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June 16, 2020 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
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STEFAN MOLYNEUX vs DEMON HORDES! DOOM ETERNAL PART 19!
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*scoffs* *scoffs*
All right.
Are we here?
Hello! How's it going?
I think we're in.
Who knows how it's going to work these days?
Because, you know, the way it works for me, as I think for most people who are technologically inclined, is, hey, if you get something that works, try and make it better until it stops working.
It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
See the game video?
Yeah, that's right. The game video is up-y running-y, but I don't have my video up.
Looking and sounding good.
That's good. Can I say hello, Sweden?
Yes, I can.
Hear your voice, not your video.
I am from Sweden. Hello.
Good luck. Good luck indeed.
All right. I think we might be back.
Love your messages. Thank you very much.
A great pleasure to chat with you this evening.
Demon Hordes, I thought you were referring to Antifa.
Yes. I love you too.
Back Phoenix X Finnick.
Please move to the United States.
We love you. That is very kind.
I appreciate that. All right.
So y'all let me know, please, if you could, how it's looking on the screen for you.
Can you hear the game sound?
Is it all coming across?
Tickety-boo, hunky-dory, perfectly, perfectly.
Hello, Kansas! It's good.
All right. Relatively smooth.
All right. Excellent, excellent.
Camera, game, video, and audio is good.
That's good. And let me just see here if I can also record locally.
Ah, to hell with it. Alright.
Hello from Seattle. Whoa, Seattle!
How you doing, Nate? It's good to meet you, man.
Now, let me just see here.
What have I got? Yeah, that works.
Oh, I shouldn't have wasted that, should I? Wait, what the heck is my...
Ah, there we go. Oh, Lord.
How do you play?
Hello from Indiana. Hello, hello from Port Orchard, Washington.
Hello, Colleen. Nice to meet you.
All right. I guess, you know what?
I don't need my lighting here because my camera is not on.
Hello from SoCal.
Hey, how you doing? I hope that you enjoyed Sunset in the Golden State.
We have one more to go.
One more to come out.
Hey, New Brunswick. How you doing, man?
Good to see you. Good to see you.
And let's see here.
Hello from Perth, Western Australia.
Lord above, what time is it for you there?
I can't even imagine.
All right. Hello from Ohio.
Hello to Ohio. I think?
Gosh, last thing I did was this dude, which actually went okay.
What's that one? The rocket launcher?
Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
So you're the only one in Ontario here.
You are not the only one in Ontario.
Ew, stinky sewage.
Down here? What have we got?
Over here? Oh, oh.
Okay, so, what do we do?
First thing we do is...
See if we can scope things out.
Oh, lord. Okay, so...
That's that.
That's that. Uh...
Fire and ice.
How do I launch the grenade again?
That's punch. That's...
That.
Sorry, I'm trying to remember what my keystrokes were here.
Whoa! Whoa! Oh, that's not good.
I bet you I'm going to regret coming in here.
Oh, I don't want to be here.
Ah, yes, I remember how relaxing this game is.
There we go. Oh, yes, I remember now.
Wait, what the heck is there we go?
Oh, I want that guy to take his health.
I'm going up here. Ooh, we'll get this health.
Sorry, just need yours for a second here.
Oh, I need the monster weapon, right?
Oh, all too tidy for words, isn't it?
I'm going to go.
Oh, that means I've got to get the big dude of some kind, right?
Wow, I ever need some mouse sensitivity here, don't I? Yes, I do.
Alright, so I think what I need is the monster weapon.
Yeah, because these dudes, if I remember rightly...
These dudes just keep regenerating until...
It's enough to give you epilepsy, wouldn't you say?
Oh yeah, that's what we need.
Thank you.
What the... Okay, where's the big dude here?
Okay, that should buy me two seconds of breathing room.
Uh... Oh. Oh, fire and ice.
All right.
Trying to remember what to do here.
I think my key combos are all kind of-- Oh, I can swing to that thing, right?
Okay, oh yeah, there's that little speedy thing.
Alright, here we go.
Here we go. We're getting...
I am the law!
All right, now something is going on with my mouse sensitivity that's all kind of messed up.
Here we go. So let's see what's going on with that.
All right, so let's go to our settings here.
Mouse sensitivity needs to be up quite a bit, I do believe.
UI, I don't care about that.
Controls, there we go. All right.
And invert look, yes, we've got...
Slayer bindings. Move forward, upright.
Okay, jump. Right shift.
We got that. Fire.
Weapon mod. Glory kill.
Chainsaw. Yeah, all right.
Crucible. I can't remember what that is, but apparently it's the delete key.
