True Anon Truth Feed - [PREVIEW] Episode 93: Syria II
Aired: 2020-08-24
Duration: 04:58


=== Rebecca's Secret Plan (04:58) ===

[00:00:00]  Well Liz, I have an idea.
[00:00:04]  Lay it on me.
[00:00:07]  I feel like lately everyone's been pretty okay with us.
[00:00:11]  No one's really been angry at our podcast for any reason.
[00:00:16]  I feel like, okay.
[00:00:18]  It's probably been a bird month.
[00:00:20]  Yeah, but you know, the chickens, the chickens squawk, you know, the birds lay eggs, but you know, I'm asleep in bed.
[00:00:28]  Right.
[00:00:28]  But let's let's, I feel like, um, I feel like we should change that.
[00:00:37]  You want to provoke some fights?
[00:00:41]  Yeah.
[00:00:42]  So I have what's called BPD.
[00:00:46]  That's.
[00:00:47]  Okay.
[00:00:48]  Never mind.
[00:00:49]  Yeah.
[00:00:49]  Borderline pimping dude.
[00:00:51]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:00:53]  And it's like, I'm like right on the edge of big pimping.
[00:00:57]  And it's going to get there someday.
[00:01:00]  Well, so like, I don't have a lot of love in my life, but I do love, I do, like, you know, I tend not to like leave my domicile, but I love my haters.
[00:01:12]  And one thing I haven't really been gaining lately is more haters.
[00:01:17]  And so I haven't really been able to gain love.
[00:01:19]  And if you gain, if you can't gain love, Einstein said this, if you can't gain love, then what do you really gain?
[00:01:26]  That's profound.
[00:01:28]  And so this is your hate hard campaign.
[00:01:31]  Yeah, exactly.
[00:01:32]  Yes.
[00:01:32]  Yes on hate campaign.
[00:01:36]  And I think I'm workshopping a couple of these.
[00:01:40]  You know, we got to figure out what we're talking about in the episode today, but I was thinking like we could do two things.
[00:01:45]  My number one instinct is just to end the podcast.
[00:01:48]  Well, I don't think we should do that.
[00:01:50]  Yeah, well, I know you wouldn't think that, but like me and my friend Rebecca have been doing some recordings too.
[00:01:57]  And I know I've joked about some records.
[00:01:58]  There's no Rebecca.
[00:02:00]  There's not only one Rebecca, there's two Rebecca's, Liz.
[00:02:03]  There are not two Rebecca's.
[00:02:05]  Uh-huh.
[00:02:06]  And they both spell with a K.
[00:02:08]  This is fake news.
[00:02:10]  It's actually real opinion.
[00:02:13]  No.
[00:02:14]  Do they live in Canada?
[00:02:15]  Did you?
[00:02:16]  I'm not telling you where they live.
[00:02:17]  I'm going to tell you where they live.
[00:02:20]  I'm sorry.
[00:02:21]  I'm going to tell you where a pair of beautiful podcastestres that I picked up on Craig's Listellino live.
[00:02:29]  So you can go there and cut their vocal cords.
[00:02:32]  I would never do that.
[00:02:34]  Cool world.
[00:02:35]  Cool.
[00:02:36]  You know me.
[00:02:37]  I'd probably show up with like a cake and be like, hey, so I baked this for you.
[00:02:42]  Maybe we could talk about you not starting this podcast with Braze.
[00:02:46]  Do not, do not bake these people cakes.
[00:02:48]  They are both highly.
[00:02:50]  So I don't know if you can tell by the name.
[00:02:52]  Rebecca, like me, they're Jewish and they have a lot of dietary restrictions.
[00:02:55]  Oh my gosh.
[00:02:56]  So if you bake them a cake, that's actually worse than mutilating them.
[00:03:00]  That's killing them.
[00:03:25]  Welcome to Truanar.
[00:03:28]  Sorry, Liz was about to talk and then I did that.
[00:03:30]  No, it was fine.
[00:03:31]  I was about to say hello.
[00:03:33]  Oh.
[00:03:33]  Well, the good thing about having a camera on here is I can tell when you're like going towards the mic to speak.
[00:03:38]  And so, listeners, here's a little fun fact.
[00:03:41]  Behind the curtain here, whenever I speak at any point during this podcast, under any circumstances, Liz is actually about to speak and I'm interrupting her.
[00:03:49]  Yeah, this is a nice little bit he does.
[00:03:52]  Little cool bit he does.
[00:03:54]  Wait, you don't just interrupt with the same thing that I'm doing.
[00:03:57]  You don't just interrupt with the same thing that.
[00:04:00]  No, go ahead.
[00:04:01]  Go ahead.
[00:04:01]  I'm so sorry.
[00:04:02]  Go ahead.
[00:04:02]  Go ahead.
[00:04:04]  All right, everyone.
[00:04:05]  Speak, speak, speak.
[00:04:08]  Dennis the Menace over here.
[00:04:11]  Bad boy Bris Belden.
[00:04:13]  I'm Liz.
[00:04:15]  We are joined by Dennis Miller.
[00:04:18]  Yes, Dennis the Miller.
[00:04:20]  The king of references.
[00:04:25]  And I don't know if I finished my sentence before I was rudely interrupted, but we were joined by Dr. Mohawk now you're interrupted.
[00:04:30]  Whoa, again?
[00:04:34]  That's what we're doing now.
[00:04:35]  Oh, I'm sorry.
[00:04:36]  Have the tables turned?
[00:04:39]  A table's about to get overturned.
[00:04:42]  Put the gun down.
[00:04:44]  You can't even see what I have in my hand.
[00:04:46]  I could have anything you want.
[00:04:47]  You could reach for the drawer.
[00:04:48]  I could see you when you reached for the drawer.
[00:04:50]  Baby, we've been doing this over a year.
[00:04:52]  You think I don't know what you're doing?
[00:04:54]  These are my extra pair of glasses that I'm putting outside of my regular ones so I can see what an asshole you.