True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 329: Kiss of the Rat (Part 2)
Aired: 2023-10-31
Duration: 04:58


=== Hollywood Heights (03:35) ===

[00:00:00]  Hollywood That's all I got.
[00:00:04]  That's all I got bright lights big city Liz Bright Lights big cities New York not Hollywood.
[00:00:08]  It's a bright lights low long city.
[00:00:11]  It is long long New York New York's tall like a supermodel and Los Angeles is short like a hat flat like a dead body like a gnome Like a like a habit like a what like a habit a hobbit like a hobbit with those big old feet They have big feet they got big feet that's you don't even fucking dude.
[00:00:35]  You're straight up ignorant is what you are.
[00:00:38]  I don't mean that as an insult or in a negative way.
[00:00:41]  But like I mean no disrespect, but you're ignorant.
[00:00:45]  About hobbits?
[00:00:46]  About what you speak.
[00:00:46]  Yeah, I'll talk about it.
[00:00:49]  You showcas.
[00:00:51]  I don't know.
[00:00:51]  I think I know a lot about you.
[00:01:16]  Ladies and gentlemen, that came in against my wishes, but due to the way that things have changed here in Hollywood, it's okay for that to come.
[00:01:29]  We're not in Hollyweird, which we haven't said yet on this episode.
[00:01:34]  Okay, yeah, that's true.
[00:01:35]  Hollyweird.
[00:01:36]  Holly Weird.
[00:01:37]  Remember who we used to call it that?
[00:01:38]  He did used to call it that.
[00:01:39]  But then it got too much.
[00:01:39]  Not too normal.
[00:01:40]  New normal.
[00:01:41]  That got too QAnon.
[00:01:42]  I feel like QAnon kind of took some of our shit.
[00:01:44]  We're the first A24 pod.
[00:01:45]  Can you imagine how bad A2 is?
[00:01:47]  A24 has a podcast.
[00:01:48]  They do?
[00:01:49]  Fuck yeah, they do.
[00:01:50]  Of course they do.
[00:01:50]  It's A24.
[00:01:52]  They probably also have like a fucking non-alcoholic soda.
[00:01:54]  The A24 podcast.
[00:01:56]  I bet they do have a non-alcoholic soda.
[00:01:58]  Oh, and it looks exactly like.
[00:02:00]  It's a fucking sardine-ass movie company.
[00:02:02]  It's all college shit like Power Moves with Julia Lewis Dreyfus and J. Smith Cameron.
[00:02:07]  Nervous Laughter with Ari Astor and Joaquin Phoenix.
[00:02:11]  Great Joys with Rami Youssef and Mashawala Lee.
[00:02:15]  Strange Adolescence with Sadie Sink and Finn Wolf.
[00:02:19]  Who the fuck are these people?
[00:02:21]  Sadie Sink and Finn Wolfhard?
[00:02:23]  Wolfhardt?
[00:02:24]  Stranger Things.
[00:02:25]  Wolfhard.
[00:02:26]  Oh!
[00:02:27]  Wait, the children?
[00:02:28]  She was in it.
[00:02:29]  Oh, no, she's in Stranger Things.
[00:02:31]  The children?
[00:02:32]  Wait.
[00:02:32]  Check this one out.
[00:02:33]  Check this one out.
[00:02:34]  Fine ingredients with Cogonata and no last name.
[00:02:37]  And Michelle Zaunder.
[00:02:39]  I have no idea who any of these people are.
[00:02:41]  Japanese breakfast.
[00:02:42]  Lord?
[00:02:42]  Oh, Japanese breakfast.
[00:02:44]  I still don't know who that is.
[00:02:46]  It's mostly like cereal.
[00:02:48]  Anyways, we are an A24 podcast.
[00:02:50]  My name is, well, I guess I got to come up with a name like this.
[00:02:54]  My name is Honda Accord with A24.
[00:02:57]  I am, of course, joined by my co-host.
[00:02:59]  Liz, which is also a weird name.
[00:03:02]  And of course, we are joined by young Chomsky, but he's only 16.
[00:03:06]  He's addicted to ketamine.
[00:03:07]  And oh, it's a horror movie.
[00:03:09]  Welcome to Truanon.
[00:03:11]  Hello, everyone.
[00:03:12]  Hello.
[00:03:12]  We are back in Hollywood.
[00:03:13]  We are.
[00:03:14]  And I hate it here.
[00:03:15]  Liz calls it Jaime Town.
[00:03:17]  Yeah, it is fucking.
[00:03:18]  Let me tell you.
[00:03:19]  I do wish I called it the.
[00:03:20]  It's actually, that's New York, I think, is Haime Town.
[00:03:22]  We kind of, you know what?
[00:03:24]  What about Jaime Land?
[00:03:26]  It's a slur, Liz.
[00:03:28]  Oh, it is.
[00:03:29]  Yeah, but it's, no, it's okay.
[00:03:30]  It's okay.
[00:03:31]  No, it's.
[00:03:32]  It's not like the polls have ever, but no, it's good.
[00:03:34]  It's good.
[00:03:35]  It's good.
[00:03:35]  No, it's good.

=== Fucking Hollywood (01:21) ===

[00:03:36]  I don't care.
[00:03:36]  You're one of the, you can say it.
[00:03:39]  You can say it.
[00:03:40]  You're kind of like Brett Ratner.
[00:03:43]  But he's Jewish.
[00:03:44]  Yeah, but he definitely thinks he has a pass.
[00:03:47]  But anyway, we'll get to that.
[00:03:49]  Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to part two or welcome to part two.
[00:03:54]  We are talking more about Brett Ratner and all his funky little friends.
[00:03:59]  Yeah.
[00:04:00]  This guy sucks.
[00:04:02]  Sorry, I got spaced out thinking about how much this guy sucks.
[00:04:04]  We do not like Brett Ratner.
[00:04:06]  I feel like, you know, a lot of ink has been spilled about Me Too.
[00:04:11]  Mm-hmm.
[00:04:12]  And about, and I myself have my own criticisms of the whole enterprise.
[00:04:16]  Mm-hmm.
[00:04:18]  I don't like these guys.
[00:04:19]  I don't like these guys either.
[00:04:21]  Yeah.
[00:04:21]  I mean, yeah, Me Too was what it was.
[00:04:26]  But some of these guys are fucking.
[00:04:28]  No, there's a fucking clip that.
[00:04:30]  That was what it was.
[00:04:31]  But some of these guys, let me tell you, real motherfucking scum bags.
[00:04:37]  Yeah.
[00:04:37]  Now, Liz, in the New York skyline prior to the year 2001, there were a pair of buildings that were renowned around the world for their identical nature in the way they looked.
[00:04:50]  They're called the Twin Towers.
[00:04:51]  Yes.
[00:04:52]  We got a little bit Twin Towers of our own here.
[00:04:54]  David Robinson, Tim Duncan.
[00:04:56]  I don't know who that is.