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I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
The badass of business.
Give him capitalism or give him death.
That's it.
Period.
Broadcasting from his skylight office studios in beautiful downtown Austin, Texas.
You sound fruitier than a box of fruit loops, for Christ's sake.
And now, he'll take it from here.
Your host, the prognosticator of prognosticators, the man they call Go Me.
You know what time it is, baby?
Four years.
Four years I've been doing this broadcast.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me to a very special edition of True Capitalist Radio.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
As you can see, I'm a little giddy, for Christ's sake.
I mean, there's a smile on my face because it's my anniversary anniversary.
That's right, folks.
Four years I've been here.
Four years I've been on the air, folks.
Let me tell you something right now.
It's been a crazy ride.
I hope that you have had a great experience on this ride.
But there's many, many more years to come.
Many more years to come.
And for you folks that are unaware, four years ago on this day, yours truly started his broadcasting internet career right here on the Blog Talk Radio Network.
And for you folks that, you know, haven't heard the shows back then, I mean, of course, I was a conservative until the conservative movement backstabbed me by bowing down and putting this Eskimo bimbo from Alaska on a pedestal, Sarah Palin, as some kind of a conservative mouthpiece.
I consider that a backstab from the conservative movement, so I turned my back on the conservative movement.
Anyway, folks, I am giddy.
Let's not even talk about old times.
It's the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Four-year anniversary.
This is episode number 196.
196 episodes of the True Capitalist Radio have gone by.
And before we get into anything else, folks, I want everybody to please, all right, retweet the broadcast.
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire.
God damn it.
Are you kidding me?
It's a great day today.
We're having a party today.
All right, we're just going to get into the markets.
I'm going to try to get through it as quick as possible.
I'm going to try to go over that ridiculous New Hampshire primary yesterday.
And let me tell you something else.
I can check New Hampshire as an American pissing ground that I'm never going to go visit in my life, for Christ's sake.
I mean, yeah, give me a break.
All right?
But anyway, let me just go ahead and get right through the markets for Christ's sake.
going to be mostly calls.
We're going to take in calls from a lot of the people that are avid listeners of the broadcast.
Hopefully some of the common characters show up.
We're going to take people's calls about memories.
That's right.
True capitalist memories in the corner of my mind.
We want to talk a little bit about true capitalist memories.
So before we get into anything else, let's just go right in the markets for Christ's sake because it was another Helter Skelter day on the markets, folks.
I mean, we started the day on the downside, and the other market index, with the exception of the Dow Jones Industrials, actually closed up on the plus side.
So let's just get right into it, shall we?
The Dow Jones Industrials closes on the downside, very modest, but on the downside, 13.02 points on the decrease, a percentage decrease of 0.10%, closing out the Dow Jones Industrials at 12,449.50 points for the Dow Jones Industrials.
We've got the S ⁇ P 500 up today, 0.40%, or Jesus Christ, 0.40 points, a percentage increase of 0.03%.
I'm sorry, I'm excited.
You can tell I want to get through the markets because it's my anniversary.
I mean, you know what I'm saying?
It's my anniversary for Christ's sake, man.
And screw you people laughing in the chat room, all right?
I'm not letting you people ruin my anniversary, all right?
It's my day.
It's my day.
It belongs to me.
So I'm not going to let you people ruin it here.
So let me continue on with the markets, and I'm just going to disregard all the text chat warriors in the chat room trying to, you know, throw me off.
Anyway, the NASDAQ, or excuse me, the S ⁇ P closes out at 1,292.48 points for the S ⁇ P 500.
The NASDAQ closes on the upside, 8.26 points, a percentage increase of 0.31%, closing out the NASDAQ at 2,710.76 points for the NASDAQ composite.
And let's go ahead and get to our European brethren across the pond in the UK.
That's right.
Oh, yes.
It's the FTSE 100.
We are down today 25.8 points, a percentage decrease of 0.45%.
Closing out FTSE 100 at 5,670.82 points for the FTSE 100.
And of course, for our German brethren, Schloggen Volkswagen, we've got the DAX down 10.64 points, a percentage decrease of 0.17%, closing out the DAX at 6,152.34 points for the DAX.
Anyway, let's go ahead and get to the commodities for Christ's sake because, you know, I just want to get through this.
I want to get through it.
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All right?
And moreover, I also want to continue to toot my own horn here.
You know what I mean?
Anyway, let's get to energy right quick because we saw a decrease in energy.
And I got some emails.
I got some tweets from people.
They're like, wait a minute, why are we decreasing in oil at this point?
Well, the oil numbers came out, and believe it or not, folks, we actually have a surplus in the oil supply currently at this point in time.
All right?
And all the speculation that was fueling a lot of the increased oil prices are basically retracting today based upon this news that came out.
But we still have this volatile situation with Iran, which, of course, folks, if you haven't followed me on Twitter, I basically tweeted, as it happened, the Iranian nuclear scientist that was assassinated in Tehran, Iran today by, according to Iran, operatives related to U.S. and Israeli black operations.
All right.
Basically, folks, you know, there's some black Operation War games going on between Iran and the United States, Israel.
And let me tell you something right now.
The assassination of this nuclear scientist in Iran is just fueling the fire.
All right.
It's fueling the fire.
Remember, you've got these Iranians blocking the Strait of Hermuse for anybody, any oil to be shipped in and out of that particular strait.
Moreover, we've got these damn Iranians saber-rattling telling the United States not to bring any more aircraft carriers in the Persian Gulf.
So let me tell you something right now.
It looks even that much more closer to a military action against Iran.
And just on a side note, did y'all hear about the atomic clock getting that much more closer to doomsday?
I don't really want to get into it because it's just a clock based upon a bunch of, you know, bookworm scientific pot-faced nerds that are guesstimating based upon scientific achievements as it relates to world events that somehow based upon all the sociality,
the political, economic, all these things, all these things combined into one, they got it in this atomic clock.
And according to reports, it's that much more closer, that much more closer to doomsday, whatever the hell that means.
So, I mean, who the hell knows this?
I've never even heard of this atomic clock.
Never even heard of it.
Jesus Christ.
And let me tell you something right now.
These scientists out here, you can't believe them anymore.
I mean, you can believe some of them if they can actually show off their thesis and their prognosis to whatever they're trying to project as fact.
If they could show it an actual experiment and, you know, validate it with actual substance, well, then maybe we can validate these scientists.
But for the most part, the majority of these scientists, folks, are a bunch of snake oil salesmen from my personal opinion.
And the institution of science itself has become a threat to world civilization.
And the reason I say that, you know, science and the institution of science is becoming a threat to world civilization is because they're becoming the supra authority.
And that's above and beyond the bureaucracy of government.
They're becoming the supra authority on who gets vaccinated, fluoride in the water, so on and so forth.
So that's just a little bit of a side note there.
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Anyway, let's just continue going on here.
The reason we're seeing decreases in energy, once again, the energy numbers came out.
And the reason that we have a surplus in oil is because people are not going out there going to the shopping malls.
They're not going out there eating at restaurants and going to the bars, so on and so forth.
Anyway, let's continue going on.
Brent crude futures, for all you folks that don't know what Brent crude is, it's the oil that's shipped off to Europe and Asia.
It is down today, 66 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.58% on the day, closing out Brent crude at $112.62 per barrel of Brent crude oil.
We've got gasoline futures down today, $10.50, a percentage decrease of 1.08% on the day.
We've got heating oil also down today, $2.94, a percentage decrease of 0.95%.
We've got natural gas.
I mean, good Lord about natural gas.
I mean, anybody who is even touching this particular energy sector, I mean, you have to be getting burnt at this time.
I mean, unless you're day trading or shorting, I mean, you have got to be getting burnt because natural gas is down 17 cents, a percentage decrease of, get this, 5.78% on the decrease for natural gas.
I mean, good God.
I mean, let me tell you something.
I'm not somebody who follows natural gas because, you know, let me tell you something.
The only natural gas that I appreciate out here is this.
This is all I'm saying here.
I mean, that's it right there.
I mean, as far as long-term investment as it relates to natural gas, I have no freaking idea.
All right?
I have no freaking idea.
I mean, you know, there needs to be infrastructure built so that natural gas can be a viable alternative to petroleum.
I mean, this is the whole speculation behind natural gas.
I mean, granted, okay, we have hundreds of years of natural gas underneath the United States, but we have to build a whole new infrastructure so that we can actually parlay this hundreds of years of natural gas underneath the United States into an actual application.
So that means that we have to have natural gas stations.
That means we have to have natural gas cars, natural gas buses, natural gas.
I mean, that's a whole infrastructure that needs to be built.
So a lot of the speculation that was happening in natural gas during the T-Bone Pickens pump and dump was based upon this idea that, hey, look, we found a whole bunch of natural gas under America.
We got hundreds of years of, we're the Saudi Arabians of natural gas.
Yeah, so what?
All right, so what, for Christ's sake?
You still got to freaking go out there and build the infrastructure for it.
And who's going to pay for that?
I wouldn't be surprised if it's us, the taxpayer, believe it or not, because we're so stupid.
We don't watch what these scumbags in Washington are doing.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's us.
Anyway, let's continue going on for Christ's sake.
We've got WTI Sweet Crude Futures.
And of course, for you ass clowns that don't know, WTI Sweet Crude is a crude oil that's shipped off and consumed by America.
It is down today $1.12, a percentage decrease of 1.10% on the day, closing out WTI Sweet Crude at $101.12 per barrel of WTI Sweet Crude.
And let me tell you, if there is any actual direct military confrontation as it relates to Iran and America and or Israel, I guarantee you right now, man, we are going to see a spike of unimaginable proportions as it relates to the energy sector.
I'm not joking, man.
All right?
I mean, the only reason that we're seeing this short-term pullback at this point in time is because the numbers came out today and said, hey, look, you know, the consumer is not necessarily consuming oil and gasoline at the rate that we traditionally anticipated.
And now we've got a surplus of oil for the short term.
But I'm telling you right now, if there is anything, and look, I mean, I just tweeted today the article, and not only the article, but the video showing that black operations, whether it's from Israel, the United States, somebody's the culprit, because they targeted Iran's nuclear scientists within the borders of Iran.
I mean, that's how gangster of a black operations this was.
I mean, they went into Tehran.
Tehran is the capital of Iran.
They attached some kind of magnetic bomb to this guy's car, blew him up, and blew out his driver, for Christ's sake.
So this is just the beginning.
You know, I don't know.
I mean, you just wait.
All right.
If there's any kind of military confrontation, you just wait and see this energy sector go through the roof.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, let's get to agriculture, shall we?
Canola.
I mean, we've been seeing canola take it in the teeth, for Christ's sake.
It is down $7 today, a percentage decrease of 1.32% on the day.
And look at Cocoa.
It's continuing to rise, Because Coco is up $17, a percentage increase of 0.73% on the day for Cocoa.
And what have I been saying?
What did I tell all you folks for the past couple of weeks?
You better start be making your plays on cocoa.
It may be a little too late at this point in time.
I mean, if you go in at this point, your profits may be cut short.
You may be able to scrape a little off the top, but I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm not going to even encourage that entertainment of a financial play.
But if you were listening to me for the past couple of weeks, I was saying that Cocoa was going to go on the rise.
We just got through the holidays.
We just got through New Year's.
And now we're approaching Valentine's Day.
Of course, everybody likes to get, you know, their significant other or somebody they're trying to bang some kind of box of chocolates.
It seems to be the gift of choice.
And as a result, you're going to see a spike in this commodity of cocoa because cocoa is the basis of chocolate.
So I was telling people for the past couple of weeks, you better start making plays, whether it be through ETFs, whether it be through actually trading futures, whether it be making some kind of equities play, whatever.
It is time for you to do so because as we saw last year, this time, folks, if you were listening in, during the time of Valentine's Day last year, chocolate was at the highest it had ever traded in the history of trading cocoa.
And I'm telling you this right now.
I'm not saying we're going to meet those highs, but we're definitely going to get close, in my personal view.
And that's just based upon the emerging markets.
That's based upon China's recession not being as retracting as most economists anticipated.
So on and so forth.
So once again, cocoa is up.
I mean, it was up, what, 7% yesterday?
It's up almost another percent today.
It's going to keep going up as we approach Valentine's Day.
Let's get to coffee, shall we?
For all you assholes that make an excuse for being dickheads in the morning by saying, Hey, dude, just don't talk to me.
Just don't talk to me.
Let's have my coffee, dude.
Just have this.
Shut up.
All right?
I mean, you know what?
You have to pay more for it today, baby.
Did anybody see the price of coffee today?
It is up $8.95 today, a percentage increase of, get this, get this.
3.96% increase on the day for coffee.
So for all you jerk dicks that make excuses for being assholes in the morning by saying, Hey, dude, just don't talk to me.
Let's have my coffee, dude.
Well, you're going to have to pay a hell of a lot more.
You're going to have to get paid a hell of a lot more.
And you know what?
Starbucks is already increasing.
Starbucks is already increasing their prices.
And you better get used to it, boy.
And for all you idiots, once again, that are calling me un-American because I don't like coffee, screw you, all right?
Coffee isn't even made in America, dicks.
And secondly, I don't need coffee.
I don't know how many times I have to keep reiterating this for Christ's sake.
I don't need coffee.
I'm naturally energized, for Christ's sake.
You don't want to know what keeps me energized?
You want to know what keeps me going throughout the day, for Christ's sake?
The love of the money.
That's right.
And obtaining capital.
That's what it's all about, obtaining capital.
Woo!
Jesus Christ, making money, baby, that's what I do.
You know what I mean?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
We got corn down today, 50 cents, a percentage increase of 0.08% on the day.
And before I move on, folks, there is a major crop report coming out tomorrow from the Department of Agriculture that is going to basically either going to fuel the commodity sector into major gains or it's going to basically curb the gains in the commodities sector.
But let me tell you something right now.
Tomorrow is the agricultural report.
It's going to come out in the morning.
And if we see any kind of curb in any potential production, which we have potentially seen with a lot of the damaged crop, and this is just a preliminary report coming out of Florida from their OJ.
But, you know, this is going to include not just OJ, but it's going to include corn.
It's going to include wheat.
It's going to include all these particular commodities.
Now, just a little bit of an insight to individuals that want to make plays and make money off these commodity spikes.
Now, if you're not a futures trader or if you don't know how to basically maneuver an ETF situation so you can make money off this potential commodity spike tomorrow, what you should do is if you see a commodities or you see the crop report come out in the business channel, and it looks like we're going to start seeing a retraction in production, and of course we're always going to see an increase in demand.
Start looking at names like Caterpillar.
Start looking at names like John Deere.
Start looking at these types of names out here to possibly make a play if you don't want to ETF commodities trade.
You don't want to actually futures trade.
Start looking at some of these agricultural machine sectors.
And I'm just saying, I'm not telling people what to do.
I'm just saying.
All right.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, let me continue going for Christ's sake.
Who else do we got going on over here?
Wheat futures are up today.
Sugar is up 37 cents, and that's a percentage increase of 1.59%.
Jesus Christ, anybody see soybean futures?
They're down today $29.
That's a percentage decrease of 2.35% on the day.
We've got lumber.
I don't understand why lumber's down.
Did everybody see the home builders in the equities markets, for Christ's sake?
Every home builder was up.
And the only reason I know it was up because I was day trading it today.
You know what I mean?
Woo!
Making money, baby.
That's what I do.
But take a look at the home builders today.
They were way up.
I'm talking about KB homes, Poulti homes, all those home builders, all the new homebuilders.
What was that?
That other hassle.
I was trading them all all day today, for Christ's sake.
Let me tell you something right now.
They were up, and it just surprises me that we're going to see a negative reflection in the commodities because lumber is down today, $6.60, a percentage decrease of 2.63% on the day.
And just a little bit of more side note on the increase in the home builders in the equities markets today.
The reason that we're seeing this is because we heard positive remarks come out of the Federal Reserve.
Federal Reserve came out today and basically said that the American economy is incrementally at a very slow rate growing.
And moreover, it showed a lot of positivity in the real estate market.
So I think that we're finally starting to see the bottom in the real estate market.
And as I've always said, folks, if you are in the position to be able to gift yourself finance for some kind of property, I strongly advise you to do so.
And the reason I'm saying is because you're never going to see these interest rates at this low of a rate.
You're never going to see it.
You're never going to see these interest rates this low, ever.
I'm telling you right now, when the Federal Reserve raises interest rates, they're going to raise them here after 2013.
Or if the economy grows at an even faster rate, they may even do it sooner.
You're going to see these rates go 10, 15, possibly 20%.
And let me tell you something.
Anytime you're going to take a car loan, anytime you're going to take a house loan, that's the percentage rate you're going to have to be paying for.
So right now, if you are in the position of doing so, go out there and try to finance something in secure debt.
Make sure you lock in that interest rate at whatever the interest rate is.
Make sure you lock it down for the existing lifetime of the note itself.
And let me tell you something right now.
Well, everybody's paying 20, 15% interest on goddamn real estate or goddamn cars, you're going to be out here paying 4%, 5%, so on and so forth.
I'm shooting pearls here.
That's all I'm saying.
I'm shooting pearls to you people.
That's all I'm trying to do.
Anyway, let me continue going for Christ's sake.
Where am I at, Engineer?
Where am I at?
All right, that's right.
We're at soybean oil futures.
I'm sorry.
We're at oat futures.
Oat futures are down 75 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.25%.
We got soybean oil down 61 cents.
And good God, did you see the wool futures today, for Christ's sake?
I mean, it looks like a bull-nose bulldykes came in and just gobbled up all the freshly cut wool because wool is up $20, a percentage increase up 1.49% on the day.
Good God, they were there for the wool futures.
Let's get to the metals, shall we?
Let's get to the metals, the goddamn metals.
We've got copper up today, $3.30.
