Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux - STEFAN MOLYNEUX vs DEMON HORDES! DOOM ETERNAL PART 19!
Aired: 2020-06-16
Duration: 48:32


=== Adjusting Mouse Sensitivity (08:45) ===

[00:00:00]  *scoffs* *scoffs*
[00:00:04]  All right.
[00:00:33]  Are we here?
[00:00:37]  Hello! How's it going?
[00:00:39]  I think we're in.
[00:00:41]  Who knows how it's going to work these days?
[00:00:43]  Because, you know, the way it works for me, as I think for most people who are technologically inclined, is, hey, if you get something that works, try and make it better until it stops working.
[00:00:52]  It's beautiful. It's beautiful.
[00:00:55]  See the game video?
[00:00:56]  Yeah, that's right. The game video is up-y running-y, but I don't have my video up.
[00:01:01]  Looking and sounding good.
[00:01:03]  That's good. Can I say hello, Sweden?
[00:01:08]  Yes, I can.
[00:01:10]  Hear your voice, not your video.
[00:01:13]  I am from Sweden. Hello.
[00:01:15]  Good luck. Good luck indeed.
[00:01:21]  All right. I think we might be back.
[00:01:23]  Love your messages. Thank you very much.
[00:01:25]  A great pleasure to chat with you this evening.
[00:01:28]  Demon Hordes, I thought you were referring to Antifa.
[00:01:30]  Yes. I love you too.
[00:01:32]  Back Phoenix X Finnick.
[00:01:34]  Please move to the United States.
[00:01:36]  We love you. That is very kind.
[00:01:38]  I appreciate that. All right.
[00:01:41]  So y'all let me know, please, if you could, how it's looking on the screen for you.
[00:01:49]  Can you hear the game sound?
[00:01:52]  Is it all coming across?
[00:01:55]  Tickety-boo, hunky-dory, perfectly, perfectly.
[00:01:57]  Hello, Kansas! It's good.
[00:02:00]  All right. Relatively smooth.
[00:02:05]  All right. Excellent, excellent.
[00:02:13]  Camera, game, video, and audio is good.
[00:02:16]  That's good. And let me just see here if I can also record locally.
[00:02:22]  Ah, to hell with it. Alright.
[00:02:24]  Hello from Seattle. Whoa, Seattle!
[00:02:26]  How you doing, Nate? It's good to meet you, man.
[00:02:29]  Now, let me just see here.
[00:02:31]  What have I got? Yeah, that works.
[00:02:34]  Oh, I shouldn't have wasted that, should I? Wait, what the heck is my...
[00:02:38]  Ah, there we go. Oh, Lord.
[00:02:44]  How do you play?
[00:02:46]  Hello from Indiana. Hello, hello from Port Orchard, Washington.
[00:02:51]  Hello, Colleen. Nice to meet you.
[00:02:54]  All right. I guess, you know what?
[00:02:56]  I don't need my lighting here because my camera is not on.
[00:03:00]  Hello from SoCal.
[00:03:01]  Hey, how you doing? I hope that you enjoyed Sunset in the Golden State.
[00:03:04]  We have one more to go.
[00:03:06]  One more to come out.
[00:03:09]  Hey, New Brunswick. How you doing, man?
[00:03:11]  Good to see you. Good to see you.
[00:03:18]  And let's see here.
[00:03:20]  Hello from Perth, Western Australia.
[00:03:22]  Lord above, what time is it for you there?
[00:03:28]  I can't even imagine.
[00:03:31]  All right. Hello from Ohio.
[00:03:33]  Hello to Ohio. I think?
[00:03:39]  Gosh, last thing I did was this dude, which actually went okay.
[00:03:46]  What's that one? The rocket launcher?
[00:03:49]  Oh, Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes-Benz?
[00:03:52]  So you're the only one in Ontario here.
[00:03:54]  You are not the only one in Ontario.
[00:03:56]  Ew, stinky sewage.
[00:04:01]  Down here? What have we got?
[00:04:04]  Over here? Oh, oh.
[00:04:06]  Okay, so, what do we do?
[00:04:07]  First thing we do is...
[00:04:09]  See if we can scope things out.
[00:04:13]  Oh, lord. Okay, so...
[00:04:14]  That's that.
[00:04:18]  That's that. Uh...
[00:04:22]  Fire and ice.
[00:04:23]  How do I launch the grenade again?
[00:04:25]  That's punch. That's...
