True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 347: The Venerable Rebbe’s Crown Heights Hole Aired: 2024-01-15 Duration: 04:59 === Calfskin Wallet Reaction (04:06) === [00:00:02] Wait, what are we doing? [00:00:03] I'm just going to ask you some questions, Liz. [00:00:06] Questions that I have not seen before. [00:00:07] Questions you have not seen before. [00:00:08] Great. [00:00:09] I just want you to tell me your honest answers. [00:00:11] So, like an interrogation. [00:00:12] I'm just asking you some questions. [00:00:14] And so, just for the record, your name is Liz Franzac. [00:00:17] You are a co-host of the, it says here, Truanon podcast. [00:00:21] I will not confirm or deny it, either of those. [00:00:23] Noted. [00:00:25] Liz, someone gives you a calfskin wallet for your birthday. [00:00:29] How do you react? [00:00:32] What do you mean, calf skin? [00:00:33] Like leather? [00:00:34] A calf skin wallet for your birthday. [00:00:36] Sorry, wait, but question. [00:00:37] Sorry, question to the question. [00:00:39] Is this leather, or are you saying there's like a hide? [00:00:42] Like a fur hide? [00:00:45] A fur hide. [00:00:45] A calf skin. [00:00:46] So it's cow print. [00:00:48] No, it's a cow. [00:00:49] It's not that big. [00:00:50] It doesn't have the spot on it. [00:00:51] It has no spot? [00:00:52] It's a calf skin one. [00:00:55] So it's like a piece. [00:00:56] How much skin do you have? [00:00:57] Well, first of all, I think my reaction is very clear with what to do. [00:01:00] To make a wallet. [00:01:01] Jesus. [00:01:01] It's a skin wallet. [00:01:02] It's not like the whole cow. [00:01:03] You're not getting every spot on there. [00:01:05] Not a horn coming off of it. [00:01:06] A calf skin wallet. [00:01:07] Calf skin's leather. [00:01:08] Calfskin's leather. [00:01:09] It is. [00:01:10] So it's just leather with no cow fur. [00:01:13] A calf skin wallet. [00:01:14] Because people say calf skin rug, and what they're talking about is not a leather rug. [00:01:17] They're talking about. [00:01:18] Yeah, calf. [00:01:18] Yeah. [00:01:19] All right. [00:01:19] How would you react? [00:01:21] Well, I would say, oh my god, thank you so much for this present. [00:01:25] That's so nice of you. [00:01:26] Note that down, Arnhem C. Why do I feel like I'm being ambushed? [00:01:31] Your young son shows you your young son shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. [00:01:37] What do you say? [00:01:38] What's a killing jar? [00:01:40] The jar that he uses to kill the butterflies in order to pin that up in the collection. [00:01:46] I don't know what I would say. [00:01:48] Noted. [00:01:50] You're watching television. [00:01:51] Suddenly you see a wasp crawling on your arm. [00:01:53] How do you react? [00:01:56] I would freak out. [00:01:58] That is a very fair answer to that question. [00:02:01] You're reading a magazine. [00:02:03] You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl. [00:02:08] You show it to your husband, who likes it so much, he hangs it on your bedroom wall. [00:02:13] What? [00:02:13] That doesn't even make any sense. [00:02:15] The girl is lying on a bearskin rug. [00:02:18] Basically, you're like, yeah, this question never made that much sense to me either, but like you're reading a Playboy or something. [00:02:23] Why would I be reading a Playboy? [00:02:24] For the articles, Liz. [00:02:25] No. [00:02:26] You're reading a Playboy, and there is a beautiful, buxom woman on a bearskin rug, and your husband hangs it on the wall. [00:02:36] I would be like, what are you doing? [00:02:37] Also, I would say, what am I doing? [00:02:39] I'm not reading this. [00:02:40] Where did this come from? [00:02:41] The articles, Liz. [00:02:42] You're not reading it for the naked pictures. [00:02:44] I know you're doing the joke, but like, I wouldn't be doing that. [00:02:46] Well, you don't know. [00:02:48] Maybe you're out of Goodwill. [00:02:50] While walking down along in a desert sand, you suddenly look down and see a tortoise crawling towards you. [00:02:56] You reach down and flip it over onto its back. [00:02:59] The tortoise lies there, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs, trying to turn itself over, but cannot do so without your help. [00:03:06] You're not helping. [00:03:07] Why? [00:03:09] But I would help. [00:03:11] You're not helping why? [00:03:13] No, but I would help. [00:03:14] So I'm not helping because I'm not moving fast enough to help, which is what I would be doing. [00:03:20] Completely inconclusive on this one. [00:03:22] What the fuck is this? [00:03:23] Let's talk about your mother. [00:03:47] Well, I'm so happy to prove that I am an android. [00:03:50] I am an Android. [00:03:52] That'd be so. [00:03:53] It's machine. [00:03:55] What I didn't understand about the platelets. [00:03:57] They have the Android stock like this. [00:03:59] Because that would make it easy to figure out who they are. [00:04:01] Yeah, and also would be way more realistic because that's what Androids sound like. [00:04:05] I am a mont. === Welcome to Truan (00:50) === [00:04:08] Hello, everyone. [00:04:09] I'm Liz. [00:04:10] My name is Chill Blackman, CEO of Pershing Square Capital. [00:04:14] And we have, of course, with us here producer Young Chomsky. [00:04:18] And the podcast is called Truan. [00:04:20] Hello. [00:04:21] Welcome to the show. [00:04:23] Welcome, everyone. [00:04:24] And welcome back Mehmet. [00:04:29] I almost just called him our accountant, which he also is. [00:04:32] No, he's a katamite. [00:04:33] Sometimes, depending on what we need. [00:04:35] Gelded servant. [00:04:36] But he's back in the content minds because our Twitter account got reinstated. [00:04:42] It did. [00:04:42] And thank you so much to our friends at Twitter, namely known as TwitterX.com. [00:04:47] Formerly known as TwitterX.com. [00:04:49] Name is Elon Musk. [00:04:50] And Tucker Carlson, of course. [00:04:52] Thank you, Tucker. [00:04:53] And who else is up there? [00:04:54] Oh, Don Lemon. [00:04:56] Crazy name. [00:04:57] Don Lemon. [00:04:58] That's a great name.