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Sept. 2, 2024 - True Anon Truth Feed
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[PREVIEW] Episode 401: The Man Who Sold the World
# young_given_shi urban_violence trina amazon bongos brace_moet_hennessy chinatown cultural_identity east_meets_west fire_truck liz public_safety social_observation stolen_purse

Brace Moet Hennessy and friends—including Liz (who rejects "Lizzie Vuitton")—kick off with a bongo debacle, then dive into Chinatown chaos: a fire truck ignores a fifth-floor emergency while two near-identical women brawl over a purse, swapping canes mid-scuffle. The absurdity of their synchronized fight and the firefighters’ detachment reveals how urban spectacle often overshadows real crises, leaving only performative conflict behind. [Automatically generated summary]

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Bongos And Betrayal 00:01:47
Forgot about our bongos.
Oh shit, you want me to bust?
No, no, no, it's okay.
I shouldn't have mentioned it.
Those are Liz's, though, aren't they?
Yeah, but Liz refuses.
Do you want them?
Wait.
I feel like they don't sound great.
I think there's some technique involved.
There's no technique involved.
They're bongos.
You play it from the soul.
I didn't study percussion.
I think it's a little flat sounding.
Are they cheap?
Did you guys chew out on the bongos?
You guys?
You think that we bought these?
I bought these.
I bought these for you, and you left them over there, like a abandoned orphan.
I know you guys chatted about it beforehand.
I said, do you think that Liz would like bongos?
I said, yeah, if you get her the nice ones.
I said, no, and I got you the nice ones.
No, I got you the nice ones in those different ways.
These are not from Timu.
Are they from Amazon?
They're from a website, okay?
From a website, you know, which is crazy.
A hundred years ago, people would actually view that as one of the, they wouldn't even believe that was possible.
I can't believe you bought me Amazon bongos.
Liz refuses to do these because she doesn't, she thinks that percussion makes people aggressive.
And so she doesn't...
Liz?
Yeah.
Yes.
How are you feeling?
Why are you asking me that?
Because we just got back from, we got back from Chicago.
We had a little break.
Now we're back.
Are you feeling?
Are you refreshed?
Are you ready?
I'm going to tell you a story.
Okay.
Well, we should introduce ourselves first.
Twins in Luxury 00:03:08
Okay.
Because it's kind of a, it's not an involved story, but it might get us on the place.
My name is Brace.
Moet Hennessy.
I'm Liz.
Lizzie Vuitton?
I hate that.
And of course, we have Young Givenchy.
Given Shi?
Okay.
Given Shi.
Given Shi.
Young Givenchy?
I'm looking at the other brands here.
We have Young Hennessy.
Young Hennessy.
Young Fendy.
We have Young Chomsky producing the show.
And this is Trina.
Hello.
Okay, Brace, tell me your story.
Yesterday, okay, guys.
I want you to picture this.
I'm standing there, minding my own business.
You know, where?
I was in Chinatown.
Actually, I was standing in Chinatown.
Leaning?
No, no, no.
I don't need that anymore.
And I was with a friend of mine who's kind of East Meets West.
In what way?
He's a little African.
He's a little Eastern as well.
Okay.
And we're standing there observing, walking around, standing there with a couple other guys.
And there's a commotion next to us.
And I realize there's a fire truck, and they're up on the little ladder out.
And these guys are clown up.
Oh, what's in there?
You know, looking up at like the fifth floor of this apartment complex.
They don't seem to emerge with anything.
So it seems like whatever happened in there stayed in there.
On ground level, there was a pair of nearly identical crackheads who were furious with each other.
Like twins?
Physically, they resembled each other very much, like same height, same weight, like same age.
The man is in pajamas style.
He kind of, kind of, yeah.
And they were screaming at each other, both accusing the other of stealing their purse.
And these firefighters are kind of trying to break it up.
And they like, they are breaking it up sort of effectively at first, but they sort of let things spiral out of control.
And all of a sudden, one of these ladies is missing a shoe.
Crucial detail.
The firefighters, once their emergency in the building is over, they leave, leaving these two women to finish their business on their own.
Now there are no mediators, and a tussle begins.
Physical.
Physical.
One has a cane, beats the other with a cane.
Like you littered in Singapore.
The cane somehow, in a scuffle, switches hands.
The other's beating the other with a cane.
Interesting.
I know.
I thought that was, you rarely see a weapon change like that.
But I think when you're dealing with twins, it makes sense.
And I don't even mean literal twins.
I mean just like visual twins.
They each get to, they each get to go with the same prop.
Yes, yeah.
And they did.
And they both used it fairly ineffectively, to be completely honest.
These were not trained in the martial art of kendo, which I believe is a stick-based style martial art.
Needless to say, like all fights, it descends quickly onto the ground.
And they have sort of locked each other in a, it was crazy because they were, again, like we're twins here.
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