That's a percentage increase of 0.94%.
And what have I been telling you?
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What have I been saying about precious metals, baby?
What have I been saying?
I've been saying, Ride that wave, baby.
What are you doing there?
Ride that wave for Christ's sake, man.
And I can't reiterate it anymore.
I just can't beat it in your head anymore for Christ's sake.
All right.
Let's get to gold first.
Gold is up $10.40.
That's a percentage increase of 0.64% on the day, closing out gold at $1,641.90 per Troy ounce of gold.
Now let's get to silver because what have I been saying about silver, baby?
All right.
We saw last spring, all right, April time, before the goddamn CME group decided to start raising margin requirements, artificially bringing down the price of all these precious metals, but we're not going to get into that because we got into it last year several times.
But I'm telling you right now, I am so bullish.
I'm also bullish on gold, don't get me wrong, but the higher percentage yield for your money is going to be in silver.
And let me tell you something right now.
Silver, I am bullish on, and we saw the height of silver was it last spring?
Like I said, it reached $50 a troy ounce last spring.
$50 a Troy ounce.
So let's get to what it is right now.
It is up 12 cents today, a percentage increase of 0.40% closing out silver at $29.93 per troy ounce of silver.
Once we reach that $30 mark, I'm telling you right now, we're going to start seeing gradual percentage increases day by day.
Because as I've always stated, the difference between gold and silver is that there is an industrial component to silver.
I mean, gold, you know, for lack of a better term, is just a shiny rock.
All right.
I mean, silver actually has a component, an industrial component.
I mean, there's probably like 50 to 75 cents of silver in your damn cell phones, for Christ's sake.
So on top of it being some kind of a nice, shiny little object to, you know, put as your jewelry, there's an actual industrial component to silver, which, in my personal view, makes it a little bit better, a little bit more of a secure, hard asset, in my personal opinion.
Anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
We got livestock up today, excuse me, $12, $12.
Live cattle futures are up 12 cents, a percentage increase of 0.10% on the day.
You know, I heard today that across the board, people are not eating meat.
I mean, meat consumption is down 12%.
Just came out today.
I was wondering why we're seeing such decreases at the butcher shop.
Whenever I go out there and, you know, try to throw my money down for some damn three-inch thick cut Porterhouse steaks and a prime rib, you know, ribe-eyed steaks and New York strip steaks, for Christ's sake.
But people aren't eating meat.
They're not eating beef, for Christ's sake, man.
Down 12% across the board last year in beef consumption.
So, you know, hey, you continue to not eat meat.
You eat your damn vegan and look like some goddamn cancer victim.
I'm going to keep eating my beef, man.
And I'm going to, it's just more for me and more for the true capitalists.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying, baby.
Anyway, let me continue going.
Cattle feeders are down today, 45 cents, a percentage decrease of 0.30%.
And it looks like people are finally starting to sell off of that lean hog wave, folks.
And let me tell you, I was telling people to get into lean hog over the holidays, and I said it was a short-term play.
I said it was a short-term play, and I cashed out today.
I saw the decreases in lean hogs.
I was like, it's time for me to abandon ship here for a second.
I'm out of here.
Take my profits and run.
Let me tell you something right now.
Lean hogs are down.
And the reason they're down is because there's not going to be any more consumption in lean hogs.
Remember, every Thanksgiving, every Christmas, if you go by any damn honey-baked ham location in America, you're going to see these pasty, white-thighed, pale-faced people waiting in line as if they're waiting in line for a freaking bowl of soup.
But in actuality, they're out there waiting for a freaking hambone.
I'm not joking.
They're out there waiting for a freaking hambone, for Christ's sake.
And unfortunately, folks, unfortunately, the holidays are over.
The holidays are over.
And I think that the next time that we're going to see a spike in hambone will probably be around Easter time.
Yeah, that's right.
I think it's going to be around Easter time is when we're going to start seeing another spike like we did this holiday season on ham bones.
And of course, folks, for all you fat, jelly-ass that like to shove a couple of hambones down your goddamn gullet, well, it's going to cost you a little less now because the holiday is over.
Lean hog futures are down $1.37, a percentage decrease of 1.57% decrease on the day.
And that, my friends, is the markets for your ass.
All right, now that we got that out of the way, let me go ahead and talk a little bit about the primaries.
Did y'all see last night, Mitt Romney completely swept the New Hampshire primary?
It looks like the GOP is going to pretty much have to coalesce around Mitt Romney.
And let me tell you something right now.
The more and more Mitt Romney continues forward, and the more and more these GOP opponents of his continue to bash him because he's a capitalist, I'm starting to look at Mitt Romney in a whole new light.
Are you kidding me?
I'm starting to look at Mitt Romney in a whole new light.
You got these old conservatives now.
They're all bitching.
You know, these so-called sacred cow conservatives are all meeting together and figuring out, oh, how are we going to be able to meet, how are we going to be able to beat Romney?
Shut up, you stupid conservative bastards.
All right?
You people are a hypocrite.
Just the hugest hypocritical group on earth.
You people don't understand.
All right?
I obliged the conservative lifestyle all my life.
And then when these idiots in 2008 sat here and backed up this disgusting Eskimo bimbo, Sarah Palin, and put her up on a pedestal as if she was the mouthpiece of conservative principles out here, I mean, that was just an utter backstab to me, to my family, to my wife, to my children, to my grandchildren.
It was a complete and utter disgrace.
How and why the GOP embraced this Eskimo bimbo, I have no freaking idea.
I mean, do you remember the 2008 GOP convention for Christ's sake?
I mean, they were all praising Sarah Palin's daughter for being pregnant because, oh, look, it's a gift from God.
Oh, it doesn't matter that she's 16.
It doesn't matter that she's out of wedlock.
Oh, look, it's a gift from God.
Shut up.
So all you idiots that are out there in the conservative movement trying to, I don't know, gather around and trying to take down Mitt Romney for Christ's sake, you're all a bunch of hypocrites.
All of you.
All of you.
So I haven't thrown my hat into the ring or whatever the freaking terminology is.
I am not supporting Mitt Romney as of yet.
But the more and more these GOP candidates that are his opponents bash the man because he's a capitalist, well, by God, I am going to go out there and potentially might have to back up this magic underpants Mormon up for Christ's sake because by God, I refuse to sit over here and allow a bunch of lifelong bureaucrats bash on a capitalist because he was out there being a capitalist.
I refuse to sit there and allow this to happen.
I mean, this is the new socialist America, for Christ's sake.
This is the new socialist America.
We got Mitt Romney being bashed by Newt Gingrich, you know, Prince Valiant silver hair over there, being bashed by John Huntsman, Huntsman, whatever the hell his name is, getting bashed by everybody who his opponent is because he was a capitalist.
Let me tell you something right now.
Nobody should be bashed for being a capitalist, all right?
As a matter of fact, people should be kissing capitalists' feet.
You understand that?
We're the ones that take the risk for Christ's sake.
We're the ones that make the investment in society.
We're the ones that bring the jobs to this country for Christ's sake.
And for you people to be sitting over here bashing us in the goddamn GOP debates and the GOP propaganda, and we've got damn Barack Hussein Obama bashing the private sector, trying to increase regulations, trying to increase government bureaucracy.
And you mean to tell me that this is the new America that we're going to sit over here and live in?
Absolutely not.
All right?
I'm a capitalist, goddammit.
I'm a goddamn capitalist.
Give me capitalism or give me death.
And I refuse to sit over here and watch these bureaucrats, all of them that are running against Mitt Romney and the GOP presidential nominee.
All of them.
They're all lifelong bureaucrats.
They're people of the system.
They're no different than the power-hungry autocrats that are serving in Congress today.
By God.
Jesus Christ, I'm getting pissed off here.
Let me calm down here.
Anniversary Show Celebration00:05:15
It's my anniversary for Christ's sake.
It's my day.
It belongs to me.
I'm not going to sit over here and get angry and upset because this goddamn country is turning into a pussy-whipped, socialist, politically correct version of itself.
You know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to celebrate.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to celebrate my anniversary.
I've been on here for four years, baby.
Four years my internet broadcasting career has spanned.
Can you believe that?
Four years, for Christ's sake.
And I want to sincerely thank everybody who's out there that are genuinely wishing me a happy anniversary today.
You rule for Christ's sake.
I do this show for you.
Not these troll terrorists, these cyber vermin, and all these people that are out here trying to besmirch my program.
God damn it.
Let me tell you something right now.
What I'm going to do here is I'm going to get myself in a little bit better of a mood here.
You know what I'm going to do?
I got something just for this occasion here.
That's right.
I got something just for this occasion.
And I'm talking about a little bit of Dom P, baby.
Dong Perry Ong, baby.
$300 a bottle.
Come and get some.
What year is it, you asked?
2003.
Woo!
Let me go ahead and get some of this right here.
Let me go ahead.
Hold on.
I got to open up this bottle of champagne.
That's what we're doing.
Once I open up this bottle of champagne, all right, because we're celebrating because it's my anniversary.
A day for you and me.
You're goddamn right.
Let me open up this son of a bitch.
Here, let me get closer to the mic here.
Let me open up this son of a bitch.
You got to untwist this little thing on top here, this little metal thing here.
Get this thing out of here.
And we're popping bottles, baby.
Pop bottles.
Here we go.
Here we go.
This is to four more years and many more, baby, of the true capitalist radio broadcast.
Cheers, let's pop some bottles for my anniversary.
Let's pop bottles, baby.
Pop bottles.
Oh, whoa.
Whoa, Jesus Christ.
Oh, man, it's getting all over the place for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
But you know what?
Who cares?
Who cares for Christ's sake?
Hey, engineer.
God damn it.
Get something to clean all this crap up for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ.
Got a mess going on here in the office.
Got to get the engineer for Christ's sake to go do something.
Get something for Christ's sake, Adrian.
Do something.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, I want to say cheers to everybody for Christ's sake.
Hold on, I got to get.
Engineer, can you get something?
Get that right there.
Jesus Christ.
Give me this.
Give me this crap.
Anyway, folks, I'm sorry.
All right, I'm sorry here, but the engineer, you know, he's a little slow here.
So let me pour myself a damn glass.
As a matter of fact, we got a glass for the occasion.
Give me that glass, engineer.
We got a crystal glass just for the occasion, baby.
Oh, Oh, yeah.
All right, let's go ahead and go ahead and pour some of this here.
Cheers to everybody out there.
Cheers.
Cheers to everybody out there.
We're popping bottles today.
It is a True Capitalist Radio anniversary.
Anniversary.
Oh, man.
Let me.
2003.
Let me look at the color.
Let me admire it for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah.
Look at that.
It's nice.
Very, very nice.
Let me go ahead and take a sip.
Cheers to all the true capitalists that are out there listening in.
It's a four-year anniversary.
You know, I feel good.
You know, I'm popping bottles.
I'm making lots of capital.
And I hope that you're making capital too.
So cheers.
Cheers.
Woo!
Man, let me drink the rest of that.
God.
I mean, who cares?
I got a whole bottle, baby.
I got a whole bottle.
As a matter of fact, I got a whole case of it for Christ's sake.
To be honest, I only brought two or three of them here to the office.
Got a whole case of this crap.
So let me go ahead and pour in another one, and I'm going to take some calls here because it's my anniversary.
All right, let me go ahead and take another one here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, baby.
I hope everybody is enjoying their libation out there on the internet.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Of course, this is another edition of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast, but it's a very special edition.
And the reason it's a very special edition is because it's my anniversary.
Four years this internet broadcasting career has spanned.
Four years.
And I want it to span a lot more.
All right, that's what I want to do.
And screw all you people in a chat room saying I'm an alcoholic.
I'm a connoisseur, baby.
Taking Listener Calls00:03:49
All right, 2003 dumpy.
Come and get some.
All right.
Oh, that's right.
You can't.
Except the true capitalist.
I'm sure they can.
But these troll terrorists and these cyber vermin idiots that are hating on me.
They can't, for Christ's sake.
Let me go ahead and take another.
Good stuff, man.
Good stuff.
Anyway, let's go ahead and let's take some goddamn calls.
All right.
Now, what I'd like to talk about is I'd like to talk a little bit about some of the memories.
That's right.
Some of the memories that people have had over the past four years and the evolution of the true conservative radio show to the true capitalist radio broadcast.
I mean, believe it or not, this show actually, I mean, it's a serious show.
I mean, I know there's a lot of jerk dicks that don't believe that this is a serious show, but this is a real serious show.
Unfortunately, we have been bombarded by a bunch of thugs, a bunch of cyber hooligans, you know, troll terrorists, cyber vermin, I mean, of the like that continue to harass my broadcast for whatever reason.
But, you know, I've thought about it.
I actually have kind of kickbacked and thought about why exactly these people continue to harass my show.
And I think it's a variety of different reasons.
All right.
I think the first reason is possibly these people are being paid by the Democratic Party to agitate the broadcast so that all the substance that I am broadcasting on this show is not being able to be relayed and absorbed by the listening audience.
All right.
The second group of people that are harassing my show, of course, are the damn troll terrorists.
You know, the people that are from the 4chan and the E-bombs and the nine gags and, you know, wherever the hell else you're coming from across the internet, all right?
The fourth group of people are the fruit bowls.
You know what I'm talking about?
I'm talking about the homosexuals, the lesbians, the trans-testicles.
All right?
Now, I understand that all these groups are, you know, basically coming at me for a variety of different reasons.
But I do want people to know that I am a serious show, and I do have serious listeners who listen to this broadcast.
All right.
I get hundreds of emails from people, hundreds of emails from people telling me how I've changed their life, how the insights into the financial markets has improved who they are as a person.
I've even converted so-called wannabe communists, so-called wannabe socialists that were on the fringe and actually brought them down to reality and made them capitalists because they realize that capitalism is the way to go.
And by God, it is emails like that.
It is videos like that.
It is tweets like that that continue to fuel me.
That continue to keep me going for Christ's sake.
And I'm telling you right now, I've got tens of thousands of capitalists.
Tens of thousands of capitalists that listen to me throughout the world.
And once again, I want to thank them for tuning in with me.
So let me go ahead and take another sip of this Dom P.
It's great.
As a matter of fact, I want to try to chug this bottle within the hour here.
So let's just go ahead and cheers, everybody.
Cheers.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Anyway, let's make some calls here.
What I'd like to do is hear your true capitalist radio show memory.
All right?
Trolling Fat Femmes00:09:14
Or any memory.
That's what I want to hear from you.
Memories in the corner of your mind about true capitalist radio.
You stupid little fruit bowls.
All right.
Hopefully we got some stories here because, you know, this is a genuine show.
It's my anniversary.
Remember this, all right?
It's my anniversary.
It belongs to me.
So let's see if we can get some memories going on.
520, what's going on?
Do you have any memories?
Yeah, actually, I do.
Let's hear your memories, man.
Let's hear it.
I used to see a fat greasy handbone, but it's really hard for me to work out.
But I start pressing harder and harder, Andy.
That's hard looking into your show while I did it.
Your voice gave me power, man.
You gave me the power to become what I am.
So wait a minute.
So hold on.
Hold on a second.
So you're saying that you were a fatty and that, what, my show encouraged you to get on a freaking treadmill and put the freaking fork down for about five minutes?
Is that what you're saying here?
Exactly, man.
I'm so freaking strong now.
You're off there.
No, wait a minute.
No, no, you know, don't thank me for that.
Because, first of all, you sound like you just popped out of the anal passage of Ricky Martin at a gay bathhouse in Puerto Rico.
All right?
So you mean to tell me that I encouraged you, which you were probably a fat femme.
You know, those fat femmes?
You know, there's nothing I hate worse than a fat femme.
You know what I'm saying?
A fat femme.
I mean, don't you hate those assholes?
I mean, it's one thing that you're a little fruity and, you know, you've got overt feminine physical attributes.
You know, you've got more estrogen pumping through your body than you do testosterone.
And of course, okay, you're a little bit of a fruit, you know, and okay, I get it, okay?
I'm not clowning those that are biologically equipped to be fruity.
All right?
I'm not talking.
I'm talking about these fat femmes.
You know what I mean?
These fat femmes.
You want to know what I hate about fat femmes is that you know they're lying.
You know they're lying because they're not femming, for Christ's sake, all right?
They're eating.
They're eating for Christ's sake.
Haven't you noticed that true, like, male femmes that are like either borderline trans-testicle or just overtly fruity, you know, where they're wearing like, you know, blue jean leggings and that sort of thing.
These people aren't eating.
All right?
I mean, they're not eating.
I mean, they have low, they have high metabolisms.
They're very, very thin.
They're very fruit bullish.
You know what I mean?
I mean, they wear the clothing that shows off the hourglass shape.
You can get that those fruity-ass, skinny, overt feminine physical attribute folks are genuine femmes.
All right?
Or genuine femmes.
But when it comes to these fat femmes, no.
All right?
And I'm pissed off that my show helped some fat femme trim down so he can act like he's a real femme.
All right.
And you idiots that are out there that are pissed off because, oh, I can't believe he's saying it.
Shut up your ass.
And I'm telling you this right now.
All the homosexuals know what I'm saying.
All right.
Yeah, those homosexuals know what I'm talking about.
The real homosexuals.
They're listening to the broadcast right now saying, oh, yeah, you know, we see them all the time at the gay club, for Christ's sake.
I mean, fat femmes.
You know, Jesus Christ.
Like, I'm supposed to get up all up in that fat, jelly, crusty hole.
I mean, Jesus Christ, they're fat.
Of course they're fat.
They're not femme.
They're faking it.
All right?
They're trying to tap into a social pipeline because they've been rejected by every other social outlet.
Jesus Christ.
Let me move on for Christ's sake.
All right.
We're supposed to be talking about memories of the show here.
And unfortunately, we got sidetracked talking about fat femmes here.
