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April 17, 2020 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
01:06:02
STEFAN MOLYNEUX vs DEMON HORDES! DOOM ETERNAL PART 14!
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All right.
All right.
What the hell is that?
Why does it say I've been going for an hour?
Oh.
This I could not tell you.
How you guys doing? Looks like we're live.
How are you guys doing? Why on earth does this say I've been live streaming for an hour?
Who knows? Who knows?
Anyway, nice to see you guys. How are you doing?
I am going to just...
I'm going to throw up the bandwidth here a little bit and just see what we can get.
Let's try more bandwidth.
More bandwidth. More cowbell.
Let's get this party started.
Yeah, I get that YouTube is not receiving enough video to maintain smooth streaming.
Let's see. Hello, hello everybody.
Black screen. Yes, it's coming.
It's coming. Patience.
The ultimate virtue. Ah, there we go.
There's all that juicy id goodness.
And Bethesda halfway between strategy and ultimate twitchiness.
Let's get this baby started.
So, you know, I have a confession to make.
It's actually a massive betrayal of my listenership.
Betrayal! I tell you.
So, as you remember last time, I was trying one of these Doomgates.
Yes, yes I was.
Trying a Doomgate. And what happened was, it was a little bit shuddery.
Just a little bit shuddery.
And so I ended up finishing it after I stopped the stream.
So I did actually do it.
This sounds bad, of course, because I said I was going to play through with you guys, but it was so twitchy that I ended up doing it on my own.
So, as you'll notice, there we are.
We will continue the game. So how are you guys doing?
How's life in the four walls?
Are they closing in a little bit here?
It sort of reminds me in theater, we used to have these naturalistic plays called, it was like the fourth wall, right?
The back wall, the side walls, and the fourth wall was where the audience was.
When do I think, ooh, that's a little reactive there.
What is it with computers and just things drifting, right?
Just things drifting.
Let's go to that, maybe.
Let's see. That's still a little twitchy.
When is World War III coming?
World War III is not coming in the way that you think it is.
How's that? A little better, right?
Now, World War III ain't coming.
The best you'll end up with is sort of a low-rent civil war that happens Lebanon-style.
All right. How is it looking?
Is it smooth as silky silkness?
The fifth wall? There is no fifth wall.
Maybe it's the ceiling. I don't know.
I tell you, so a friend of mine, when I was in theater school...
No, no, I was at McGill.
I was doing a lot of theater at McGill after my theater school days.
And he did a play called Catching Salmonella.
Sam and Ella, right?
Catching Salmonella, clever guy, right?
And the play actually took place on the stage, and the actual actors were in the seats.
It was kind of clever. All right.
How are things looking for you guys?
Is it Smoothie Smooth?
This game was developed to be a metaphor for Stefan destroying the communists.
Well, I'll tell you guys, right?
So, I mean, this is sort of my thought about these things.
So, as men, of course, we have this kind of desire or thirst for combat, right?
And yet, the combat that we have to be engaged in, hopefully for the foreseeable future, the combat we have to be engaged in is...
It's so intellectual, and it's so abstract, and all of that kind of stuff is just brutal.
It's just brutal. Alright, looks good.
Excellent. So it says follow the green.
Anything up here?
Oh, oh, there we go. Do I go up here?
Oh, am I supposed to jump across there?
Let's see here. Oh, there we go.
Swingy thing. Oh, no, you're not going to let me do the swingy thing?
Come on. I'm a guy in assless chaps.
Let me swing. You, I'm not a fan of.
And me, I'm not a fan of as I start playing this game.
Oh, I should have used that health.
I'm going to do my best, brothers and sisters, to try and get this game up and running as my brain reboots slowly.
Oh, oh! Didn't even notice that guy.
Just standing there like an ABBA backup singer.
All right. I think that they ran out of interesting textures for this door.
Look, you can go up ahead against this one and simply fall asleep.
Incredibly smooth now?
Wait, you're talking about my pickup lines, right?
There you go. Weapon mastery.
