Episode 93’s Syria II opens with a provocative "hate hard campaign" framing—Einstein’s love quote twisted into a defense of critics—before spiraling into chaotic, rapid-fire interruptions: Liz and Dennis Miller trade insults ("Dr. Mohawk," "asshole"), mock threats, and absurd tangents like fictional Canadian Jewish "Rebeccas" with dietary restrictions, all while the host claims Liz is always about to speak, collapsing into a meta-comedy of control and chaos that blurs performance art and genuine friction. [Automatically generated summary]
I feel like lately everyone's been pretty okay with us.
No one's really been angry at our podcast for any reason.
I feel like, okay.
It's probably been a bird month.
Yeah, but you know, the chickens, the chickens squawk, you know, the birds lay eggs, but you know, I'm asleep in bed.
Right.
But let's let's, I feel like, um, I feel like we should change that.
You want to provoke some fights?
Yeah.
So I have what's called BPD.
That's.
Okay.
Never mind.
Yeah.
Borderline pimping dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it's like, I'm like right on the edge of big pimping.
And it's going to get there someday.
Well, so like, I don't have a lot of love in my life, but I do love, I do, like, you know, I tend not to like leave my domicile, but I love my haters.
And one thing I haven't really been gaining lately is more haters.
And so I haven't really been able to gain love.
And if you gain, if you can't gain love, Einstein said this, if you can't gain love, then what do you really gain?
That's profound.
And so this is your hate hard campaign.
Yeah, exactly.
Yes.
Yes on hate campaign.
And I think I'm workshopping a couple of these.
You know, we got to figure out what we're talking about in the episode today, but I was thinking like we could do two things.
My number one instinct is just to end the podcast.
Well, I don't think we should do that.
Yeah, well, I know you wouldn't think that, but like me and my friend Rebecca have been doing some recordings too.
And I know I've joked about some records.
There's no Rebecca.
There's not only one Rebecca, there's two Rebecca's, Liz.
There are not two Rebecca's.
Uh-huh.
And they both spell with a K.
This is fake news.
It's actually real opinion.
No.
Do they live in Canada?
Did you?
I'm not telling you where they live.
I'm going to tell you where they live.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to tell you where a pair of beautiful podcastestres that I picked up on Craig's Listellino live.
So you can go there and cut their vocal cords.
I would never do that.
Cool world.
Cool.
You know me.
I'd probably show up with like a cake and be like, hey, so I baked this for you.
Maybe we could talk about you not starting this podcast with Braze.
Do not, do not bake these people cakes.
They are both highly.
So I don't know if you can tell by the name.
Rebecca, like me, they're Jewish and they have a lot of dietary restrictions.
Oh my gosh.
So if you bake them a cake, that's actually worse than mutilating them.
That's killing them.
Welcome to Truanar.
Sorry, Liz was about to talk and then I did that.
No, it was fine.
I was about to say hello.
Oh.
Well, the good thing about having a camera on here is I can tell when you're like going towards the mic to speak.
And so, listeners, here's a little fun fact.
Behind the curtain here, whenever I speak at any point during this podcast, under any circumstances, Liz is actually about to speak and I'm interrupting her.
Yeah, this is a nice little bit he does.
Little cool bit he does.
Wait, you don't just interrupt with the same thing that I'm doing.
You don't just interrupt with the same thing that.
No, go ahead.
Go ahead.
I'm so sorry.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
All right, everyone.
Speak, speak, speak.
Dennis the Menace over here.
Bad boy Bris Belden.
I'm Liz.
We are joined by Dennis Miller.
Yes, Dennis the Miller.
The king of references.
And I don't know if I finished my sentence before I was rudely interrupted, but we were joined by Dr. Mohawk now you're interrupted.
Whoa, again?
That's what we're doing now.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Have the tables turned?
A table's about to get overturned.
Put the gun down.
You can't even see what I have in my hand.
I could have anything you want.
You could reach for the drawer.
I could see you when you reached for the drawer.
Baby, we've been doing this over a year.
You think I don't know what you're doing?
These are my extra pair of glasses that I'm putting outside of my regular ones so I can see what an asshole you.