Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux - Stefan Molyneux Live Stream
Aired: 2020-04-12
Duration: 01:02:41


=== Are We Doing Better? (06:27) ===

[00:00:01]  All right.
[00:00:29]  are we back We will try this again.
[00:00:33]  One more time, my friends.
[00:00:35]  One more time. And we'll see how this looks.
[00:00:41]  Are we doing better?
[00:00:43]  Are we doing better?
[00:00:45]  Let's find out.
[00:00:47]  And do we have a chat here?
[00:00:54]  let's find out about that too alright half my face is in shadow So...
[00:01:10]  Out of respect for the demons.
[00:01:13]  For those about to slay, we salute you.
[00:01:18]  All right. Let's see here.
[00:01:21]  Are we getting anything?
[00:01:22]  Are you guys seeing? Are we doing it?
[00:01:27]  Let's give it a try and see if we're any better on this side.
[00:01:35]  It was so nice when I could see the chat before.
[00:01:38]  All right, let's try that. Is this smooth as butter?
[00:01:44]  Actually, we won't really find until we get into the campaign, right?
[00:01:47]  Started streaming 92 seconds ago.
[00:01:54]  Oh.
[00:01:56]  It's working? Well, isn't that just peachy?
[00:02:00]  I'm very pleased to hear that.
[00:02:02]  All right, let me just pop this chat out.
[00:02:05]  And, uh, let's see.
[00:02:07]  The key is, can we move?
[00:02:09]  Ooh, for some reason that seems a whole lot smoother.
[00:02:11]  What do you guys think? Is that better?
[00:02:17]  Is that better? How's that seem?
[00:02:24]  Pleasant to see you guys too.
[00:02:25]  How you doing? Uh, can we zoom this in a little bit?
[00:02:29]  That would be kinda nice.
[00:02:33]  Much better? Yeah?
[00:02:35]  Better? Alright, so I went to CPU encoding.
[00:02:39]  720 by 1280.
[00:02:42]  And you guys can see me, right?
[00:02:44]  That's better frame weights, right?
[00:02:48]  And let's see here.
[00:02:51]  How's this looking? Better.
[00:02:58]  This is not proper boomer streaming.
[00:03:00]  Alright, are we looking better? Move around a bit?
[00:03:03]  Yeah. Little jump, little jump.
[00:03:05]  How's that looking? Oh, there's got to be a secret back here.
[00:03:12]  Oh, isn't it good? What the...
[00:03:14]  Ah! Demon child!
[00:03:17]  I want my dreams. Alright. That seems to be helpful.
[00:03:20]  Very clear. What should one do when dealing with an individual in a life who refuses to take responsibility for their actions?
[00:03:31]  You can't do anything with those people.
[00:03:33]  If they simply refuse to take responsibility for their actions, they are setting things up in a very bad manner.
[00:03:40]  You will end up not being very happy in the long run.
[00:03:43]  It's a little stuttery. Okay, so our CPU usage is like only 3.5%.
[00:03:47]  Encoding overloaded.
[00:03:50]  Consider turning down video settings or using a faster encoding preset.
[00:03:54]  Okay, what the hell does that mean?
[00:03:58]  Does anybody know what using a faster encoding preset is?
[00:04:01]  I mean, why would you not want to always use the fastest encoding preset, right?
[00:04:06]  I do not know why this would not be the case.
[00:04:11]  800 by 600? I can't do it, man.
[00:04:14]  I can't do it. 800 by 600?
[00:04:19]  Don't make me do it, man.
[00:04:25]  It looks, yeah, the little preview looks a little choppy.
[00:04:27]  There's really not much point doing a first-person shooter if it's going to be this kind of choppy stuff.
[00:04:32]  And I don't know why. See, my CPU is only at 3%.
[00:04:35]  It keeps freezing. Yeah.
[00:04:38]  All right. I will try another route in.
[00:04:41]  I will try another route in.
[00:04:42]  I'll just go straight from the AMD talking, from the AMD software, and see if that works any better.
[00:04:47]  All right. Hang tight, my friends.
[00:04:48]  Sorry about this.
[00:04:50]  We'll get this test resolved one way or another.
[00:04:55]  All right, let's try this again.
[00:05:04]  We're coming in through the AMD software.
[00:05:08]  Nvidia software, I have that, but I don't have the processor to handle it.
[00:05:12]  The GPU, this is a Radeon.
[00:05:14]  Pretty good one, too.
[00:05:15]  But let's see here. Let's see, let's see, let's see.
[00:05:20]  See if this is any better. Dentist checking in from India.
[00:05:24]  My best wishes, Steph. Thank you, Akshaya.
[00:05:27]  I very much appreciate that.
[00:05:29]  Let's see if this is any better.
[00:05:32]  Alright. Sorry about all of this.
[00:05:33]  One day I will just fire something up and it works.
[00:05:36]  But let's see how this does.
[00:05:43]  All right.
[00:05:43]  Let's see if this is any better.
[00:05:46]  And campaign, Continue game. It would be nice to actually continue the game at some point.
[00:05:58]  But let's see how this looks.
[00:05:59]  All right.
[00:06:05]  You guys let me know how this looks, how this sounds.
[00:06:09]  Yes.
[00:06:10]  What be going on? And, uh...
[00:06:17]  Demon child!
[00:06:21]  Alright. We'll get our prophylactics back here.

=== Alright Anything Else? (07:05) ===

[00:06:28]  Uh, yeah, I got this right.
[00:06:30]  What do you think? Better?
[00:06:32]  Better, better? Let me know, my friends!
[00:06:36]  How am I doing? How's the mucus looking?
[00:06:38]  Is it pretty? Oh yeah, that's good.
[00:06:44]  That doll was Stephbot.
[00:06:45]  Yeah, yeah, no kidding, eh? Much more smooth?
[00:06:47]  Okay, great. So, uh...
[00:06:50]  Hi! This is Stefan Molyneux.
[00:06:54]  Uh... Whoa. Alright, I think we're better off now, right?
[00:07:11]  You people who move make it so much harder, I can't even tell you.
[00:07:19]  Alright, uh...