Why can't it be mistressy?
I've not seen this much brutality since Stefan debated Vosh.
That's interesting. That was interesting.
I can't even tell you how close that was.
I have spent a lot of my life trying to talk people out of being crazy.
It started a long time before I started talking to you guys.
Well, there's a slight chance.
...blood samples pulled from the Mars base event that show his blood type is...
She just assumed my gender.
Okay. This is the weirdest pickup line I've ever heard.
Oh, this gives me, uh, what?
A new upgrade? Dun-dun-dun!
Choose a weapon mod. Alright, can I choose this one?
Uh... Ooh, I like that.
Can I do that? Yes.
Now I will forget about these mods.
It's very tragic, really, when you think about it.
What will you do when the second wave hits this winter?
Is that for me? Is that a question for me?
I am not planning on going out much for the rest of the year.
It's really sad. It's really sad.
I feel like I keep punching my...
Oh, this is... Oh, remember I was talking about how bland that door was?
Now I understand why. Alright.
That I did... Praising my fragile white male ego.
Okay, so I've got some new...
Okay, that's my multi-launch-up thing, right?
That's this one. Was it...
Oh, that's the... I kind of like the rocket thing, right?
Yeah, I like the rocket thing.
So we'll do that. This.
Okay, I'm not wasting my ammo.
Why do you not plan on going out much?
Because I think there's going to be a second wave.
Well, in fact, I generally know that there's going to be a second wave.
Oh, this is bouncy time, right?
Okay, so I've got to go down and then make my way across, because it's a jumping puzzle.
Oh my gosh, did I do that jumping puzzle first try?
Can't be. Let me admire my own doings, and that way I... These guys give me a little bit more.
Ooh, that is some good, tasty icon goodness.
Have I been exercising indoors lately?
Yeah, for sure.
Oh.
Oh, no fuel. no fuel.
Not bad.
I'll just go to that. Oh.
Lord above. Alright.
Dishes are piling up at the sink.
Stefan's dishes are piling up at the sink.
I don't eat out a huge amount, but I tell you this, I do kind of miss it a little bit.
Just for, you know, it's just easy to have conversation when somebody else is preparing the food.
Oh, something cools back here, wouldn't you say?
Oh, but they're not going to let me get it, are they?
Why do you... I'm not sure why you just play games and talk.
Well, I'll tell you something that's interesting about this.
I was just thinking about this last night.
Some of these props are a little bit plain.
For those kinds of quality jokes.
No, I actually... I tell you, I actually play better.
I play better when I'm...
Playing live? I play better when I... This may be somewhat frightening to you.
In other words, yes, it is possible to play worse, but I do play better when I play live.
All right. I don't think I can get anything from here, right?
You haven't been here for Kool-Aid Tuesday.
I don't know what that means. All right.
Okay, so nothing in here.
Oh, I get it. The temperature is 66.6.
That's excellent. Alright.
That's quality comedy right there, too.
Alright. Good stuff.
Why does Rational Wiki call Free Domain a cult?
I don't know. Well, I mean, I know what the...
What the...
That's not very good.
So, yeah. So, the cult thing is, I've always said that you don't have to spend time with abusive people, even if that's your parents, right?
And there is this...
You know what's a real cult? It's saying that you have to spend time with abusive people, even if they're your parents, right?
So... Oh, that's my shield thing.
thing.
I forgot about that.
All right.
Oh, lordy lord.
Yeah. So if they're physically abusive,
if they were sexually abusive, if they are verbally and emotionally abusive and just kind of destroying your life and self-esteem, isn't it a cult thing to say when you just can't leave?
Like, you can leave a marriage and you chose your partner.
You didn't choose your parents, right?
Oh man, how do I get in here?
Dirty joke? I don't actually know any dirty jokes, I don't think.
I'm actually not very good at remembering jokes to begin with.
Oh, come on.
What am I supposed to do over there?
Anybody have any thoughts?
Oh. Oh, have we got to go higher?
Wait, where do I have to go? Alright, so...
