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Getting Back Online
00:08:04
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| Well, that was strange. Why, oh why, oh why did I suddenly go offline? | |
| Well, that's why I couldn't hear anyone or no one could help me. | |
| All right. Are we back? | |
| Receiving your content. | |
| Get ready. I will forever remain ready. | |
| Yeah, it just kicked me off the stream here, right? | |
| Why? Well, no particular reason. | |
| Just, you know, just for funsies. | |
| Uh, excellent. Alright. | |
| So, um, here I am. | |
| A man on your scene. | |
| So, I gotta figure out where to go, right? | |
| No, can't get that. | |
| And I gotta keep going up here, because I keep running out of radiation stuff, right? | |
| Oops. Wait, come out, come out, wherever you are. | |
| Alright, jump. Jump. | |
| Alright. We're back. | |
| The difficulty is medium. Difficulty level is medium. | |
| Anyone done this one before? | |
| Anyone done this part before? | |
| I'm not sure where I'm... | |
| I drained the first part. | |
| I just don't know how to get the second part. | |
| Just let me know. | |
| If you've done this before? | |
| Oh, you have. Okay, so where do I... I've had a look down here, like in this goop. | |
| I've drained this first part. | |
| You can see over there, right? So how do I get to the next part? | |
| There's nothing over there, right? | |
| Oh, I guess I can go in here. | |
| Can I shoot through there? | |
| No. All right, so please, my friends, let me know what I'm supposed to be doing. | |
| Because I have swum down here, but basically I can't see where or what I'm supposed to do. | |
| So I go back up here. | |
| What the heck? | |
| Where am I? | |
| And then you can't see anything, so then you just die. | |
| Alright, let's try that again. There's a green thing you have to shoot underwater? | |
| Yes, I have done that before. | |
| So... You have to drain the lizard. | |
| Susan shut you down? Yeah, I don't know. | |
| I just got kicked off. I was wondering why nobody was giving me any help. | |
| I'm like, I know you're there. | |
| Why aren't you helping me? | |
| Alright, now if you guys also know where this key is, I assume it's somewhere down here, right? | |
| Okay, so that... | |
| This is a dead end. And I can't open these on my own, right? | |
| So this is the chamber where I've got the goop to go in, which I'm kind of getting bored of doing. | |
| But I don't think there's anywhere else to go, right? | |
| Just other than in here. | |
| But I need to find out where the key is, and I assume the key is down under the goop. | |
| Alright, this is a pretty limited kind of maze back here. | |
| There is a wall you have to break in the water. | |
| Yeah, no, I got that. Yeah, I got that, and I appreciate that. | |
| So here's what I've done, right? | |
| So you go here. Right? | |
| And then you go down in here, and yeah, I get that. | |
| You go down in here, and you break the wall, right? | |
| And then it drains some stuff away. | |
| And we say, yeah, you're good. | |
| That stuff has been drained away. | |
| And then... | |
| And then what do we do? | |
| See, I can get... | |
| See, I can get this, right? | |
| But then what? You've never played? | |
| Alright. So, yeah, where do I go from here? | |
| Because basically I'm just going into the water and dying Chernobyl-style. | |
| Any thoughts? Any hints? | |
| Any clues? I feel like if I go down in here I'm just going to get so annoyed I'm going to end up just stopping for the night. | |
| Which I can always do, of course, right? | |
| But I would like to keep going a little bit more. | |
| Twitch name is, uh... | |
| Freedom A. Box go up. | |
| Uh... Yeah? | |
| From here? I don't think I can get up from here, can I? Another wall in the water. | |
| Yeah, that's not quite as helpful as you think it is. | |
| Eternal is pretty good, yeah. | |
| It's just they really got into their puzzles, and I prefer the shooting parts myself. | |
| There's a box above your head, you say? | |
| All right. Yeah, no, I mean, is it this one here? | |
| But I can't jump up, right, from here. | |
| Room to your right under the box. | |
| Alright, so let's go in. | |
| Ah, there we go. | |
| Wait, this? Oh, and then I go up, right? | |
| Ah, there we go. | |
| Shoot this. Alright. | |
| What did I just get here? | |
| Alright, excellent. Good afternoon from China. | |
| Well, good afternoon to you as well. | |
| All right. | |
| So now we've got this. | |
| Drain it a little more. Alright, I got it. | |
| Thank you. And now is that it? | |
| Do I get the key? Do I get the key? | |
| I am the key, master! | |
| Do I have the key? Do I have the key? | |
| Punch this dude. Alright, so... | |
| I'm enjoying the art. | |
| Still enjoying the art. A couple of improbable shells down here that are improbably working. | |
| And now I assume what we jump on here. | |
| And then... | |
| Oh! We're supposed to get back up again, or what? | |
| Alright. Oh, I see. | |
| Climb here. Do something there. | |
| Something opens somewhere else. | |
| Do I need this thing at all? | |
| I might, right? Oof. | |
| Alright. So something opened, right? | |
| Didn't it? Didn't it? | |
| Oh, was that? No, that's just where I was in before, right? | |
| Okay. Oh, that opened. | |
| Okay. Good. 1-1-1. | |
| Alright. Alright. | |
| You've beat the game? Excellent. | |
| Alright. I flow uphill... | |
| Can you imagine how much shit these demons would have to poop in order to fill these sewers? | |
| It's just wretched. | |
| Alright. Now hang on a sec, because I want the key to the super-duper fighty place. | |
| Ah, look at that! | |
| Ask and you shall receive. | |
| Slayer key acquired. | |
| But I think... | |
| Don't I have to go back down? | |
| Oh, let's go forward. Always forward and see. | |
| Ah, here we go. | |
| Shall we do it? Let's do this! | |
| And we will finish up for the night. | |
| Alright. That is a big key. | |
| I compensate for nothing. | |
| And that's where babies come from. | |
| Alright. That's right. | |
| I'm going to continue. We'll overuse that joke. | |
| And that's just the way it is. | |
| Alright. Here we go. | |
| Oh, here we go. | |
| Oh, this is where I've got to get the big dudes, right? | |
| Oh, here we here we go. | |
| Now, which is the big dude I'm supposed to get here? | |
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Dance, Dance, Dance!