571, you got a memory here?
Yeah, I do.
I just wanted to say happy 40-year anniversary from the Capitalist Brony Association, man.
Yeah, really?
How are y'all capitalizing his bronies?
How are y'all capitalizing?
Well, we make my little pony stuff and we sell it.
Oh, yeah, so you're admitting to copyright infringement and trademark infringement on the air.
So you're basically like no better than the Chinese government.
No, we're associated with Hasbro.
Oh, you're associated with Hasbro?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, congrats.
You got a Capitalist Brony Hasbro affiliate there.
So what are y'all selling?
No, we want to promote an item or something?
Not really, Cookie.
Yeah, of course, because you're lying out of your Fruit Bowl ass.
Get this in.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
Give me a freaking break.
You got a little scared there when I started talking a little legalese to that little son of a bitch, huh?
Anyway, we're looking for memories here, man.
It's my anniversary.
Can somebody call up and give you a genuine memory of the show, please?
I mean, Jesus Christ.
276, what's up?
You got a memory?
How's it going, Ghost?
Happy annoying.
How's it going, man?
Hey, thanks a lot, man.
Appreciate it.
I started watching back in July last year.
And I kind of flagged up there in the middle of the year, towards Christmas.
It happened, man.
Everybody's got something to do.
It's all good.
Yeah.
Whenever I first started listening, I did it mainly to troll.
And I don't know.
I kind of got sucked into the real issues that you're talking about.
And I appreciate that.
Hey, man.
No, no.
Hey, thank you for listening in.
I don't care if you are directed to this broadcast by trolling.
All right.
Let me tell you something.
If you have any common sense, if you have any critical thinking to yourself, you will realize that a lot of the content that I'm projecting on this broadcast has actual substance.
All this crap, you know, the scholastic crap of trolling and troll terrorism and cyber vermins and prank calls.
I mean, that's all just to bring in lulls, obviously, from these idiots, you know.
And the reason it brings in lulls is at my expense, for Christ's sake.
So, inevitably, I'm just trying to relay the content accordingly so that I can keep the listeners keep listening and keep them getting smarter.
That's what I want.
I want whoever's trolling me out there, all these trolls, I want them to get smarter.
I want them to become capitalists.
Do you understand that?
That's what I want.
Jesus Christ, let me pour some more champagne.
Give me my champagne.
Let me pour some more of this Dom P here up in here.
2003, Dom P, baby.
Oh, yeah.
Woo!
Oh, man.
I'm telling you, we are going to drink this bottle by the end of the hour.
Well, okay, the end of mid-hour next hour, all right?
All right, let's continue going.
Thanks a lot for calling in, young man.
I appreciate it.
You know, it's young men like you, 267, are the reason why I continue to do this broadcast, all right?
Because I'm going to be completely honest with you.
The money that I make from this broadcast, it's freaking tip money, man.
It's freaking tip money.
You know what I'm saying?
But the reason I do it is because I want to not only spread synapses and spark synapses of capitalism throughout the world, but I also want to provide a venue that I know.
I mean, believe me, I know that the majority of the people that are listening in right now are young people.
I know this.
And I'm glad that the young people are sitting here listening to me as opposed to going out there and partaking in dumbass delinquent activity that's going to ruin their lives, making decisions that they should no longer or have no business making.
You know what I'm saying?
Having sexual relations and having babies at teenage years.
Going out there and drinking alcohol, smoking pot, going out there snorting cocaine, all this other nonsense.
I'm glad they're here instead of out there.
All right?
I'm glad they're here because I know their parents ain't looking out for them.
All right?
I know their parents are probably out, like I said, at Applebee's looking for Alabama black snake during happy hour when they should be taking care of their children.
But I'm glad they're here.
All right, I'm glad they're here.
I want to say cheers, all right, to the young kids that are listening in.
Now, okay, now for all you people that are saying, hey, wait a minute, why are you drinking alcohol and saying cheers to a bunch of young kids?
Well, you're just going to have to figure that shit out on your own.
Cheers to all the young kids that are listening in.
Cheers, baby.
Good stuff.
Good stuff.
Anyway, let's go ahead and try to see.
Cheers To Young Listeners00:15:12
We're taking callers here.
That's what we're doing.
It's my anniversary.
Four years I've been on the air.
Four years.
And I'm taking callers right now, and I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869.
Do you have any memories of the show here?
That's what I'd like to know.
Do you have any memories of the show?
And I would like to hear them, man.
I want to thank that last person for calling.
Let's take some more callers here.
239.
What's up?
You have any memories?
Yeah, I do.
Hi, Actually.
And my memories was when I came on and I asked you, what was capitalism?
And then he immediately raged on me.
What are you talking about?
What is capitalism?
If you need a definition of what is capitalism, well, then you're an absolute moron, even at your little kid stage, all right?
You know, when you look during the commercial, when you're watching, you know, My Little Pony or Care Bears or, you know, SpongeBob or whatever you kids are watching, and you notice how you want that G.I. Joe and you want those little toys and the advertisements?
That's capitalism!
Jesus Christ.
Who else do we got going on?
416, you got any memories here?
Memories.
Hello?
Yeah, what's going on?
Hey, man.
I was listening to your show for a while.
I appreciate it.
Yeah.
Sorry, I'm probably lagging because I'm calling from a pretty far distance.
So one of my memories that I remember was when I don't know the actual date, but it was really significant.
And I think it was back in 2010.
I think it was around April when you got trolled to death.
That was the most hilarious thing ever.
Right.
Yeah, I'm glad that you're sitting over here getting so much glee off of my misfortune, especially back in those days in 2010.
Yeah, I appreciate it.
All right?
And why don't you stop puffing on a magic dragon there, Slowpoke?
Jesus Christ, man.
Spit it out.
You know?
Yeah.
You know, one of my favorite memories.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
We're taking calls here.
We're trying to see people's favorite memories of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And that's what we're trying to get at here.
510, we got any memories?
No, you don't.
You stumbling, mumbling little jerk.
530, you got any memories?
Hey, guys, I do actually.
I have to.
All right, go ahead, man.
Well, let's see.
I listened to your show.
I listened to every episode.
Thank you, man.
I appreciate it.
Yeah, but I like it because the advice you give us is pretty cool.
And I like listening to it because I get laughs out of it from your reactions because you like totally trolled back.
I don't mean to mean it, but it's pretty funny.
I like listening to him.
It entertains me.
Hey, man, I appreciate it, man.
And, you know, that's the whole purpose of it, all right?
That's the whole purpose of it.
Entertainment while being informative, for Christ's sake, all right?
And all you people that are sitting here talking garbage to the young man that's calling up, screw you people, all right?
Screw all you people that are in the chat room right now, flapping your fat Cheeto-stained fingers on the keyboard, talking a bunch of damn malarkey.
All right?
This man right here, this young man, is trying to become a capitalist while at the same time trying to entertain himself because there sure as hell ain't nothing to entertain you out here anymore, for Christ's sake.
So don't be sitting over here ragging on the young man, you stupid dumb scumbags.
Anyway, 530, man, thanks a lot.
I appreciate it, man.
I appreciate your memory, and I appreciate you listening to every episode, man.
You rule.
All right?
423, what's up?
You got any memories?
Hey, ghost, what's up?
How's it going?
Going pretty good.
I've been listening to your show for about two days now.
I just discovered a couple days ago.
I just want to say you got some pretty good quality quality show and wanted to wish you a happy fourth anniversary and look forward to at least another year of some hierarchy shit, you know, from the bronies.
I give you half.
Well, it's not just the bronies, but hey, I appreciate it.
And secondly, I mean, you people need to stop taking so much glee in, you know, this idea of these people agitating me, for Christ's sake.
All right, there's nothing fun about me screaming.
There's nothing fun about me getting all out of control out here because these people keep agitating my serious broadcast.
All right, serious.
Because this is serious business here.
My broadcast is serious business.
And for you people to continue to call up and besmirch it, I mean, it's just an utter travesty, is what it is.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, thanks a lot, 423.
I appreciate it, man.
336, you got a memory?
Yeah, what's up, ghost?
Happy 40 year anniversary, dude.
Hey, man, I appreciate it.
How's it going?
That's pretty good.
One of my favorite memories from this show was the Ghosties.
I always remember that.
That was amazing.
Oh, man, that was fun.
That was actually one of my favorite episodes of all time, believe it or not, between you and me.
The Ghosties was really, really fun.
That was New Year's Eve, man.
New Year's Eve show.
That just goes to show you how down of an internet radio host this man is, for Christ's sake.
He did it for the people.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I do.
Hey, man, I appreciate it there, 336.
And, you know, those Ghosties, that was a really good memory because, I mean, we had a lot of people listening in.
And believe it or not, all the troll terrorists and the cyber vermin and everybody else that isn't affiliated with those two groups, they listened in and genuinely appreciated what that show had to offer for Christ's sake.
All right.
I mean, it genuinely showed the love that people have for the broadcast.
And it was a great broadcast, great organic broadcast, like all of them are.
And I appreciate it, man.
Let's continue going.
Hey, thanks a lot for bringing up the Ghosties 336.
That was on New Year's Eve.
We've got Area Code 262.
What's up?
We got another.
She'll be sucking my slung.
And she'll be doing it all night long.
Anyway, hey, thanks a lot there, 262.
As a matter of fact, I'm glad you called up doing some penis type stuff because unfortunately, I don't think Xara Hawks could make it today.
It's really unfortunate he had some things to do.
Anyway, we are now in the second hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And for all you assholes that are too lazy to open up a freaking window to do so, you've got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
You've got a Google Plus button, a Facebook like button, a retweet this button, a share this button.
Use and abuse those buttons, baby, all right?
It's just a freaking click, for Christ's sake.
It's just a freaking click.
All right?
Lock down this chat room, engineer.
Implement chat room martial law for a second, all right?
And the reason that we're implementing chat room martial law, folks, is because we are going to get some Twitter shout-outs right here, right now, live on the broadcast.
And if you're trying to tune in and you're not getting into the chat room, folks, the chat room is at maximum capacity at this point in time.
We can't let any more people other than 500 users maximum for this particular chat room, folks.
And we are completely up to capacity.
So if you're tuning in and you're tweeting at me saying, hey, I can't get in.
I don't know what's going on.
We can't.
It's out of my control.
Completely out of my control, folks.
All right?
So if you're trying to get into the chat room, my apologies, folks.
All right, my sincerest apology, but we are at maximum capacity.
It's the four-year anniversary, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, do we have any Twitter shout-outs to be had here, Engineer?
Well, according to the Engineer, we do have some Twitter shout-outs to be had.
And, of course, if you want a Twitter shout-out right here, right now, live on the broadcast, all you've got to do is go to my Twitter account, Ghost Politics, all right?
All one word, no underscores, G-H-O-S-T-P-O-L-I-T-I-C-S, Ghost Politics, and retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account.
Do you understand that?
I mean, there it is right there on your screen, Ghost Politics.
Retweet the first tweet on the Twitter account, and by God, I will give you a Twitter shout-out live.
That's right, we are live right now.
So let's go ahead and do it.
Lift chat room martial law, engineer.
Lift chat room martial law.
All right, who the hell do we got, engineer?
The Danielle.
All right, we got Poop Tickler Jr. in the house.
We got Ghost X Engineer 4.
We got Meet in Granny.
Oh, you son of a bitch.
All right, look, you assholes.
Don't talk about my granny, all right?
This is my anniversary.
It's mine.
It belongs to me.
And you should all give me some respect about that, for Christ's sake.
I've been on here for four years, for Christ's sake.
So I deserve a little bit of respect around here.
All right?
So enough of this crap, all right?
Enough of the damn granny judge.
Don't talk about my granny.
Anyway, we got weed wax in the house.
What's going on?
We got furry.
I'm not going to say that, you sick son of a bitch.
We've got the whore master in the place.
All right, who the hell else do we got?
Who do we got, engineer?
All right, who else do we got?
We got I am Axel Bones.
We've got Tooser Dash, Hispanic Midgets.
Who else we got?
We got Communist Jesus.
We got Hugs for Ghost.
Who else?
We got four-hour waste of time.
Shove it up your ass, all right?
Shove it up, your ass.
It's three hours, you idiot.
Three hours, stupid moron.
And if you think it's a waste of time, just get out and get out of here.
All right, there's people trying to get into this chat room right now.
If you think it's a waste of time, then get your stupid ass out of here, you stupid dumb scum-sucking imbecilic jerk-ass having nipple-clamp-loving butt plug-up the ass-looking chicken-eating cornboy crap.
Jesus Christ.
Where the hell am I at for Christ's sake, man?
You know what?
Screw this.
All right?
Screw this.
All right, look, okay.
I'm going to say a couple of more, and that's it, all right?
A couple more.
We got evil Mr. S. All right?
We got, who the hell is this?
We got stats are lies.
Stats are lies.
Spongies for Ghost.
We got Pink Slime Tranny.
You disgusting son of a bitch.
We got Love More Now.
Shut up, your ass.
All right.
Who the hell else do we got over here?
We got Jobs for Dusky.
Son of a bitch, goddammit.
I'm warning you, man.
Anyway, we've got these idiots, you know?
Look at these people.
Tara Strong in the house.
We've got D.R. Laser in the place.
We've got Atheist Firelight.
We've got Tainted Eon in the place.
Who else do we got going on over here, Engineer?
We got that asshole.
Come on, you idiots.
I've already said your name.
Stop tweeting.
All right, stop doing it.
Stupid morons.
The foot job kid again.
Here's this foot fetish jerk ass.
Jesus Christ.
Got somebody named God Bless Santorum.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
Did y'all read that report that I tweeted about his family being diehard commies back during Mussolini's time in Italy, for Christ's sake?
Did y'all hear that?
Did y'all read that crap?
And now this guy has the audacity to sit over here and talk about, oh, I'm a true conservative.
Freaking break.
Anyway, that's enough of this.
That's enough Twitter shout-outs from these scumbags.
I'm not going to sit over here and keep doing this.
All right?
I'm not going to keep doing this crap.
Screw you people.
As a matter of fact, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to give shout-outs to everybody who's a part of the True Capitalist Fan Ring of Honor.
That's right.
That's what I'm going to do.
Lock down this chat room, engineer.
And of course, for you folks that are unaware of how to get on the trap of the True Capitalist Fan Ring of Honor, all you've got to do is go to ghostpolitics.com.
All one word, no underscores, ghostpolitics.com.
And today is the last day.
Today is the last day that you can order anything from the True Capitalist Radio shop.
And if you order it today, and this, of course, pertains to everybody who's ordered something yesterday and today.
And you put it on a video thereafter.
It doesn't matter when it comes in.
If it comes in a week, two weeks from now, it doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
Internet Culture Trolls00:13:45
All right?
You purchase something, you post a video, and by God, I will follow you for life.
And let me tell you, if I have missed your video, all right, you need to keep tweeting at me.
I got a lot of people tweeting at me for Christ's sake.
And if I missed your video, just tweet it at me.
By God, I will follow you.
All right?
All right?
Anyway, once again, all right?
If anybody purchases anything from ghostpolitics.com, today's the last day to do so.
All right?
If you purchase anything today and then put it on a video showing off your true capitalist radio swag, I will follow you on Twitter for life.
All right?
For life.
Anyway, let me go ahead and give some shout-outs to the True Capitalist Ring of Honor, shall we?
All right.
We've got the Hair Binger.
All right?
We've got Pudding Head Pony.
We got Skull314.
Chad A. King in the house.
Spongies for Ghost again.
We got somebody named Alaskan Vibrator.
Are you kidding me, Neese Lappington?
That's your name?
Jesus Christ.
We got Serge SoCal.
What's going on?
We got Celtic Brony.
We got Bathtub underscore Guy, Jeff Sherbert.
Oh, yeah, let me look chat room martial law, by the way.
I'm sorry about that.
We've got Torzier in the place.
Sergeant Yoda in the house.
What's going on to Sergeant Yoda?
Follow from Ghost in the house.
Metroid Junkie.
And hey, Metroid Junkie, I saw your little cartoon.
You know, it's kind of funny.
Who else we got?
We got MAL underscore 1CE Malice.
We've got Smojin 087.
Ward 24.
Game On 95.
We've got Gasgara in the place.
What's going on to Gasgara?
Suspicious Tumbleweed in the place.
Cosmo CV, what's going on, man?
We got Desert Rose Radio, Dobot Ricks, Debt to Entitlements, Senator Poop Tickler, and IG Films V2.
All right?
IG Films V2.
Anyway, let's get back to the broadcast.
As a matter of fact, let me keep chugging this champagne.
I mean, I want to keep chugging it for Christ's sake.
All right?
Let me keep chugging it here.
Good stuff.
All right.
Very good stuff.
Anyway, let's go ahead and continue on here, folks.
I mean, the lines are lit up.
I mean, we are completely full.
And not only are the lines lit up, I mean, the damn chat room is full for Christ's sake.
We are at maximum capacity.
All right, we're at 500 people for Christ's sake.
So if you're having trouble getting in, that's the reason, folks.
That's the reason.
But right now, we're talking about true capitalist memories.
Once again, it is my four-year anniversary that I have been broadcasting on this internet.
And I like to consider myself a little bit of a part of internet culture.
You know what I mean?
A little part of internet culture, for Christ's sake.
And I want to hear what you have to say about the show, for Christ's sake.
I want to hear from you.
646-652-4869 is the number to call here.
All right?
We've got area code 801.
What's going on?
You got a memory?
Hello?
Are you there, Ghost?
I'm here.
What's going on?
Talk to you about your true capitalist memory.
Okay.
Go ahead.
It was about probably two years ago that I had my first miscarriage.
And when I had my first miscarriage, I was kind of in a depressed state, you know.
And at that time, I decided to start to tune into your broadcast.