Has anyone tried this part?
Oh, I thought I almost made something there.
Jump to the left? Alright, thank you.
Jump to the left. Alright. No, I don't think it is jump from the left.
Great. Low health.
Should I just blow myself up and start again?
I hate these jumping puzzles, I really do.
Oh, there's another one to the right.
Okay. Just let it die.
On the last swing, there's a wall to grab onto the right.
Nope, can't see it.
Sorry. Look up while you use climbing...
Oh, there's a climbing wall. Okay.
It's a little tough to see with my blood-soaked cataracts here.
Oh, I see it. Alright, good.
And then? Aha.
Good. Well, you know what?
what, now I enjoy the challenge of there being no health.
I assume I get somewhere useful down here, right?
Oh, dear! No, I don't.
Oh, now I have to go back to here, right?
Okay.
Well, all right.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Can't go through here, right?
I can break everything in this game except a little bit of glass.
Poop before taking a shower, not after.
Yeah, that's actually a fairly reasonable thing to say.
All right. So what do I have to do?
Oh, I have to jump from here to get over to that jumping wall, right?
All right. What is the evidence you think is the reason why you think we will have a second wife?
My mouth sensitivity is too high?
Well, I'm often called oversensitive.
All right. You think that?
Is that better? Yeah, it was a little high, right?
Climbing wall. So I zoom over to that climbing wall.
Is that right? Poop during the shower, silly.
I don't think you want to lay a log in your shower.
All right. Oh, dear, oh, dear.
Oh, got to start all over again, right?
Oh, do I go up there?
Oh, I go up there and then over, right?
Alright, alright. Nope.
Oh, gosh, this is so stupid.
I'm not a fan of these jumping puzzles.
As you can see. Alright, it's like playing Flight of the Bumblebee on your...
Alright, so do I kind of get up there or what?
Because I don't think I can jump to that thing.
Have you guys played this part before?
Alright.
You know who Pouchy reminds me of?
It's Stadler.
Robert Stadler. Behind you, a green light.
Robert Stadler from Atlas Shrugged.
I'm supposed to get up there, right?
Now, I have to get to that thing, but I don't think I can jump that high, right?
I don't know if the surface can take it.
Punch the box. Which box?
Which box? Up here?
I don't think I can jump that high.
Yeah, that doesn't really help me much for that.
Oh, thank you.
There we go. I got it.
Thank you. Appreciate it.
Now, wait a sec.
I assume that's to jump up here, right?
There we go.
That is some sultry scientific sexiness.
Alright. Alright, there we go.
What the... Oh, I gotta get over there, right?
Alright. And then...
over there, right?
I feel like I don't want to be doing this again, so I'm just going to check around and see...
Nothing above, over to the right, and...
Alright. Oh, we made it.
Thank you, my friends.
Oh, dude.
Alright, look at that.
Now we are cooking with...
Indian food effluent.
Alright, here we go, here we go.
Something over here. Have you ever read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn?
I have not. Shoot it!
No one is born a sinner.
You have to work hard to achieve success.
Alright. Yeah, the UK abuse.
This stuff with the rape of these little girls for...
I can't even tell you.
It's the biggest betrayal in British history.
Absolutely appalling and repulsive.
And it's still kind of unknown.
I thought everyone kind of knew about this stuff, but when I post about it occasionally, people don't really seem to get it.
Yeah, Rotherham and many, many other cities.
How's the stream looking? Is it cooking along pretty well, by the way?
Alright. So that's the thing I gotta get to, right?
Yeah, tens of thousands I've heard, hundreds of thousands of little girls, white girls, Sikh girls and so on, raped by Pakistani immigrants.
Bad, bad, bad. Unbelievably appalling.
Alright. Anybody who got any hints for this?
Unless you just enjoy watching me do failed jumping puzzles over and over again.
I've just got to jump over there, right?
Any jumping walls? Any place to get to?
See, finally I'm getting the hang of looking for the jumping walls.
Get to the thing. Helpful.
