
Hey, you're the product of 400 years of crap.
All right?
So can we completely just not acknowledge the racial, cultural, religious, political, romanticists, and nationalist concepts, please?
I mean, these are primitive ideas, man.
These are primitive ideas.
I mean, this concept of race and culture has done nothing but caused habitual strife for mankind.
I mean, you just take a look at the history books.
What's the main cause of all these wars and exterminations and ethnic cleansings and all this other nonsense, these stupid, dumb, primitive ideas?
The primitive ideas of culture, the primitive ideas of race, the primitive ideas of religion, the primitive ideas of nationalism and a political romanticism for Christ's sake.
And if you idiots want to sit over here and have blinders onto your eyes, well, then you be controlled.
I'm not going to be controlled.
So give me a brain.
Here we go.
You're saying capitalism is a pretty primitive idea.
No, it's not, you idiot.
All right?
You don't want to know what a primitive idea is?
Collectivism is a freaking primitive idea, you stupid moron.
This idea that we have to somehow clothe and house and feed every human being because, oh, it's God's special creature.
That's primitive.
All right?
Going against nature.
All right, going against the whole idea of this realm.
I mean, just take a look at every living organism on this planet, damn it.
Every living organism has to kill and eat another living organism to survive and sustain itself.
But all of a sudden, under collectivism, they just want to eliminate this obvious observation in their own materialistic dialectic theory.
They want to just completely just remove that.
Capitalism provides what nature didn't provide for humanity.
Because there are no other higher living organisms on the food chain to kill humanity off, to eat humanity, to basically keep the numbers of humanity in check with the balance of nature.
There is nothing.
There is nothing.
But capitalism provides that idea that nature has in store for all living beings.
Capitalism provides the opportunity for those that want to survive, for those that want to prosper, for those that want to carve their own destiny.
They have the ability to do so in capitalism.
And capitalism also provides the opportunity to separate the weak.
That's right.
Separate the weak from the wise for Christ's sake.
And you see, that's what the collectivists always exploit.
They exploit the small minority of people that lose in capitalism so that they can somehow create this ultra supreme bureaucratic collectivist idea that goes against the very fabric of nature itself.
And that's why I always say that in this idea of capitalism, it literally separates those out of their own free will, out of their own free will.
There isn't some super dictator separating these people from that people.
There's no government authority saying these people are rich and those people aren't.
No, capitalism is an artificial organic idea that actually allows individuals to be their own person, to be their own destiny, and to do what they want.
And those that don't do what they want, those that just sit there and squalor, those that just sit there in the goddamn gutters for Christ's sake, they're there because they deserve to be there.
Do you understand that?
They're there because they deserve to be there because nobody's keeping these people down.
I mean, nobody's keeping these people down in the gutters.
Nobody's keeping these people down in impoverishment for Christ's sake.
They're the ones that are keeping themselves down because they're the ones that fail to utilize their own natural instincts, their own natural abilities to be able to survive in this capitalist world.
Nobody teaches the goddamn freaking wildebeest how to get through the wild.
Nobody tells the Impala, hey, stay away from the lion or you may get eaten up in the jungle.
There are no directions to life.
But because humanity has surpassed the design, we have gone surpassed the design of our own selves.
We are in the era of modernity.
It is time for us to start acknowledging what we have done on this earth.
And it's time for us to start acknowledging that the only pinnacle of humanity should be progress and it should be progress at any cost.
And the theory, the idea that'll help us get to progress and that'll continue to facilitate progress is capitalism.
Capitalism, my friends.
And those that are going to argue against capitalism, those that are going to argue against this ideology are the failures.
Those that argue against the capitalist idea are the losers.
And instead of not being a loser, instead of pulling yourself up off of the goddamn ghetto, off of the goddamn gutter, off of the goddamn streets, off of the goddamn poverty-stricken, freaking socioeconomic strata, they decide they're just going to sit there and continue to piss and moan.
Haven't you noticed that?
I mean, everybody that's in a bad situation in America, instead of going out there and figuring out, hey, what do I need to do to survive?
What do I need to do to progress myself in this civilization?
What can I do?
Instead of doing that, they're out there with their hands out saying, oh, man, my kids, baby.
You're not necessarily understanding, baby.
My kids, baby.
I need my wealth because of my kids, baby.
Screw that.
Give me capitalism or give me death.
And I refuse to sit over here and look upon somebody who does nothing, makes no contribution to society other than mooching off of the American tax system.
I refuse to sit here and look at these people and consider them the same human race that I reside in.
646-652-4869 is the number to call for Christ's sake.
Let's see what we have to say out here.
We're supposed to be talking about William Daly for Christ's sake.
But we got off Keaster.
So let's hear what people have to say.
708, you're on the horn.
Hey, girls, you haven't had an argue with their kids.
What gives?
Yeah, shut up, you stupid moron.
You see, this is what I'm talking about out here, folks.
These people, you want to know why I always allow these people to say what they want to say?
You want to know why I continue to do this show so that you can continue to hear these morons and their mindless, stupid sentence fragments?
You want to know why I continue to do this?
Because they prove my point.
These idiots, with their lack of originality, lack of personality, lack of parental guidance, this is the consequence of it.
You're listening to it, for Christ's sake.
These people are stupid, and this is the future of our country.
This is the future of the world.
And that's all there is to it.
And what?
We're supposed to feel sorry for these people?
You want me to feel sorry for these idiots that can't even learn for themselves the basic common sense to continue to sustain survival in this goddamn world?
Absolutely not.
I don't feel sorry for anybody.
You know what I feel sorry for?
I feel sorry for the third world countries that don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of.
I feel sorry for the people out there in the third world that are out there living in freaking open sewage water that are sitting out there with a hundred people to one faucet in a freaking village for Christ's sake.
I mean, that's who I feel sorry for.
I don't feel sorry for any of these scumbags in America.
These people in America make me sick, to be honest with you, for Christ's sake.
The ungratefulness.
You know what I mean?
I mean, the complete laziness that America has for Christ's sake.
I mean, you want to take a good whiff of American work ethic.
Why don't you go to your fucking nearest goddamn fast food joint and try to order something other than the traditional burger?
All right?
Why don't you just try to say, hey, I want a burger, but instead of tomatoes, I just want lettuce, pickle, and onion, fleas, and make sure it's, man, you get them off that stupid dumbass rhythm of them pushing buttons for Christ's sake, it's over.
I mean, that's American work ethic for you right there.
And I'm supposed to feel sorry for these people.
I don't feel sorry for these people.
Are you kidding me?
I don't feel sorry for these people, man.
SOPA Regulation and Internet Content00:15:37
I don't.
I don't feel sorry for any American who's going to sit over here and say, oh, it's my family.
Hey, asshole, maybe you shouldn't have spent next week's cash.
Maybe you shouldn't have financed a $250,000 home on a $25,000 a year income.
Maybe you shouldn't have had children you can't pay for.
You don't understand?
Jesus Christ, I'm sick of people giving freaking excuses to these losers.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on to the next subject matter.
You idiots don't care about William Daly stepping down as Obama's chief of staff.
You idiots don't care.
Let's talk about something that you idiots, especially you jerk dicks on the internet, should care about.
And I'm talking about SOPA.
That's right, the Stop Online Piracy Act.
That's going to get passed because you idiots ain't doing anything about it.
You know, you people ain't doing a goddamn thing about it.
You're just sitting there thinking that it's just going to kind of go away.
You know, nothing's going to happen.
It's just going to go away.
You idiots.
That's the top agenda of the Congress for 2012.
I guarantee you, unless you idiots get off of the sidelines and get on the front lines, I guarantee you that this government is going to pass a bill that is going to look a lot like SOPA, if not SOPA.
And what's going to happen to the Internet community?
It's going to fade away.
It's going to be completely dominated and monopolized by the old monopolists of creativity.
And I'm talking about the movie industry.
I'm talking about the music industry.
So on and so forth.
I mean, this is what we should be talking about.
We're all internet citizens here, for Christ's sake, man.
And if you have been brought up on the internet, if you were here since the whole damn thing began, you know that the true essence of this whole community, this fiber optically connected world we call the internet, the essence of it is freedom.
Freedom of information.
Freedom of communication.
Freedom of speech.
I mean, this is the last essence of freedom that we have, some of us out here in the international communities.
Some of these people in the international community are in complete oppression from their totalitarian governments, and the only method of freedom that they have is this internet.
And you mean to tell me that we are going to sit over here and just be quiet?
We're going to go quietly in that good night for Christ's sake while this goddamn power-hungry autocratic government is going to sit over here and instill government regulations upon the internet, and we're just going to let it happen.
Jesus Christ, for Christ's sake, man.
And you know who's backing this up?
You know what makes me sick?
The freaking recording industry and the goddamn movie industry.
And you know what?
Us as stupid Americans, even though these are the people that are leading the cause to regulate the internet, we continue to go see their stupid, dumbass shit movies.
We continue to go and buy their shit artists.
You know?
We continue to do this crap.
You know, every time they shit out a movie with a cockmouth, what's her name, Julia Roberts?
Oh, everybody's got to go see how many lines she has around her mouth now for Christ's sake.
I mean, it's stupid.
It's ridiculous.
Look, these idiots in the film industry and the recording industry had a monopolization over the goddamn creativity far enough, long enough.
I mean, you understand that these idiots just had to fart on a record and make one decent single, put it on an album with 12 shitty songs, and you idiot used to buy it.
You idiots used to buy it like it was going out of style for Christ's sake.
Now they can't do that.
Now the music industry actually has to produce good content.
Now they actually have to produce good music.
You know, and now they can no longer sit here and monopolize creativity.
Now the artists have to actually go out and work.
Yeah, that's right.
You have to go out and work now.
You know, you're not going to be able to fool the consumer by sitting here and putting one crap song on an album of 12 crap songs and expect to make millions of dollars anymore.
No, you have to go out and actually get involved with the fan.
I'm talking about live shows.
I'm talking about merchandising.
I'm talking about other innovative ways to make capital as it relates to creative process.
I don't want to hear these dumbasses in the music industry cry anymore about, oh, I'm losing revenue.
I'm losing money.
You're a stupid lion piece of crap.