[00:07:20]  Somewhere around here...
[00:07:25]  Oh, this is warpy stuff, right?
[00:07:26]  So it gets me some health and all that, right?
[00:07:29]  Which is good. What the...
[00:07:38]  Things seem kind of quiet here.
[00:07:41]  Too quiet! Alright.
[00:07:44]  Boom for him.
[00:07:45]  Health is back.
[00:07:46]  Hey, what are you, immune?
[00:07:55]  That's not reasonable. It's a rocket launcher.
[00:07:59]  Alright. Anything else back here?
[00:08:01]  Oh, wait. Hey, that's some Indian food I ate in 1972.
[00:08:05]  Alright. That's some fine missing, don't you think?
[00:08:12]  There we go. Alright.
[00:08:22]  Let's pretend that we have all the time in the world, right?
[00:08:24]  Yeah, very subtle, right?
[00:08:32]  Yeah.
[00:08:43]  Splash damage! There we go.
[00:08:46]  Yeah, so that's how my body digests food, eh?
[00:08:48]  No kidding. Oh dear.
[00:08:52]  Oh, insufficient fuel. That's bad.
[00:08:55]  Oh, this happened last time as well.
[00:08:56]  I think I ran out of ammo because of terrible management on my part of the infinite resources necessary.
[00:09:02]  Okay, so let's go back in here.
[00:09:05]  Okay, get some of that.
[00:09:07]  No fuel for... Oh, you need more fuel for various of these things, right?
[00:09:11]  Remember, demon can be an offensive term.
[00:09:15]  Refer to them as mortally challenged.
[00:09:18]  Alright. I have no...
[00:09:27]  So I have to get past here, and I've got to go someplace...
[00:09:34]  Whoa! Holy Claw of Doom.
[00:09:36]  Alright, let's go back in here.
[00:09:38]  Uh... Yellow gore key acquired, that'd be great.
[00:09:41]  You know what would be excellent? Would be some actual...
[00:09:43]  Oh, so I'm just warping on.
[00:09:50]  Actual ammo would be fantastic.
[00:09:53]  Any ammo in here? I feel like there should be some ammo in here.
[00:09:59]  But yeah, there is not.
[00:10:00]  This feels like some place...
[00:10:01]  This is the place I was at way back before, right?
[00:10:03]  Uh-huh.
[00:10:09]  Uh-huh.
[00:10:17]  All right. And how's the resolution and all that for you guys?
[00:10:21]  Oh, there's a little ammo.
[00:10:22]  We'll take that. Where do we go here?
[00:10:25]  Oh, that seems helpful.
[00:10:29]  Glory kill from much further away.
[00:10:32]  Increase the resolution.
[00:10:33]  It's good?
[00:10:34]  Alright.
[00:10:35]  Alright.
[00:10:40]  It's 720-60.
[00:10:45]  Yeah, that's right.
[00:10:45]  you Thank you.
[00:10:49]  Alright. So, now we have, what, eight shells?
[00:10:55]  Yeah, I'm sure we'll be fine.
[00:11:00]  Anything back here?
[00:11:02]  I don't think so. Oh, there was another jumpy part around here somewhere, though, right?
[00:11:05]  Ah, who am I kidding? It's all jumpy.
[00:11:07]  Oh, that's where I came from. Not much there.
[00:11:13]  Alright, anything back here?
[00:11:17]  This is where we came from.
[00:11:18]  Did I get everything from here?
[00:11:19]  Oh, I got to chainsaw saw these dudes right?
[00:11:34]  Whoa!
[00:11:36]  I am walled up!
[00:11:40]  12 hit points.
[00:11:41]  Oh, that's what I like to see.
[00:11:43]  All right.
[00:11:48]  Weapon's pretty good on that dude.
[00:11:49]  All right.
[00:11:51]  Uh-oh. Can we run our way down to here?
[00:11:56]  here?
[00:11:57]  Yes, we can.
[00:11:57]  And we'll get this health.
[00:11:59]  All right.
[00:12:07]  Alright, looks like we're back in business, my friends.
[00:12:09]  Oh, I can't get that dude, can I?
[00:12:19]  Well, that's at least...
[00:12:23]  And we are going random places of who knows-ness.
[00:12:30]  Oh, I'd like to get that dude, but I guess we're going back to rocket launcher time, right?
[00:12:43]  Is that my rocket launcher?
[00:12:44]  That's right, I found some rocket launcher ammo And that's all I'm doing now
[00:12:58]  Oh Whoa
[00:13:22]  dudes. Oh, you gotta go down soon, my friend.

=== Lead Poisoning Encounter (15:15) ===

[00:13:33]  Oh, there we go. There's only so much lead you can take before you get StephBot lead poisoning.
[00:13:39]  Alright. I should have...
[00:13:43]  One extra bullet. I should have waited for that one.
[00:13:47]  Alright. Alright.
[00:13:56]  Look at that. We have cleared it.
[00:14:02]  Can I increase the resolution to 1080p60?
[00:14:04]  Well, I can, but the problem is...
[00:14:07]  I'll do that after the next break, but if I do, then what happens is I end up running out of bandwidth for some reason, or at least the ingestion bandwidth.
[00:14:20]  My upstream bandwidth is fine, but it's the ingestion bandwidth that's a problem.
[00:14:25]  All right. What have I got?
[00:14:26]  Everything here. And this is what's your turn.
[00:14:31]  Dentist checking in from India.
[00:14:33]  Hello! Oh dear.
[00:14:44]  Alright, is it time to run away again?
[00:14:46]  Yes it is. Alright, we gotta lock on some things here.
[00:14:55]  Ooh. Alright, give me a little health here, my friends.
[00:15:04]  Thank you. A little more will be helpful.
[00:15:06]  Hey, I should be out of blurry vision, right?
[00:15:08]  Alright, let's get a little more.
[00:15:10]  Alright.
[00:15:24]  Hey, look at that.
[00:15:29]  We are in one piece still.
[00:15:30]  Whoa. Ah, weapon point acquired.
[00:15:40]  Ooh, did I make it? Alright, look at that.
