True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 319: How Larry Met Barry
Aired: 2023-09-14
Duration: 04:40


=== Details About Barack Obama's Penis (04:39) ===

[00:00:00]  So let us get down to some details about Barack Obama's penis.
[00:00:05]  Barack is uncut or uncircumcised.
[00:00:08]  He was at most approximately eight to eight and a half inches in length.
[00:00:12]  The girth was thin in nature and had a hook to the left when facing him.
[00:00:18]  Obama's left testicle clearly hangs lower than his right.
[00:00:21]  The testicle hangs lower, but is not larger or smaller in comparison to the right one.
[00:00:26]  His pubic hairs were shaved.
[00:00:30]  The most telling part of Barack Obama's penis is that under the head in the split, he has three to be exact, small pimple-type bumps.
[00:00:40]  The bumps are not pimples per se, but are under the skin and lead downward on the shaft.
[00:00:47]  Larry Sinclair, 2009.
[00:00:52]  No?
[00:00:52]  I fucking hate this, man.
[00:01:18]  Hello, everyone.
[00:01:20]  Hello, hello, hello.
[00:01:22]  Welcome to Gurney, Illinois.
[00:01:24]  My name is Liz.
[00:01:26]  My name is Bryce Belden, the gay pussy to himself.
[00:01:30]  And we have with us today, as always, every day, producer Young Chomsky.
[00:01:35]  And the podcast is called...
[00:01:36]  Turn on.
[00:01:37]  Hello, everyone.
[00:01:38]  Hello.
[00:01:41]  We can sigh.
[00:01:42]  We can sigh and listen here.
[00:01:44]  I know that you think that I want to do this so badly.
[00:01:47]  You do want to do this so badly.
[00:01:48]  Yeah, but I know that you think that.
[00:01:50]  And it's true.
[00:01:51]  You'd be correct to think that.
[00:01:54]  But it's just, I mean, maybe call me crazy, right?
[00:01:59]  I just think it's notable that there's a guy who has centered, I would say the great, the arc of his life has shaped itself around telling as many people as possible that he performed oral sex upon now ex-president of the United States, Barack H. Obama, twice in Gurney, Illinois in 1999.
[00:02:22]  Yeah, and to be fair, we didn't have a radio show in 2008 when he originally charted this out.
[00:02:28]  If we had Liz, every day he would be here.
[00:02:32]  Our podcast wouldn't have actually been about Jeffrey Epstein.
[00:02:35]  It would just be about this.
[00:02:36]  100%.
[00:02:37]  Yeah, getting.
[00:02:38]  Well, there is, it is funny because we'll get more.
[00:02:41]  We'll provide those of you who don't know what we're talking about with a little more context in a second.
[00:02:45]  Everyone knows what we're talking about.
[00:02:48]  And for those who don't, they'll find out soon.
[00:02:50]  Oh, you'll find out soon.
[00:02:53]  The book that we have both read, I would say a little bit.
[00:02:58]  The things I do for this show and for you, Brace, the things I do for you.
[00:03:02]  Hey, thank you.
[00:03:02]  It's a good read.
[00:03:03]  It's a good read.
[00:03:04]  It's a beach read.
[00:03:05]  Okay, it's not.
[00:03:06]  And even the penis description excerpt was difficult to read.
[00:03:10]  Yeah, it wasn't even just that it was difficult to read.
[00:03:12]  It's like not even well written.
[00:03:13]  It's like boring.
[00:03:14]  That's what I mean by difficult to read is that he just uses parentheses in the middle of sentences.
[00:03:19]  You know, I love a good parenthetical, and to see the abuse, the use and abuse of the parenthetical by this man is absurd.
[00:03:30]  It's very upsetting.
[00:03:31]  So we might as well unzip and put it out in the open here.
[00:03:34]  What are we talking about today, Liz?
[00:03:36]  Okay, so last week, which was, I don't know, the week of September, the first week of September.
[00:03:41]  The first week of September.
[00:03:42]  For people listening to this in the future and were then in the past at some point.
[00:03:47]  The first week of September 2023, that's what the year we're in.
[00:03:51]  Okay.
[00:03:52]  Tucker Carlson, friend of the show, Tucker Carlson, previewed this upcoming interview that he had.
[00:03:58]  And he was like, it was like kind of hard copy style from the 90s where it's like, and then it's like close up on Tucker Carlson's face.
[00:04:06]  Like he's doing, you know, he's doing a kind of like vlog or something.
[00:04:10]  He's like sitting there at the kitchen table.
[00:04:12]  And he's like, look, back in the day when I worked for the mainstream media, back in 2008, when I was best friends with Rachel Maddow, everybody was talking about and knew that Barack Hussein Obama was gay.
[00:04:27]  And not only did everyone know he was gay, they knew he was having a lot of gay sex.
[00:04:33]  And not only was Barack Obama having a lot of gay sex, he was smoking crack while he did it.