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Aug. 11, 2022 - True Anon Truth Feed
04:58
[PREVIEW] Episode 244: Survival of the Grimmest
# zoot_suits zara young_chomsky birdie c_hain_wallet elvis_inspired essence fashion_trends jacumus karen psycho_billy rockabilly rockabilly_style style_criticism sun_studios western_flair western_wear

[PREVIEW] Episode 244: Survival of the Grimmest kicks off with C. Hain Wallet and a chaotic listener trading barbs over rockabilly fashion—cropped pants, camp collars, and "Western flair" boots—before devolving into name jokes (Essence/Jacumus wallet chains) and Zara "Karen" insults. The segment spirals from style debates to Sun Studios’ Young Chomsky, leaving the listener mid-rant about being out of touch, setting the tone for unfiltered, absurdist banter. [Automatically generated summary]

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Women's Observations 00:04:58
We all want 30.
No, don't do that.
Would you?
All right.
All right.
Wait, that would make you psycho-billy.
No, okay.
So here's a little thing that women have been saying about me and that I heard from Birdie.
Should we, by the way, make this a recurring bit?
What?
Here's the things that women have been saying about race.
This is a real thing.
No, don't try to deflect from this.
This is a real thing that real women, you, have been saying about me.
Me?
Yes.
A little birdie told me that you, during the other day when I was at therapy and you were at my neighbor's house, what did I say to her?
That you and her, although I'm not even sure I should refer to either of you as human beings, were like agreed that I'm rockabilly.
I don't think that is.
No, no, How would you take that?
This is what I think, Bruce.
I think you could benefit from a little rockabilly in your style.
Oh, you think I'm not rockabilly enough?
Wait, so you agree you're rockabilly?
No.
So I think there's a dearth of rockabilly that you would like to see filled with rockabilly.
Did I tell you how we got there?
Yeah, tell me.
Tell me the winding road that you took together.
No, because we were.
Look, it was like an outfit thing.
It was like, okay, I can see you with like maybe a looser pant that's a little cropped with, oh, what is that?
That kind of like 50s style camp collar.
What the fuck is a camp collar?
My man here knows he's laughing.
Like Kramer.
I don't know what shirt he wears.
The big seven days.
I can see that.
And you got the glasses and you got the hair.
You're like glasses?
It's not a rockabilly like Zoot suit riot, though I will defend that vibe.
But like, I could see you with the little Elvis swagger, is what I'm saying.
You think that you could see me with Elvis swagger?
Look, I don't think you should be saying or acknowledging any of this.
I'm just saying, I could see the vibe and I would rock with it.
I believe she just blew up my spot like that.
She blew up, she blew the shit out of your spot like that.
I should tell you.
She said she also was like, that's crazy that you and her got together with a lot more women and were like, Brace is handsome.
Well, that's like not cool at all.
Not how I think of myself.
I'm very humble.
Well, I'm Liz.
My name.
What are you trying to do?
My name is C. Hain Wallet.
Get it?
What?
Joe.
C period.
A wallet chain.
Well, that's the opposite order of the word.
I feel like you could see a like Essence.
Like, there's definitely a Jacumus Essence wallet chain on sale right now.
A what?
There we go.
And of course, my joint.
I'm just laughing because he knows.
We're joined by producer Young Chomsky, and we're here at Sun Studios.
Now, we've got to get.
You know, fucking.
I think you rock with some twang.
What the fuck did you do?
I rock with some twang?
You do.
You fucking wear Western boots.
You just bought new Western boots.
I was to replace my old.
They're not Western boots.
They're regular boots with a bit of Western flair on them.
They're cowboy boots.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what?
It's crazy that I wear the cowboy boots, yet I'm the one being ridden here.
Ridden ragged.
Now, you thought a nag was the kind of horse that we have on the farm.
Turns out it's actually the thing that my co-host does to me.
Oh, man.
I got a couple things.
I got a couple things to say about you, Liz.
I think that you're...
Watch yourself.
What?
What things do women dress like?
You're a Karen.
And trying to think what shine?
I'm more concerned that you don't know what year it is.
You look like you dress from Zara.
That's so mean.
Uh-huh.
And guess what else?
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