Sicario III kicks off with a chaotic dive into extortion’s nuances—delayed threats vs. robbery—before spiraling into global averages (5’3” height, Marlboro Lights dominance) and leg tattoos, where Robo’s Misfits skull hints at dark humor or conspiracy. Liz’s childhood CPR tale ties to past rumors about the hosts’ off-microphone antics, setting a tone of absurdist storytelling wrapped in sharp wit. The episode blends legal nitpicking with surreal tangents, leaving listeners questioning whether chaos or clarity is the real goal. [Automatically generated summary]
I mean, it would be, I would feel miserable doing it.
Yeah.
Not for the guilty conscience.
A man with a conscience can extort.
That's what I always say.
Can you imagine going into a barbershop and being like, give me $1,000?
Or I'll, you know, wait.
Do you know what extortion is?
Yeah, that's extorting.
You go into a store, but they pay you and you don't pay them.
That's extorting.
It's the inverse of shopping.
Yeah, it's anti-shopping.
Sex storing.
Yeah, it's anti-shopping.
You go in there and you're like, listen, I love these fruits.
I love these melons.
Why don't you give them to me?
Actually, no.
Actually, I don't even want your products or your wares.
Give me your money.
Or I'm going to kill you.
This is just stealing.
Well, and also attempted murder.
The difference between robbery and extortion is the extortion, you tell them you're just going to do it like later and they have to do it.
It's like there's like a regularity to it.
It's like if you rob the same store every week.
They got to start buying you more books.
Brace.
Brosos.
What's the second part?
Brosos.
What's that?
I don't know.
I'm just coming up with new names.
Yeah.
Rache or there was a comma there.
Brosos.
Brosos.
Maybe Bracinta.
I feel like that's a diminutive.
Please.
That's the reason I can never learn to speak Spanish because if someone ever called me a fucking diminutive, I would lose my shit.
Why?
They're so cute.
I'm 5'4.
And while that is the global average for height, you know what I've noticed lately?
Women don't like when you insist something is actually the global average.
Why?
Here's my thing.
They really don't like that.
If a man knows what the global average is, it's telling you enough already.
Okay, the global average of cigarettes is Marlboro Lights.
It's the most smoked cigarette in the world.
The global average beverage is water.
It's the most drank water in the world.
The global average for height is 5'3 guys who say they're 5'4.
What do you got?
It's like written on your desk or something.
Close, same type of thing.
I have a tattoo to my leg.
I have a list of global averages for when this comes up.
Hello, everyone.
Hi.
My name is Tyler Durden.
I'm Liz.
Are as always joined by producer Young Chompski.
The podcast you are listening to, in case you forgot, and don't have it tattooed on your leg, is Truvanon.
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
I don't have any leg tattoos.
Yeah, I'm not.
That's not my, I'm not a big fan of that placement.
Yeah, it's a big one is you get the misfit skull on the back of your leg.
I always see that one.
Yeah, on the shin, or no, excuse me, on the calf.
There's an always in the shin.
My buddy saw that would hurt so much, a shin tattoo.
A shin?
Well, yeah, why would you get a shins tattoo?
That's so lame.
Apparently, the drummer for the Misfits, current drummer for the Misfits, former drummer, Black Flag Robo, is you can see what I'm putting up here, monster.
Above the global average.
Way above the global average.
Blue CPR Incident00:01:04
Also, might have been.
Now that I say that, he might have been in a death squad or something, Robo, or maybe he was in a good kind of thing.
It was like the opposite of a death squad.
A life squad where you go around resuscitating people.
Like you and your boys go to restaurants with really hard to eat food and you give CPR to people.
That happened to me once when I was a kid.
Someone gave you CPR?
My dad.
I almost choked on.
We actually, I was actually talking about this the other night.
Yeah, I was in the middle of eating a piece of steak that was too big for little Liz.
And I started to turn blue, and my dad had to give me the hind leg.
It was very scary.
I was like, like, actually, literally joking.
Did he, did it fuck up your ribs?
Like, did it?
I mean, it hurt me.
No, no.
I think because I was so small.
I don't know.
You would still like right under there.
Yeah.
They hadn't, they hadn't, the new ones hadn't grown in yet.
Yeah.
Um, so this is a you remember when we first started, everyone was always like, they're on Coke.