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Are We Doing Better?
00:06:27
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| All right. | |
| are we back We will try this again. | |
| One more time, my friends. | |
| One more time. And we'll see how this looks. | |
| Are we doing better? | |
| Are we doing better? | |
| Let's find out. | |
| And do we have a chat here? | |
| let's find out about that too alright half my face is in shadow So... | |
| Out of respect for the demons. | |
| For those about to slay, we salute you. | |
| All right. Let's see here. | |
| Are we getting anything? | |
| Are you guys seeing? Are we doing it? | |
| Let's give it a try and see if we're any better on this side. | |
| It was so nice when I could see the chat before. | |
| All right, let's try that. Is this smooth as butter? | |
| Actually, we won't really find until we get into the campaign, right? | |
| Started streaming 92 seconds ago. | |
| Oh. | |
| It's working? Well, isn't that just peachy? | |
| I'm very pleased to hear that. | |
| All right, let me just pop this chat out. | |
| And, uh, let's see. | |
| The key is, can we move? | |
| Ooh, for some reason that seems a whole lot smoother. | |
| What do you guys think? Is that better? | |
| Is that better? How's that seem? | |
| Pleasant to see you guys too. | |
| How you doing? Uh, can we zoom this in a little bit? | |
| That would be kinda nice. | |
| Much better? Yeah? | |
| Better? Alright, so I went to CPU encoding. | |
| 720 by 1280. | |
| And you guys can see me, right? | |
| That's better frame weights, right? | |
| And let's see here. | |
| How's this looking? Better. | |
| This is not proper boomer streaming. | |
| Alright, are we looking better? Move around a bit? | |
| Yeah. Little jump, little jump. | |
| How's that looking? Oh, there's got to be a secret back here. | |
| Oh, isn't it good? What the... | |
| Ah! Demon child! | |
| I want my dreams. Alright. That seems to be helpful. | |
| Very clear. What should one do when dealing with an individual in a life who refuses to take responsibility for their actions? | |
| You can't do anything with those people. | |
| If they simply refuse to take responsibility for their actions, they are setting things up in a very bad manner. | |
| You will end up not being very happy in the long run. | |
| It's a little stuttery. Okay, so our CPU usage is like only 3.5%. | |
| Encoding overloaded. | |
| Consider turning down video settings or using a faster encoding preset. | |
| Okay, what the hell does that mean? | |
| Does anybody know what using a faster encoding preset is? | |
| I mean, why would you not want to always use the fastest encoding preset, right? | |
| I do not know why this would not be the case. | |
| 800 by 600? I can't do it, man. | |
| I can't do it. 800 by 600? | |
| Don't make me do it, man. | |
| It looks, yeah, the little preview looks a little choppy. | |
| There's really not much point doing a first-person shooter if it's going to be this kind of choppy stuff. | |
| And I don't know why. See, my CPU is only at 3%. | |
| It keeps freezing. Yeah. | |
| All right. I will try another route in. | |
| I will try another route in. | |
| I'll just go straight from the AMD talking, from the AMD software, and see if that works any better. | |
| All right. Hang tight, my friends. | |
| Sorry about this. | |
| We'll get this test resolved one way or another. | |
| All right, let's try this again. | |
| We're coming in through the AMD software. | |
| Nvidia software, I have that, but I don't have the processor to handle it. | |
| The GPU, this is a Radeon. | |
| Pretty good one, too. | |
| But let's see here. Let's see, let's see, let's see. | |
| See if this is any better. Dentist checking in from India. | |
| My best wishes, Steph. Thank you, Akshaya. | |
| I very much appreciate that. | |
| Let's see if this is any better. | |
| Alright. Sorry about all of this. | |
| One day I will just fire something up and it works. | |
| But let's see how this does. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's see if this is any better. | |
| And campaign, Continue game. It would be nice to actually continue the game at some point. | |
| But let's see how this looks. | |
| All right. | |
| You guys let me know how this looks, how this sounds. | |
| Yes. | |
| What be going on? And, uh... | |
| Demon child! | |
| Alright. We'll get our prophylactics back here. | |
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Alright Anything Else?
