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April 12, 2020 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
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Stefan Molyneux Live Stream
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All right.
are we back We will try this again.
One more time, my friends.
One more time. And we'll see how this looks.
Are we doing better?
Are we doing better?
Let's find out.
And do we have a chat here?
let's find out about that too alright half my face is in shadow So...
Out of respect for the demons.
For those about to slay, we salute you.
All right. Let's see here.
Are we getting anything?
Are you guys seeing? Are we doing it?
Let's give it a try and see if we're any better on this side.
It was so nice when I could see the chat before.
All right, let's try that. Is this smooth as butter?
Actually, we won't really find until we get into the campaign, right?
Started streaming 92 seconds ago.
Oh.
It's working? Well, isn't that just peachy?
I'm very pleased to hear that.
All right, let me just pop this chat out.
And, uh, let's see.
The key is, can we move?
Ooh, for some reason that seems a whole lot smoother.
What do you guys think? Is that better?
Is that better? How's that seem?
Pleasant to see you guys too.
How you doing? Uh, can we zoom this in a little bit?
That would be kinda nice.
Much better? Yeah?
Better? Alright, so I went to CPU encoding.
720 by 1280.
And you guys can see me, right?
That's better frame weights, right?
And let's see here.
How's this looking? Better.
This is not proper boomer streaming.
Alright, are we looking better? Move around a bit?
Yeah. Little jump, little jump.
How's that looking? Oh, there's got to be a secret back here.
Oh, isn't it good? What the...
Ah! Demon child!
I want my dreams. Alright. That seems to be helpful.
Very clear. What should one do when dealing with an individual in a life who refuses to take responsibility for their actions?
You can't do anything with those people.
If they simply refuse to take responsibility for their actions, they are setting things up in a very bad manner.
You will end up not being very happy in the long run.
It's a little stuttery. Okay, so our CPU usage is like only 3.5%.
Encoding overloaded.
Consider turning down video settings or using a faster encoding preset.
Okay, what the hell does that mean?
Does anybody know what using a faster encoding preset is?
I mean, why would you not want to always use the fastest encoding preset, right?
I do not know why this would not be the case.
800 by 600? I can't do it, man.
I can't do it. 800 by 600?
Don't make me do it, man.
It looks, yeah, the little preview looks a little choppy.
There's really not much point doing a first-person shooter if it's going to be this kind of choppy stuff.
And I don't know why. See, my CPU is only at 3%.
It keeps freezing. Yeah.
All right. I will try another route in.
I will try another route in.
I'll just go straight from the AMD talking, from the AMD software, and see if that works any better.
All right. Hang tight, my friends.
Sorry about this.
We'll get this test resolved one way or another.
All right, let's try this again.
We're coming in through the AMD software.
Nvidia software, I have that, but I don't have the processor to handle it.
The GPU, this is a Radeon.
Pretty good one, too.
But let's see here. Let's see, let's see, let's see.
See if this is any better. Dentist checking in from India.
My best wishes, Steph. Thank you, Akshaya.
I very much appreciate that.
Let's see if this is any better.
Alright. Sorry about all of this.
One day I will just fire something up and it works.
But let's see how this does.
All right.
Let's see if this is any better.
And campaign, Continue game. It would be nice to actually continue the game at some point.
But let's see how this looks.
All right.
You guys let me know how this looks, how this sounds.
Yes.
What be going on? And, uh...
Demon child!
Alright. We'll get our prophylactics back here.
Uh, yeah, I got this right.
What do you think? Better?
Better, better? Let me know, my friends!
How am I doing? How's the mucus looking?
Is it pretty? Oh yeah, that's good.
That doll was Stephbot.
Yeah, yeah, no kidding, eh? Much more smooth?
Okay, great. So, uh...
Hi! This is Stefan Molyneux.
Uh... Whoa. Alright, I think we're better off now, right?
You people who move make it so much harder, I can't even tell you.