If anything, the sharing of people's creativity, the sharing of music, the sharing of movies actually creates an even bigger base of viewer.
It creates even a bigger base of fanship.
I mean, these idiots, you know, I just don't understand their mentality.
I mean, I would much more prefer to be somebody who makes me strike that.
I'd rather be somebody who allows content.
My content, as you can see, my content is all over the Internet.
All right?
I mean, you know, my content is being used to splice.
My content is being used for legitimate purposes.
My content is being used all over the internet.
And the reason I'm allowing it without going out there and being some, you know, overbearing, stupid jerk dick trying to take people to court for, you know, abusing my so-called creative license or abusing my intellectual property, I'd rather go out and allow these people to go out and expose my content to a whole new audience so more people can listen in for Christ's sake.
So instead of having a little small little audience of, you know, 40 people, 50 people, like the majority of these blog talk radio hosts have, you know, 40 or 50 people, maybe 70 people, I'm going to have 400 people, 500 people in the chat room.
I'm going to have tens of thousands of people listening to me throughout the world.
And let me tell you something right now.
I'd much more prefer to be known worldwide than to make money and be known on a continent, one continent in particular.
And I know that at some point in time, when this show grows and it's just so damn popular worldwide, I've got to come out and expose myself to the world.
I know then at that time, I'll be able to make some serious capital, not just on this show, but on other content that I may be able to create because people's appreciation for this show.
So that's all there is to it.
All right?
And E and G, um, I think you're mistaken, man.
I got I have a 15,000 listeners is the most I've ever had on this show.
15,000, I'll even put a damn I'll even put it on the goddamn picture and show it.
But uh to be completely honest with you folks, I mean, we need to do something against SOPA, all right?
We need to do something against SOPA.
Now, why the authorities can't deal with this on their own without having an internet regulation, I have no idea.
I mean, why can't the FBI have its wing searching into anybody who is who is profiting off of somebody else's intellectual property?
You understand what I'm saying?
It's one thing to sit here and me have a MP3 on my computer connect to somebody else's computer and give it to them in that fashion.
I mean, the computers in question are our property.
The least internet connection is our property.
The MP3 that's on my computer is my property.
So if I transfer my property and we exchange as if we're exchanging, you know, cassette tapes or underground CDs, there should be no reason why the recording industry should be shoved up our ass with a microscope.
But if I take somebody's recorded, creative, intellectual property and make a movie, all right, and use that particular song or that creative intellectual property in the movie and the movie makes millions of dollars, well, then that's a case for the person that got ripped off to take them to court and you can get some money, all right?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
How hard is that?
I mean, stupid, man.
Anyway, 646-652-4869 is number to call here.
I'm just, Jesus Christ, I'm sick of SOPA.
I'm sick of hearing this crap.
Because you know, folks, that if SOPA is passed, this show is going to be in the past.
You know it and I know it.
All right?
You know it and I know.
Not only is this show going to be in the past, but 4chan, E-Bombs, and all the other places that everybody likes to go and hang out and exchange ideas and commit lules and all that other, it's all going to go.
And if you don't believe me, you wait until these goddamn bureaucrats get a hold of regulating this internet.
And it's going to be a whole new world.
You understand?
I mean, these types of events like live broadcast from the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, I mean, live events that are streamcasted, that's going to be a thing of the past.
So I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is number of call.
We're talking about SOPA.
We want people to get off the sidelines and get on the front lines and let everybody know that SOPA is serious business.
And unless we stop it, we are going to see the regulation of this internet and it's no longer going to be free.
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
347, what's up?
Okay.
If I need this, I'm going to be honest.
Jesus Christ, somebody getting bitched out by his mom in some other language.
Anybody guess that?
What kind of language was that for Cousin?
I'm not going to let them Jesus Christ.
We're talking about SOPA here.
All right?
I want to hear what you have to say about it.
646-652-4869.
We got the area code 360.
What do you think about SOPA?
Now you're Helen Keller deaf mute.
718, what do you think about SOPA?
Hey, Ghost.
What's up?
Yeah, I'm out of think that this is even be like be like um It shouldn't even be implemented.
It shouldn't even be like any type of discussion in Congress or anything because it's just a complete infringement on our freedom.
Absolutely.
But, you know, remember, the freaking recording industry and the movie industry have a lot of money, and they donated to these assholes' campaigns.
And this is why this is being put on the agenda as a focal point of Congress.
I mean, here we are.
We're still in economic uncertainty.
We're in major government fiscal irresponsibility.
We've got all kinds of foreign affairs that are running amok in the international community, and these idiots that are in Congress are worrying about regulating the internet.
And the reason they're worrying about it is because these scumbags in Hollywood are forcing them to because they're paying them.
And what we need to do as Internet citizens, because we, I mean, there's a lot more of us than them out there, we need to start standing up for our freaking rights and saying, hey, we don't want an Internet consortium, a government, or anything regulating the Internet because the Internet was made by its founders to be free so we can communicate freely, so we can bring the world closer together, so that we can freely distribute knowledge,
freely distribute other kinds of content that'll help facilitate the progress of every human being's mental capacity throughout the world, and all that's going to be jeopardized if any internet regulation, any government attempts to throw censorship on this internet.
Anyway, thanks a lot, 718 man.
Stay on the line.
We'll call you back on another subject.
We appreciate you calling in, though, man.
Appreciate it.
Tango Whiskey, what do you think about SOPA?
Goddamn you think old Hopkins, Hopkins, the Hopkins, Jumping and Chopin and the Chuck and Jump.
Jesus Christ.
We're talking about SOPA here, and here you idiots are sitting here trolling for Christ's sake.
I mean, you understand that you idiot kids ain't going to be able to do that anymore.
Don't you understand that you're not going to be able to make remixes anymore?
Don't you understand that any inkling of any kind of copyrighted material that's not only just utilized in a forum like a streamcast or a podcast like this, but just imagine if you're in a freaking chat room, like in a voice chat room, and you've got about 30 or 40 people in there and you decide, hey, you know, we're just going to play music.
You can actually be taken down for that under SOPA.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you're one of those assholes that plays music on a microphone in a voice chat room.
And look at these people.
They're like, who cares?
Who cares?
Well, you know what?
Your idiots are going to care because your whole social life, which is encompassed behind this internet, is going to be gone.
So, once again, you know, these idiots, who cares?
Look at people are like, who cares?
It doesn't matter.
Let the government take control of the internet.
Who gives a crap, right?
Jesus Christ, this is horrible.
This is just disgusting.
6466524869.
These people aren't caring out here for Christ's sake.
Do you care?
Huh?
Do you care that the Internet's going to be regulated?
Do you give two rats' asses?
Because these stupid scumbags in the chat room go, goddammit.
972, do you care about SOPA?
Now, you don't care about anything.
You're sitting there with a vibrator in your hole.
469, what's going on?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you understand?
This is what we're going here.
This is a hell and pillar deaf mutes, for Christ's sake.
A17, do you care?
As a matter of fact, I do care.
I kind of deprude my string here like your grandma did.
Everybody hear this.
This is America, folks.
If you think that America is going to get itself out of its own predicament, you've got another thing coming.
Well, why do you think that I'm making arrangements to get out of the country here in about a year or so?
Huh?
Why do you think I'm making arrangements to get the hell out of here?
Because these people are encompassing the majority of America.
I mean, at first it's going to be internet regulation.
Then it's going to be government totalitarianism.
And you know what?
These people are justifying it.
With their ignorance and their stupidity, they're justifying totalitarianism.
They're justifying regulation for Christ's sake.
They're justifying it.
Jesus Christ.
And these idiots don't care.
They're like, I don't care.
I mean, go ahead and ring on to Brave New World and go ahead and ring on.
I don't care.
Wood Chipper Mentality and Totalitarianism00:10:45
Jesus Christ.
504, you're on the horn.
What do you think about SOPA?
ICAP, however, will have the starting wall in my new instructional cooking video called Eating Pussy: A Guide to Preparing Feline Meat.
Let me show you a clip from the first video I'm working on now.
Part 1: Preparing the Pussy.
First, you've got to take a chat.
And it's got to be alive because I'm a Sefascist meeting.
That's God shove it off your stars, fucking buttercups.
Shut up, alright?
Do you hear this?
This is the majority of America.
God damn it.
I'm not joking, man.
God damn it.
This is the majority of America, man.
And you think that this country is going to somehow get itself out of its predicament?
You've got another thing coming, man.
Jesus Christ, man.
I don't even know why I even bother, man.
I don't even know why I bother for Christ's sake.
I should end this show early and go to 6th Street for Christ's sake.
I mean, don't you understand?
It's Monday on 6th Street.
You know what that means?
That means dollar, you call it.
Dollar, you call it, baby.
You want Crown and Coke?
You want some Johnny Walker black label out there?
You want some Chevus?
Dollar, you call it, baby.
You understand?
Militan.
And instead, I'm sitting over here messing around with you people.
You know?
I'm sitting over here talking about a legitimate issue that affects all of us as internet citizens, and you people don't care.
You know, you don't care.
You think, oh, it's okay.
Who cares?
Who cares?
It's SOPA.
I don't care.
I mean, it's just unbelievably ridiculous.
What's happening here?
You know what I mean?
I mean, I just, Jesus Christ.
I'm taking a break for Christ's sake.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm taking a break.
Stupid morons.
Stupid.
You people are stupid.
You're stupid.
The internet's about to be taken away from you.
Your internet friends are about to be taken away, and you're stupid.
Jesus Christ.
You know what?
I'll tell you something right now.
You want to get a good example of what America is turning itself into?
I'm going to play a clip right now.
I'm going to play a clip of a damn kid that used to call up here and used to say disgusting, sexual-related things because this is the sick mentality that we're listening to.
This is the sick mentality that we're living in.
And I want you to take a good listen to what's happening here, all right?
Because all these callers that are calling up when they should be talking about their internet freedom, instead they're trolling like a bunch of dumb troll jerk dicks.
Yeah?
This is the mentality that we're dealing with, and it ain't gonna get any better.
It ain't gonna get any better.
So, you know what?
I'm gonna take a freaking break for Christ's sake.
You listen to this clip, all right?
And you know what?
Maybe, just maybe, I'll come back here and continue the show.
But maybe not, because I'm sick of you people.
