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Equip Vulnerability
00:14:28
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| All right. The Stefan and Isabella Minecraft spectacular is continuing. | |
| Yeah. The pixelated daddy humiliation metric rolls forward as it should. | |
| Absolutely. All right. So just on the bottom here, for those who don't know, there's hearts and there's chicken. | |
| And that means that I'm thinking about food and Isabella is thinking of love. | |
| There we go. We're killing each other this round, by the way. | |
| We what? We have to fight each other to the death. | |
| We're fighting each other? Yeah. | |
| So, how is this different from our everyday existence? | |
| Yeah, not too bad. And by the way, you are not... | |
| We engage in mock verbal battles. | |
| Do not hurt the kitty inside. | |
| Alright, hang on. Okay, so let me just have a quick look around here. | |
| Nope, don't go that way. Go through the door. | |
| Ignore the door. There's stuff in the air! | |
| Yes, just go. Okay, so I don't really know what you've been doing, other than it's going to result in me not looking particularly intelligent. | |
| Probably. So explain to me, are these tripwires? | |
| Do I have to go around them? Nope, just go into the door. | |
| They're supposed to look like stones. | |
| Oh. Oh, we got teams here. | |
| No, we're not teaming. | |
| Team green, team blue, team purple, team pink. | |
| I call purple. Only because it matches my skin. | |
| I call purple. You know, whatever you want. | |
| This is a sort of staple in our household. | |
| Now, pull the lever for whatever... | |
| Excuse me, I'm rambling. | |
| Fine, okay. A staple in the household. | |
| When you choose something, what do I immediately want? | |
| Desperately, more than anything else. | |
| That exact same thing. I said, I'm going to have the coffee crisp. | |
| And you said, I want the coffee crisp. | |
| And I thought your favorite was Snickers. | |
| I don't really like coffee crisp, but... | |
| I know, but you just feel like you have to have it. | |
| It's, um, the grass is greener. | |
| Like, whatever you have is something that I must desperately have. | |
| No, no, no. Don't choose purple. | |
| So, Dad, pull the lever for whatever... | |
| But why? What am I doing with the lever? | |
| Just pull it. Say team blue. | |
| For which one? Team blue. | |
| Whatever we want. No, not purple! | |
| Okay, team blue. Click it. | |
| Right click? Yeah. I don't know what click it is. | |
| Done. So... | |
| Ooh, I'm up in this floaty sky thing. | |
| Yeah. Something's on fire. | |
| Because... Now get your items! | |
| Wait, I'm not trying to blow it out. I'm just trying to fan the flames as I usually do. | |
| Dad, get your items. Check the barrel. | |
| No, no, no. Check the barrel? | |
| The barrel is right there. No, the brown thing. | |
| Oh, that's a barrel? Yeah, that's a barrel. | |
| It's not round. I said the brown thing! | |
| Not a barrel. Oops. | |
| No, you said the wrong thing. | |
| Teleport. Wait. | |
| No! Hang, wait, wait, wait. | |
| No, stop, stop! Make daddy win! | |
| Oh. You're not allowed. | |
| I made you not allowed to chat. | |
| All right. Okay, so I've got a leather cap. | |
| I've got leather pants. This is just a regular day for me. | |
| No, equip everything. So what you have to do is you have to put it here. | |
| Oh, yeah, right, right. Thank you. Now, equip everything. | |
| All right. Can I equip high-resolution doll? | |
| No. Snowball? | |
| Wait, is that snowballs? You shoot each other with snowballs. | |
| You can throw snowballs. | |
| Oh, I've got a bow. I love those things. | |
| Great. All right. Light blue... | |
| Really? With throwing concrete at each other? | |
| No! You built to the main blue area. | |
| I what? Built to the main blue area. | |
| And Dad, put everything on your bar there. | |
| There? Yes. And now I have to equip it, right? | |
| And put the concrete on the bar too. | |
| Ah. Oh, that's a good coincidence. | |
| There's like nine here and nine there? | |
| I know. I did that on purpose. Oh. | |
| Although, you have to get rid of all your urban needs. | |
| Okay, I'm going to the main... I'm going to still try and blow up the fire here. | |
| Why should Minecraft be any different than my Twitter account where I'm constantly trying to fan the flames? | |
| Alright. Actually, I don't really try to fan the flames. | |
| The flames just get fanned whether I like it or not. | |
| Don't break anything! Please, please, please! | |
| I'm not. I'm climbing the tree. | |
| Don't climb the tree, Dad. You have to go to the mainland. | |
| Oh, I feel dizzy. This is called Sky Wars! | |
| It's called Sky Wars? Yeah, I copied that name from a server. | |
| Hang on. Can I shoot an arrow at the cloud then? | |
| Yeah, have fun, but don't waste your arrows. | |
| You only get 20. Oh, I forgot about the huge thing I made down in the middle. | |
| No! Did I hit you? | |
| No, but I got your arrow. | |
| I need you to hold still. Okay. | |
| Wait, can I shoot that far? | |
| Oh! Oh, this is looking good. | |
| No, stay still. No, you're still moving. | |
| Oh! Okay, this is great. | |
| I like this game so far. | |
| It's an arrowing experience. | |
| Oh, dad joke. Bad one, too. | |
| That is dad joke by definition. | |
| Yeah, technically all dad jokes are bad. | |
| Ow! So far so good. | |
| I can't die! I can't die. | |
| You know, it sort of reminds me of when we went to go and play laser tag. | |
| By the way. So when we went to go and play laser tag, I must say that it did feel a bit creepy hunting my child in the dark with a gun. | |
| It was fun! It felt very symmetry-ish. | |
| Alright, so where am I? Do I have to stay on my own? | |
| Oh, something just flew past me by accident. | |
| Ow! | |
| Oh, I've got no place to hide here. | |
| Yeah, too bad for you. Build a block. | |
| I bit you! I fell. | |
| Why don't you use your cape? | |
| I'm just showing you. Look, look, look, stop. | |
| When you fall, you just go back to the house. | |
| You spawn at the house again and just click your team. | |
| Oh, so you just respawn, right? Yeah, you just respawn. | |
| With all your items, too. Okay. | |
| All right. Oh, you threw snowballs at me? | |
| Yeah. I must say that this global warming is very, very powerful in this game. | |
| I got rid of all my snowballs because I didn't feel like them. | |
| All right. Hang on. If I do- I stole your arrows. | |
| I want to build lower. | |
| I forgot about that. You can't. | |
| Why? Stop, stop, stop. | |
| Because there's carpet. Carpet? | |
| Yeah, I built carpet there. | |
| That's not grass. Oh, there's carpet? | |
| Yeah. Man, that's an ugly carpet. | |
| I gotta tell ya. Oh, I got to the mainland! | |
| I gotta get all the weapons, Dad! | |
| Wait, the main what? The mainland. | |
| This is the big main area. Please stop building blocks in your house. | |
| So what you do, Dad? Go into sneak. | |
| Oh, or do that. Okay, sounds good. | |
| Okay, that's creepy. Oh, and is it blue because I'm blue? | |
| Yeah. Equip your armor! | |
| Wait, wait, I need the hook button. Eclip your armor, for goodness sake. | |
| Oh, uh, yeah. Okay, hang on. | |
| Uh, one leather cap. | |
| And then... Did you tell me to equip my armor so that I would then be... | |
| You were supposed to do it! Hang on. Did you tell me to equip my armor so that I would be vulnerable to sneak attacks? | |
| No! I didn't. | |
| No, what happened was is I told you to equip your... | |
| Look, the screen is still tilted in sadness. | |
| Dad! Dad! The reason you get armor is so that you can equip it, not just hold it. | |
| No, the reason you get armor is so that your child can say, Oh, put the armor on so I can shoot an arrow up your nose! | |
| Yeah! Respawn. | |
| You're rude. Okay. Alright, I'm going into the house, and I'm going to take it out on the kitty. | |
| Blue team, blue team, blue team. | |
| Only clicker on the kitty. Now do I keep? | |
| Oh good, okay. Too bad I said so. | |
| Hang on. Just put the rest of your items on. | |
| No, Dad, you have to put the rest of your items on. | |
| Oh, that's right. I've got these, right? | |
| Now they're boots. Leather tunic. | |
| Just to make you look cool. | |
| And I'm not getting all the items. | |
| That's if I need those things to look cool. | |
| Yeah, you do. Wait, let me just keep working on things here. | |
| I hit you! Oh, I'm one pixel to the wrong side. | |
| Oh, wait! Ah! | |
| Run away! Run away! | |
| Bravely run away! Hey! | |
| Can you throw me some arrows? Arrows. | |
| Alright, hang on. | |
| Maybe I can figure something else out here. | |
| Throw my snowballs. | |
| You have to build up. No, Dad, you have to build up. | |
| Don't break it! Why? | |
| Build up. Just build up, please. | |
| Okay, don't shoot me for like 30 seconds. | |
| Let's pretend that it's like Christmas peace in World War I or something. | |
| All right. All right. | |
| So hang on a sec here. | |
| What the? Hey! You didn't. | |
| You finished. You got to mainland. | |
| Izzy, I was hoping I'm sneaking up and attacking you. | |
| I know. You have to go into sneak for your name to disappear. | |
| Now, if my name had disappeared, would that mean you wouldn't have attacked me? | |
| No. Look at the horrible things you've done to- I'm just going to do something- You've done to world philosophy! | |
| Wait, I'm going to go into settings and I'm just going to put on hide name. | |
| Huh? Hide name. | |
| Alright. Oops. Ouch. | |
| Something bad just happened. Dad, can you go into your settings really fast? | |
| Maybe. Please. Go into your settings. | |
| Now go into down, down, down. | |
| No, no, scroll down. Keep going. | |
| Video. Click video. Now, go down, go down. | |
| Go down. No, just keep going down. | |
| I'll keep going down. In-game player names, click it. | |
| Okay, great. Leave it like that. | |
| We can't see each other's names now. | |
| It just makes it easier. I'm invisible. | |
| You're not. Oh, there we go. | |
| So you'll give me a chance to get sorted out here, right? | |
| Before you start attacking me viciously. | |
| Okay, I'm going to take the stuff from the mainland now. | |
| Look how much stuff there is in here! | |
| Wait, I'm coming back up! | |
| Look, look! Quick respawn already! | |
| I'm going to take all your stuff. You're going to what? | |
| Look, look, look. There's stuff in the mainland, Ed. | |
| Better armor and everything. You keep saying mainland like I have some clue what that means. | |
| Yeah, well, too bad. Alright, here we go. | |
| Because too badness. Oh, I'm going to die now. | |
| He's going to kill me. I'm totally sure of it. | |
| Oh, I died! You have gone the color of ketchup and all is well in the land. | |
| You're a color of ketchup. | |
| How did I live? I have not seen that much sun. | |
| Okay, this is glitching. | |
| I lived. You lived? | |
| I lived. Oh, so what you're saying is that the Minecraft world that you designed is advantageous to you. | |
| I died last time. | |
| So it's randomly advantageous to you. | |
| Dad, find the barrels. There are barrels here. | |
| Can I just hack at the flowers for a while? | |
| No, don't kill the flowers. | |
| Support flowers. That's a barrel. | |
| What? Where? That's a barrel. | |
| Where? People are going to give you the rudest comments. | |
| Well, it wouldn't be the first time I've seen rude comments on my show. | |
| All right. True. Where is the barrel? | |
| Oh, I found the barrel! Yay! | |
| A poison arrow? | |
| Ooh, I better be careful handling that. | |
| Okay. Arrow of poison. | |
| Wait, what's the difference between... | |
| Oh, they're both arrow of poison. | |
| Okay, so I can combine these. Okay, now you're just going to come up and kill me, right? | |
| Okay. Wait! | |
| Don't do it! Ah! Run! | |
| Wait, I refuse to refuse to... | |
| Oh. I was going to say, if I don't resume the game, do I live? | |
| No. Oh. | |
| Just vicious. I'm going to take the armor, thank you. | |
| Is there... No! | |
| Is there any kindness in this game? | |
| Absolutely. No, Dad. Any consideration for your... | |
| No, Dad! We kill each other! | |
| Get over it! I will do my best to get over it! | |
| I died! Oh, where's your stuff now? | |
| Kill the trees! Kill everything in the way of me and the fun stuff! | |
| Poor trees! Alright, hang on. | |
| Two iron chestplate. | |
| Wait, why can't I put my iron chestplate on? | |
| Oh, no! Don't! | |
| Don't! Oh! I can never, ever go into the menu. | |
| That is... Glitchiness? | |
| No, it's not glitchy. | |
| It's just... It's owie. | |
| All right. I'm going somewhere else. | |
| Somewhere. You least expect it. | |
| Yeah, have fun. You're not allowed to look at my screen. | |
| Have fun. I'm looking at your screen. | |
| You're on top of your tree. | |
| Wait. Oh, I'm sneaking through. | |
| I'm like a bonobo here. | |
| You're a bonobo. I'm like a bonobo. | |
| Bonabo. Oh no! | |
| Oh, did I knock you off? | |
| Oh no, but I'm getting poisoned! | |
| Oh, super better. | |
| OK, hang on. | |
| Run, run, run, run, run, run. Pause for a little bit of smoke. | |
| Action. Alright, there we go. | |
| I used an arrow of harming on you, I think. | |
| Yeah, oh no, arrow of strength. | |
| Oh god, I used you. | |
| I gave you the wrong arrow! | |
| I gave you an arrow of strength! | |
| No! Dad, look at my health. | |
| Look at my health, Dad. Hang on. | |
| Just go into your menu system for a sec. | |
| No, thank you. No, it would be very important for me. | |
| No! Very, very important. | |
| Wait, hang on. I feel like I need to die. | |
| Did you die? No. | |
| I sounded so happy to because I hope you do. | |
| Only in Minecraft, not in real life. | |
| I hope my lovely father survives. | |
| Life is mortality. It's going to happen sooner or later, right? | |
| Yeah, true. I believe you can fly! | |
| I'm sure of it, too. Fell from a high place. | |
| All right. Ooh. Stinky arrows. | |
| They're font arrows. Is that right? You're a fart. | |
| All right. Get off of my face! | |
| Sorry. I can't believe how Mom gets stressed when we play together. | |
| Alright. Oh! | |
| Dad, you should really find out how to get a better sword. | |
| What am I basically going with a dandelion here? | |
| Yeah, basically. Alright. | |
| No, a dandelion... Now, you programmed these switches, right? | |
| What switches? Yeah, I did. | |
| Oh, good for you. It's actually really easy. | |
| Alright, hopefully there's poison there. | |
| I died. | |
| Oh, did I kill you? Yeah. | |
| Okay, stone sword. | |
| Is that good? Actually, that's a good name for a band. | |
| Yeah. So far, so good. | |
| Don't fly. Off you go. | |
| Enjoy. I wish I killed you. | |
| You wish you what? I hoped I killed you. | |
| This is all about the peaceful parenting, right? | |
| Absolutely. Get it all out of the game. | |
| All right. Now, there's another... | |
| Okay, can we just... Hang on. | |
| Can you just... Okay, there we go. Ah! | |
| Did it sound like I... I didn't actually say, can we have a truce, did I? No. | |
| Because that would be cheating. All right. | |
| Dad, what do you not do all the time? | |
| No, he's sorry. What do I do? I am a bit of a cheat. | |
| But it's obvious cheating. | |
| Well, that's why he loves the game cheat. | |
| The card game. The card game cheat is great. | |
| And what do I do? What's my talent? | |
| Dad, you're not allowed to go to other bases! | |
| Are you kidding me? You told me to come to another base. | |
| Oh, that rule seems to be... | |
| Oh, look at that! | |
| I can fly! Wait, what happened to mine? | |
| What's the... What the... | |
| Oh, die! Die, die, die! Oh, there it is. | |
| Okay, hang on. I have to do this too! | |
| I live! I live! | |
| Is there any fuss? Wait, can I pick up a train here or a hovercraft? | |
| Oh, actually, I should do that next round. | |
| If I ever want to make one, I should have a train from each setting. | |
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Check Your Chest
00:09:27
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| What I want is the entire ground here. | |
| Dad, start jumping. You go a lot faster if you jump. | |
| No, not in real! | |
| Sorry, sorry. Very lame. | |
| Hey, don't click my ear. It's too vivid. | |
| Dad just jumps! It's too vivid. | |
| All right. Does it really go faster when you jump? | |
| Yeah, you do. Just keep jumping. | |
| Keep clicking that button. | |
| You know, when I was young, about your age, I could run so fast, I got younger. | |
| Yeah, true. Yeah, it's not true. | |
| Otherwise, you'd be young. Oh, yeah. | |
| That's a burn. All right. | |
| Did you hear that burn? | |
| Because burn. All right. | |
| I'm going to throw stuff at you. | |
| Did you go to... | |
| Okay. | |
| All right, I have... | |
| Okay, quit making stuff around your base. | |
| It's annoying. Oh, right. | |
| Now, I'm a little stuck here, right? | |
| I've got no arrows. Hi, hi, hi. | |
| Can I throw my bow at you? No, I have no arrows, and I have... | |
| