Liz and Brace’s True Anon kicks off with a surreal riddle about daylight saving time, then spirals into a "fact-free zone" where Young Chomsky recounts a bizarre tapeworm misadventure—only to reveal it was just drugs and bad digestion. The chaos segues into Matt Christman and Chris Wade of Chopo Trap House, whose 10-part Brooklyn-to-LA podcast series promises equal parts absurdity and sharp wit, setting the tone for an episode where logic and lunacy collide. [Automatically generated summary]
Wait, so the later it is, the darker it should be.
It should be darker later.
Wait, but that's how it is.
It's always, you know, the later it is, the darker it is.
The daylight saving things, I don't love it.
It confuses me.
I never know which way we're going forward or backward.
I'm just saying it should be darker later.
But that's it is.
It should be darker later.
But it is.
It's darker later.
It should be darker later, but it's true.
Makes no sense.
No, it should be.
Fellas, don't say it again.
We're coming back.
Fellas, this weekend, out at the club that I know you're at after you.
It is darker later.
This is a riddle.
It's darker later.
It's by definition.
The later it is, the darker it is.
It should be darker later.
Go up, go up to the nearest, you know what?
Doesn't even have to be a woman.
Bouncer.
Go to the bouncer.
Get in the club.
Fucking stick your tongue right in that canal.
Wiggle it around like you're stimpy and say it should be darker later.
I hate it.
Hello.
Hello, everyone.
I'm Liz.
My name is Brace.
Of course, we are joined by producer Young Chomsky in his Fox cap and Dandy's bells.
And the podcast is called True Anon.
Hello, everyone.
It was a little teaser because we're going back in time.
Yes.
Way back in time.
Back further than, actually, I think further than this podcast has ever been.
Yeah, that's actually, that's true.
I don't think we usually go back to.
Well, of course, there's the infamous you are a surf moment.
You've literally never washed your penis.
Yes.
That was maybe, I guess that would be medieval times.
There's been surfs.
Well, medieval times.
Yeah, that's so that's further.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What do you think that is?
10th century, 11th century?
I mean, surfs lasted, as we talked about in the episode until like the 18th century, but I'm going to say that to me was 12th century.
12th century.
That's a horrible century.
Yeah.
I got to be honest, there weren't a lot of good years prior to like, well, I don't know, 96.
Fact check.
You say it's you're in 1320.
Young Chomsky, I'm afraid you can never fact check this again.
He's listening to a pirate recording.
Fact-free zone.
Hello.
What are you?
I'm sorry.
Almost four years into this.
You think we spitting facts?
This is all coming out of our asses like a tapeworm.
I know I told this story before on the show, but man.
No, please don't tell me.
The glass of milk and the cheeseburger.
What you don't know about this?
Okay, I don't want to got a tapeworm.
No, this is awful.
He thought he had a tapeworm.
Skinny guy, I know.
No one wants to hear this.
He thought he had a tapeworm and he was convinced to sleep neck naked next to a glass of milk and a hamburger, one in front of his mouth and one in front of his ass to get rid of the tapeworm.
What do you mean he was convinced?
Who convinced him?
Also, how?
How do you, how are you convinced of that?
I don't know.
Well, it would the thinking behind that is the tapeworm will smell the milk.
I guess the dairy is really the linking factor between the two.
Will smell either the milk or the cheeseburger and will slither out either your mouth or your yeah.
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How did that go?
I don't know.
I wasn't there, but not well.
I mean, he didn't have a tapeworm in the first place.
He just had like a weird metabolism, and I think he was on a lot of drugs.
So he wasn't like, there was no worm involved here at all.
I think there's at least one worm involved in here.
I do know another guy named the worm, though, who I'm sure many listeners from between Oxnard and whatever the top of LA is will know and shake their heads at.
And that's a man who was a parasite too, but I liked him.
We do have an episode today.
We do indeed.
We are going far back in time.
Liz, who are we talking to?
We've got the best tour guides that we could find.
Matt Christman and Chris Wade from the hit Brooklyn-based, now Los Angeles-based, also podcast Chopo Trap House to talk about their really delightful, what, 10, 10 part?