Liz and Brace kick off with chaotic mic jokes, a bet forcing Liz to mention "boils" in every intro, then pivot to editing Wikipedia’s Brace Belden entry—debating his childhood nickname "Mr. Boyles" despite his denial. Height claims escalate into mockery of podcast credibility before introducing Truanon’s producer, Young Chomsky, and teasing Liz’s November tour of "failing blue cities," excluding smaller locales like Sandpoint or Key West, while hinting at an upcoming reveal. [Automatically generated summary]
I feel so bad for the listener that they have to listen to that.
You feel bad for the listener.
You feel bad for the listener.
First of all, I always feel bad for the listener.
My microphone is beige now.
Ew.
Oh, I'm going to throw up.
Ew.
Oh, you're going to throw up.
A bunch of gross stuff's going to come out of you.
What are you, one of my boils?
So Liz lost a bet.
We're just going to be talking about my boils every intro to every show from now on.
It's so gross.
They're not gross.
It's not even funny.
They're natural.
Oh, my God.
from the earth specifically from a disease created by if you're gonna force us to talk about this then i have actually i have something that i would like our listeners to do for me What?
Which is go to wikipedia.com.
Is it concorged?
It's a com.
Okay.
Dot com.
Type in Brace Belden.
No.
Type in edit.
Don't do this.
Don't do this.
And I want everyone to help us get his real, true nickname.
Now, I have known this man since he was, what, 15?
Four.
Oh, my God.
A little teenager, and we always called him in the Bay Area Mr. Boyles.
That's not true.
And I think it was showbiz.
I think the record should reflect this accurately.
You know what should reflect something, but doesn't anymore?
Because you lanced on my boils and now it's all gross and opaque?
The mirror in the bathroom.
Ew.
That should, too.
To be clear here, I don't have boils.
No, but they call you Mr. Boyles.
They do call me Mr. Boyles because I give other people Boyles.
No, that's not a because of something that's dormant in me, but infectious still.
Oh, my God.
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
Everyone.
Ah, fuck, man.
This is like what I, you know, people still think I'm like 5'4?
Well, what?
Oh, is there a problem with that?
Yeah, I'm 5'2.
Oh, because you said it on the podcast?
Yeah.
And people, people just believe anything we say on this motherfucker.
Yes.
Mr. Boyles.
Oh, man.
I can't believe.
Sorry.
I don't know if I can finish the podcast saying I'm tired after having sex with the model.
No one's going to believe that.
Yeah.
I'm Liz.
My name is Brace.
And I meant a plastic model in a facsimile of an adult woman.
And a producer is named Young Chomsky.
And he is producing this episode of the podcast called Truanon.
Truanon, the podcast.
Hello, everyone.
We have, before we start, a little bit of housekeeping, which is a very war is disgusting.
No.
Starting in New York City00:01:31
Well, it is, because, yeah, it is, because we're in your area.
But I feel like this is like a very podcasting thing to say.
A little bit of housekeeping, which is some news that I'm announcing right this moment that I'm not forgetting.
Uh-huh.
This moment, which is.
We are going on tour.
I did a finger thing.
Oh, because I was going to do it.
We are going on tour.
We're going on tour.
We're going on tour.
We're going on a tour to every major American city.
And you might be thinking, oh, how come they're not coming to like Sandpoint, Idaho, or Sandusky, Illinois, or Key West, Florida?
Because I live here.
You don't live in a major city.
Yeah, them's the breaks.
No, we are coming to some major American cities.
Democrat-run failing blue cities.
Yeah, so we are, starting in November, going to Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington, D.C., New York City.
New York City.
Los Angeles, Seattle, Portland, and San Francisco.
San Francisco.
And we're really excited.
And you might be thinking, why are they announcing this on the podcast?