All right, that's good. And let's see here.
Next weapon. Yeah, see, it's supposed to be mouse up or mouse down, right?
All right. Ah, let's just see what we can get going here.
Okay, so that's...
Is that too sensitive? Yeah, just a smidge.
Sorry about that. Settings.
Just my Slayer bindings.
No, not bindings, sorry.
Mouse sensitivity. Let's take that down a bit.
Okay, that's better. Okay, so that's shield.
And what else do I have down here?
I think I want something other than this, right?
Right control. Yeah, we'll take those, right?
Those would be very helpful.
helpful.
Alright, let's see if we can do a little better this time.
That's some quality fighting right here.
Quality fighting, I tell you.
Oh, okay, where does that take me?
Alright, ooh.
Whoa.
Something's belchy.
Oh, it's this dude I gotta get, right?
Okay.
Yeah, if I get this guy, which I think I just did, then the rest of them stop...
Alright, I think I've got the worst of it out of the way now.
Or have I?
I think all these ghost dudes are not doing me much good, right?
Ooh, let's get out of the way from these dudes.
Ooh, hello ghost dude.
Run away, run away, run away, run away.
Oh, actually, I need a little bit more health than ammo, I'm thinking.
Man, do I feel rusty at this game.
Whoa, hello, slow down, slow down.
Oh man, this is like worse sounds than an Indian meal.
In my belly.
That's what I mean.
That's what I'm talking about.
Swing and fly.
Alright, hang on, where's a little health here, right?
I don't think flames are going to lead me to health.
Oh, but it was not to be.
I was feeling a little rusty.
Yes, that would be me. Is the video coming across okay?
A little sluggish there.
Have you guys played this through at all?
I know, it's a pretty twitchy game, right?
Okay, so should I chicken out and start with the BFG? Big freaking gun?
Let's see here. Oh, I don't think I have the BFG yet.
I ain't got to get the ammo.
Alright, let's try this again.
again.
Alright, some giblets for you.
Slicey Vaughn, Sliceyville.
Oh, let's get a little gas.
Ah, let's run away from that dude.
And this dude too.
This is a whole lot of running going on, my friends.
That's the way we play. Wow,
Did I do something useful there?
I think I did.
That's twitchy!
Ooh, let's stay away from him.
And let's stay away from everyone!
Guys, the time for arguments has not passed!
Ooh, did I get another-- ooh, that's bad.
Oh, that's bad too.
Let's get some health.
I think so. And...
And let's swing through the mummy portal.
Oh, let's go through here again.
Get a little more health.
I really feel I need some ammo.
Why do I feel like I'm horribly low on ammo?
Because I believe...
Oh, there we go. All right.
Alright, look at that.
We're getting along here.
Alright, that's the ammo dude.
Let's get away from that guy who's definitely not the ammo dude.
Jump over from here...
Oh, but it was not to be.
Biggest philosophician in the world of playing Doom, that's right.
This game does not violate the initiation of the use of force because they are technically invaders into our world.
Alright, I think I'm warming up my jimmies again.
I feel this is going to be the one.
Have you guys played this one before?
If anyone has any hints, that would be great.
You just switched on, you thought I was in Seattle?
I can't even tell you guys, like, the number of people...
Who was saying to me, hey Steph, you should go to Seattle.
You know, like, holy crap, really?
Really?
That is not a wise thing for me to do.
That would not be a wise thing for me to do.
Can you imagine what it would be if I got caught there?
That's right.
I can back away with the best of them.
Okay.
Back it away like I'm in some gay porn video.
No, lordy.
Use your heavies more. Super shorty and minigun.
The chainsaw is a weak pleb to top up.
All right. Thank you. I appreciate that.
I have a feeling this is going to be a rather non-impressive video game, but I've just...
You know, Doom is the kind of game, and this one is...
I hate to say it kind of complicated, but it is.
Doom is the kind of game where, if you don't play for a while, you lose all your ki combos and your special weapon attacks and all this kind of stuff, right?
Glory Kill and Chainsaw the Knights...
Let's see here. Ooh, excellent.
We've already missed.
Oh.
Okay, ooh.
Uh, which one is it?
Oh, gosh. Alright, so I feel like we're getting some health, but we're probably not.
Should we take that? That was probably a bit of a kill, right?
Alright, what do we have here?
I'm pretty sure setting the guy who's on fire on fire is not going to do me a whack load of good.
This is probably entirely the wrong weapon for this guy.
Let's see. Maybe this weapon.
Let's find out! Oh, there we go.
Jeez, which is the one for getting health again?
Oh, I bet you it's that punch one, isn't it?
There we go.
Okay, that's not going to be good for anybody.
Ooh, that was a fine, fine piece of bad flying.
Okay, so all of these guys that are...
Glowing. They're like guys I don't care about, right?
Because I just got to get this guy or something like that, right?
Oh, hello.
Oh, lordy.
Anyone know? I think I'm playing a little bit above average, but nothing super crazy.
All right. Let's give it one or two more tries.
See if I can get my warm-up back on.
And how are you guys doing this evening, by the way?
I can. Orange. You must kill the orange demon.
Orange is actually bad. All right.
Orange man bad. Yeah, yeah.
Orange demon bad. I get it.
I get it. So subtle.
Yeah, that was a bit premature, wouldn't you say?
Yes, I would say so, too.
All right, let's get our gas on.
All right, so these are the guys I gotta get, right?
But this is probably entirely the one we're going to get them with.
Alright, so I think I'm getting a layout of the land too at this point.
Alright, so that's good, right?
Get ourselves a little ammo von Ammonis, and look out for the Oh, I assume they're giving you this weapon because this is what you're supposed to fight dudes with, right?
I think that's right. Oh, let's stay away from this guy.
Where's the orange guy? Oh, lots of bad dudes around.
Alright, alright. I need to get the guy who uses flames against you.
After this, we have to play a game of chess, the game of philosophers.
I gotta tell you, like, I like chess a lot.
I really do. But chess is a lot of memorization.
And as such, it feels like quite a bit of work.
I'm kind of an instinctual chess player, which means I either win big or I lose very big.
All right, let's...
Let's get a little health.
Uh, you going down at all, my friend?
Yes, you are. Excellent.
That's good, right? I did something good there.
Alright, let's get away from this guy and see if we've got any health back up here.
Okay, orange guy, right?
Alright, gotta go for the orange guy.
Oh dear.
Oh dear, oh dear, that's not good.
I am absolutely out of ammo.
And... Let's get some ammo.
Alright. Don't be afraid to be aggressive.
Uh, yeah? Okay, I think it's a pretty aggressive game.
I gotta tell ya, Fataku, it's not your fault.
But if you talk about the non-aggression principle in a game like this...
I'm afraid everybody's...
Every second person's joke is...
Oh, doesn't this violate the non-aggression principle?
No, because it's a made-up digital world, and they're also attacking us.
All right, so what we need to do is stock up on the ammo first, right?
I'm sorry.
And also get this stuff Alright look at that So far, so good. Ooh.
Ooh. And let's...
Do we have a BFG here yet?
I think we do, right? Alright, let's get out of here.
Get the right weapon.
Whoa.
And let's go back in here again and get a little health.
Stay away from you.
Stay away from you.
And you. Get a little health here.
I know it's a lot of running away so far, but I will get to the right...
Oh, I have a BFG. I thought I had a BFG. Oh!
We will take him. Alright, so that's one down.
So far, so good, right?
What the...
Flame guy is not my friend, and you are not my friend, and I'm a little stuck, but I was doing so well, too. Okay, let's see if we can get any health back down here now.
Alright, what do we got here?
Where is Flame Dude?
Alright, let's get away from him.
Ah!
You didn't know I was a gamer.
Are you doing some training before you...
Yeah, I mean, it would be interesting to go.
It would be interesting to go.
Sticks, Hex, and Hammer is the final boss on this level.
Yeah, yeah. Don't forget Blood Punch in a pinch.
Yeah, we'll get there.
We'll get there. So, are you guys out and running around in the world?
Are you out of your lockdown, or how's that going at the moment for you?
Okay. Alright,
Alright, so I gotta get the orange dude here, right?
Alright, so I gotta get the orange so I gotta get the orange dude here.
Woah, woah, woah.
All right. Well, look, we did a little okay there.
We got one of those guys. Get a little help here, and...
Oh, I keep forgetting to get the ammo, don't I?
Yes, I did.
Oh, so close. so close.
So close. Where can we get a refund for 2020?
No kidding, eh? No kidding.
2020 has been just about as wild as we were expecting it to.
Who know? The ferocity of the left when it comes to the will of the people.
Yeah, I just was reading about how the majority of Canadians want a complete moratorium on immigration.
And are we going to get it?
Well, of course not. Because that's just a little bit too much will of the people,
right? Whoa.
A little slow down there.
I am actually playing it.
I am going to play it.
I am going to play it.
I am going to play it.
A little slow down there too.
Now, don't I have my...
I think I still had...
I thought I still had a monster BFG thing going on here.
But apparently not.
not.
Oh yeah, there it is.
Alright, did I get it?
