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March 27, 2020 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
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Alright. We will try one more roll.
One more roll. And see how...
I have a good feeling about this one.
The computer just crashed as a whole.
But, you know, I'm sure we're fine now.
Alright. At least we didn't die right in the middle of everything, right?
So I guess there's that.
Alright. Let me just see if we're on YouTube or not.
Yeah, I can try.
It's good? Yeah, fingers crossed.
No kidding, right?
Ain't that technology. All right.
Go live, and I'm just going to see if we can see.
I'm jumping.
Now upcoming streams.
The spirit I do.
Yes, no? All right.
Let me know how it's going there.
Is it looking all right?
Let's have a browse.
Well, I'll tell you what.
We're just going to plow on and just see how it goes.
We're just going to plow on and just see how it goes.
It's good? Alright.
Alright. Well, sorry about that.
Not much I can do about it, but we will do our best to continue on.
Alright. Having a sniff around, having a browse around.
This is...
Oh, the door's just closed.
And normally, you know, the doors are such a big band...
Banned that they would open. Not close.
All right. Now I feel like a piece of food.
All right. Going into somebody's gullet.
The wheels in hell go round and round.
All right. I am cognizant of what a great game this is.
Looking real smooth. All right.
Yeah, there's nothing wrong with the hardware.
Well, fast travel allows you to teleport to predetermined points in the map.
Use it to find additional items and complete optional encounters.
Unlocks near the end of a mission.
Oh, okay. That's in case you missed something, you want to go back.
Using the auto map.
Ooh, did I miss something back here?
Oh, let's find out. Cockness is a dad joke.
Yes, that is entirely correct.
You know what would be great if they actually found some way to work rust colors into this game?
That would be fantastic. Alright, let's just roll around and enjoy.
Enjoy the view. Enjoy the ambience.
Yeah, this is the thing with games, right?
Somebody had to figure out exactly how many spikes to put on there.
Exactly how many spikes to put on here.
And... Oh, that's pretty.
Now that's where babies come from.
Alright.
Alright.
This is like...
This music is like...
It's like Mormon Barry White on Quaaludes.
Alright. Let's, I know, I know, you want me to go here, I'll go here, fine.
Alright. Oops. Alright.
It's always something with the skulls.
The con maker is present at this gathering, but when outside of her domain, she is by all accounts indestructible.
Okay, if this doesn't work, we'll try one last thing, which is to do what I did this afternoon, and we'll just go straight to D-Live.
How can this be?
No man can pass through the gate, D!
Oh.
*Gasp* I fight the guy on the left Because he's only got pimples instead of eyes And the energy will be restored once again As it is written From the souls of the non-believers You will not save them from their judgment
Oh, come on I thought I was going to take these guys on.
I really wanted to.
I totally could have. Mom!
I'm sorry I wasn't born without a heart But with a traffic light in my center Oh, this is gonna be sad Uh
Alright, hold to continue.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Let's get to the next part.
Restart works? Alright.
Let's get in. And get going.
Yeah, yeah.
Sorry. I don't really care about the backstory.
Let's go shoot things. Alright.
Flame Belch. Oh, yeah.
Okay, so this thing is like a shoulder-mounted flame thing.
and you do it with this, right?
And I think you just get more cool stuff out of things when you destroy them this way.
*sad music* But Steph, the celestial component.
Yeah, no kidding, right? Okay, can't go through there.
Oh, yeah, that's right. I have to go back here and get something.
All right. Wrong one.
All right. So I do upgrades here.
What do I want? Belch armor boost.
Loot magnet. Ooh, I like loot magnets myself.
All right. Space to continue. Space.
Upgrade. All right. So can I upgrade any of this?
Oh, no. I want loot magnet.
That's good. All right.
Alright, because you know, 50 year old reflex guy.
Alright.
Let's go, let's go hunting.
Nope, not through there. Alright, where am I supposed to go hunting?
Not through there. Not there.
We'll find it. It's going to be one of these.
Except not that one. Alright.
Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah.
Somewhere else you want me to go. Whoa, he's got the whole world in his brain.
All right, what do we got here?
Wrong button. All right, let's see.
Is this going all right? Now, you know what's interesting about this?
Not a lot of people know this.
I just know this as an insider.
This view, this, like, circle, that's exactly...
