TrueAnon Tip Line unveils a risky experiment: listeners can now call 646-801-1129 to drop anonymous tips—rumors about celebrities or politicians—with no guarantees of airtime, just raw, uncensored chaos. The hosts warn against sharing illegal acts or personal confessions, jokingly blocking life advice requests while promising voicemails may go public unless opted out. This "silent army" gambit tests whether unverified whispers hold power—or just noise—while the team leans into legal disclaimers and Patreon digs for a wild, unfiltered twist. [Automatically generated summary]
Should we have come up with a name for what this is going to be?
No, we're going to come up with it on the fly.
Okay, we're going to come up with it.
This is live.
We're doing it live.
Wait, can you, what does he say?
We'll do it live.
I'll write it and we'll do it live.
Fucking thing sucks.
Yeah, that's an approximation of what he says.
Ladies and gentlemen, speaking of do-it-live, have you ever laid awake at night in your giant California King bed surrounded by it anyways alone?
Silk sheets, satin, all those kind of mixed silk and satin.
I don't think you should either, but Liz, I'm talking to the listener.
I'm not talking to you.
And you've wondered, I wish my voice could replace that horrible pair of Brayson Liz's as the host of Truinon Podcast.
Your wish is not granted, but we're going to give you something close.
Yeah, so we are announcing a new cool thing that's brand new to the scene and has never been done in the history of radio or internet radio ever.
Very first time.
Very first time.
It is called the Call-In Hotline Number.
That's, we'll workshop the name a little bit, but yeah, I think we're going to.
I was going to retake that one, but I'm going to keep it all in.
We're doing it live.
We're doing it live.
It's going to be called the Call-In Hotline Number.
That's not what it's called.
It's the True Anon tip line.
True Anon Tip Line.
Right?
True Anon Tip Line.
Now, the idea behind this is that we have an army, a silent army that has yet to be awakened.
They're sleeping soundly in their California King satin and silk for some very weird reason.
Satin and silk.
That's actually the name of our new show.
That's the name of the field.
Dear me.
They're sleeping in their big old beds, way too big, like little princesses in the pee.
And we're asking you, you guys have information out there.
You don't even realize it.
You got tips.
You've noticed things in the world.
You're keeping your eyes open.
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And we want to hear from you.
Do you have a blind item or a lead or a tip for Truanon that you would like put on the damn podcast?
We're not guaranteeing that it gets on the podcast.
Let's talk about it.
Absolutely not.
No, no, no, not even close to a guarantee.
Inspiration for this, now that I've been, my memory has been awakened, is that we receive a lot of tips from listeners, like in IRL sometimes, in the IRL.
And for example, one of them, most recently, had to do with a little Elon Musk episode we did a while back, where we talked to somebody at a show and they, you know, let us in on some information.
And that led to a whole new little investigation on our part.
And so we were like, damn, what if we put out a kind of like hotline number, a little tip line where people all across this great land and see, because this is a global internet podcast.
So true.
Perhaps even, you know, out in the universe as well.
Who knows?
Little alien guys, if you're listening, we'd like to hear from you too.
We don't discriminate.
But if you guys, this, you know, this is a way for you guys to contact us and let us know if you have some information that maybe you think we should know.
Now, we do have to be a little judicious.
So I really would feel uncomfortable really hearing any personal information from any of you.
And certainly you would feel uncomfortable if that voicemail was played on our podcast.
So please do not do that because we won't play it anyways.
But just to let you guys know, we have a tip line phone number set up where you can leave a message telling us about your blind item, celebrity or, well, not really otherwise, but let's say it's celebrity or political.
Your tips on, you know, once maybe some unverified but juicy rumor you've heard about a prominent person, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
Now, please, again, do not leave any weird personal stuff because nobody wants to hear it.
But also, don't do anything that could get you or us in trouble, including, and I want to hammer this home, no identifying personal information of yourself.
Well, we'll protect you.
We won't.
That's not legally binding, what Liz just said there.
We will not protect you.
We will not protect you.
We can't protect you.
We have no means to protect you.
That's true.
So if you're like, I...
Don't confess to anything weird.
This isn't a confession line.
Not a confession line.
Unless you killed someone.
You know, what Usher said, this has nothing to do with, you know, our tip line.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so, you know, if you, if you saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, I don't know.
I actually know Santa Claus is a prominent figure in American cultural life.
So if you saw your mother kissing Santa Claus, please, well, at certain ages, yes.
But if you saw your mother snogging Santa, you can let us know that.
However, if you just saw your mother cheating on your father, not my business.
Don't want to know I'm sorry that happened.
So if you also maybe want some life advice, I'm also putting some caveats around that.
It may not be good advice, but you can still ask for it.
Yeah, this is one big, great experiment.
We're basically, you know, putting our feelers out there.
We're letting you know that this is a way for you to send us little tips, little solicitations, and that maybe, you know, we'll take a look at them and see if there's any there there.
How about that?
And just to reiterate, there is a chance, if it's clear enough, that the voicemail will be played on this podcast.
So, again, if you do not want that to happen, do not leave a voicemail or just let us know.
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Be like, don't play this.
But here's a tip.
But yeah, here's a tip.
And maybe we can sum it up.
Also, make sure to leave your social security number full, like all numbers, not just the last four.
We need the, you know, we need the first ones as well.
Make sure to leave that.
Mother's Maiden, favorite subject in grade school, and then the street you grew up on.
And of course, primacy will be given to people who are signed up for the Joke $50 pedophile tier on our Patreon.
Just playing.
Liz, give them the phone number.
It is area code 646-801-1129.
One more time.
That is area code 646-801-1129.
That's right.
We did not spring for the 1-800 number because we don't play like that.