Did I get it?
All right.
that.
Did we get the timing right?
Now it's just a matter of don't screw up at the moment, right?
Look at that.
Patience is its own reward, as they say, right?
Okay.
Candles! That is so romantic when you think about it.
Alright, so let's see.
Did I leave anything behind other than my pride?
Boom, baby. Yeah, you know, it just takes a little while to get back to use to it again, right?
All right. Uh...
Where's this thing supposed to lead?
Is there some secret thing up there?
All right. That's what this voice sounds like, but I don't have my bass on my mixer.
I sound like this. Hello, Herc!
Uh... You'd like to get some philosophers in the past and have them join us for the Sleigh Fest?
Yeah, I can see that. No?
Alright. I am very, very bad at finding these secrets, so if anybody knows...
Roll out the barrel!
Oh! There we go.
We'll have a barrel of fun.
Alright, so...
Okay, so that looks like a secret thing, but it could also be...
Yeah, that's a secret thing.
Okay. Ooh, that is some glistening stuff down here, man.
This is good therapy in 2020.
Not exactly good therapy, man.
You know what it is? It's practice for the inevitable skills we're going to need in the post-apocalyptic universe.
Oh my gosh, that's a three and a half inch floppy.
That's what she said. Alright, what's this one?
Is this one of these super twitchy twitch things?
what's this?
Oh, yeah.
That's one of these, right?
Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah, I can't remember these guys to save my life.
Oh, this is one of these guys where...
Yeah, every time you get them...
Like, you have to get them when they get their shield down, right?
Yeah, I don't have much luck with this state.
Yeah, that's fine. Alright.
Well, at least I got to waste a bunch of health.
How's that? Does that seem like a good plan?
Yes, it does. Alright, how do I get up here?
Oh yeah, that's right. Around here.
Okay. Secret encounter has left me in low health.
It's basically the tinder of the demon world.
There we go. Now I don't have bloodeye anymore.
Look at that. So refreshing.
Alright Sort of reminds me that I took my daughter rock climbing a bunch of times Sentinel battery acquired Good! I wish I remembered what that was for.
I'm sure it seems very important.
History of the Sentinels.
Yeah, I'm not sure I come to Doom for my, uh, backstory.
Uh, boy, are we this low on ammo?
We got, like, two shells left?
Oh, that's pretty sad.
Alright, any secrety secret things?
Yeah, I assume so, right?
Okay, where does this take us?
Ooh.
Oh, you broke my smolder!
Look, it's George Floyd's heart.
What other games do I play?
I play a bit of Rocket League with my daughter, and we have a Minecraft server on the Discord server for Free Domain, and that's kind of fun.
People are doing some really wild stuff on there.
Oh, did I miss the plot?
I'm gonna need me some.
*Gunshot* Oh, that's bad. Do I get the sword?
Do I get a sword?
Is that the way it goes?
Alright.
Did I get any more...
No, not really yet. Alright.
Very, very bad.
Bad sounds occurring.
Oh, that's what I need.
I need me some gas!
And I got me some gas.
Oh lord, one of these dudes.
What the? Hey, slow down.
Cheating. I kind of needed a little bit more ammo than health there, right?
Oh, Lord. Am I really that low on ammo?
Oh, I got nothing. Oh, Lord.
All right. Can I stab this guy?
Blood punch? No, that's death.
Death on a stick. Plus K to put your knee on his neck.
No, I think that's C. You're like a credit to old gamers.
I don't know how you stay so chill.
This game made me feel like a 90-year-old grandma.
No, it's fine. Look, you know, the longer it takes you to play, the more value you're getting for your money, right?
Oh, I gotta go get this gas thing first, right?
Oh, let's see where this takes me.
Does this take me to a happy place?
Oh, that's not so bad. Although a little bit of...
Whoa, dudes. You gonna let me out?
Not really, right? Wow, I am out of everything here, man.
Yeah, yeah, no, I mean, if you finish the game, like, you know, the guys who do the playthroughs, like, super quick.
If you finish the game that quickly, man, that's a bad way to, you know, the more times, I mean, it may drive you guys completely nuts, which I understand, but the more times I play it, the more value I'm getting for my money.
Oh, was that some, no. was that some, no.
Something useful up here? Can I get through there, right?
No. Woo!
Whee! Hey!
Stop stuttering, man!
Okay, you guys gonna jump up here and give me a freebie shot?
I got nothing. Alright, jump!
Alright. Demons are just metaphors for bad morals.
Yeah, Witcher 3. I started that game.
But I didn't get too far into it.
It was kind of dark.