What you see when you pull Tim Pool's hat off.
That's why, you know, he keeps the hat on, because it's this.
It's a portal to another dimension.
Actually, I like Tim. Whoa.
And now we're joining a Tim Pool livestream.
Wow, that was not the most gripping level we've been on.
All right. Don't give me any more story!
Oh, is this the embarrassing jump fest that I had before?
Yeah, yeah, okay. I grab.
And... I climb down, and I gotta...
Oh, I gotta go up, I think.
And I have to jump over there, right?
Right. There we go.
Boy. Ghost dog!
Way of the samurai! I will follow you, ghost dog.
Alright. Make short shrift, as they say.
So, you know what's interesting?
During the quarantine, as I was saying on a show the other day, during the quarantine, Shakespeare wrote King Lear.
What am I doing? Slaying demons!
And coronavirus ignorance.
That is some love.
Look at that stained glass. Just lovely.
Really, really well done.
Alright.
And...
Punch the wall!
And we're through. Alright.
Alright. Just lovely.
Really, really well done.
And at the top of that is Skyrim!
Skyrim, I tell you! Ooh, I want this.
Pay attention! Get the goodies!
Get the loot! Exhaustia?
What is that? Yeah, yeah.
Okay, that's not very shooty now, is it?
Alright. Oh, that's where I came from.
Alright, so let's go...
Oh, flying dude.
Oh, that's not what I want, right?
Okay.
Because flying dudes are not easy to get.
You know, I can't even tell you...
Like, there's entire sound designers for these games.
It's pretty wild. Oh, I want right control, right?
Have something blow up there? Yeah, yeah.
I forgot all about that last time, which I kind of need, right?
You flasher!
Get out of my dungeon. - Thank you.
Uh, what? Leveled up?
Whoa! Don't make me—whoa!
What's this dude? I don't know, but he does not look like a good dude.
Uh, let's flamethrower him.
Why not? Burn, baby, burn!
Demon Inferno!
Oh, come on, dude! Alright, well that guy is a guy to keep a hold of, right?
I will take that secret, thank you very much.
Secret, secret, I've got a secret.
It's never sunny in Philadelphia, neither is it ever sunny in Doom.
Oh, is that Mount Doom?
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Alright. I've got a potion.
I've got a notion for a potion.
Here we go. Yeah, yeah, that's cool.
Howl, baby howl, fireflies, and weaponry, and...
guy from Trine 3, and...
something. What did I get?
Blood Punch! Ooh, that's great stuff to have at frat parties.
Okay, what have we got here? Number Zero or Mouse 4?
Mouse 4? What are you talking about, Mouse 4?
Number Zero or Mouse 4 to unleash it.
All right. Alright, so then I just have to figure out what is num 4.
Oh, there it is. Is that my blood punch?
Whoa. Okay, so I do actually have a mouse 4, I just never really use it.
Wee! Jump up, go down.
Alright, um...
Alright, I can jump that, right?
Ooh, what's going on down there?
That is some sweaty water, man.
Ooh! Ah! Ah!
Goodies! Okay, what's going on here?
Do you guys know how to get there?
Oh, should I make my 7-Up joke?
Nah, I did that last time. I can never find my wallet, but I can always remember the bad dad jokes.
Yes, indeed. Alright, you guys will tell me how to get there, right?
right?
If you've done this before.
Alright, let's save ourself.
Oh, seriously?
What's this blood punch supposed to do?
Oh, fine. There you go.
Really? Fine.
Just use my weapons.
Whoa! Dude, rude.
This is not supposed to be equal.
It's supposed to be like 12 to 1.
At least. Whoa!
Uh, okay. Okay. Alright.
Ooh, that was bad.
I should really be able to do that one, right?
Okay.
I want this, right?
Runes. Oh man, that's right.
It's all very complicated here.
Glory kill from further away.
Perform glory kills faster.
Speed boost. Deathblow.
Oh, I'll take that, yeah.
As a wonderfully good player, I will definitely take the Deathblow one, right?
Hand-to-hand combat from here on out.
I guess there are people who do that, right?
They play the whole thing that fast, right?
Rune tab. Okay.
All right. Select a little rune to equip.
Oh, oh, I've got to put it in here, right?
Okay. It's now active.
Oh, so you can swap them, so as things change, right, you can do all these various different things, right?