[00:15:49]  We got some stuff. Alright, so what have we got here?
[00:15:53]  Headshot blast. Can I do that?
[00:15:56]  Uh, no. What did I get here?
[00:15:59]  This dude. But this dude is to do with the weapons, right?
[00:16:01]  Can I upgrade anything on this?
[00:16:06]  No. I got three of these dudes though, right?
[00:16:09]  Why can I not upgrade this?
[00:16:11]  This I don't know. That I can't get for sure.
[00:16:18]  Suit? I don't have any suit things, right?
[00:16:21]  Runes, I don't have any. Arsenal, why can I not upgrade these dudes?
[00:16:27]  Five, that I can't get.
[00:16:30]  Precision Bolt. That's too much, right?
[00:16:38]  You need to unlock the mod first.
[00:16:40]  I'm not sure what that means.
[00:16:42]  Can I do anything on this?
[00:16:45]  Oh, I need to unlock the mod.
[00:16:47]  Okay, so I haven't... Oh, okay, so the mod has to be unlocked somewhere in the dungeon, right?
[00:16:51]  Somewhere in the game? Okay, I got it.
[00:16:54]  I got it. There we go.
[00:16:56]  Meat Hook recharge time has decreased by 25%.
[00:16:59]  You know what that means?
[00:17:01]  That means Viagra, my friends.
[00:17:05]  Okay, is that something alive?
[00:17:08]  No, it's just... That is a weird, terrifyingly beautiful artistic triumph, right?
[00:17:15]  You know, these programmers, without a doubt, have had bad childhoods, and for some reason, I don't mind it this time, because what the...
[00:17:23]  Ew. Optometrist from Doom!
[00:17:30]  Meat hook innuendo, that is correct.
[00:17:33]  Wait, did I just go somewhere here?
[00:17:34]  Oh, what happened? I got warped?
[00:17:36]  Oh, one of these mouths opened.
[00:17:39]  Okay. Alright. We can live with that.
[00:17:45]  Alright. Do you now?
[00:17:56]  I have a feeling that's not where I'm supposed to go, right?
[00:18:00]  But... Oh, wait a minute.
[00:18:01]  Here, there's a jumpy thing!
[00:18:04]  Oh, that's how you get this thing.
[00:18:05]  Okay. Extra life acquired.
[00:18:11]  You know, it's called immortality from being a philosopher.
[00:18:14]  You aim big, you either vanish completely or you live forever.
[00:18:17]  That's really the only choice.
[00:18:18]  Alright, let's do this. Alright.
[00:18:20]  Yeah, that seems like a reasonable jump.
[00:18:22]  All right.
[00:18:32]  Not the hardest fight I've seen so far.
[00:18:34]  They do throw these easy-peasy ones in somewhere, right?
[00:18:38]  Follow the green. Green color means go there.
[00:18:40]  Yeah, yeah, sorry. I keep having to be reminded of that.
[00:18:44]  What the heck is that thing?
[00:18:45]  That was some shadow thing, wasn't it?
[00:18:51]  What the heck is that?
[00:18:54]  Oh great, now I'm trapped.
[00:18:56]  Oh, trapped I tell you.
[00:19:05]  I'm not trapped because I'm not on a very, very hard level.
[00:19:08]  Low ammo.
[00:19:14]  All right.
[00:19:16]  So let's go to another weapon.
[00:19:17]  I like the plasma.
[00:19:18]  Oh, this one's cool, but it requires pretty good accuracy, which is not my main thing.
[00:19:22]  How about regular shotgun stuff?
[00:19:32]  Bye.
[00:19:34]  Ah, free health. I love it.
[00:19:35]  Oh, and free ammo, dude Life is temporary, doom is eternal Well, if by doom you mean death.
[00:19:50]  Yes, that is true. Oops.
[00:19:52]  Oh, what? Select sentinel crystal.
[00:19:55]  Oh, what have we got here?
[00:19:57]  Heavy and super heavy demons stay on fire longer.
[00:20:00]  As long as you're at max health, all pickups contribute to blood punch.
[00:20:03]  I think I vaguely remember that.
[00:20:06]  Demons drop armor at a faster rate.
[00:20:09]  Um... Alright, let's do that.
[00:20:13]  All right.
[00:20:15]  This is a great part of the game, is that right?
[00:20:18]  You try that in a Saroski crystal store and see how well you do.
[00:20:23]  Alright, so follow the green, right?
[00:20:25]  Uh... Grab the wall!
[00:20:28]  Grab the wall! Alright.
[00:20:31]  Flintstones fall. I did watch...
[00:20:34]  I've watched some of the documentary Out of Shadows.
[00:20:36]  It's well worth looking at.
[00:20:38]  You with the He's dying and I thought he was alive and moving Much like my reputation.
[00:21:03]  Alright. Uh...
[00:21:07]  Nope, dude!
[00:21:14]  Oh wrong weapon right?
[00:21:29]  This guy needs...
[00:21:31]  Not this one.
[00:21:33]  Not this one.
[00:21:34]  Uh...
[00:21:41]  Ooh, health.
[00:21:43]  Slurp, slurp! Oh.
[00:21:45]  Alright, uh, weapon point.
[00:21:47]  Let me see if I can...
[00:21:48]  one?
[00:21:49]  Yeah, that's going to do me a whole lot of good, right?
[00:21:51]  Super Gore Nest.
[00:22:02]  Enter view content. Cultist presence at the lock reactor.
[00:22:07]  Alright. I've not played Red Dead.
[00:22:10]  Honestly, this is the only game that I've played in, like, forever.
[00:22:13]  Other than a couple of games with my daughter.
[00:22:15]  Like, we like Rocket League and stuff.
[00:22:19]  Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
[00:22:21]  Alright, so...
[00:22:22]  So...
[00:22:25]  There's something in here, right?
[00:22:29]  Whoa... Wait,
[00:23:04]  that seems like stuff blew up, right?
[00:23:10]  Whoa. I feel a little box in.
[00:23:16]  I'm trying to wound them so I can get some health, but I'm not sure that's working out too well.
[00:23:20]  You can use the scope or sticky points to destroy one.
