Liz and Bray’s chaotic intro to True Anon spirals from British accent gags—mixing "Sheila and the Danny" with Australian slang—to Jeffrey Epstein’s name-dropping, then pivots to James Bond, mocking Daniel Craig’s gravitas while praising Pierce Brosnan’s charm (and David Cameron’s resemblance). Between misattributed pop culture references and a producer cameo, they tease Spycops Undercover—a deep dive into undercover police tactics—while accidentally hinting at Tantra before correcting course. The episode promises equal parts absurdity and investigative edge. [Automatically generated summary]
I love that we both started knowing where we were going.
It's the thing is, we do this, baby.
We do this every time that we have a British person on.
And eventually someone's going to actually listen to one of the episodes.
Because I just assume when we interview someone, they don't listen to the episode.
So they don't hear the mentally ill things that we say at the beginning.
What do they like?
What if they hear it and then they go, you know, I got to be on that podcast?
Yeah, yeah, maybe.
All right.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do it.
Fuck.
I can't do it.
I can't.
I'm having performance anxiety.
Okay, I'm going to do it.
All right.
All right.
I'm going to close my eyes and think of England.
Yeah, I'm rooting to Sheila and the Danny.
Yeah?
That's Australia.
I'm getting ready.
That means having sex with a girl in the bathroom, by the way.
That's something I learned in Australia.
I did not do that, but I learned the phrase in Australia in case that ever does happen to you if you're in Warrigal.
British is.
The inquiry.
Sorry.
My houseboy is here.
I must go to the Dunny with him.
The inquiry, however, will begin at Queen o'clock.
That's what I call six, because that's when she has supper.
I've...
That's...
Anyway, that's my British accent.
That's what you mean.
Jeffrey Epstein.
Jeffrey Epstein.
Jeff, Jeff, Jeff.
Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!
I was watching James Bond the other night.
Uh-huh.
Which one?
The, like, one of the ones with Daniel Craig.
Oh, new.
I haven't seen any of those.
Good one's not very good.
Are they supposed to be good?
I have no idea.
I don't know, but the thing I liked about James Bond is that it's kind of goofy.
And Daniel Craig is the least goofy.
There's no goof.
There's no.
I mean, how far of a guy can you get from Sean Cong?
It's too serious.
I mean, well, that was the same thing with the Pierce Brosnan stuff.
It was too much.
Yeah.
Pierce Brosnan looks like David Cameron.
So it's like, I could never.
He absolutely does.
He has the angular nose.
Absolutely does.
David Cameron is way puffier.
He's like a he's like, okay, if you took Pierce Brosnan and you like squatted, you like pressed him down so his face got fat and he was like, you know, like compressed in a compression machine than me.
Yes.
Okay.
So what you're saying is he's like way more handsome.
You think Pierce Brosnan is handsome?
He looks like there's nothing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, he's like in that like typical Hollywood like, and here's my hair kind of way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like Pierce Brosnan was just in GoldenEye and then ended his acting career.
I haven't seen him in anything else.
You know what's a good movie?
Is the one where he steals the painting?
Is that a James Bond movie?
Which one?
Thomas Crown Affair.
Yeah, The Thomas Crown Affair.
Okay.
I've never seen it.
Renee Russo.
Now, that's a name you haven't heard in a while.
I haven't think I've heard that name ever in my life.
She looks actually.
Does she?
Oh, yeah.
In the movie.
You should have been.
Renee Russo.
If you are listening to this podcast, my phone number.
Great hair.
Yeah, I'm sure.
Are you looking at a picture of her or something?
I don't know what the hell you're talking about.
Oh, I'm looking in the picture of my mind.
Oh, yeah, I don't have those.
My mind, people always talk about how they have these internal monologues or like thoughts and stuff.
My mind, there's just nothing in there.
I just talk.
What?
Like, do you think?
Reverse Titanic Talk00:01:06
Okay, hello, everyone.
My name is Liz.
Hey, Bray.
Okay, don't answer.
But yeah, I'm Brace.
We are joined by producer Young Chomsky.
And wait.
Okay, yeah, I'm just really confused now.
But yeah, go on.
What's the podcast?
True Anon.
Hello.
Welcome.
Oh, we're doing.
Okay, yeah.
Sorry.
We're doing True Anon.
Sorry, I thought I was doing the other one.
Hello.
We are taking, come with us.
Get on the steamship with us, my friend.
We're taking the reverse Titanic.
Well, first of all, the Titanic.
The Titantric.
Ew.
We are.
Yeah, we are shorning ourselves of our clothes.
We are putting on soris and we are sitting cross-legged.
And we have a Tantra episode for you today.
Ew, no, we're, no.
I'm really sorry.
No, we don't.
That doesn't.
We actually have an episode that we've been sort of thinking about doing for a while, and it's perfect timing.