Under the plane to the left is a climbing wall.
What the, what? Oh my gosh.
I'm supposed to find that?
Yeah, wait, I saw that on my own!
Oh, there's the green stuff too, right?
Okay. Wow, that is some obscure stuff, man.
man.
Thank you, guys.
That would have taken me about a week or two.
Oh, we'll take that.
Thank you very much. And we will blame you people.
What the? Why am I on an angle here?
What the heck is going on?
I'm rolling! Oh!
Oh, the plane is tilting.
I get it. I get it.
Alright. Wow.
Tricky. Trippy. Oh, you know what that means?
That means there's probably something down here, right?
Uh, yeah. Maybe not. Alright.
Whoa. Whoa.
A bit of a kill, right?
Oh, let's get away let's get away from here.
Yeah, that's not doing well.
Get a little bit of that, right?
I think we need some ammo.
And some skills! Oh no!
One of these dudes. Alright, can we run away?
Yes we can. Because we're going to need a little health.
And that's pretty much backed me up, right?
Well, I'll get that health And maybe a better gun.
Oh, come on, dude. Oh.
Well, we'll get that health.
If we can. Down to four.
Oh, I've never been more proud.
Oh, I shouldn't have done that.
Needed the health a little bit more than that, didn't I?
Oh, it's Christmas!
Christmas!
That is not the most skilled gameplay I've ever had.
I will tell you that for sure.
I'm not sure if I really deserved that at all.
That was not very skilled.
But hey, we'll take it.
Oh, that's where I came from, right?
Yeah. All right.
Anything else cool? Any secrets?
I feel Stefan would love 40k.
Sure. FreeDomain.com forward slash donate.
40,000 bitcoins would go down right nice about now.
All right. It's funny how the communists stopped my speaking career.
Ooh! Ooh, there's something up there.
Okay, I assume we get that later.
Tell me to stop my speaking career and then stop everyone leaving the house.
Well.
All right.
Cleared it like raid.
Aha.
Oh, this dude.
Oh, turn around.
Whoa! Can I get splash damage from this guy from behind?
Yes, I can. There we go.
Delicate. Yeah, Warhammer 40k.
I've only played Warhammer once with my roommate from college back in the day.
Did not strike me as particularly exciting, but it could just be that it's a bit more strategic for me.
Oh, oh dear.
Oh, insufficient fuel.
Oh, did Daddy forget to get some ammo?
Yes, he did. Uh-huh.
All right. Let's see if we can get past this dude.
There's gotta be somebody else back up here I can get ammo from.
Ooh, I can get this.
Right? And then that will help.
Is that gonna be enough? Let's find out.
Nope.
How about you?
There we go.
Electrifying.
Oh yeah, I can shoot and back away with the best of them.
Not super great.
Didn't know you were a gamer.
Some would argue that I'm not.
I used to play these games more before I became a dad and all that.
And now, of course, it's less.
But I am giving myself this one.
John Steinbeck.
Good, but depressing as hell.
Yeah, Grapes of Wrath is good, but it's just so relentlessly communist that it's a...
Oh, should I? Should I? Do you think I should?
Do I have enough ammo for this?
Oh, am I going to keep you guys self-respect or no?
Nice to meet you. Thank you for your kind words about my work.
Berserker 93. Uh, oh.
What the heck is this?
What the?
Oh. Uh, I should try that again, right?
Oh, now these timed ones, I'm not a big fan.
Okay. We'll forget it.
Alright. Uh...
Am I supposed to jump over there or what?
Let's keep going up here and see if I first said anything I forgot.
I hear bad things coming somewhere or another.
I must not forget the chainsaw.
There we go. Hey, look at that.
I forgot to chainsaw. Fortnite?
I've never got into Fortnite.
I have no idea really what it's about.
And so I really couldn't tell you.
Huge fan of your work, Andrew Gaming.
Thank you very much. Have you guys played Fortnite?
It also looks like very addictive and very complicated.
Oh, dude.