[00:23:23]  Yes, thank you. Appreciate that.
[00:23:25]  Thank you for the reminder, my friends.
[00:23:27]  Now this charge-up thing.
[00:23:30]  I got a charge-up thing here, and then what?
[00:23:33]  I try and shoot, and it doesn't work.
[00:23:38]  Locked. Like John Locke, which most people know from Lost rather than intellectual history.
[00:23:45]  All right. What have we got here for weapons?
[00:23:48]  Not too bad. Oh, no.
[00:23:51]  Is it a jumping puzzle from hell?
[00:23:53]  Yes, it is. Uh-huh.
[00:23:59]  The demon chain fires go round and round, round and round.
[00:24:03]  Oh, that so reminds me of singing lullabies to my daughter.
[00:24:06]  All right.
[00:24:06]  Oh.
[00:24:07]  All right.
[00:24:09]  Well, I appreciate the free health, and I'm out.
[00:24:11]  All right.
[00:24:19]  Rad Su protects the player from toxic slime and toxic water, but still has you susceptible to mainstream media.
[00:24:27]  Yeah.
[00:24:27]  Thank you.
[00:24:28]  Ah, recharge the rad suit or another rad suit.
[00:24:31]  Oh, so this means I'm basically going to end up Alright, so let's go see what we gotta go to here.
[00:24:41]  Okay, we can't go down there.
[00:24:48]  Oh, that's my recharge, right?
[00:24:50]  I'll take that.
[00:24:53]  OPEC has really let their stuff go here, right?
[00:24:55]  Sentinel battery acquired.
[00:25:03]  Alright.
[00:25:03]  Whoa.
[00:25:05]  Nope.
[00:25:09]  Oh, swingy thing, right?
[00:25:17]  Okay.
[00:25:18]  Nope. Oops.
[00:25:24]  Oh, so I've got to wait for this thing to come around.
[00:25:26]  Jump up and punch, is that right?
[00:25:31]  Okay.
[00:25:33]  We're getting there.
[00:25:35]  There we go.
[00:25:44]  Alright, so we're in here.
[00:25:47]  Don't be afraid.
[00:25:49]  Once your soul has been consumed, your fear will cease to exist.
[00:25:55]  Alright. Thank you, Digital JLo.
[00:25:58]  I wonder how many people worked on the algorithm of that, but...
[00:26:01]  Alright.
[00:26:08]  You can dash through breakable walls in the air.
[00:26:11]  No need to punch. Oh, is that right?
[00:26:17]  Ah! Alright, that did not quite work the way I wanted it to.
[00:26:20]  Can I get up there now? Uh...
[00:26:23]  Whoa!
[00:26:25]  What the heck? Where am I now?
[00:26:26]  Oh. That's good.
[00:26:28]  I'll take that recharge and I'll go down this random puzzle of doom.
[00:26:34]  Ah! Excellent.
[00:26:36]  Every now and then you'll find your sibling.
[00:26:38]  Alright. Uh...
[00:26:44]  Friends? This is where we go and find our friends, is that right?
[00:26:47]  Secret encounter activated.
[00:26:49]  Uh.
[00:27:05]  Oh.
[00:27:06]  Oh, I gotta finish this in time, right?
[00:27:11]  I will take that.
[00:27:14]  Ooh, I don't want to be here though, right?
[00:27:17]  Moo! Wait, I've got to go find something here?
[00:27:21]  Is that what happens? Uh, the other monsters are where?
[00:27:26]  At the bottom, down here? You guys are so helpful.
[00:27:29]  Thank you. Uh...
[00:27:34]  Hey, you ever get that feeling of deja vu?
[00:27:46]  Okay, so I've got...
[00:27:47]  Oh, there it is. Whoa.
[00:28:01]  Oh, I've got to keep getting this recharged, right?
[00:28:05]  Secret encounter failed.
[00:28:06]  So what does that mean? Okay, let's not try it again, shall we?
[00:28:13]  I'm sure that's just a nice to have rather than a half to have.
[00:28:17]  Nah, one more time.
[00:28:18]  Secret encounter, here we go.
[00:28:20]  Shoot the arms off and get the health.
[00:28:30]  Shoot the arms off and get the health.

=== Behind The Enemy (03:18) ===

[00:28:49]  Alright, I'm not sure how I'm failing, because I'm not sure what I'm doing.
[00:28:54]  Means you missed one of the monsters before a timer isn't necessary.
[00:28:57]  Alright, thanks. Uh, uh-huh.
[00:29:04]  Ooh. Red Gore key acquired.
[00:29:08]  But, uh, Gal Gore already is a red.
[00:29:11]  Alright, alright.
[00:29:12]  Oh, uh...
[00:29:13]  Oh, this is the behind dude, right?
[00:29:20]  Got to get back here.
[00:29:21]  Got a little tail.
[00:29:36]  Alright. DJ view.
[00:29:41]  Yeah, that's funny. This place, I gotta tell you, it's a good thing my wife doesn't play these games, because this place needs a good tidy up.
[00:29:52]  What's the story with this dude?
[00:29:57]  Uh, should I go back?
[00:29:58]  I feel like something's back here, right?
[00:30:02]  No.
[00:30:06]  Uh, don't get me wrong, I like collecting blue skulls just as much as the next guy, but...
[00:30:15]  Uh, that's behind the wall, right?
[00:30:21]  Anybody? Oh, to use the plasma rifle mod, you've got to target something first.
[00:30:25]  Oh, thank you. Let me try that.
[00:30:30]  Uh, thank you. And then it charges up and...
[00:30:32]  Oh! I'm back here.
[00:30:35]  How nice. Ooh, what do we have now?
[00:30:39]  What the...
[00:30:40]  Chain gun Whoa Oh Well that was interesting That gave me all of my health bag.
[00:31:00]  All right. I like to chaingun myself.
[00:31:02]  That was my favorite gun in Unreal Tournament.
[00:31:07]  All right. Let's try that.
[00:31:09]  Do more of the chaingun thing.
[00:31:11]  I said chaingun!
[00:31:13]  All right. To the tune of shotgun, but actually in key.
