True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 113: I Wouldn't Describe a Sex Toy Pt. 2
Aired: 2020-10-31
Duration: 04:58


=== Why We Left Go (04:57) ===

[00:00:00]  So how do you go about getting deputized?
[00:00:04]  Formally or informally?
[00:00:06]  Well, that's my question.
[00:00:07]  Is like, who has like, what's like the least amount of effort I have to get, like, put in to get like a badge and power of arrest.
[00:00:16]  I mean, I can make you one.
[00:00:19]  Really?
[00:00:20]  Yeah, sure.
[00:00:21]  Why not?
[00:00:21]  Oh, I would absolutely do that.
[00:00:23]  What do you want it to say?
[00:00:25]  I would like it to say deputy.
[00:00:28]  Also, well, all right, depending on how big the badge is, oversized sheriff badge is fine.
[00:00:33]  If you could do D-A underscore G-A-Y underscore P-U-S-S-A-Y underscore E-A-T-A-H, Degay Pussy Ada.
[00:00:46]  If you could do that, that's not a test.
[00:00:49]  Yeah, deputy de gay pussy eta.
[00:00:52]  It's an ethnic name.
[00:00:54]  He's from like the Romania.
[00:00:58]  Oh my God.
[00:00:59]  I thought it stood for district attorney pussy eater.
[00:01:03]  Yes, yeah.
[00:01:03]  Well, I was, I was one time me and fuck, I can't remember who it was, but me and one of the boys were walking in the mission drinking brewskis a long time ago, and a guy pulls up on his bike and tries to citizens arrest us for open containers.
[00:01:16]  No way.
[00:01:17]  Yeah, absolutely.
[00:01:19]  Wait, didn't someone just do a citizen's arrest?
[00:01:21]  Or like it came out that they was, it was like Ted Cruz or someone did a citizen's arrest?
[00:01:26]  Some fucking wacko like that.
[00:01:28]  I believe you're correct.
[00:01:29]  Yeah.
[00:01:29]  Yeah.
[00:01:30]  It's it's citizens arrest is literally just kidnapping, which do not get me started on how kidnapping should basically be legal.
[00:01:37]  Right, okay.
[00:01:39]  Yeah, I don't want to get you started on that.
[00:01:42]  Imagine if like, like that's the new rule and Ted Cruz is just citizens arresting slash kidnapping everyone.
[00:01:49]  Well, the thing is, kidnapping, all right, so kidnapping seems to be illegal if the person isn't committing a crime.
[00:01:55]  But if the person is committing a crime, it's okay to kidnap them.
[00:01:59]  That's like, that's what I get from.
[00:02:00]  How is the citizens arrest kidnapping?
[00:02:02]  Oh, I guess because you arrest them citizenly and then take them to a second location.
[00:02:07]  That's basically kidnapping.
[00:02:08]  Exactly.
[00:02:09]  And like people give me a lot of shit about second location stuff.
[00:02:13]  Right, right.
[00:02:14]  And it's like, okay, yes, but like I'm doing crime prevention.
[00:02:18]  You know, my rule is never follow pretty much anyone to a second location.
[00:02:24]  That's old news, baby.
[00:02:25]  Today in 2020, it's third location.
[00:02:28]  Never go to the third location with them.
[00:02:30]  Second's final.
[00:02:31]  Never the after party.
[00:02:33]  After the party is the after party.
[00:02:35]  And after the party, oh, is the hotel lobby.
[00:02:37]  Never go to the hotel lobby.
[00:02:38]  Never go to the hotel lobby.
[00:02:39]  If you do go to the hotel lobby, just be safe, be cool, and be aware.
[00:03:10]  It's the remix to Bill Clinton, getting dome in the kitchen.
[00:03:15]  Mama, keep rolling that body.
[00:03:17]  You are going to inject Adrina Cormitian.
[00:03:22]  I was going to say, you are going to prison.
[00:03:25]  Oh, yeah, yeah.
[00:03:26]  Sorry.
[00:03:27]  So, for listeners, little behind the scenes thing here.
[00:03:30]  I have been traveling all day and I ate a big bag of Skittles.
[00:03:35]  And so I feel, and that's it.
[00:03:38]  And so I feel fucked up and crazy right now.
[00:03:42]  We are, because Brace was traveling all day, we're recording later.
[00:03:45]  And for me, it's even later because I'm on a different coast than Brace.
[00:03:49]  And I'll say, I had a glass of wine before recording.
[00:03:53]  Really?
[00:03:53]  Yeah.
[00:03:54]  Usually you save your wine for like when we do the outros and stuff like that.
[00:04:00]  That's not true.
[00:04:01]  I thought you were going to say, usually you whine during all of it.
[00:04:05]  Liz, baby, that is what I was saying.
[00:04:06]  I was just saying you wine during a little bit of it.
[00:04:10]  I know.
[00:04:11]  It was a little ambivalent.
[00:04:14]  Fuck it.
[00:04:15]  My name is Brace.
[00:04:16]  Yeah, I'm Liz.
[00:04:17]  This is Young Chomsky.
[00:04:19]  He's on the mic because we're back.
[00:04:21]  By the way, this is the podcast Truanon.
[00:04:23]  Hello.
[00:04:23]  Welcome.
[00:04:25]  But we're back because we got more Gillan deposition to go through.
[00:04:30]  Yeah, we have unleashed the beast.
[00:04:33]  We have all come out the cage and we are ready to essentially help you understand what the fuck is going on in this deposition.
[00:04:40]  If you have not listened to episode one of this little two-episode duo, you should do that now because this will make less sense if you haven't.
[00:04:49]  And to be honest, I don't really want to go through all the things about who's, you know, the court case and stuff.
[00:04:54]  We already did that.
[00:04:55]  This is from April 22nd, 2016.