Well, I can't figure out.
Is my stream showing up on YouTube?
All right. All right, it's back.
What are the rest of the rune abilities?
Well, I guess you'll have to wait for a streamer with a little bit more patience to find that out.
Now, what's driving me a little nutty nuts, though, is...
There was something back here, right?
And I assume that we get there.
Do you remember? Oh, okay, fine.
We'll just go down. All right, can we go here?
Oh, more things, more things, more things.
Gonna punch that now.
All right. That thing's still pretty smooth.
All good on YouTube? Alright.
We fly And bad things are gonna happen You know it Oh daddy's gonna need some health Whoa.
Oh, one of these dudes.
Oh, there's my rune going in, right?
Ooh, I'll take that.
Oh, that's handy.
I will take that twice in a New York heartbeat.
Alright. Let's get our potions going.
There's got to be more dudes around, right?
I'm really enjoying these 3D sound effects.
It's pretty! Alright.
Oh, there's someone. Alright.
So I better go chainsaw this dude, because I'm kind of low on ammo, right?
Where'd he go? Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
Friendy! Okay, well, I'll get you with that.
Ooh, wait. What happened to my...
Oh, chainsaws. Oh, sorry.
Sorry, wrong key.
Wrong key!
All right, well, I'm definitely gonna need a guy now because I'm gonna need some ammo.
Or as it was known when I was an actor and I was unleashing my big speeches, I'm unleashing my Hammo, which is a hammy ammo.
All right. Oh, all right.
That's not good. Are they going to come to me?
Come on. Come on.
Oh, that was a bit premature, I'm afraid.
Oh, I need that. Let's use him to get some ammo.
Did they just warp or something?
It looks like it kind of blinked there.
Oh, lord, this dude.
Do I have my control thing back yet?
No, not yet. It's coming.
It's coming. Ooh, I just sucked something up there.
Good for me.
Alright.
Oh, double plus ungood.
All right. 84 health.
Not super good. And something's going up there up behind me that I can't really tell about.
All right. Let's run away and see what we can get and see if we can use...
Oh, let's get that.
Let's get that. Ooh, that's a lot of gnashing going on here.
Whoa! Not totally physically accurate, but we'll take it.
Okay, can I lure some guy in here?
Oh, man, another one of these dudes.
All right. Oh, that was not very elegant of me.
Normally, I'm totally swalligan.
Oh man, one of these dudes again.
Alright. A little blood punching going on.
Okay, can I... Whoa. I'm going to push this over here now.
I can push this over here. Ooh, we need a little health here.
Is that a good place to go? Ooh, a bad place to go.
That's a bad place to go. That was not good.
Not good! I lost my focus!
Alright, let's do this again.
Oh yeah, that's right. Bad timing!
Okay, we'll take that.
Oh, I'm stuck inside!
Ah! Bad timing!
Ah! Uh, yeah, no health.
No kidding, right?
That was all very badly done.
I'm getting health, but I'm losing health.
Oh, it actually is not so bad. Oh, let's do a little bit there.
Get rid of those dudes.
Push a little here.
Oh, that's the wrong weapon for that dude.
Alright, low health, so I'm going to need to go pillage someone like I'm getting me a bailout.
Alright, what have we got here?
Let's get away from this dude. Take that health, thank you very much.
Alright, need a demon blood bailout.
Right, look at that.
We're getting back on track.
Jump and grab, jump and grab.
Jump and grab.
No, we're going a little better here.
Oh, things have gone eerily quiet.
I don't like it. It's too quiet.
Oh yeah, that's this dude.
Do I not have any of this other stuff?
Yeah, I don't, right? So I'm going to need this dude for ammo.
Whee! Alright.
Now we're getting somewhere. Gets a little more health.
I need a little more ammo though, right?
Ooh, I'll kick those shards.
62, got a little bit of armor.
I should probably get a little bit more ammo, right?
Oops, that was good dodging, dude.
Only fair. I get to do mine, you get to do yours.
Where did we go? Oh, that was not exactly what I wanted in terms of health.
Okay, let's do this.
Is that enough? Oh good, I did get him with those bomb things, right?
Whee! Alright.
The pause that refreshes.
Alright, so let's check in with the chat here.
Complete all the encounters in the mission to earn weapon points.