Seriously, I'm sick of you people.
And after this clip, you understand why I'm sick.
You understand why I'm sick after this fucking clip.
Go ahead and play it, engineer.
All right, go ahead and play it.
Play the damn thing.
315, what's up?
You're on the horn.
Oh, girls, I love your big cock in my asshole.
Oh, my God.
This is just disgusting.
This is just disgusting.
This is just a disgrace, man.
I mean, we're the parents.
Where are the parents of this crap?
I mean, this is what America's turned out to be, for Christ's sake.
A sick, disgusting, twisted version of itself.
I mean, this is America.
This is what it's turned out to be.
I'm not jumping good.
Yeah.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This is just disgusting.
This is just disgusting, is what it is.
Oh, God.
This is America, for Christ's sake, you stupid sexy crap.
I kid you not!
I kid you not!
This is America, and you hear it for yourself, man.
God damn it.
What happened to the children for Christ's sake?
I mean, listen to this!
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, I'm disgusted for Christ's sake.
I mean, I can't believe that I'm hearing this for Christ's sake.
Oh, my God.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Look at the mic!
Give me the goddamn mic!
I've told all of you time and time again.
I've told all of you that your parents have thrown all the young people into wood chippers.
They've thrown you all into wood chippers.
And I've been telling you, and you don't care.
You're not listening.
You're not listening, and it's not penetrating your psyche, for Christ's sake.
So, one more time.
One more time for all you losers that can't get it to your goddamn thick skulls.
One more time for the people that can't understand the grasp, the seriousness that's right before your eyes.
I'm gonna give an audio effigy, an audio effigy of you.
I'm talking about the baby boomers.
I'm talking about Generation X. I'm talking about Generation Y. You have thrown the children into wood chippers.
We have thrown children into wood chippers.
And you don't care.
You don't care.
I'm going to put on an audio effigy.
You sorry sacks of crap.
Engineer.
Engineer.
After that wood chipper.
Throw on that wood chipper right now.
I'm gonna do an audio effigy of the parents of America throwing their children into wood chippers.
They're throwing their children into wood chippers.
Throw on that wood chipper!
Throw it on!
Throw on that wood chipper!
You parents!
You pick!
Your parents get this!
Your parents did this!
Get it!
Get you!
Shut it off, Vince!
Shut it off!
I'm telling you, stupid sorry sacks of crap.
When you leave your children at home and you think that you can, you know, leave them in front of some goddamn pilot video game, you think you can leave them in front of some goddamn boob tube?
God damn it, you think you can leave them with some illegal alien child care provider?
You're throwing them!
You're throwing them into wood chipper!
You're throwing it in your goddamn wood chipper.
Jesus Christ.
I can't believe you, sorry sacks of crap.
You're just not understanding.
You're not understanding what I'm saying to you people.
You people, especially you trolls out there, you people are a bigger pain in the ass than a sticky shit.
Than a sti-
And you get a bucket.
Yeah.
I think God is damn good.
Job Offer for Engineer in Los Angeles00:03:34
Engineer, I would like to offer you a job.
Email me at business at surgeradio.org.
Surgeradio.org, engineer.
We offer better benefits than Ghost does.
No, I'm not going to hit you.
We treat you very well.
We'll treat you better than ghost ever will.
You're gonna hit me, gay, gay, gay, radio.
No, we promise we will not hit you.
We will bring you out here to our studio in Los Angeles.
It's very beautiful out here.
You're telling the girl Los Angeles, California.
You know where that is?
Oh, you don't like Los Angeles?
You should come work for us at surgeradio.org.
It's amazing here.
Shout out to all the capitalist shuggalos.
Whoop, whoop.
Hello?
You still there?
Yeah.
Fuck you.
Five seven one.
Oh!
Engie, dear, I love you.
Yay!
How are you doing, Engie?
NG, is ghost nice?
Oh does he pay you good?
Engineer, how do you feel about Sopa?
Yay!
Shopa sucks!
Jay!
She put I know, right?
We everyone's gotta call Congress.
Call Congress.
You should call Congress, write a letter.
Racist Chat Room and Congressional Calls00:03:19
You're done, you get it.
You call it, you say you're gonna get it.
Fuck you!
You can't call your kid.
All right, you're the best host, Engineer.
Keep doing what you're doing.
Take it all.
He can arrive.
Keep it shoot.
Don't take nothing.
Scared of nothing.
Yeah.
He's so bad.
They call him Maw.
He's a ball.
Call the nigga.
He's so bad.
They call him Maw.
He's a ball.
Ball nigga.
But what the hell is this goddamn slap engineer?
Goddamn it again.
Do it again.
They call him Maw.
They call him Maws.
He's so bad.
They call him Maws.
They call him Baw.
Ball nigga.
Turn this shit off, bitch.
Turn it off, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, man.
You see, I can't even go out and take a whiz for freaking three minutes.
This idiot gets on the mic.
I thought we had a lot more time on that stupid clip.
Obviously not.
We got freaking engineer taking over and playing this racist crap, man.
I mean, engineer man, are you a racist?
Are you a racist?
Jesus Christ.
Well, then why in the hell do you play that song Boss N-Word?
Jesus Christ, man.
Just sit there and do your job.
Just sit there and do your damn job.
You're saying it.
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, folks.
Once again, the engineer gets a hair up his ass because these idiots in the chat room keep antagonizing him for Christianity.
He says, Come on, Ng.
Come on, NG.
Go ahead and take over the show, NG.
Come on, NG.
Stupid assholes.
You know that this man is susceptible.
This young man is susceptible to your influence.
Stop it.
Jesus Christ, man.
We're running out of time here.
Tired Host and Antagonizing Chat00:10:22
As a matter of fact, we're already in the third and final hour already.
Jesus Christ.
We are now the third and final hour.
Jesus Christ of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like to go ahead and ask everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread around like wildfire and let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And of course, once again, for all you lazy, fat ham bones that are too freaking fat and too freaking lazy to open up another window, there's all kinds of little buttons underneath the player there, right?
Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons, retweet this button, share this buttons, use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
It's just a freaking click.
Oh my god, I'm Christ, my heart's beating like a rabbit.
You got the engineer taking over for Christ's sake.
I'm going way behind in the freaking show.
Jesus Christ, I gotta catch my breath.
I can't catch my breath.
Jesus Christ.
I can't catch my breath.
Jeez, try hold.
I'm sorry.
I'm trying to catch my brain.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Just give me a second.
I'm sorry if I'm going off keystra here, folks.
My apologies.
God damn.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay.
I think I catch my breath.
I think I'm catching my breath.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Screw all you people out here.
Telling me to die.
Screw you people.
Screw you people telling me to die.
You die.
Jesus Christ.
I gotta calm down, folks.
I'm sorry.
I'm going off keystroke here.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
My apologies, man.
I'm just freaking tired of this crap, man.
I am tired of this crap.
I'm freaking tired of this crap.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus.
I might have to close the show, man.
I might have...
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm just.
I gotta go to a break, man.
I gotta go to a break, and I just can't.
I just, I gotta, I gotta go.
I gotta go to a break.
Get out of here, engineer.
Get me out.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Shut up, your ass.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Sitting here playing through Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right.
So let me go ahead and start it and let's start it.
Right now.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
Under goddamn race.
That's a goddamn piece of crap.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
That pretty bastard in the middle.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
Under goddamn race, I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
I'm like they just smell me.
I've been telling everybody who's listening to my broadcast to spread that around the internet threat.
That ghost from True Capitalist Radio is a melting pot of school.
Yeah, I
shouldn't even be doing this crap.
I shouldn't even be giving you an like I'm doing this crap.
I shouldn't even be giving you this.
Forget it.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
I'm the goddamn racing.
I'm a goddamn piece of crap.
I am your host, the man they call ghosts.
I am your host, the man-day call ghost.
I'm a goddamn racist.
I'm a goddamn piece of crap.
I am your host, the man-day call ghost.
Jesus Christ, no nuts for Christ's sake.
Shut it off, shut it off, shut it off.
All right, I'm back, folks.
I'm sorry that you all had to witness just me damn near keel over and be violently ill over the airways.
You know, my sincerest apologies here.
I'm just, you know, you know, all these, you know, all the crap that I take, man.
You know, I broadcast every day, you know, and just all this crap.
You know, all this crap I gotta take.
Capitalist Confessions and Sins00:13:46
You know, he's gonna sit there and take it.
You know what I mean?
And sometimes it's a little overwhelming, for Christ's sake.
You know what I mean?
Sometimes it pisses you off.
I better just calm down here.
I'm okay.
You know, I know there's people out there that were a little concerned.
I'm alright.
I'm okay here.
I think I've caught my breath.
I was violently ill all over the place for Christ's sake.
I'm sorry you people had to hear that.
You know, and I just we're just completely behind here.
We were talking about SOPA.
Supposed to be talking about how the Supreme Court upheld the foreign donations ban against foreign donators to political campaign contributions.
We were supposed to be talking about Iran's leader visiting that fat Mexican in Venezuela, Hugo Chavez, to try to, you know, gather up some damn support in these flexing nuts that goddamn Akma Demijot is doing to the United States.
We're supposed to be talking about how 16 are dead after two car bombs explode in Baghdad, Iraq.
Conveniently, this has been a habitual thing ever since we left Iraq.
Ever since the president decided to cut and run out of Iraq, it's been a consistent story out here.
It's on the verge of civil war for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we got China also flexing nuts because of Obama's emphasized Asia military defense strategy.
Jesus Christ, we're supposed to be talking about that too, but I'm just going to go ahead and just continue to, you know, I'm just going to kind of glance over these subject matters, folks.
All right.
I mean, you know, we all know that China is sitting over here having a bad egg roll over the fact that Barack Obama is putting troops in Australia, putting troops in other parts of Asia.
It's making China a little bit skittish for Christ's sake, and at the same time, it's having them grow their military more and more.
But I don't want to talk about that either, folks.
I do want to talk about Pope Benedict.
Did y'all hear what?
Jesus Christ, my chest.
Hold on, my goddamn chest hurts.
Anyway, did you all hear what Pope Benedict said?
Pope Benedict, who happens to be the Pope of the Vatican, the Catholic Church, you know who I'm talking about.