Alright, uh...
Somewhere around here...
Oh, this is warpy stuff, right?
So it gets me some health and all that, right?
Which is good. What the...
Things seem kind of quiet here.
Too quiet! Alright.
Boom for him.
Health is back.
Hey, what are you, immune?
That's not reasonable. It's a rocket launcher.
Alright. Anything else back here?
Oh, wait. Hey, that's some Indian food I ate in 1972.
Alright. That's some fine missing, don't you think?
There we go. Alright.
Let's pretend that we have all the time in the world, right?
Yeah, very subtle, right?
Yeah.
Splash damage! There we go.
Yeah, so that's how my body digests food, eh?
No kidding. Oh dear.
Oh, insufficient fuel. That's bad.
Oh, this happened last time as well.
I think I ran out of ammo because of terrible management on my part of the infinite resources necessary.
Okay, so let's go back in here.
Okay, get some of that.
No fuel for... Oh, you need more fuel for various of these things, right?
Remember, demon can be an offensive term.
Refer to them as mortally challenged.
Alright. I have no...
So I have to get past here, and I've got to go someplace...
Whoa! Holy Claw of Doom.
Alright, let's go back in here.
Uh... Yellow gore key acquired, that'd be great.
You know what would be excellent? Would be some actual...
Oh, so I'm just warping on.
Actual ammo would be fantastic.
Any ammo in here? I feel like there should be some ammo in here.
But yeah, there is not.
This feels like some place...
This is the place I was at way back before, right?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
All right. And how's the resolution and all that for you guys?
Oh, there's a little ammo.
We'll take that. Where do we go here?
Oh, that seems helpful.
Glory kill from much further away.
Increase the resolution.
It's good?
Alright.
Alright.
It's 720-60.
Yeah, that's right.
you Thank you.
Alright. So, now we have, what, eight shells?
Yeah, I'm sure we'll be fine.
Anything back here?
I don't think so. Oh, there was another jumpy part around here somewhere, though, right?
Ah, who am I kidding? It's all jumpy.
Oh, that's where I came from. Not much there.
Alright, anything back here?
This is where we came from.
Did I get everything from here?
Oh, I got to chainsaw saw these dudes right?
Whoa!
I am walled up!
12 hit points.
Oh, that's what I like to see.
All right.
Weapon's pretty good on that dude.
All right.
Uh-oh. Can we run our way down to here?
here?
Yes, we can.
And we'll get this health.
All right.
Alright, looks like we're back in business, my friends.
Oh, I can't get that dude, can I?
Well, that's at least...
And we are going random places of who knows-ness.
Oh, I'd like to get that dude, but I guess we're going back to rocket launcher time, right?
Is that my rocket launcher?
That's right, I found some rocket launcher ammo And that's all I'm doing now
Oh Whoa
dudes. Oh, you gotta go down soon, my friend.
Oh, there we go. There's only so much lead you can take before you get StephBot lead poisoning.
Alright. I should have...
One extra bullet. I should have waited for that one.
Alright. Alright.
Look at that. We have cleared it.
Can I increase the resolution to 1080p60?
Well, I can, but the problem is...
I'll do that after the next break, but if I do, then what happens is I end up running out of bandwidth for some reason, or at least the ingestion bandwidth.
My upstream bandwidth is fine, but it's the ingestion bandwidth that's a problem.
All right. What have I got?
Everything here. And this is what's your turn.
Dentist checking in from India.
Hello! Oh dear.
Alright, is it time to run away again?
Yes it is. Alright, we gotta lock on some things here.
Ooh. Alright, give me a little health here, my friends.
Thank you. A little more will be helpful.
Hey, I should be out of blurry vision, right?
Alright, let's get a little more.
Alright.
Hey, look at that.
We are in one piece still.
Whoa. Ah, weapon point acquired.
Ooh, did I make it? Alright, look at that.
We got some stuff. Alright, so what have we got here?