[00:04:29]  That.
[00:04:31]  Sorry, I'm trying to remember what my keystrokes were here.
[00:04:33]  Whoa! Whoa! Oh, that's not good.
[00:04:36]  I bet you I'm going to regret coming in here.
[00:04:38]  Oh, I don't want to be here.
[00:04:49]  Ah, yes, I remember how relaxing this game is.
[00:04:51]  There we go. Oh, yes, I remember now.
[00:04:58]  Wait, what the heck is there we go?
[00:05:00]  Oh, I want that guy to take his health.
[00:05:08]  I'm going up here. Ooh, we'll get this health.
[00:05:10]  Sorry, just need yours for a second here.
[00:05:13]  Oh, I need the monster weapon, right?
[00:05:24]  Oh, all too tidy for words, isn't it?
[00:05:40]  I'm going to go.
[00:05:44]  Oh, that means I've got to get the big dude of some kind, right?
[00:05:50]  Wow, I ever need some mouse sensitivity here, don't I? Yes, I do.
[00:05:54]  Alright, so I think what I need is the monster weapon.
[00:06:01]  Yeah, because these dudes, if I remember rightly...
[00:06:06]  These dudes just keep regenerating until...
[00:06:11]  It's enough to give you epilepsy, wouldn't you say?
[00:06:21]  Oh yeah, that's what we need.
[00:06:33]  Thank you.
[00:06:35]  What the... Okay, where's the big dude here?
[00:06:40]  Okay, that should buy me two seconds of breathing room.
[00:06:46]  Uh... Oh. Oh, fire and ice.
[00:07:02]  All right.
[00:07:05]  Trying to remember what to do here.
[00:07:08]  I think my key combos are all kind of-- Oh, I can swing to that thing, right?
[00:07:17]  Okay, oh yeah, there's that little speedy thing.
[00:07:19]  Alright, here we go.
[00:07:29]  Here we go. We're getting...
[00:07:31]  I am the law!
[00:07:33]  All right, now something is going on with my mouse sensitivity that's all kind of messed up.
[00:07:37]  Here we go. So let's see what's going on with that.
[00:07:41]  All right, so let's go to our settings here.
[00:07:43]  Mouse sensitivity needs to be up quite a bit, I do believe.
[00:07:49]  UI, I don't care about that.
[00:07:51]  Controls, there we go. All right.
[00:07:55]  And invert look, yes, we've got...
[00:07:58]  Slayer bindings. Move forward, upright.
[00:08:00]  Okay, jump. Right shift.
[00:08:02]  We got that. Fire.
[00:08:04]  Weapon mod. Glory kill.
[00:08:05]  Chainsaw. Yeah, all right.
[00:08:08]  Crucible. I can't remember what that is, but apparently it's the delete key.
[00:08:11]  All right, that's good. And let's see here.
[00:08:15]  Next weapon. Yeah, see, it's supposed to be mouse up or mouse down, right?
[00:08:20]  All right. Ah, let's just see what we can get going here.
[00:08:25]  Okay, so that's...
[00:08:28]  Is that too sensitive? Yeah, just a smidge.
[00:08:30]  Sorry about that. Settings.
[00:08:32]  Just my Slayer bindings.
[00:08:34]  No, not bindings, sorry.
[00:08:36]  Mouse sensitivity. Let's take that down a bit.
[00:08:41]  Okay, that's better. Okay, so that's shield.

=== Tell Me When To Run (15:52) ===

[00:08:45]  And what else do I have down here?
[00:08:50]  I think I want something other than this, right?
[00:08:56]  Right control. Yeah, we'll take those, right?
[00:09:01]  Those would be very helpful.
[00:09:02]  helpful.
[00:09:09]  Alright, let's see if we can do a little better this time.
[00:09:13]  That's some quality fighting right here.
[00:09:24]  Quality fighting, I tell you.
[00:09:29]  Oh, okay, where does that take me?
[00:09:35]  Alright, ooh.
[00:09:42]  Whoa.
[00:10:02]  Something's belchy.
[00:10:04]  Oh, it's this dude I gotta get, right?
[00:10:11]  Okay.
[00:10:25]  Yeah, if I get this guy, which I think I just did, then the rest of them stop...
[00:10:31]  Alright, I think I've got the worst of it out of the way now.
[00:10:38]  Or have I?
[00:10:40]  I think all these ghost dudes are not doing me much good, right?
