Liz and Brace kick off with hunger-strike humor—"night eggs" fads and bedside lint-roller essentials—before pivoting to Palantir’s Peter Thiel in The Dork Enlightenment, teasing a deep dive into his tech empire. The episode blends absurdity (pretend-texting habits) with sharp analysis, setting up Noah Colwyn’s critique of Silicon Valley’s dystopian undercurrents. [Automatically generated summary]
I'm really hungry, baby, so I'm not going to be funny for this.
You know what?
I'm hungry too.
Yeah, I'm on strike.
What should I eat?
Are you on hunger strike?
Yeah.
Well, so listen, if you can be like, I know I've talked about this on the show before, but this is a good thing.
Are you doing your intermittent fasting bit?
If you can do the fucking, if you can call just not eating breakfast intermittent fasting, then I get to call me being hungry and being grumpy intermittent hunger strike.
The same lie.
So it's just like you're going on strike for periods and then you're breaking strike and then you're going.
Exactly.
So you call it in the morning, you have break strike.
Exactly.
Yeah, exactly.
I cross the picket line to my kitchen and eat several hard-boiled eggs that I've made throughout.
At the beginning of the month, I boil about 300 eggs.
And then I kind of just keep them around my kitchen like Easter eggs.
Like I remember salt jar.
Wait, do you remember the thing about night eggs?
No, what?
No.
What?
Wait.
Was it a tweet or a piece?
I can't remember if it was a tweet or like, or like an article or something.
Let me know.
It's like women have been laying eggs in the night now.
No, no.
It was, it's gross, sir.
It was like some woman was saying that she kept, she got hungry in the middle of the night and she kept peeled hard-boiled eggs next to her bed and she would eat them and she called it night eggs.
Jesus.
Most women I found just keep Italo Calvino books, a lamp, and some like crystals next to their bed.
This is, this is, I don't know if this is an evolution or a devolution.
You want to know what I got on my bedside table right now?
I got a magazine.
I got a lint roller and I got a some Neosporin.
I keep them there at all times.
Sounds lovely.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I gotta, it's the, yeah.
It's, it's, I found that it's a real show of dominance when you have, when you have not being funny anymore.
You're too hungry to be funny.
I'm too hungry.
I can't do it anymore.
You know what?
Cue the intro, all right.
So I ate some more of my pubic hair and I am now full and i'm ready to do the actual intro now.
Okay.
Well, hello, everyone.
That was disgusting.
I'm Liz.
I thought it was pretty good.
I'm Brace and we are joined by producer Young Chomsky.
This is the podcast Truan On podcast available on Apple, iTunes, podcast apps.
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Why Another App?00:02:02
Why do people use different ones?
I don't know.
I just use the one that comes with.
Me too.
It's like when you see somebody has exactly, you see somebody's got like another like internet thing on their phone.
It's like, what?
How did you do that?
Also, it's not even how did you do it.
It's like, were you that bothered?
What's wrong with the one that comes with?
Just go with the...
What?
You care that much about your applications?
How many podcasts are you listening to?
Well, I shouldn't ask that.
What are you doing on your phone?
What's going on there?
You know what I do?
Is I what I do is if someone's texting me, I go into there and I type a bunch of stuff so it looks like I'm texting them back and then I don't send it.
So they're like, what was he going to say?
That's so awful.
Yeah, people love that one.
Or I say hold up.
You really are Dennis the Menace.
If you search my phone for hold up, there are thousands of people that I've just ended conversation with.
You fucking said that to me, you asshole.
Well, yeah, I know.
I actually do.
Well, because I can text for like five minutes and I have to do something now.
I don't understand how text is supposed to work.
Because if you're texting, you have to look at your phone the whole time.
But if like, if I'm having like a conversation with someone over text, then I have to look at my phone for like 30 minutes.
Yeah.
Straight.
Yeah.
People like looking at their phones.
I just assumed you had like another way to do that.
No.
Okay.
So last week we talked about Palantir with Noah Colwyn.
And if you got to the end of the episode, you realized that we had more to talk about.
And so welcome.
That's this episode.
We are calling this the dork enlightenment.
Apparently that, yeah, that's what we're calling it.
And Noah Colwyn is back to talk about the man, the myth, the legend, Peter Thiel.