True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 189: Muppets Take Manhattan
Aired: 2021-10-08
Duration: 04:58


=== Cruising in Central Park (04:55) ===

[00:00:02]  What a beautiful evening.
[00:00:04]  It is beautiful.
[00:00:05]  It is evening too.
[00:00:07]  You know, it is, it's darker earlier.
[00:00:12]  Uh-huh.
[00:00:12]  I'm thinking and it's better for me.
[00:00:15]  No, you're not doing that right now.
[00:00:16]  No, I'm not doing it.
[00:00:17]  First of all, yeah.
[00:00:18]  I'm not doing that right now, but you don't even know who that was.
[00:00:21]  I do know who that was.
[00:00:22]  That wasn't him.
[00:00:23]  It was him.
[00:00:23]  That was the gargoyle.
[00:00:24]  Okay, well, oh, hello, cute little dog.
[00:00:28]  You think that when you do that voice, there are somehow like five different characters attached to it, but it's all the same character.
[00:00:35]  It's all the same voice.
[00:00:37]  And what is that, Liz?
[00:00:38]  That's Coindexter's voice.
[00:00:39]  Uh-huh.
[00:00:40]  What religion did you tell me you thought Coindexter was earlier before we started reporting?
[00:00:45]  I don't know what you're talking about.
[00:00:47]  What?
[00:00:47]  that's cool there's only the I said he was a was a Buddhist was Jehovah's Witness.
[00:00:52]  Was it Taoist?
[00:00:53]  What happened to Jehovah's Witnesses?
[00:00:55]  Are they still around?
[00:00:56]  Yeah, they're still around.
[00:00:58]  Yeah, yes.
[00:00:59]  Hello, everyone.
[00:01:00]  Hello.
[00:01:01]  My name is Liz.
[00:01:02]  My name is Brace, and we are joined here by the man who is giving me a piggyback ride on his shoulders.
[00:01:08]  That would be producer and my paramour, Young Chom, Steve.
[00:01:15]  He and I are cruising in Central Park right now.
[00:01:18]  Oh, you and I are cruising in Central Park.
[00:01:20]  Well, no, we're...
[00:01:21]  Oh, you mean that...
[00:01:22]  Yeah, we're okay.
[00:01:24]  Yeah We're here with you, but you're not doing what we're doing, just to make that clear.
[00:01:29]  This is a new kind of thing for us.
[00:01:31]  Yeah, in case you can't tell by the ambient noise, by the way, which I have no idea how much is getting picked up, we are in Central Park.
[00:01:40]  Yeah, big public space.
[00:01:41]  A lot of people.
[00:01:41]  A lot of people around, which makes, I gotta say, talking into a microphone attached to your shirt collar.
[00:01:46]  That's why you should stand closer to me so it's not so weird.
[00:01:49]  Can you put your arm through mine?
[00:01:50]  Okay.
[00:01:50]  No, I don't want to do that.
[00:01:51]  People think we're like completely.
[00:01:53]  Okay, yeah, that's true.
[00:01:53]  I mean, it makes it less weird to feel like I'm talking about.
[00:01:55]  Brace, have you ever been here before?
[00:01:57]  Central Park?
[00:01:57]  Yes, I have.
[00:01:58]  When?
[00:02:00]  Four or five years ago.
[00:02:02]  Briefly, it was cold.
[00:02:04]  Really?
[00:02:05]  What did you do?
[00:02:06]  There was a, I think I duck at one point.
[00:02:10]  I don't know.
[00:02:10]  It's a big park.
[00:02:11]  Okay, yeah, I see the dog.
[00:02:14]  It's a big park, so I don't know.
[00:02:16]  It was cold out.
[00:02:18]  and I was going to see a magician.
[00:02:19]  Oh my God.
[00:02:20]  So it was on the way to the, well it was a mentalist.
[00:02:23]  You have.
[00:02:24]  Wait, what's the difference?
[00:02:25]  This guy just does tricks in your mind as opposed to tricks with the dark arts.
