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Oct. 8, 2021 - True Anon Truth Feed
04:58
[PREVIEW] Episode 189: Muppets Take Manhattan
# urban_exploration upper_west_side tavern_on_the_green brace carrie_bradshaw central_park coindexter cultural_references jeffrey_epstein john_lennon liz podcast_production rents_too_damn_high sex_and_the_city steve

Liz and Brace test outdoor podcasting in Central Park, piggybacked by producer Steve amid high rent costs, joking about John Lennon’s iconic walk near Jeffrey Epstein’s former Upper West Side haunts—like Tavern on the Green—and a street artist sketching Lennon while debating Coindexter’s mysterious Taoist (or Buddhist/Jehovah’s Witness?) identity. The chaotic, experimental vibe blends pop culture, urban oddities, and absurdist speculation into a raw, unfiltered snapshot of NYC’s quirks. [Automatically generated summary]

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Cruising in Central Park 00:04:55
What a beautiful evening.
It is beautiful.
It is evening too.
You know, it is, it's darker earlier.
Uh-huh.
I'm thinking and it's better for me.
No, you're not doing that right now.
No, I'm not doing it.
First of all, yeah.
I'm not doing that right now, but you don't even know who that was.
I do know who that was.
That wasn't him.
It was him.
That was the gargoyle.
Okay, well, oh, hello, cute little dog.
You think that when you do that voice, there are somehow like five different characters attached to it, but it's all the same character.
It's all the same voice.
And what is that, Liz?
That's Coindexter's voice.
Uh-huh.
What religion did you tell me you thought Coindexter was earlier before we started reporting?
I don't know what you're talking about.
What?
that's cool there's only the I said he was a was a Buddhist was Jehovah's Witness.
Was it Taoist?
What happened to Jehovah's Witnesses?
Are they still around?
Yeah, they're still around.
Yeah, yes.
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
My name is Liz.
My name is Brace, and we are joined here by the man who is giving me a piggyback ride on his shoulders.
That would be producer and my paramour, Young Chom, Steve.
He and I are cruising in Central Park right now.
Oh, you and I are cruising in Central Park.
Well, no, we're...
Oh, you mean that...
Yeah, we're okay.
Yeah We're here with you, but you're not doing what we're doing, just to make that clear.
This is a new kind of thing for us.
Yeah, in case you can't tell by the ambient noise, by the way, which I have no idea how much is getting picked up, we are in Central Park.
Yeah, big public space.
A lot of people.
A lot of people around, which makes, I gotta say, talking into a microphone attached to your shirt collar.
That's why you should stand closer to me so it's not so weird.
Can you put your arm through mine?
Okay.
No, I don't want to do that.
People think we're like completely.
Okay, yeah, that's true.
I mean, it makes it less weird to feel like I'm talking about.
Brace, have you ever been here before?
Central Park?
Yes, I have.
When?
Four or five years ago.
Briefly, it was cold.
Really?
What did you do?
There was a, I think I duck at one point.
I don't know.
It's a big park.
Okay, yeah, I see the dog.
It's a big park, so I don't know.
It was cold out.
and I was going to see a magician.
Oh my God.
So it was on the way to the, well it was a mentalist.
You have.
Wait, what's the difference?
This guy just does tricks in your mind as opposed to tricks with the dark arts.
So it's like.
So are tricks with your mind not part of the dark arts?
No, it's different.
It's all science.
Whereas, yeah, it's science.
Well, this guy was doing science, and the other people are like doing, like, they're like convening with like Satan and like, you know.
I don't understand.
Devils and stuff like that.
Regardless, we are here in Central Park where Liz is grief.
Good grief.
And this is an experimental episode.
In fact, we're planning on moving the podcast entirely outside.
Into Central Park.
Into Central Park.
Yeah.
Because the rent is so high here.
The rent's too damn high.
Remember that guy?
No, who is that guy?
Yeah, okay.
That was the rent's too damn high guy.
Was that a thing?
Yeah, the big buttonshots?
I don't know.
But we're here trolling around like the Upper East Side.
Although I gotta say, Upper West Side just seems to be right over there.
It looks like a painting.
Yeah.
That's where Lennon was shot.
That was, no, the lady shot him is leaving a meeting in Moscow.
Yeah, right there, the John Lennon.
Yeah.
This has been walking like John Lennon this entire time.
No, we've been doing it.
We did that experiment yesterday, remember?
It was, hey, okay, let's try and walk like how John Lennon did.
Will you do it now?
Yeah, I can do it.
Oh my God, the stance?
That is a wide stance.
Oh, yeah, we're both doing it right now.
I'm doing it way better than you, but yeah.
Go faster.
Go faster.
You can't go.
No, you need, it's a lazy walk.
Yeah, it's a slinky.
Oh, my God.
Slinky.
Look.
And that's a picture.
Synchronicity.
One of these pathetic little street artists has assembled.
Well, he's, that's not a.
It's a.
I'm not sure Liz understands exactly how portraits work.
Brace.
That is a.
Come closer to me.
We just saw a street artist portrait of John Lennon out there, too.
Who's that?
I don't know.
I think she was in Mamma Bia.
But we are here.
We're by the Upper East Side.
And Liz, why are we by the Upper East Side?
Because we are on a pilgrimage today.
We are on a pilgrimage to Epstein's Mount.
Yes, his townhouse.
Oh, this looks fancy.
Oh, this is Tavern on the Green.
Oh.
It's quite famous.
Oh, well.
And Carrie Bradshaw fell into the lake here in an episode of Six in the City.
Gotta be real with you.
Is the green they're referring to this green fucking disgusting lake right here?
Yeah, it looks like they should clean that.
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