You really started to give me up.
Boy, all right?
Yeah, fine.
Fuck you, son.
But I also started picking up smoking around then.
But I've tuned into your broadcast ever since.
And you've really been part of my life.
And you made me.
Jesus Christ.
I mean, Jesus Christ, can you die already?
Are you kidding me?
Can you hurry up and die already for Christ's sake?
You know that you're taking up the room for other young people to advance in their lives for Christ's sake.
Are you kidding me?
You're sitting over here.
I mean, do we have a hospice for this old hag or something?
Jesus Christ, man.
Stop smoking.
All right?
Stop smoking.
Unless you're smoking cigars, all right?
630.
Do you got a memory?
You're just playing with your pecker shaft, for Christ's sake.
703, you got a memory?
Yes, Ghost.
Yeah, what's up, man?
I just wanted to wish you a happy four-year anniversary.
Hey, man, I appreciate it, and thank you for calling up, man.
I mean, seriously, I mean, I'm glad that people are appreciating, you know, some of the things that I have brought to the internet.
And I really like the fact that people are, you know, wishing me a genuine four-year anniversary.
It makes me feel giddy.
It makes me feel giddy inside.
And I'm not joking, all right?
So anyway, let's continue going for Christ's sake.
Who else do we got going on, engineer?
All right, we'll take a few Skype callers and see what's going on here.
Do you have any kind of true capitalist memory?
Huh?
How about burning Count Dracula?
Do you got any memories?
Oh, my favorite memory goes is all the times are called a reptilian shapeshifter.
Shove it up, your ass.
All right, here we go with these assholes.
This is another group of people that I forgot to add in those lists of agitators.
These Alex Jones worshippers out here who insist that I'm some kind of a draconian lizard shapeshifter from the planet Drago or something, for Christ's sake.
I mean, Jesus Christ.
Anyway, we got Steven.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Hello.
How's it going?
Hey, my favorite memory from your show is when I found out you were Batman.
You stupid idiot.
Emperor Napoleon, what was your favorite memory?
The finger chief in the back of my pants, sir.
Now get him off!
Damn off!
I'm not gonna let them fruit them up.
They're fruiting up, and I'm not gonna let them do it.
They're fruiting up!
This is my anniversary show, for Christ's sake.
I'm not letting these idiots fruit up my broadcast.
I'm not letting them do it.
I'm sure that all these homosexual-related demographics are having their assholes pucker in right now, but we're not letting them fruit up right now.
We're not letting them do it.
All right?
I'm not going to let them do it, for Christ's sake.
One more Skype caller.
That's all I'm doing, all right?
Spermy the cat.
What's your excuse?
All right, Ghost, can you hear me?
Yeah, we can hear you.
What's going on there, you Scottish kilt-wearing bastard?
Yeah, not much, man.
Yeah, happy 40th anniversary.
I remember a call.
I know you've been around the block.
You've been here for a while.
I'll give you that much credit, Dad.
Thanks a lot for wishing me a happy anniversary.
What's up?
Yeah, you know, the first time I called you, we did a shot together.
And I have the same whiskey here.
I've got a bunch of people.
You know what?
I remember that shot there, Spermy.
All right?
You trolled me during that shot.
You Scottish kilt-wearing bastard.
You trolled me during that crap.
So you know what?
I'm trolling you now, Spermy.
Get out of here.
How do you like that, huh?
Huh?
Go eat some lucky charms and stick a four-leaf clover up your ass.
Get out of here.
I remember that very vividly there, boy.
Jesus Christ.
508, we have a memory.
My favorite memory was when I called you for the last two days until I hate you, which I still fucking do.
Well, I hate you too.
How about that?
I hate you, too.
I still hate you, too, you old shit.
I hate you, too, you sally stupid.
You sound like you should have been swallowed.
That's what you sound.
You sound like you should have been swallowed.
Sit there and shut up.
Let me tell you something right now.
These people in here are attempting to try to deviate the broadcast out here.
This is my party.
All right?
This is my anniversary.
It belongs to me.
And I'm not going to let you idiots sit here and sway this great time that me and all the true capitalist listeners that are listening to me throughout the world.
I'm not going to let I'm not going to let you.
I'm not going to let you ruin it.
I'm not going to let you ruin it.
As a matter of fact, I'm going to get some more champagne.
That's what I'm doing.
I'm getting more champagne off of my crystal glass, baby.
Oh man, let's see.
Let me put some more champagne in here.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, man.
You got to love Dom P from 2003, huh?
Yeah?
Woo!
All right.
Cheers to the True Capitalist one more time here.
Oh, man, it's a great celebration, huh?
This is a great celebration.
Four years I've been on the air.
And screw all you bastards that are criticizing me for drinking a vintage 2003 Dom P, all right?
I know your feelings are hurt that I'm living lavish, but you just got to sit there, take it, and eat it.
Eat it!
Eat!
EA!
You piece of crap!
Anyway, where the hell am I at for Christ's sake?
Area code 609, you got any memories?
Yo, Ghost, did you do I like to have a tall glass of chili chutney?
Chili chutney?
Is that what you just said?
Yes.
And you drink that as leisurely drinks, you know, chili chutney.
Yes.
You're a sick son of a bitch, all right?
I mean, or you're a sick son of a bitch.
909, what's up?
You got a memory?
Oh, well, my earliest memory with you is, oh, I just want to wish you a happy birthday.
I mean, anniversary.
I appreciate it, man.
Thanks a lot.
Thanks a lot.
413, you got a memory?
Hey, how are you doing, Ghost?
How's it going, man?
A happy four years.
I mean, God damn, it's been a fun four years.
Are you kidding me?
It's not only been a fun four years, it's been a hell of a ride for Christ's sake.
I mean, do you understand how much controversy I've caused for Christ's sake?
I mean, do you want to know how many times that Blog Talk Radio has given me the proverbial, please give us a call?
Like, so we can talk about your content.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, it's been a hell of a ride for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it.
We got, who else we got?
267.
What's up?
You got a memory?
Hey, Ghost, it's T-Moo.
Oh, it's Moo.
What are you doing, Moo?
Well, first off, I just wanted to tell you that I did order the TTR shot glass.
That should be on the way sometime soon.
All right, cool, man.
And I do, in fact, have a memory.
My best memory was not from a show, actually.
It was from that late-night Powell Talk chat you had.
That was fantastic.
I think that was the first time I talked to you actually.
I hadn't called in before that.
But that was really great.
It was a lot more calm than this.
You weren't really raging.
There wasn't a lot of trolling.
It was great.
No, hey, I appreciate that.
And, you know, the whole reason why I have those little voice chat hostings that I have every now and then is because I want some of the fans that are really true fans.
You know, the fans that appreciate the man, the legend himself, ghost, outside the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
That's the whole reason why I conduct those voice chats.
And I'm so glad that there's people that appreciate that type of intimate communication.
All right?
And I appreciate all the folks that listen to me on the Powell Talk, that talk to me on the Powell Talk, that interact with me on the Pal Talk.
You guys rule, man.
I'll never forget that freaking 10, 11-hour Powell Talk session where we turned Pal Talk into our talk, into our cyber turf.
Y'all remember that?
We went in there and raided it.
It belonged to us.
Anyway, thanks a lot, Deremu.
Appreciate it.
Once again, we're taking more callers here.
It's my anniversary.
Anyway, I want to hear from you.
What do you got to say about it?
609, what's up?
What do you got to say?
Shut up, you Ron Paul idiot.
Hey, hey, what about that little clip of Ron Paul refusing to answer about his alleged racist newsletter back about 15, 20 years ago?
What happened about that, huh?
How come Ron Paul couldn't answer the question then, huh?
Old Timey Radio Sip00:09:45
Give me a freaking break because he's a fake, bureaucratic bunch of garbage, just like the rest of them.
All right?
Stop putting this guy on a pedestal that he doesn't belong on.
818, what's up?
Do you have a memory?
What's your problem?
Is this primal freak therapy?
Look at him.
He's liking it.
He's liking it.
Whatever's being shoved up his anoint passes.
Look at him.
He's liking it.
He's laughing.
He's smiling about it.
952.
Finally.
Now I'm not going to be the Alzar Michael Jake Fox and the Shakes, am I?
I don't know.
You want to be a part of Michael J. Fox and the Shakespeare?
Yeah, I was my saxophone.
I want to be the saxophone artist, yeah.
Oh, yeah, well, let's hear some sax.
What do you want me to play?
How about playing some wham?
How about playing some wham?
Wham.
You know how to play wham, huh?
You know how to play wham for Christ's sake?
I can play tequila.
That's a good saxophone.
Tequila.
All right, play whatever you can play, man.
I haven't played this thing in like a year, because I'm smart, but...
Actually, I do have a memory, too.
You know, you watched Pee-Wee Herman back in the old days before he, you know, went into the old, you know, adult theater and, you know, gave people a version of Pee-Wee's play with himself.
Pee-wee's big adventure.
Yeah, I know that thing.
Yeah, man.
Hey, man, I want to thank you for calling for Christ's sake.
I appreciate it.
Anyway, let's continue going, folks.
Let me tell you, you know, we got all kinds.
I mean, we've got penis, you know, we got freaking saxophone players.
We got all kinds.
We got all kinds, for Christ's sake, and I want to hear from you.
All right?
Well, I want to hear your favorite memory of True Capitalist Radio.
Your favorite memory.
610, you got any memories?
Yep.
Yeah, let's hear it.
You're just going to sit there like a Helen Keller deaf mute for Christ's sake.
All right, who else do we got going on over here?
908, what's up?
If you hate coffee, why use Yamakas for coffee filters?
Well, you're just going to have to figure that crap out on your own.
All right.
305, what's up?
Hey, Ghost Escorti from two shows ago on the Puerto Rican.
You remember me, right?
Yeah, you're that fake Puerto Rican.
All right, go ahead.
What do you want?
Well, I have a very vivid memory of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right, what is it?
I remember one day I was listening to you and, you know, I was out there in a parking lot and I had a few of my ladies around me.
You know what I mean?
I always go to them clubs and everything.
I just tune in for a few minutes, you know what I mean?
And, you know, woman came up and she was enchanted by your voice, man.
We went to my car.
We had a little bit of fornicification, you know what I mean?
Yeah, well, you know what?
You're welcome, all right?
You're welcome.
And you better not have any female next to you right now, for Christ's sake, because she'll be in complete freaking awe.
Complete freaking awe at the manly dominance that I'm just throwing around this radio show like it ain't shit.
That's all I'm saying, all right?
That's all I'm saying.
Anyway, who else do we got going on over here?
We're talking about true capitalist memories.
847, you got a memory?
Hey, Ghost.
How's it going, man?
Yeah, I just want to thank you for doing all these shows for four years.
You know, you've been great throughout all of them.
I appreciate it, man.
And I think...
No, thanks a lot, man.
Oh, man, I cut him off.
I'm sorry.
I thought you were done, man.
Call back.
I'll click you on, man.
I'll call back.
Anyway, the reason I may be a little bit anticipating, you know, clicking that guy off, because we got, of course, a true capitalist favorite.
I believe we've got Taseki on the horn.
What's going on, Taseki?
Good evening, Ghost, and happy fourth anniversary.
How are you doing, Taseki?
What's going on?
You're always a true capitalist favorite.
Of course, look at all the people their assholes are puckering in the chat room because your eloquent self has graced your presence on the broadcast.
Well, I think you're doing me far too much honor, Ghost, because, I mean, clearly the honor goes to you today.
I just wanted to share a couple of memories, if I could.
All right, go ahead.
Let's hear it.
I was going to say, I think my fondest memory of the show was when, I mean, I don't want to start baiting him already, but when Goofy Bone was man enough to call in and basically embarrassed himself, you know?
But he's not going to call in again.
You know, how many people remember that memory?
I remember it very vividly.
How many people remember it?
I mean, I remember it.
I mean, it's pretty funny.
And, you know, it's pretty funny you say that, Diseki, because I think we got Goofy Bone on the horn right here.
Hey, Goofy Bone, are you there, man?
Hey, Ghost, congratulations on four years.
And I'm popping the bottle with you if you see your Twitter picture, Ghost.
Oh, he's popping a bottle.
Look, we got Goofy Bone.
We got Taseki.
I mean, it's a TCR classic, for Christ's sake.
It's a true capitalist radio classic.
What's going on between the both of you, man?
I mean, have y'all talked to each other since the last time y'all have been on the air?
What's going on?
It's a blast from the past, isn't it?
Before I reply, can we just do an old-timey true capitalist radio proper sip-stroke swig?
Yeah, let's go.
Hey, everybody, I got my glass here.
Do you got your glass, Goofy and Taseki?
Absolutely.
Shit, I've enjoyed it all show, Ghost.
I'm ready for the swig.
All right, cheers, man.
Cheers, everybody out.
That's what I'm talking about here.
Anyway, Taseki was talking about, you know, his favorite memory is when he trashed you there, Goofy Bone.
What the hell's up with that?
Yeah, I don't care.
It's just Tozeki.
But, Ghost, you know, I want to say thank you for always, always shooting pearls to us.
To some of us who listen to you, we've capitalized.
And if there's anything that you could gain from this show, Ghost, is that you turn some normal people into capitalists, ghosts.
And that's the only thing that I can say thank you for, Ghost.
I appreciate that, Goofy, man.
I appreciate it.
Thanks for the kind words, Goofy.
I appreciate it.
What were you going to say, Taseki?
I was going to say, can you speak a bit louder?
I couldn't kind of hear him over the sound of him sucking your cock.
Oh, man.
Come on.
That's below the belt there, Taseki.
Come on.
Before you start hooting.
But anyway, guys, I just want to say cheers.
And, you know, fond memories.
You know.
Good job.
Have a good one, mate.
Hey, I appreciate it, man.
Thanks a lot, Taseki.
Do you want to say anything, Goofy Bone, to Taseki or anybody before we move on, man?
No, guys, I just want to say thank you for doing what you do, taking the time out of your busy day to helping some of us gain capital and to be more better people out in the world than some of these other Casey Anthony self-entitlement sectionary pieces of monkey shit.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you know, I hear you, Goofy Bone.
And, you know, I thank you for calling.
And, you know, we've had a lot of laughs at your expense, and you were a pretty good sport.
You know, so keep mean and cheese graffitiing and keep capitalizing.
All right.
I mean, that was great, wasn't it, folks?
I mean, that was a freaking blast from the past, baby.
We had Taseki and we had Goofy Bone on the damn horn at the same time.
I mean, it's like it was freaking 2011 again.
Anyway, folks, I want to hear from you once again.
It is my four-year anniversary.
As a matter of fact, I need to put some more, I need to put some more Don P in the glass here, so let's go ahead and get that over with here.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm talking about, man.
Woo!
Let me build this one to the top here.
And let me go ahead and keep going here.
How about that?
Let me keep going.
Screw all you assholes that are calling me an alcoholic, all right?
I'm not an alcoholic asshole, all right?
I'm a connoisseur.
All right?
I mean, you need to get into your goddamn thick heads for Christ's sake.
I'm not out here drinking the same Kentucky fried chicken piss every single day for Christ's sake.
I'm mixing it up with all kinds of libations, all kinds of spirits.
Drinking Connoisseur Defense00:07:58
All right, so for you to be sitting over here telling me that I'm some kind of a damn alcoholic is a false indictment and outright lie.
All right, I'm a connoisseur, and don't you ever forget it.
All right, and I'm drinking the best libations money can buy.
All right, I'm drinking the best scotches, I'm drinking the best champagnes, I'm drinking the best wines, the best beers, so on and so forth.
And while all you people are sitting over there sipping the same Kentucky fried chicken piss that you've been sipping on for the past 20 years, for Christ's sake, I'm a connoisseur, son of a bitch.
Who else do we got going on over here?
We got Tara Strong.
What's up?
You got a memory?
You're not only quick at fighting, but your dick is also like that of a kid.
What?
What do you say?
What?
What did you say?
That's what I thought you said.
I mean, you kiss your mother with that mouth, Broad.
Why don't you get back in the kitchen where you belong where you can do something productive for Christ's sake?
Instead of sitting over here flapping your little suckhole in the wind at me.
You understand that?
Get in the kitchen where you belong.
Jesus Christ.
217.
What do you got a memory or what?
Disgust.
I don't remember what you beat his grandma.
Now, shut up.
All right.
I'm not letting you idiots talk about my granny.
Do you understand that?
I'm not letting you idiots talk about my granny today at all.
All right, you stupid scumbags.
It's my freaking anniversary.
Do you understand that?
It's mine.
It belongs to me.
And I'm not letting you idiots talk about my granny.
We got Fluttery A. What's up?
Well, my favorite memory was the time when you totally went off on SOPA and NDAA, played scooter, and basically told Big Brother government to go fuck itself.
You're damn right.
And you know what?
I'm still going to do it.
I'm still going to do it.
I've been here for four years doing it for Christ's sake.
I've been here for four years exposing the lies of the bureaucratic government.
I've been here for four years exposing the totalitarian tentacles that this damn government is trying to infringe upon us.
I've been here for four years doing this crap.
And it's good that a young man like yourself is finally starting to take notice at the substance that I project on this forum, on this broadcast called the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast.
Let me tell you something right now.
I appreciate it, man.
All right?
646-652-4869 is number to call.
It's my anniversary, baby.
It's my anniversary.
As a matter of fact, I'm trying to chug this bottle here.
I'm trying to chug this bottle of Dom P.
I filled a nice, good crystal glass all the way to the top, which is a big no-no and taboo in the champagne drinking field.
But you know what?
I don't give a free time.
So I'm going to go ahead and keep drinking.
Cheers to everybody out there.
And of course, you have to be over the age of 21 to drink.
All right?
So that's all I'm saying.
Good stuff.
Good stuff, for Christ's sake.