He says that gay marriage is a threat to humanity's future.
I mean, can you believe this crap?
I mean, Pope Benedict actually had the audacity to come out and say that gay marriage is a threat to humanity's future, for Christ's sake.
This is the same guy leading an organization of pedophiles.
He's leading an organization of pedophiles, for Christ's sake, and this guy has the audacity to sit over here and say that homosexuality threatens mankind's humanity for Christ's sake.
I mean, give me a freaking break.
Give me a freaking break, for Christ's sake, Pope.
This is the same Pope Benedict who had that open call-in session that won Easter Sunday and had that call from that Japanese little girl that asked the Pope why the young kids in China have to see so much death, why the Japanese people had so much atrocity inflicted upon them, why, why?
She asked.
And you know what the Pope said?
The Pope said that the reason that you're suffering is you're suffering for Jesus.
That's what he actually told this Japanese girl.
And you can look it up.
I mean, it was last Easter, for Christ's sake, when he had this crap.
This guy actually had the audacity to sit over here and tell this Japanese girl, say, well, you're suffering for Jesus.
I mean, that's all you've got, Pope?
That's all you've got?
You're suffering for Jesus?
That's it?
Jesus Christ.
What a joke.
What an utter joke.
Anyway, I want to hear what you have to say about this, all right?
I mean, because this is something serious here.
As a matter of fact, let's go ahead and go into one of our favorite parts of the show that we like to reoccur here every now and then.
about capitalist confessions.
And we are going to have capitalist confessions right now.
I don't want you to confess your sins to me.
and confess your sins, my son.
Confess your sins.
Willie Robertsons, you're on capitalist confessions.
Just baby buns.
I'm back.
Did you miss me?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Where the hell have you been for Christ's sake, you internet buttstalker freak?
Joseph, I got a job at Alvin Therising Glory Holes, but so there's a table so they'll tell anyone.
Get the sick internet buttstalker.
Get him off, for Christ's sake.
Thought we got rid of that guy, engineer.
God damn it.
Used to call in here every goddamn day.
Look, we're supposed to be conducting capitalist confessions right now.
I want to hear your sins right now.
Because the Pope just said that gay marriage is a threat to humanity.
And right now, I want you all to confess your sins right now on capitalist confessions.
Area code 530, do you have a confession?
Actually, I do, Ghost.
Let's hear your confession, my son.
Hold on, let me give you a little hall and a hand and a holly holly holla up your dirty hole.
All right, go right ahead, my son.
Well, I was dreaming, because I ate something.
I don't know what it was, poor fellows.
I was dreaming, and I don't know what this means.
Maybe you can tell me.
An image.
When I was dreaming, an image popped up, and it was you.
And I said, I wanted a sucker.
Good kids.
Shut up.
I don't want to hear that kind of confession.
Why don't you take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack with that type of confession there, Brony boy?
Jesus Christ, we're talking about true capitalist confessions here.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call.
This is serious business.
516, do you have a confession?
Yes, I do.
Let's hear your confession, my son.
You see, I thought about it.
Girl or lady, whatever the hell you are.
Go ahead.
I thought about these coupons that are fake, and then I used them.
I ended up getting lots of free merchandise.
And yeah, that's basically it.
You use fake coupons to get free merchandise.
Where did you get the free coupons?
Did you make them with crayons and construction paper?
4chan.
4chan?
What, what, now 4chan is involved with extreme couponing now or what?
Well, yeah, they kind of are.
Are you kidding me?
Jesus Christ, get him off.
Get out of here for Christ's sake.
Are you kidding me?
4chan is actually handing up freaking coupons for Christ's sake.
You should all be ashamed of yourself.
What are you doing, moot?
Take your head out of your ass.
What is this?
Extreme couponing, 4chan style?
Jesus Christ.
918, do you have any capitalist confessions, my son?
Mom!
Mom!
I told you I don't want a monster on it.
God, you ever listen to me?
Are you kidding me?
Bake me a cake, god damn it.
Are you actually talking to your mother like this, my son?
Are you kidding me?
I told you this already.
Jesus.
Listen to this asshole talk to his mother like this.
I mean, you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Come on!
Come on, Mom!
Just listen to me for one.
Would you just do this for me?
Do it for the family.
Do it for the family, mommy.
Jesus Christ, you're just making you a freaking hot dog, son.
All right, she's not, you know, out there, you know.
God damn it.
I wish you would listen to me for once, Mom.
Please.
Please.
Just.
Hey, hey, hey, Mom.
Hey, Mom, stick the hot dog up his ass.
That's really what he wants, for Christ's sake.
Stop crying like an old broad.
Jesus Christ, we're supposed to be conducting capitalist confessions up in here.
All right?
Area code 832, do you have a capitalist confession, my son?
Hello, ghost.
Who is this?
God, Jesus Christ.
What do you want, asshole?
Well, confession, yeah.
Before you do the confession, Ashley, I'm going to do a little bit of a prayer here.
Instead of praying to Jesus, you Mexicans pray to Guadalupe, right?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, so let's get one of them.
Yeah, yeah, let's get one of them Guadalupe prayers going on.
All right, go ahead, Joel.
Okay, so on Monday, my mom went to Las Vegas.
She she I sent you a picture about the six, remember?
She drew out that photograph of ramen noodle.
Yeah, yeah.
She she put put him on the closet and she told me, oh, here, that's your dinner for this week.
So she went to Las Vegas, and I stayed home.
And, well, since my mom wasn't home, I'm not going to school.
You're not even going to school, Ashley?
What?
You're not going to school?
Oh, yeah.
I didn't.
I went to school, but I fought someone.
So it's high school, you know.
And they put me in house arrest and now I'm in house arrest.
And then my, wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
What are you saying?
You screwed somebody in school, Ashole?
Yeah, but because he didn't want to pay me the money for the weed.
He did.
He didn't.
He didn't want to pay.
What the hell are you talking about?
He didn't.
I sold to pay the money for the weed.
And I sold weed.
Remember?
From my mom's closet?
I got like a weed.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Hold on, Ashole.
Let's just take a step back for a second.
Okay, I get it.
You're a weed peddler.
You know, you're somebody that's going out there making, you know, what do you Mexicans say, De Naro?
You're making De Naro off of selling marijuana.
Okay, we get it.
But then you started off that whole tirate that you got kicked out of school for effing somebody.
Now, I don't know what your definition of effing is, but the definition that's traditionally used with that word means that you penetrated the orifice of that particular young man.
Now, or old man, or whoever the hell that is.
Now, are you meaning to tell me that that is what you're doing as a form of repercussion for somebody not paying you for marijuana?
Is that what you're trying to tell me?
Yes.
You sick son of a man.
Get this seat.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Doesn't even seem legit.
614.
Do you have any capitalist confessions?
I used to have sex with my grandmother.
She used to like cut her balls in my mouth.
And she went to some.
Well, you used to put her balls.
Is that what you said?
Is that what you said?
Her balls?
Yes.
She was a trans testicle like me.
And we used to put each other's balls.
Are you hearing this crap?
Jesus Christ.
Area code 559.
Do you have a confession?
Yes.
Let's hear it.
Well, ghost, I used to be a capitalist just like you, and then I took an arrow to the knee.
That's a stupid meme, for Christ's sake.
I mean, can you come up with something better, an arrow to the knee, for Christ's sake?
That's a stupid game.
That's a stupid game, too.
That is a stupid, dumb, lamer-ass game, too, while we're at it.
Since we're talking about that stupid meme, that's a stupid game.
Have you played it?
Yes, it's stupid.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, I'd rather play Mario Brothers 2 for about 10 hours than play that stupid, ridiculous, unfounded, unrealistic nonsense.
Jesus Christ, that's enough of capitalist confessions.
You idiots don't care.
Let's move on to another subject matter before we get into radio graffiti.
Ghetto Twitter Trends and Stupid Memes00:15:18
I want to talk about this Colorado.
Where's she from?
Where's she from, engineer?
Durango, Colorado, all right?
Out of Durango High School.
All right?
Some blonde Skankosaurus decided that she was going to take some racy little photos for her yearbook picture, all right?
And I don't know if you've seen this blonde Skankosaurus.
I mean, she's literally got the face of Marvin Hagler.
I mean, you know, she's got one of the noses that are kind of, you know, kind of bell pepper-ish, to say the least.
She's got one of them bell pepper-ass noses, for Christ's sake.
Her face looks like she's taking a couple of smacks.
And, you know, because, you know, the emphasis on her face is something that she wants to take away, she decided that she's going to go out and she took these provocative photos.
All right?
These provocative photos of herself and some stupid little short little yellow skirt and some stupid, I don't know what kind of get-up she had, but believe it or not, the stupid little high school that she went to said that, oh, that's just too racy for a high school yearbook.
And now they made this stupid bitch, Sally Spies, I believe her name is, Sally Spies, or some kind of crap.
Who cares what that Skankosaurus' name is?
Now she got all the stupid whorebag dishrag slut attention that she wants.
Isn't that great?
I mean, you know, this is all women need to do.
All they have to do is just go out, dress like a complete and utter gutter whore, and all of a sudden they're just going to go out and get all the attention.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
And let me tell you, the mother and the parents are just so much enthralled with this Skankosaurus slut that they popped out of their uterus pipe and having her being provocative or too provocative for the yearbook.
Give me a freaking break.
All right.
But, you know, everybody loves attention.
You know, even the mother.
I bet you the mother's even loving this.
Oh, look at my whore daughter.
Oh, she came out of my twat, and I love her.
Jesus Christ.
You know what I mean?
I mean, why else would this Skankosaurus be, you know, out here, you know, showing a short skirt other than the fact that she's a dirty dishrag whore that's trying to get the male attention that she's not getting with her traditional garb and her traditional shtick?
So, you know, now she's, you know, showing some freaking not even legal ass in the yearbook to have a provocative, shocking little thing in the book there, huh?
But the school said no.
And now they made her an international success.
Now they made her an international story.
Jesus Christ.
What a stupid skank.
Hey, anybody who knows Sally Spies, anybody who knows that bitch, you tell her I think she's a dirty, bad period-smelling slut.
All right?
And the only reason that she decided to dress so provocatively is because she's got a dirty dishrag whore mother.
