True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 244: Survival of the Grimmest
Aired: 2022-08-11
Duration: 04:58


=== Women's Observations (04:58) ===

[00:00:00]  We all want 30.
[00:00:02]  No, don't do that.
[00:00:04]  Would you?
[00:00:05]  All right.
[00:00:05]  All right.
[00:00:06]  Wait, that would make you psycho-billy.
[00:00:08]  No, okay.
[00:00:09]  So here's a little thing that women have been saying about me and that I heard from Birdie.
[00:00:14]  Should we, by the way, make this a recurring bit?
[00:00:17]  What?
[00:00:18]  Here's the things that women have been saying about race.
[00:00:20]  This is a real thing.
[00:00:21]  No, don't try to deflect from this.
[00:00:22]  This is a real thing that real women, you, have been saying about me.
[00:00:27]  Me?
[00:00:28]  Yes.
[00:00:28]  A little birdie told me that you, during the other day when I was at therapy and you were at my neighbor's house, what did I say to her?
[00:00:39]  That you and her, although I'm not even sure I should refer to either of you as human beings, were like agreed that I'm rockabilly.
[00:00:55]  I don't think that is.
[00:00:57]  No, no, How would you take that?
[00:01:01]  This is what I think, Bruce.
[00:01:02]  I think you could benefit from a little rockabilly in your style.
[00:01:07]  Oh, you think I'm not rockabilly enough?
[00:01:10]  Wait, so you agree you're rockabilly?
[00:01:12]  No.
[00:01:13]  So I think there's a dearth of rockabilly that you would like to see filled with rockabilly.
[00:01:18]  Did I tell you how we got there?
[00:01:20]  Yeah, tell me.
[00:01:21]  Tell me the winding road that you took together.
[00:01:24]  No, because we were.
[00:01:24]  Look, it was like an outfit thing.
[00:01:26]  It was like, okay, I can see you with like maybe a looser pant that's a little cropped with, oh, what is that?
[00:01:33]  That kind of like 50s style camp collar.
[00:01:38]  What the fuck is a camp collar?
[00:01:40]  My man here knows he's laughing.
[00:01:42]  Like Kramer.
[00:01:44]  I don't know what shirt he wears.
[00:01:45]  The big seven days.
[00:01:46]  I can see that.
[00:01:47]  And you got the glasses and you got the hair.
[00:01:49]  You're like glasses?
[00:01:50]  It's not a rockabilly like Zoot suit riot, though I will defend that vibe.
[00:01:56]  But like, I could see you with the little Elvis swagger, is what I'm saying.
[00:01:59]  You think that you could see me with Elvis swagger?
[00:02:03]  Look, I don't think you should be saying or acknowledging any of this.
[00:02:07]  I'm just saying, I could see the vibe and I would rock with it.
[00:02:29]  I believe she just blew up my spot like that.
[00:02:37]  She blew up, she blew the shit out of your spot like that.
[00:02:40]  I should tell you.
[00:02:41]  She said she also was like, that's crazy that you and her got together with a lot more women and were like, Brace is handsome.
[00:02:49]  Well, that's like not cool at all.
[00:02:53]  Not how I think of myself.
[00:02:54]  I'm very humble.
[00:02:57]  Well, I'm Liz.
[00:02:59]  My name.
[00:03:02]  What are you trying to do?
[00:03:04]  My name is C. Hain Wallet.
[00:03:10]  Get it?
[00:03:11]  What?
[00:03:11]  Joe.
[00:03:12]  C period.
[00:03:14]  A wallet chain.
[00:03:15]  Well, that's the opposite order of the word.
[00:03:18]  I feel like you could see a like Essence.
[00:03:20]  Like, there's definitely a Jacumus Essence wallet chain on sale right now.
[00:03:24]  A what?
[00:03:24]  There we go.
[00:03:26]  And of course, my joint.
[00:03:27]  I'm just laughing because he knows.
[00:03:29]  We're joined by producer Young Chomsky, and we're here at Sun Studios.
[00:03:35]  Now, we've got to get.
[00:03:37]  You know, fucking.
[00:03:38]  I think you rock with some twang.
[00:03:42]  What the fuck did you do?
[00:03:44]  I rock with some twang?
[00:03:46]  You do.
[00:03:47]  You fucking wear Western boots.
[00:03:48]  You just bought new Western boots.
[00:03:50]  I was to replace my old.
[00:03:51]  They're not Western boots.
[00:03:53]  They're regular boots with a bit of Western flair on them.
[00:03:56]  They're cowboy boots.
[00:03:58]  Yeah.
[00:03:58]  Yeah.
[00:03:59]  You know what?
[00:04:01]  It's crazy that I wear the cowboy boots, yet I'm the one being ridden here.
[00:04:05]  Ridden ragged.
[00:04:08]  Now, you thought a nag was the kind of horse that we have on the farm.
[00:04:12]  Turns out it's actually the thing that my co-host does to me.
[00:04:17]  Oh, man.
[00:04:19]  I got a couple things.
[00:04:21]  I got a couple things to say about you, Liz.
[00:04:25]  I think that you're...
[00:04:29]  Watch yourself.
[00:04:30]  What?
[00:04:31]  What things do women dress like?
[00:04:36]  You're a Karen.
[00:04:47]  And trying to think what shine?
[00:04:50]  I'm more concerned that you don't know what year it is.
[00:04:53]  You look like you dress from Zara.
[00:04:55]  That's so mean.
[00:04:57]  Uh-huh.
[00:04:57]  And guess what else?