All right, so are we going to run away from this guy?
Yes, we are. Low ammo.
Yes, it is. I should play Red Dead Redemption.
Here's the thing, though. So games, I hate to sort of say it, but games that are that...
I wouldn't say complicated.
Ah, I remember my first toy that my mother gave me.
This is a German keepsake to help you sleep at night.
In other words, do not sleep at night, because you never know when Poland might be trying to break away.
That's not even a German accent.
Who knows what's going on there. Fortnite is a younger kids game, not really adults as much.
Yeah, so Red Dead Redemption. Again, lots of strategy and lots of time.
It does not work as well for me.
What the heck was that?
I don't know. Cool ways of disassembling people.
I feel like I could be a surgeon after this.
What the...
Alright, it's time to get past this dude.
Can't really see, but I will take the health.
Have I got a Twitch channel?
I do, but I don't really use it.
I tried live streaming to a bunch of different channels, but it didn't really work out too well.
So, yes. I will at some point probably get around to doing more Twitch stuff.
But nothing quite as yet.
All right. Burn, baby, burn.
Disco Inferno.
Alright.
I feel my ball sweating already.
Huh.
Alright.
I feel like I'm in the last frame of Stanley Kubrick's The Shining or something, right?
Thank you.
Elevator? Can I get in?
Oh, I could squeeze through that?
Come on! It's true, I've been working out, but my butt's not that big to beget.
Alright. This is where I came from, right?
Yes, it is.
All right, so I've got to go down.
Oh, there we go.
Jeez, that was hard to find.
Looks like Chicago. Hey, man.
Don't insult Doom by comparing it to Chicago.
In Doom, you're allowed to fight back.
Can you imagine Doom with Chicago-style gun control?
I don't think that would be any good at all.
It's good to see someone.
Respond to the chat. Body painting on Twitch.
Is that a thing? To body paint on Twitch?
Yeah, alright. You know, it's got to be tough.
I do see these very pretty women.
Who have such access to male attention through social media.
That is the porn for women.
It's like this really crazy attention that they can get.
Very bad things from here.
Sorry, dude.
Dude, I'm gonna need some of your spinal fluid for weaponry.
Oh dude, smoking hole. smoking hole.
Oh, dude.
Alright, we will take a little health from here, and I don't feel like using that weapon.
Yeah, that is kind of cool, right?
Eee! Portal back to Mummy Man!
Oh.
But it's kind of tough, you know.
I think for women to resist attention that way, it's kind of like men resisting sex.
I want to get out...
Leave me with what I'm doing.
That was my very first sentence, by the way.
Ooh, sidestep.
Do-si-do.
Ooh.
Oh, lordy! Can I get out?
Are they going to let me out? Let's see.
A little health wouldn't hurt.
Whoa. I'll take a little bit of this health, too.
Thank you very much. I refuse to use a portal.
It's cheating. So is using the rocket launcher, but what the heck.
Let's run away from here.
We need some ammo, right?
Okay. Oh, dude. I know that you've got like the one-sided attack, right?
Am I going to resist the portal?
Let's find out. Whoa!
This reminds me of the crazy bulls in Sirius Sam.
It's the endless wave.
This is the end of the day.
I'll take that health with gratitude.
Take that ammo with gratitude.
Who is going to clean up? Probably a woman.
I'm not saying it's right.
It's just the way things work.
Oh, I'm glad I got that guy.
He's not my favorite. I have a feeling that is not the weapon for that guy.
Alright, do we have anything left back here?
A little chaotic.
These guys sure take some damage, eh?
Alright, do we have anything left?
Slither away!
Worst game of Slytherio ever.
Oh, look at that.
We're getting the hang of it.
I don't know where I'm getting...
I don't know where I'm getting all of this fuel from.
Uh, console? What, are you kidding me?
What am I, some sort of savage?
Console? Okay, I'm just getting out.
Sorry. You know, that's all about being a teenage years.
Control the snake. Control the snake.
Oh my gosh, who are you?
And you. Oh my gosh.