The demonic corruption meter tracks the points you've earned.
Each mission has ten weapon points.
Weapon weapon mods.
Alright. Upgrade my weapons.
Alright, sticky bombs. I like that.
Can I upgrade it? Quick rack.
Yeah, yeah, I made that joke about silicon last time.
Alright. Can I do that one?
Do I have... I don't have any weapon mods for this, right?
No, I got nothing. Oh, I have three, right?
Purchase all upgrades.
Alright, so hang on. Let's go back to that.
Can I do an upgrade here?
Oh, I thought I have three.
Am I three? I have three, right?
So I should be able to upgrade one of these, right?
No, it's not letting me do it.
All right. Also use those sticky bombs.
Yeah, that's quite right. Thank you.
Quite correct for all of that.
All right. Purchase all upgrades.
I refuse. Okay, so I've still got three here though, right?
So why can't I upgrade the other one?
Mods. What is the cost for that?
There are many kinds of...
Alright, so can I upgrade any of these, maybe?
No. Full order.
I'll do that.
Um...
Alright.
Okay.
So far, so good. Now, did I... Did I miss anything here?
No, let's take this stuff.
And this stuff.
And... There's got to be some stuff down here, right?
Goody-goody two-shoes.
What have we got? Anything?
No, that looks like a bad place to go.
How about over here? Oh yeah, the trail.
Sorry. Brief work is made.
Oh yeah, this is the tricky jumpy-jump thing, right?
There's nothing to do down here. Ah!
I punch! I punch the falling!
Alright, let's try that again. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I thought I'd got everyone here.
Oh, okay.
Ah, let's just take a pause and enjoy the 3D cracked armor aspect of all of this.
Kind of reminds me of Poland.
And you know what's strange though?
The stream is still not showing up.
1912. Yeah, that was right.
My stream, this stream is still not showing up.
So I don't know if the only people who could see it are the people on my server or not.
No upcoming streams.
Very interesting. Alright, well...
Let's go up here.
Alright. We will get Le Harbor here.
We will get Le Punchy here.
Ugh! Still moving my butt like it does any good.
There we go.
Alright, I did this in the last game, but man, those frame breaks were pretty bad.
So you gotta jump on these.
Ooh.
Not get bumped on there.
And you've got to punch these dudes, right?
Yeah, that's one.
There's another.
There's another.
And is there cool stuff back here?
Oh, that's where I came from, right? It's all good?
It shows up for you on my channel?
Oh, 433, watching.
I missed a page thing.
Well, that's very helpful.
Thank you, my friend. Alright.
Did I miss something down here?
No, this is where I came from, right?
Let's see. What did I miss?
What did I miss? You say.
You say I'm crazy.
Alright. I missed a page thing.
Well, I suppose we'll have to live with missing a page thing.
Alright. Get this thing.
R-shift to quickly move.
Oh yeah, that's what I forgot about last time, right?
Wait, what? Ah!
Let's see here. Behind one of the punchy circle thing.
On the giant fan blade.
Wait, is that the one I just left and came down here for?
Should I go back up? Alright, how anal do you want me to be?
Oh! That's not a good idea.
Not a good way to put it. Alright.
So wait, I'm up here, behind one of the punchy circle things, on the giant fan blade.
Oh, I don't think I can get back on the giant fan blade thing here now, right?
Oh well, never mind. We shall move on.
Uh... Got a feeling that's gonna be too far to jump.
What do you guys think? Yeah, no worries.
Uh... Uh-huh?
Alright, let's give it a... Oh, no, I gotta do my shift, right?
There we go. Alright, okay.
There we go. Uh, oh yeah, and then we gotta...
There we go.
That's very Rayman.
Alright. Let my love open the door.
You have to dash. I can dash!
I can also hyphen. Alright.
I guess we should... I should either center on the camera or the camera should either center on me.
I don't know. I see people with good video, though.
I don't know why this thing's so choppy.
But is the video still coming through well?
All right. Do you guys want to watch the cutscene?
To deliver your voice.
King Novak sounds like Kim Novak who was an actress from the 1950s.
Yeah, the camera is terrible, right?
Like my virginity!
You cannot kill the priests.
You know our laws.
Despite their transgressions against the government, they are strong.
Nice blue nipple rings lights, bruh.
Wait, you can see those? Wait, so I'm supposed to be in e-thought, right?
and show you guys some man cleavage.
Yeah, sorry, dudes.
Got to keep moving.
um Alright, I'm sorry. I know that the writers labored for absolute minutes on that script.
And the actors, I don't know, ate a whole bunch of holes in order to get that voice.
But I gotta keep moving, man.
I'm a rambling man.
Uh...
This does not seem overly safe.
I'll tell you that right now.
See, this is the kind of stuff that goes on in China.
That's why all the manufacturing's over there.
They can handle this kind of stuff.
All right. How bad is this going to go for me?
The answer is...
quite bad!
They're really into their dog motif, eh?
Is that a dog? Yeah, it is.
Wolfs! Never squirrels.
Never squirrels!
Oh yeah, I gotta jump, right? There we go.
And dash. Jump and dash.
Certainly fairer than dine and dash.
Ooh. Wait, didn't I just do this?
That looked like a bear? Wait, I think that electrical water is...
Dude doing me bad. Whoa, what the?
Oh, man, one of these dudes.
All right.
Lots of running away here, which is kind of what we're looking for.
All right.
I believe this is not my place.
Oh, shoot, I should have got the health.
Thank you.
Oh. Oh.
Yeah, that was kind of inevitable.
It is shocky water, right?
The floor is lava.
Yeah, I guess so, right? Alright, let's give it...
We can do this. We can do this.
Alright, jump and dashy dash.
They are totally cheap in reusing this stuff.
I'm telling you that right now.
Okay, so I've got to stay away from the water, right?
Well, those guys can't do me any particular harm, but this guy can, obviously.
Ooh, ooh. Bad time to misjump.
All right. Alright, Alright, so he's down.
Oh, now there's one of these dudes.
Oops, missed.
I missed handing him my gum.
Alright. I always feel quite confident with those.
Oh my gosh, another one of these dudes.
Oh yeah?
I can run away too, you know.
now.
Am I going to get my embarrassing slowdown, dude?
Oh, I am missing badly.
Oh, that I don't deserve, but I will take it.
Well, you know, it's part of the gameplay.
It's not embarrassing. It's a little embarrassing, to be honest with you.
All right. Wait, there's got to be more dudes in here.
That's it? Oh, stay out of the hot water.
Hot water, hot water. All right.
Belle Dauphin can sell her bathwater, and I just get electrocuted by mine.
All right. That seems fair.
Oh, I get a little health here.
Alright, what snarky helpful comments...
Oh, low ammo and no other weapon.
Ooh, double plus ungood.
Alright. So I gotta go here?
Wait, isn't that where I came from?
Well, let's find out. It is, right?
Is that where I came from? I think that's where I came from.
Uh, yes, that's where I came from.
Alright. Alright.
So, let us figure out where...
Oh, there's some... Isn't there some...
Alright.
Rebuild the Celestial Locator.
Oh boy, now I wish I'd seen the cutscene, right?
Okay, here we go.
All right.
This Sentinel battery can be used to provide additional power to your ship.
Great.
Several modules remain unused.
There's got to be a way around. I'm too chicken to run.
No, that's low. That's where we came before, right?
Okay, so how do I get to this dude?
Open sesame! Open sesame!
No? Maybe it's...
You know, I'll do the chicken thing and just say...
Oh, wait, wait. Blood punch refills with each glory kill.
Keep blood punching.
All right, fair enough.
Oh, they're giving me ammo, which means they're about to give me death.
Oh, I missed a lot, didn't I? Oh, I missed a lot!
How embarrassing. All right. Anything?
Anything? All right.
Ah, forget it. Let's do one more level.
What do you guys think? Kind of fun for me.
Wee! All right. Oh, my gosh.
New weapon! Ooh, plasma rifle.
Uh, right.
That seems good.
Oh, you've got to shoot off the heads here, right?
It is more vulnerable when in the air, alright?
Alright.
I can feel something not vulnerable in the air tonight.
All right.
All right.
Oh, I need to get that gas canister, don't I?
I think I remember these from Doom 2016, too, though.
Of course, it has been quite a while.
Alright, I'll push that anywhere useful.
Vortex. Oh, I will take the shards of something or other.
Alright. Ooh, that's helpful.
That is luck. We like the armor.
We like the armor. Alright.