00:07:05
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| Uh, yeah, I got this right. | |
| What do you think? Better? | |
| Better, better? Let me know, my friends! | |
| How am I doing? How's the mucus looking? | |
| Is it pretty? Oh yeah, that's good. | |
| That doll was Stephbot. | |
| Yeah, yeah, no kidding, eh? Much more smooth? | |
| Okay, great. So, uh... | |
| Hi! This is Stefan Molyneux. | |
| Uh... Whoa. Alright, I think we're better off now, right? | |
| You people who move make it so much harder, I can't even tell you. | |
| Alright, uh... | |
| Somewhere around here... | |
| Oh, this is warpy stuff, right? | |
| So it gets me some health and all that, right? | |
| Which is good. What the... | |
| Things seem kind of quiet here. | |
| Too quiet! Alright. | |
| Boom for him. | |
| Health is back. | |
| Hey, what are you, immune? | |
| That's not reasonable. It's a rocket launcher. | |
| Alright. Anything else back here? | |
| Oh, wait. Hey, that's some Indian food I ate in 1972. | |
| Alright. That's some fine missing, don't you think? | |
| There we go. Alright. | |
| Let's pretend that we have all the time in the world, right? | |
| Yeah, very subtle, right? | |
| Yeah. | |
| Splash damage! There we go. | |
| Yeah, so that's how my body digests food, eh? | |
| No kidding. Oh dear. | |
| Oh, insufficient fuel. That's bad. | |
| Oh, this happened last time as well. | |
| I think I ran out of ammo because of terrible management on my part of the infinite resources necessary. | |
| Okay, so let's go back in here. | |
| Okay, get some of that. | |
| No fuel for... Oh, you need more fuel for various of these things, right? | |
| Remember, demon can be an offensive term. | |
| Refer to them as mortally challenged. | |
| Alright. I have no... | |
| So I have to get past here, and I've got to go someplace... | |
| Whoa! Holy Claw of Doom. | |
| Alright, let's go back in here. | |
| Uh... Yellow gore key acquired, that'd be great. | |
| You know what would be excellent? Would be some actual... | |
| Oh, so I'm just warping on. | |
| Actual ammo would be fantastic. | |
| Any ammo in here? I feel like there should be some ammo in here. | |
| But yeah, there is not. | |
| This feels like some place... | |
| This is the place I was at way back before, right? | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| All right. And how's the resolution and all that for you guys? | |
| Oh, there's a little ammo. | |
| We'll take that. Where do we go here? | |
| Oh, that seems helpful. | |
| Glory kill from much further away. | |
| Increase the resolution. | |
| It's good? | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright. | |
| It's 720-60. | |
| Yeah, that's right. | |
| you Thank you. | |
| Alright. So, now we have, what, eight shells? | |
| Yeah, I'm sure we'll be fine. | |
| Anything back here? | |
| I don't think so. Oh, there was another jumpy part around here somewhere, though, right? | |
| Ah, who am I kidding? It's all jumpy. | |
| Oh, that's where I came from. Not much there. | |
| Alright, anything back here? | |
| This is where we came from. | |
| Did I get everything from here? | |
| Oh, I got to chainsaw saw these dudes right? | |
| Whoa! | |
| I am walled up! | |
| 12 hit points. | |
| Oh, that's what I like to see. | |
| All right. | |
| Weapon's pretty good on that dude. | |
| All right. | |
| Uh-oh. Can we run our way down to here? | |
| here? | |
| Yes, we can. | |
| And we'll get this health. | |
| All right. | |
| Alright, looks like we're back in business, my friends. | |
| Oh, I can't get that dude, can I? | |
| Well, that's at least... | |
| And we are going random places of who knows-ness. | |
| Oh, I'd like to get that dude, but I guess we're going back to rocket launcher time, right? | |
| Is that my rocket launcher? | |
| That's right, I found some rocket launcher ammo And that's all I'm doing now | |
| Oh Whoa | |
| dudes. Oh, you gotta go down soon, my friend. | |
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Lead Poisoning Encounter
00:15:15
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| Oh, there we go. There's only so much lead you can take before you get StephBot lead poisoning. | |
| Alright. I should have... | |
| One extra bullet. I should have waited for that one. | |
| Alright. Alright. | |
| Look at that. We have cleared it. | |
| Can I increase the resolution to 1080p60? | |
| Well, I can, but the problem is... | |
| I'll do that after the next break, but if I do, then what happens is I end up running out of bandwidth for some reason, or at least the ingestion bandwidth. | |
| My upstream bandwidth is fine, but it's the ingestion bandwidth that's a problem. | |
| All right. What have I got? | |
| Everything here. And this is what's your turn. | |
