True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 238: Nihil River
Aired: 2022-07-12
Duration: 04:59


=== Oh My God Boils (03:27) ===

[00:00:00]  Look at this.
[00:00:00]  Ow!
[00:00:01]  Ow!
[00:00:02]  Stop!
[00:00:03]  Stop!
[00:00:04]  What?
[00:00:04]  I'm not doing anything.
[00:00:06]  Ow!
[00:00:06]  Yes, you are.
[00:00:07]  Don't gaslight me.
[00:00:08]  You're doing this.
[00:00:09]  What am I doing?
[00:00:09]  I'm not doing anything.
[00:00:10]  You're lancing my boils.
[00:00:12]  Oh, my God.
[00:00:12]  I told you we can't.
[00:00:13]  It gets the fucking mic all wet.
[00:00:15]  Like, this is like...
[00:00:16]  Ew.
[00:00:17]  Oh, now I have to, like.
[00:00:20]  Oh, Jesus.
[00:00:21]  Oh, my God.
[00:00:21]  I feel so bad for the listener that they have to listen to that.
[00:00:24]  You feel bad for the listener.
[00:00:25]  You feel bad for the listener.
[00:00:27]  First of all, I always feel bad for the listener.
[00:00:28]  My microphone is beige now.
[00:00:30]  Ew.
[00:00:31]  Oh, I'm going to throw up.
[00:00:33]  Ew.
[00:00:34]  Oh, you're going to throw up.
[00:00:36]  A bunch of gross stuff's going to come out of you.
[00:00:38]  What are you, one of my boils?
[00:01:02]  So Liz lost a bet.
[00:01:03]  We're just going to be talking about my boils every intro to every show from now on.
[00:01:08]  It's so gross.
[00:01:10]  They're not gross.
[00:01:11]  It's not even funny.
[00:01:12]  They're natural.
[00:01:12]  Oh, my God.
[00:01:13]  from the earth specifically from a disease created by if you're gonna force us to talk about this then i have actually i have something that i would like our listeners to do for me What?
[00:01:25]  Which is go to wikipedia.com.
[00:01:29]  Is it concorged?
[00:01:30]  It's a com.
[00:01:31]  Okay.
[00:01:32]  Dot com.
[00:01:34]  Type in Brace Belden.
[00:01:35]  No.
[00:01:36]  Type in edit.
[00:01:37]  Don't do this.
[00:01:38]  Don't do this.
[00:01:38]  And I want everyone to help us get his real, true nickname.
[00:01:44]  Now, I have known this man since he was, what, 15?
[00:01:49]  Four.
[00:01:50]  Oh, my God.
[00:01:52]  A little teenager, and we always called him in the Bay Area Mr. Boyles.
[00:01:57]  That's not true.
[00:01:58]  And I think it was showbiz.
[00:02:02]  I think the record should reflect this accurately.
[00:02:05]  You know what should reflect something, but doesn't anymore?
[00:02:08]  Because you lanced on my boils and now it's all gross and opaque?
[00:02:10]  The mirror in the bathroom.
[00:02:12]  Ew.
[00:02:13]  That should, too.
[00:02:14]  To be clear here, I don't have boils.
[00:02:17]  No, but they call you Mr. Boyles.
[00:02:19]  They do call me Mr. Boyles because I give other people Boyles.
[00:02:21]  No, that's not a because of something that's dormant in me, but infectious still.
[00:02:26]  Oh, my God.
[00:02:27]  Hello, everyone.
[00:02:28]  Hello.
[00:02:30]  Everyone.
[00:02:32]  Ah, fuck, man.
[00:02:33]  This is like what I, you know, people still think I'm like 5'4?
[00:02:38]  Well, what?
[00:02:39]  Oh, is there a problem with that?
[00:02:40]  Yeah, I'm 5'2.
[00:02:42]  Oh, because you said it on the podcast?
[00:02:44]  Yeah.
[00:02:44]  And people, people just believe anything we say on this motherfucker.
[00:02:48]  Yes.
[00:02:49]  Mr. Boyles.
[00:02:50]  Oh, man.
[00:02:51]  I can't believe.
[00:02:53]  Sorry.
[00:02:54]  I don't know if I can finish the podcast saying I'm tired after having sex with the model.
[00:02:59]  No one's going to believe that.
[00:03:00]  Yeah.
[00:03:01]  I'm Liz.
[00:03:02]  My name is Brace.
[00:03:04]  And I meant a plastic model in a facsimile of an adult woman.
[00:03:08]  And a producer is named Young Chomsky.
[00:03:11]  And he is producing this episode of the podcast called Truanon.
[00:03:14]  Truanon, the podcast.
[00:03:16]  Hello, everyone.
[00:03:18]  We have, before we start, a little bit of housekeeping, which is a very war is disgusting.
[00:03:26]  No.

=== Starting in New York City (01:31) ===

[00:03:27]  Well, it is, because, yeah, it is, because we're in your area.
[00:03:31]  But I feel like this is like a very podcasting thing to say.
[00:03:35]  A little bit of housekeeping, which is some news that I'm announcing right this moment that I'm not forgetting.
[00:03:43]  Uh-huh.
[00:03:44]  This moment, which is.
[00:03:47]  We are going on tour.
[00:03:50]  I did a finger thing.
[00:03:52]  Oh, because I was going to do it.
[00:03:54]  We are going on tour.
[00:03:56]  We're going on tour.
[00:03:57]  We're going on tour.
[00:03:59]  We're going on a tour to every major American city.
[00:04:03]  And you might be thinking, oh, how come they're not coming to like Sandpoint, Idaho, or Sandusky, Illinois, or Key West, Florida?
[00:04:15]  Because I live here.
[00:04:17]  You don't live in a major city.
[00:04:19]  Yeah, them's the breaks.
[00:04:20]  No, we are coming to some major American cities.
[00:04:25]  Democrat-run failing blue cities.
[00:04:31]  Yeah, so we are, starting in November, going to Chicago, Philadelphia, Washington, D.C., New York City.
[00:04:41]  New York City.
[00:04:43]  Los Angeles, Seattle, Portland, and San Francisco.
[00:04:48]  San Francisco.
[00:04:50]  And we're really excited.
[00:04:52]  And you might be thinking, why are they announcing this on the podcast?
[00:04:56]  Well, am I about to answer that question for you?