[00:10:47]  Ooh, let's get out of the way from these dudes.
[00:10:59]  Ooh, hello ghost dude.
[00:11:05]  Run away, run away, run away, run away.
[00:11:12]  Oh, actually, I need a little bit more health than ammo, I'm thinking.
[00:11:16]  Man, do I feel rusty at this game.
[00:11:19]  Whoa, hello, slow down, slow down.
[00:11:22]  Oh man, this is like worse sounds than an Indian meal.
[00:11:39]  In my belly.
[00:11:40]  That's what I mean.
[00:11:41]  That's what I'm talking about.
[00:11:42]  Swing and fly.
[00:11:56]  Alright, hang on, where's a little health here, right?
[00:11:59]  I don't think flames are going to lead me to health.
[00:12:03]  Oh, but it was not to be.
[00:12:07]  I was feeling a little rusty.
[00:12:10]  Yes, that would be me. Is the video coming across okay?
[00:12:19]  A little sluggish there.
[00:12:26]  Have you guys played this through at all?
[00:12:28]  I know, it's a pretty twitchy game, right?
[00:12:30]  Okay, so should I chicken out and start with the BFG? Big freaking gun?
[00:12:36]  Let's see here. Oh, I don't think I have the BFG yet.
[00:12:39]  I ain't got to get the ammo.
[00:12:40]  Alright, let's try this again.
[00:12:45]  again.
[00:12:47]  Alright, some giblets for you.
[00:13:02]  Slicey Vaughn, Sliceyville.
[00:13:11]  Oh, let's get a little gas.
[00:13:13]  Ah, let's run away from that dude.
[00:13:16]  And this dude too.
[00:13:18]  This is a whole lot of running going on, my friends.
[00:13:20]  That's the way we play. Wow,
[00:13:52]  Did I do something useful there?
[00:13:53]  I think I did.
[00:13:54]  That's twitchy!
[00:14:06]  Ooh, let's stay away from him.
[00:14:11]  And let's stay away from everyone!
[00:14:14]  Guys, the time for arguments has not passed!
[00:14:17]  Ooh, did I get another-- ooh, that's bad.
[00:14:30]  Oh, that's bad too.
[00:14:33]  Let's get some health.
[00:14:35]  I think so. And...
[00:14:38]  And let's swing through the mummy portal.
[00:14:50]  Oh, let's go through here again.
[00:14:54]  Get a little more health.
[00:14:57]  I really feel I need some ammo.
[00:14:59]  Why do I feel like I'm horribly low on ammo?
[00:15:02]  Because I believe...
[00:15:03]  Oh, there we go. All right.
[00:15:09]  Alright, look at that.
[00:15:10]  We're getting along here.
[00:15:11]  Alright, that's the ammo dude.
[00:15:22]  Let's get away from that guy who's definitely not the ammo dude.
[00:15:25]  Jump over from here...
[00:15:28]  Oh, but it was not to be.
[00:15:31]  Biggest philosophician in the world of playing Doom, that's right.
[00:15:34]  This game does not violate the initiation of the use of force because they are technically invaders into our world.
[00:15:40]  Alright, I think I'm warming up my jimmies again.
[00:15:43]  I feel this is going to be the one.
[00:15:45]  Have you guys played this one before?
[00:15:48]  If anyone has any hints, that would be great.
[00:15:51]  You just switched on, you thought I was in Seattle?
[00:15:53]  I can't even tell you guys, like, the number of people...
[00:15:57]  Who was saying to me, hey Steph, you should go to Seattle.
[00:16:00]  You know, like, holy crap, really?
[00:16:02]  Really?
[00:16:02]  That is not a wise thing for me to do.
[00:16:11]  That would not be a wise thing for me to do.
[00:16:31]  Can you imagine what it would be if I got caught there?
[00:16:33]  That's right.
[00:16:45]  I can back away with the best of them.
[00:16:46]  Okay.
[00:16:48]  Back it away like I'm in some gay porn video.
[00:16:52]  No, lordy.
[00:16:55]  Use your heavies more. Super shorty and minigun.
[00:16:58]  The chainsaw is a weak pleb to top up.
[00:17:01]  All right. Thank you. I appreciate that.
[00:17:03]  I have a feeling this is going to be a rather non-impressive video game, but I've just...
[00:17:08]  You know, Doom is the kind of game, and this one is...
[00:17:10]  I hate to say it kind of complicated, but it is.
