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Excellent Connection
00:02:32
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| That is some bad video, man. | |
| That is some bad video. | |
| What is up with that? | |
| I guess it doesn't really matter. | |
| The important thing is the fluidity of the game itself. | |
| How are you guys doing? Sorry I've been late. | |
| I do care. | |
| Nobody cares what the silly technical issues are. | |
| This is Stefan Molyneux from... | |
| Free Domain. And I hope you're doing well. | |
| Can you, can you hear me? | |
| Can you hear me, Fraggin? | |
| We've had, yeah, I've had a bit of good luck with the technical issues. | |
| At least I think that they're all going to be sorted out at this point. | |
| Look at that. I'm orange and I'm getting a cozy five frames a second of the video. | |
| Oh well. Not much we can do about that at the moment. | |
| But let us at least check out the fluidity of the gameplay itself. | |
| Now, I had to go back just a smidge. | |
| I don't know. Is it even worth having the video on? | |
| It's really hard to say. | |
| Can you guys hear me okay? | |
| I'm just coming in to check. | |
| Oh, let me show you all this buttery stuff that is going on. | |
| Excellent connection. You're darn tootin' it's an excellent connection. | |
| Absolutely. Alright, I'm going to studiously ignore the audio trolls and just check in with my friends and make sure that the audio is good. | |
| Kill some demons? That is the plan. | |
| You guys gotta see this. | |
| I don't know, man. I don't even know if this video's worth putting on. | |
| But, uh... PC hardware, yeah, so I have a Threadripper. | |
| This is a 16-core that I use for video outputs. | |
| Video processing. | |
| And this one, let me look at this. | |
| That is some buttery smooth stuff that I tested earlier today. | |
| It's very nice indeed. | |
| Is this game set in Paris? | |
| In about three minutes from now, I believe it is, yes. | |
| Alright, I'm just going to check with my lovely Discord friends. | |
| If the audio is coming through well, just let me know. | |
| I'm afraid... | |
|
Whoa Bicep Accident
00:13:20
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| Down is not an option. | |
| That is like philosophy. See, down is Plato's cave. | |
| Up we go towards the light. | |
| This new face cam is a lot better. | |
| I don't know how it's coming through, but it's really stuttery on my side. | |
| Oh, well. Alright, so we're climbing up. | |
| We're climbing up. We're jumping over. | |
| Audio is good. Alright. | |
| Bye-bye! You know how I can't tell you how refreshing it is to continually say to all of these monsters, not an argument! | |
| Nor you! Not an argument for you either! | |
| Whoa. Nor you have any arguments. | |
| Now, at this point in my argumentation, I run away. | |
| Run away! Run away! | |
| Alright. So these, for those of you who don't know the game, this stuff, when you shoot the monsters and they glow, you give a glory kill, which I believe is different from a glory hole, and, well, I guess you put a glory hole in them. | |
| These giant Pac-Man are, ooh, monstrous. | |
| Whoa. Now, this is me. | |
| I take a nap, and it's considered very successful within the game when you take this kind of nap. | |
| You know, just for those of you who haven't played this before. | |
| Okay. I kind of raced through this earlier, and I missed a couple of goodies. | |
| But, you know, let us not make excuses for us. | |
| This is another place where you take a nap, and this helps refresh you for the next part of the game. | |
| There we go. It's a... | |
| It's not a non-aggression principle kind of game. | |
| It's a... Oh, I know. | |
| I need to do chainsaw to get my ammo. | |
| Get my ammo on. | |
| Get my health on. | |
| And make sure we get lots of good ammo. | |
| This is a game of perpetual motion. | |
| Let me tell you that. You have got to keep moving. | |
| If you don't keep moving, you have a relatively bad day, which, again, involves, as I said, a lot of naps. | |
| All right. Let's go upstairs, because in this game it's FUMU. Forget about the future. | |
| To suffer is to be present. | |
| Ah! Oh, God, I've been doing better at this before. | |
| Alright, here we go. | |
| This is going to be great. | |
| Actually, I've got to tell you guys, it's kind of cool to play a game, because I guess like most gamers, I've played in relative solitude for my life. | |
| And so it is kind of cool to play with people actually watching what I'm doing and enjoying my trenchant commentary on social issues, along with a copious amount of... | |
| Whoa! Uh... | |
| Fragging. Alright, is that? | |
| No, that. Alright, so, this dude... | |
| Oh, uh, hi. And... | |
| So, you get this gas. | |
| This gives you the chainsaw. The chainsaw you use... | |
| And it gives you ammo, which is all kinds of helpful, of course. | |
| And you go, and I do a lot of running and jumping in this game, let me tell you. | |
| Oh, that's helpful. | |
| Extra life I don't think I'll need it But you know It's entirely possible And Bad sounds Alright, should I get my health here? | |
| Yeah. These guys do a lot of damage to you if they get close. | |