All right?
And that's my opinion.
You can tell her I said that.
Tell her I said it.
Stupid skank.
16-year-old skanks showing off illegal poontang on the next heraldo.
That's what it'll say.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me move on to another subject.
Did y'all hear in the White House during the time of the recession in 2009, when everybody was suffering out here, when everybody didn't have any opportunity, and everybody was.
it's not fair Santa Maria the pink what Whatever Michelle Obama and Barack Obama's kids' names is, all right.
Believe it or not, in 2009, at the prime of the recession, they decided to use tax dollars and utilize the White House to have themselves an Alice in Wonderland party for the kids.
Oh, isn't that great?
Yeah, and guess who designed it?
Guess who was out there directing and orchestrating it?
Tim Burton himself.
Oh, Tim Burton himself was out there.
I mean, just imagine.
I mean, you know, the Nina, the Peter, the Santa Maria, or whatever the freaking kids' names are for Barack and Michelle Obama, they had the opportunity to go out and live an Alice in Wonderland dream on the American taxpayers' dime in the White House while everybody was out here suffering from a recession.
Oh, that sounds like men and women of the people, huh?
Yeah, that sounds like leftism at its finest there.
I mean, did y'all hear or did y'all follow me on Twitter?
And did y'all see my tweet about the bureaucrats in China and how they are out there riding around in $350,000, $400,000, $500,000 Bentleys?
They're out there driving around in Audi A6s, for Christ's sake.
They're out there driving around these great cars.
This is what we are getting right here in America.
That's why Barack Obama has no qualms in utilizing tax dollars to go out there and pay for his Hawaii Christmas vacation.
He has no qualms in the heights of 2009, the height of the recession, funding some goddamn Alice in Wonderland little fantasy for his girls, Nina, Peter, and the Santa Maria.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, this is stupid, man.
This is stupid.
But does anybody listen?
Does anybody care?
No.
No, you know what they hear?
They hear that, ah, look, Barack Obama gave me 20% more on my food card.
That's great.
Jesus Christ.
Last but not least, folks, let me go ahead and go through this little subject before we go to move on to radio graffiti.
Ghetto Twitter.
All right.
I'm sick and tired of looking at the trends on Twitter.
It used to be these ghetto trends, you know, these Ebonics-ridden trends that we see that are basically related to the hip-hop culture.
All right.
I mean, they're all over traditionally after about 11 or 12 at night.
But, you know, we're starting to see ghetto Twitter trends even during the day when people should be at work for Christ's sake.
But no, these people that are out here in the hood that are out here, you know, basically finding and making these ghetto fide trends a reality, what are they doing?
The people that are making these trends, what are they doing?
They're not doing anything.
They're collecting off our taxpaying dime.
You know, I actually tweeted earlier in the day today.
Everybody to Twitter bombed some ghetto fide piece of trash that was trending some stupid Ebonics ridden garbage.
What is it?
I.M. Von Diesel, this asshole here.
Let me go ahead and put his damn Twitter freaking name in the chat room so everybody knows who I'm talking about here.
This idiot.
This asshole on Twitter was having all kinds of ghetto trends because he's got about, I don't know, 40,000 idiots following him or something.
All right?
And if you look at this idiot's tweets, this idiot's just sitting on his ass, feeding his ass freaking cheese puffs all day and playing Xbox.
He's playing Xbox for Christ's sake.
I mean, I'm sick and tired of ghetto Twitter.
I'm sick and tired of it.
I'm calling on all trolls, the next time you see these goddamn ghetto Twitter trends, start trolling these sons of bitches on Twitter, man.
Attack them.
I'm not joking.
Say, look, enough, ghetto Twitter.
All right?
I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of these ghetto five trends and yeah, Jay-Z and yeah, yeah, like replace moving names with boobs and yeah, baby.
That's enough.
Enough of a ghetto Twitter.
Enough.
I'm sick of ghetto Twitter.
All right?
I'm sick of it.
All right?
I mean, all these people, you want to know why they can make ghetto Twitter trends?
Because they're not doing anything else.
They have no job.
They have nothing.
They're losers.
They're getting paid off of capitalist tax dollars, and it makes me sick.
Enough of ghetto Twitter.
All right?
The next time we see ghetto Twitter trends, I want everybody to start tweeting at them and say, look, brother, all right?
Why don't you keep things civilized or go back to my space, you ungrateful pricks, all right?
Go back to my space where you belong, you know, posting those ridiculous gifts and JPEGs to represent your own personal expression, all right?
Placing those stupid music files eight at a time to, you know, stipulate.
Oh, look, I'm original because I listened to this song.
Go back to my space where you belong.
I'm sick and tired of freaking ghetto Twitter.
All right?
I'm sick and tired of ghetto Twitter.
All right?
So the bottom line is, folks, everybody who's listening within the sound of my voice, we see ghetto Twitter trends.
Whoever's at the top of that trend, whoever's got the most tweets in that trend, just start Twitter bombing their asses and say, get the hell out of here, you stupid ghetto five piece of crap.
All right?
It's you that's what's causing the riffraff of America to be complacent, lazy, and welfare recipients.
It's assholes like you that are making this goddamn culture of ours stagnant.
Stupid scumbags.
And screw all you people that are helping this ghetto fight Twitter trend.
And you tell them that ghost sent you.
You're goddamn right.
You tell them I sent you.
You tell them I sent you, and we don't want ghetto Twitter.
Jesus Christ, that's enough.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Let's go ahead and get to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast, folks.
And of course, I'm talking about radiography.
That's right, folks.
It is time for Radio Graffiti, the part of the broadcast where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
All you have to do is give me a call at 646-652-4869 is the number to call.
And when I call on your Skype name or your area code, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
You can get to say it.
All right.
Now, before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And let everybody know that Radio Graffiti is up and running.
We're live right now, baby.
Let everybody know and let everybody in on the action.
And moreover, follow me on Twitter, baby.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
All one word.
No underscores, baby.
Ghost politics.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get right to Radio Graffiti.
Let's do it right now.
781, Radio Graffiti.
I have a confession.
Boy, are you a stutter?
Are you alright?
I killed them.
Shut up.
All right.
Put a cork in it, asshole.
703, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, I'm really worried about your health.
Can you please stop drinking?
Because I don't want you to die.
If you die, there won't be any more Radio Graffiti or capitalist radio.
And I really, really.
Oh, poor thing.
No, everything's going to be all right.
I'll be all right, all right?
I'm as solid as a rock, all right?
I can't die.
I can't die for Christ's sake without sparking synapses of capitalists throughout the world.
So don't worry, I'm not going to die for Christ's sake.
You understand that?
I got too much energy to die.
Good God.
Area code 520, radio graffiti.
Why don't you want to join Kane's inner circle?
It's a great honor, you.
Shut up.
863, radio graffiti.
Man, it was so fun ringing your grandma last night.
Oh, my God.
Shut up.
You sound too fruity to be with my grandma, boy.
617, radio graffiti.
King was just the boy next door.
Dogmon!
I love you, Dog Monker!
A deadly curse.
Let you raise.
Shut up.
Shut up already.
443, Radio Graffiti.
Control Jaw.
I don't even know what the hell you just said.
423, Radio Graffiti.
Shut the hell up.
Shove it up, your ass.
818 Radio Graffiti.
512, Radio Graffiti.
Mug Ranny's a tranny.
Yeah, you son of a bitch.
You see, this is what I'm talking about.
This is what I'm freaking.
This is what I'm freaking talking about here, man.
This is what I'm freaking talking about.
Jesus Christ, give me the mic.
Freaking mic.
Freaking mic, for Christ's sake.
Don't talk about my granny, and I'm warning you.
I'm warning all of you.
502, radio graffiti.
The Pope is Emperor Palpatine.
Yeah, all right, whatever you say.
570 Radio Graffiti.
913 Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, I was wanting to know if you like the Super Nintendo or the Sega Genesis better.
Sega Genesis by far.
Are you kidding me?
The Super Nintendo was it sucked the chrome off of a 57 Chevy bumper.
All right?
I hated the Super Nintendo.
All right?
You were going to replace such an epic, such an epic classic gaming system in the 8-bit world with a goddamn Super Nintendo.
They were stupid.
Anyway, 347, Radio Graffiti.
Ghost, I got the magic juice.
Come over here and Shoke Moduke!
Shoke my duke!
Goddamn asshole!
For Christ's sake, shut up your ass, you stupid fruit bowl!
912, radio goddamn graffiti.
Shout out to all the capitalist juggalos, boop, boop.
Capitalist Juggalos?
I mean, is that for real?
Are you kidding me?
I didn't even know that was even.
They could even correlate those same words in a sentence, for Christ's sake.
201, radio graffiti.
Do you?
Do you?
Shut up.
Just sit there and shut your stupid stinking fruit bowl hole.
732 Radio Graffiti.
How are you?
Christ, we don't want to hear what's going on in your freaking single-wide trailer, asshole.
Radio Graffiti and Single-Wide Trailer00:15:14
All right, get in the phone if you're ready.
570 Radio Graffiti.
I'm telling you, son.
Christ, man.
Shut up.
289, Radio Graffiti.
These idiots really need to start taking SOPA more seriously.
You're damn right, man.
I'm telling you.
I'm trying to scream as long as I can about SOPA, and these idiots aren't doing a goddamn thing about it.
They're on the sidelines.
We need to get on the front lines, and the front lines are right outside your door.
734, radio graffiti.
So, I want to regard the SOPA issue right now.
So, I was since I was young.
I was on YouTube.
You know, I would make lyric videos and everything.
I've grown up on YouTube.
And I would be really pissed if SOPA passed because there would be no more My Little Pony.
Jesus Christ, get back in the kitchen, Broad.
All right, get back in the kitchen and do something productive.
971, Radio Graffiti.
Go, Stumble.
How are you doing today?
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Not this cockeyed rushing again.
What?
What do you want?
I kept letting you know that my uncle, he sold a missile.
It's a missile to the Ilenian Republican Guard.
Oh, yeah, that's great, Nikolai.
I'm sure you're very proud of yourself.
Now, go ahead and guzzle down a whole goddamn gallon of freaking vodka and kill yourself.
All right, 530, radio graffiti.