| Dentist checking in from India. | |
| Hello! Oh dear. | |
| Alright, is it time to run away again? | |
| Yes it is. Alright, we gotta lock on some things here. | |
| Ooh. Alright, give me a little health here, my friends. | |
| Thank you. A little more will be helpful. | |
| Hey, I should be out of blurry vision, right? | |
| Alright, let's get a little more. | |
| Alright. | |
| Hey, look at that. | |
| We are in one piece still. | |
| Whoa. Ah, weapon point acquired. | |
| Ooh, did I make it? Alright, look at that. | |
| We got some stuff. Alright, so what have we got here? | |
| Headshot blast. Can I do that? | |
| Uh, no. What did I get here? | |
| This dude. But this dude is to do with the weapons, right? | |
| Can I upgrade anything on this? | |
| No. I got three of these dudes though, right? | |
| Why can I not upgrade this? | |
| This I don't know. That I can't get for sure. | |
| Suit? I don't have any suit things, right? | |
| Runes, I don't have any. Arsenal, why can I not upgrade these dudes? | |
| Five, that I can't get. | |
| Precision Bolt. That's too much, right? | |
| You need to unlock the mod first. | |
| I'm not sure what that means. | |
| Can I do anything on this? | |
| Oh, I need to unlock the mod. | |
| Okay, so I haven't... Oh, okay, so the mod has to be unlocked somewhere in the dungeon, right? | |
| Somewhere in the game? Okay, I got it. | |
| I got it. There we go. | |
| Meat Hook recharge time has decreased by 25%. | |
| You know what that means? | |
| That means Viagra, my friends. | |
| Okay, is that something alive? | |
| No, it's just... That is a weird, terrifyingly beautiful artistic triumph, right? | |
| You know, these programmers, without a doubt, have had bad childhoods, and for some reason, I don't mind it this time, because what the... | |
| Ew. Optometrist from Doom! | |
| Meat hook innuendo, that is correct. | |
| Wait, did I just go somewhere here? | |
| Oh, what happened? I got warped? | |
| Oh, one of these mouths opened. | |
| Okay. Alright. We can live with that. | |
| Alright. Do you now? | |
| I have a feeling that's not where I'm supposed to go, right? | |
| But... Oh, wait a minute. | |
| Here, there's a jumpy thing! | |
| Oh, that's how you get this thing. | |
| Okay. Extra life acquired. | |
| You know, it's called immortality from being a philosopher. | |
| You aim big, you either vanish completely or you live forever. | |
| That's really the only choice. | |
| Alright, let's do this. Alright. | |
| Yeah, that seems like a reasonable jump. | |
| All right. | |
| Not the hardest fight I've seen so far. | |
| They do throw these easy-peasy ones in somewhere, right? | |
| Follow the green. Green color means go there. | |
| Yeah, yeah, sorry. I keep having to be reminded of that. | |
| What the heck is that thing? | |
| That was some shadow thing, wasn't it? | |
| What the heck is that? | |
| Oh great, now I'm trapped. | |
| Oh, trapped I tell you. | |
| I'm not trapped because I'm not on a very, very hard level. | |
| Low ammo. | |
| All right. | |
| So let's go to another weapon. | |
| I like the plasma. | |
| Oh, this one's cool, but it requires pretty good accuracy, which is not my main thing. | |
| How about regular shotgun stuff? | |
| Bye. | |
| Ah, free health. I love it. | |
| Oh, and free ammo, dude Life is temporary, doom is eternal Well, if by doom you mean death. | |
| Yes, that is true. Oops. | |
| Oh, what? Select sentinel crystal. | |
| Oh, what have we got here? | |
| Heavy and super heavy demons stay on fire longer. | |
| As long as you're at max health, all pickups contribute to blood punch. | |
| I think I vaguely remember that. | |
| Demons drop armor at a faster rate. | |
| Um... Alright, let's do that. | |
| All right. | |
| This is a great part of the game, is that right? | |
| You try that in a Saroski crystal store and see how well you do. | |
| Alright, so follow the green, right? | |
| Uh... Grab the wall! | |
| Grab the wall! Alright. | |
| Flintstones fall. I did watch... | |
| I've watched some of the documentary Out of Shadows. | |
| It's well worth looking at. | |
| You with the He's dying and I thought he was alive and moving Much like my reputation. | |
| Alright. Uh... | |
| Nope, dude! | |
| Oh wrong weapon right? | |
| This guy needs... | |
| Not this one. | |
| Not this one. | |
| Uh... | |
| Ooh, health. | |
| Slurp, slurp! Oh. | |
| Alright, uh, weapon point. | |
| Let me see if I can... | |
| one? | |
| Yeah, that's going to do me a whole lot of good, right? | |
| Super Gore Nest. | |
| Enter view content. Cultist presence at the lock reactor. | |
| Alright. I've not played Red Dead. | |
| Honestly, this is the only game that I've played in, like, forever. | |
| Other than a couple of games with my daughter. | |