Anyway, let's continue taking calls here, folks.
This is the fans' day, all right, as much as it is my day.
So let's continue taking calls.
Area code 936, you're on the horn.
Hey, I remember my greatest memory of TCR was when you and everybody in the chair were watching Japanese hentai together and stuff.
Yeah, shut up.
We weren't watching any Japanese hentai, you stupid moron.
All right?
I don't like any of that stupid, disgusting, ridiculous crap.
All right, so shove it up your ass.
That never happened.
Freaking hente, or whatever the hell you call that stupid, damn freaky, freaky jab crap.
703, what's up?
Hey, Ghost.
Yeah.
Well, I've been a listener ever since you were on conservative radio, and you've inspired me to make money for myself.
And you know, I'm young, so I couldn't do much, but I started making stuff on the internet, man.
$400 a month.
Thanks, guys.
That's what I'm talking about, baby.
Yes!
Yes!
That's the story that I like to listen to.
Those are the reasons why I continue to do this broadcast right there.
Did you hear that?
A young man right there doing what he's got to do to make some capital for Christ's sake.
And that's what this life is all about.
That's what living lavish is all about, for Christ's sake.
And for all those people that are out there that are saying, oh, it's so hard.
I just, I can't do it.
You are a lazy, incompetent jerk.
All right?
How old are you, young man?
How old are you, if you don't mind me asking?
I'm 15.
15 years old, already making $400 a month, baby.
All right?
Already making $400 a month.
Get some of that, man.
I don't want to hear any of these idiots that are sitting over here saying, I just don't get it.
Shut up.
Anyway, 703, I want to thank you for calling up.
As a matter of fact, I am drinking to that.
15 years old, 400 a month.
And make sure to utilize that $400 a month wisely, all right?
Obtain some kind of silver, some kind of gold, you know, put it in some hard assets for Christ's sake.
And what I mean by hard assets, things that you can sell at a later date for the equivalent price from what you bought it for, if not more.
All right?
Anyway, let me go ahead and cheers to everybody out there who's listening.
Cheers.
Let me go ahead and take a sip of this here.
Good stuff, baby.
Good stuff.
Nothing like some good old Dom P from 2003.
Anyway, who else do we got going on over here?
It is my anniversary, four years on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
I want to hear from you.
Have you got any memories?
Do you got anything to say?
I want to hear from you.
Area code 940, what's up?
Young man, it's School of Fool again, and I just want to say a 13th anniversary of the same month.
I mean, that's like awesome, man.
And, you know, my favorite memory of the show was definitely the Ghosties.
That was truly awesome.
I look like you appreciate us.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you're damn right.
It was the Ghosties is right.
I mean, that was a memorable show.
And if you haven't listened to it, by God, it is for free to download at blogtalkradio.com slash ghost.
That's G-H-O-S-T.
And we partook in that Ghosties show on New Year's Eve.
I mean, it was a great show.
It was definitely one to remember.
And by God, if you're not listening, if you're not listening to that show, well, then by God, you're probably not a real fan.
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
Anyway, 512, what's up?
You got Africa, where the poverty is so dis.
Shut up.
This is not radio graffiti yet.
Do you understand that?
This is not radio graffiti there, jerk dicks.
Stupid dumb assholes.
813, what's up?
Oh, hey, this is Ghost.
Yeah, what's up?
Okay, well, I'm 16, and I'm like, I just watched, I came to your show like a week ago, and originally I was trolling and messing with you, but then I realized how good information your show has.
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And I'm just wondering, like, how much money do you actually need to, like, start investing in stocks and things like that?
Are you kidding me?
All you need is whatever the limit is at whatever brokerage account that you're going to trade stocks with.
I think that the minimum account for most for most brokerages is like 200 bucks, 300 bucks.
I mean, these brokerage people are waiting to open up new accounts.
So all you got to do is go up to some of these brokerages.
I mean, some of them are a little high.
Don't get me wrong.
There's some that are about $1,000, $2,000, $5,000.
But to be honest with you, folks, I mean, there are some out there that all you need is a good $200.
You put it into an account, and you can start trading stocks.
All right?
I mean, this is some of the mainstream ones that you see on the television set.
Of course, if you want to start day trading, Of course, you're going to need a minimum of 50K in the bank, or not in the bank, but 50K in the brokerage account so that you can start legally day trading.
All right, legally.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
Thanks a lot, man, for calling in there, young man.
I mean, it's very easy to trade in the markets.
As a matter of fact, the easiest way to do it is that if you're going to save so many some odd dollars per month for whatever you make, like let's say you work at whatever job and you're designating a certain percentage of that check for savings.
Well, instead of putting it into a savings account, which is just going to be there and it's just going to remain in cash, and believe it or not, our government is continuing to spend more and more of the taxpayers' capital, and the more and more they spend, they're devaluing the value of the dollar.
That's why last year, if you would have kept your money in a savings account, you lost money.
You actually lost money if you kept your dollars in a savings account last year because the rate of inflation was so high that the interest rate of the savings account didn't even keep up with the rate of inflation.
So that's why I'm saying, I mean, at the very minimum, all you need to do is just take so many some-odd dollars per month and look at some of these blue chip stocks.
And per month, keep grabbing those blue chips.
Whatever your favorite company is, even if you don't understand the fundamentals of the market, even if you don't understand all the complexities and all the terminology and so on and so forth, look for your favorite company and start accumulating that.
All right?
And I guarantee you, here within about two, three, four years, you'll accumulate so much stock that you can actually approach the bank and say, hey, bank, I want to finance a house for myself.
All right?
And I've got this stock right here for collateral.
So go ahead and give me the money.
And they're going to give it to you.
Do you understand?
Banks give people money that have collateral.
And that's the fundamentals of getting yourself wealth in this country.
You work hard to obtain capital.
And capital, of course, is stocks.
Capital is real estate.
Capital is cars, jewelry, gold, silver, so on and so forth.
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All right?
The more of that you obtain in your life, the more money the bank is going to lend you.
And let me tell you, just because the bank is lending you money doesn't mean you go out and blow it.
It means that you go out and either finance a piece of real estate, either finance a car, or finance a business.
It's that simple.
Anyway, thanks a lot there, 813.
I appreciate it.
Here you coach 614.
What's up?
You're on the horn.
Go.
How are you doing today?
Yeah, I'm doing okay.
Who the hell is this?
Oh, this is a tough guy.
I filled my tub with champagne.
Come on over and let's celebrate.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Are you kidding me?
You're bathing in champagne.
What a waste of champagne, for Christ's sake.
I mean, as soon as you step your dirty, filthy foot in it, it's tainted for Christ's sake, man.
I think it tastes fine.
It could just be the champagne going to my head, but whatever.
As long as we end up doing the horizontal mumbo by the end of the night, it's all good.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Can you take about 10 steps away from my freaking butt crack there, tub guy?
I mean, are you serious with this?
Are you serious?
Good sir.
I happen to always be serious.
Oh, my.
Ah, Jesus, Chris.
Get this sick son of a bank.
Get him off for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
This guy always.
I mean, he always calls me and he's in the freaking tub.
He's in a tub listening to the broadcast.
Can you believe this crap?
What are you doing listening to me in a tub for Christ's sake, man?
Jesus Christ.
I mean, there's something bothering me about a guy listening to me in a tub.
Where the hell is PETA when you need him for Christmas?
Somebody's killing a dog or some crap.
Or cat rape or something.
Jesus Christ.
313, what's up?
What's up, ghosts?
The best of the steak.
How you doing, man?
How you doing, man?
It's good to hear from you.
Yeah, same to you.
First, I'd like to say happy 40th anniversary.
Thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate it.
And the second thing, I'd like to say my favorite memory would be the broadcast that you did on Christmas, all the prank calls you did.
Oh, yeah, yeah, the Christmas Eve prank calls, for Christ's sake.
Those are rather controversial.
You like that?
Yes, especially when you call 417.
Oh, yeah, 417, the big bad wannabe Nazi.
You know, when he called his mammy, he called back, hey, you want to die, asshole?
That one was just your laughter right there.
I can't believe that he actually tried to become one of those, how you say, internet tough guys, I must say.
Yeah, they're always, always Internet tough guys, man.
They're always Internet tough guys.
But you know what?
If this was a damn bar room, I'd stomp their teeth so far down their goddamn throats they'd be able to chew their own hemorrhoids for Christ's sake, man.
Anyway, there, Vesper Steak, thanks for calling in, man.
I appreciate you listening, and thanks for your call, man.
I appreciate it.
201, what's up?
You got a memory?
Another Helen Keller deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
Who the hell else we got?
909, what's up?
Jesus Christ, another Helen Teller deaf mute.
I mean, goddammit.
530, what's up?
Gosh, I forgot to say my second thing I wanted to tell you.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Well, you know what?
I mean, I think we've already heard you about two or three times already.
570, what's up?
She got teeth.
Look at that.
Boom.
You must have been done or shit.
Does everybody hear this daycare going on here?
Did everybody hear this?
Hey, kids.
Look at that.
Jesus Christ, get these kids off.
Get them off, for Christ's sake.
I heard about two or three kids back there with no parents.
No parents whatsoever.
438, you got yourself a memory or what?
Hello.
How's it going?
I'm very good.
Listen, it's Chris Watkins.
Just wanted to ask you, do you know how full of shit you actually are?
Wait a minute.
Let me ask you a question.
Are you from the Northeast?
Because you sound like one of those jerk dicks that say the word car.
Like, hey, I'm going in a car.
I'm going in a car.
So, uh, are you one of those jerks?
It's because I'm from New York, you full of shit cocksucker.
Tell you what, why don't you come over to Hollywood?
I'll fucking break your neck.
Shut up your ass.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, yeah.
Who's this?
Who who who are you in Hollywood?
I'd be more than happy to go meet you down there, whoop your ass.
This is Chris the Watkin movie stop.
It's shortened there.
Oh, Christopher Walkin, you know, the guy who let Natalie Wood die during that whole incident on the yacht there, huh?
Yeah, fuck that girl.
And I'll do the same to you and your family, you fucking trope.
Yeah, you shut up, you stupid idiot.
All right.
You weren't there for Natalie Wood, Christopher Walken.
You should have been there for Natalie Wood.
You were plugging her hole.
You should have been there for Natalie Wood.
Jesus Christ.
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269, what's up?
You got a memory?
Yeah.
What's up?
Well, I was I remember the Guy for Minority.
I love that show.
Yeah, it's not a show.
It's a game there, Jerk Dick.
All right.
And yeah, you know, I actually like that game.
I'm pretty good at that freaking game.
I love that game.
586, you got a memory?
Yeah, what's up, Cool?
It's am I on?
Yeah, you're on.
What's going on, man?
Well, first of all, I just want to say happy anniversary.
I love listening to the show.
I don't have any specific memory.
I just wanted to say congrats and, you know, keep up the good work, man.
Hey, man, I appreciate it.
Thank you very much for those kind words.
I genuinely appreciate it.
1014, what's up?
You got a memory?
Hi, ghosty.
It's me, Debbie.
Hey, is it Debbie Daly?
It is Debbie Daly.
Hey, how are you doing, Debbie Daley?
Good to hear from you.
How you doing?
Happy anniversary, but I also had something to play for you.
It's only like 20 seconds long, so will you listen to it?
Yeah, go ahead.
Let's hear it.
Let's hear it.
Here we go.
Oh, happy anniversary.
Happy anniversary.
All right, Cheerfulness.
Happy anniversary.
But be careful, you don't do this.
Happy anniversary.
Oh!
Oh, I appreciate that, Debbie Daly.
That's pretty funny, man.
Hey, you know, I want to ask you something, man.
What's up with this internet beef you got going on with these damn cyber vermin that are out here, you know, spreading all kinds of disgusting, vile things about you?
What the hell's up with that shit?
I don't know.
You mean all their slicing and stuff?
Well, I don't know.
I mean, you know, to be honest with you, I'm getting all kinds of disgusting tweets, you know, saying, you know, that you're this, you're that.
You know, there's all kinds of disgusting, you know, YouTube videos up about you for Christ's sake.
I mean, what's the basis of this, for Christ's sake?
What's going on?
I mean, because this is wrong.
I mean, this is just wrong what's happening to you.
And, you know, maybe you did something.
Maybe you didn't.
I don't know the whole specifics.
I'm not on these internets to judge people's characters, but I don't think that anybody deserves the kind of personal onslaught that's going towards your way.
And I just wanted to know what the hell's going on.
Well, I can tell you one thing.
100% of everything they've said is untrue.
Okay, I'll swear to that.
I can prove anything.
It's like, it doesn't bother me because I know it's not true to begin with.
Number two, there's two different theories going on right now.
Either one of them is that there's a guy that's getting inaugurated, not inaugurated, but getting initiated into something.
And he was told to take me off the internet.
And number two, it's a jealous person.
So that's what we're going for right now.
Really?
I mean, this is jealousy.
This is envy that's driving all this vehement hatred because that's what I get from this crap.
I mean, it's just vehement hatred for Christ's sake.
For what reason?
I mean, for what reason?
I mean, look at the chat room here.
These people in the chat room are talking garbage.
What is this crap?
It's all fueled by, we think it's all fueled by a female.
She's got mental problems.
She's got a history of this.
It goes back a long way.
And, you know, I don't know.
I don't do anything.
I mean, I just do my little stupid show at night, and I have never done anything they say.
They say I do drugs and all this crazy shit, and I don't dream it.
I don't know what it is.
I don't know.
That's what we're doing.
Anyway, I just think it's wrong, Debbie Dale.
What they're doing to you is just despicable.
It's disgusting.
But since you do have a show, go ahead and plug it here.
Go ahead and let everybody know where you're at.
It's every night at 10 Central on Block Talk Radio.
10 Central.
Yeah.
All right, man, Debbie, I appreciate you calling up.
I appreciate the little sound clip that you played for me there.
And, man, I mean, you know, I sincerely hope that all this internet drama that's going towards your way ends very soon because this is just sick, man.
It's just horrible.
It's taking its toll.
It's taking its toll.
I don't think they're going to get what they want.
What they want, their ultimate goal, ghost, is to get me 404 off of Block Talk, and that's not going to happen.
But it's taking its toll as far as just stress and crap like that.
But it's all fake.
It's all wrong.
It's all lies.
So, you know, whatever.
It's just horrible, man.
I mean, you know, it's disgusting how these internets can get so vile, for lack of a better term.
Maybe they'll get tired of it.
I don't know.
We'll see.
I hope so for your sake, Debbie.
Anyway, I want to thank you for calling, man.
And you're always welcome on the broadcast anytime.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you very much.
Debbie Daly there.
Of course, a person, a broadcaster here on Blog Talk Radio, definitely getting some troll hatred, to say the least, for Christ's sake.
So I just wanted to get the 411 on that because, you know, it's getting pretty bad, for lack of a better term.
All right.
I mean, I saw that Mr. Ed video about Debbie Daly.
That was harsh, assholes.
That spells bad.
773, what's up?
You got a memory?
You shut the fuck your car.
Shut up.
Stupid assholes.
850, what's up?
What's up, ghost?
I want to wish you a happy anniversary.
And my favorite memory so far was the ghosties and the prank call and the little kid Nazi Wannabe Kid.
Hey, man, thanks a lot, man.
As a matter of fact, both of those shows are definitely very memorable because the one on Christmas Eve I actually did before all the family got here, before everybody was gathering around, doing all the festivities, so on and so forth.
And of course, before New Year's Eve or on New Year's Eve, I did it before all the family got here for Christ's sake.
And the only reason I did it is because I love the fans, baby.
I love true capitalist radio.
I love all the tens of thousands of listeners who listen to me throughout the world.
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And I do it for them, for Christ's sake.
I don't do it for the damn troll terrorists and these scumbags who are trying to, you know, completely character assassinate me and besmirch my show.
I don't do it for them.
I do it for the true capitalists who listen to the broadcast.
All right, and that's all there is to it.
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, let me take a break here.
And after I come back from this break, I am definitely going to do Radio Graffiti early.
That's right.
I'm going to go ahead and start Radio Graffiti a little early for Christ's sake because, well, it's my anniversary.
Anniversary.
So, you know, I've got to go tend to some things right now.
I'll be right back.
I'm going to go ahead and take a quick break for Christ's sake.
Engineer, can you play some music, man, while I'm going?
And don't listen to these jerk dicks that take over the broadcast.
You got it?
Good.
Anyway, folks, I'm going to be right back.
Go ahead and play something, something from 2011, Engineer.
Something that these people will recognize.
You know what I'm saying?
Put something on.
Put something on for Christ's sake.
Oh, yeah.
Jeremy Bookhorn.
Your mom's a horse, she sucks cocks at the dollar store.
Your mom is gangster, your mom is gangster.
She licked my balls and gave me a yank.
Your mom's trick, your mom's tricks.
She eats vaginas and she swallows dicks.
Your mom's a coose, your mom's a goose.
She fucks the muzzle and sucks the juice.
Your mom's a bitch, your mom's a bitch.
She left me with a nifty itch.
Your mom's a fluttered, your mom's butt.
She likes cucumbers up her butt.
Your mom's a hooker.
She's not a booker.
Always complaining how her puss is aching.
Which is weird to see the horror.
I've got a number and a big cucumber.
All that is left now is sex.
With a fat cow, with sex.
With your mom.
Your mom's a horse.
Your mom's a horse.
She sucks cocks at the dollar store.
Your mom's a skank.
Your mom's a skank.
She licks my balls and gave me a yank.
Your mom's tricks.
Your mom's a trick.
She eats vaginas and swallows dicks.
Your mom's a coose.
Your mom's a goose.
She fucks the muzzle and she sucks the juice.
Your mom's a bitch.
Your mom's a bitch.
She left me with a fucking itch.
Your mom's fluttered.