Headshot blast. Can I do that?
Uh, no. What did I get here?
This dude. But this dude is to do with the weapons, right?
Can I upgrade anything on this?
No. I got three of these dudes though, right?
Why can I not upgrade this?
This I don't know. That I can't get for sure.
Suit? I don't have any suit things, right?
Runes, I don't have any. Arsenal, why can I not upgrade these dudes?
Five, that I can't get.
Precision Bolt. That's too much, right?
You need to unlock the mod first.
I'm not sure what that means.
Can I do anything on this?
Oh, I need to unlock the mod.
Okay, so I haven't... Oh, okay, so the mod has to be unlocked somewhere in the dungeon, right?
Somewhere in the game? Okay, I got it.
I got it. There we go.
Meat Hook recharge time has decreased by 25%.
You know what that means?
That means Viagra, my friends.
Okay, is that something alive?
No, it's just... That is a weird, terrifyingly beautiful artistic triumph, right?
You know, these programmers, without a doubt, have had bad childhoods, and for some reason, I don't mind it this time, because what the...
Ew. Optometrist from Doom!
Meat hook innuendo, that is correct.
Wait, did I just go somewhere here?
Oh, what happened? I got warped?
Oh, one of these mouths opened.
Okay. Alright. We can live with that.
Alright. Do you now?
I have a feeling that's not where I'm supposed to go, right?
But... Oh, wait a minute.
Here, there's a jumpy thing!
Oh, that's how you get this thing.
Okay. Extra life acquired.
You know, it's called immortality from being a philosopher.
You aim big, you either vanish completely or you live forever.
That's really the only choice.
Alright, let's do this. Alright.
Yeah, that seems like a reasonable jump.
All right.
Not the hardest fight I've seen so far.
They do throw these easy-peasy ones in somewhere, right?
Follow the green. Green color means go there.
Yeah, yeah, sorry. I keep having to be reminded of that.
What the heck is that thing?
That was some shadow thing, wasn't it?
What the heck is that?
Oh great, now I'm trapped.
Oh, trapped I tell you.
I'm not trapped because I'm not on a very, very hard level.
Low ammo.
All right.
So let's go to another weapon.
I like the plasma.
Oh, this one's cool, but it requires pretty good accuracy, which is not my main thing.
How about regular shotgun stuff?
Bye.
Ah, free health. I love it.
Oh, and free ammo, dude Life is temporary, doom is eternal Well, if by doom you mean death.
Yes, that is true. Oops.
Oh, what? Select sentinel crystal.
Oh, what have we got here?
Heavy and super heavy demons stay on fire longer.
As long as you're at max health, all pickups contribute to blood punch.
I think I vaguely remember that.
Demons drop armor at a faster rate.
Um... Alright, let's do that.
All right.
This is a great part of the game, is that right?
You try that in a Saroski crystal store and see how well you do.
Alright, so follow the green, right?
Uh... Grab the wall!
Grab the wall! Alright.
Flintstones fall. I did watch...
I've watched some of the documentary Out of Shadows.
It's well worth looking at.
You with the He's dying and I thought he was alive and moving Much like my reputation.
Alright. Uh...
Nope, dude!
Oh wrong weapon right?
This guy needs...
Not this one.
Not this one.
Uh...
Ooh, health.
Slurp, slurp! Oh.
Alright, uh, weapon point.
Let me see if I can...
one?
Yeah, that's going to do me a whole lot of good, right?
Super Gore Nest.
Enter view content. Cultist presence at the lock reactor.
Alright. I've not played Red Dead.
Honestly, this is the only game that I've played in, like, forever.
Other than a couple of games with my daughter.
Like, we like Rocket League and stuff.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
Alright, so...
So...
There's something in here, right?
Whoa... Wait,
that seems like stuff blew up, right?
Whoa. I feel a little box in.
I'm trying to wound them so I can get some health, but I'm not sure that's working out too well.
