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March 27, 2020 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
23:30
STEFAN MOLYNEUX vs DEMON HORDES! DOOM ETERNAL PART 4
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That is some bad video, man.
That is some bad video.
What is up with that?
I guess it doesn't really matter.
The important thing is the fluidity of the game itself.
How are you guys doing? Sorry I've been late.
I do care.
Nobody cares what the silly technical issues are.
This is Stefan Molyneux from...
Free Domain. And I hope you're doing well.
Can you, can you hear me?
Can you hear me, Fraggin?
We've had, yeah, I've had a bit of good luck with the technical issues.
At least I think that they're all going to be sorted out at this point.
Look at that. I'm orange and I'm getting a cozy five frames a second of the video.
Oh well. Not much we can do about that at the moment.
But let us at least check out the fluidity of the gameplay itself.
Now, I had to go back just a smidge.
I don't know. Is it even worth having the video on?
It's really hard to say.
Can you guys hear me okay?
I'm just coming in to check.
Oh, let me show you all this buttery stuff that is going on.
Excellent connection. You're darn tootin' it's an excellent connection.
Absolutely. Alright, I'm going to studiously ignore the audio trolls and just check in with my friends and make sure that the audio is good.
Kill some demons? That is the plan.
You guys gotta see this.
I don't know, man. I don't even know if this video's worth putting on.
But, uh... PC hardware, yeah, so I have a Threadripper.
This is a 16-core that I use for video outputs.
Video processing.
And this one, let me look at this.
That is some buttery smooth stuff that I tested earlier today.
It's very nice indeed.
Is this game set in Paris?
In about three minutes from now, I believe it is, yes.
Alright, I'm just going to check with my lovely Discord friends.
If the audio is coming through well, just let me know.
I'm afraid...
Down is not an option.
That is like philosophy. See, down is Plato's cave.
Up we go towards the light.
This new face cam is a lot better.
I don't know how it's coming through, but it's really stuttery on my side.
Oh, well. Alright, so we're climbing up.
We're climbing up. We're jumping over.
Audio is good. Alright.
Bye-bye! You know how I can't tell you how refreshing it is to continually say to all of these monsters, not an argument!
Nor you! Not an argument for you either!
Whoa. Nor you have any arguments.
Now, at this point in my argumentation, I run away.
Run away! Run away!
Alright. So these, for those of you who don't know the game, this stuff, when you shoot the monsters and they glow, you give a glory kill, which I believe is different from a glory hole, and, well, I guess you put a glory hole in them.
These giant Pac-Man are, ooh, monstrous.
Whoa. Now, this is me.
I take a nap, and it's considered very successful within the game when you take this kind of nap.
You know, just for those of you who haven't played this before.
Okay. I kind of raced through this earlier, and I missed a couple of goodies.
But, you know, let us not make excuses for us.
This is another place where you take a nap, and this helps refresh you for the next part of the game.
There we go. It's a...
It's not a non-aggression principle kind of game.
It's a... Oh, I know.
I need to do chainsaw to get my ammo.
Get my ammo on.
Get my health on.
And make sure we get lots of good ammo.
This is a game of perpetual motion.
Let me tell you that. You have got to keep moving.
If you don't keep moving, you have a relatively bad day, which, again, involves, as I said, a lot of naps.
All right. Let's go upstairs, because in this game it's FUMU. Forget about the future.
To suffer is to be present.
Ah! Oh, God, I've been doing better at this before.
Alright, here we go.
This is going to be great.
Actually, I've got to tell you guys, it's kind of cool to play a game, because I guess like most gamers, I've played in relative solitude for my life.
And so it is kind of cool to play with people actually watching what I'm doing and enjoying my trenchant commentary on social issues, along with a copious amount of...
Whoa! Uh...
Fragging. Alright, is that?
No, that. Alright, so, this dude...
Oh, uh, hi. And...
So, you get this gas.
This gives you the chainsaw. The chainsaw you use...
And it gives you ammo, which is all kinds of helpful, of course.
And you go, and I do a lot of running and jumping in this game, let me tell you.
Oh, that's helpful.
Extra life I don't think I'll need it But you know It's entirely possible And Bad sounds Alright, should I get my health here?
Yeah. These guys do a lot of damage to you if they get close.
Oh, flashing, flashing!
Get the eyeball! Twas blind, but now I see!