[00:17:13]  Doom is the kind of game where, if you don't play for a while, you lose all your ki combos and your special weapon attacks and all this kind of stuff, right?
[00:17:21]  Glory Kill and Chainsaw the Knights...
[00:17:24]  Let's see here. Ooh, excellent.
[00:17:30]  We've already missed.
[00:17:31]  Oh.
[00:17:35]  Okay, ooh.
[00:17:46]  Uh, which one is it?
[00:17:57]  Oh, gosh. Alright, so I feel like we're getting some health, but we're probably not.
[00:18:08]  Should we take that? That was probably a bit of a kill, right?
[00:18:12]  Alright, what do we have here?
[00:18:14]  I'm pretty sure setting the guy who's on fire on fire is not going to do me a whack load of good.
[00:18:29]  This is probably entirely the wrong weapon for this guy.
[00:18:32]  Let's see. Maybe this weapon.
[00:18:37]  Let's find out! Oh, there we go.
[00:18:41]  Jeez, which is the one for getting health again?
[00:18:43]  Oh, I bet you it's that punch one, isn't it?
[00:18:54]  There we go.
[00:18:55]  Okay, that's not going to be good for anybody.
[00:19:05]  Ooh, that was a fine, fine piece of bad flying.
[00:19:15]  Okay, so all of these guys that are...
[00:19:18]  Glowing. They're like guys I don't care about, right?
[00:19:21]  Because I just got to get this guy or something like that, right?
[00:19:27]  Oh, hello.
[00:19:29]  Oh, lordy.
[00:19:32]  Anyone know? I think I'm playing a little bit above average, but nothing super crazy.
[00:19:40]  All right. Let's give it one or two more tries.
[00:19:43]  See if I can get my warm-up back on.
[00:19:45]  And how are you guys doing this evening, by the way?
[00:19:46]  I can. Orange. You must kill the orange demon.
[00:19:49]  Orange is actually bad. All right.
[00:19:51]  Orange man bad. Yeah, yeah.
[00:19:52]  Orange demon bad. I get it.
[00:19:53]  I get it. So subtle.
[00:20:02]  Yeah, that was a bit premature, wouldn't you say?
[00:20:06]  Yes, I would say so, too.
[00:20:08]  All right, let's get our gas on.
[00:20:12]  All right, so these are the guys I gotta get, right?
[00:20:26]  But this is probably entirely the one we're going to get them with.
[00:20:30]  Alright, so I think I'm getting a layout of the land too at this point.
[00:20:33]  Alright, so that's good, right?
[00:20:45]  Get ourselves a little ammo von Ammonis, and look out for the Oh, I assume they're giving you this weapon because this is what you're supposed to fight dudes with, right?
[00:21:03]  I think that's right. Oh, let's stay away from this guy.
[00:21:06]  Where's the orange guy? Oh, lots of bad dudes around.
[00:21:21]  Alright, alright. I need to get the guy who uses flames against you.
[00:21:29]  After this, we have to play a game of chess, the game of philosophers.
[00:21:33]  I gotta tell you, like, I like chess a lot.
[00:21:35]  I really do. But chess is a lot of memorization.
[00:21:40]  And as such, it feels like quite a bit of work.
[00:21:42]  I'm kind of an instinctual chess player, which means I either win big or I lose very big.
[00:21:47]  All right, let's...
[00:21:53]  Let's get a little health.
[00:22:18]  Uh, you going down at all, my friend?
[00:22:35]  Yes, you are. Excellent.
[00:22:40]  That's good, right? I did something good there.
[00:22:42]  Alright, let's get away from this guy and see if we've got any health back up here.
[00:22:48]  Okay, orange guy, right?
[00:22:49]  Alright, gotta go for the orange guy.
[00:22:51]  Oh dear.
[00:22:59]  Oh dear, oh dear, that's not good.
[00:23:01]  I am absolutely out of ammo.
[00:23:03]  And... Let's get some ammo.
[00:23:08]  Alright. Don't be afraid to be aggressive.
[00:23:12]  Uh, yeah? Okay, I think it's a pretty aggressive game.
[00:23:15]  I gotta tell ya, Fataku, it's not your fault.
[00:23:18]  But if you talk about the non-aggression principle in a game like this...
[00:23:23]  I'm afraid everybody's...
[00:23:25]  Every second person's joke is...
[00:23:27]  Oh, doesn't this violate the non-aggression principle?