You can use the scope or sticky points to destroy one.
Yes, thank you. Appreciate that.
Thank you for the reminder, my friends.
Now this charge-up thing.
I got a charge-up thing here, and then what?
I try and shoot, and it doesn't work.
Locked. Like John Locke, which most people know from Lost rather than intellectual history.
All right. What have we got here for weapons?
Not too bad. Oh, no.
Is it a jumping puzzle from hell?
Yes, it is. Uh-huh.
The demon chain fires go round and round, round and round.
Oh, that so reminds me of singing lullabies to my daughter.
All right.
Oh.
All right.
Well, I appreciate the free health, and I'm out.
All right.
Rad Su protects the player from toxic slime and toxic water, but still has you susceptible to mainstream media.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Ah, recharge the rad suit or another rad suit.
Oh, so this means I'm basically going to end up Alright, so let's go see what we gotta go to here.
Okay, we can't go down there.
Oh, that's my recharge, right?
I'll take that.
OPEC has really let their stuff go here, right?
Sentinel battery acquired.
Alright.
Whoa.
Nope.
Oh, swingy thing, right?
Okay.
Nope. Oops.
Oh, so I've got to wait for this thing to come around.
Jump up and punch, is that right?
Okay.
We're getting there.
There we go.
Alright, so we're in here.
Don't be afraid.
Once your soul has been consumed, your fear will cease to exist.
Alright. Thank you, Digital JLo.
I wonder how many people worked on the algorithm of that, but...
Alright.
You can dash through breakable walls in the air.
No need to punch. Oh, is that right?
Ah! Alright, that did not quite work the way I wanted it to.
Can I get up there now? Uh...
Whoa!
What the heck? Where am I now?
Oh. That's good.
I'll take that recharge and I'll go down this random puzzle of doom.
Ah! Excellent.
Every now and then you'll find your sibling.
Alright. Uh...
Friends? This is where we go and find our friends, is that right?
Secret encounter activated.
Uh.
Oh.
Oh, I gotta finish this in time, right?
I will take that.
Ooh, I don't want to be here though, right?
Moo! Wait, I've got to go find something here?
Is that what happens? Uh, the other monsters are where?
At the bottom, down here? You guys are so helpful.
Thank you. Uh...
Hey, you ever get that feeling of deja vu?
Okay, so I've got...
Oh, there it is. Whoa.
Oh, I've got to keep getting this recharged, right?
Secret encounter failed.
So what does that mean? Okay, let's not try it again, shall we?
I'm sure that's just a nice to have rather than a half to have.
Nah, one more time.
Secret encounter, here we go.
Shoot the arms off and get the health.
Shoot the arms off and get the health.
Alright, I'm not sure how I'm failing, because I'm not sure what I'm doing.
Means you missed one of the monsters before a timer isn't necessary.
Alright, thanks. Uh, uh-huh.
Ooh. Red Gore key acquired.
But, uh, Gal Gore already is a red.
Alright, alright.
Oh, uh...
Oh, this is the behind dude, right?
Got to get back here.
Got a little tail.
Alright. DJ view.
Yeah, that's funny. This place, I gotta tell you, it's a good thing my wife doesn't play these games, because this place needs a good tidy up.
What's the story with this dude?
Uh, should I go back?
I feel like something's back here, right?
No.
Uh, don't get me wrong, I like collecting blue skulls just as much as the next guy, but...
Uh, that's behind the wall, right?
Anybody? Oh, to use the plasma rifle mod, you've got to target something first.
Oh, thank you. Let me try that.
Uh, thank you. And then it charges up and...
Oh! I'm back here.
How nice. Ooh, what do we have now?
What the...
Chain gun Whoa Oh Well that was interesting That gave me all of my health bag.
All right. I like to chaingun myself.
That was my favorite gun in Unreal Tournament.
All right. Let's try that.
Do more of the chaingun thing.
I said chaingun!