| Like, we like Rocket League and stuff. | |
| Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. | |
| Alright, so... | |
| So... | |
| There's something in here, right? | |
| Whoa... Wait, | |
| that seems like stuff blew up, right? | |
| Whoa. I feel a little box in. | |
| I'm trying to wound them so I can get some health, but I'm not sure that's working out too well. | |
| You can use the scope or sticky points to destroy one. | |
| Yes, thank you. Appreciate that. | |
| Thank you for the reminder, my friends. | |
| Now this charge-up thing. | |
| I got a charge-up thing here, and then what? | |
| I try and shoot, and it doesn't work. | |
| Locked. Like John Locke, which most people know from Lost rather than intellectual history. | |
| All right. What have we got here for weapons? | |
| Not too bad. Oh, no. | |
| Is it a jumping puzzle from hell? | |
| Yes, it is. Uh-huh. | |
| The demon chain fires go round and round, round and round. | |
| Oh, that so reminds me of singing lullabies to my daughter. | |
| All right. | |
| Oh. | |
| All right. | |
| Well, I appreciate the free health, and I'm out. | |
| All right. | |
| Rad Su protects the player from toxic slime and toxic water, but still has you susceptible to mainstream media. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Ah, recharge the rad suit or another rad suit. | |
| Oh, so this means I'm basically going to end up Alright, so let's go see what we gotta go to here. | |
| Okay, we can't go down there. | |
| Oh, that's my recharge, right? | |
| I'll take that. | |
| OPEC has really let their stuff go here, right? | |
| Sentinel battery acquired. | |
| Alright. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Nope. | |
| Oh, swingy thing, right? | |
| Okay. | |
| Nope. Oops. | |
| Oh, so I've got to wait for this thing to come around. | |
| Jump up and punch, is that right? | |
| Okay. | |
| We're getting there. | |
| There we go. | |
| Alright, so we're in here. | |
| Don't be afraid. | |
| Once your soul has been consumed, your fear will cease to exist. | |
| Alright. Thank you, Digital JLo. | |
| I wonder how many people worked on the algorithm of that, but... | |
| Alright. | |
| You can dash through breakable walls in the air. | |
| No need to punch. Oh, is that right? | |
| Ah! Alright, that did not quite work the way I wanted it to. | |
| Can I get up there now? Uh... | |
| Whoa! | |
| What the heck? Where am I now? | |
| Oh. That's good. | |
| I'll take that recharge and I'll go down this random puzzle of doom. | |
| Ah! Excellent. | |
| Every now and then you'll find your sibling. | |
| Alright. Uh... | |
| Friends? This is where we go and find our friends, is that right? | |
| Secret encounter activated. | |
| Uh. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh, I gotta finish this in time, right? | |
| I will take that. | |
| Ooh, I don't want to be here though, right? | |
| Moo! Wait, I've got to go find something here? | |
| Is that what happens? Uh, the other monsters are where? | |
| At the bottom, down here? You guys are so helpful. | |
| Thank you. Uh... | |
| Hey, you ever get that feeling of deja vu? | |
| Okay, so I've got... | |
| Oh, there it is. Whoa. | |
| Oh, I've got to keep getting this recharged, right? | |
| Secret encounter failed. | |
| So what does that mean? Okay, let's not try it again, shall we? | |
| I'm sure that's just a nice to have rather than a half to have. | |
| Nah, one more time. | |
| Secret encounter, here we go. | |
| Shoot the arms off and get the health. | |
| Shoot the arms off and get the health. | |
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Behind The Enemy
00:03:18
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| Alright, I'm not sure how I'm failing, because I'm not sure what I'm doing. | |
| Means you missed one of the monsters before a timer isn't necessary. | |
| Alright, thanks. Uh, uh-huh. | |
| Ooh. Red Gore key acquired. | |
| But, uh, Gal Gore already is a red. | |
| Alright, alright. | |
| Oh, uh... | |
| Oh, this is the behind dude, right? | |
| Got to get back here. | |
| Got a little tail. | |
| Alright. DJ view. | |
| Yeah, that's funny. This place, I gotta tell you, it's a good thing my wife doesn't play these games, because this place needs a good tidy up. | |
| What's the story with this dude? | |
| Uh, should I go back? | |
| I feel like something's back here, right? | |
| No. | |
| Uh, don't get me wrong, I like collecting blue skulls just as much as the next guy, but... | |
| Uh, that's behind the wall, right? | |
| Anybody? Oh, to use the plasma rifle mod, you've got to target something first. | |
| Oh, thank you. Let me try that. | |
| Uh, thank you. And then it charges up and... | |
| Oh! I'm back here. | |
