True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 107: The Dork Enlightenment Aired: 2020-10-13 Duration: 04:59 === Intermittent Hunger Strike (02:56) === [00:00:00] I'm really hungry, baby, so I'm not going to be funny for this. [00:00:05] You know what? [00:00:06] I'm hungry too. [00:00:07] Yeah, I'm on strike. [00:00:09] What should I eat? [00:00:09] Are you on hunger strike? [00:00:11] Yeah. [00:00:12] Well, so listen, if you can be like, I know I've talked about this on the show before, but this is a good thing. [00:00:18] Are you doing your intermittent fasting bit? [00:00:20] If you can do the fucking, if you can call just not eating breakfast intermittent fasting, then I get to call me being hungry and being grumpy intermittent hunger strike. [00:00:32] The same lie. [00:00:32] So it's just like you're going on strike for periods and then you're breaking strike and then you're going. [00:00:37] Exactly. [00:00:38] So you call it in the morning, you have break strike. [00:00:41] Exactly. [00:00:42] Yeah, exactly. [00:00:43] I cross the picket line to my kitchen and eat several hard-boiled eggs that I've made throughout. [00:00:49] At the beginning of the month, I boil about 300 eggs. [00:00:53] And then I kind of just keep them around my kitchen like Easter eggs. [00:00:56] Like I remember salt jar. [00:00:58] Wait, do you remember the thing about night eggs? [00:01:01] No, what? [00:01:02] No. [00:01:03] What? [00:01:04] Wait. [00:01:05] Was it a tweet or a piece? [00:01:07] I can't remember if it was a tweet or like, or like an article or something. [00:01:12] Let me know. [00:01:12] It's like women have been laying eggs in the night now. [00:01:15] No, no. [00:01:15] It was, it's gross, sir. [00:01:17] It was like some woman was saying that she kept, she got hungry in the middle of the night and she kept peeled hard-boiled eggs next to her bed and she would eat them and she called it night eggs. [00:01:32] Jesus. [00:01:33] Most women I found just keep Italo Calvino books, a lamp, and some like crystals next to their bed. [00:01:40] This is, this is, I don't know if this is an evolution or a devolution. [00:01:44] You want to know what I got on my bedside table right now? [00:01:46] I got a magazine. [00:01:48] I got a lint roller and I got a some Neosporin. [00:01:53] I keep them there at all times. [00:01:56] Sounds lovely. [00:01:57] Yeah. [00:01:57] Yeah. [00:01:57] Well, I gotta, it's the, yeah. [00:01:59] It's, it's, I found that it's a real show of dominance when you have, when you have not being funny anymore. [00:02:07] You're too hungry to be funny. [00:02:09] I'm too hungry. [00:02:09] I can't do it anymore. [00:02:10] You know what? [00:02:11] Cue the intro, all right. [00:02:35] So I ate some more of my pubic hair and I am now full and i'm ready to do the actual intro now. [00:02:42] Okay. [00:02:42] Well, hello, everyone. [00:02:43] That was disgusting. [00:02:44] I'm Liz. [00:02:46] I thought it was pretty good. [00:02:47] I'm Brace and we are joined by producer Young Chomsky. [00:02:50] This is the podcast Truan On podcast available on Apple, iTunes, podcast apps. [00:02:55] Also Stitcher. === Why Another App? (02:02) === [00:02:57] Why do people use different ones? [00:02:59] I don't know. [00:03:00] I just use the one that comes with. [00:03:02] Me too. [00:03:03] It's like when you see somebody has exactly, you see somebody's got like another like internet thing on their phone. [00:03:08] It's like, what? [00:03:09] How did you do that? [00:03:11] Also, it's not even how did you do it. [00:03:13] It's like, were you that bothered? [00:03:15] What's wrong with the one that comes with? [00:03:17] Just go with the... [00:03:18] What? [00:03:19] You care that much about your applications? [00:03:22] How many podcasts are you listening to? [00:03:24] Well, I shouldn't ask that. [00:03:25] What are you doing on your phone? [00:03:27] What's going on there? [00:03:28] You know what I do? [00:03:30] Is I what I do is if someone's texting me, I go into there and I type a bunch of stuff so it looks like I'm texting them back and then I don't send it. [00:03:40] So they're like, what was he going to say? [00:03:43] That's so awful. [00:03:44] Yeah, people love that one. [00:03:46] Or I say hold up. [00:03:48] You really are Dennis the Menace. [00:03:50] If you search my phone for hold up, there are thousands of people that I've just ended conversation with. [00:03:55] You fucking said that to me, you asshole. [00:03:57] Well, yeah, I know. [00:03:58] I actually do. [00:03:58] Well, because I can text for like five minutes and I have to do something now. [00:04:01] I don't understand how text is supposed to work. [00:04:03] Because if you're texting, you have to look at your phone the whole time. [00:04:06] But if like, if I'm having like a conversation with someone over text, then I have to look at my phone for like 30 minutes. [00:04:12] Yeah. [00:04:13] Straight. [00:04:14] Yeah. [00:04:15] People like looking at their phones. [00:04:16] I just assumed you had like another way to do that. [00:04:19] No. [00:04:20] Okay. [00:04:20] So last week we talked about Palantir with Noah Colwyn. [00:04:25] And if you got to the end of the episode, you realized that we had more to talk about. [00:04:30] And so welcome. [00:04:30] That's this episode. [00:04:33] We are calling this the dork enlightenment. [00:04:39] Apparently that, yeah, that's what we're calling it. [00:04:41] And Noah Colwyn is back to talk about the man, the myth, the legend, Peter Thiel. [00:04:49] So let me do it this time. [00:04:51] So let's just, let's just start it right here. [00:04:53] You like that? [00:04:55] Yeah, let's get to it. [00:04:56] What? [00:04:57] What? [00:04:57] No! [00:04:57] No! [00:04:58] Hold on! [00:04:58] No!