[00:31:17]  All right. So we're back here.
[00:31:21]  Alright. Because, you know, sometimes they're just too lazy to create new areas.
[00:31:29]  Alright. What am I missing here?
[00:31:34]  Anything? What am I going on here?
[00:31:39]  That's where I came from.
[00:31:40]  I don't know where I'm going to, but I do feel that I'm getting Wuhan flu because of the air in...
[00:31:48]  The demon sky.
[00:31:50]  Alright, so what have we got here? Go forward.
[00:31:55]  You have to go back. Okay.
[00:31:57]  Alright, I gotta go back, right?
[00:32:03]  Alright, so this is all the dead end back here, right?
[00:32:05]  Oh yeah, so I gotta go back this way.

=== Got Stuck (17:22) ===

[00:32:08]  Doesn't it? It gives me a little thing to get to, doesn't it normally?
[00:32:15]  Uh... So yeah, this is where I started from, right?
[00:32:18]  And I still have my suit on, right?
[00:32:20]  You're in the wet market right now.
[00:32:22]  No, I think this is pretty much John Podesta's basement, right?
[00:32:29]  All right, so do we keep on going this way?
[00:32:35]  All right, this has all been...
[00:32:37]  It's all been done before...
[00:32:39]  Okay, what do we got here? No, that's all end, right?
[00:32:42]  Oh, the blue sky gives you full armor and health.
[00:32:44]  Oh, the blue skull, sorry.
[00:32:45]  Alright.
[00:32:46]  Ah, have I not been here before?
[00:32:56]  Ah.
[00:32:57]  Uh, I have not. Uh-huh.
[00:33:02]  Oh. All right.
[00:33:07]  All right. Pretty suit points acquired.
[00:33:09]  All right. Uh, so suit.
[00:33:11]  Suit up, baby! All right.
[00:33:12]  How many have you got? Ooh, one.
[00:33:14]  Reveals all progression items on the dossier.
[00:33:16]  Reveals the order map location.
[00:33:18]  Yeah, sure. One day I'll use the map.
[00:33:21]  I'm like a dude in a car before GPS. I know where I'm going.
[00:33:25]  Stop asking. Can you believe that on Easter Sunday, or right before Easter, this I've all done before, right? This just gets me up here, this climbing thing, right?
[00:33:44]  Maria Abramovich, Microsoft has teamed up with her.
[00:33:48]  I mean, it's really pretty monstrous when you think about it.
[00:33:52]  Okay, so this just got me here.
[00:33:55]  Let's climb down a little.
[00:33:56]  And then I think this is just a go down situation, right?
[00:34:00]  Oh, this was where my...
[00:34:02]  Are you playing on baby mode difficulty?
[00:34:09]  I am not, in fact. Okay, let's try it.
[00:34:10]  Now I got the chaingun, maybe I can try this deal.
[00:34:12]  Now I got the chaingun.
[00:34:42]  Wait, did I get it?
[00:34:44]  Uhh...
[00:34:48]  I don't even know if I won that.
[00:34:52]  Alright. Okay, so dudes, can you help out a brother?
[00:34:58]  Oh, that's bad. So I'm going to need to get to this dude, right?
[00:35:04]  To get my...
[00:35:05]  Okay, so it's not that way.
[00:35:07]  How about this way? This takes me back to where I came from?
[00:35:10]  Nope, that's another dead end. Excellent.
[00:35:12]  Alright, so I need that thing again, right?
[00:35:17]  And then, here.
[00:35:20]  I feel like we are a little circled here.
[00:35:24]  Oh, maybe down this way.
[00:35:28]  No, that's back to where we came.
[00:35:30]  It's just walking back up here, right?
[00:35:32]  Alright, what am I not getting?
[00:35:34]  Um...
[00:35:36]  Alright, we're back here.
[00:35:41]  Yeah.
[00:35:42]  I've only ever watched you play this game.
[00:35:44]  Yeah, that's all I do, man.
[00:35:46]  That's all I do on the internet. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
[00:35:48]  All I do on the internet is play video games.
[00:35:50]  It's just been a bit of a warm-up, that's all I can tell you.
[00:35:53]  Alright, so...
[00:35:55]  Can you help me out, brothers?
[00:35:57]  Where am I supposed to go? I've got to go all the way back here, right?
[00:36:00]  There's all a dead end in here.
[00:36:03]  Ah, ooh, wait, there's something new.
[00:36:05]  Oh my gosh.
[00:36:08]  We finally found the long-lost business plan of zero books.
[00:36:12]  Oh boy, there's a pretty...
[00:36:13]  The generator is in a dormant state.
[00:36:15]  Two nearby control terminals will need to be manually activated to restore full power.
[00:36:21]  Unlocking the left terminal room now.
[00:36:25]  E-girl status confined.
[00:36:27]  Let's not pretend I don't have the cleavage.
[00:36:29]  All right. Anything so...
[00:36:31]  Oh wait, sorry. If I'm supposed to go this way, there may be a cool thing over here.
[00:36:34]  But there's not. All right.
[00:36:40]  I really feel this is not the weapon for me.
[00:36:43]  Wait, is that all I got?
[00:36:45]  Oh man, I got nothing.
[00:36:47]  I got nothing. It's like watching PewDiePie with Philosophy.
[00:36:53]  Well, nope. To be fair, PewDiePie has kind of gotten into Philosophy lately, which is kind of cool.
[00:36:58]  I'm going with a low-cut top next stream.
[00:37:00]  That's right. That is correct.
[00:37:02]  50% of power has been restored.
[00:37:05]  Okay. The second control terminal still requires activation to destroy the nest.
[00:37:10]  Excellent. Oh, come on.
[00:37:23]  Oh, I'm doomed.
[00:37:26]  Oh, I got nothing.
[00:37:29]  Okay, can I run past these guys?
[00:37:31]  Anything back here? Yeah, that was it.
[00:37:34]  You're out of ammo, yeah, that's right.
[00:37:36]  Okay, hopefully the checkpoint is when I just did this thing, right?
[00:37:39]  Because I really do want to try out this plasma thing.
[00:37:41]  It's supposed to be a lock-in thing, right?
[00:37:43]  Oh yeah, now I'm still with low ammo.
[00:37:46]  Oh my gosh, and I don't even have enough.
[00:37:49]  Okay, so I'm going to have to run past these guys, right?
[00:37:54]  Ask not what we can do for you.
[00:37:56]  Ask what you can do for us Oh come on What am I supposed to do from here I mean, I know it's my fault and all, but still.
[00:38:13]  Things getting a little tricky here.
[00:38:15]  Did I leave any ammo back here?
[00:38:16]  Can I push people into the lava?
[00:38:18]  Can I? Okay, so...
[00:38:21]  Huh, okay.
[00:38:26]  So now I'm actually completely out of ammo.
[00:38:31]  Yeah, I get it.
[00:38:33]  I get it that I have... Can I chainsaw one of the shield guys from back here?
[00:38:41]  Dead, right? Alright, let's try chainsawing one of these guys.
[00:38:46]  Otherwise, what, do I have to reset the whole mission?
[00:38:49]  The ammo is deferral of gratification.
[00:38:51]  Yeah, I guess that's true, right? Alright, so got all that.
[00:38:55]  I did see an ammo lying around somewhere.
[00:38:58]  I think they should throw just a smidge of ammo in here myself, but, you know, could just be me.
[00:39:03]  Because I can't shoot these guys.
[00:39:05]  Can I chainsaw them?
[00:39:07]  Ah, there we go.
[00:39:07]  Alright, we're back.
[00:39:25]  We're back. Alright, did I get any plasma?
[00:39:31]  There we go. Okay, so when I lock this thing on...
[00:39:34]  Change your shield.
[00:39:35]  Oh, whoa, whoa. Electrical floor.
[00:39:37]  Electrical floor. Oh, rockin' music.
[00:39:48]  And they are being very generous with this, although I theoretically should have gotten just a little bit more.
[00:39:53]  What the...
[00:39:55]  Alright, we're running around in the gizzards.
[00:40:02]  Oh, this dude.
[00:40:04]  Don't shoot so close to me!
[00:40:11]  That's the old Sting song, isn't it?
[00:40:14]  Don't shoot so close to me!
[00:40:16]  Alright. Low ammo?
[00:40:19]  So you know what that means. It means come in here and look for any ammo before I go anywhere else.
[00:40:25]  All right. My question is, how bad is the digestion of the guy who designed this level, right?
[00:40:36]  Oh, I've got to hold the fire button to make it work on that thing?
[00:40:39]  Okay, thanks.
[00:40:40]  Uh, rights.
[00:40:42]  Oh, no.
[00:40:56]  We're back here, aren't we?
[00:40:57]  Okay.
[00:41:00]  Let me at least get to the health here.
[00:41:02]  Oh, skipping around What the?
[00:41:16]  Alright, so you want me Don't stand so close to me, yeah.
[00:41:21]  I guess it's the theme song for 2020 in general, right?
[00:41:28]  Young Wu Han, the site of bioweapons controversy.
[00:41:32]  So I'm going to need to chainsaw some dudes here, right?
[00:41:40]  Okay.
[00:41:44]  Insufficient fuel.
[00:41:51]  Oh, a little stuck here.
[00:42:04]  A little stuck. What the?
[00:42:16]  Chainsaw. Yeah, three fuel for the bigger demons, right?
[00:42:18]  Okay, thank you. We will get it.
[00:42:21]  I feel this is the one.
[00:42:23]  Alright, so let's get the right weapon.
[00:42:25]  Okay, this one's not bad for the start, right?
[00:42:27]  Okay, so let's get this guy dude first, right?
[00:42:34]  We've got to get our ammo on.
[00:42:40]  Okay, I don't need health so much right now, right?
[00:42:42]  I just need to get rid of these guys.
[00:42:43]  Wow, that is hot knife through butter.
[00:42:45]  Ooh, not bad.
[00:42:52]  Not bad. Now we're cooking with gas.
[00:42:58]  You appear, you disappear.
[00:43:04]  Alright. Whoa! Alright, let's try this thing now that we don't have too much stuff around.
[00:43:17]  Oh, I could have used that health, but what the heck.
[00:43:19]  Alright. We really didn't get much out of that, did we?
[00:43:22]  Whoa. I guess we're going to need to chainsaw some people, right?
[00:43:29]  We're back to the low ammo again, right?
[00:43:34]  Whoa, fire, fire, fire in the hole!
[00:43:37]  We're not talking hemorrhoids either.
[00:43:39]  Or are we? Dudes, you just keep on coming.
[00:43:52]  Alright. Alright, let's...
[00:43:56]  Should we go low-tech? Alright.
[00:44:03]  Oh, God, dude.
[00:44:05]  I've yet to get the movement habits of these dudes down.
[00:44:14]  There we go. Oh, I got stuck somewhere!
[00:44:18]  Stuck somewhere! Alright, so not super health enabled.
[00:44:29]  Seriously? My gosh.
[00:44:36]  I feel that fire will not do much on these guys.
[00:44:39]  All right.
[00:44:52]  All right.
[00:45:03]  My gosh. Ooh, um...
[00:45:08]  Ooh, I'm getting a little greedy for that health there, aren't I? Oh dear.
[00:45:21]  Ah, we're back here again, aren't we?
[00:45:24]  Alright. Doesn't matter, we're gonna...
[00:45:26]  Oh! Ah! Whoa!
[00:45:29]  I'm back to... Oh, I had my, uh...
[00:45:31]  Okay. Okay. Oh, that's bad!
[00:45:37]  Oh, the red totem?
[00:45:39]  Need to remove the red totem?
[00:45:42]  Oh, this is one of the, um...
[00:45:44]  Is this one of the, like, infinite spawning dudes?
[00:45:47]  Okay, so where's the red totem?
[00:45:49]  Oh, I think I see what you mean.
[00:45:56]  Okay.
[00:45:57]  Is it over here? Oh!
[00:46:04]  How about I don't...
[00:46:05]  Oh, extra life, right?
