Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux - STEFAN MOLYNEUX vs DEMON HORDES! DOOM ETERNAL PART 18!
Aired: 2020-05-13
Duration: 20:11


=== Getting Back Online (08:04) ===

[00:00:02]  Well, that was strange. Why, oh why, oh why did I suddenly go offline?
[00:00:09]  Well, that's why I couldn't hear anyone or no one could help me.
[00:00:13]  All right. Are we back?
[00:00:17]  Receiving your content.
[00:00:18]  Get ready. I will forever remain ready.
[00:00:23]  Yeah, it just kicked me off the stream here, right?
[00:00:25]  Why? Well, no particular reason.
[00:00:29]  Just, you know, just for funsies.
[00:00:31]  Uh, excellent. Alright.
[00:00:33]  So, um, here I am.
[00:00:37]  A man on your scene.
[00:00:41]  So, I gotta figure out where to go, right?
[00:00:45]  No, can't get that.
[00:00:46]  And I gotta keep going up here, because I keep running out of radiation stuff, right?
[00:00:50]  Oops. Wait, come out, come out, wherever you are.
[00:00:52]  Alright, jump. Jump.
[00:00:58]  Alright. We're back.
[00:01:00]  The difficulty is medium. Difficulty level is medium.
[00:01:05]  Anyone done this one before?
[00:01:06]  Anyone done this part before?
[00:01:14]  I'm not sure where I'm...
[00:01:16]  I drained the first part.
[00:01:17]  I just don't know how to get the second part.
[00:01:24]  Just let me know.
[00:01:28]  If you've done this before?
[00:01:30]  Oh, you have. Okay, so where do I... I've had a look down here, like in this goop.
[00:01:34]  I've drained this first part.
[00:01:36]  You can see over there, right? So how do I get to the next part?
[00:01:43]  There's nothing over there, right?
[00:01:45]  Oh, I guess I can go in here.
[00:01:48]  Can I shoot through there?
[00:01:50]  No. All right, so please, my friends, let me know what I'm supposed to be doing.
[00:01:59]  Because I have swum down here, but basically I can't see where or what I'm supposed to do.
[00:02:09]  So I go back up here.
[00:02:11]  What the heck?
[00:02:18]  Where am I?
[00:02:18]  And then you can't see anything, so then you just die.
[00:02:26]  Alright, let's try that again. There's a green thing you have to shoot underwater?
[00:02:30]  Yes, I have done that before.
[00:02:33]  So... You have to drain the lizard.
[00:02:38]  Susan shut you down? Yeah, I don't know.
[00:02:39]  I just got kicked off. I was wondering why nobody was giving me any help.
[00:02:42]  I'm like, I know you're there.
[00:02:43]  Why aren't you helping me?
[00:02:45]  Alright, now if you guys also know where this key is, I assume it's somewhere down here, right?
[00:02:51]  Okay, so that...
[00:02:52]  This is a dead end. And I can't open these on my own, right?
[00:02:57]  So this is the chamber where I've got the goop to go in, which I'm kind of getting bored of doing.
[00:03:02]  But I don't think there's anywhere else to go, right?
[00:03:04]  Just other than in here.
[00:03:05]  But I need to find out where the key is, and I assume the key is down under the goop.
[00:03:08]  Alright, this is a pretty limited kind of maze back here.
[00:03:14]  There is a wall you have to break in the water.
[00:03:16]  Yeah, no, I got that. Yeah, I got that, and I appreciate that.
[00:03:18]  So here's what I've done, right?
[00:03:20]  So you go here. Right?
[00:03:22]  And then you go down in here, and yeah, I get that.
[00:03:25]  You go down in here, and you break the wall, right?
[00:03:29]  And then it drains some stuff away.
[00:03:31]  And we say, yeah, you're good.
[00:03:33]  That stuff has been drained away.
[00:03:36]  And then...
[00:03:37]  And then what do we do?
[00:03:40]  See, I can get...
[00:03:43]  See, I can get this, right?
[00:03:47]  But then what? You've never played?
[00:03:52]  Alright. So, yeah, where do I go from here?
[00:03:55]  Because basically I'm just going into the water and dying Chernobyl-style.
[00:04:02]  Any thoughts? Any hints?
[00:04:03]  Any clues? I feel like if I go down in here I'm just going to get so annoyed I'm going to end up just stopping for the night.
[00:04:08]  Which I can always do, of course, right?
[00:04:10]  But I would like to keep going a little bit more.
[00:04:13]  Twitch name is, uh...
[00:04:15]  Freedom A. Box go up.
[00:04:19]  Uh... Yeah?
[00:04:21]  From here? I don't think I can get up from here, can I? Another wall in the water.
[00:04:30]  Yeah, that's not quite as helpful as you think it is.
[00:04:35]  Eternal is pretty good, yeah.
[00:04:37]  It's just they really got into their puzzles, and I prefer the shooting parts myself.
[00:04:44]  There's a box above your head, you say?
[00:04:48]  All right. Yeah, no, I mean, is it this one here?
[00:04:53]  But I can't jump up, right, from here.
[00:04:58]  Room to your right under the box.
[00:05:00]  Alright, so let's go in.
[00:05:03]  Ah, there we go.
[00:05:04]  Wait, this? Oh, and then I go up, right?
[00:05:11]  Ah, there we go.
[00:05:12]  Shoot this. Alright.
[00:05:19]  What did I just get here?
[00:05:22]  Alright, excellent. Good afternoon from China.
[00:05:25]  Well, good afternoon to you as well.
[00:05:26]  All right.
[00:05:32]  So now we've got this.
[00:05:34]  Drain it a little more. Alright, I got it.
[00:05:35]  Thank you. And now is that it?
[00:05:39]  Do I get the key? Do I get the key?
[00:05:41]  I am the key, master!
[00:05:43]  Do I have the key? Do I have the key?
[00:05:44]  Punch this dude. Alright, so...
[00:05:49]  I'm enjoying the art.
[00:05:50]  Still enjoying the art. A couple of improbable shells down here that are improbably working.
[00:05:56]  And now I assume what we jump on here.
[00:06:01]  And then...
[00:06:02]  Oh! We're supposed to get back up again, or what?
[00:06:05]  Alright. Oh, I see.
[00:06:09]  Climb here. Do something there.
[00:06:14]  Something opens somewhere else.
[00:06:16]  Do I need this thing at all?
[00:06:18]  I might, right? Oof.
[00:06:21]  Alright. So something opened, right?
[00:06:22]  Didn't it? Didn't it?
[00:06:24]  Oh, was that? No, that's just where I was in before, right?
[00:06:26]  Okay. Oh, that opened.
[00:06:28]  Okay. Good. 1-1-1.
[00:06:32]  Alright. Alright.
[00:06:34]  You've beat the game? Excellent.
[00:06:38]  Alright. I flow uphill...
[00:06:41]  Can you imagine how much shit these demons would have to poop in order to fill these sewers?
[00:06:45]  It's just wretched.
[00:06:46]  Alright. Now hang on a sec, because I want the key to the super-duper fighty place.
[00:06:52]  Ah, look at that!
[00:06:54]  Ask and you shall receive.
[00:06:56]  Slayer key acquired.
[00:06:59]  But I think...
[00:07:00]  Don't I have to go back down?
[00:07:01]  Oh, let's go forward. Always forward and see.
[00:07:05]  Ah, here we go.
[00:07:07]  Shall we do it? Let's do this!
[00:07:09]  And we will finish up for the night.
[00:07:12]  Alright. That is a big key.
[00:07:14]  I compensate for nothing.
[00:07:16]  And that's where babies come from.
[00:07:17]  Alright. That's right.
[00:07:20]  I'm going to continue. We'll overuse that joke.
[00:07:22]  And that's just the way it is.
[00:07:23]  Alright. Here we go.
[00:07:26]  Oh, here we go.
[00:07:26]  Oh, this is where I've got to get the big dudes, right?
[00:07:36]  Oh, here we here we go.
[00:08:04]  Now, which is the big dude I'm supposed to get here?