00:06:38
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| I'm sure there's many. Oh yeah, this was my nemesis from before. | |
| And I have to first of all get used to the whole landscape here, right? | |
| Oh, I could use myself a little health. | |
| Oh, I could use myself a little bit. | |
| You ain't seen running till you've seen me running. | |
| Warp around? | |
| round, I think I will. | |
| Where is Mr. Firehead? | |
| There we go. Dance, dance, dance! | |
| I said. See? | |
| Not so bad, right? Not so bad. | |
| Alright. Oh, dude. | |
| So rude. Alright. | |
| Oh, uh, yeah. Alright, that is... | |
| I do not like these slow-firing weapons myself. | |
| It is not... I am not a fan. | |
| Alright, um... | |
| Oh, um... | |
| Whoa, dude. | |
| A little personal space, please. | |
| Okay. | |
| Enough of this me too stuff. | |
| Ooh. | |
| What the heck? | |
| Okay. | |
| That was not smoothly done, I will tell you. | |
| Whoa. Okay, let's get away from that dude. | |
| Is he gonna come through? Is he gonna come through? | |
| Where is he? | |
| Whoa. | |
| Oh, Mr. Warpy Head. | |
| Ah. | |
| Uh, do I get the feeling more guys keep coming, or is that just me? | |
| Uh, alright. | |
| Let's get a little ammo. | |
| Oh, we probably need a little bit more ammo here, right? | |
| Oh, oh. | |
| Bad, bad, bad. | |
| The rocket is my friend and my mortal enemy. | |
| Whoa, hello. | |
| Oh, I like these little stained glass things, right? | |
| It's like so inappropriate. | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa! | |
| That's not good. I've got to stop using this. | |
| What? Uh, oh, I'm gonna need me some ammo, right? | |
| Oh, oh, I'll get that health for sure. | |
| Uh, am I out of this stuff? | |
| Well, not too bad. | |
| Not too bad, right? | |
| Okay. | |
| I'll dart into the hole of mumminess. | |
| Ooh, I'll take that. | |
| We've got to be almost done here, right? | |
| Not bad, not bad, not bad. | |
| Oh, these dudes? | |
| Really? Was I a fool to think we were almost done? | |
| I guess I was. | |
| Oh, man. | |
| We are going to need some health, aren't we? | |
| And some ammo, I guess, in particular, right? | |
| We are going to need some ammo. | |
| We're gonna need to swing away from that dude. | |
| Oh. I guess I was a little optimistic there, | |
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Whoa, Bad Idea!
00:03:56
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| wasn't I? Whoa, dude. | |
| A little close. A little proximate there, my friend. | |
| Ooh, I'll take that. Nope. | |
| Don't need that. Kind of do need a little ammo or two, though, right? | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa. Alright, alright. | |
| Oh, he moved. | |
| You're not allowed to move, man. | |
| That's my job. Oh, Daddy's going to need a little health. | |
| What's back here? | |
| or nothing, eh? | |
| Oh, and that little ammo wouldn't go a mess either, right? | |
| Oh, oh, oh, yes, we're... | |
| We will take that! Alright, Alright, have we got it? | |
| Have we got it? | |
| Last dude? | |
| Alright, look at that! | |
| We have leveled up. | |
| Hey, I did that first... | |
| I did that first round. | |
| Somebody says, I was here when you started this game, and I will have to say you suck far less now. | |
| Yeah... I can't really help but argue with that. | |
| I really can't. I can't argue with that at all. | |
| I appreciate that. | |
| Thanks. I appreciate that. | |
| I'm getting the hang of it. I'm sure my ex-girlfriend is in this game. | |
| Hey man, if it's bad enough, she is this game. | |
| Alright. God bless me, Steph. | |
| Thank you very much. Would I debate Dr. | |
| William Lane Craig about moral philosophy? | |
| I've got to tell you, I am liking the Christians so much these days. | |
| I would rather have a discussion than a debate. | |
| And I am looking for the allies, where I can find them. | |
| That's kind of important to me. | |
| Oh. | |
| I guess we're just going straight into another fest here, right? | |
| I guess we're just going straight into another fest. | |
| Whoa, whoa, bad idea, bad idea. | |
| The rocket launcher always getting me in trouble. | |
| The distance weapon that I can never remember to stay apart from. | |
| Oh, that was embarrassing. | |
| I think. | |
| Hey, it's not a private shame anymore when I do badly, right? | |
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Oh Wanted Health
00:01:30
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| Should I? Should I? Yeah, why not? | |
| So I basically just have to keep getting these guys, right? | |
| Until... Oh, I wanted his health! | |
| I wanted his health, I really did! | |
| Oh, um... | |
| So that's not good. | |
| So these guys are just going to keep coming, right? | |
| Whoa. Until I get... | |
| Where's Mr. Monster Dude? | |
| Is that him? Oh, Oh, these are all just ghost dudes I get until I get this guy, right? | |
| Oh, that's not ideal. | |
| Oh. | |
| Ooh, not good, not good! | |
| There we go. Alright, I'm going to stop here, but I really, really appreciate that for you guys tonight. | |
| Nice dropping by. | |
| I'll stream to Twitch maybe next time. | |
| And have yourself a great evening, everyone. | |
| A great pleasure to chat with you. | |
| Stay in the realm of philosophy, and all will be well with your life. | |