Your mom's a flutt.
She likes cucumbers up her butt, she likes cucumbers up her butt, she likes them up her butt.
You trust fun, all right.
Here we go.
We're gonna try to bust a flow here.
I don't know really what I don't really know where to start, but I guess we'll figure it out, right?
Here we go.
Hey, and remember, the beat is Stuntin' Like My Daddy by Birdman.
So for all you rapper idiots that like that kind of crap, you know, give him the credit because this is kind of a capitalist song here.
So can we get the beat going on again, please?
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Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
Goes out to all you liberals and all you feminists.
You don't want none of ghosts, baby.
You don't want none of ghosts, baby.
Here we go.
Well, look who it is.
This the man they call ghost.
The host with the most, and I don't mean to brag about.
People hate because I talk about the president.
The fruity liberals and the illegal Mexicans.
They all say that ghost is a dangerous man.
Cause I speak that politic that they don't understand.
True conservative took my heart just to let them know.
Capitalism took the soul to the bullet hole.
I'm living rich, sitting fat, but I want mo.
I'm living lavish and I ain't got no time for the po.
My ass bleed for single mothers of eight.
But like Maurice said, let them bitches eat paint.
I'm not heartless.
I'm like Rob Hobbs in the old politics book called the viathan.
I'm not cold.
I'm a humanitarian.
I want to see human progress till the very end.
Woo!
Man!
You're listening to Ghost on True Capitalist Radio.
Capitalist Radio.
Lightning burning lightning back.
Lightning married.
Lightning back.
Lightning burning.
Lightning back.
Lightning market.
Lightning burning.
Lightning back.
Lightning back.
Lightning burning.
Ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha.
Money.
You dope the game.
Ha, ha, ha.
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You should keep going.
Yay!
Yay!
You're doing good.
You mind putting me back on hold, buddy?
Yeah, you can.
Hey, engineer, how's it going?
Can you do this more often?
entertaining than Ghost ever.
I should totally beat him up, especially when he's drunk.
We are living in the age in which the pursuit of all values, other than money, success, fame, glamour, has either been discredited or destroyed.
Money, success, fame, glamour.
For we are living in the age of a thing.
Money, success, fame, glamour, game,
money, success, fame, glamour, and money, success.
All right.
I told him to play music.
I told him to play music here, but now he's turning this into a fruitful Wednesday.
He's turning this into a Fruit Bowl Wednesday, and it's my anniversary.
It's mine!
It belongs to me!
It's my anniversary!
It's mine!
It's mine!
And now we'll come to Fruit Knot!
The Fruit Knuckles Fruit Bowl Wednesday!
Fame, glamour!
Jesus Christ!
Fame glamour!
Look at him!
The rat holes are puffering!
They're puckering for Christ's sake!
I've got you!
Money, success!
Fame glamour!
step out for one minute and you know at least the engineer didn't take over the broadcast for christ's sake But Jesus Christ, do you have to fruit up the broadcast for Christ's sake, engineer?
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Jesus Christ, it's my anniversary here.
It's my anniversary.
Isn't it fruiting up for Christ's sake?
Prancing around like we're dashing around at two-twos for Christ's sake.
Anyway, for Christ.
I'm sorry, folks.
I'm sorry it took a little long time there, but, you know, I had to take care of some business.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
We are now already ten minutes into the third and final hour of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
And, of course, I am your host, the man they call Ghost.
And once again, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Before we get into anything else, I'd like for everybody to please retweet the broadcast.
All right?
Go to the social networks.
Go to the forums.
Go to the blogs.
And spread it around like wildfire.
And let everybody know that True Capitalist Radio is in effect and in the house.
And of course, for all you fat, jelly-ass bastards that are too lazy to open up a freaking new window in your browser, for Christ's sake, we got all kinds of little buttons underneath the player right there.
You understand that?
We got all kinds of Google Plus buttons, Facebook like buttons.
Retweet this buttons.
Share this buttons.
Use and abuse those freaking buttons, baby.
It's just a freaking click for Christ's sake.
It's just a freaking click.
Anyway, I'm going to go ahead and try to do one more, one more round of Twitter shout-outs, folks.
And I genuinely hope that we don't have a bunch of disgusting agitators that are going to do nothing more than create disgusting, filthy names in an attempt to try to make me look like a goddamn Jagoff on the air for Christ's sake.
All right?
Without any further ado, Engineer, do we have any goddamn Twitter shout-outs to be had out here?
Well, do we or don't we, for Christ's sake, man?
I'm sitting over here waiting.
All right, according to the engineer, we do have a few Twitter shout-outs to be had out here.
And of course, for you folks that are unaware, all you have to do, as a matter of fact, you know, all you got to do is just tweet the first tweet on my Twitter account.
Ghost Politics is the Twitter account to follow.
All one word, no underscores, baby.
All right?
Now let's go ahead and get some Twitter shout-outs right now.
We got Gasgary Oak.
We got Prey Bronies Die.
Trey the Punk Kid in the house.
Flutter Mother.
I'm not saying that next name.
Winter Fun Alaska.
Aw, you jerk.
I mean, I can't believe Winter Fun Alaska.
Alaska suffered from one of their worst winters ever, for Christ's sake, man.
They got like 15 inches of snow right now, for Christ's sake, man.
They got shortages of freaking heating oil, and you idiots are laughing.
Jesus Christ, who else do we got?
The Nintendo 64, Big SpongeBobby, we got Weebos for Ghost.
Somebody by the name of Beatings for Bronies.
What's going on to Beatings for Brony?
Who else we got?
We got Dog Poop Tickler.
We got Purple Slime Girl in the house.
Ponies on Saturday.
We've got Toho Hijack.
Shove it up your ass.
We got, who else we got?
We got Austin Vibrator.
God damn it, Neese Lappington.
Come on.
God damn it.
I'm going to take a couple of more, and hopefully these aren't insulting, disgusting, filthy, goddamn tweets.
All right, we got, who else we got going on over here?
Now we got, hey, here's flaming nipple chops for Christ's sake, man.
Nothing like flaming nipple chops, huh?
You stupid fruit bowls.
Who the hell else we got?
We got Sergeant Yoda again.
We got Pony's Own.
We got Bill Maher Go Bill Maher Go.
Shove it up your ass.
Don't ever compare me to that socialist scumbag, that over-feminized fruit, Bill Maher, the man who can't take one side or the other on a position.
One minute he's libertarian, the next minute he's a goddamn bedwetting liberal socialist.
Don't ever compare me to that scumbag.
Freaking Bill Maher goat.
Shove it up your ass.
I'm not Bill Maher.
Shove it up your ass.
Anyway, we got Jonesy D. Joe Jonesy GT.
Some idiot named Drink Afterbirth.
Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Somebody named Choking Cowboy.
Shove it up your ass with the choking cowboys crap, all right?
All right, the whole reason why the Cowboys lost is because of Tony Homo.
That's it.
All right, if we had somebody else besides Tony Homo out there on the Dallas Cowboys playing the freaking quarterback position, it'd be a different freaking story, all right?
But no, we got to have Tony Homo up in here because, you know, all the chicks think he's cute or something.
Shove it up your ass.
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Anyway, who else do we got over here?
We got, I'm not saying that.
Oh, Fox Oloco.
We've got Stats or Lies.
It showed up your ass.
We got four years of crap.
Shove it up, you're a shove it up, you're crap!
You're gonna freaking screw all you people!
This is my four-year anniversary, for Christ's sake, man.
Four years of substance, four years of true capitalist commentary, four years for Christ's sake, man.
And you people are in a precipitate.
That's it.
Just fucking crap.
Freaking nice.
That's it, all right.
I'm not saying any more Twitter shout-outs.
As a matter of fact, you're lucky that I'm even still on here after all the ridicule that you people have been giving me on this four-year anniversary of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
Jesus Christ.
But anyway, without any further ado, let's just get right in to everybody's favorite part of the broadcast.
And I'm talking about radio graffiti.
That's right, folks.
It's about that time for radio graffiti where the spectators become a part of the spectacle.
And all you've got to do is give me a call at 646-652-4869.
Is the number to call.
This is a four-year anniversary radio graffiti edition.
Radio graffiti edition.
Jesus Christ.
Spit it out, boy.
And secondly, folks, when I call on your area code or on your Skype name, you have exactly three to four seconds to say whatever it is that's on your mind.
So without any further ado, let's go ahead and take it from the goddamn middle.
How about that?
From the middle, instead of the top of the body, let's make it from the middle.
941 Radio Graffiti.
Shout out to Amtech 91.
He's my best buddy in the whole world.
Yeah, I'm very proud of you.
571 Radio Graffiti.
Whoa!
Whoa, Jesus Christ.
Oh, man, it's getting all over the place for Christ's sake.
Shut up.
871, Radio Graffiti.
Or 817, Radio Graffiti.
My bad.
817.
Oh, hello?
Yeah.
Oh, uh, I just want to share a memory.
That's okay.
We're we're at radio graffiti time, man.
Sorry.
903, radio graffiti.
Grandmother, you stupid over seven and get the clock.
Yeah, we can't hear it because you're a cheap ass phone.
Uh, too drunk to host, radio graffiti.
Yeah, Ghost.
I heard Matt Miller was higher as the GM of the Cowboys.
You stupid idiot.
Shut up.
All right, I'm sick and tired of hearing that fruit bowl stumble and mumble the little jerk-ass voice you got.
Knuckle dude, radio graffiti.
We can hear you, goddammit, stupid idiot.
Stop wasting our time.
818, radio graffiti.
Oh, thank you.
I'm in your ass.
217 Radio Graffiti.
Is this primal scream therapy?
I mean, is this what's in vogue now?
Why, yes, my good sir.
Now, shut up.
All right, stop trying to act like Tub Guy.
8-6- What?
I said, listen to that violin.
That's what I'm talking about.
Are you kidding me?
This is the true capitalist violinist here.
Keep playing, man.
You got a request?
Play violin concerto by Mozart.
Hold on.
Yeah, never mind.
Forget it.
Anyway, 563, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, remember when your grandma crashed the plane into the front house?
Shut up.
Shut up.
530, radio graffiti.
Guys, I have a funny ass joke.
I really need to tell you this.
Well, too bad.
Who else do we got?
612, radio graffiti.
Oh, Ghost.
I just wanted to say that it was you.
It was you when I had my transticle surgery.
It was you who made me recover faster because of that manly dominance you throw around like nothing.
Oh my god, are you kidding me?
Is this Trisha?
Yes, it is.
So you mean to tell me that it's because of my manly dominance it helped you with your goddamn wee-wee chop-off surgery for Christ's sake?
It made you what?
What?
More stronger to not have a story head between your legs and then what?
Have an any?
I don't get it.
No, that booming voice is just, you know, it's so inspirational.
It's like, oh, oh, God, it's so sexy.
Jesus Christ is Trench Testicles.
Get off, for Christ's sake.
804, radio graffiti.
Hey, I just wanted to think about my memories with you for the last two days of calling and talking about Tebo for president.
Yeah, shut up, you stupid dumb idiot with your damn Tim Tebow.
All right?
God doesn't care who wins the game, man.
God damn it, you people need to realize that.
936, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I'm trying to write up a Wikipedia article on you just for your anniversary and stuff.
What do I put under affiliation?
Bronies or.
Bronies?
What are you talking about bronies?
Affiliation?
It's capitalist, boy.
It's capitalist.
No freaking bronies, you asshole.
Freaking affiliate bronies.
Shove it up, your ass.
773, radio graffiti.
Another Helen Keller deaf mute.
818, radio graffiti.
Origin bolt.
Origin bolt.
Lightning money, let me go.
Jesus Christ, here we go.
I mean, please don't stop.
Stop with that.
Stop.
Jesus Christ.
440, radio graffiti.
Hey, Dust.
I was just wondering if you can get a major fail for your grandma.
Now, fuck you.
All right.
Excuse my French.
I'm sorry, folks.
I didn't mean to just come off the top of the head like that saying that, but I can't.
This guy's making fun of my granny here.
All right?
He's making fun of my granny, and that guy's freaking out of line.
All right, I got sorry for cursing.
Excuse my French.
I'm sorry.
Jesus Christ.
956 Radio Graffiti.
Suck my nuts.
Yeah, I'm so French, you can suck my nuts.
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts.
I'm so fresh, you can suck my nuts, baby.
I'm so fresh, you can suck my dick.
Of course, once again, my apologies, folks.
I mean, a lot of these damn troll terrorists like to be vulgar.
7-8-1, radio graffiti.
Four years of racism.
Oh, yeah.
Well, why don't you name one thing that I do that's racist there, 781, you jerk dick?
Well, you shoot black people in the street for one thing.
That's what I thought.
Sit over there and spread slanderous lies.
All right?
I am not a racist, and everybody on the internet and throughout the world knows that I am a melting pot of friendship.
All right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be black.
All right?
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be Mexican.
I happen to have a whole bunch of friends that happen to be WAP and Kraut and Camel Jockey.
So don't sit over here and give me this nonsense that, oh, I'm some kind of a goddamn grand dragon racist of sorts.
I'm a melting pot of friendship, and I'll accept anybody as my friend.
All right?
I'm open to everybody as my friend.
Jesus Christ.
Who the hell is that?
Hey, wait a minute.
How come I have one number four times?
How about that?
What the hell is that about?
I've got one number four different times on my freaking goddamn switchboard.
What the hell is this crap?
239, what's your damn?
Give me all my MP.
He said, give me all it free.
Give me all my MPs.
Are you kidding me?
I mean, look, that was one 239.
Here's the other 239.
It's the same number.
It's the same number.
Hey, look, here's the same number, two, three, nine again.
I know that money makes the world go round.
I know that money makes the world go round.
Gee, what's going on here?
Jesus Christ, here's another 239, same number.
I've been taking care of businesses.
Jesus Christ.
And here's the last 239 number.
Same number.
I'm going to put all 239 numbers on the horn here.
It's the same number.
I mean, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
There's five of the same number.
It's the same exact number.
So we're just going to put them all and have a cluster F remake.
Let's put them on.
Put them all on right now.
That's what they're doing.
I mean, here's one more that popped on the screen.
Jesus Christ.
Area code 201, radio graffiti.
We're in Samkaden.
We're in Samuel Katen.
We're in Seven Caden.
You son of a bitch.
I hope that the Secret Service goes and visits your ass after that talk.
574, Radio Graffiti.
Another Helen Keller deaf mute, for Christ's sake.
Just sit there and shut your stinking smelly salmon hole.
708, radio graffiti.
I gotta see you walk around with my trap off.
Ghost on your hole, ghost on your hole.
Shut up, you damn splicing piece of crap.
619, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts, happy fourth year anniversary.
And the duet with Xara is not going to work because of my phone lag and different key signatures.
But shout out to Xara and happy anniversary.
Hey, man, thanks a lot.
Are you available to play us a tune here, man, for the anniversary show?
I'm sorry, not today.
Sorry, man.
Okay, no, it's cool, man.
I appreciate the four-year anniversary.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate it, man.
I appreciate it.
619, of course, is our residential horn player.
You know what I'm saying?
289, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, just got something to say for when Ashley calls up, he better show his king some goddamn respect.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, man, people calling out Ash Hole up in here.
469, Radio Graffiti.
Governor Kane, beats up.
Outbout, beats up.
Sugar K. Beast up.
Out of beats up.
Shut up.
You leave Herman Kane alone, assholes.
I'm Daniel Graffini.
Maybe play on on the organ, baby.
Yeah.
We got a true capitalist organ player in the house, man.
He sounded like Ray Charles, for Christ's sake, without the blindness.
952, radio graffiti.
Hi, Ghost.
This is Debbie Daly.
How are you doing today?
I'm just calling to wish you a happy four-year anniversary.
Jesus Christ, are you parting?
Ghost, you're embarrassing me.
We're just calling to wish you a happy anniversary.
Jesus Christ, why don't you stop eating the freaking beans for Christ's sake?
Good God, I can smell that crap from there.
609, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
Yeah, well, you know, you should have said something because I'm not going to sit over here and, you know, play pussyfoot with you over here.
267, Radio Graffiti.
Are you okay?
Jesus Christ, it sounds faker than the goddamn crustaceans on your mother's asshole.
941, radio graffiti.
Ah, Jesus Christ.
I mean, nobody has to hear that crap.
God damn it.
702 Radio Graffiti.
All right.
Just sit there and shut your stupid stinking hole, all right?
And for you people that are sitting over here saying beans are good for you, how come it doesn't help the Hispandex and their community when they're always eating bean and cheese, all right?
How come it doesn't help the Hispandex people?
718, Radio Graffiti.
Eskimos Lollipop Died Cheer00:13:48
Hey, Ghost, what's up?
I just want to wish you a happy anniversary, and you've done a great job.
Hey, man, thanks a lot, man.
I appreciate you calling, bro.
All right, man.
You and your family have a great rest of the new year, man.
I remember your call, bro.
You too.
Thanks, Ghost.
Hey, man, thanks a lot, bro.
Torzier, Radio Graffiti.
Death to Super, Peeper, NDAA, Asho, and Troll Terrorist.
Happy four-year anniversary, Ghost.
Good night.
Hey, thanks a lot there, Torzier.
I appreciate you calling in, and you're an avid listener, and of course, an avid fan.
I appreciate you listening, man.
234, Radio Graffiti.
Pasho, get your Pena Cheese button over here and start making dresses for Rarity.
What the hell?
What?
What the hell was that?
What in the hell kind of bronified crap was that?
Jesus Christ.
Cyrus Assassin, Radio Graffiti.
Now, you're just putting a goddamn microphone up your shit funnel.
Ray Twilight, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
How's it going, man?
Happy fourth anniversary.
On behalf of all Bronies, I just want to say they're real faggots, and you really shouldn't pay attention to the really queerish ones.
