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July 6, 2023 - True Anon Truth Feed
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[PREVIEW] Episode 304: Scando-nistas
# vanderpump_rules the_hills the_bachelor american_idol brace_van_der_pump celebrity_culture jax liz media_ethics reality_television real_world road_rules sarah_sherman scandoval survivor

Liz and Brace Van Der Pump’s Scando-nistas episode dives into Vanderpump Rules, where Liz speculatively ties Miami producers to exploitative "pay-for-sex" schemes, mocking "Young Chomsky" as a roommate. They dismiss Sarah Sherman’s SNL past and online "SS" nickname as irrelevant, then pivot to teasing Real Housewives scandals like "Scandoval," ending with Liz accusing Sarah of shirt-sending lies—hinting at deeper drama ahead. [Automatically generated summary]

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Brace's Reality Show Confession 00:03:29
Prior to today's episode, Brace, what was your favorite reality show?
My experience with the genre is, as you know, fairly limited.
I've been exposed to Road Rules and the whatever one Puck was on when I was in the Real World.
And then we did the Real Housewives episode.
But no, but there's got to be something in between that.
I say this with every ounce of honesty available in my being, tapping and depleting all of my resources.
No.
I don't think I watched a single episode, even at someone else's house or anything.
Really?
And this isn't.
Survivor.
No, never.
American Idol.
Nope.
The Bachelor.
Never.
The Hills.
I didn't.
I thought that was an OC style scripted television show until just now.
It was.
Yeah, no, never.
But I will say, if you wanted.
No, I didn't.
I lived it.
I lived it.
I was out there living it.
You lived it?
And guess what?
You're fired.
However, due to obscure regulations in the great podcast Concordat of 1798,
women cannot fire male co-hosts from podcasts unless a producer-type situation.
which we'll get to later in this episode occurs.
Hello, everyone.
I'm Liz.
My name is Brace Van Der Pump.
And of course, we have with us my trusty young companion.
Actually, you know what?
No.
My name is Jax.
And here, producing this podcast is a mysterious older male benefactor who I lived with for a number of years in Miami.
Wow.
Young Chomsky.
Wow, you're going there.
I'm going.
Wow.
So let's get out the gates.
I think basically every guy on Vanderpump Rules at one point was fucking for money of old men.
Look, none of my business.
Well, I could make it my literal business.
I'm saying, like, none of my business.
I don't want to know about it.
You don't want to know.
Jax is a sex worker.
Yeah, there you go.
Jax is a sex worker.
Jax is a sex worker.
He should claim that.
Jax is a sex worker.
You can't just keep saying it.
Jax is a sex worker.
I mean.
Okay?
I, he, we have a lot to tell.
The episode's long.
Yes.
We have our old friend, Sarah Squirm.
Sarah Squirm, otherwise known by Sarah Sherman.
No, I never call her that.
I don't either because I don't think, you know, it doesn't.
But you know, for people who didn't know her until SNL, because she's on the TV.
Yeah.
They just know her as Sarah Sherman.
And you know what?
They know her online on some of the weird message boards.
That's SS.
Yeah, that's Sarah.
SS, they call her.
Well, and for lots of reasons.
For lots of reasons.
For lots of reasons.
And you know what?
None of my business.
None of my business.
I actually do want to take care of, I didn't finish some of my thoughts, though, Liz.
Sarah Sherman's Double Life 00:01:27
Jax.
His feet thing.
We talked about it in the episode.
We talked about the episode?
Okay.
Oh, we do talk about the episode then.
Oh, my business is finished here.
Well, my business is not because I want to say we had, and I think I mentioned this, but I'm going to double down on it.
Some people can double down on it.
We had a lot of positive feedback from a lot of listeners who loved our little dive.
I'm not going to call it a deep dive, but a little dive, dipping our toes in to the real housewife's waters.
The gossips, the messiness, the scary islands.
The scary islands.
You know what?
The smells like hospitals.
The Lisa Vanderfumps of it all.
So much so that we're here to do it again and give our little, you know, gals and gays a little shout out with Brace literally explaining Scandoval.
Scandoval.
Let's get to it.
What's on your shirt, Sarah?
This guy sent me this shirt.
Wait, why are you wearing just like, you're like, no one sends me anything?
And then you're wearing a hat and a shirt that people say.
Liar.
Liar, I'm a liar.
You know what?
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