True Anon Truth Feed - TrueAnon Tip Line
Aired: 2024-02-12
Duration: 07:02


=== Live Call-In Hotline (02:04) ===

[00:00:00]  Oh shit, wait.
[00:00:01]  Should we have come up with a name for what this is going to be?
[00:00:03]  No, we're going to come up with it on the fly.
[00:00:05]  Okay, we're going to come up with it.
[00:00:06]  This is live.
[00:00:07]  We're doing it live.
[00:00:08]  Wait, can you, what does he say?
[00:00:09]  We'll do it live.
[00:00:10]  I'll write it and we'll do it live.
[00:00:12]  Fucking thing sucks.
[00:00:14]  Yeah, that's an approximation of what he says.
[00:00:16]  Ladies and gentlemen, speaking of do-it-live, have you ever laid awake at night in your giant California King bed surrounded by it anyways alone?
[00:00:31]  Silk sheets, satin, all those kind of mixed silk and satin.
[00:00:37]  I don't think you should either, but Liz, I'm talking to the listener.
[00:00:40]  I'm not talking to you.
[00:00:42]  And you've wondered, I wish my voice could replace that horrible pair of Brayson Liz's as the host of Truinon Podcast.
[00:00:50]  Your wish is not granted, but we're going to give you something close.
[00:00:53]  Yeah, so we are announcing a new cool thing that's brand new to the scene and has never been done in the history of radio or internet radio ever.
[00:01:03]  Very first time.
[00:01:04]  Very first time.
[00:01:05]  It is called the Call-In Hotline Number.
[00:01:10]  That's, we'll workshop the name a little bit, but yeah, I think we're going to.
[00:01:14]  I was going to retake that one, but I'm going to keep it all in.
[00:01:16]  We're doing it live.
[00:01:17]  We're doing it live.
[00:01:18]  It's going to be called the Call-In Hotline Number.
[00:01:21]  That's not what it's called.
[00:01:22]  It's the True Anon tip line.
[00:01:25]  True Anon Tip Line.
[00:01:26]  Right?
[00:01:26]  True Anon Tip Line.
[00:01:27]  Now, the idea behind this is that we have an army, a silent army that has yet to be awakened.
[00:01:35]  They're sleeping soundly in their California King satin and silk for some very weird reason.
[00:01:40]  Satin and silk.
[00:01:42]  That's actually the name of our new show.
[00:01:44]  That's the name of the field.
[00:01:47]  Dear me.
[00:01:47]  They're sleeping in their big old beds, way too big, like little princesses in the pee.
[00:01:53]  And we're asking you, you guys have information out there.
[00:01:57]  You don't even realize it.
[00:01:59]  You got tips.
[00:02:00]  You've noticed things in the world.
[00:02:02]  You're keeping your eyes open.

