Liz and Brace of Truanon dissect the Gillan deposition (April 22, 2016), weaving in absurdity—like a fake "Degay Pussy Ada" badge—before debating citizen’s arrests as de facto kidnapping, citing Ted Cruz’s alleged role. Their wine-fueled, Skittles-addled banter escalates from "third locations" to Clinton-Lewinsky jokes, framing legal gray areas through chaotic humor before diving into the deposition’s implications. [Automatically generated summary]
Is like, who has like, what's like the least amount of effort I have to get, like, put in to get like a badge and power of arrest.
I mean, I can make you one.
Really?
Yeah, sure.
Why not?
Oh, I would absolutely do that.
What do you want it to say?
I would like it to say deputy.
Also, well, all right, depending on how big the badge is, oversized sheriff badge is fine.
If you could do D-A underscore G-A-Y underscore P-U-S-S-A-Y underscore E-A-T-A-H, Degay Pussy Ada.
If you could do that, that's not a test.
Yeah, deputy de gay pussy eta.
It's an ethnic name.
He's from like the Romania.
Oh my God.
I thought it stood for district attorney pussy eater.
Yes, yeah.
Well, I was, I was one time me and fuck, I can't remember who it was, but me and one of the boys were walking in the mission drinking brewskis a long time ago, and a guy pulls up on his bike and tries to citizens arrest us for open containers.
No way.
Yeah, absolutely.
Wait, didn't someone just do a citizen's arrest?
Or like it came out that they was, it was like Ted Cruz or someone did a citizen's arrest?
Some fucking wacko like that.
I believe you're correct.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's it's citizens arrest is literally just kidnapping, which do not get me started on how kidnapping should basically be legal.
Right, okay.
Yeah, I don't want to get you started on that.
Imagine if like, like that's the new rule and Ted Cruz is just citizens arresting slash kidnapping everyone.
Well, the thing is, kidnapping, all right, so kidnapping seems to be illegal if the person isn't committing a crime.
But if the person is committing a crime, it's okay to kidnap them.
That's like, that's what I get from.
How is the citizens arrest kidnapping?
Oh, I guess because you arrest them citizenly and then take them to a second location.
That's basically kidnapping.
Exactly.
And like people give me a lot of shit about second location stuff.
Right, right.
And it's like, okay, yes, but like I'm doing crime prevention.
You know, my rule is never follow pretty much anyone to a second location.
That's old news, baby.
Today in 2020, it's third location.
Never go to the third location with them.
Second's final.
Never the after party.
After the party is the after party.
And after the party, oh, is the hotel lobby.
Never go to the hotel lobby.
Never go to the hotel lobby.
If you do go to the hotel lobby, just be safe, be cool, and be aware.
It's the remix to Bill Clinton, getting dome in the kitchen.
Mama, keep rolling that body.
You are going to inject Adrina Cormitian.
I was going to say, you are going to prison.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Sorry.
So, for listeners, little behind the scenes thing here.
I have been traveling all day and I ate a big bag of Skittles.
And so I feel, and that's it.
And so I feel fucked up and crazy right now.
We are, because Brace was traveling all day, we're recording later.
And for me, it's even later because I'm on a different coast than Brace.
And I'll say, I had a glass of wine before recording.
Really?
Yeah.
Usually you save your wine for like when we do the outros and stuff like that.
That's not true.
I thought you were going to say, usually you whine during all of it.
Liz, baby, that is what I was saying.
I was just saying you wine during a little bit of it.
I know.
It was a little ambivalent.
Fuck it.
My name is Brace.
Yeah, I'm Liz.
This is Young Chomsky.
He's on the mic because we're back.
By the way, this is the podcast Truanon.
Hello.
Welcome.
But we're back because we got more Gillan deposition to go through.
Yeah, we have unleashed the beast.
We have all come out the cage and we are ready to essentially help you understand what the fuck is going on in this deposition.
If you have not listened to episode one of this little two-episode duo, you should do that now because this will make less sense if you haven't.
And to be honest, I don't really want to go through all the things about who's, you know, the court case and stuff.