Alright, so we're going to need a bit more firepower here, right?
That blowed up a whole lot more than I was expecting.
Okay.
Ooh, that's where I'm getting this stuff from.
Ooh, I'm gonna need some more ammo though, right?
Back here in the cooking area, things are not looking good.
Oh, there's another portal here.
Oh, that's the portal I was using, right?
Alright, what else have we got going on here?
Zoom this dude in? Oh, not bad, eh? Alright.
My overconfidence was my weakness.
Alright, so...
I think we need this big monster weapon, right?
I'm compensating for nothing.
Why do you keep asking me that?
Worst dentistry ever.
Or is it the best? Alright.
Did we do it? Did we do it? Whoa.
Sorry. Didn't mean to be quite so close.
Uh... Oh, lord.
Do we have any, uh...
These dudes.
The flip-aroundy dudes. I never did get to this middle part, did I? Uh, there's stuff back here, isn't there?
Oh, bad timing.
No, come on. Oh, bad, bad, bad.
Jump over him, right? Okay.
Oh, no. I'm not letting this guy take me down.
Do I have any ammo?
Oh, not after all this, my friends.
Can't be. I can't figure out the ammo thing, right?
Oh, maybe I can electrify him.
No, maybe not. Oh, dude.
I can't... Alright.
What's the best weapon for this dude?
Maybe if I jump over him and get him in the tail with this?
Alright, here we go. Here we go.
Come on, come on. There we go.
That was not ideal.
Alright. Daddybot could use just a little health.
And this thing, whatever that is.
Some Kodak entry.
Yeah, yeah, sorry. I don't care for your stinky plot.
I simply want things to disassemble.
Like an angry kid with Tonka toys.
All right through here Nope, I will take that health Thank you, and...
And bat health Oh lord What am I complaining about?
Badass Doom, it's supposed to be endless, right?
Hmm.
What the...
Dude, where did you come from?
Ah.
Oh lord Don't watch your stupid Star Trek opening You do a thing right?
Now, hang on a second here.
There we go.
Explosions?
And where would you be coming from?
Now look at this. You know what?
I don't think I've died this whole game so far.
Not bad. You know what that means.
Time to up the skill. I'm just kidding.
I still want to enjoy the game. Alright.
Slurp up the gas.
Anything overhead? Nice background.
I gotta tell you, they just, like it used to be, when I first started programming, well, it was of course originally ASCII graphics, but you really had to be so careful with all your processing, and now it feels like, you know, you're playing Rocket League, and they're like, yeah, let's throw in waving grass, because we've just got so many extra GPU cycles, it's ridiculous, right? No more hoarding.
Like, I remember back in the day you had to hoard memory like crazy.
You have to hoard memory like Howard Hughes with Kleenex boxes.
The guy used to shuffle around and wear them on his feet.
All right. Jumpy jump.
It's a jumping bit, isn't it?
I need a Twitch channel. Maybe.
What would be the advantages of a Twitch channel, my friend?
You must tell me. Whoa, look at that.
First time around. The guy with the gun goes round and round.
All right. What? Did I just jump there for no reason?
All right. So down here? All right.
I guess after that endless wave thing, we've got a little bit of a break here, right?
Bit of a rhythm here, right?
Bit of a rhythm. Lots of stuff, then no stuff.
All right.
And then the doctor's hand reached out, and there I was.
Uh, oh. Wait a minute.
Uh...
what am I doing here?
Uh...
Uh... Hmm.
I guess I'm getting...
What the...
Bye-bye, tentacle.
Okay. Oh, come on.
I don't get to use this thing?
Give me a break. I don't need your stinking cutscenes.
means I want a weapon that big.
It's like extra testosterone.
All right.
Last bit here, guys. I'd say let's play till I die, but it's going to be 40 or 50 years from now.
All right. Do I have another weapon for this?
Another mod, right? What do I have for that?
Oh yeah, I'll take that.
Yeah, that big gun should have a turret section, right?
I like those little heat ripples.
