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Oct. 31, 2023 - True Anon Truth Feed
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[PREVIEW] Episode 329: Kiss of the Rat (Part 2)

"Truanon"’s chaotic opener pits "Honda Accord with A24" and 16-year-old co-host "young Chomsky" against Hollywood’s "Jaime Town," mocking QAnon’s influence while listing A24’s podcasts—Power Moves, Nervous Laughter—before pivoting to Me Too hypocrisy, a pre-9/11 NYC dig, and admitting ignorance about Spurs legends Robinson and Duncan. The rant ends with a ketamine-fueled horror movie joke, framing their show as anti-establishment trolling. [Automatically generated summary]

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Hollywood Heights 00:03:35
Hollywood That's all I got.
That's all I got bright lights big city Liz Bright Lights big cities New York not Hollywood.
It's a bright lights low long city.
It is long long New York New York's tall like a supermodel and Los Angeles is short like a hat flat like a dead body like a gnome Like a like a habit like a what like a habit a hobbit like a hobbit with those big old feet They have big feet they got big feet that's you don't even fucking dude.
You're straight up ignorant is what you are.
I don't mean that as an insult or in a negative way.
But like I mean no disrespect, but you're ignorant.
About hobbits?
About what you speak.
Yeah, I'll talk about it.
You showcas.
I don't know.
I think I know a lot about you.
Ladies and gentlemen, that came in against my wishes, but due to the way that things have changed here in Hollywood, it's okay for that to come.
We're not in Hollyweird, which we haven't said yet on this episode.
Okay, yeah, that's true.
Hollyweird.
Holly Weird.
Remember who we used to call it that?
He did used to call it that.
But then it got too much.
Not too normal.
New normal.
That got too QAnon.
I feel like QAnon kind of took some of our shit.
We're the first A24 pod.
Can you imagine how bad A2 is?
A24 has a podcast.
They do?
Fuck yeah, they do.
Of course they do.
It's A24.
They probably also have like a fucking non-alcoholic soda.
The A24 podcast.
I bet they do have a non-alcoholic soda.
Oh, and it looks exactly like.
It's a fucking sardine-ass movie company.
It's all college shit like Power Moves with Julia Lewis Dreyfus and J. Smith Cameron.
Nervous Laughter with Ari Astor and Joaquin Phoenix.
Great Joys with Rami Youssef and Mashawala Lee.
Strange Adolescence with Sadie Sink and Finn Wolf.
Who the fuck are these people?
Sadie Sink and Finn Wolfhard?
Wolfhardt?
Stranger Things.
Wolfhard.
Oh!
Wait, the children?
She was in it.
Oh, no, she's in Stranger Things.
The children?
Wait.
Check this one out.
Check this one out.
Fine ingredients with Cogonata and no last name.
And Michelle Zaunder.
I have no idea who any of these people are.
Japanese breakfast.
Lord?
Oh, Japanese breakfast.
I still don't know who that is.
It's mostly like cereal.
Anyways, we are an A24 podcast.
My name is, well, I guess I got to come up with a name like this.
My name is Honda Accord with A24.
I am, of course, joined by my co-host.
Liz, which is also a weird name.
And of course, we are joined by young Chomsky, but he's only 16.
He's addicted to ketamine.
And oh, it's a horror movie.
Welcome to Truanon.
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
We are back in Hollywood.
We are.
And I hate it here.
Liz calls it Jaime Town.
Yeah, it is fucking.
Let me tell you.
I do wish I called it the.
It's actually, that's New York, I think, is Haime Town.
We kind of, you know what?
What about Jaime Land?
It's a slur, Liz.
Oh, it is.
Yeah, but it's, no, it's okay.
It's okay.
No, it's.
It's not like the polls have ever, but no, it's good.
It's good.
It's good.
No, it's good.
Fucking Hollywood 00:01:21
I don't care.
You're one of the, you can say it.
You can say it.
You're kind of like Brett Ratner.
But he's Jewish.
Yeah, but he definitely thinks he has a pass.
But anyway, we'll get to that.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to part two or welcome to part two.
We are talking more about Brett Ratner and all his funky little friends.
Yeah.
This guy sucks.
Sorry, I got spaced out thinking about how much this guy sucks.
We do not like Brett Ratner.
I feel like, you know, a lot of ink has been spilled about Me Too.
Mm-hmm.
And about, and I myself have my own criticisms of the whole enterprise.
Mm-hmm.
I don't like these guys.
I don't like these guys either.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, Me Too was what it was.
But some of these guys are fucking.
No, there's a fucking clip that.
That was what it was.
But some of these guys, let me tell you, real motherfucking scum bags.
Yeah.
Now, Liz, in the New York skyline prior to the year 2001, there were a pair of buildings that were renowned around the world for their identical nature in the way they looked.
They're called the Twin Towers.
Yes.
We got a little bit Twin Towers of our own here.
David Robinson, Tim Duncan.
I don't know who that is.
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