Oh my gosh, I'm up. All right.
Low health? No problem.
I'm in Canada. It's socialized medicine!
What do I need health care for?
I don't need to have any health responsibilities at all.
Ooh, glowing thing. Nipple guard!
I want that very much.
All right.
All right.
There was one dude still alive here, wasn't there?
Yeah. This game is cheating because people warp in, and that's very much not good.
Oh. Oh, that's bad.
So I'm out of ammo.
No problem. I can just go chainsaw some dude.
Get some ammo. Alright.
Because, you know, this is how economics work.
You chainsaw people and you get ammo.
Whoa, run away.
Alright. Okay, I don't want this.
Okay, was there health down here?
I'm sure you guys will let me know.
Oh, I'll get this for sure.
Oh, there's my health. That's what I'm looking for.
I have found what I'm looking for.
Alright, snippets of song are not an argument.
Oh.
Whoa.
No!
No!
A little stuck in here.
Oh, look. I can.
Oh, I got my extra life. Excellent.
All right.
Let's call that competent.
All right, so Mr. Grampo...
Growly is on the loose.
Oh, I want that. All right.
Here we go. Lot of dudes, lot of dudes.
Look at that. 100 health, but I've lost my nipple guards.
That's glowing, right? Forget about the future.
Forget about the future and get on with the past.
Alright, you may think I'm done, because it's a nice quiet maul here, but I'm not, in fact.
So you have to shoot that gun on top in order to be able to get this guy.
And I think...
I think we are relatively set.
Use frags against the flying meatballs.
Yes, that is a great plan.
That is a great plan.
Thank you. All right.
Low ammo. I fear nothing.
I fear nothing.
Perhaps unwisely Whoa Bicep it accidentally Half asleep upon my knee So let's scope it out.
OK, lots of dudes are throwing stuff at me up here.
Yeah.
Whee! Up and down.
Up and down. All right.
I could probably do a little bit more trenchant social commentary if this wasn't quite so hyper.
But I kind of knew that was how it's going to be, right?
Alright, I'm just looking for people's conscience.
Not having much luck. I do actually kind of like in the game...
Oh, that was some fine not dodging.
I do like in the game how it tells you where the shooting is coming from.
That actually is kind of helpful.
I don't have, like, massive sound directional headphones or anything like that.
Ooh, that's a long way down.
That's the Boeing building, actually, interestingly enough, after Mike Cernovich gets through with their buybacks.
Oh, there's some inside baseball jokey jokes.
Hey, man. You can look, but don't touch.
Don't give me no lip, and keep your tentacles to yourself.
Ooh, do I get a little health there? Yeah, okay, I'll take that.
Oh, look at that! My health is 6'6".
All right.
Yield! To reason and evidence!
Alright.
These are highly complicated traps we got going on here.
Come on, give me some health.
Thank you.
Ooh, I shouldn't have shot him quite so much.
Now these guys are like leapy dudes, right?
Because they will come all the way over.
They do not have a great sense of personal boundaries.
Whoa, that's bad. Okay, so I'm going to have to find some dudes to get some health from.
Or some ammo, in fact.
There we go. Alright, and that is where babies come from.
Oh dear, that's not good.
Oh, no luck!
Watch out for that. Is it an arachnotron?
Is that right? All right.
It's all right. We are moving slowly and surely along.
I promised I was doing better last time.
All right, let's do this again.
Is things coming out fairly smooth?
Low ammo. Low ammo.
Oh, there was some ammo down here, right?
Do I remember this?
My object placement reasoning memories.
You want to donate.
You want... Okay, never mind. All right.
No? All right. So we'll go around here.
We'll go up. We'll go through the bachelor pad.
We'll get ourselves some chainsaw action.
We will get some bad dudes.
All right.
What have we got going on here? Oh, nice. Alright, a little combat medicine going on.
Did I get some gas there?
Did I get some gas?
Gas, food, and lodging? No?
Alright. Oh, I should have got some health from him.
Oh, 92. Not too bad.
Not too bad. Alright.
Ah, the Van of Doom.
Here in my car, I can frag some demons.
I can pick up some gas.
I can chainsaw some surgeons in cars.
Alright, here we go. Low ammo.
Excellent. Okay, so...
Not out of ammo anymore, my friend, am I? Oh, I think I saw some intestines there.