I couldn't exactly play it anywhere around my daughter.
and I just, you know, didn't really have time after that.
Oh, I really don't have much...
Oh, I should have gotten...
Whoa, are you ever shuddering?
Oh yeah, I'm not going to get much done with him because I don't have enough for this, right?
Oh, this is all very bad.
I wonder if I'm stuck in a part of the game here.
Because I don't yeah, I think I'm just gonna have to die and try again.
Oh, did that give me any weapon?
No. No, I can't go back here, right?
Yeah, I don't think...
And there aren't any low-level dudes.
Wait, what did I just get here? Yeah, I'll have to...
Let's see here.
Vegas is the best. Fallout 2?
I never played that one. Alright, let's try another couple here.
If at first you don't succeed, die, die again.
Yeah, no kidding.
No kidding. Alright. So what are we going to do here?
I'm going to need to get one of these low-level dudes.
So first I've got to go and get the gasoline here, right?
Then a little bit of health wouldn't hurt.
But then I got to get one of these low-level dudes, right?
Oh, I didn't mean to...
I meant to just disable him a little.
Okay, that's a little health, but that does not...
Oh, Lord.
Now, see, it's a funny thing, right?
Because it lets me die. Because I... I thought I had got the...
I thought I had got the...
Oh, Lord, what do you do in this game when you're out of ammo?
It's a good question, right?
I guess you aim not to be out of ammo beforehand, right?
Okay, so I am going to need to get away from this dude and go and get...
See, this gives me health, but health is an issue here, right?
Chainsaw the low-level dude.
Yeah, yeah, I thought so. I thought so.
All right. I'm going to give it a shot.
It's pretty easy if I've got the ammo, but without the ammo, I just, you know, tickle fights don't seem to be the way to do it.
All right. So maybe I'll go up the stairs here, right?
Now that is not a low-level dude.
There we go. All right.
Thank you. Now, if I go here and up here...
Oh, okay. Oh, but we can go in here, right?
There's health up here, right?
Now, what do I have? Whoa, stop shuddering, my dude.
What else do I have here?
Well, we have the runaway potential.
Alright, that's better.
Whoa, where did you go?
And who are you?
Wow, okay.
Lots of dudes around.
Alright.
Okay, okay, okay.
So that's how the game deals with the problem of ammunition.
It just keeps giving you low-level dudes, right?
So that's how the game deals with the game.
Oh, Lord.
It's one of these dudes.
Okay, so that keeps giving you more ammo.
Although, not...
Not the super ammo you need, right?
What the heck is going on?
Oh lord, it's one of these dudes.
Alright, let's try it one more time. Punch the armor off the big guy.
I don't remember that.
The blood punch takes off the Cyber Mancubus' armor.
Oh, that's right.
Okay, um... Oh, yeah.
Okay, I'll try this one more time.
But, yeah, I remember this being...
I think I just got him kind of by accident before.
Alright, so we've got to go up here.
I need a little bit of the old health.
And I've got to go and get...
Oops.
That was a very huge error, wasn't it?
Yes, it was. Yeah, I don't think I can get this guy now, right?
Because I don't have the right...
I need a little dude.
Do I get another little dude?
Come on, little dude! Yeah, it's giving me something, but I think it's giving me armor, right?
Yeah, I don't have a little dude.
Okay. And I don't think I can get a hold of a little dude either.
Are they going to give me a little dude?
How about down here? No, that is not a little dude.
Alright. Oh, you say punch this dude?
I believe we have a bug.
He's stuck in a wall. Alright.
Let's let it end. Let it end.
It can be done with grenades and flame belch.
Yeah, I think I was out of...
Okay, so sorry about that.
I have to go and get the...
I have to go and get the maybe I should go and do that first, right?
Oh, come on.
Alright, let's just restart the checkpoint here.
Sorry about that. I really should remember the thing...
Can you do the Philosophy of Fight Club?
I have done the Philosophy of Fight Club.
I've actually done a bunch of...
There we go.
Yeah, that's what I need to do.
There we go.
Although a little health would not go a mess either right now.
Oh, hello. Hey, why can't I jump?
There we go. Uh, one of you guys coming up, right?
Nope. Alright, get away from you. What else do we have here?
Oh, you can give me some health, can't you?
Ooh, not much though. Alright.
I just remember that Oh yeah, this guy just keeps...
Alright.
Okay, well I'm going to stop, but...
Sidestamp? Okay, yeah, listen, really, really appreciate you guys dropping by tonight.
It was fun. I feel warmed up, and I think that we can give it a shot a little bit more when I practice.
Well, I won't practice outside the game, but yeah, thanks a lot for dropping by.
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