| How nice. Ooh, what do we have now? | |
| What the... | |
| Chain gun Whoa Oh Well that was interesting That gave me all of my health bag. | |
| All right. I like to chaingun myself. | |
| That was my favorite gun in Unreal Tournament. | |
| All right. Let's try that. | |
| Do more of the chaingun thing. | |
| I said chaingun! | |
| All right. To the tune of shotgun, but actually in key. | |
| All right. So we're back here. | |
| Alright. Because, you know, sometimes they're just too lazy to create new areas. | |
| Alright. What am I missing here? | |
| Anything? What am I going on here? | |
| That's where I came from. | |
| I don't know where I'm going to, but I do feel that I'm getting Wuhan flu because of the air in... | |
| The demon sky. | |
| Alright, so what have we got here? Go forward. | |
| You have to go back. Okay. | |
| Alright, I gotta go back, right? | |
| Alright, so this is all the dead end back here, right? | |
| Oh yeah, so I gotta go back this way. | |
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Got Stuck
00:17:22
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| Doesn't it? It gives me a little thing to get to, doesn't it normally? | |
| Uh... So yeah, this is where I started from, right? | |
| And I still have my suit on, right? | |
| You're in the wet market right now. | |
| No, I think this is pretty much John Podesta's basement, right? | |
| All right, so do we keep on going this way? | |
| All right, this has all been... | |
| It's all been done before... | |
| Okay, what do we got here? No, that's all end, right? | |
| Oh, the blue sky gives you full armor and health. | |
| Oh, the blue skull, sorry. | |
| Alright. | |
| Ah, have I not been here before? | |
| Ah. | |
| Uh, I have not. Uh-huh. | |
| Oh. All right. | |
| All right. Pretty suit points acquired. | |
| All right. Uh, so suit. | |
| Suit up, baby! All right. | |
| How many have you got? Ooh, one. | |
| Reveals all progression items on the dossier. | |
| Reveals the order map location. | |
| Yeah, sure. One day I'll use the map. | |
| I'm like a dude in a car before GPS. I know where I'm going. | |
| Stop asking. Can you believe that on Easter Sunday, or right before Easter, this I've all done before, right? This just gets me up here, this climbing thing, right? | |
| Maria Abramovich, Microsoft has teamed up with her. | |
| I mean, it's really pretty monstrous when you think about it. | |
| Okay, so this just got me here. | |
| Let's climb down a little. | |
| And then I think this is just a go down situation, right? | |
| Oh, this was where my... | |
| Are you playing on baby mode difficulty? | |
| I am not, in fact. Okay, let's try it. | |
| Now I got the chaingun, maybe I can try this deal. | |
| Now I got the chaingun. | |
| Wait, did I get it? | |
| Uhh... | |
| I don't even know if I won that. | |
| Alright. Okay, so dudes, can you help out a brother? | |
| Oh, that's bad. So I'm going to need to get to this dude, right? | |
| To get my... | |
| Okay, so it's not that way. | |
| How about this way? This takes me back to where I came from? | |
| Nope, that's another dead end. Excellent. | |
| Alright, so I need that thing again, right? | |
| And then, here. | |
| I feel like we are a little circled here. | |
| Oh, maybe down this way. | |
| No, that's back to where we came. | |
| It's just walking back up here, right? | |
| Alright, what am I not getting? | |
| Um... | |
| Alright, we're back here. | |
| Yeah. | |
| I've only ever watched you play this game. | |
| Yeah, that's all I do, man. | |
| That's all I do on the internet. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. | |
| All I do on the internet is play video games. | |
| It's just been a bit of a warm-up, that's all I can tell you. | |
| Alright, so... | |
| Can you help me out, brothers? | |
| Where am I supposed to go? I've got to go all the way back here, right? | |
| There's all a dead end in here. | |
| Ah, ooh, wait, there's something new. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| We finally found the long-lost business plan of zero books. | |
| Oh boy, there's a pretty... | |
| The generator is in a dormant state. | |
| Two nearby control terminals will need to be manually activated to restore full power. | |
| Unlocking the left terminal room now. | |
| E-girl status confined. | |
| Let's not pretend I don't have the cleavage. | |
| All right. Anything so... | |
| Oh wait, sorry. If I'm supposed to go this way, there may be a cool thing over here. | |
| But there's not. All right. | |
| I really feel this is not the weapon for me. | |
| Wait, is that all I got? | |
| Oh man, I got nothing. | |
| I got nothing. It's like watching PewDiePie with Philosophy. | |
| Well, nope. To be fair, PewDiePie has kind of gotten into Philosophy lately, which is kind of cool. | |
