Liz and Bryce dissect Larry Sinclair’s 2009 claims—including a grotesquely detailed, poorly written description of Barack Obama’s uncircumcised anatomy—while mocking the absurdity of his Gurney, Illinois, oral sex allegations. They contrast this with Tucker Carlson’s 2023 crack-and-gay-sex rumors, questioning whether Sinclair’s narrative is delusional or a calculated stunt, ultimately framing it as a cautionary tale about how conspiracy theories weaponize salacious fiction to overshadow reality. [Automatically generated summary]
So let us get down to some details about Barack Obama's penis.
Barack is uncut or uncircumcised.
He was at most approximately eight to eight and a half inches in length.
The girth was thin in nature and had a hook to the left when facing him.
Obama's left testicle clearly hangs lower than his right.
The testicle hangs lower, but is not larger or smaller in comparison to the right one.
His pubic hairs were shaved.
The most telling part of Barack Obama's penis is that under the head in the split, he has three to be exact, small pimple-type bumps.
The bumps are not pimples per se, but are under the skin and lead downward on the shaft.
Larry Sinclair, 2009.
No?
I fucking hate this, man.
Hello, everyone.
Hello, hello, hello.
Welcome to Gurney, Illinois.
My name is Liz.
My name is Bryce Belden, the gay pussy to himself.
And we have with us today, as always, every day, producer Young Chomsky.
And the podcast is called...
Turn on.
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
We can sigh.
We can sigh and listen here.
I know that you think that I want to do this so badly.
You do want to do this so badly.
Yeah, but I know that you think that.
And it's true.
You'd be correct to think that.
But it's just, I mean, maybe call me crazy, right?
I just think it's notable that there's a guy who has centered, I would say the great, the arc of his life has shaped itself around telling as many people as possible that he performed oral sex upon now ex-president of the United States, Barack H. Obama, twice in Gurney, Illinois in 1999.
Yeah, and to be fair, we didn't have a radio show in 2008 when he originally charted this out.
If we had Liz, every day he would be here.
Our podcast wouldn't have actually been about Jeffrey Epstein.
It would just be about this.
100%.
Yeah, getting.
Well, there is, it is funny because we'll get more.
We'll provide those of you who don't know what we're talking about with a little more context in a second.
Everyone knows what we're talking about.
And for those who don't, they'll find out soon.
Oh, you'll find out soon.
The book that we have both read, I would say a little bit.
The things I do for this show and for you, Brace, the things I do for you.
Hey, thank you.
It's a good read.
It's a good read.
It's a beach read.
Okay, it's not.
And even the penis description excerpt was difficult to read.
Yeah, it wasn't even just that it was difficult to read.
It's like not even well written.
It's like boring.
That's what I mean by difficult to read is that he just uses parentheses in the middle of sentences.
You know, I love a good parenthetical, and to see the abuse, the use and abuse of the parenthetical by this man is absurd.
It's very upsetting.
So we might as well unzip and put it out in the open here.
What are we talking about today, Liz?
Okay, so last week, which was, I don't know, the week of September, the first week of September.
The first week of September.
For people listening to this in the future and were then in the past at some point.
The first week of September 2023, that's what the year we're in.
Okay.
Tucker Carlson, friend of the show, Tucker Carlson, previewed this upcoming interview that he had.
And he was like, it was like kind of hard copy style from the 90s where it's like, and then it's like close up on Tucker Carlson's face.
Like he's doing, you know, he's doing a kind of like vlog or something.
He's like sitting there at the kitchen table.
And he's like, look, back in the day when I worked for the mainstream media, back in 2008, when I was best friends with Rachel Maddow, everybody was talking about and knew that Barack Hussein Obama was gay.
And not only did everyone know he was gay, they knew he was having a lot of gay sex.
And not only was Barack Obama having a lot of gay sex, he was smoking crack while he did it.