=== True Anon Tip Line (04:04) ===

[00:02:05]  And we want to hear from you.
[00:02:06]  Do you have a blind item or a lead or a tip for Truanon that you would like put on the damn podcast?
[00:02:17]  We're not guaranteeing that it gets on the podcast.
[00:02:19]  Let's talk about it.
[00:02:20]  Absolutely not.
[00:02:20]  No, no, no, not even close to a guarantee.
[00:02:22]  Inspiration for this, now that I've been, my memory has been awakened, is that we receive a lot of tips from listeners, like in IRL sometimes, in the IRL.
[00:02:37]  And for example, one of them, most recently, had to do with a little Elon Musk episode we did a while back, where we talked to somebody at a show and they, you know, let us in on some information.
[00:02:49]  And that led to a whole new little investigation on our part.
[00:02:54]  And so we were like, damn, what if we put out a kind of like hotline number, a little tip line where people all across this great land and see, because this is a global internet podcast.
[00:03:07]  So true.
[00:03:09]  Perhaps even, you know, out in the universe as well.
[00:03:11]  Who knows?
[00:03:12]  Little alien guys, if you're listening, we'd like to hear from you too.
[00:03:16]  We don't discriminate.
[00:03:17]  But if you guys, this, you know, this is a way for you guys to contact us and let us know if you have some information that maybe you think we should know.
[00:03:29]  Now, we do have to be a little judicious.
[00:03:32]  So I really would feel uncomfortable really hearing any personal information from any of you.
[00:03:39]  And certainly you would feel uncomfortable if that voicemail was played on our podcast.
[00:03:45]  So please do not do that because we won't play it anyways.
[00:03:48]  But just to let you guys know, we have a tip line phone number set up where you can leave a message telling us about your blind item, celebrity or, well, not really otherwise, but let's say it's celebrity or political.
[00:04:02]  Your tips on, you know, once maybe some unverified but juicy rumor you've heard about a prominent person, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
[00:04:12]  Now, please, again, do not leave any weird personal stuff because nobody wants to hear it.
[00:04:20]  But also, don't do anything that could get you or us in trouble, including, and I want to hammer this home, no identifying personal information of yourself.
[00:04:33]  Well, we'll protect you.
[00:04:34]  We won't.
[00:04:35]  That's not legally binding, what Liz just said there.
[00:04:38]  We will not protect you.
[00:04:40]  We will not protect you.
[00:04:42]  We can't protect you.
[00:04:43]  We have no means to protect you.
[00:04:45]  That's true.
[00:04:46]  So if you're like, I...
[00:04:48]  Don't confess to anything weird.
[00:04:50]  This isn't a confession line.
[00:04:51]  Not a confession line.
[00:04:52]  Unless you killed someone.
[00:04:54]  You know, what Usher said, this has nothing to do with, you know, our tip line.
[00:04:59]  Yeah.
[00:05:00]  Yeah.
[00:05:00]  And so, you know, if you, if you saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, I don't know.
[00:05:05]  I actually know Santa Claus is a prominent figure in American cultural life.
[00:05:09]  So if you saw your mother kissing Santa Claus, please, well, at certain ages, yes.
[00:05:14]  But if you saw your mother snogging Santa, you can let us know that.
[00:05:18]  However, if you just saw your mother cheating on your father, not my business.
[00:05:22]  Don't want to know I'm sorry that happened.
[00:05:25]  So if you also maybe want some life advice, I'm also putting some caveats around that.
[00:05:31]  It may not be good advice, but you can still ask for it.
[00:05:34]  Yeah, this is one big, great experiment.
[00:05:37]  We're basically, you know, putting our feelers out there.
[00:05:40]  We're letting you know that this is a way for you to send us little tips, little solicitations, and that maybe, you know, we'll take a look at them and see if there's any there there.
[00:05:54]  How about that?
[00:05:55]  And just to reiterate, there is a chance, if it's clear enough, that the voicemail will be played on this podcast.
[00:06:04]  So, again, if you do not want that to happen, do not leave a voicemail or just let us know.

=== Make Sure to Leave Your Number (00:52) ===

[00:06:09]  Be like, don't play this.
[00:06:10]  But here's a tip.
[00:06:12]  But yeah, here's a tip.
[00:06:13]  And maybe we can sum it up.
[00:06:15]  Also, make sure to leave your social security number full, like all numbers, not just the last four.
[00:06:21]  We need the, you know, we need the first ones as well.
[00:06:25]  Make sure to leave that.
[00:06:26]  Mother's Maiden, favorite subject in grade school, and then the street you grew up on.
[00:06:34]  And of course, primacy will be given to people who are signed up for the Joke $50 pedophile tier on our Patreon.
[00:06:40]  Just playing.
[00:06:41]  Liz, give them the phone number.
[00:06:43]  It is area code 646-801-1129.
[00:06:50]  One more time.
[00:06:51]  That is area code 646-801-1129.
[00:06:57]  That's right.
[00:06:57]  We did not spring for the 1-800 number because we don't play like that.