=== Dance, Dance, Dance! (06:38) ===

[00:08:06]  I'm sure there's many. Oh yeah, this was my nemesis from before.
[00:08:19]  And I have to first of all get used to the whole landscape here, right?
[00:08:24]  Oh, I could use myself a little health.
[00:08:31]  Oh, I could use myself a little bit.
[00:08:38]  You ain't seen running till you've seen me running.
[00:08:40]  Warp around?
[00:08:56]  round, I think I will.
[00:08:57]  Where is Mr. Firehead?
[00:09:06]  There we go. Dance, dance, dance!
[00:09:12]  I said. See?
[00:09:14]  Not so bad, right? Not so bad.
[00:09:25]  Alright. Oh, dude.
[00:09:37]  So rude. Alright.
[00:09:39]  Oh, uh, yeah. Alright, that is...
[00:09:43]  I do not like these slow-firing weapons myself.
[00:09:46]  It is not... I am not a fan.
[00:09:48]  Alright, um...
[00:09:50]  Oh, um...
[00:10:04]  Whoa, dude.
[00:10:13]  A little personal space, please.
[00:10:16]  Okay.
[00:10:16]  Enough of this me too stuff.
[00:10:18]  Ooh.
[00:10:24]  What the heck?
[00:10:26]  Okay.
[00:10:30]  That was not smoothly done, I will tell you.
[00:10:32]  Whoa. Okay, let's get away from that dude.
[00:10:35]  Is he gonna come through? Is he gonna come through?
[00:10:37]  Where is he?
[00:10:38]  Whoa.
[00:10:41]  Oh, Mr. Warpy Head.
[00:10:56]  Ah.
[00:11:08]  Uh, do I get the feeling more guys keep coming, or is that just me?
[00:11:11]  Uh, alright.
[00:11:23]  Let's get a little ammo.
[00:11:25]  Oh, we probably need a little bit more ammo here, right?
[00:11:26]  Oh, oh.
[00:11:44]  Bad, bad, bad.
[00:11:46]  The rocket is my friend and my mortal enemy.
[00:11:49]  Whoa, hello.
[00:11:59]  Oh, I like these little stained glass things, right?
[00:12:03]  It's like so inappropriate.
[00:12:05]  Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[00:12:19]  That's not good. I've got to stop using this.
[00:12:22]  What? Uh, oh, I'm gonna need me some ammo, right?
[00:12:30]  Oh, oh, I'll get that health for sure.
[00:12:35]  Uh, am I out of this stuff?
[00:12:37]  Well, not too bad.
[00:12:50]  Not too bad, right?
[00:12:51]  Okay.
[00:13:03]  I'll dart into the hole of mumminess.
[00:13:07]  Ooh, I'll take that.
[00:13:09]  We've got to be almost done here, right?
[00:13:12]  Not bad, not bad, not bad.
[00:13:15]  Oh, these dudes?
[00:13:28]  Really? Was I a fool to think we were almost done?
[00:13:35]  I guess I was.
[00:13:38]  Oh, man.
[00:13:39]  We are going to need some health, aren't we?
[00:13:47]  And some ammo, I guess, in particular, right?
[00:13:56]  We are going to need some ammo.
[00:14:13]  We're gonna need to swing away from that dude.
[00:14:19]  Oh. I guess I was a little optimistic there,