Twitch is big on freedom of speech, is that right?
Good, I got a Sentinel battery without even knowing it.
I believe this whole game is assault and battery, if you get my meaning.
All right.
By the way, you guys should watch my interview with Dr.
Shiva Ayyadurai yesterday.
Very good. Wait, I've gone into your tunnel.
Right, oh, there we go.
That is quite the paint job.
Hey, won't let me move.
They want me to admire the paint job.
Twitch, you can say whatever you like.
It's fantastic.
Well, isn't that where destiny streams?
What the...
I keep thinking these are the zombie guys, but they're not...
Obviously. There was another good dude here, right?
All right. Do I think Sargon's smugness has grown too large?
I like Sargon. I like Sargon.
I don't think so. You know, there's so many aesthetic arguments against people who are in this sort of alternative media.
Oh, he's too smug, he's too this, he's too that.
And it's like, I don't know. We're not starting wars, you know what I mean?
So, you know, maybe we can...
How can HIV not be associated with AIDS?
Well, that I don't know.
That is too technical for me.
Oh, come on.
Oh, that was kind of lucky. that was kind of lucky.
You notice that these glory kills, the animation just gets faster and faster as time goes along.
Because they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it.
And also the freeze time aspect of it is kind of funny, right?
He didn't say it's not associated.
He said HIV did not cause AIDS. And again, I put these guys on.
the idea that I'm going to somehow reproduce all of this stuff for them, like this level of education, is not going to happen.
Not bad.
All right, just free ammo time, right?
All right.
Oh, don't let me leave all the glowing icons behind!
That's doom in the back! You know, you'd think that this game would make my voice a little more manly.
You would be wrong! Jump cut!
Jump cut! What the...
Alright, where are we here?
Alright, I'm sure this is going to be where things get a whole lot more friendly, right?
Alright, last battle, what do you think?
I shouldn't stay back in here, right?
right, this is going to get me trapped.
Yeah, I should keep moving, right?
What the...
Oh, I will take that helmet, and I will take this stuff.
I will certainly take that.
You know what this means. This means it's going to be some brutal battle going on here, right?
And just get used to moving.
Keep on moving like a shark.
We stay still for nothing.
Going to get that guy on light now.
All right. A little close-up there, my friend.
What, should we get a different weapon here?
I think so. Alright, we'll take a little health.
Take a little health.
Get down tonight. Lie, be free!
And lots of things warping in.
Whoa, let me get my health.
All right, let's keep on moving.
All right.
Whoa. All right.
I think I will not hang around with you.
Fun though, that seems. Whoa!
That is quite the smorgasbord, I think is the technical phrase.
Where are you guys coming?
Oh, I thought he fell down and stayed down.
I think we're going to need a little ammo from maybe you, sir.
Yes, in the leathery skin.
I need to get myself a little more health, wouldn't you say? - There we go.
Whoa, that's not quite what I was expecting, but we'll take it.
You with the TV screen, like a Best Buy employee trying to upsell me something sharp.
Well, again, if they used to.
Do you think this is a bit too easy for me at this point?
Okay.
It might be.
Let's see.
It might be a bit easy.
Maybe I should up the level.
Let's go.
Oh, I thought I saw something cool there, but I was wrong Okay. Run and run.
Run and run.
Alright, look at that.
Oh wow, I can punch through that screen.
That's kinda cool. Whee!
Alright.
Whoa.
Alright.
Alright, not the most subtle battle.
Alright, that means a little ammo.
Alright, let's go.
Whoa.
Uh-huh.
Hey, look at that.
I haven't even used the Warpy Hole yet.
Splish Splash.
Bit of a kill, right?
Oh, yeah.
Let's get a little distance here.
A little social distancing from the bad dudes.
And... Oh,
should get a little more ammo, right? Oh,
I thought that was one of the worst dudes.
Oh, look at that.
Ooh, that's a little painful.
Oh.
Yeah, I think it's been a while since we've dipped down below a lot of health, right?