| Oh, flashing, flashing! | |
| Get the eyeball! Twas blind, but now I see! | |
| Oh my gosh, I'm up. All right. | |
| Low health? No problem. | |
| I'm in Canada. It's socialized medicine! | |
| What do I need health care for? | |
| I don't need to have any health responsibilities at all. | |
| Ooh, glowing thing. Nipple guard! | |
| I want that very much. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| There was one dude still alive here, wasn't there? | |
| Yeah. This game is cheating because people warp in, and that's very much not good. | |
| Oh. Oh, that's bad. | |
| So I'm out of ammo. | |
| No problem. I can just go chainsaw some dude. | |
| Get some ammo. Alright. | |
| Because, you know, this is how economics work. | |
| You chainsaw people and you get ammo. | |
| Whoa, run away. | |
| Alright. Okay, I don't want this. | |
| Okay, was there health down here? | |
| I'm sure you guys will let me know. | |
| Oh, I'll get this for sure. | |
| Oh, there's my health. That's what I'm looking for. | |
| I have found what I'm looking for. | |
| Alright, snippets of song are not an argument. | |
| Oh. | |
| Whoa. | |
| No! | |
| No! | |
| A little stuck in here. | |
| Oh, look. I can. | |
| Oh, I got my extra life. Excellent. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's call that competent. | |
| All right, so Mr. Grampo... | |
| Growly is on the loose. | |
| Oh, I want that. All right. | |
| Here we go. Lot of dudes, lot of dudes. | |
| Look at that. 100 health, but I've lost my nipple guards. | |
| That's glowing, right? Forget about the future. | |
| Forget about the future and get on with the past. | |
| Alright, you may think I'm done, because it's a nice quiet maul here, but I'm not, in fact. | |
| So you have to shoot that gun on top in order to be able to get this guy. | |
| And I think... | |
| I think we are relatively set. | |
| Use frags against the flying meatballs. | |
| Yes, that is a great plan. | |
| That is a great plan. | |
| Thank you. All right. | |
| Low ammo. I fear nothing. | |
| I fear nothing. | |
| Perhaps unwisely Whoa Bicep it accidentally Half asleep upon my knee So let's scope it out. | |
| OK, lots of dudes are throwing stuff at me up here. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Whee! Up and down. | |
| Up and down. All right. | |
| I could probably do a little bit more trenchant social commentary if this wasn't quite so hyper. | |
| But I kind of knew that was how it's going to be, right? | |
| Alright, I'm just looking for people's conscience. | |
| Not having much luck. I do actually kind of like in the game... | |
| Oh, that was some fine not dodging. | |
| I do like in the game how it tells you where the shooting is coming from. | |
| That actually is kind of helpful. | |
| I don't have, like, massive sound directional headphones or anything like that. | |
| Ooh, that's a long way down. | |
| That's the Boeing building, actually, interestingly enough, after Mike Cernovich gets through with their buybacks. | |
| Oh, there's some inside baseball jokey jokes. | |
| Hey, man. You can look, but don't touch. | |
| Don't give me no lip, and keep your tentacles to yourself. | |
| Ooh, do I get a little health there? Yeah, okay, I'll take that. | |
| Oh, look at that! My health is 6'6". | |
| All right. | |
| Yield! To reason and evidence! | |
| Alright. | |
| These are highly complicated traps we got going on here. | |
| Come on, give me some health. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Ooh, I shouldn't have shot him quite so much. | |
| Now these guys are like leapy dudes, right? | |
| Because they will come all the way over. | |
| They do not have a great sense of personal boundaries. | |
| Whoa, that's bad. Okay, so I'm going to have to find some dudes to get some health from. | |
| Or some ammo, in fact. | |
| There we go. Alright, and that is where babies come from. | |
| Oh dear, that's not good. | |
| Oh, no luck! | |
| Watch out for that. Is it an arachnotron? | |
| Is that right? All right. | |
| It's all right. We are moving slowly and surely along. | |
| I promised I was doing better last time. | |
| All right, let's do this again. | |
| Is things coming out fairly smooth? | |
| Low ammo. Low ammo. | |
| Oh, there was some ammo down here, right? | |
| Do I remember this? | |
| My object placement reasoning memories. | |
| You want to donate. | |
| You want... Okay, never mind. All right. | |
| No? All right. So we'll go around here. | |
| We'll go up. We'll go through the bachelor pad. | |
| We'll get ourselves some chainsaw action. | |
| We will get some bad dudes. | |
| All right. | |
| What have we got going on here? Oh, nice. Alright, a little combat medicine going on. | |
| Did I get some gas there? | |
| Did I get some gas? | |
| Gas, food, and lodging? No? | |
| Alright. Oh, I should have got some health from him. | |
| Oh, 92. Not too bad. | |
| Not too bad. Alright. | |
| Ah, the Van of Doom. | |
| Here in my car, I can frag some demons. | |
| I can pick up some gas. | |
| I can chainsaw some surgeons in cars. | |
| Alright, here we go. Low ammo. | |
| Excellent. Okay, so... | |
| Not out of ammo anymore, my friend, am I? Oh, I think I saw some intestines there. | |