[00:23:29]  No, because it's a made-up digital world, and they're also attacking us.
[00:23:33]  All right, so what we need to do is stock up on the ammo first, right?
[00:23:44]  I'm sorry.
[00:23:47]  And also get this stuff Alright look at that So far, so good. Ooh.
[00:24:14]  Ooh. And let's...
[00:24:16]  Do we have a BFG here yet?
[00:24:18]  I think we do, right? Alright, let's get out of here.
[00:24:30]  Get the right weapon.
[00:24:32]  Whoa.
[00:24:33]  And let's go back in here again and get a little health.

=== Lockdown Moment (03:13) ===

[00:24:37]  Stay away from you.
[00:24:44]  Stay away from you.
[00:24:47]  And you. Get a little health here.
[00:24:50]  I know it's a lot of running away so far, but I will get to the right...
[00:24:53]  Oh, I have a BFG. I thought I had a BFG. Oh!
[00:25:06]  We will take him. Alright, so that's one down.
[00:25:09]  So far, so good, right?
[00:25:12]  What the...
[00:25:15]  Flame guy is not my friend, and you are not my friend, and I'm a little stuck, but I was doing so well, too. Okay, let's see if we can get any health back down here now.
[00:25:39]  Alright, what do we got here?
[00:25:41]  Where is Flame Dude?
[00:25:43]  Alright, let's get away from him.
[00:25:46]  Ah!
[00:25:52]  You didn't know I was a gamer.
[00:25:58]  Are you doing some training before you...
[00:25:59]  Yeah, I mean, it would be interesting to go.
[00:26:02]  It would be interesting to go.
[00:26:04]  Sticks, Hex, and Hammer is the final boss on this level.
[00:26:06]  Yeah, yeah. Don't forget Blood Punch in a pinch.
[00:26:09]  Yeah, we'll get there.
[00:26:11]  We'll get there. So, are you guys out and running around in the world?
[00:26:17]  Are you out of your lockdown, or how's that going at the moment for you?
[00:26:22]  Okay. Alright,
[00:27:06]  Alright, so I gotta get the orange dude here, right?
[00:27:08]  Alright, so I gotta get the orange so I gotta get the orange dude here.
[00:27:38]  Woah, woah, woah.

=== Low Level Challenges (16:37) ===

[00:27:51]  All right. Well, look, we did a little okay there.
[00:27:53]  We got one of those guys. Get a little help here, and...
[00:27:57]  Oh, I keep forgetting to get the ammo, don't I?
[00:27:59]  Yes, I did.
[00:28:04]  Oh, so close. so close.
[00:28:24]  So close. Where can we get a refund for 2020?
[00:28:27]  No kidding, eh? No kidding.
[00:28:30]  2020 has been just about as wild as we were expecting it to.
[00:28:34]  Who know? The ferocity of the left when it comes to the will of the people.
[00:28:38]  Yeah, I just was reading about how the majority of Canadians want a complete moratorium on immigration.
[00:28:46]  And are we going to get it?
[00:28:47]  Well, of course not. Because that's just a little bit too much will of the people,
[00:29:15]  right? Whoa.
[00:29:19]  A little slow down there.
[00:29:20]  I am actually playing it.
[00:29:28]  I am going to play it.
[00:29:58]  I am going to play it.
[00:30:05]  I am going to play it.
[00:30:18]  A little slow down there too.
[00:30:25]  Now, don't I have my...
[00:30:26]  I think I still had...
[00:30:27]  I thought I still had a monster BFG thing going on here.
[00:30:30]  But apparently not.
[00:30:36]  not.
[00:30:36]  Oh yeah, there it is.
[00:30:38]  Alright, did I get it?
[00:30:45]  Did I get it?
[00:30:45]  All right.
[00:30:53]  that.
[00:30:53]  Did we get the timing right?
[00:30:54]  Now it's just a matter of don't screw up at the moment, right?
[00:31:00]  Look at that.
[00:31:02]  Patience is its own reward, as they say, right?
[00:31:09]  Okay.
[00:31:10]  Candles! That is so romantic when you think about it.
[00:31:14]  Alright, so let's see.
[00:31:15]  Did I leave anything behind other than my pride?
[00:31:20]  Boom, baby. Yeah, you know, it just takes a little while to get back to use to it again, right?
[00:31:27]  All right. Uh...
[00:31:29]  Where's this thing supposed to lead?
[00:31:32]  Is there some secret thing up there?
