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Jan. 15, 2024 - True Anon Truth Feed
04:59
[PREVIEW] Episode 347: The Venerable Rebbe’s Crown Heights Hole
# young_chomsky twitterx tucker_carlson chill_blackman don_lemon elon_musk katamite liz_franzac media_censorship mehmet podcast_hosts political_figures surreal_humor truanon

Liz Franzac’s surreal interrogation spirals from absurd moral dilemmas—a calfskin wallet, a killing jar for butterflies—to meta chaos, jokingly denying being an android before misnaming herself "Chill Blackman." The Truanon crew—Mehmet (dubbed a "katamite"), Young Chomsky, and Franzac—pivot to TwitterX’s reinstatement by Elon Musk and Tucker Carlson, weaving political tangents into the absurdity. What starts as a hypothetical game collapses into self-aware absurdity, exposing how quickly satire bleeds into real-world media noise. [Automatically generated summary]

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Calfskin Wallet Reaction 00:04:06
Wait, what are we doing?
I'm just going to ask you some questions, Liz.
Questions that I have not seen before.
Questions you have not seen before.
Great.
I just want you to tell me your honest answers.
So, like an interrogation.
I'm just asking you some questions.
And so, just for the record, your name is Liz Franzac.
You are a co-host of the, it says here, Truanon podcast.
I will not confirm or deny it, either of those.
Noted.
Liz, someone gives you a calfskin wallet for your birthday.
How do you react?
What do you mean, calf skin?
Like leather?
A calf skin wallet for your birthday.
Sorry, wait, but question.
Sorry, question to the question.
Is this leather, or are you saying there's like a hide?
Like a fur hide?
A fur hide.
A calf skin.
So it's cow print.
No, it's a cow.
It's not that big.
It doesn't have the spot on it.
It has no spot?
It's a calf skin one.
So it's like a piece.
How much skin do you have?
Well, first of all, I think my reaction is very clear with what to do.
To make a wallet.
Jesus.
It's a skin wallet.
It's not like the whole cow.
You're not getting every spot on there.
Not a horn coming off of it.
A calf skin wallet.
Calf skin's leather.
Calfskin's leather.
It is.
So it's just leather with no cow fur.
A calf skin wallet.
Because people say calf skin rug, and what they're talking about is not a leather rug.
They're talking about.
Yeah, calf.
Yeah.
All right.
How would you react?
Well, I would say, oh my god, thank you so much for this present.
That's so nice of you.
Note that down, Arnhem C. Why do I feel like I'm being ambushed?
Your young son shows you your young son shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar.
What do you say?
What's a killing jar?
The jar that he uses to kill the butterflies in order to pin that up in the collection.
I don't know what I would say.
Noted.
You're watching television.
Suddenly you see a wasp crawling on your arm.
How do you react?
I would freak out.
That is a very fair answer to that question.
You're reading a magazine.
You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl.
You show it to your husband, who likes it so much, he hangs it on your bedroom wall.
What?
That doesn't even make any sense.
The girl is lying on a bearskin rug.
Basically, you're like, yeah, this question never made that much sense to me either, but like you're reading a Playboy or something.
Why would I be reading a Playboy?
For the articles, Liz.
No.
You're reading a Playboy, and there is a beautiful, buxom woman on a bearskin rug, and your husband hangs it on the wall.
I would be like, what are you doing?
Also, I would say, what am I doing?
I'm not reading this.
Where did this come from?
The articles, Liz.
You're not reading it for the naked pictures.
I know you're doing the joke, but like, I wouldn't be doing that.
Well, you don't know.
Maybe you're out of Goodwill.
While walking down along in a desert sand, you suddenly look down and see a tortoise crawling towards you.
You reach down and flip it over onto its back.
The tortoise lies there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but cannot do so without your help.
You're not helping.
Why?
But I would help.
You're not helping why?
No, but I would help.
So I'm not helping because I'm not moving fast enough to help, which is what I would be doing.
Completely inconclusive on this one.
What the fuck is this?
Let's talk about your mother.
Well, I'm so happy to prove that I am an android.
I am an Android.
That'd be so.
It's machine.
What I didn't understand about the platelets.
They have the Android stock like this.
Because that would make it easy to figure out who they are.
Yeah, and also would be way more realistic because that's what Androids sound like.
I am a mont.
Welcome to Truan 00:00:50
Hello, everyone.
I'm Liz.
My name is Chill Blackman, CEO of Pershing Square Capital.
And we have, of course, with us here producer Young Chomsky.
And the podcast is called Truan.
Hello.
Welcome to the show.
Welcome, everyone.
And welcome back Mehmet.
I almost just called him our accountant, which he also is.
No, he's a katamite.
Sometimes, depending on what we need.
Gelded servant.
But he's back in the content minds because our Twitter account got reinstated.
It did.
And thank you so much to our friends at Twitter, namely known as TwitterX.com.
Formerly known as TwitterX.com.
Name is Elon Musk.
And Tucker Carlson, of course.
Thank you, Tucker.
And who else is up there?
Oh, Don Lemon.
Crazy name.
Don Lemon.
That's a great name.
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