There are some pretty cool ones out there, but they really do ruin the image.
Anyways, happy fourth anniversary.
I appreciate it.
And, you know, I'm glad that you're clarifying that up.
I'm glad that you're clarifying that up for Christ's sake because, you know, some of the videos that I have called, or I have called, I've watched, I should say, that I have watched on YouTube of a bunch of bronies that are long hairs or ham bones or pop-faced, disgusting pieces of wasted human life getting together at a freaking IHOP singing winter wrap-up.
There's something wrong with that.
There's something freaking wrong with that right there.
And that's just my personal opinion.
I don't have any problems to each their own.
You want to go out there, you're becoming a freaking brony or whatever the hell you want.
That's just your problem.
I don't care.
All right.
But enough of the whole getting together and you're all a bunch of fat, disgusting, nobody wants to play with your wee wee type of hard-legged piece of crap.
You're gathering around with the same type of brethren, and you're out here singing, winking, rap, bat, wink, tam, rap, bat, bam, mamma, map, bam, mamma, me, man.
Shove it up, your goddamn fruit bowl ass, all right?
It's a cartoon.
It's not some kind of goddamn political philosophy, you jerk.
909, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghosts.
I just want to wish you a happy birthday and a part of the brony community.
I just want to say I love you.
Jesus Christ.
God damn it.
Here we go again, eh?
Oh, friendship is magic.
Is this what this is, huh?
Is this what this is?
Friendship is magic.
Oh, I love you, ghosting, and your friendship is magic.
I love you, guys.
Friendship is magic.
Jesus Christ, it's my anniversary, man.
It's mine.
It belongs to me.
I stick some respect around here.
862, radio graffiti.
Hi.
Hi.
How you doing?
561, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
Just wondering if you're still okay for yesterday, man.
And happy anniversary.
Hey, thanks a lot.
No, I'm all right.
All right.
I know I kind of broke down a little bit, got a little off keester yesterday, but I'm not letting these damn troll terrorists and these cyber vermin win on my anniversary, all right?
Four years I've been on this internet.
Four years, and there's going to be many, many more years for Christ's sake.
Because you want to know something?
I can't die!
I can't die for Christ's sake, man.
I got this piss and fury that's pumping through my pumping through my heart.
And I can't die.
Jesus Christ, I hurt my chest for Christ's sake.
Anyway, 505, radio graffiti.
Can I play you a song?
Yeah, hurry up.
Anniversary.
Hey, man, thanks a lot.
You know, good try on the guitar, man.
Keep practicing.
520, radio graffiti.
I love little girls.
They make me feel so.
Yeah, well, I hope that there's some federal authority watching over you.
443, radio graffiti.
Shut up.
405, radio graffiti.
Hello, ghosts.
It's your favorite Texan, Hank Hill.
I just wanted to say that my son Bobby, he could own Ashley in a minute because that bean and cheese Mexican can't do shit.
Oh, Jesus Christ, I mean, I think Ashley is getting called out.
I don't see where the hell is Ashley, engineers.
Ashole on the damn on the screen there.
Is he in the switchboards?
Well, when you see him, patch him through for Christ's sake, because Ashley is getting a new asshole ripped by the true capitalist fans out here.
They're pretty much sick of this son of a bitch.
Anyway, 347, radio graffiti.
We're all on it.
Hey, hey, goddammit, turn it down for Christ's sake.
Some people got headphones, jerk ass.
John Conquest, yeah, real cute name.
Radio graffiti.
Me and Ibenez are Chinese finger traps.
This is Tumbleweed Ash.
Here you go.
Here you go, stumbling.
Here you go, stuttering, for Christ's sake.
Learn how to spoken, jerk ass.
253, radio graffiti.
I'm going to have a whole bunch of flavors this happens to people.
Shut up.
I never said that.
Shut up.
336 Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, real funny, Alexis.
And you know what?
For Alex S, that's his real name, Alex S.
I just call him Alexis to be facetious.
Yeah, thanks for playing that song at BronyCon.
I really appreciate it.
Yeah, that's really going to help me and my case for not telling these bronies that I'm not a brony, all right?
That really helps my case there, Alexis.
559, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, congratulations on the four years of a great show.
And, well, uh, engineer, kill him.
Kill him now.
Just shut up.
Don't tell them to shut up.
Just shut up.
Tell the engineer that kind of crap.
That was your problem.
518, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
What's up, bud?
How are you doing, man?
Just chilling like an insane villain doing some NCF killing for a living.
971, radio graffiti.
Ghost, comrade.
Well, Alaska is frozen over.
Russia is going to go and then they take it.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, right.
Are you kidding me?
Vladimir Putin is having enough trouble trying to keep the uprising from his own country from taking him out of power.
Now, how in the hell do you think, Nikolai, that Russia is going to take over goddamn Alaska when they can barely keep control of their own country there, you bodka-ekin, yabodka-drinking, cockeyed, freaking potato-eating prick?
Well, you'll see, Alaska is completely frozen over.
All the Eskimos are dying.
All you have to do is walk in there, practically, and it's out of you stupid asshole.
Shut up, you Russian bastard.
There's no more Eskimos, asshole, all right?
There's no more Eskimos, all right?
We all gave them double-wide trailers, so they don't live in igloos anymore.
So they're technically not Eskimos.
972, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, um, Ghost, uh, it's Ghost is a Cutie, and I was wondering why can't you be as chill as Alaska?
Shut up, all right?
Ghost is a cutie is your freaking name for Christ.
Are you kidding me, you sick son of a goddamn Jesus Christ?
These people are fruiting up, man.
They're fruiting up!
Jesus Christ, give us a mic.
Chicken mic, for Christ's sake, god damn it.
Anyway, Senor Carlito, radio graffiti.
I mean, help!
I mean, in my personal lollipop!
Tampon Lollipop!
I mean, helly, are you serious?
I mean, are you trying to get into the digital pants of Tampon Lollipop?
Huh?
Is that what you're trying to do, huh?
You think Tampon Lollipop looks good on her damn pic on Twitter, and you're like, hey, I know what I can do to get into digital pants.
It's by making an audio splice of it.
Just shut up, all right?
Jesus Christ, why don't you do like everybody else and deposit $50 in her Amazon.com account, and maybe you'll get a decent finger-banging session.
Give me a freaking break.
707, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I just want to give a shout out to my friend Daniel Evans.
His dad is dead.
His dad is dead?
Yeah, he died the other night of cancer.
We're just, you know, we're mourning.
He's a huge fan of your show, and Daniel's just, he's up in his room right now, upset listening to your show.
I just want to make sure, you know, I'm thinking about him.
Happy anniversary, dude.
Thanks a lot.
I mean, it's kind of morbid, don't you think?
I mean, Jesus Christ, you're giving a shout out to your friend whose dad died of cancer a couple of days ago, for Christ's sake?
I mean, what kind of a morbid son of a bitch are you?
You're trying to cheer him up?
You're trying to cheer him up for Christ's sake, man.
I mean, with friends like you, who the hell needs enemies out here, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ, here's this poor son of a bitch trying to, you know, mourn over his father, and you got this asshole saying, hey, I want to give a shot at.
His dad just died a couple of days ago.
Woo!
Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry, Billy, or whatever the hell your name is.
I'm sorry your dad died, and I'm sorry you got some screwed up friends here.
337, Radio Graffiti.
I say, happy fourth year anniversary for the show, Ghost.
And I want to give a shout out to Twilight Popple and Barcelona Sunday for Demi Yacht here, Boss Nigga, Pegasus.
Oh, wow.
We got the Pegasters in the house.
You know, I'm starting to believe that the Pegasters got bigger balls than the bronies sometimes.
I'm just saying.
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
804, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, man, I just wanted to know why you get so mad every single time I call and ask about Teebo.
Because I don't want to hear about this bastard, all right?
I flip on the TV.
It's Teebo!
Teebo!
Tebo!
I flipped on the SBN.
Tebo!
Debo!
Debo!
Praise Jesus!
Tebo!
Tebo!
And I don't want to hear it.
Do you understand that?
I don't want to hear it.
All right?
God doesn't give two rats' asses who wins the game.
He doesn't care.
All right?
Now, I'll give him credit.
I'm glad that he's a nice guy.
I'm glad that he's a good guy.
We need more good guys like Tebow, okay?
But, you know, enough with the Jesus freak stuff, Tebow, all right?
God doesn't care if you win the game.
He doesn't care.
All right?
Do you think that he cares about if you win the game as opposed to people starving in the third world countries?
Because if that's the case, well, then maybe I don't want to go to heaven.
I'm just saying.
Another wizard, Radio Graffiti.
Please.
Let him go.
Let him play.
I'm going to charge a fund.
I think that's my game.
I didn't teach you that.
The hell is that, for Christ's sake?
Jesus Christ, 850, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, I guess I'd like to make a promo from a new gaming channel, Dantava, on YouTube.
It's spelled D-O-N-T-I-Z-A for the folks out there who don't know how to spell.
Are you a good gamer?
You're showing people how to game or what?
I'm basically going to be doing a walkthrough of a game called Mountain Blade from Fire and Sword.
It's just a fun game to screw around on and just bring some entertaining commentary.
Oh, hey, I agree.
And let me tell you something.
For all you gamers out there, why you're not recording, if you're a badass gamer, I'm not talking about you lamers that are out there and you noobs that are out there screwing up everybody in these multiplayer games.
I'm talking about real gamers that can kick some ass, that know what they're doing when it comes to gaming for Christ's sake.
I don't understand why you're not recording your gaming activity, showing it on YouTube, and making major capital.
I have no idea why you're not doing that.
I don't understand why you gamers aren't making blogs about different secrets that you found within the game.
I don't understand why you people aren't making money off of gaming.
I mean, there is a lot of money to be made off of gaming.
Oh, YouTube bans gamers?
Are you kidding me?
YouTube bans gamers for Christ's sake?
Is this a fact?
Is this a fact for Christ's sake?
It does not.
Navy Husky Gaming Secrets00:15:19
Shove it up, your ass.
And if it does, well, by God, go to another video portal.
All right?
And I'm serious, man.
I mean, you know how many gamers would appreciate that?
Would appreciate you showing them some gameplay for Christ's sake?
I'm just saying.
Area code 502, Radio Graffiti.
Man, that's just looking colder than Gramulus Corpse and Hermit.
Yeah, shut up.
All right.
541, Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ.
Why are y'all screaming?
Why are y'all screaming?
Y'all are just playing with your Peter Poppers, for Christ's sake.
916 Radio Graffini.
Batman.
Bat-bat.
The Chiz, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, too late, The Chiz.
Who else do we got going on?
We got some more Skype people up in here, don't we?
We got some good Skype people.
Oh, look who it is.
It's Navy Husky.
And for you folks that don't know who Navy fatass husky is, he's the jerk dick that continues to humiliate me by making these dumbass freaking damn stupid remixes, for Christ's sake.
Like this one right here.
Where is it, Nger?
Put on that remix that Navy freaking Husky made about me that's got about over 20,000 hits or whatever the goddamn crap it is.
All right?
Yes, sir.
This is Navy freaking Husky, right?
This is going to work right here.
This is Navy Sand Husky work.
This is Navy Sand Husky right here.
I actually have Paco on the line.
I don't want you to give him to get down, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I wanted you and him to talk about Morocco.
Cockos, cock oaks, Tuesday.
Docos, Docos, Tuesday.
Cockos, cock oaks, Tuesday.
I'm stomping my feet for fighting.
I'm doing for Loriko.
Look at it.
I'm doing for Loriko.
I am now the King of Mexican.
I am now the King of Races.
I am now the King of Mexican.
I am now the King of Races.
I am now the King of Mexican.
I am now the King of Races.
I am now the King of Mexican.
I am.
All right.
All right.
Shut off, engineer.
Shut up, for Christ's sake.
God damn it.
I was just trying to prove a point here.
I'm not trying to celebrate it.
Do you understand that?
Anyway, we've got Navy Husky on the horn here.
Navy Husky Radio Graffiti.
Son of a bitch, Navy Husky guy.
God damn it.
God damn it, Navy Husky.
God damn it, Navy Sand Husky.
Damn it!
Goddamn freaking Navy Sand Husky over here for Christ's sake, God think.
Give me the mic.
Give me the freaking freaking mic for Christ's sake.
Jesus Christ, we're only going to take a couple of more radio graffitis out here, and that's about it.
And if you want to give me a call right now, go ahead and do so.
646-652-4869 is radio, a freaking number to call on the radio here.
Let me go ahead and take some more callers.
Burning Count Dracula, radio graffiti.
You big, milly, willy.
That's what you get for acting to me for Jesus.
Shut up.
Jimmy Kudos, radio graffiti.
Ash Titty.
Ash Titty.
Ash ass titty.
Titty.
Ask Titty.
Ash Titty.
Ash Titty.
Ash ass titties.
Titty.
Ask Titty.
Hey, son of a bitch.
I never said that.
You spicy, remixing piece of soup.
Say the Booming Fred.
I never said any of that crap.
And everybody who's a true, true capitalist mustard knows it.
For Christ's sake, I would never say something so vile and despicable.
God damn it, don't you idiots realize that it's my four-year anniversary?
It's my four-year anniversary, for Christ's sake.
It's mine!
It belongs to me!
God damn it!
Damn it!
God damn all of you!
Jesus Christ!
Jesus Christ!
God damn it, it's my anniversary.
Don't you understand?
It's mine, you assholes!
It belongs to me!
God damn all of you!
Give me the freaking nigga!
Damn it!
Jesus Christ, let's say a 234 radio goddamn graffiti!
Ghost!
You don't have to hide your feelings from me!
Every time I listen to your voice, my horn gets so sharp.
Are you kidding?
Who the hell is this?
Who the hell is this?
God damn it!
God damn it, I'm getting infested by bronies!
I mean, I've actually got freaking my little bony characters calling me now.
I've got my little bony characters calling me now.
I got my little bony characters calling me now.
Jesus Christ, everybody on the internet are gonna think I'm a freaking brony.
I'm not a brony!
I'm not a brony!
God damn all of you!
Goddamn kidding!
Damn it, I'm not a freaking brony.
I hope all of you assholes need to realize that.
You need to know it.
It's my anniversary.
You son of a bitch.
It's my anniversary.
You people are screwing it up.
Nine.
Screw 99.
I ain't watching.
Ain't no way away.
You know what it was against me.
Time to plenty money time when you sleepy spending.
Ain't no way away you know.
Shut up, you stupid moron.
819 Radio Graffiti.
Jesus Christ, 574 Radio Graffiti.
You son of a bitch.
440 radio goddamn graffiti.
Hey, what's up, Hambone?
Shut up, alright?
God, shut up.
You idiots that were trying to trend ghost as a hambone or ghost the handbone or whatever the hell it was, you failed.
So LOL on you failed trying to trend ghost the hambone, all right, you sons of bitches.
520 radio graffiti.
Why do you get so pissed so easily?
Hey, have you heard the show, dickhead?
Have you heard all the agitation there, jerk ass?
Have you heard all the goddamn agitators that are sitting up here trying to agitate my broadcast there, you milky licking nipple clamp loving butt plug-upy ass-looking hot dog kickling your dingleberry ass having piece of nickel ass chicken eating cornblack crap?
God damn it, 313 radio graffiti!
Whoa, okay, just calm down, bro.
Anyway, I was just trying to tell you that about the whole gaming thing with YouTube, it's actually true because these people like Beth Grudy or Isaac Steen, they freaking suck at video games.
Get their partner.
But people like me, you know, trying to throw some gameplay footage, they get, you know, in the dust.
You want to know why?
It's because the whole gaming company that needs the money like Calcar Marley trying to screw us up.
I mean, I posted like this one gameplay of this fighting game trying to support the company.
They making money off of it.
And I was.
No, man, that's bull crap.
You know what I mean?
I mean, let me tell you something.
If anything, putting pictures and putting videos of actual gameplay should actually help encourage buying the game.
I'm telling you, man, all these guys out here in this content creation world are getting really freaking greedy.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, give me a freaking break.
You know what I mean?
Don't you want to be worldwide there, you gaming pricks?
Jesus Christ.
909, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
I just want to tell you I love you.
I'm from the Bonnie community.
I really love you.
Don't.
Tell me you love me, you fruit bowl.
405, radio graffiti.
Hey, ghost, I'm in the bathtub.
Come over, baby buns.
We got a snuggle together in the bathtub.
Jesus Christ, shut up, man.
God damn it.
What's up with all these guys listening to me in the freaking tub, for Christ's sake?
What the hell's up with that crap?
Like, there's nothing wrong with that picture there, Fruit Bowls?
Jesus Christ.
Discard Skype radio graffiti to remind me of my childhood and watching my old father and other service in glory hole.
And, you know, a little old ghost.
Shut up, you stupid splicer!
Damn it, man.
Dunlop, radio graffiti.
Now, you got a vibrator up your shit funnel or something.
423, radio graffiti.
Yep, goodbye.
Who else we got?
We got Mike Honcho, Radio Graffiti.
I spread my butt cheese under the name Mike Honcho for Playgirl.
God, Jesus Christ, this stupid stuttering, mumbling jerk.
Celtic Brony, radio graffiti.
Come on, you.
Go ahead and take over your jelly.
Come on, you.
God, God damn it, Celtic Brony, you pasty, white-they freaking gut!
Damn it!
God damn it, Celtic Brony!
I thought you were gonna stop trolling, you jerk!
I thought you were gonna stop trolling!
Get him!
I thought you were gonna stop trolling because at BronyCon, they gave you a little bit of props, for Christ's sake.
They were like, What happened to Celtic Brony?
What happened to Celtic Brony?
And I thought you were gonna stop trolling, you stupid, dumb, fruity ass Canadian bacon moose humping maple leaf up the ass having freak.
Jesus Christ.
