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[PREVIEW] Episode 481: Pierogi for Me but Not for Thee

A caller claims violent assault at the beach after debating Alan Dershowitz’s The Case for Liberalism—punched, shoved, and kicked into sand—yet Dershowitz ignored their Substack plea. Hosts dismiss it as absurd, joking about his alleged "nude beach volleyball" habit, spiraling into Portland’s lake-style beaches and a past bong-smoking encounter. The segment collapses into chaotic, off-topic humor over political violence and exaggerated fantasies. [Automatically generated summary]

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Email from a Man Beat Up 00:03:06
On July 16th, 2022, Alan Dershowitz posted the following on his sub stack under the header, email from a man who got beaten up for reading my book.
Hello, Mr. Dershowitz.
This is not a question, but a comment.
I bought your book from Amazon titled The Case for Liberalism in an Age of Extremism, or why I left the left and can't join the right.
My first comment is that I find it very easy reading and easy for me to understand.
The other thing that I would like to mention to you is something that I've never ever experienced in my entire life.
I was reading your book yesterday at the beach when some guys who I was playing beach volleyball with asked me about the book that I was reading.
And so I showed them the book.
They then asked me why I chose this book.
And so I told them that I had a great deal of respect for the author.
The next thing that happened came as a total shock to me.
Without warning, I was slugged and punched in the face.
I asked why was that called for?
And I was told it's because his political viewpoint and mine differ.
I told them that I get it that our points differ, but why can't we at least be civil about it?
With that, he laughed, shoved me once again onto the sand, and kicked Sand all over me.
My question to you is why people can have political differences, respect the other's point of view, and just be civil about it.
Honest to goodness, this is the very first time I've ever experienced such an inside end.
And I would appreciate if you could tell me what I did to deserve this, because honestly, I just don't get it.
I was taught by my stepmom to always be respectful of others, even though I may not agree with the other person.
I thought I was being myself and honest.
I don't know, Mr. Dershowitz.
I just don't get it on why I got and deserve this kind of treatment.
Thank you kindly, Mr. Dershowitz, and I look forward to hearing from you so that I can understand better.
I think my favorite part is that he just posted this with no response.
No response.
No response.
And he subscribes to Dropsite News and Blackbird Spyplane on his sub stack.
Who doesn't?
Hello, everyone.
Nude Beach Volleyball? 00:01:51
Ladies and gentlemen, that has to be a fake letter.
It's really odd in Substack, but I'm like, I do think it could be a fake letter, but I think from someone.
I don't think that he wrote that.
I don't think, I don't know.
I could see that.
The beach volleyball thing is like, that's really stuck in my brain.
And I like, I'm having some trouble there.
So you might be having a little more trouble after I tell you this troubling piece of information.
I have it on medium authority that Alan Dershowitz likes to play beach volleyball.
So do you think this happened to him?
Nude.
Wait.
In public?
Yes.
He plays beach volleyball.
Is that a thing?
Beach volleyball on nude beaches?
I don't know.
I've never seen like an activity area of a nude beach.
Yeah, but it's more of a like strolling and a laying around kind of thing.
I can't be.
Yeah, but I only really am familiar with San Francisco nude beaches and a Portland nude beach where I once saw a lady smoke a bong naked.
Do you have beaches in Portland?
Yeah, it's like a lake style beach.
Oh, that's not a real beach.
Yeah, I agree.
But I don't, or like a river beach or something like that.
I know, I know.
Listen, let me tell you this.
Seeing a Portland-style woman, no disrespect, smoking a ball.
People know what we're saying.
But you know what I'm saying?
Smoking a curled around a bong.
Sure.
Like a wrapped around it, like a vine.
Like a stripper ball?
I would say like a vine.
You know, like a grape vine.
That was an image I could never get out of it.
But that's why I'm like, I think Dershowitz might have written this because of the beach volleyball part.
Do you think he got beat up?
I could see.
Naked.
I could see someone pushing him over and kicking sand on him.
So the only thing funnier about playing beach volleyball nude and it being Alan Dershowitz, because then others would have to be nude.
You can't be the only nude.
You can't.
It has to be nice.
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