| I'm going with a low-cut top next stream. | |
| That's right. That is correct. | |
| 50% of power has been restored. | |
| Okay. The second control terminal still requires activation to destroy the nest. | |
| Excellent. Oh, come on. | |
| Oh, I'm doomed. | |
| Oh, I got nothing. | |
| Okay, can I run past these guys? | |
| Anything back here? Yeah, that was it. | |
| You're out of ammo, yeah, that's right. | |
| Okay, hopefully the checkpoint is when I just did this thing, right? | |
| Because I really do want to try out this plasma thing. | |
| It's supposed to be a lock-in thing, right? | |
| Oh yeah, now I'm still with low ammo. | |
| Oh my gosh, and I don't even have enough. | |
| Okay, so I'm going to have to run past these guys, right? | |
| Ask not what we can do for you. | |
| Ask what you can do for us Oh come on What am I supposed to do from here I mean, I know it's my fault and all, but still. | |
| Things getting a little tricky here. | |
| Did I leave any ammo back here? | |
| Can I push people into the lava? | |
| Can I? Okay, so... | |
| Huh, okay. | |
| So now I'm actually completely out of ammo. | |
| Yeah, I get it. | |
| I get it that I have... Can I chainsaw one of the shield guys from back here? | |
| Dead, right? Alright, let's try chainsawing one of these guys. | |
| Otherwise, what, do I have to reset the whole mission? | |
| The ammo is deferral of gratification. | |
| Yeah, I guess that's true, right? Alright, so got all that. | |
| I did see an ammo lying around somewhere. | |
| I think they should throw just a smidge of ammo in here myself, but, you know, could just be me. | |
| Because I can't shoot these guys. | |
| Can I chainsaw them? | |
| Ah, there we go. | |
| Alright, we're back. | |
| We're back. Alright, did I get any plasma? | |
| There we go. Okay, so when I lock this thing on... | |
| Change your shield. | |
| Oh, whoa, whoa. Electrical floor. | |
| Electrical floor. Oh, rockin' music. | |
| And they are being very generous with this, although I theoretically should have gotten just a little bit more. | |
| What the... | |
| Alright, we're running around in the gizzards. | |
| Oh, this dude. | |
| Don't shoot so close to me! | |
| That's the old Sting song, isn't it? | |
| Don't shoot so close to me! | |
| Alright. Low ammo? | |
| So you know what that means. It means come in here and look for any ammo before I go anywhere else. | |
| All right. My question is, how bad is the digestion of the guy who designed this level, right? | |
| Oh, I've got to hold the fire button to make it work on that thing? | |
| Okay, thanks. | |
| Uh, rights. | |
| Oh, no. | |
| We're back here, aren't we? | |
| Okay. | |
| Let me at least get to the health here. | |
| Oh, skipping around What the? | |
| Alright, so you want me Don't stand so close to me, yeah. | |
| I guess it's the theme song for 2020 in general, right? | |
| Young Wu Han, the site of bioweapons controversy. | |
| So I'm going to need to chainsaw some dudes here, right? | |
| Okay. | |
| Insufficient fuel. | |
| Oh, a little stuck here. | |
| A little stuck. What the? | |
| Chainsaw. Yeah, three fuel for the bigger demons, right? | |
| Okay, thank you. We will get it. | |
| I feel this is the one. | |
| Alright, so let's get the right weapon. | |
| Okay, this one's not bad for the start, right? | |
| Okay, so let's get this guy dude first, right? | |
| We've got to get our ammo on. | |
| Okay, I don't need health so much right now, right? | |
| I just need to get rid of these guys. | |
| Wow, that is hot knife through butter. | |
| Ooh, not bad. | |
| Not bad. Now we're cooking with gas. | |
| You appear, you disappear. | |
| Alright. Whoa! Alright, let's try this thing now that we don't have too much stuff around. | |
| Oh, I could have used that health, but what the heck. | |
| Alright. We really didn't get much out of that, did we? | |
| Whoa. I guess we're going to need to chainsaw some people, right? | |
| We're back to the low ammo again, right? | |
| Whoa, fire, fire, fire in the hole! | |
| We're not talking hemorrhoids either. | |
| Or are we? Dudes, you just keep on coming. | |
| Alright. Alright, let's... | |
| Should we go low-tech? Alright. | |
| Oh, God, dude. | |
| I've yet to get the movement habits of these dudes down. | |
| There we go. Oh, I got stuck somewhere! | |
| Stuck somewhere! Alright, so not super health enabled. | |
| Seriously? My gosh. | |
| I feel that fire will not do much on these guys. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| My gosh. Ooh, um... | |
| Ooh, I'm getting a little greedy for that health there, aren't I? Oh dear. | |
| Ah, we're back here again, aren't we? | |
| Alright. Doesn't matter, we're gonna... | |
| Oh! Ah! Whoa! | |