God damn it.
5-0-2, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, let's get out the glow sticks.
How about that?
412, radio graffiti.
Yeah, Bram.
You shove that off your ass.
Oh, man.
God damn it.
Stop talking about my granny.
Stop talking about my granny.
It's my anniversary.
It's mine.
It belongs to me.
God.
Damn it.
Damn it.
God.
Damn it.
Jesus.
Get it in the mic.
Get it.
Gookie!
Get the f!
I'm just going to take a couple more callers, and that's it.
I'll go radio graffiti.
No, stop it, Ghost.
And you're doing it now.
It's going to go anyway all the time to have the FDA nutter.
Damn, you son of a bitch.
God damn it, you people have no respect for me.
You know what?
You have no respect.
214 Radio Graffiti.
Is that it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, you sound too fruity to be on here for Christ's sake.
Who else we got?
510 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost, this is Brony here.
I just want to say a happy four-year anniversary, man.
Yeah, I appreciate it, man.
Even though you are a Brony, I appreciate the four-year anniversary, man.
I mean, it's about time that I get something positive going on over here.
God damn it.
Pokemon Radio Graffiti BS00:15:52
614 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I just want to tell you that I'm a college student, and I'm going to get money, okay?
Much better than doing than not going to college.
You're a college student, and you're going to get money.
You better not be paying for college then.
You better not be putting it on a goddamn student loan because if you are, you ain't getting nothing.
347 radio graffiti.
We're all melted.
You know, worshiping monarchies.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ, you stupid morons.
956, radio graffiti.
Stupid damn hell.
Shut up.
Shut up.
Jesus Christ.
512 Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
When are you going to do another Powell Talk show?
I had a couple questions about starting the business.
Well, yeah, I may do one sometime this weekend.
I'm not sure.
203 Radio Graffiti.
That's enough.
Anyway, we got 30 seconds left, folks.
I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
Once again, follow me on Twitter, Ghost Politics, all one word, no underscores.
And of course, go to the archive, blog talkradio.com/slash ghost.
All right?
That's where I conduct every archive episode.
It's there to download for free.
And remember, order from the capitalist army.
Order from the capital to capitalist radio shop today.
I'm out of here.
Anyway, let's do some after-the-show radio graffiti, all right?
It's my anniversary day for you and me.
Let's go ahead and continue going, folks.
You know what I'm saying?
We're doing some after-the-show radio graffiti.
And of course, for all you folks that are listening in, for all you folks that are listening in right now, you have up until midnight tonight to order anything, anything from the True Capitalist Radio Shop at ghostpolitics.com.
And if you order anything today, anything, and then once you get it, you actually post a video showing off your ghost swag.
I will follow you for life.
Anyway, let's take a couple of more after the show radio graffiti calls out here so people can listen to what's going on and what's happening.
337 radio graffiti.
Yeah, I'm the one who was shout out to the Pegasus, but I got bad news for y'all, bro.
Sorry, sorry, Mr. Ghost.
My bad.
Yeah, well, you're taking too long.
315, Radio Graffiti.
200%, Brony.
Brony, Brony, Bony, Brony, Brony.
Brony, Brony.
I'm 200%, Brony.
I'm not a freaking brony.
No matter how much you bronies want me to be involved in your little click, for Christ's sake, all right?
Jesus Christ.
Anyway, who else do we got going on over here?
We got 502 radio graffiti.
Harby K doesn't have a snowball chance of hell being president, but he sure does in Alaska today.
Hey, asshole, shut up.
SP Lee, Radio Graffiti.
I'm smelling like unclean butt crap, for Christ's sake.
Shut up.
Shut up, you spliced piece of crap.
Shut up.
410 Radio Graffiti.
Got 702, radio graffiti.
Hey, what's up, Ghost?
How's it going, man?
Good to hear from you.
It's good to hear somebody that's not trolling.
713, Radio Graffiti.
How in contact, Deal?
I can't even understand your little stupid, over-feminized Fruit Bowl voice.
4-7-9, Radio Graffiti.
I mean, what are you?
Some kind of snorlax or what?
Jesus Christ.
541, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, how's it going?
Just kidding.
Rolling ball!
Rolling ball!
Yeah, shove it up, your ass.
All right, you stupid scumbuck.
952, radio graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
I just wanted to wish you a happy or your anniversary here.
I've been listening for like three years.
Really, man?
Are you kidding me, man?
Thanks a lot for listening, man.
I appreciate you listening.
No BS.
All right, thanks a lot.
Who else we got?
778, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, hey, Ghost.
I just wanted to wish you a happy anniversary.
By the way, save me some cake.
Hey, I appreciate it.
Who else we got?
We got, uh, 708 Radio Graffiti.
Just shove that shit up your ass.
Excuse my French, but, you know, it's after the show, Radio Graffiti, so what the hell?
443, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, oh, Ghost, this is Pony Toast wishing you a very happy fourth anniversary, man.
Hey, thanks a lot, Ponytoast.
I appreciate it.
And, you know, stop trying to rip me off too much on your show, but, you know, good luck to you on your Ponyto show.
269 Radio Graffiti.
That's a great song, the old Woodwig van.
Who else we got?
We got 405, Radio Graffiti.
I'm back.
Shut up.
Just shut up, you wanna be Inspector Gadget Milky Liquor.
949, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, happy fourth anniversary.
I just want to know, whatever happened to the Capitalist Army website.
Well, unfortunately, there were nothing but a bunch of dumbass bronies and trolls that barely even frequented the goddamn forum posts.
So, you know, it was actually costing me a little bit of coin to keep it up as opposed to having everybody visit it and visit the goddamn sponsors and all that other stuff.
But don't get me wrong, in 2012, we are going to come back with a new forum post.
We're going to come back with a new whole idea for the capitalistarmy.com.
So you just wait, baby.
You just wait.
559, radio graffiti.
Now you're taking too long, you stupid Nokie Licker.
843, Radio Graffiti.
Yeah, Ghost, congrats on four years.
Death to Asho, and don't let these trolls get you, man.
I appreciate that.
You know, I sincerely appreciate that.
A lot of anti-asholes people here, and I really appreciate that also.
267 Radio Graffiti.
Damn it.
831, Radio Graffiti.
Joe Ghost, happy four-year anniversary, man.
I appreciate it, man.
I appreciate it very much.
773, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, I just wanted to call to say I love the show.
Happy fourth anniversary.
And, man, it's my birthday, so it's awesome.
I love the show.
Hey, well, you got a double whammy there.
It's the four-year anniversary of the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast, and it's your birthday.
So happy birthday, for Christ's sake.
Too bad it, you know, fell on a shitty Wednesday, but hey, it's three more days of the weekend.
You may be able to party.
234, Radio Graffiti.
Man, just sitting here playing with your Peter Popper for Christ's sake.
Let's take some Skype callers.
CB Fart Marshall, Radio Graffiti.
What I made TC Anthony do is to consider my wife a dirty dish rag whore.
Shut up, goddammit, fart marshal.
Shut up your ass.
Rainbow Dash, radio graffiti.
You're just playing with your Peter Popper.
918, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
I wanted to talk to you about your shop, right?
I ordered something for you.
Do you know what?
Stop fapping, and maybe I'll understand you.
630, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, shit, that's me.
That's you.
What's up?
Hey, Hook.
He must be training or something.
I don't know what his problem is.
541, Radio Graffiti.
God, Jesus Christ, another Helen Keller deaf mute.
818, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
What's up?
Oh, finally.
Geez, I was on hold for like three hours.
Okay, so I wanted to say that I bought the iPhone case from your store, and it just arrived actually yesterday.
So thanks for that.
It actually fits real nice.
And also, I wanted to play you a little something for your anniversary.
All right, go ahead, man.
Here we go with a rudra.
Hey, you know what?
I appreciate you buying the iPad or the iPhone little case.
I appreciate it.
But what the hell's up with the rug rats, sorry?
Come on.
Come on.
Let me tell you something right now.
If we looked at, you know, the future of Tommy Pickles, he'd be servicing Glory Holes right now.
So don't give me this crap.
Anyway, let's continue going on.
Who the hell else do we got?
We're going to do a couple of more in that sit, all right?
Trey the punk kid, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
I love your show.
Can you give me a quick Hadoken for your anniversary?
Well, that's what I'm doing to all these goddamn troll terrorists, especially the NCF.
You know what I did to the NCF?
I did one of these.
Are you good?
Tiger Tiger Uppercunt.
Anyway, let's continue going, shall we?
Who else we got going on over here?
We got 831, Radio Graffiti.
We already called on 831 a couple of times.
How about 111, Radio Graffiti?
Hey, Ghost.
Hey, what's going on?
This is my Skype name, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, the Ghosties were bullshit.
Yeah, right.
You're just mad that you didn't get one there, you stupid little fruity ass.
All right?
Maybe if you did a mirror spliced, maybe if you did something worth the crap, maybe you would get my attention, but you didn't.
So stop bitching, bitch.
The Columbus Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost, you could actually capitalize on your alcoholism by recycling those cans you're always throwing around.
Yeah, shut up, all right?
I don't need to recycle no goddamn cans.
I'm making so much money.
I'm burning money to light my cigar.
813, Radio Graffiti.
Oh, hey, ghost.
I'm sorry about all the people, and I've been playing piano, like people messing with you, but I've been playing piano for eight years, and I want to play you a song.
All right, let's hear it.
If I can put my caught up speaker, hold on.
All right.
Hold up.
There you go.
No BS.
Thanks a lot for the kind words and playing that little penis rendition.
Bobby Windmill, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, ghost.
Remember when you still had the job?
Shut up, all right?
804, Radio Graffiti.
Hey, Ghost.
I just wanted to wish you a happy anniversary for these four years.
And for the rest of my Teebo comments to come, I just want to let you know they're all just kidding.
Yeah, I know.
I understand.
I get it.
917, Radio Graffiti.
I'm walking all the time.
I can't die.
I can spipe.
can't die.
I can spipe.
I can spipe.
I can spipe it.
I mean, let's break out the glow sticks for Christ's sake.
And you're going to remix that saying of all the things that I say?
You're going to remix the thing that I say, oh, I can't die.
Jesus Christ.
903, Radio Graffiti.
Jesus freaking Christ.
Now, you're just sitting there playing with your Peter Popper.
347, Radio Graffiti.
Hey guys, are we gonna have that Pokemon battle?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about, freaking Pokemon Battle.
Why don't you stick a Pokemon up your goddamn shit funnel, alright?
I don't give a crap about Pokemon.
How about hand bones for Caroline?
Yeah, real funny.
Radio graffiti.
Yeah, ghost.
I just want to say the only shut up, you stupid, dumb idiot.
Shut up.
508 radio graffiti.
I still hate you.
Well, I hate you too.
I hate you too.
918 radio graffiti.
Yeah, happy four-year anniversary, ghost.
And I'd just like to say to any of the other trolls, other 918 trolls, the Thomas and Tank Engine troll, stop messing with ghosts, or I'm going to fuck you up.
Oh, oh, man.
Oh.
614 radio graffiti.
Ghost, you should sell a fleshlight model after T-Bo's ass in your gift shop.
Oh, my.
Ah, Jesus Christ, pump guy.
God damn it!
Damn it, you're sick!
God damn it, you're sick!
Jesus Christ!
Oh my god, you know what?
That's sick.
Give me the mic.
Give me the freaking mic.
Give me the freaking mic, for Christ's sake.
As a matter of fact, lock down this chat room for Christ's sake, alright?
Lock down the chat room.
God damn it.
Lock Down Chat Room00:09:16
This is supposed to be my anniversary show.
This is supposed to be my anniversary show.
Guess it's supposed to be my anniversary!
God damn it!
God damn it!
This is supposed to be my anniversary show!
It's my day!
It belongs to me!
Good!
And look at what you've done!
Look at what each and every one of you trolley can do to this day!
Oh my god, destroy all you people there laughing.
Screw you!
God damn all of you, man!
This was supposed to be a celebration show!
This was supposed to be a special four years I've been on this goddamn internet!
Four years!
And it was supposed to be a goddamn anniversary show for Christ's sake, and look at what you goddamn little stupid damn cyber vermin troll terrorists have done to it.
God damn it.
My heart's beating like a rabbit because you scumbags.
God damn it.
But let me tell you something.
I'm not going to stop.
Give me the mic.
Give me the f- The freaking mic for Christ's sake.
Let me tell all you scumbags something.
I am not going to stop.
I will continue until they pass these goddamn totalitarian laws that the government is trying to pass in an attempt to regulate this internet.
I will continue to speak my mind.
I will continue to be a part of internet culture.
And I will continue to do this broadcast until they take me off.
And let me tell you something right now.
If they pass SOPA, if they pass the IP Protection Act, if they pass the National Defense Authorization Act, I'm going to go underground.
I'm going to go underground.
And I'm going to keep broadcasting for Christ's sake.
I'm going to keep broadcasting.
And I'm going to continue to do what I do.
And I hope that you keep listening.
All right.
Not only do I hope that you keep listening, I hope that you keep spreading the word about the true capitalist radio broadcast throughout the world.
Because the whole reason why everybody knows about this broadcast, the whole reason why everybody knows about the true capitalist radio broadcast is because of each and every one of you, the true capitalist radio fans.
And by God, I'm going to continue.
As long as there's fans that are listening into the broadcast, I am going to continue.
All right?
Because there ain't nothing that none of these people can do.
I don't give a crap if the totalitarian government comes in and tries to implement SOPA.
I don't give a damn if the totalitarian government comes in and tries to implement the IP Protection Act.
I don't give a damn if the government tries to come in and implement the National Defense Authorization Act.
I will continue to broadcast, even if I have to go underground, even if I have to leave the country, I will continue.
Always remember that.
Always.
The only thing that's going to make me stop doing this broadcast is death.
That's it.
Death.
And by God, if I'm dead, you better be searching who in the hell from the black ops operation did what they did for Christ's sake.
Because I can't die.
I can't die for Christ's sake.
I can't die.
And don't you ever forget it.
Give me the mic.
Give me the mic.
I want everybody to please remember that the only reason that I do this broadcast is not for the money.
All right?
It's not for any kind of notoriety because if it was for any kind of notoriety, I would have boxed myself already.
It's about capitalist synapses that I'm trying to inspire minds of everybody throughout the world is what I'm trying to do.
By God.
God damn it.
That's what I'm trying to do.
Anyway, folks, I'd like for everybody to please follow me on Twitter.
All right?
Ghost Politics is the name to follow.
G-H-O-S-T-P-O-L-I-T-I-C-S.
Ghost Politics on Twitter.
Follow me.
All right?
It's the quickest way to figure out when I'm going to conduct a spontaneous broadcast.
All right?
And moreover, folks, it's the best way to figure out when I'm going to be doing any kind of voice chat hosting, when I'm going to be doing anything.
All right?
So follow me on Twitter.
And moreover, folks, if you haven't had your fair fix of the True Capitalist Radio broadcast, well, then by God, all you've got to do is go to the archive.
BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost.
And it has every single episode that I have ever conducted on this damn arc on this damn Blog Talk Radio Network.
Free to download.
All right?
It's for free.
Here it is.
BlogtalkRadio.com slash ghost.
God damn it.
I missed freaking typed it.
God damn it here.
Let me type it again.
All right.
BlogtalkRadio.com/slash ghost.
All right?
Right there.
All right.
It has every single archived episode that I have ever conducted, and you can listen to it for free.
All right?
As a matter of fact, you can download it on your iPad, your iPhone, your iPod for free and listen to it, baby.
Listen to it.
All right?
And last but not least, folks, this is the very last day that you can actually buy something from the True Capitalist Radio shop.
Anything.
It doesn't matter what you buy.
And if you buy something before midnight tonight, I will follow you on Twitter for life.
All right?
Here's the address.
Here, let's go ahead and put that up on the screen here, the True Capitalist Radio shop.
And remember, you have until midnight tonight to buy anything, anything on this shop, anything whatsoever.
And by God, if you order it this evening before midnight, and it doesn't matter if it comes in a week, two weeks, three weeks from now, all right?
As long as you put up a video showing off your True Capitalist Radio swag, I will follow you for life.
All right, it's that simple.
All right, it's that freaking simple for Christ's sake.
Anyway, folks, I want to thank everybody for tuning in with me.
It's been a great show.
It's my four-year anniversary, folks, and you know there's going to be a lot, lot more where that came from.
You understand?
A lot, lot more where that came from.
So please, I need your help.
Please spread the word about the True Capitalist Radio broadcast.
All right, let's continue to spread it throughout the goddamn world.
And let's make sure that we get about 200 or 300,000 people at some point in time at the end of 2012 listening to this broadcast.
And I'm not joking.
Let's get about two or three hundred thousand people.
How about that?
Anyway, folks, I've got to go for Christ's sake.
It's Wednesday, but by God, I want to sincerely thank everybody for tuning in with me for not only today's show, but for the past four years.
Even if you haven't kept up with the show every single day, as long as you've been keeping back, coming back every now and then, even if it's a couple of months, every three months, every one month, it doesn't matter.
As long as you keep coming back and listening to the broadcast, I want to sincerely thank you, folks.
And I'm going to continue to do this broadcast as long as you continue to listen.
As long as you continue to listen.
So anyway, folks, I want to thank you very much for tuning in with me.
Once again, this is episode number 196, A Show to Remember, because it is my four-year anniversary.
And moreover, folks, there's going to be many, many more where that came from.
Anyway, folks, thank you very much for tuning in with me.
Long live the capitalist movement and death to the NCF.
I'm out of here, folks.
Get me out of here, engineer.
You've been listening to True Capitalist Radio.
The thoughts, views, ideas, comments, and opinions of the host of this show are absolutely his.
Catch more live episodes Monday through Friday from 3.30 to 630 Central.
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That's it.
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