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May 13, 2020 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
20:11
STEFAN MOLYNEUX vs DEMON HORDES! DOOM ETERNAL PART 18!
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Well, that was strange. Why, oh why, oh why did I suddenly go offline?
Well, that's why I couldn't hear anyone or no one could help me.
All right. Are we back?
Receiving your content.
Get ready. I will forever remain ready.
Yeah, it just kicked me off the stream here, right?
Why? Well, no particular reason.
Just, you know, just for funsies.
Uh, excellent. Alright.
So, um, here I am.
A man on your scene.
So, I gotta figure out where to go, right?
No, can't get that.
And I gotta keep going up here, because I keep running out of radiation stuff, right?
Oops. Wait, come out, come out, wherever you are.
Alright, jump. Jump.
Alright. We're back.
The difficulty is medium. Difficulty level is medium.
Anyone done this one before?
Anyone done this part before?
I'm not sure where I'm...
I drained the first part.
I just don't know how to get the second part.
Just let me know.
If you've done this before?
Oh, you have. Okay, so where do I... I've had a look down here, like in this goop.
I've drained this first part.
You can see over there, right? So how do I get to the next part?
There's nothing over there, right?
Oh, I guess I can go in here.
Can I shoot through there?
No. All right, so please, my friends, let me know what I'm supposed to be doing.
Because I have swum down here, but basically I can't see where or what I'm supposed to do.
So I go back up here.
What the heck?
Where am I?
And then you can't see anything, so then you just die.
Alright, let's try that again. There's a green thing you have to shoot underwater?
Yes, I have done that before.
So... You have to drain the lizard.
Susan shut you down? Yeah, I don't know.
I just got kicked off. I was wondering why nobody was giving me any help.
I'm like, I know you're there.
Why aren't you helping me?
Alright, now if you guys also know where this key is, I assume it's somewhere down here, right?
Okay, so that...
This is a dead end. And I can't open these on my own, right?
So this is the chamber where I've got the goop to go in, which I'm kind of getting bored of doing.
But I don't think there's anywhere else to go, right?
Just other than in here.
But I need to find out where the key is, and I assume the key is down under the goop.
Alright, this is a pretty limited kind of maze back here.
There is a wall you have to break in the water.
Yeah, no, I got that. Yeah, I got that, and I appreciate that.
So here's what I've done, right?
So you go here. Right?
And then you go down in here, and yeah, I get that.
You go down in here, and you break the wall, right?
And then it drains some stuff away.
And we say, yeah, you're good.
That stuff has been drained away.
And then...
And then what do we do?
See, I can get...
See, I can get this, right?
But then what? You've never played?
Alright. So, yeah, where do I go from here?
Because basically I'm just going into the water and dying Chernobyl-style.
Any thoughts? Any hints?
Any clues? I feel like if I go down in here I'm just going to get so annoyed I'm going to end up just stopping for the night.
Which I can always do, of course, right?
But I would like to keep going a little bit more.
Twitch name is, uh...
Freedom A. Box go up.
Uh... Yeah?
From here? I don't think I can get up from here, can I? Another wall in the water.
Yeah, that's not quite as helpful as you think it is.
Eternal is pretty good, yeah.
It's just they really got into their puzzles, and I prefer the shooting parts myself.
There's a box above your head, you say?
All right. Yeah, no, I mean, is it this one here?
But I can't jump up, right, from here.
Room to your right under the box.
Alright, so let's go in.
Ah, there we go.
Wait, this? Oh, and then I go up, right?
Ah, there we go.
Shoot this. Alright.
What did I just get here?
Alright, excellent. Good afternoon from China.
Well, good afternoon to you as well.
All right.
So now we've got this.
Drain it a little more. Alright, I got it.
Thank you. And now is that it?
Do I get the key? Do I get the key?
I am the key, master!
Do I have the key? Do I have the key?
Punch this dude. Alright, so...
I'm enjoying the art.
Still enjoying the art. A couple of improbable shells down here that are improbably working.
And now I assume what we jump on here.
And then...
Oh! We're supposed to get back up again, or what?
Alright. Oh, I see.
Climb here. Do something there.
Something opens somewhere else.
Do I need this thing at all?
I might, right? Oof.
Alright. So something opened, right?
Didn't it? Didn't it?
Oh, was that? No, that's just where I was in before, right?
Okay. Oh, that opened.
Okay. Good. 1-1-1.
Alright. Alright.
You've beat the game? Excellent.
Alright. I flow uphill...
Can you imagine how much shit these demons would have to poop in order to fill these sewers?
It's just wretched.
Alright. Now hang on a sec, because I want the key to the super-duper fighty place.
Ah, look at that!
Ask and you shall receive.
Slayer key acquired.
But I think...
Don't I have to go back down?