| That's lovely. Delightful. | |
| I really shouldn't be out here in the open, should I? No, I should not. | |
| Should I wait for them to come to me? | |
| You know, it's like the ladies. | |
| If you wait for them to come to you, they will rip out your innards! | |
| Sorry, much so I'd like your health. | |
| I don't think I will take it. | |
| All right. What have I got here? | |
| Oh, I got 12 shells and that's it. | |
| Okay, so I have got to get over here. | |
| And I have got to get away from this dude, because I don't have the ammo for him. | |
| Let's go back here. | |
| These guys pop up, right? | |
| Alright, that's not actually great. | |
| I shouldn't have got the ammo. I should have got the health, right? | |
| Yeah. This is not going to go well for Daddybot. | |
| Oh! Oh! I do not deserve this at all for health. | |
| I deserve nothing when it comes to this. | |
| By the way, I will be at, on a Libertarian round, I will be on a, oh yeah, if you want to go to, people are saying it's a lot cheaper on DLIF, you can go to DLIFE.com slash free domain, sorry, DLIFE.tv forward slash free domain, it's DLIFE.tv forward slash free domain, people are saying it's a little smoother over there. | |
|
Checking Twitch Quality
00:07:35
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| Snipe the gun. It makes it easier. | |
| Yes, thank you very much. I am very much interested in your feedback. | |
| I appreciate that. All right. | |
| Good. No cavities. | |
| You know what? We've got skulls, no bones. | |
| And I just wanted to point out, for those of you who don't know, this is actually all clearly designed for six inhabitants. | |
| Or his bookshelf. Or whatever is inside his robe. | |
| And this is actually an interesting thing. | |
| This is... | |
| This glowing electrical circle is exactly... | |
| What is... | |
| No. | |
| What has changed? | |
| We simply... | |
| No. | |
| Let's see here. | |
| So good before I'm suddenly lagging now. | |
| Maybe a refresh? Let me tell you. | |
| Try, um, DLOTC full slash free domain. | |
| Yeah, I don't know. It's, uh, it's receiving enough to maintain smooth streaming. | |
| Looks choppy on DLOTC. Okay, well, let me try. | |
| Call, shift, C. Let me try turning the camera off. | |
| Maybe that will help. All right. | |
| Again, just to point out, look at it. | |
| Look at that. | |
| It really is just... | |
| It's tough, but it's beautiful in a different way. | |
| It's YouTube-ish worldwide. | |
| World Health Organization's So, if I'm going to die on just Steam... | |
| Let me just check out that he played for a minute earlier today, which was just fine. | |
| So, let me do a speed test here. | |
| Maybe they don't come in. | |
| Is this gameplay quality? | |
| What? | |
| Maybe we've just downloaded it. | |
| Maybe we've just downloaded it. | |
| Alright. | |
| I'm just going to check my upload. | |
| What's going on? | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| if it's catch up or not alright so I'm just checking my upload speed I mean, I'm on an Ethernet cable to do a good round of applause. | |
| Let's just see what we've got for upload speed. | |
| ...hard speed with... ...try... ...podcast... ...right, we'll get it sorted out. | |
| ...try... ...try... ...try... | |
| Nice change, eh? My upload speed is good from here. | |
| Maybe, um, let's see, it's also on Parascope. | |
| Down 60 quality on audio is still creepy. | |
| Stream is due. | |
| Maybe. | |
| Let's see. | |
| Are these keyfames? | |
| Of course. | |
| Or less. | |
| Current. | |
| I'll give you a break. | |
| It'll be fine. | |
| It's just fun. | |
| Give me this keyfames. | |
| All right. | |
| You guys let me know if you can hear me. | |
| Oh. | |
| We could try. | |
| Sounds like he was. | |
| You know. | |
| Right. | |
| We believe. | |
| What's the end of life? | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Also on Twitch. | |
| Um, I'm going to just... | |
| I think for Twitch. | |
| I'm pretty sure we'll remember it. | |
| It's Twitch.tv, right? | |
| Hey, you know, if we can re-congruise Twitch, although my guess is that if we're having trouble here, we're probably also going to have trouble on Twitch as well, but let's see. | |
| Oh no, it'll look like us rocking our seats. | |
| Search your Antoine. | |
| I will give you my Twitch. | |
| Alright. | |
| Let's try... | |
| You know, Twitch with FreeDomainRadio. | |
| Yeah, it is odd, right? | |
| Okay, so try this. | |
| I'm going to look at Twitch.tv slash FreeDomainRadio. | |
| So that's Twitch.tv forward slash FreeDomainRadio. | |
| Otherwise, I guess we'll just restart it and I'll try. | |
| Let's get better. | |
| Okay. | |
| Get this sorted out. | |
| Do you think it's multiple... | |
| But it was fine before. Any better on Twitch? | |
| I'm just going to check and see if people are getting any better results on Twitch. | |
| I'll just restart, otherwise... | |
| It feels choppy. | |
| Are you guys checking out? If you could let me know in the YouTube chat, that would be great. | |
| The dead is Wi-Fi. No, I'm Wi-Fi. | |
| That's the way to do it, right? Not even loading on Twitch? | |
| No. It looks so bad. | |