| I'm back to... Oh, I had my, uh... | |
| Okay. Okay. Oh, that's bad! | |
| Oh, the red totem? | |
| Need to remove the red totem? | |
| Oh, this is one of the, um... | |
| Is this one of the, like, infinite spawning dudes? | |
| Okay, so where's the red totem? | |
| Oh, I think I see what you mean. | |
| Okay. | |
| Is it over here? Oh! | |
| How about I don't... | |
| Oh, extra life, right? | |
| Here, I'm giving up too soon, right? | |
| Where is this red totem of which you speak? | |
| Is it over here? | |
| Is it over here? | |
| Oh, that's hot, hot, hot. | |
| Alright, where is this red tote head? | |
| No! | |
| Uh, what are you saying, low health? | |
| What nonsense is this? | |
| I know you guys keep talking about this totem, and I would love to see it. | |
| Oops. Oh, I bet you I have to go somewhere over here, right? | |
| Ooh. All right, maybe it's up here. | |
| Down here? That does not seem like the way to go. | |
| It's a cave, all right. | |
| That is a bad... Oh, okay, so we can't die down there. | |
| Oh, whoa. Low health. | |
| Yeah, I got it. All right, so... | |
| So can I jump up anywhere here? | |
| Where is it? | |
| It's on the top. | |
| Let's see where the health is. | |
| It's up here somewhere? | |
| I don't see it. I could need some help though. | |
| And let's take the health and get rid of it again. | |
| Okay, so somewhere. You've got to go down there in that hole. | |
| No, no, no, no, no. See, I tried the hole. | |
| That's a bit of a trick. | |
| Is it? | |
| Okay, so you're saying... | |
| Alright. Hang on a sec here. | |
| It's above you. It's in the hole, then move forward. | |
| You gotta dash before you fall in the mouth. | |
| Oh, so is it. Is it back in here, you say? | |
| Alright. Oh, there you go. | |
| Thank you, dudes. Jump in the mouth and avoid the teeth. | |
| Oh. Just like a newbie to oral sex. | |
| Alright. But now what? | |
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| Oh. What the? | |
| Oh, there it is. Oh, I see, I see. | |
| Okay. Got it, got it, got it. | |
| Alright. I got it this time, my brothers. | |
| Thank you very much. Alright. | |
| Alright, now we got it. | |
| Okay, I know what we're doing. | |
| Alright, so now we go down. | |
| I'm going to go. | |
| Alright. Regroup. | |
| Regroup. Alright, so what's the best thing for up here? | |
| We could use... Oh, 12. | |
| That's no good. Only two rockets. | |
| 12 of these dudes. | |
| Okay, excellent. | |
| Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. | |
| Ah! All right. | |
| Excellent. That seemed very fair. | |
| All right. Let's do one last try here. | |
| All right. How are the graphics looking these days? | |
| Are the graphics okay? Oh, so what I am going to need for sure, though. | |
| All right. Alright, I need to lure these guys in and get a chainsaw going, right? | |
| 'Cause I'm gonna need some ammo. | |
| No fuel! | |
| Oh, that's bad. | |
| Well, I have ammo and that's about it. | |
| Oh, I need this stuff, right? Oh, that's sad. | |
| Should I wait for some guys to come here and get some of their health? | |
| Yeah, let's do that. Alright, well, that could have been worse. | |
| Probably not much, but... | |
| Alright. | |
| 60. Yeah, that's going to make all the difference in the world. | |
| Now, how do I... I think, is it the plasma rifle I need to get rid of the... | |
| You need to blood punch the totem. | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| Is that what the kids are calling it these days? | |
| There we go. | |
| Ah, lordy. | |
| Gortacular. Alright, here we go. | |
| Is it a guilty pleasure? It's not a guilty pleasure. | |
| We're hunters, we're gatherers. It's how it works, my friends. | |
| Alright. I get it, I get it. | |
| Alright, so now we gotta... | |
| Okay, let's get this guy come in here. | |
| A little health. A little chainsaw action. | |
| Get our ammo on. | |
| We need to get a little bit of this stuff. | |
| Go in here. | |
| Alright. The pause that refreshes. | |
| Yeah, it's really, really good. | |
| Alright. Alright. | |
| That was embarrassing. | |
| Sorry about all of that missed stuff. | |
| Okay. Alright. | |
| So now... | |
| Thank you guys for that. | |
| I appreciate that. Oh, no! | |
| Is it a jumping puzzle? Wait, is that a dude I need to shoot? | |
| No. Okay. | |
| Ooh. Uh-huh. | |
| Uh-huh. Okay. | |
| Anything back here? Oh, man. | |
| I can't believe that glass didn't break. | |
| Isn't that wild? All right. | |
| What have I got here? All right. | |
| Do parkour like the floor is lava. | |
| Excellent. | |
| Oh, I've got to get over to this thing, right? | |
| Oh, no, no, no. | |
| Come on. | |
| I got that. | |
| Oh, that's totally unfair. | |
| That is unfair. | |
| I've got to get around again, right? | |