[00:31:36]  All right. That's what this voice sounds like, but I don't have my bass on my mixer.
[00:31:40]  I sound like this. Hello, Herc!
[00:31:46]  Uh... You'd like to get some philosophers in the past and have them join us for the Sleigh Fest?
[00:31:51]  Yeah, I can see that. No?
[00:31:54]  Alright. I am very, very bad at finding these secrets, so if anybody knows...
[00:32:00]  Roll out the barrel!
[00:32:02]  Oh! There we go.
[00:32:04]  We'll have a barrel of fun.
[00:32:06]  Alright, so...
[00:32:07]  Okay, so that looks like a secret thing, but it could also be...
[00:32:11]  Yeah, that's a secret thing.
[00:32:12]  Okay. Ooh, that is some glistening stuff down here, man.
[00:32:20]  This is good therapy in 2020.
[00:32:22]  Not exactly good therapy, man.
[00:32:24]  You know what it is? It's practice for the inevitable skills we're going to need in the post-apocalyptic universe.
[00:32:33]  Oh my gosh, that's a three and a half inch floppy.
[00:32:37]  That's what she said. Alright, what's this one?
[00:32:41]  Is this one of these super twitchy twitch things?
[00:32:47]  what's this?
[00:32:48]  Oh, yeah.
[00:32:53]  That's one of these, right?
[00:32:55]  Oh, yeah.
[00:33:03]  Oh yeah, I can't remember these guys to save my life.
[00:33:05]  Oh, this is one of these guys where...
[00:33:15]  Yeah, every time you get them...
[00:33:17]  Like, you have to get them when they get their shield down, right?
[00:33:20]  Yeah, I don't have much luck with this state.
[00:33:24]  Yeah, that's fine. Alright.
[00:33:27]  Well, at least I got to waste a bunch of health.
[00:33:29]  How's that? Does that seem like a good plan?
[00:33:31]  Yes, it does. Alright, how do I get up here?
[00:33:35]  Oh yeah, that's right. Around here.
[00:33:37]  Okay. Secret encounter has left me in low health.
[00:33:42]  It's basically the tinder of the demon world.
[00:33:48]  There we go. Now I don't have bloodeye anymore.
[00:33:53]  Look at that. So refreshing.
[00:34:00]  Alright Sort of reminds me that I took my daughter rock climbing a bunch of times Sentinel battery acquired Good! I wish I remembered what that was for.
[00:34:15]  I'm sure it seems very important.
[00:34:17]  History of the Sentinels.
[00:34:19]  Yeah, I'm not sure I come to Doom for my, uh, backstory.
[00:34:26]  Uh, boy, are we this low on ammo?
[00:34:28]  We got, like, two shells left?
[00:34:30]  Oh, that's pretty sad.
[00:34:33]  Alright, any secrety secret things?
[00:34:35]  Yeah, I assume so, right?
[00:34:37]  Okay, where does this take us?
[00:34:42]  Ooh.
[00:34:48]  Oh, you broke my smolder!
[00:34:53]  Look, it's George Floyd's heart.
[00:34:55]  What other games do I play?
[00:35:02]  I play a bit of Rocket League with my daughter, and we have a Minecraft server on the Discord server for Free Domain, and that's kind of fun.
[00:35:10]  People are doing some really wild stuff on there.
[00:35:13]  Oh, did I miss the plot?
[00:35:15]  I'm gonna need me some.
[00:35:26]  *Gunshot* Oh, that's bad. Do I get the sword?
[00:35:34]  Do I get a sword?
[00:35:35]  Is that the way it goes?
[00:35:36]  Alright.
[00:35:43]  Did I get any more...
[00:35:45]  No, not really yet. Alright.
[00:35:49]  Very, very bad.
[00:35:50]  Bad sounds occurring.
[00:35:52]  Oh, that's what I need.
[00:36:04]  I need me some gas!
[00:36:05]  And I got me some gas.
[00:36:07]  Oh lord, one of these dudes.
[00:36:18]  What the? Hey, slow down.
[00:36:20]  Cheating. I kind of needed a little bit more ammo than health there, right?
[00:36:35]  Oh, Lord. Am I really that low on ammo?
[00:36:38]  Oh, I got nothing. Oh, Lord.
[00:36:40]  All right. Can I stab this guy?
[00:36:44]  Blood punch? No, that's death.
[00:36:46]  Death on a stick. Plus K to put your knee on his neck.
