True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 175: Sicario III Aired: 2021-08-12 Duration: 04:58 === Global Extortion Averages (03:53) === [00:00:00] I would never extort anybody. [00:00:02] Well, that's good to know. [00:00:04] Yeah. [00:00:04] I mean, it would be, I would feel miserable doing it. [00:00:07] Yeah. [00:00:08] Not for the guilty conscience. [00:00:10] A man with a conscience can extort. [00:00:13] That's what I always say. [00:00:14] Can you imagine going into a barbershop and being like, give me $1,000? [00:00:20] Or I'll, you know, wait. [00:00:22] Do you know what extortion is? [00:00:23] Yeah, that's extorting. [00:00:26] You go into a store, but they pay you and you don't pay them. [00:00:30] That's extorting. [00:00:33] It's the inverse of shopping. [00:00:35] Yeah, it's anti-shopping. [00:00:36] Sex storing. [00:00:38] Yeah, it's anti-shopping. [00:00:40] You go in there and you're like, listen, I love these fruits. [00:00:42] I love these melons. [00:00:43] Why don't you give them to me? [00:00:44] Actually, no. [00:00:45] Actually, I don't even want your products or your wares. [00:00:48] Give me your money. [00:00:51] Or I'm going to kill you. [00:00:52] This is just stealing. [00:00:54] Well, and also attempted murder. [00:00:55] The difference between robbery and extortion is the extortion, you tell them you're just going to do it like later and they have to do it. [00:01:04] It's like there's like a regularity to it. [00:01:05] It's like if you rob the same store every week. [00:01:07] They got to start buying you more books. [00:01:33] Brace. [00:01:34] Brosos. [00:01:36] What's the second part? [00:01:38] Brosos. [00:01:39] What's that? [00:01:40] I don't know. [00:01:40] I'm just coming up with new names. [00:01:42] Yeah. [00:01:43] Rache or there was a comma there. [00:01:46] Brosos. [00:01:47] Brosos. [00:01:48] Maybe Bracinta. [00:01:52] I feel like that's a diminutive. [00:01:53] Please. [00:01:54] That's the reason I can never learn to speak Spanish because if someone ever called me a fucking diminutive, I would lose my shit. [00:02:00] Why? [00:02:01] They're so cute. [00:02:02] I'm 5'4. [00:02:04] And while that is the global average for height, you know what I've noticed lately? [00:02:09] Women don't like when you insist something is actually the global average. [00:02:15] Why? [00:02:15] Here's my thing. [00:02:16] They really don't like that. [00:02:18] If a man knows what the global average is, it's telling you enough already. [00:02:23] Okay, the global average of cigarettes is Marlboro Lights. [00:02:26] It's the most smoked cigarette in the world. [00:02:28] The global average beverage is water. [00:02:30] It's the most drank water in the world. [00:02:32] The global average for height is 5'3 guys who say they're 5'4. [00:02:37] What do you got? [00:02:37] It's like written on your desk or something. [00:02:40] Close, same type of thing. [00:02:46] I have a tattoo to my leg. [00:02:47] I have a list of global averages for when this comes up. [00:02:50] Hello, everyone. [00:02:51] Hi. [00:02:52] My name is Tyler Durden. [00:02:55] I'm Liz. [00:02:56] Are as always joined by producer Young Chompski. [00:03:00] The podcast you are listening to, in case you forgot, and don't have it tattooed on your leg, is Truvanon. [00:03:07] Hello, everyone. [00:03:08] Hello. [00:03:08] I don't have any leg tattoos. [00:03:10] Yeah, I'm not. [00:03:11] That's not my, I'm not a big fan of that placement. [00:03:15] Yeah, it's a big one is you get the misfit skull on the back of your leg. [00:03:21] I always see that one. [00:03:23] Yeah, on the shin, or no, excuse me, on the calf. [00:03:26] There's an always in the shin. [00:03:28] My buddy saw that would hurt so much, a shin tattoo. [00:03:33] A shin? [00:03:33] Well, yeah, why would you get a shins tattoo? [00:03:36] That's so lame. [00:03:39] Apparently, the drummer for the Misfits, current drummer for the Misfits, former drummer, Black Flag Robo, is you can see what I'm putting up here, monster. [00:03:50] Above the global average. [00:03:51] Way above the global average. === Blue CPR Incident (01:04) === [00:03:53] Also, might have been. [00:03:55] Now that I say that, he might have been in a death squad or something, Robo, or maybe he was in a good kind of thing. [00:04:01] It was like the opposite of a death squad. [00:04:03] A life squad where you go around resuscitating people. [00:04:07] Like you and your boys go to restaurants with really hard to eat food and you give CPR to people. [00:04:12] That happened to me once when I was a kid. [00:04:13] Someone gave you CPR? [00:04:15] My dad. [00:04:16] I almost choked on. [00:04:17] We actually, I was actually talking about this the other night. [00:04:20] Yeah, I was in the middle of eating a piece of steak that was too big for little Liz. [00:04:26] And I started to turn blue, and my dad had to give me the hind leg. [00:04:30] It was very scary. [00:04:31] I was like, like, actually, literally joking. [00:04:34] Did he, did it fuck up your ribs? [00:04:36] Like, did it? [00:04:36] I mean, it hurt me. [00:04:37] No, no. [00:04:38] I think because I was so small. [00:04:39] I don't know. [00:04:40] You would still like right under there. [00:04:42] Yeah. [00:04:44] They hadn't, they hadn't, the new ones hadn't grown in yet. [00:04:46] Yeah. [00:04:48] Um, so this is a you remember when we first started, everyone was always like, they're on Coke. [00:04:58] Yeah.