I'm about five steps away from butt crack.
Now, what do I do?
What was that again?
Can you say that again?
About five steps away from your butt crack.
Now, what do I do?
Take a whiff of this.
I am sick, son of a bitch.
903 Radio Graffiti. Christ.
804, radio graffiti.
Hey, who's ready for a Tim Tebow Super Bowl?
Let's go.
Tim Tebow.
Oh, no, no, no.
Okay, let me talk a little bit about Tim Tebow here, right?
I'm glad you brought it up.
All right.
Now, I'm glad that Tim Tebow, the good guy, is finally getting some, you know, decent plug.
I'm tired of people hating on Tebow because he's a good guy.
Now, then again, I got some criticism for Tebow.
Tebow, God doesn't give a crap who wins the game.
All right?
He doesn't care who wins the football game, no matter how hard you pray, because he's too busy doing everything else across the freaking world.
But it's good to see the good guys get some decent plug nowadays.
I mean, at least much props for being a good individual there, Tim Debo.
I don't agree with you praying every goddamn touchdown.
708, radio graffiti.
Yo, nigga, I'm playing with my Pecker Chef.
You're playing with your Pecker Chef.
How old are you?
Like 24 straight up, G. 24.
You're more like four years old for Christ's sake.
You're only 10.
What is this, right?
336, Radio Graffiti.
What's up?
Stupid idiot.
Nutflex, radio graffiti.
Suspicious Tumbleweed is a cum dumpster.
Bad appearance smells slut, right?
Shut up.
Don't talk about Tumbleweed that way, you fruit bowl.
All right?
She's a down-ass capitalist, you milky liquor.
718, radio graffiti.
They're just staying right there.
How about Dunlop, Radio Graffiti?
Hello?
Hello, operator.
I believe my party's been disconnected.
Jesus Christ, shut up.
Torzir, what's up, man?
Radio graffiti.
Asho, blow your balls out or cut them off.
Just choose a gender, for God's sake.
You heard it, and you heard it in a gentlemanly-like Britannia fashion, there, asshole.
How about Scott David Blaster, Radio Graffiti?
Emperor Napoleon, radio graffiti.
Sticking the mic up his ass for Christ's sake.
This is my Skype name, Radio Graffiti.
God, damn, how many remixes?
Freaking Christ, how many remixes are out there, for Christ's sake, man?
Jesus Christ, did y'all hear that?
Did y'all hear it?
Give me that mic.
Freaking Mike, for Christ's sake, give me that goddamn mic.
I'm telling you, man, I don't know how many remixes.
There's got to be over 9,000 remixes, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, too drunk to host radio graffiti.
Shut up!
Shut up!
Just sit there and shut your stinking smelly hole.
GGC Talk, Radio Graffiti.
Carry off anime, carry off anime, carry off anime, carry off.
Satanic music again, for Christ's sake.
I mean, I thought we were done with the satanic, subliminal message music out here.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, that's the last thing we need is asshole, satanic fruit bowls out here playing subliminal messages to the goofs that are listening in.
I mean, you know, Satan is good.
Satan is my pal.
Satan is good.
Satan is my pal.
These idiots will kill their goddamn families for real because they're that stupid and naive and ridiculous.
So no more of that crap, please.
All right?
God damn it.
404, radio graffiti.
Every day I buy and sell people like you.
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
Are you kidding me?
I'd probably buy your mother, boy.
What are you talking about?
I could probably buy your mother.
I could just throw some goddamn money on the table.
That bitch would be dropping trial faster than you can say.
Ma.
614, radio graffiti.
Ghost, I took an anal fleshlight and taped your avatar to it.
Oh, my.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
Are you shitting me?
God damn it.
Is that the Tub guy?
Oh, Jesus Christ.
This is getting sick.
It's getting sick.
It's getting sick and ridiculous.
609, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Guy, I think everyone in the chat room would appreciate it if you did some chat room shout-outs.
Yeah, well, maybe.
I don't know.
These people have been pissing me off as of late.
All right, I tried to do it the last time, and they pissed me off.
Anyway, 281, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghosts.
What's up?
I don't know, the sky.
914, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
Congrats on the show.
Hey, man, thanks a lot.
That's right.
I'm heading close towards 200 episodes.
And not only that, folks, I know that I said that January 8th was the anniversary.
It's actually January 11th, this Wednesday.
So I am extending, you know, anybody who purchases any product on the True Capitalist shop, all right, at ghostpolitics.com.
Anybody who purchases anything from now until the 11th, all right?
Because, you know, if you look back in the archive, the first ever episode of true conservative radio back then was done on January 11, 2008.
All right?
But do that now until this Wednesday, and I will follow you on Twitter.
Buy anything from the True Capitalist shop, and I will follow you on Twitter.
Just make sure you buy it before January 11th, because that is the official anniversary of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Four years, baby.
Four years.
Anyway, let's get back to Radio Graffiti here.
817, Radio Graffiti.
I'm sorry for your first refiner.
Can't even understand you, for Christ's sake.
661, what's up, Radio Graffiti?
SurgeRadio.org.
All right.
You know what?
I'll give Surge Radio a little bit of slack.
He actually emailed me up and said a pretty good story.
He told me a little bit about who he was personally.
And the man really is a capitalist.
So, you know, okay, surge radio.org.
Don't D-Doss that.
Don't D-Doss it.
512, Radio Graffiti.
Yes!
Yes!
It's great to be white.
God damn, it's good to be white, baby.
I never said that.
God damn it, splicing bastards.
I never said that.
I never said that.
That's a splice, and all the true fans out there know it.
559, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
Sorry about earlier.
Yeah, too bad.
You sound too fruity anyway.
Cosmo Brockington, Radio Graffiti.
I don't blame you for playing that there, Cosmo Brockington, because, like, everybody knows across the Internet, I am now the king of Mexicans.
So, you know, I don't blame you for playing that.
269, radio graffiti.
Hey, it's a sketch and I want you to poop in my chest.
Shut up, you sick son of a bitch.
623, Radio Graffiti.
Hello, this is Grandma 69, and this is actually my first time following up here.
I just wanted to say you should drop that.
Christ.
I mean, what is this?
Max Headroom, for Christ's sake?
248, Radio Graffiti.
Yo, Coach, Conquest, tell the engineer I said hi, and his name is Ryan, and your name is John Conquest.
Now, what makes you believe that I'm John Conquest?
I've been hearing about this all over the internets.
What makes you idiots so sure that I am?
Is Johnny Conquest saying that he's me?
Yeah, because I go to the school and you're a gym teacher there.
I'm one of your classmates.
Now, shut up, all right?
You don't know.
I don't even, I'm not even in school.
Are you kidding me?
I hate the public education system.
Why in the hell would I even work for it, you stupid moron?
I want the public education system privatized.
Are you kidding me?
Jesus Christ.
And if Johnny Conquest is saying he's me, if y'all are calling that bastard and he's saying he's me, he's a goddamn liar.
610, radio graffiti.
Ghost, I've been having a serious problem lately.
Whenever I open a bag of marshmallows, the marshmallows remind me of Sweetie Doll's marshmallow butthole, and I fall to my knees.
Well, you know what?
You want to know why that is there, 610?
It's so embarrassing.
I'll tell you why that is, because you need to get back in the kitchen where you belong.
That's why.
All right, and make a marshmallow cake or do something productive.
Daniel Brony.
Dan all brownies.
You know, you know, I'm considering it.
All right.
I mean, after the crap that I saw on YouTube related to bronies, I'm considering it, believe me.
I mean, it's just sick.
And not just the bronies, these freaking furries.
I mean, these people are sick.
Jesus Christ, 318, radio graffiti.
Oh, yeah, Ghost.
Where do you want to win tonight?
LSU or Orbama?
What?
I didn't even understand you, for Christ's sake.
Yeah, 632, Radio Graffiti.
Dan all brownies.
Dan all bronies.
I'm considering it, all right?
I mean, knock it off already, all right?
843, radio graffiti.
Yeah, Ghost, I got a confession to make, man.
I can't hold it to you anymore.
You know, Mr. Shut up, all right?
You sound like a stuttering, stumbling, mumbling little jerk, all right?
357, radio graffiti.
Ban all bronies.
Dan all bronies.
Ban all bronies.
I'm considering, all right?
I mean, back the hell off already.
831, radio graffiti.
Yo, ghost.
It's hit, man.
How's it going?
Oh, before you hang me up, I got something to say to Ash Hole.
You got something to say to Ashley?
Go ahead.
Yeah, I want to tell him that I had a better chance joining the KKKs.
Shut up, you little brat.
All right?
Jesus Christ, where's your mother where she can give you a goddamn spanking for Christ's sake?
Who else we got?
465, radio graffiti.
Castrie bronies.
Castrate bronies.
Castrie bronies.
Castrate bronies.
I mean, you heard me on my Twitter account, man.
I think that maybe some of these bronies maybe need a little bit of castration.
I mean, did y'all see that crap on my Twitter account?
For Christ's sake, Mandy, people are sick.
863, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, my God, Ghost.
I'm not going to, Grandma.
Oh, my God.
Shut up.
You sound too fruity to even have a piece of poontang in your face.
Axe Man, Radio Graffiti.
That's why I'm calling for death.
Death!
Death of niggers.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
I never said that you seconds.
Damn it!
I never said that, you splicing pieces of crap.
I'm warning all of you people that are spreading those slanderous lies about me.
I'm warning you.
I dropped two words for you.
Punitive damages.
And I'm telling you this right now.
Each and every one of you that are slicing and then that are splicing me, saying things that I never said.
You people are in hot water.
You people are in hot water.
All of you.
Freaking crack.
Give me the mic.
Freaking mic, for Christ's sake.
Look at it.
Now they're talking.
I want shout-outs, guys.
I want shout-outs.
I'm in the chat room, shut up.
Shut up.
All right?
You don't get what you want in this world.
You get what you get.
And don't you ever forget it.
Three-one-three, Radio Graffiti.
Straighten is good.
Straighten is my pal.
Straighten is good.
Shut up.
Support SOPA and Granny Calls00:04:32
562, radio graffiti.
You're taking too long, you idiot.
All right, goddamn it.
619, radio graffiti.
Hey, what's going on there in there?