[00:46:08]  Here, I'm giving up too soon, right?
[00:46:11]  Where is this red totem of which you speak?
[00:46:13]  Is it over here?
[00:46:15]  Is it over here?
[00:46:20]  Oh, that's hot, hot, hot.
[00:46:24]  Alright, where is this red tote head?
[00:46:26]  No!
[00:46:35]  Uh, what are you saying, low health?
[00:46:43]  What nonsense is this?
[00:46:44]  I know you guys keep talking about this totem, and I would love to see it.
[00:46:57]  Oops. Oh, I bet you I have to go somewhere over here, right?
[00:47:09]  Ooh. All right, maybe it's up here.
[00:47:13]  Down here? That does not seem like the way to go.
[00:47:19]  It's a cave, all right.
[00:47:24]  That is a bad... Oh, okay, so we can't die down there.
[00:47:27]  Oh, whoa. Low health.
[00:47:31]  Yeah, I got it. All right, so...
[00:47:32]  So can I jump up anywhere here?
[00:47:39]  Where is it?
[00:47:56]  It's on the top.
[00:47:58]  Let's see where the health is.
[00:48:00]  It's up here somewhere?
[00:48:11]  I don't see it. I could need some help though.
[00:48:19]  And let's take the health and get rid of it again.
[00:48:21]  Okay, so somewhere. You've got to go down there in that hole.
[00:48:24]  No, no, no, no, no. See, I tried the hole.
[00:48:26]  That's a bit of a trick.
[00:48:27]  Is it?
[00:48:38]  Okay, so you're saying...
[00:48:55]  Alright. Hang on a sec here.
[00:48:57]  It's above you. It's in the hole, then move forward.
[00:49:01]  You gotta dash before you fall in the mouth.
[00:49:03]  Oh, so is it. Is it back in here, you say?
[00:49:12]  Alright. Oh, there you go.
[00:49:17]  Thank you, dudes. Jump in the mouth and avoid the teeth.
[00:49:24]  Oh. Just like a newbie to oral sex.
[00:49:27]  Alright. But now what?

=== Guilty Pleasure Speed Boost (09:30) ===

[00:49:31]  Oh. What the?
[00:49:36]  Oh, there it is. Oh, I see, I see.
[00:49:38]  Okay. Got it, got it, got it.
[00:49:41]  Alright. I got it this time, my brothers.
[00:49:43]  Thank you very much. Alright.
[00:49:47]  Alright, now we got it.
[00:49:48]  Okay, I know what we're doing.
[00:49:49]  Alright, so now we go down.
[00:50:00]  I'm going to go.
[00:50:03]  Alright. Regroup.
[00:50:05]  Regroup. Alright, so what's the best thing for up here?
[00:50:10]  We could use... Oh, 12.
[00:50:12]  That's no good. Only two rockets.
[00:50:13]  12 of these dudes.
[00:50:14]  Okay, excellent.
[00:50:16]  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
[00:50:30]  Ah! All right.
[00:50:34]  Excellent. That seemed very fair.
[00:50:37]  All right. Let's do one last try here.
[00:50:42]  All right. How are the graphics looking these days?
[00:50:45]  Are the graphics okay? Oh, so what I am going to need for sure, though.
[00:50:50]  All right. Alright, I need to lure these guys in and get a chainsaw going, right?
[00:51:05]  'Cause I'm gonna need some ammo.
[00:51:07]  No fuel!
[00:51:14]  Oh, that's bad.
[00:51:15]  Well, I have ammo and that's about it.
[00:51:17]  Oh, I need this stuff, right? Oh, that's sad.
[00:51:25]  Should I wait for some guys to come here and get some of their health?
[00:51:28]  Yeah, let's do that. Alright, well, that could have been worse.
[00:51:43]  Probably not much, but...
[00:51:45]  Alright.
[00:51:52]  60. Yeah, that's going to make all the difference in the world.
[00:51:55]  Now, how do I... I think, is it the plasma rifle I need to get rid of the...
[00:51:59]  You need to blood punch the totem.
[00:52:02]  Oh, okay.
[00:52:04]  Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
[00:52:09]  There we go.
[00:52:16]  Ah, lordy.
[00:52:24]  Gortacular. Alright, here we go.
[00:52:26]  Is it a guilty pleasure? It's not a guilty pleasure.
[00:52:28]  We're hunters, we're gatherers. It's how it works, my friends.
[00:52:31]  Alright. I get it, I get it.
[00:52:34]  Alright, so now we gotta...
[00:52:36]  Okay, let's get this guy come in here.
[00:52:43]  A little health. A little chainsaw action.
[00:52:47]  Get our ammo on.
[00:52:49]  We need to get a little bit of this stuff.
[00:52:51]  Go in here.
[00:52:57]  Alright. The pause that refreshes.
[00:53:02]  Yeah, it's really, really good.
[00:53:05]  Alright. Alright.
[00:53:38]  That was embarrassing.
[00:53:39]  Sorry about all of that missed stuff.
[00:53:42]  Okay. Alright.
[00:53:46]  So now...
[00:53:47]  Thank you guys for that.
[00:53:48]  I appreciate that. Oh, no!
[00:53:52]  Is it a jumping puzzle? Wait, is that a dude I need to shoot?
[00:53:56]  No. Okay.
[00:54:00]  Ooh. Uh-huh.
[00:54:05]  Uh-huh. Okay.
[00:54:07]  Anything back here? Oh, man.
[00:54:11]  I can't believe that glass didn't break.
[00:54:13]  Isn't that wild? All right.
[00:54:18]  What have I got here? All right.
[00:54:24]  Do parkour like the floor is lava.
[00:54:26]  Excellent.
[00:54:26]  Oh, I've got to get over to this thing, right?
[00:54:28]  Oh, no, no, no.
[00:54:34]  Come on.
[00:54:35]  I got that.
[00:54:36]  Oh, that's totally unfair.
[00:54:39]  That is unfair.
[00:54:40]  I've got to get around again, right?
[00:54:43]  Oh, well. You know what?
[00:54:44]  On the plus side...
[00:54:45]  At least I get this stuff.