So it may be that I need to up the old difficulty here a little.
Unless, of course, there's some horrible thing coming my way, which I'm sure there is.
Wow, I haven't picked up those shots yet, really.
Aha.
All right, should we chain it up a little?
Looking all right.
Oh, out of ammo, that means...
Rip and tear, my dudes.
Rip and tear, my dudes.
Yeah, you can't really have a belief system that has really strong in-group preferences compatible with the universalism that characterizes the West.
It does not work.
Of course, those very belief systems that have these very strong in-group preferences, they do well, I think, largely because of those in-group preferences, right?
So, yeah, it really doesn't work.
Oh, dude.
do.
I don't know what that disco ball is doing up there.
Ooh, slither.
Oh, now is not the time to lose my concentration, is it?
It really is not Ah, my overconfidence was my weakness *Sounds of the game* That is not going to get me much health now, is it?
There we go. That's the dude I need.
And you will help too, I think.
And you and you Oh, I got a chainsaw, right? Oh Dude. And by dude, I mean me.
Oh no! Alright, let's get this health.
We can't stop now!
It can't happen.
We cannot die.
Oh, I think I have an extra life anyway, but still, I'd rather not use it.
for obvious reasons.
Those guys take some serious damage.
I'm gonna go back up a little bit.
Oh, I thought that guy had vacated it.
No?
All right.
All right.
I think we might make this one.
Thought we're going to need to.
Ooh, it's gonna stay away from that dude.
Oh right, what have we got here?
A little bit there, a little bit of these guys.
Could've used a little health, but we'll survive.
And... are we just down to this last...
Dude? I don't think I got the last snake-like dude, right?
Oh, squealing doom, dude.
Oh. What is that?
What did I get here? Oh, that's some super-fast movement.
Actually, that is kind of helpful with this guy, right?
Whoa.
How long does that last?
I am not a fan.
Okay.
What the heck did I get there?
Oh! That will take...
I don't even remember getting him, but I will take that.
Whoa... But I need a little chainsaw action, and you, my friend, will be our ammo delivery mechanism.
Can I get ammo from these guys?
Can I get anything from Amazon?
Alright, now we're back...
Oh man, not this dude again.
Alright.
Squealy pokey dude.
Okay.
Oh, you are nearby, aren't you?
A little personal space, my friend.
Man, these guys just keep on coming, don't they?
Okay.
Quantity and quality.
Yeah, it's a long fight, eh?
And I'm getting lots of guys, so...
Oh, alright.
So I'm going to have to find some low-level dudes and...
Oh, that was bad.
It's alright. We'll make it.
I can't lose now.
I won't let it happen.
Uh, ooh, that dude I don't want to have anything to do with.
There we go.
Yeah, I feel like I'm sort of almost missing a respawning thing.
69.
All right.
All right.
Alright. Alright, is this dude?
Oh, no, no, no.
Did not mean to go that way.
Oh, shoot.
Yeah, yeah, very subtle. The little, uh, until the big ones are dead?
Is that right?
Well, where are the big ones then?
So I have to deal.
Okay.
Okay.
So is that it? Oh, I should have chainsawed that dude.
Wait, so where's the big one now?
Any big ones left?
Ah, the music has calmed down quite a bit.
Good job.
Appreciate your help. Oh, we got some goo going on here, right?
Alright. Bring me some higher ground!
Alright. Oh, look at the mess I've made.
Alright, we have made it.
We have made it. Now, let me just get to the next bit that looks like it's saved, and I will go and get ready for my interview.
I've got an interview at, well, about 40 minutes with Gordon Chang, and he is an expert in the...
Alright. I'm going to stop here, dudes.
Wait. Hole in the ground was made.
Punch the green one to destroy his armor.
Alright. I'm going to stop here.
Whoa. But thanks so much, guys.
It was great fun. And I appreciate the feedback, as always.
Wait. What did that one do? Oh, that's a continuous, right?
Alright. So I'm going to stop here.
Thanks, guys. We'll pick this up next time.
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