[00:02:29]  So it's like.
[00:02:30]  So are tricks with your mind not part of the dark arts?
[00:02:34]  No, it's different.
[00:02:35]  It's all science.
[00:02:36]  Whereas, yeah, it's science.
[00:02:38]  Well, this guy was doing science, and the other people are like doing, like, they're like convening with like Satan and like, you know.
[00:02:46]  I don't understand.
[00:02:47]  Devils and stuff like that.
[00:02:48]  Regardless, we are here in Central Park where Liz is grief.
[00:02:55]  Good grief.
[00:02:57]  And this is an experimental episode.
[00:03:00]  In fact, we're planning on moving the podcast entirely outside.
[00:03:03]  Into Central Park.
[00:03:04]  Into Central Park.
[00:03:05]  Yeah.
[00:03:06]  Because the rent is so high here.
[00:03:09]  The rent's too damn high.
[00:03:10]  Remember that guy?
[00:03:12]  No, who is that guy?
[00:03:13]  Yeah, okay.
[00:03:14]  That was the rent's too damn high guy.
[00:03:16]  Was that a thing?
[00:03:18]  Yeah, the big buttonshots?
[00:03:19]  I don't know.
[00:03:21]  But we're here trolling around like the Upper East Side.
[00:03:27]  Although I gotta say, Upper West Side just seems to be right over there.
[00:03:30]  It looks like a painting.
[00:03:32]  Yeah.
[00:03:32]  That's where Lennon was shot.
[00:03:35]  That was, no, the lady shot him is leaving a meeting in Moscow.
[00:03:41]  Yeah, right there, the John Lennon.
[00:03:43]  Yeah.
[00:03:44]  This has been walking like John Lennon this entire time.
[00:03:47]  No, we've been doing it.
[00:03:48]  We did that experiment yesterday, remember?
[00:03:49]  It was, hey, okay, let's try and walk like how John Lennon did.
[00:03:52]  Will you do it now?
[00:03:53]  Yeah, I can do it.
[00:03:54]  Oh my God, the stance?
[00:03:56]  That is a wide stance.
[00:03:57]  Oh, yeah, we're both doing it right now.
[00:03:58]  I'm doing it way better than you, but yeah.
[00:04:00]  Go faster.
[00:04:00]  Go faster.
[00:04:01]  You can't go.
[00:04:02]  No, you need, it's a lazy walk.
[00:04:04]  Yeah, it's a slinky.
[00:04:05]  Oh, my God.
[00:04:06]  Slinky.
[00:04:07]  Look.
[00:04:07]  And that's a picture.
[00:04:08]  Synchronicity.
[00:04:09]  One of these pathetic little street artists has assembled.
[00:04:13]  Well, he's, that's not a.
[00:04:15]  It's a.
[00:04:16]  I'm not sure Liz understands exactly how portraits work.
[00:04:18]  Brace.
[00:04:19]  That is a.
[00:04:20]  Come closer to me.
[00:04:22]  We just saw a street artist portrait of John Lennon out there, too.
[00:04:25]  Who's that?
[00:04:26]  I don't know.
[00:04:26]  I think she was in Mamma Bia.
[00:04:29]  But we are here.
[00:04:31]  We're by the Upper East Side.
[00:04:32]  And Liz, why are we by the Upper East Side?
[00:04:34]  Because we are on a pilgrimage today.
[00:04:36]  We are on a pilgrimage to Epstein's Mount.
[00:04:40]  Yes, his townhouse.
[00:04:43]  Oh, this looks fancy.
[00:04:44]  Oh, this is Tavern on the Green.
[00:04:45]  Oh.
[00:04:46]  It's quite famous.
[00:04:47]  Oh, well.
[00:04:47]  And Carrie Bradshaw fell into the lake here in an episode of Six in the City.
[00:04:51]  Gotta be real with you.
[00:04:52]  Is the green they're referring to this green fucking disgusting lake right here?
[00:04:56]  Yeah, it looks like they should clean that.