[00:54:49]  Uh... Alright, we'll get it.
[00:54:55]  Alright, wait for everything to recharge.
[00:54:57]  Bar on floaty skull.
[00:54:58]  Yeah, I see that. Thanks. There's nothing on top.
[00:55:02]  Oh, no, there's nothing on top there.
[00:55:04]  Okay, we'll get it.
[00:55:05]  Will I accept some donations for a new computer?
[00:55:09]  All right.
[00:55:15]  I assume that I'm, as usual, horribly low on ammo.
[00:55:19]  Alright, so...
[00:55:25]  Here we go. Uh-huh.
[00:55:34]  Oh, I'm going to have to do those at one point, right?
[00:55:37]  And that's what they say when you get into spicy food.
[00:55:40]  Oh, look, victory symbols from everyone who got your bailout.
[00:55:46]  Lovely.
[00:55:46]  Alright.
[00:55:47]  Uh-huh.
[00:55:55]  Oh, do I go somewhere up here?
[00:55:58]  Uh.
[00:56:03]  Okay, we've got to get up there, but over this way, right?
[00:56:08]  Okay.
[00:56:17]  It's all about the timing.
[00:56:18]  Yeah, but enough about my taxes for the welfare state.
[00:56:35]  Okay. Low ammo.
[00:56:40]  Yeah, that's not good. What's got the most ammo?
[00:56:43]  Oh, that's sad.
[00:56:44]  Alright. We will take those shells gratefully.
[00:56:52]  Perform glory kills faster.
[00:56:55]  Speed boost up fighter.
[00:56:57]  See, speed boost doesn't help me because...
[00:56:59]  Alright, what do we got here?
[00:57:02]  Oh, I got this one already, right?
[00:57:04]  Alright. Good, yeah, I can use that.
[00:57:06]  Anything that helps me with the health is good.
[00:57:11]  Alright.
[00:57:18]  Uh-huh, I've got to punch something over there.
[00:57:24]  Oh, that's cool. Look at that.
[00:57:26]  That is the glow from your rocket launcher.
[00:57:29]  Little details, little details, but very nicely done.
[00:57:31]  All right. Uh-huh, I'll punch this dude.
[00:57:36]  Alright.
[00:57:37]  Uh-oh, this dude.
[00:57:43]  I will take that health break from you.
[00:57:52]  Thank you, my friend.
[00:57:53]  I do not need to shave.
[00:58:08]  Dude, you gotta go down soon.
[00:58:18]  All right, seven health points.
[00:58:20]  I sometimes think the programmers there are being a little nice to me.
[00:58:25]  Low ammo. Okay, what have I got?
[00:58:27]  Oh, I got the stuff that blows up in my face.
[00:58:29]  All right. Ooh, little ammo for me.
[00:58:34]  Uh-huh. All right.
[00:58:36]  All right.
[00:58:39]  Use the mods. Yes, thank you.
[00:58:41]  I appreciate that. I will use the mods.
[00:58:43]  All right. Low ammo, but I'm going to try the locky lock-on thing here, right?
[00:58:50]  Okay, so they've given me a suit thing here.
[00:58:55]  Oh, this is funny.
[00:58:56]  Yeah, yeah. Alright, so...
[00:58:59]  We get this.

=== See You Tonight (03:39) ===

[00:59:01]  Now we've got to go somewhere in here, right?
[00:59:04]  Ah, there we go.
[00:59:10]  That's not an argument! Alright.
[00:59:12]  What have we got here? We want to get out of that as quickly as we can, right?
[00:59:16]  There's nothing else cool in here, is there?
[00:59:19]  I do not think so.
[00:59:20]  Any secrets? My baby's got a secret.
[00:59:26]  Alright. What do you think?
[00:59:34]  Oh, let's go explore.
[00:59:36]  They put it in here for a reason, right?
[00:59:41]  Ah, there we go.
[00:59:42]  Suit thing. Oh, well, that just puts you back up here.
[00:59:49]  But there is a wall-climbing thing there, right?
[00:59:54]  Which means that you've got to be able to get somewhere in here.
[00:59:57]  Oh, there we go. There's got to be something here, right, my friends?
[01:00:09]  Wait, wait, wait.
[01:00:13]  Was there something around the corner there?
[01:00:16]  I think there was. Ah-ha!
[01:00:22]  Ah, there we go.
[01:00:24]  Whoa.
[01:00:25]  Don't you give me that crawly stuff.
[01:00:41]  Oh, that I deserved none of it.
[01:00:53]  Oh man, rocket straight to the face.
[01:00:57]  Alright, shot to the heart, and I'm to blame.
[01:01:00]  I give Doom a bad name.
[01:01:02]  Alright. Alright, that reminds me of a very old game called Dungeon...
[01:01:09]  Dungeon Master.
[01:01:15]  On the old Atari 520ST, I think it was?
[01:01:17]  That was a fun game.
[01:01:18]  All right.
[01:01:21]  Uh-huh.
[01:01:35]  Uh-huh.
[01:01:36]  Nope, nothing up there. Uh-huh, all right.
[01:01:41]  Uh, low on health.
[01:01:42]  Okay, so next time I die, I'll stop.
[01:01:44]  Wait, I'm supposed to go here or what?
[01:01:46]  Oh, bad, bad, bad.
[01:02:00]  Alright.
[01:02:07]  I appreciate that. I will stop here.
[01:02:09]  Got a million other things to do.
[01:02:10]  Please be sure to check out tonight.
[01:02:12]  I am going to have a 8 p.m.
[01:02:16]  Eastern Standard Time, a case against China.
[01:02:17]  It's a presentation I've been working on for a while.
[01:02:19]  So I will see you guys tonight.
[01:02:21]  I'm going to do an after-show Q&A with Paul Cottrell and myself.
[01:02:25]  So thanks everyone so much.
[01:02:27]  A great pleasure to chat.
[01:02:28]  And I guess we will see you same doom time at some point over the next couple of days.
[01:02:34]  It's a great game.
[01:02:36]  And I hope you guys have a wonderful afternoon.
[01:02:39]  See you tonight, 8 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.