All right. To the tune of shotgun, but actually in key.
All right. So we're back here.
Alright. Because, you know, sometimes they're just too lazy to create new areas.
Alright. What am I missing here?
Anything? What am I going on here?
That's where I came from.
I don't know where I'm going to, but I do feel that I'm getting Wuhan flu because of the air in...
The demon sky.
Alright, so what have we got here? Go forward.
You have to go back. Okay.
Alright, I gotta go back, right?
Alright, so this is all the dead end back here, right?
Oh yeah, so I gotta go back this way.
Doesn't it? It gives me a little thing to get to, doesn't it normally?
Uh... So yeah, this is where I started from, right?
And I still have my suit on, right?
You're in the wet market right now.
No, I think this is pretty much John Podesta's basement, right?
All right, so do we keep on going this way?
All right, this has all been...
It's all been done before...
Okay, what do we got here? No, that's all end, right?
Oh, the blue sky gives you full armor and health.
Oh, the blue skull, sorry.
Alright.
Ah, have I not been here before?
Ah.
Uh, I have not. Uh-huh.
Oh. All right.
All right. Pretty suit points acquired.
All right. Uh, so suit.
Suit up, baby! All right.
How many have you got? Ooh, one.
Reveals all progression items on the dossier.
Reveals the order map location.
Yeah, sure. One day I'll use the map.
I'm like a dude in a car before GPS. I know where I'm going.
Stop asking. Can you believe that on Easter Sunday, or right before Easter, this I've all done before, right? This just gets me up here, this climbing thing, right?
Maria Abramovich, Microsoft has teamed up with her.
I mean, it's really pretty monstrous when you think about it.
Okay, so this just got me here.
Let's climb down a little.
And then I think this is just a go down situation, right?
Oh, this was where my...
Are you playing on baby mode difficulty?
I am not, in fact. Okay, let's try it.
Now I got the chaingun, maybe I can try this deal.
Now I got the chaingun.
Wait, did I get it?
Uhh...
I don't even know if I won that.
Alright. Okay, so dudes, can you help out a brother?
Oh, that's bad. So I'm going to need to get to this dude, right?
To get my...
Okay, so it's not that way.
How about this way? This takes me back to where I came from?
Nope, that's another dead end. Excellent.
Alright, so I need that thing again, right?
And then, here.
I feel like we are a little circled here.
Oh, maybe down this way.
No, that's back to where we came.
It's just walking back up here, right?
Alright, what am I not getting?
Um...
Alright, we're back here.
Yeah.
I've only ever watched you play this game.
Yeah, that's all I do, man.
That's all I do on the internet. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
All I do on the internet is play video games.
It's just been a bit of a warm-up, that's all I can tell you.
Alright, so...
Can you help me out, brothers?
Where am I supposed to go? I've got to go all the way back here, right?
There's all a dead end in here.
Ah, ooh, wait, there's something new.
Oh my gosh.
We finally found the long-lost business plan of zero books.
Oh boy, there's a pretty...
The generator is in a dormant state.
Two nearby control terminals will need to be manually activated to restore full power.
Unlocking the left terminal room now.
E-girl status confined.
Let's not pretend I don't have the cleavage.
All right. Anything so...
Oh wait, sorry. If I'm supposed to go this way, there may be a cool thing over here.
But there's not. All right.
I really feel this is not the weapon for me.
Wait, is that all I got?
Oh man, I got nothing.
I got nothing. It's like watching PewDiePie with Philosophy.
Well, nope. To be fair, PewDiePie has kind of gotten into Philosophy lately, which is kind of cool.
I'm going with a low-cut top next stream.
That's right. That is correct.
50% of power has been restored.
Okay. The second control terminal still requires activation to destroy the nest.
Excellent. Oh, come on.
Oh, I'm doomed.
Oh, I got nothing.
Okay, can I run past these guys?
Anything back here? Yeah, that was it.
You're out of ammo, yeah, that's right.