That's lovely. Delightful.
I really shouldn't be out here in the open, should I? No, I should not.
Should I wait for them to come to me?
You know, it's like the ladies.
If you wait for them to come to you, they will rip out your innards!
Sorry, much so I'd like your health.
I don't think I will take it.
All right. What have I got here?
Oh, I got 12 shells and that's it.
Okay, so I have got to get over here.
And I have got to get away from this dude, because I don't have the ammo for him.
Let's go back here.
These guys pop up, right?
Alright, that's not actually great.
I shouldn't have got the ammo. I should have got the health, right?
Yeah. This is not going to go well for Daddybot.
Oh! Oh! I do not deserve this at all for health.
I deserve nothing when it comes to this.
By the way, I will be at, on a Libertarian round, I will be on a, oh yeah, if you want to go to, people are saying it's a lot cheaper on DLIF, you can go to DLIFE.com slash free domain, sorry, DLIFE.tv forward slash free domain, it's DLIFE.tv forward slash free domain, people are saying it's a little smoother over there.
Snipe the gun. It makes it easier.
Yes, thank you very much. I am very much interested in your feedback.
I appreciate that. All right.
Good. No cavities.
You know what? We've got skulls, no bones.
And I just wanted to point out, for those of you who don't know, this is actually all clearly designed for six inhabitants.
Or his bookshelf. Or whatever is inside his robe.
And this is actually an interesting thing.
This is...
This glowing electrical circle is exactly...
What is...
No.
What has changed?
We simply...
No.
Let's see here.
So good before I'm suddenly lagging now.
Maybe a refresh? Let me tell you.
Try, um, DLOTC full slash free domain.
Yeah, I don't know. It's, uh, it's receiving enough to maintain smooth streaming.
Looks choppy on DLOTC. Okay, well, let me try.
Call, shift, C. Let me try turning the camera off.
Maybe that will help. All right.
Again, just to point out, look at it.
Look at that.
It really is just...
It's tough, but it's beautiful in a different way.
It's YouTube-ish worldwide.
World Health Organization's So, if I'm going to die on just Steam...
Let me just check out that he played for a minute earlier today, which was just fine.
So, let me do a speed test here.
Maybe they don't come in.
Is this gameplay quality?
What?
Maybe we've just downloaded it.
Maybe we've just downloaded it.
Alright.
I'm just going to check my upload.
What's going on?
I'm sorry.
if it's catch up or not alright so I'm just checking my upload speed I mean, I'm on an Ethernet cable to do a good round of applause.
Let's just see what we've got for upload speed.
...hard speed with... ...try... ...podcast... ...right, we'll get it sorted out.
...try... ...try... ...try...
Nice change, eh? My upload speed is good from here.
Maybe, um, let's see, it's also on Parascope.
Down 60 quality on audio is still creepy.
Stream is due.
Maybe.
Let's see.
Are these keyfames?
Of course.
Or less.
Current.
I'll give you a break.
It'll be fine.
It's just fun.
Give me this keyfames.
All right.
You guys let me know if you can hear me.
Oh.
We could try.
Sounds like he was.
You know.
Right.
We believe.
What's the end of life?
All right.
All right.
Also on Twitch.
Um, I'm going to just...
I think for Twitch.
I'm pretty sure we'll remember it.
It's Twitch.tv, right?
Hey, you know, if we can re-congruise Twitch, although my guess is that if we're having trouble here, we're probably also going to have trouble on Twitch as well, but let's see.
Oh no, it'll look like us rocking our seats.
Search your Antoine.
I will give you my Twitch.
Alright.
Let's try...
You know, Twitch with FreeDomainRadio.
Yeah, it is odd, right?
Okay, so try this.
I'm going to look at Twitch.tv slash FreeDomainRadio.
So that's Twitch.tv forward slash FreeDomainRadio.
Otherwise, I guess we'll just restart it and I'll try.
Let's get better.
Okay.
Get this sorted out.
Do you think it's multiple...
But it was fine before. Any better on Twitch?
I'm just going to check and see if people are getting any better results on Twitch.
I'll just restart, otherwise...
It feels choppy.
Are you guys checking out? If you could let me know in the YouTube chat, that would be great.
The dead is Wi-Fi. No, I'm Wi-Fi.
That's the way to do it, right? Not even loading on Twitch?
No. It looks so bad.
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