We'll take that. Two?
So I assume this is just some jumpy portal, right?
Like we go in one side, it comes out the other?
Ooh. Can I go backwards?
Whoa! Cool.
Alright. That's where I came from.
And this is where I'm going to.
Oh, dude.
Oh, I like the plasma cannon for this dude.
Oh, I should have I should have chainsawed him, right?
Thank you.
And that's the kind of statement you want to make in a healthy video game.
Who should I have chainsawed first?
Whoa.
alright. Locate the betrayer!
Romney! Wait, hang on.
Alright, what do we got here?
Alright, this is like the worst yoga class I've ever seen in my life.
Ashtanga yoga. The betrayer, just the one?
Yeah, usually there's more than one, right?
Oh yeah, I've got to go into the lower intestines here.
I remember this. At least I can get back to where I was the other day, right?
Oh yeah, what am I going to do? Something else.
Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. Okay.
I don't want to do plasma in here, right?
Oh yeah, there's no jumping.
And you got bullets in your bowels.
Bullets in your bowels. Ooh! Oh, that's right.
Me in my 20s when I was dating.
A little grabby.
Alright.
This is just one of these cheap and sleazy health things.
Alright.
There's another one coming, right?
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Or have they said...
Oh no. Ah! There we go.
I was like, no, it's too much.
Alright.
They take away health, and they give health back.
Here comes the steak jokes.
Yeah, I'm afraid so. Can I be chicken here?
Yeah, it was all done by then, right?
Oops. There we go.
Combat shotgun? Wait, what did I just do here?
Uh, zero. Okay. Sticky bombs.
Alright, we did that.
Oh, I want to start upgrading these things, right?
Uh, ooh, I like that.
Press mouse 2 to acquire target to explode on death.
Alright. I will try that, and then I will promptly forget about it.
Doom Eternal Colonoscopy Edition.
Those are some aggressive polyps.
I believe that is true.
There is a sentinel power core nearby.
You can use it to activate the mech and clear a path forward.
Alright! How's our stream?
Still alright? Alright, so we put something in here, right?
Boom.
In and turn.
Quality is holding steady, and now I'm completely paranoid to multistream.
Sorry, alternative providers, but that is not working for me.
All right, so what, this is a...
Where we go?
Uh, oh, um...
Wah! No! Sliding down!
I resist with all my might!
All right. So we got to do this one for sure.
All right. So we got that one.
Wait. Is this where we came from or is this where we're going to?
Can't go up. Okay.
If we go down...
Is there any other place that's cool to go to?
Yeah. I'm looking down like that's going to help, right?
No, so that would be a no.
So I assume we do just have to get over to there, right?
Uh, huddle-a-lala.
Doesn't seem right, but, uh, all right.
I think that's too far.
Alright, so we'll do our jump.
Oh, I didn't hit the number zero.
Oh, there we go. There we go.
So we've got to do that. And we've got to do jump.
Oh, made it. Alright.
Not going to make the next one, though.
Where is that? Here. Oh, yeah. So we've got to do...
Oh, that was not so bad.
So excellent, I've got low health to begin with.
Alright, let's get some of that health back.
And do we leave anything behind here?
Worst toothpick ever!
Okay, I'll try not to make too many more steak jokes.
I'll probably fail. But I will certainly try.
Alright. So now, I have a little right clicky thing here, right?
On this weapon. Do I? Do I? Do I? Do I? Huh?
Huh? Uh...
No, no.
No, bad things got us not happening now, right?
Yeah.
Uh... Alright.
Is this a jumpy-down thing?
Or is this a... Jumped too far.
Alright, so I'm in here.
That's good. And wait, where's my jumpy-uppy thing?
Wait, where do I go here? Ooh.
Can I jump there? I have a feeling that I'm not supposed to.
Oh yes, there's a secret.
Look at that. Ooh.
Blue Skull of Doom.
What did I get? What is that?
What did I get?
I don't know.
Alright.
Alright.
Alright, so now...
Gotta jump up here, right?
I assume so. Rolled a critical fail.
Yeah, yeah, no kidding. Sorry if I'm missing something here.
I do have to get up here, right?
But how? I don't think when I do a zoom forward this way.
Nope. I really feel like I should know this one.
Alright, let's go to our map here.
Will this help us at all? Probably not, right?