[00:36:50]  No, I think that's C. You're like a credit to old gamers.
[00:36:56]  I don't know how you stay so chill.
[00:36:57]  This game made me feel like a 90-year-old grandma.
[00:36:59]  No, it's fine. Look, you know, the longer it takes you to play, the more value you're getting for your money, right?
[00:37:07]  Oh, I gotta go get this gas thing first, right?
[00:37:10]  Oh, let's see where this takes me.
[00:37:12]  Does this take me to a happy place?
[00:37:14]  Oh, that's not so bad. Although a little bit of...
[00:37:18]  Whoa, dudes. You gonna let me out?
[00:37:22]  Not really, right? Wow, I am out of everything here, man.
[00:37:38]  Yeah, yeah, no, I mean, if you finish the game, like, you know, the guys who do the playthroughs, like, super quick.
[00:37:44]  If you finish the game that quickly, man, that's a bad way to, you know, the more times, I mean, it may drive you guys completely nuts, which I understand, but the more times I play it, the more value I'm getting for my money.
[00:37:55]  Oh, was that some, no. was that some, no.
[00:38:15]  Something useful up here? Can I get through there, right?
[00:38:18]  No. Woo!
[00:38:20]  Whee! Hey!
[00:38:21]  Stop stuttering, man!
[00:38:25]  Okay, you guys gonna jump up here and give me a freebie shot?
[00:38:30]  I got nothing. Alright, jump!
[00:38:38]  Alright. Demons are just metaphors for bad morals.
[00:38:41]  Yeah, Witcher 3. I started that game.
[00:38:44]  But I didn't get too far into it.
[00:38:46]  It was kind of dark.
[00:38:47]  I couldn't exactly play it anywhere around my daughter.
[00:38:49]  and I just, you know, didn't really have time after that.
[00:38:51]  Oh, I really don't have much...
[00:39:08]  Oh, I should have gotten...
[00:39:15]  Whoa, are you ever shuddering?
[00:39:25]  Oh yeah, I'm not going to get much done with him because I don't have enough for this, right?
[00:39:29]  Oh, this is all very bad.
[00:39:32]  I wonder if I'm stuck in a part of the game here.
[00:39:36]  Because I don't yeah, I think I'm just gonna have to die and try again.
[00:39:39]  Oh, did that give me any weapon?
[00:39:45]  No. No, I can't go back here, right?
[00:39:51]  Yeah, I don't think...
[00:39:52]  And there aren't any low-level dudes.
[00:39:53]  Wait, what did I just get here? Yeah, I'll have to...
[00:40:02]  Let's see here.
[00:40:06]  Vegas is the best. Fallout 2?
[00:40:08]  I never played that one. Alright, let's try another couple here.
[00:40:12]  If at first you don't succeed, die, die again.
[00:40:15]  Yeah, no kidding.
[00:40:17]  No kidding. Alright. So what are we going to do here?
[00:40:19]  I'm going to need to get one of these low-level dudes.
[00:40:21]  So first I've got to go and get the gasoline here, right?
[00:40:24]  Then a little bit of health wouldn't hurt.
[00:40:27]  But then I got to get one of these low-level dudes, right?
[00:40:30]  Oh, I didn't mean to...
[00:40:38]  I meant to just disable him a little.
[00:40:40]  Okay, that's a little health, but that does not...
[00:41:02]  Oh, Lord.
[00:41:05]  Now, see, it's a funny thing, right?
[00:41:06]  Because it lets me die. Because I... I thought I had got the...
[00:41:11]  I thought I had got the...
[00:41:14]  Oh, Lord, what do you do in this game when you're out of ammo?
[00:41:17]  It's a good question, right?
[00:41:18]  I guess you aim not to be out of ammo beforehand, right?
[00:41:21]  Okay, so I am going to need to get away from this dude and go and get...
[00:41:27]  See, this gives me health, but health is an issue here, right?
[00:41:42]  Chainsaw the low-level dude.
[00:41:44]  Yeah, yeah, I thought so. I thought so.
[00:41:46]  All right. I'm going to give it a shot.
[00:41:48]  It's pretty easy if I've got the ammo, but without the ammo, I just, you know, tickle fights don't seem to be the way to do it.
[00:41:55]  All right. So maybe I'll go up the stairs here, right?
[00:41:59]  Now that is not a low-level dude.
[00:42:02]  There we go. All right.
[00:42:03]  Thank you. Now, if I go here and up here...
[00:42:08]  Oh, okay. Oh, but we can go in here, right?
[00:42:10]  There's health up here, right?
[00:42:12]  Now, what do I have? Whoa, stop shuddering, my dude.
[00:42:26]  What else do I have here?
[00:42:28]  Well, we have the runaway potential.
[00:42:30]  Alright, that's better.
[00:42:43]  Whoa, where did you go?
[00:42:44]  And who are you?
[00:42:45]  Wow, okay.
[00:42:51]  Lots of dudes around.
[00:42:52]  Alright.
[00:43:02]  Okay, okay, okay.
[00:43:03]  So that's how the game deals with the problem of ammunition.
[00:43:06]  It just keeps giving you low-level dudes, right?
[00:43:20]  So that's how the game deals with the game.
[00:43:36]  Oh, Lord.
[00:43:37]  It's one of these dudes.
[00:43:38]  Okay, so that keeps giving you more ammo.
[00:43:43]  Although, not...
[00:43:45]  Not the super ammo you need, right?
[00:43:49]  What the heck is going on?
[00:43:53]  Oh lord, it's one of these dudes.
[00:43:55]  Alright, let's try it one more time. Punch the armor off the big guy.
[00:43:58]  I don't remember that.
[00:44:00]  The blood punch takes off the Cyber Mancubus' armor.
[00:44:04]  Oh, that's right.
[00:44:05]  Okay, um... Oh, yeah.
[00:44:11]  Okay, I'll try this one more time.
[00:44:12]  But, yeah, I remember this being...
[00:44:14]  I think I just got him kind of by accident before.
[00:44:18]  Alright, so we've got to go up here.
[00:44:20]  I need a little bit of the old health.
[00:44:25]  And I've got to go and get...

=== Punch the Armor Off (03:43) ===

[00:44:29]  Oops.
[00:44:30]  That was a very huge error, wasn't it?
[00:44:32]  Yes, it was. Yeah, I don't think I can get this guy now, right?
[00:44:51]  Because I don't have the right...
[00:44:52]  I need a little dude.
[00:44:57]  Do I get another little dude?
[00:45:00]  Come on, little dude! Yeah, it's giving me something, but I think it's giving me armor, right?
[00:45:10]  Yeah, I don't have a little dude.
[00:45:11]  Okay. And I don't think I can get a hold of a little dude either.
[00:45:18]  Are they going to give me a little dude?
[00:45:20]  How about down here? No, that is not a little dude.
[00:45:24]  Alright. Oh, you say punch this dude?
[00:45:32]  I believe we have a bug.
[00:45:33]  He's stuck in a wall. Alright.
[00:45:37]  Let's let it end. Let it end.
[00:45:40]  It can be done with grenades and flame belch.
[00:45:45]  Yeah, I think I was out of...
[00:45:47]  Okay, so sorry about that.
[00:45:48]  I have to go and get the...
[00:45:49]  I have to go and get the maybe I should go and do that first, right?
[00:45:53]  Oh, come on.
[00:46:00]  Alright, let's just restart the checkpoint here.
[00:46:07]  Sorry about that. I really should remember the thing...
[00:46:12]  Can you do the Philosophy of Fight Club?
[00:46:13]  I have done the Philosophy of Fight Club.
[00:46:15]  I've actually done a bunch of...
[00:46:16]  There we go.
[00:46:23]  Yeah, that's what I need to do.
[00:46:25]  There we go.
[00:46:48]  Although a little health would not go a mess either right now.
[00:46:51]  Oh, hello. Hey, why can't I jump?
[00:46:53]  There we go. Uh, one of you guys coming up, right?
[00:47:00]  Nope. Alright, get away from you. What else do we have here?
[00:47:23]  Oh, you can give me some health, can't you?
[00:47:25]  Ooh, not much though. Alright.
[00:47:39]  I just remember that Oh yeah, this guy just keeps...
[00:47:54]  Alright.

=== Really Appreciate You Dropping By (00:18) ===

[00:48:13]  Okay, well I'm going to stop, but...
[00:48:17]  Sidestamp? Okay, yeah, listen, really, really appreciate you guys dropping by tonight.
[00:48:20]  It was fun. I feel warmed up, and I think that we can give it a shot a little bit more when I practice.
[00:48:28]  Well, I won't practice outside the game, but yeah, thanks a lot for dropping by.