Oh, let's go forward. Always forward and see.
Ah, here we go.
Shall we do it? Let's do this!
And we will finish up for the night.
Alright. That is a big key.
I compensate for nothing.
And that's where babies come from.
Alright. That's right.
I'm going to continue. We'll overuse that joke.
And that's just the way it is.
Alright. Here we go.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, this is where I've got to get the big dudes, right?
Oh, here we here we go.
Now, which is the big dude I'm supposed to get here?
I'm sure there's many. Oh yeah, this was my nemesis from before.
And I have to first of all get used to the whole landscape here, right?
Oh, I could use myself a little health.
Oh, I could use myself a little bit.
You ain't seen running till you've seen me running.
Warp around?
round, I think I will.
Where is Mr. Firehead?
There we go. Dance, dance, dance!
I said. See?
Not so bad, right? Not so bad.
Alright. Oh, dude.
So rude. Alright.
Oh, uh, yeah. Alright, that is...
I do not like these slow-firing weapons myself.
It is not... I am not a fan.
Alright, um...
Oh, um...
Whoa, dude.
A little personal space, please.
Okay.
Enough of this me too stuff.
Ooh.
What the heck?
Okay.
That was not smoothly done, I will tell you.
Whoa. Okay, let's get away from that dude.
Is he gonna come through? Is he gonna come through?
Where is he?
Whoa.
Oh, Mr. Warpy Head.
Ah.
Uh, do I get the feeling more guys keep coming, or is that just me?
Uh, alright.
Let's get a little ammo.
Oh, we probably need a little bit more ammo here, right?
Oh, oh.
Bad, bad, bad.
The rocket is my friend and my mortal enemy.
Whoa, hello.
Oh, I like these little stained glass things, right?
It's like so inappropriate.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
That's not good. I've got to stop using this.
What? Uh, oh, I'm gonna need me some ammo, right?
Oh, oh, I'll get that health for sure.
Uh, am I out of this stuff?
Well, not too bad.
Not too bad, right?
Okay.
I'll dart into the hole of mumminess.
Ooh, I'll take that.
We've got to be almost done here, right?
Not bad, not bad, not bad.
Oh, these dudes?
Really? Was I a fool to think we were almost done?
I guess I was.
Oh, man.
We are going to need some health, aren't we?
And some ammo, I guess, in particular, right?
We are going to need some ammo.
We're gonna need to swing away from that dude.
Oh. I guess I was a little optimistic there,
wasn't I? Whoa, dude.
A little close. A little proximate there, my friend.
Ooh, I'll take that. Nope.
Don't need that. Kind of do need a little ammo or two, though, right?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Alright, alright.
Oh, he moved.
You're not allowed to move, man.
That's my job. Oh, Daddy's going to need a little health.
What's back here?
or nothing, eh?
Oh, and that little ammo wouldn't go a mess either, right?
Oh, oh, oh, yes, we're...
We will take that! Alright, Alright, have we got it?
Have we got it?
Last dude?
Alright, look at that!
We have leveled up.
Hey, I did that first...
I did that first round.
Somebody says, I was here when you started this game, and I will have to say you suck far less now.
Yeah... I can't really help but argue with that.
I really can't. I can't argue with that at all.
I appreciate that.
Thanks. I appreciate that.
I'm getting the hang of it. I'm sure my ex-girlfriend is in this game.
Hey man, if it's bad enough, she is this game.
Alright. God bless me, Steph.
Thank you very much. Would I debate Dr.
William Lane Craig about moral philosophy?
I've got to tell you, I am liking the Christians so much these days.
I would rather have a discussion than a debate.
And I am looking for the allies, where I can find them.
That's kind of important to me.
Oh.
I guess we're just going straight into another fest here, right?
I guess we're just going straight into another fest.
Whoa, whoa, bad idea, bad idea.
The rocket launcher always getting me in trouble.
The distance weapon that I can never remember to stay apart from.
Oh, that was embarrassing.
I think.
Hey, it's not a private shame anymore when I do badly, right?
Should I? Should I? Yeah, why not?
So I basically just have to keep getting these guys, right?
Until... Oh, I wanted his health!
I wanted his health, I really did!
Oh, um...
So that's not good.
So these guys are just going to keep coming, right?
Whoa. Until I get...
Where's Mr. Monster Dude?
Is that him? Oh, Oh, these are all just ghost dudes I get until I get this guy, right?
Oh, that's not ideal.
Oh.
Ooh, not good, not good!
There we go. Alright, I'm going to stop here, but I really, really appreciate that for you guys tonight.
Nice dropping by.
I'll stream to Twitch maybe next time.
And have yourself a great evening, everyone.
A great pleasure to chat with you.
Stay in the realm of philosophy, and all will be well with your life.
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