| Oh, well. You know what? | |
| On the plus side... | |
| At least I get this stuff. | |
| Uh... Alright, we'll get it. | |
| Alright, wait for everything to recharge. | |
| Bar on floaty skull. | |
| Yeah, I see that. Thanks. There's nothing on top. | |
| Oh, no, there's nothing on top there. | |
| Okay, we'll get it. | |
| Will I accept some donations for a new computer? | |
| All right. | |
| I assume that I'm, as usual, horribly low on ammo. | |
| Alright, so... | |
| Here we go. Uh-huh. | |
| Oh, I'm going to have to do those at one point, right? | |
| And that's what they say when you get into spicy food. | |
| Oh, look, victory symbols from everyone who got your bailout. | |
| Lovely. | |
| Alright. | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| Oh, do I go somewhere up here? | |
| Uh. | |
| Okay, we've got to get up there, but over this way, right? | |
| Okay. | |
| It's all about the timing. | |
| Yeah, but enough about my taxes for the welfare state. | |
| Okay. Low ammo. | |
| Yeah, that's not good. What's got the most ammo? | |
| Oh, that's sad. | |
| Alright. We will take those shells gratefully. | |
| Perform glory kills faster. | |
| Speed boost up fighter. | |
| See, speed boost doesn't help me because... | |
| Alright, what do we got here? | |
| Oh, I got this one already, right? | |
| Alright. Good, yeah, I can use that. | |
| Anything that helps me with the health is good. | |
| Alright. | |
| Uh-huh, I've got to punch something over there. | |
| Oh, that's cool. Look at that. | |
| That is the glow from your rocket launcher. | |
| Little details, little details, but very nicely done. | |
| All right. Uh-huh, I'll punch this dude. | |
| Alright. | |
| Uh-oh, this dude. | |
| I will take that health break from you. | |
| Thank you, my friend. | |
| I do not need to shave. | |
| Dude, you gotta go down soon. | |
| All right, seven health points. | |
| I sometimes think the programmers there are being a little nice to me. | |
| Low ammo. Okay, what have I got? | |
| Oh, I got the stuff that blows up in my face. | |
| All right. Ooh, little ammo for me. | |
| Uh-huh. All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Use the mods. Yes, thank you. | |
| I appreciate that. I will use the mods. | |
| All right. Low ammo, but I'm going to try the locky lock-on thing here, right? | |
| Okay, so they've given me a suit thing here. | |
| Oh, this is funny. | |
| Yeah, yeah. Alright, so... | |
| We get this. | |
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| Now we've got to go somewhere in here, right? | |
| Ah, there we go. | |
| That's not an argument! Alright. | |
| What have we got here? We want to get out of that as quickly as we can, right? | |
| There's nothing else cool in here, is there? | |
| I do not think so. | |
| Any secrets? My baby's got a secret. | |
| Alright. What do you think? | |
| Oh, let's go explore. | |
| They put it in here for a reason, right? | |
| Ah, there we go. | |
| Suit thing. Oh, well, that just puts you back up here. | |
| But there is a wall-climbing thing there, right? | |
| Which means that you've got to be able to get somewhere in here. | |
| Oh, there we go. There's got to be something here, right, my friends? | |
| Wait, wait, wait. | |
| Was there something around the corner there? | |
| I think there was. Ah-ha! | |
| Ah, there we go. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Don't you give me that crawly stuff. | |
| Oh, that I deserved none of it. | |
| Oh man, rocket straight to the face. | |
| Alright, shot to the heart, and I'm to blame. | |
| I give Doom a bad name. | |
| Alright. Alright, that reminds me of a very old game called Dungeon... | |
| Dungeon Master. | |
| On the old Atari 520ST, I think it was? | |
| That was a fun game. | |
| All right. | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| Uh-huh. | |
| Nope, nothing up there. Uh-huh, all right. | |
| Uh, low on health. | |
| Okay, so next time I die, I'll stop. | |
| Wait, I'm supposed to go here or what? | |
| Oh, bad, bad, bad. | |
| Alright. | |
| I appreciate that. I will stop here. | |
| Got a million other things to do. | |
| Please be sure to check out tonight. | |
| I am going to have a 8 p.m. | |
| Eastern Standard Time, a case against China. | |
| It's a presentation I've been working on for a while. | |
| So I will see you guys tonight. | |
| I'm going to do an after-show Q&A with Paul Cottrell and myself. | |
| So thanks everyone so much. | |
| A great pleasure to chat. | |
| And I guess we will see you same doom time at some point over the next couple of days. | |
| It's a great game. | |
| And I hope you guys have a wonderful afternoon. | |
| See you tonight, 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. | |