=== Whoa, Bad Idea! (03:56) ===

[00:14:44]  wasn't I? Whoa, dude.
[00:15:01]  A little close. A little proximate there, my friend.
[00:15:03]  Ooh, I'll take that. Nope.
[00:15:05]  Don't need that. Kind of do need a little ammo or two, though, right?
[00:15:09]  Whoa, whoa, whoa. Alright, alright.
[00:15:14]  Oh, he moved.
[00:15:16]  You're not allowed to move, man.
[00:15:17]  That's my job. Oh, Daddy's going to need a little health.
[00:15:34]  What's back here?
[00:15:42]  or nothing, eh?
[00:15:43]  Oh, and that little ammo wouldn't go a mess either, right?
[00:15:49]  Oh, oh, oh, yes, we're...
[00:15:56]  We will take that! Alright, Alright, have we got it?
[00:16:16]  Have we got it?
[00:16:17]  Last dude?
[00:16:26]  Alright, look at that!
[00:16:28]  We have leveled up.
[00:16:29]  Hey, I did that first...
[00:16:30]  I did that first round.
[00:16:34]  Somebody says, I was here when you started this game, and I will have to say you suck far less now.
[00:16:39]  Yeah... I can't really help but argue with that.
[00:16:44]  I really can't. I can't argue with that at all.
[00:16:47]  I appreciate that.
[00:16:48]  Thanks. I appreciate that.
[00:16:51]  I'm getting the hang of it. I'm sure my ex-girlfriend is in this game.
[00:16:55]  Hey man, if it's bad enough, she is this game.
[00:17:01]  Alright. God bless me, Steph.
[00:17:03]  Thank you very much. Would I debate Dr.
[00:17:05]  William Lane Craig about moral philosophy?
[00:17:08]  I've got to tell you, I am liking the Christians so much these days.
[00:17:12]  I would rather have a discussion than a debate.
[00:17:18]  And I am looking for the allies, where I can find them.
[00:17:26]  That's kind of important to me.
[00:17:28]  Oh.
[00:17:55]  I guess we're just going straight into another fest here, right?
[00:17:58]  I guess we're just going straight into another fest.
[00:18:08]  Whoa, whoa, bad idea, bad idea.
[00:18:11]  The rocket launcher always getting me in trouble.
[00:18:15]  The distance weapon that I can never remember to stay apart from.
[00:18:18]  Oh, that was embarrassing.
[00:18:28]  I think.
[00:18:32]  Hey, it's not a private shame anymore when I do badly, right?

=== Oh Wanted Health (01:30) ===

[00:18:41]  Should I? Should I? Yeah, why not?
[00:18:46]  So I basically just have to keep getting these guys, right?
[00:18:52]  Until... Oh, I wanted his health!
[00:18:55]  I wanted his health, I really did!
[00:18:57]  Oh, um...
[00:19:05]  So that's not good.
[00:19:06]  So these guys are just going to keep coming, right?
[00:19:09]  Whoa. Until I get...
[00:19:12]  Where's Mr. Monster Dude?
[00:19:14]  Is that him? Oh, Oh, these are all just ghost dudes I get until I get this guy, right?
[00:19:33]  Oh, that's not ideal.
[00:19:43]  Oh.
[00:19:52]  Ooh, not good, not good!
[00:19:54]  There we go. Alright, I'm going to stop here, but I really, really appreciate that for you guys tonight.
[00:19:59]  Nice dropping by.
[00:20:01]  I'll stream to Twitch maybe next time.
[00:20:04]  And have yourself a great evening, everyone.
[00:20:06]  A great pleasure to chat with you.
[00:20:08]  Stay in the realm of philosophy, and all will be well with your life.