True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 401: The Man Who Sold the World
Aired: 2024-09-02
Duration: 04:55


=== Bongos And Betrayal (01:47) ===

[00:00:00]  Forgot about our bongos.
[00:00:01]  Oh shit, you want me to bust?
[00:00:03]  No, no, no, it's okay.
[00:00:05]  I shouldn't have mentioned it.
[00:00:08]  Those are Liz's, though, aren't they?
[00:00:09]  Yeah, but Liz refuses.
[00:00:11]  Do you want them?
[00:00:13]  Wait.
[00:00:13]  I feel like they don't sound great.
[00:00:15]  I think there's some technique involved.
[00:00:17]  There's no technique involved.
[00:00:19]  They're bongos.
[00:00:19]  You play it from the soul.
[00:00:20]  I didn't study percussion.
[00:00:22]  I think it's a little flat sounding.
[00:00:25]  Are they cheap?
[00:00:26]  Did you guys chew out on the bongos?
[00:00:28]  You guys?
[00:00:28]  You think that we bought these?
[00:00:30]  I bought these.
[00:00:31]  I bought these for you, and you left them over there, like a abandoned orphan.
[00:00:35]  I know you guys chatted about it beforehand.
[00:00:37]  I said, do you think that Liz would like bongos?
[00:00:39]  I said, yeah, if you get her the nice ones.
[00:00:41]  I said, no, and I got you the nice ones.
[00:00:43]  No, I got you the nice ones in those different ways.
[00:00:46]  These are not from Timu.
[00:00:47]  Are they from Amazon?
[00:00:48]  They're from a website, okay?
[00:00:50]  From a website, you know, which is crazy.
[00:00:53]  A hundred years ago, people would actually view that as one of the, they wouldn't even believe that was possible.
[00:00:57]  I can't believe you bought me Amazon bongos.
[00:00:59]  Liz refuses to do these because she doesn't, she thinks that percussion makes people aggressive.
[00:01:05]  And so she doesn't...
[00:01:30]  Liz?
[00:01:31]  Yeah.
[00:01:31]  Yes.
[00:01:33]  How are you feeling?
[00:01:35]  Why are you asking me that?
[00:01:37]  Because we just got back from, we got back from Chicago.
[00:01:39]  We had a little break.
[00:01:40]  Now we're back.
[00:01:41]  Are you feeling?
[00:01:41]  Are you refreshed?
[00:01:42]  Are you ready?
[00:01:43]  I'm going to tell you a story.
[00:01:44]  Okay.
[00:01:45]  Well, we should introduce ourselves first.

=== Twins in Luxury (03:08) ===

[00:01:47]  Okay.
[00:01:47]  Because it's kind of a, it's not an involved story, but it might get us on the place.
[00:01:51]  My name is Brace.
[00:01:52]  Moet Hennessy.
[00:01:54]  I'm Liz.
[00:01:56]  Lizzie Vuitton?
[00:02:00]  I hate that.
[00:02:01]  And of course, we have Young Givenchy.
[00:02:04]  Given Shi?
[00:02:05]  Okay.
[00:02:05]  Given Shi.
[00:02:06]  Given Shi.
[00:02:07]  Young Givenchy?
[00:02:08]  I'm looking at the other brands here.
[00:02:12]  We have Young Hennessy.
[00:02:16]  Young Hennessy.
[00:02:17]  Young Fendy.
[00:02:18]  We have Young Chomsky producing the show.
[00:02:20]  And this is Trina.
[00:02:21]  Hello.
[00:02:21]  Okay, Brace, tell me your story.
[00:02:23]  Yesterday, okay, guys.
[00:02:25]  I want you to picture this.
[00:02:26]  I'm standing there, minding my own business.
[00:02:29]  You know, where?
[00:02:31]  I was in Chinatown.
[00:02:36]  Actually, I was standing in Chinatown.
[00:02:38]  Leaning?
[00:02:40]  No, no, no.
[00:02:42]  I don't need that anymore.
[00:02:45]  And I was with a friend of mine who's kind of East Meets West.
[00:02:50]  In what way?
[00:02:50]  He's a little African.
[00:02:51]  He's a little Eastern as well.
[00:02:54]  Okay.
[00:02:55]  And we're standing there observing, walking around, standing there with a couple other guys.
[00:03:01]  And there's a commotion next to us.
[00:03:02]  And I realize there's a fire truck, and they're up on the little ladder out.
[00:03:06]  And these guys are clown up.
[00:03:08]  Oh, what's in there?
[00:03:09]  You know, looking up at like the fifth floor of this apartment complex.
[00:03:12]  They don't seem to emerge with anything.
[00:03:14]  So it seems like whatever happened in there stayed in there.
[00:03:17]  On ground level, there was a pair of nearly identical crackheads who were furious with each other.
[00:03:24]  Like twins?
[00:03:26]  Physically, they resembled each other very much, like same height, same weight, like same age.
[00:03:32]  The man is in pajamas style.
[00:03:34]  He kind of, kind of, yeah.
[00:03:35]  And they were screaming at each other, both accusing the other of stealing their purse.
[00:03:39]  And these firefighters are kind of trying to break it up.
[00:03:41]  And they like, they are breaking it up sort of effectively at first, but they sort of let things spiral out of control.
[00:03:48]  And all of a sudden, one of these ladies is missing a shoe.
[00:03:51]  Crucial detail.
[00:03:53]  The firefighters, once their emergency in the building is over, they leave, leaving these two women to finish their business on their own.
[00:04:03]  Now there are no mediators, and a tussle begins.
[00:04:07]  Physical.
[00:04:07]  Physical.
[00:04:08]  One has a cane, beats the other with a cane.
[00:04:10]  Like you littered in Singapore.
[00:04:12]  The cane somehow, in a scuffle, switches hands.
[00:04:15]  The other's beating the other with a cane.
[00:04:17]  Interesting.
[00:04:17]  I know.
[00:04:18]  I thought that was, you rarely see a weapon change like that.
[00:04:21]  But I think when you're dealing with twins, it makes sense.
[00:04:24]  And I don't even mean literal twins.
[00:04:25]  I mean just like visual twins.
[00:04:28]  They each get to, they each get to go with the same prop.
[00:04:31]  Yes, yeah.
[00:04:32]  And they did.
[00:04:34]  And they both used it fairly ineffectively, to be completely honest.
[00:04:38]  These were not trained in the martial art of kendo, which I believe is a stick-based style martial art.
[00:04:45]  Needless to say, like all fights, it descends quickly onto the ground.
[00:04:49]  And they have sort of locked each other in a, it was crazy because they were, again, like we're twins here.