True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 276: Holy Prepuce
Aired: 2023-03-16
Duration: 04:56


=== It Should Be Darker Later (03:53) ===

[00:00:00]  It should be darker later.
[00:00:02]  Wait.
[00:00:04]  Wait, what do you mean?
[00:00:05]  It's an ultimate riddle.
[00:00:06]  It should be darker later.
[00:00:09]  Wait, so the later it is, the darker it should be.
[00:00:12]  It should be darker later.
[00:00:14]  Wait, but that's how it is.
[00:00:17]  It's always, you know, the later it is, the darker it is.
[00:00:20]  The daylight saving things, I don't love it.
[00:00:22]  It confuses me.
[00:00:23]  I never know which way we're going forward or backward.
[00:00:25]  I'm just saying it should be darker later.
[00:00:29]  But that's it is.
[00:00:30]  It should be darker later.
[00:00:32]  But it is.
[00:00:33]  It's darker later.
[00:00:34]  It should be darker later, but it's true.
[00:01:02]  Makes no sense.
[00:01:03]  No, it should be.
[00:01:04]  Fellas, don't say it again.
[00:01:06]  We're coming back.
[00:01:07]  Fellas, this weekend, out at the club that I know you're at after you.
[00:01:10]  It is darker later.
[00:01:11]  This is a riddle.
[00:01:12]  It's darker later.
[00:01:13]  It's by definition.
[00:01:15]  The later it is, the darker it is.
[00:01:16]  It should be darker later.
[00:01:18]  Go up, go up to the nearest, you know what?
[00:01:22]  Doesn't even have to be a woman.
[00:01:23]  Bouncer.
[00:01:24]  Go to the bouncer.
[00:01:25]  Get in the club.
[00:01:26]  Fucking stick your tongue right in that canal.
[00:01:29]  Wiggle it around like you're stimpy and say it should be darker later.
[00:01:35]  I hate it.
[00:01:36]  Hello.
[00:01:37]  Hello, everyone.
[00:01:39]  I'm Liz.
[00:01:40]  My name is Brace.
[00:01:42]  Of course, we are joined by producer Young Chomsky in his Fox cap and Dandy's bells.
[00:01:51]  And the podcast is called True Anon.
[00:01:53]  Hello, everyone.
[00:01:55]  It was a little teaser because we're going back in time.
[00:01:58]  Yes.
[00:01:59]  Way back in time.
[00:02:00]  Back further than, actually, I think further than this podcast has ever been.
[00:02:05]  Yeah, that's actually, that's true.
[00:02:07]  I don't think we usually go back to.
[00:02:09]  Well, of course, there's the infamous you are a surf moment.
[00:02:14]  You've literally never washed your penis.
[00:02:18]  Yes.
[00:02:18]  That was maybe, I guess that would be medieval times.
[00:02:21]  There's been surfs.
[00:02:22]  Well, medieval times.
[00:02:23]  Yeah, that's so that's further.
[00:02:24]  Yeah.
[00:02:24]  Yeah.
[00:02:25]  What do you think that is?
[00:02:26]  10th century, 11th century?
[00:02:28]  I mean, surfs lasted, as we talked about in the episode until like the 18th century, but I'm going to say that to me was 12th century.
[00:02:34]  12th century.
[00:02:34]  That's a horrible century.
[00:02:36]  Yeah.
[00:02:36]  I got to be honest, there weren't a lot of good years prior to like, well, I don't know, 96.
[00:02:44]  Fact check.
[00:02:45]  You say it's you're in 1320.
[00:02:47]  Young Chomsky, I'm afraid you can never fact check this again.
[00:02:51]  He's listening to a pirate recording.
[00:02:53]  Fact-free zone.
[00:02:54]  Hello.
[00:02:55]  What are you?
[00:02:55]  I'm sorry.
[00:02:56]  Almost four years into this.
[00:02:57]  You think we spitting facts?
[00:02:59]  This is all coming out of our asses like a tapeworm.
[00:03:04]  I know I told this story before on the show, but man.
[00:03:07]  No, please don't tell me.
[00:03:09]  The glass of milk and the cheeseburger.
[00:03:11]  What you don't know about this?
[00:03:13]  Okay, I don't want to got a tapeworm.
[00:03:16]  No, this is awful.
[00:03:17]  He thought he had a tapeworm.
[00:03:18]  Skinny guy, I know.
[00:03:19]  No one wants to hear this.
[00:03:20]  He thought he had a tapeworm and he was convinced to sleep neck naked next to a glass of milk and a hamburger, one in front of his mouth and one in front of his ass to get rid of the tapeworm.
[00:03:32]  What do you mean he was convinced?
[00:03:33]  Who convinced him?
[00:03:35]  Also, how?
[00:03:36]  How do you, how are you convinced of that?
[00:03:39]  I don't know.
[00:03:39]  Well, it would the thinking behind that is the tapeworm will smell the milk.
[00:03:44]  I guess the dairy is really the linking factor between the two.
[00:03:47]  Will smell either the milk or the cheeseburger and will slither out either your mouth or your yeah.

=== Worm Convictions (01:02) ===

[00:03:53]  How did that go?
[00:03:55]  I don't know.
[00:03:55]  I wasn't there, but not well.
[00:03:57]  I mean, he didn't have a tapeworm in the first place.
[00:03:59]  He just had like a weird metabolism, and I think he was on a lot of drugs.
[00:04:01]  So he wasn't like, there was no worm involved here at all.
[00:04:05]  I think there's at least one worm involved in here.
[00:04:07]  I do know another guy named the worm, though, who I'm sure many listeners from between Oxnard and whatever the top of LA is will know and shake their heads at.
[00:04:20]  And that's a man who was a parasite too, but I liked him.
[00:04:25]  We do have an episode today.
[00:04:28]  We do indeed.
[00:04:29]  We are going far back in time.
[00:04:31]  Liz, who are we talking to?
[00:04:33]  We've got the best tour guides that we could find.
[00:04:37]  Matt Christman and Chris Wade from the hit Brooklyn-based, now Los Angeles-based, also podcast Chopo Trap House to talk about their really delightful, what, 10, 10 part?
[00:04:52]  I think you're calling that delight.
[00:04:54]  Delightful is the word you're going with there.