Okay, hopefully the checkpoint is when I just did this thing, right?
Because I really do want to try out this plasma thing.
It's supposed to be a lock-in thing, right?
Oh yeah, now I'm still with low ammo.
Oh my gosh, and I don't even have enough.
Okay, so I'm going to have to run past these guys, right?
Ask not what we can do for you.
Ask what you can do for us Oh come on What am I supposed to do from here I mean, I know it's my fault and all, but still.
Things getting a little tricky here.
Did I leave any ammo back here?
Can I push people into the lava?
Can I? Okay, so...
Huh, okay.
So now I'm actually completely out of ammo.
Yeah, I get it.
I get it that I have... Can I chainsaw one of the shield guys from back here?
Dead, right? Alright, let's try chainsawing one of these guys.
Otherwise, what, do I have to reset the whole mission?
The ammo is deferral of gratification.
Yeah, I guess that's true, right? Alright, so got all that.
I did see an ammo lying around somewhere.
I think they should throw just a smidge of ammo in here myself, but, you know, could just be me.
Because I can't shoot these guys.
Can I chainsaw them?
Ah, there we go.
Alright, we're back.
We're back. Alright, did I get any plasma?
There we go. Okay, so when I lock this thing on...
Change your shield.
Oh, whoa, whoa. Electrical floor.
Electrical floor. Oh, rockin' music.
And they are being very generous with this, although I theoretically should have gotten just a little bit more.
What the...
Alright, we're running around in the gizzards.
Oh, this dude.
Don't shoot so close to me!
That's the old Sting song, isn't it?
Don't shoot so close to me!
Alright. Low ammo?
So you know what that means. It means come in here and look for any ammo before I go anywhere else.
All right. My question is, how bad is the digestion of the guy who designed this level, right?
Oh, I've got to hold the fire button to make it work on that thing?
Okay, thanks.
Uh, rights.
Oh, no.
We're back here, aren't we?
Okay.
Let me at least get to the health here.
Oh, skipping around What the?
Alright, so you want me Don't stand so close to me, yeah.
I guess it's the theme song for 2020 in general, right?
Young Wu Han, the site of bioweapons controversy.
So I'm going to need to chainsaw some dudes here, right?
Okay.
Insufficient fuel.
Oh, a little stuck here.
A little stuck. What the?
Chainsaw. Yeah, three fuel for the bigger demons, right?
Okay, thank you. We will get it.
I feel this is the one.
Alright, so let's get the right weapon.
Okay, this one's not bad for the start, right?
Okay, so let's get this guy dude first, right?
We've got to get our ammo on.
Okay, I don't need health so much right now, right?
I just need to get rid of these guys.
Wow, that is hot knife through butter.
Ooh, not bad.
Not bad. Now we're cooking with gas.
You appear, you disappear.
Alright. Whoa! Alright, let's try this thing now that we don't have too much stuff around.
Oh, I could have used that health, but what the heck.
Alright. We really didn't get much out of that, did we?
Whoa. I guess we're going to need to chainsaw some people, right?
We're back to the low ammo again, right?
Whoa, fire, fire, fire in the hole!
We're not talking hemorrhoids either.
Or are we? Dudes, you just keep on coming.
Alright. Alright, let's...
Should we go low-tech? Alright.
Oh, God, dude.
I've yet to get the movement habits of these dudes down.
There we go. Oh, I got stuck somewhere!
Stuck somewhere! Alright, so not super health enabled.
Seriously? My gosh.
I feel that fire will not do much on these guys.
All right.
All right.
My gosh. Ooh, um...
Ooh, I'm getting a little greedy for that health there, aren't I? Oh dear.
Ah, we're back here again, aren't we?
Alright. Doesn't matter, we're gonna...
Oh! Ah! Whoa!
I'm back to... Oh, I had my, uh...
Okay. Okay. Oh, that's bad!
Oh, the red totem?
Need to remove the red totem?