How do I rotate? Rotate.
No. Why am I not rotating here?
Oh, there we go. Wait, something happened there.
Dude, that's where you came from.
Oh, so do I just keep going down?
No, that can't be right, is it? Okay, I did all that.
You're trolling me. Oh, no, that can't be right.
There's a pole to swing from.
Oh! Jeez, thank you.
But then where? Where do I go from here?
Okay, well, let's just try it.
Alright. I assume that that's helpful.
I appreciate it. Oh, there we go.
We go to that pole. Alright. Oof, lord.
Alright. Uh...
Oh, yeah. This one's tricky, right?
From pole... From the pole swinging to parental disappointment.
That's good. That's good.
I like that. Alright.
So now we've got to get up here, right?
Um... Oh, did I make it?
Oh, yes I did.
Never had any doubts.
All right.
The Doors of Perception.
We are going in.
Ooh, bad things.
Bad things.
Oh, yeah.
I'm supposed to be able to do this zoom thing, right?
Let's see if I can do that. Wait, where's the dude?
No, it's not letting me zoom.
Well, if I just wait here till he starts glowing, can I just jump down and get him?
Wait, he's not dead, is he? What do you mean I'm wasting ammo?
Why would you say that? Wasting ammo.
Nonsense.
All right, so what we do need to do is we need to get this armor, right?
Yeah, that did help.
Oh, look at me with the genius resource consumption.
Friendies! Where are all my friendies?
Oh, I got this, um...
Oh, that's what it does.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, let's not use all of our stuff here.
Oh, that was, uh, kind of helpful.
Ow, ow, ow, ow. Sorry, I'm going to need some help from you, my friend.
Because I am not.
Wait, what was something back here, right?
Is that health? Oh yeah, that was a big waste.
Oh, right. That's going backwards into the lava.
Oh! What the...
Where did I appear?
I don't know what happened there.
Let's do one more of these.
Alright. There is a little bit of reuse in the game.
I will certainly say that. Alright.
So, I assume...
Shall we?
Yeah, let's be cheap with this dude, right?
I can be patient.
I mean, not often, but occasionally.
Alright, let's just go. Abort strategy.
Whoa.
Down to two health, and he's back.
So this is not a cheap run backwards thing, right?
Ooh. All right.
Well, that was very badly done.
Let's see if I can get me some health here.
All right.
Well, that's a little better. Alright, so let's go back around here.
Little health from him, little health from him.
They take such good care of their teeth.
Oh, no, no, no.
but yeah.
I deserved that.
Not at all. I don't know why I'm still alive.
I really don't know. I'm not sure what happened there.
Oh, I'll take that.
Oh, bad, bad, bad.
Oh, bad.
Bad, bad, bad.
Oh, I'll take that.
No, no, no, no. Oh, one health?
Yeah, this is going to go well, right?
Oh well, no time to give up now!
I had this guy too. - Thank you.
Ooh, we'll take him!
Give me some health! Uh, 47 health, but at least I got lots of ammo.
Oh, I'll take that.
Geez, I didn't even know you can get that.
Wow.
Did I get-- I got some plasma now, right?
So that's good. Alright.
I think we might be getting the hang of it.
Alright, oh, this dude.
Alright, alright.
Good night.
Thank you.
Uh...
Uh...
Keep getting out...
Keep getting out of fuel.
Oh, yeah.
Alright, a moment's breath.
Oh no, this dude again.
Ooh, let's stay away from him.
And when is my bomb coming back?
Because that would be quite helpful.
Do I have a bomb yet?
Do I have a bomb?
Oh, I think I was a little premature there, too.
All right.
Let's go over here and over here and...
Do I have a bomb yet? Can I flame him?
No. But I can at least waste health trying to do it.
How's that?
How's that for compromise?
Die!
Ooh, bad, bad, bad.
All right. Okay, I think that's it for me for tonight.
Thank you guys so much for dropping by.
It looks like we have technology that works.
And that is great.
So the stream stayed good.
And I think we are all set.
Use the microwave beam and the plasma rifle.
Flying, guys. I will try that next time.
Thank you guys so much.
I will let you know when we're going up next.
And I guess we'll just not do multi-streaming.
Go straight to YouTube. Thanks, guys.
Take care. Have a great night.
Well, that was an exit.
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