What's going on with our company planer?
Hold on.
Hold on right there.
We got Xara Hawks.
Are you there, Exara?
Oh, yeah.
it's up it He's playing for you, man.
Good stuff here.
Sound gone, my shlong.
Anyway, we had something going there.
Well, we had something going there, man.
We almost did there.
619, you tried.
And what's going on to Xara Hawks, man, our penis, man?
How are you doing, man?
Not too bad today, Ghost.
How are you?
Not too bad, man.
It's good to hear from you.
It's good to see you as always, man.
You want to give any shout-outs to anybody?
Oh, my God.
Shout-outs to the chat.
Shout out to Suspicious Tumbleweed.
Everybody I got on my Skype.
All my followers on Twitter, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
All right, man.
Hey, thanks a lot, Xarohawks.
We appreciate you all the time.
Every time you are the piano man, he's our residential true capitalist radio penist.
Let's take a couple more callers here.
280, radio graffiti.
Or 208, radio graffiti.
Mike Hutch hurts.
Shut up, you asshole.
God damn it.
Hey, 918, radio graffiti.
Mom, shut up.
Mom, come on.
I told you this.
Ghost, hold on a minute.
My mom's being a bitch again.
Mom, are you actually talking to your mother this way?
Yeah, you got a problem with that, motherfucker?
I have a big problem with it, goddammit.
You don't talk to your mother in that foul mouth, you hot dog-eating jerk dick.
Ghost, shut the fuck up, and let me talk to my mom.
Mom!
Shut up.
Just sit there and shut your stinking hole, all right?
Tell me to shut up for Christ's sake.
If you were in front of me right now, I'd bitch slap you into next week, boy.
I'd bitch slap you so hard, your goddamn grandkids would have black eyes.
Rubber tortilla, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ, he's just sitting there playing with his Peter Popper.
510, radio graffiti.
Oh, ghost mijo, lick of my pussy.
Come in my mouth, too.
Oh, Jesus, you sick-ass Mexican, for Christ's sake, 502, radio graffiti.
Well, you might have enough energy to survive, but your grandmother sure didn't.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
Shut up.
203, radio graffiti.
Ring, Banana phone.
Ring, Shut up.
818 Radio Graffiti.
What the hell happened over there, for Christ's sake?
502, radio graffiti.
Oh, God.
What are you, fapping, or what?
What the hell's your problem?
Oh, no, that last call was pretty funny.
Sorry.
Shut up.
912, radio graffiti.
Hello?
Goodbye.
865, radio graffiti.
Hey there, ghost.
I was just wondering your opinion on third world countries.
You know how they.
Well, it's too late for Christ's sake.
There's only two minutes left in the broad.
There's only a minute left.
Let's do one more.
210, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
How about 781, radio graffiti?
Why do you support SOPA?
I don't support SOPA, asshole.
563, Radio Graffiti.
I'm calling on Australian terrorists that are not here to use and abuse my granny.
Jews.
God damn it with the goddamn granny calls.
That's it.
Enough of this crap.
I'm done with this crap.
Rainbow Dash and Australian Terrorists00:16:03
Stick a fork in me.
for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you, scumbag something, all right?
We got nine seconds left, but I'm out of here.
You'll be lucky if I come back tomorrow.
You'll be lucky if I come back tomorrow, for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we're now officially off the air.
All right?
We are now officially off there, no longer on the live broadcast.
The only way that you're listening to this, if you're on the horn or you're in the archive.
But by God, I am sick and tired of these damn scumbags calling up and besmirching my show.
I don't appreciate it one freaking bit.
Stupid scumbags.
Anyway, I'm going to do some chat room shout-outs.
I'm doing it from the bottom, all right?
So let's go ahead and do it right now.
We got Wood Chippers for Kids, Wonderbolt, we got William Nutt, We Don't Lose, Watsaku 115, we got Virgin Ghosts, Vitamers, Veteran of Forum Wars, Vesper the Snake, Twilight Sparkle 2012, 2-2 was butt-told, Truth and Ads, Troy Park LOL, Trolley McCoolface, Trait 25, Torzier,
Two Fairy Ghost, Toon Amy Operations Mod, T Karma, Tickle My Anus, you sick son of a bitch, The Stig 220, The Rock 88, The Man with the Plan, The Kennel Pie, The Fat Hat, The Draconiacus, we got Texas Bar and Grill, Texas Hambone.
Who the hell else we got going on over here?
We got Tesla Storm, we got T Ambulance of Passion.
I'm not gonna say that.
We got Super Poop Tickler, we got Sonk Mommy, we got that asshole.
We got Suckabus Foot Job, we got Steven Whitaker, Stealth Archer, Solid Wolf, Socialist Grandma, we got Sergeant Yoda, Senor Ghost, get that asshole, get out of here, get that Senor Goat Rape, get him out of here, get him out, asshole, get him out, engineer, goddammit!
All right, who the hell else we got?
We got Sergeant Yoda in the place.
What's going on?
We got Skull155, Sam the SpongeBobby, we got Rolling on the Floor Laughing Copter, we got Robin Farrell, R.I.P. Ghost, we got Rina Chan, we got RDev 279, we got Rainbow Dash for Life, Rainbow Dash for Ghost, we got the Ray Kurion.
I'm not gonna say that for Christ.
I'm gonna say, I'm not saying the next one.
All right.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Xara loves Matt.
Okay, we got, I'm not saying anything, I'm not saying anything against Tumbleweed asshole.
We got QT Mark Crusaders, we got Purple Slime Girl, Princess Luna, Princess Molestia, Poop Slapper, PLC Mouth.
Who else do we got here?
We got Plasmic Reaver, we got Pinkie Pie, Phoenix Blaze Z1, Penis Twaddler, we got Patrick A OMFG, P Hambone Power, OG McKidds,
O Flamo, Occupy 6th Street, Occupy Ghost's Grant, get that asshole out, get him out, Occupy, get him out of here, get that son of a bitch out, son of a bitch.
You talk about my goddamn granny.
I told you this, goddammit.
Nion Kitty, NWO Informant, Nigerian, what's up?
We got Netaro Fool.
We got Necrophili Granny.
Get this assholes that are talking about my granny.
Get him out.
Naughty Rainbow Dash.
Nano LOL.
Matt Lauer for Xara.
N. Asho is Cancer.
Mug Ranny's a trendy.
Get that asshole out of here.
Get him out.
Assholes, you better stop, or I'm going to cut this short, boy.
Anyway, we got Mr. Hambone.
We got Mike Coring.
We got Mexican Ghost, Meredith Vieira, Miel the Gunabarf, Megan, Megan, Megan.
Who else we got?
We got McChowza.
We got Malik 2037.
We got Magy Wave, Magical Brony.
We got Looney Lunet 05.
We got LOLO44.
We got Lick My Sack.
We got Tumble Flat Chest.
Ah, you son of a bitch.
Get Tumble Flat Chest out of it.
Get out!
We got King Trelestia.
We got Josh Ward, Joseph Richards, Ivan Emilio Hernandez.
We got It's James 1991.
I'm not going to say the next one.
Get the next one out of here.
Get the next one out.
Jesus Christ.
Who else we got?
We got iPhone is Fail.
Indy 1489.
Indy Cat.
I'm from the future.
I'm an alcoholic.
I see Butts.
I see Nurgle.
We got Hell's Ben Lan.
Get that asshole.
Get him out.
Christ's sake.
Who else we got?
We got the Harebinger.
We got H. Very.
Get that asshole.
Get him out.
Get these assholes that are just getting names to be cute.
Get him out.
We got the Harebinger, and we got all the guests.
Take a look at all the guests up in here.
What's going on with the guests up in here?
Follow me on Twitter, baby.
Ghost Politics, all right?
All one word, no underscores.
Here, here it is on the screen, right here.
Everybody follow this Twitter name right here.
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
There it is.
It's just simple as that, for Christ's sake, all right?
Simple as that.
Anyway, we got Giggle and Ghosty.
We got Ghost Engineer.
Ghost of Hanukkah Present.
Get that asshole out of here.
Get him out.
These idiots that keep thinking I'm a Jew up in here.
Get him out.
We got Ghost is autistic.
Get Ghost is Autistic out of here.
Get that asshole out.
Some idiot in Gay Pride.
Games.
I can't even understand.
I can't pronounce that.
Future DMD in the house.
Fluffy.
Final Cut 747.
I'm not going to say that next one for Christ's sake.
Are you kidding me?
I drink after birth.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me, you six sons of bitches?
God damn it, you're sick.
God damn it, you're sick.
God damn it, you all are six sons of bitches out there, man.
Jesus, Chris.
Get a night out of here, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, we got extended mag for Basha, whatever the hell that means.
Eric Weitner, Eric Sean, Erek Dispenser, Epic Incest, Enix Squared, MC Weiner.
Who else we got?
We got E. Tell L. Erica is Best Lord.
ED Plus.
Ghost Can't Say Hairbanger.
Shut up, you idiot.
Shut up.
Get him out.
We got Dumb Cumpster.
We've got Dre Corix.
We got Dog Star.
We got Dew the Dusky.
Get Do the Sandusky.
We got BJ Penguin.
We got Death Machine AX Dead 1999.
Dark Razors in the place.
What's going on, Dark Razors?
Daniel McCarthy.
Meredithies for Ghost.
Jesus Christ.
CSX Rail fan 2.
What's up?
Crazy U2 Ninja Ninja.
Something like that.
Cosbro, what's going on?
Comrade Vladimir.
I'm not going to say that.
Get that asshole out.
That's after Cosborough.
Get him out.
Jesus Christ.
Colin Sporing.
Ghost is Tupid.
Screw you.
Take him out.
Serena the strongest.
Chase Murphy.
Charbroil Texas.
Get Charbroil Texas out of here for Christ's sake.
Making fun of the damn Texas wildfire.
Get him out.
Anyway, we've got CDI Fan 237, Carl Sagan, Captain Nick, Candy Vag, Hambone Weed, B-Town, Bronify, Bronies for Ghost, Bring, Backpack, I can't even, I don't know what the hell that's.
Backpack crystal Pepsi, whatever the hell that means.
Blue Star Nation, Blue Slime Girl, Blue Engineer, Black Worm, or Black Out Worm, I should say.
Barry Punch, Bachman Swallows, B Inspector Hambone, Axe 3315, Awesome Turkwig, Aquamouse, Anon the Wizard, Alicia, A Gross Nutsack.
Jeez, that's gross.
A good demo plan, 666 for Grandma.
Shut up.
Get that asshole out.
Get 666 for Grandma out of here.
Get out.
That's stupid.
It's sick, and you beat her.
Stop talking about my granite.
Who else we got?
We got four years of shitty radio.
Shit, get set up.
Get him out!
Get him out!
Son of a bitch.
Four years of shitty radio.
What are you talking about?
I'm an internet legend, for Christ's sake.
You understand that?
I'm an internet legend.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we got 2012 more sunburnt text.
Jesus Christ.
Get that ass.
Get these assholes out of here, engineer.
God damn it.
Good day.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we got Omega Man.
We got Zero Bleeding Anus.
We got Herman Kane.
I don't even know what the hell that says.
Something about Herman Kane.
We got Wide Pooper Penn State.
I'm not saying the rest of these zeros.
Screw all you zero names.
All right.
Just go shove it up your ass.
How about that?
That's enough, all right?
That's enough chat room shout-outs for Christ's sake.
All you zero names, go shove it up.
You're clogged up on original poopers, all right?
Oh, yeah, what's up to Axara Hawks?
At least he's a zero name.
What's up, Axara Hawks?
Everybody else, go shove it up your ass.
I'm just going to do a couple of more radio graffitis after the show, radio graffitis, and then I'm out of here.
I'm going to Sixth Street Milletime, baby.
Milla Time.
Let's see who we got here.
315, Radio Graffiti.
I love Rainbow Dash Sperm.
Shut up.
All right, you freaking sick-ass bronies.
Shut up.
Texas Troll Radio Graffiti.
That stupid hippie dope smoking duck damn these remixes, man.
Jesus Christ, give me the freaking goddamn I'm only gonna take a couple of more, and that's it, for Christ's sake.
A couple of more, just so that the people in the archives have something a little extra to listen to.
All right, that's it.
520, radio graffiti.
One vision, one purpose.
Pastropower!
Shut up.
508, radio graffiti.
I hate you with a passion.
I hate you too.
I hate you too, you stupid little prick, because you sound fruity.
810, radio graffiti.
Now you're playing with your Peter Shaft, for Christ's sake.
336, Radio Graffiti.
Shoo, be too.
Shoo, shoo, bee, too.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
559, radio graffiti.
SOPA sucks.
You're damn right, SOPA sucks.
952, radio graffiti.
I hate to keep being water shy.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
Kraft Lawrence, radio graffiti.
Shut up.
You're just playing with your Peter Popper is what you're doing.
289, Radio Graffiti.
Why do you dislike the Super Nintendo?
Because it sucks, alright?
It sucks the chrome of a 57 Chevy bumper, for Christ's sake, alright?
I mean, how could they come up with a system like the original Nintendo, which had a vast variety of different games?
And I mean, it was.
I mean, let's not get into this debate, alright?
Who the hell else?
404, radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
Capitalist Poop Tickler, Radio Graffiti.
If you're a man that's been raped, I'd like to rape you too.
No matter how slight.
Shut up.
I never said that, you sick son of a bitch.
I never said that.
423, radio graffiti.
Radio graffiti.
I hate to keep beating my grandmother here, but goddamn sons of bitches with a goddamn audio screen.
I said, I'm done with this crap.
You understand?
I don't even need to be doing this.
I don't even need to be doing this broadcast.
You people don't understand that.
You people can't get dick through your heads.
You people just don't interpret this crap, and I don't need to be here.
I don't need to do this crap.
I mean, don't you understand that?
Son of a bitch.
Come in, man.
Freaking mice, for Christ's sake, man.
Son of a bitch.
I mean, that's what you people need to get through your goddamn heads.
I don't need to be here.
Purchase Guns and YouTube Challenge00:09:25
Torzier, radio graffiti.
To the chat room trolls, the UK does not have a population of one.
I am not Tazaki.
Cheers, Ghost.
Hey, man, cheers.
What's going on?
We got 417, Radio Graffiti.
You're playing with your Peter Popper.
703, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, uh, I was wondering if you can give some tips to a would-be capitalist like myself.
Well, um, whatever you do to make money, be able to utilize that money to obtain assets because assets is what makes wealth.
All right, always remember that.
And balls, by the way, balls.
347 Radio Graffiti. Idiots.
608, radio graffiti.
I heard about you talking about guns yesterday, how people getting guns for Christmas.
Well, guess what I got?
A Lego cancer.
I was going to say, it sounds like a pea shooter from where I'm standing for Christ.
It sounds like a little 22.
Who else we got?
at 860 Radio Graffiti.
The Chiz, Radio Graffiti.
My grandmother got the blowjob now.
You know what I'm talking about?
Shut up.
Jimmy, radio graffiti.
Perhaps.
Penis.
Parrots.
Cat.
All right, we get it.
Jesus Christ.
Another Wizard Radio Graffiti.
He shattered them all.
Can't all be ducks win.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, you know, I mean, I get it.
You know, Tebow, he's a good guy, but let's get off the sack already.
All right?
Jesus Christ.
The man can't throw.
All right.
That's just blatantly sad.
He can't throw.
All right.
508, radio graffiti.
What do you have against Devonic in the tweet?
What do I have against it?
It's ridiculous.
It's stupid.
It's uneducated.
Yeah, but most of those people posting that are young men and women, but...
No, no, they're not.
No, they're not.
They're a bunch of entitle recipient losers that don't do anything throughout the day except eat food, smoke marijuana, watch cartoons, and play PlayStation 3 all day.
All right?
I mean, why don't you just go and take a look for yourself whenever you see these goddamn ghetto trends on Twitter pop up on the side of your screen there and take a look at who's actually tweeting that crap as an actual trend.
It's all a bunch of ghetto five pieces of wannabe Compton living crap.
So, you know, let's not be ignorant, all right?
Let's let's, you know, let's get some goddamn civility going on.
830, radio graffiti.
How you doing, those?
Great show, apart from the trolls.
Hey, man, thanks a lot.
I appreciate it, bro.
201, radio graffiti.
You know what?
Here's a $40 sip of dirty yellow bubbly piss.
Let me go ahead and take a sip here.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
The Bro Smashers.
Oh, no, you're not.
You're not out.
You don't have your hand up.
My bad.
508, Radio Graffiti.
Radio graffiti.
Jesus Christ, I didn't realize that was going to be all the rage over the internets when I did that.
817, radio graffiti.
Amen.
Jesus Christ.
Let stop puffing the magic dragon.
270, radio graffiti.
Hey, guys, Ward 24.
Didn't get to the uh pay.
Thanks for the follow, and yeah.
Good show.
I'll try to be here.
Thanks a lot, man.
703, Radio Graffiti.
Schedule Fetch!
Schedule Fetch!
Christ, Skull 314, Radio Graffiti.
That's it.
I mean, after that ridiculous idiot laughing like some obnoxious jerk off, I'm getting the hell out of here for Christ's sake, all right?
I may or may not be here tomorrow.
I don't know.
You know, it all depends on you.
That's right.
That all depends on you.
What you need to do is give me a tweet right now at Ghost Politics.
All right.
That's the Twitter name to be following.
And let me know.
Should I be doing a damn show tomorrow?
I'm definitely going to be doing one on Wednesday because it is four years, baby, of True Capitalist Radio being on the air four years.
And I hope that we go another four years for Christ's sake.
And once again, all right, I am extending the True Capitalist Radio shop buying opportunity.
For you folks that don't know, if anybody from now until the 11th, it was the 8th, but I was mistaken, unfortunately.
From now until the 11th, which is only a couple of more days.
That's it.
All right?
If you go to ghostpolitics.com and purchase anything, anything from there, it doesn't matter what it is, and you purchase it before January 11th and videotape it and post yourself using it on YouTube, I will follow you on Twitter, baby.
It's that simple.
All right?
You purchase anything from ghostpolitics.com from now until the 11th, which is this Wednesday.
All right?
You have to purchase it.
That's all you have to do.
Even if you don't get it by January 11th, as long as you purchase it before January 11th, and then after you get it, you put video on YouTube sporting your merch, then I will follow you on Twitter for life.
As a matter of fact, let me go ahead and give some shout-outs to the people that I'm following on Twitter.
This is the Capitalist Fan Ring of Honor.
So let's go ahead and let's get to the people that I'm following.
Chad A. King in the house.
Spongies for Ghost.
Me Slappington.
Serge SoCal.
We got Celtic Brony, Bathtub Guy, Jeff Schubert, Torzier, Sergeant Yoda, Follow from Ghost, Meteorid Junkie, or Metroid Junkie, I should say.
Excuse me.
Malice.
That's M-A-L underscore 1CE.
Smojin 087.
Ward 24.
Game On 95.
Gasgara.
Suspicious Tumbleweed.
Cosmo CB.
Desert Rose Radio.
Dobot Ricks.
Death to Entitlements.
Senator Poop Tickler.
And IG Films V2.
And of course, folks, if you want to be a part of that exclusive group, all you've got to do is go to ghostpolitics.com and purchase anything, anything, anything from that particular website, from the True Capitalist Radio shop.
And do it before the 11th.
Do it before Wednesday.
And I will follow you on Twitter.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Once again, it was a decent show.
Unfortunately, it got turned into carpet munching Monday by a lot of these jerk dicks that continue to agitate the broadcast.
But before we go, I'd like for everybody to please add to your favorites or your bookmarks, blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
It's the official archive of every episode that I have ever conducted on this internet in the past four years that I've been broadcasting.
All right?
I mean, you can go way back.
You can go back four years for Christ's sake, man.
There are thousands of hours of content.
And I strongly advise you to go there if you have nothing else better to do or if you need something to put in your iPad or your iPod or your iPhone.
Go to blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
And I'm telling you, every episode that I've ever conducted is on there for free to download.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Thank you once again for listening.
Long live the capitalist movement and death to ignorance, baby.
Get me out of here, Engineer.
I'm there.
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Boar's Head Teriyaki Chicken Launch00:00:30
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