True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 122: Spycops Undercover Aired: 2020-12-06 Duration: 04:58 === Pierce's British Accent (03:51) === [00:00:00] I'm not doing it. [00:00:02] I'm not doing it. [00:00:02] Do it. [00:00:03] No, I'm not doing it. [00:00:04] I love that we both started knowing where we were going. [00:00:07] It's the thing is, we do this, baby. [00:00:09] We do this every time that we have a British person on. [00:00:11] And eventually someone's going to actually listen to one of the episodes. [00:00:14] Because I just assume when we interview someone, they don't listen to the episode. [00:00:17] So they don't hear the mentally ill things that we say at the beginning. [00:00:22] What do they like? [00:00:23] What if they hear it and then they go, you know, I got to be on that podcast? [00:00:28] Yeah, yeah, maybe. [00:00:29] All right. [00:00:30] I'm going to do it. [00:00:31] I'm going to do it. [00:00:34] Fuck. [00:00:35] I can't do it. [00:00:35] I can't. [00:00:36] I'm having performance anxiety. [00:00:37] Okay, I'm going to do it. [00:00:38] All right. [00:00:38] All right. [00:00:39] I'm going to close my eyes and think of England. [00:00:44] Yeah, I'm rooting to Sheila and the Danny. [00:00:46] Yeah? [00:00:46] That's Australia. [00:00:47] I'm getting ready. [00:00:48] That means having sex with a girl in the bathroom, by the way. [00:00:50] That's something I learned in Australia. [00:00:51] I did not do that, but I learned the phrase in Australia in case that ever does happen to you if you're in Warrigal. [00:00:57] British is. [00:01:01] The inquiry. [00:01:04] Sorry. [00:01:05] My houseboy is here. [00:01:07] I must go to the Dunny with him. [00:01:11] The inquiry, however, will begin at Queen o'clock. [00:01:15] That's what I call six, because that's when she has supper. [00:01:20] I've... [00:01:22] That's... [00:01:22] Anyway, that's my British accent. [00:01:25] That's what you mean. [00:01:27] Jeffrey Epstein. [00:01:31] Jeffrey Epstein. [00:01:40] Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. [00:01:41] Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh! [00:01:54] I was watching James Bond the other night. [00:01:56] Uh-huh. [00:01:57] Which one? [00:01:57] The, like, one of the ones with Daniel Craig. [00:02:01] Oh, new. [00:02:02] I haven't seen any of those. [00:02:03] Good one's not very good. [00:02:04] Are they supposed to be good? [00:02:05] I have no idea. [00:02:06] I don't know, but the thing I liked about James Bond is that it's kind of goofy. [00:02:10] And Daniel Craig is the least goofy. [00:02:12] There's no goof. [00:02:13] There's no. [00:02:14] I mean, how far of a guy can you get from Sean Cong? [00:02:17] It's too serious. [00:02:18] I mean, well, that was the same thing with the Pierce Brosnan stuff. [00:02:20] It was too much. [00:02:21] Yeah. [00:02:22] Pierce Brosnan looks like David Cameron. [00:02:24] So it's like, I could never. [00:02:27] He absolutely does. [00:02:28] He has the angular nose. [00:02:30] Absolutely does. [00:02:31] David Cameron is way puffier. [00:02:33] He's like a he's like, okay, if you took Pierce Brosnan and you like squatted, you like pressed him down so his face got fat and he was like, you know, like compressed in a compression machine than me. [00:02:43] Yes. [00:02:44] Okay. [00:02:45] So what you're saying is he's like way more handsome. [00:02:48] You think Pierce Brosnan is handsome? [00:02:50] He looks like there's nothing. [00:02:52] Yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:02:53] No, he's like in that like typical Hollywood like, and here's my hair kind of way. [00:02:57] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [00:03:00] I feel like Pierce Brosnan was just in GoldenEye and then ended his acting career. [00:03:04] I haven't seen him in anything else. [00:03:05] You know what's a good movie? [00:03:06] Is the one where he steals the painting? [00:03:10] Is that a James Bond movie? [00:03:11] Which one? [00:03:11] Thomas Crown Affair. [00:03:12] Yeah, The Thomas Crown Affair. [00:03:15] Okay. [00:03:15] I've never seen it. [00:03:18] Renee Russo. [00:03:19] Now, that's a name you haven't heard in a while. [00:03:21] I haven't think I've heard that name ever in my life. [00:03:23] She looks actually. [00:03:24] Does she? [00:03:25] Oh, yeah. [00:03:26] In the movie. [00:03:27] You should have been. [00:03:27] Renee Russo. [00:03:28] If you are listening to this podcast, my phone number. [00:03:31] Great hair. [00:03:33] Yeah, I'm sure. [00:03:34] Are you looking at a picture of her or something? [00:03:36] I don't know what the hell you're talking about. [00:03:37] Oh, I'm looking in the picture of my mind. [00:03:39] Oh, yeah, I don't have those. [00:03:40] My mind, people always talk about how they have these internal monologues or like thoughts and stuff. [00:03:44] My mind, there's just nothing in there. [00:03:46] I just talk. [00:03:48] What? [00:03:48] Like, do you think? === Reverse Titanic Talk (01:06) === [00:03:51] Okay, hello, everyone. [00:03:52] My name is Liz. [00:03:54] Hey, Bray. [00:03:56] Okay, don't answer. [00:03:57] But yeah, I'm Brace. [00:03:58] We are joined by producer Young Chomsky. [00:04:01] And wait. [00:04:03] Okay, yeah, I'm just really confused now. [00:04:05] But yeah, go on. [00:04:07] What's the podcast? [00:04:09] True Anon. [00:04:10] Hello. [00:04:10] Welcome. [00:04:11] Oh, we're doing. [00:04:12] Okay, yeah. [00:04:12] Sorry. [00:04:12] We're doing True Anon. [00:04:13] Sorry, I thought I was doing the other one. [00:04:15] Hello. [00:04:16] We are taking, come with us. [00:04:18] Get on the steamship with us, my friend. [00:04:23] We're taking the reverse Titanic. [00:04:26] Well, first of all, the Titanic. [00:04:32] The Titantric. [00:04:34] Ew. [00:04:35] We are. [00:04:36] Yeah, we are shorning ourselves of our clothes. [00:04:40] We are putting on soris and we are sitting cross-legged. [00:04:43] And we have a Tantra episode for you today. [00:04:46] Ew, no, we're, no. [00:04:48] I'm really sorry. [00:04:49] No, we don't. [00:04:50] That doesn't. [00:04:51] We actually have an episode that we've been sort of thinking about doing for a while, and it's perfect timing.