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Women Online Simps
00:03:41
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| Okay, so let me ask you this. | |
| Congratulations on your child, of course. | |
| So that was 14 years ago now. | |
| All right. | |
| Time travel. | |
| Congratulations. | |
| We're back. | |
| Now, as a woman online, what is your experience of men as a whole? | |
| Well, I have a tiny YouTube channel and I write and edit books. | |
| And because of because of that, for about seven years now, because of that, what I have seen, and I work in comics, so there's a lot of male viewers. | |
| There's a lot of men. | |
| And they tend to be simps, which I hate. | |
| Okay, so tell me how you, like, how do you know? | |
| I'm not disagreeing with you, but what are the signs? | |
| Help us understand, classify, and identify the common male simp. | |
| Well, the simp is someone who will do anything for you despite anything you do. | |
| It's just this push economy of like, I'd love to help you move. | |
| You go skiing. | |
| I'll drop you off. | |
| Like just this offer of constant resources with no expectation or desire for reciprocity. | |
| And they tend to flatter a lot. | |
| But if you are, if you're a woman and you want to be, to feed into those sims, then your time online is really easy. | |
| It's really easy to be a woman online if you give into the sims. | |
| It's so much harder to, and I'm not saying that to be like, oh, poor me. | |
| But because I'm not doing what I do for money, I'm not doing it for attention. | |
| Wait, you don't do what you do, you mean online. | |
| You mean, but you, you have a job that pays. | |
| You're just talking about like your activities online? | |
| Yeah, well, I'm a stay-at-home married homeschool mom. | |
| So okay, got it, got it. | |
| So you're online for a course or for connection, but not for money. | |
| Okay. | |
| Yeah. | |
| And the stuff I do for money online is like supplemental fun time income. | |
| So I guess I'm lucky in that maybe. | |
| But if you are a woman who wants to show virtue online, who doesn't want to play into the simpage, it's a million times harder than it is to just play into the simps because all these little thoughts women. | |
| Sorry, thought women? | |
| Yeah, T-H-O-T. | |
| It means that hoe over there. | |
| Yeah, yeah. | |
| I know the acronym. | |
| I've been accused of thought control myself, and I just wanted to make sure I understood it. | |
| Okay, so go ahead. | |
| Sorry. | |
| All of those women tend to gather in blocks and they'll attack you if you so much as say, like I got a huge amount of hate from a small group of people who have a lot of sim followers because I said, oh, this person only lets women on who if they'll show their kids. | |
| Like this, this person only lets women on if they'll do jumping jacks on stream. | |
| And they'll call it like, oh, we're doing it for physical purposes, you know, like we're working out. | |
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Flattery or Force
00:01:12
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| And it's like, no one believes that. | |
| And I'm not going to debase myself and embarrass my family, embarrass my legacy just for some use. | |
| No, and listen, I don't want to debase the audience or myself by asking for the name of this channel. | |
| You can just DM that to me after the show. | |
| But sorry, go on. | |
| Okay. | |
| Well, these women get really mad when you say that. | |
| And then their simps will fight on behalf of them. | |
| And that gets, it's not scary because it's all online, but it gets really stupid. | |
| And they'll get violent. | |
| It's kind of shocking. | |
| Well, sorry, on the other side of flattery is almost always aggression. | |
| Right. | |
| So flattery is the carrot. | |
| And if you don't go for the carrot, they'll just give you the stick. | |
| Right. | |
| Like, oh, you're doing your civic duty by getting the vax. | |
| You're a good person. | |
| You care about your community. | |
| If you don't get the vax, you can't travel. | |
| You can't have a like it's always, if you don't fall for the flattery, you know, out comes the brass knuckles. | |
| Yeah. | |
| If you're not with us, then you're against us and it's time to attack you. | |
| And they'll make up crazy stories. | |
| Really? | |