Oh, this is one of the, um...
Is this one of the, like, infinite spawning dudes?
Okay, so where's the red totem?
Oh, I think I see what you mean.
Okay.
Is it over here? Oh!
How about I don't...
Oh, extra life, right?
Here, I'm giving up too soon, right?
Where is this red totem of which you speak?
Is it over here?
Is it over here?
Oh, that's hot, hot, hot.
Alright, where is this red tote head?
No!
Uh, what are you saying, low health?
What nonsense is this?
I know you guys keep talking about this totem, and I would love to see it.
Oops. Oh, I bet you I have to go somewhere over here, right?
Ooh. All right, maybe it's up here.
Down here? That does not seem like the way to go.
It's a cave, all right.
That is a bad... Oh, okay, so we can't die down there.
Oh, whoa. Low health.
Yeah, I got it. All right, so...
So can I jump up anywhere here?
Where is it?
It's on the top.
Let's see where the health is.
It's up here somewhere?
I don't see it. I could need some help though.
And let's take the health and get rid of it again.
Okay, so somewhere. You've got to go down there in that hole.
No, no, no, no, no. See, I tried the hole.
That's a bit of a trick.
Is it?
Okay, so you're saying...
Alright. Hang on a sec here.
It's above you. It's in the hole, then move forward.
You gotta dash before you fall in the mouth.
Oh, so is it. Is it back in here, you say?
Alright. Oh, there you go.
Thank you, dudes. Jump in the mouth and avoid the teeth.
Oh. Just like a newbie to oral sex.
Alright. But now what?
Oh. What the?
Oh, there it is. Oh, I see, I see.
Okay. Got it, got it, got it.
Alright. I got it this time, my brothers.
Thank you very much. Alright.
Alright, now we got it.
Okay, I know what we're doing.
Alright, so now we go down.
I'm going to go.
Alright. Regroup.
Regroup. Alright, so what's the best thing for up here?
We could use... Oh, 12.
That's no good. Only two rockets.
12 of these dudes.
Okay, excellent.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ah! All right.
Excellent. That seemed very fair.
All right. Let's do one last try here.
All right. How are the graphics looking these days?
Are the graphics okay? Oh, so what I am going to need for sure, though.
All right. Alright, I need to lure these guys in and get a chainsaw going, right?
'Cause I'm gonna need some ammo.
No fuel!
Oh, that's bad.
Well, I have ammo and that's about it.
Oh, I need this stuff, right? Oh, that's sad.
Should I wait for some guys to come here and get some of their health?
Yeah, let's do that. Alright, well, that could have been worse.
Probably not much, but...
Alright.
60. Yeah, that's going to make all the difference in the world.
Now, how do I... I think, is it the plasma rifle I need to get rid of the...
You need to blood punch the totem.
Oh, okay.
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
There we go.
Ah, lordy.
Gortacular. Alright, here we go.
Is it a guilty pleasure? It's not a guilty pleasure.
We're hunters, we're gatherers. It's how it works, my friends.
Alright. I get it, I get it.
Alright, so now we gotta...
Okay, let's get this guy come in here.
A little health. A little chainsaw action.
Get our ammo on.
We need to get a little bit of this stuff.
Go in here.
Alright. The pause that refreshes.
Yeah, it's really, really good.
Alright. Alright.
That was embarrassing.
Sorry about all of that missed stuff.
Okay. Alright.
So now...
Thank you guys for that.
I appreciate that. Oh, no!
Is it a jumping puzzle? Wait, is that a dude I need to shoot?
No. Okay.
Ooh. Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. Okay.
Anything back here? Oh, man.
I can't believe that glass didn't break.
Isn't that wild? All right.
What have I got here? All right.
Do parkour like the floor is lava.
Excellent.
Oh, I've got to get over to this thing, right?
Oh, no, no, no.
Come on.
I got that.
Oh, that's totally unfair.
That is unfair.
I've got to get around again, right?
Oh, well. You know what?
On the plus side...
At least I get this stuff.
Uh... Alright, we'll get it.
Alright, wait for everything to recharge.
Bar on floaty skull.
Yeah, I see that. Thanks. There's nothing on top.
Oh, no, there's nothing on top there.
Okay, we'll get it.
Will I accept some donations for a new computer?
All right.
I assume that I'm, as usual, horribly low on ammo.
Alright, so...
Here we go. Uh-huh.
Oh, I'm going to have to do those at one point, right?
And that's what they say when you get into spicy food.
Oh, look, victory symbols from everyone who got your bailout.
Lovely.
Alright.
Uh-huh.
Oh, do I go somewhere up here?
Uh.
Okay, we've got to get up there, but over this way, right?
Okay.
It's all about the timing.
Yeah, but enough about my taxes for the welfare state.
Okay. Low ammo.
Yeah, that's not good. What's got the most ammo?
Oh, that's sad.
Alright. We will take those shells gratefully.
Perform glory kills faster.
Speed boost up fighter.
See, speed boost doesn't help me because...
Alright, what do we got here?
Oh, I got this one already, right?
Alright. Good, yeah, I can use that.
Anything that helps me with the health is good.
Alright.
Uh-huh, I've got to punch something over there.
Oh, that's cool. Look at that.
That is the glow from your rocket launcher.
Little details, little details, but very nicely done.
All right. Uh-huh, I'll punch this dude.
Alright.
Uh-oh, this dude.
I will take that health break from you.
Thank you, my friend.
I do not need to shave.
Dude, you gotta go down soon.
All right, seven health points.
I sometimes think the programmers there are being a little nice to me.
Low ammo. Okay, what have I got?
Oh, I got the stuff that blows up in my face.
All right. Ooh, little ammo for me.
Uh-huh. All right.
All right.
Use the mods. Yes, thank you.
I appreciate that. I will use the mods.
All right. Low ammo, but I'm going to try the locky lock-on thing here, right?
Okay, so they've given me a suit thing here.
Oh, this is funny.
Yeah, yeah. Alright, so...
We get this.
Now we've got to go somewhere in here, right?
Ah, there we go.
That's not an argument! Alright.
What have we got here? We want to get out of that as quickly as we can, right?
There's nothing else cool in here, is there?
I do not think so.
Any secrets? My baby's got a secret.
Alright. What do you think?
Oh, let's go explore.
They put it in here for a reason, right?
Ah, there we go.
Suit thing. Oh, well, that just puts you back up here.
But there is a wall-climbing thing there, right?
Which means that you've got to be able to get somewhere in here.
Oh, there we go. There's got to be something here, right, my friends?
Wait, wait, wait.
Was there something around the corner there?
I think there was. Ah-ha!
Ah, there we go.
Whoa.
Don't you give me that crawly stuff.
Oh, that I deserved none of it.
Oh man, rocket straight to the face.
Alright, shot to the heart, and I'm to blame.
I give Doom a bad name.
Alright. Alright, that reminds me of a very old game called Dungeon...
Dungeon Master.
On the old Atari 520ST, I think it was?
That was a fun game.
All right.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Nope, nothing up there. Uh-huh, all right.
Uh, low on health.
Okay, so next time I die, I'll stop.
Wait, I'm supposed to go here or what?
Oh, bad, bad, bad.
Alright.
I appreciate that. I will stop here.
Got a million other things to do.
Please be sure to check out tonight.
I am going to have a 8 p.m.
Eastern Standard Time, a case against China.
It's a presentation I've been working on for a while.
So I will see you guys tonight.
I'm going to do an after-show Q&A with Paul Cottrell and myself.
So thanks everyone so much.
A great pleasure to chat.
And I guess we will see you same doom time at some point over the next couple of days.
It's a great game.
And I hope you guys have a wonderful afternoon.
See you tonight, 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.
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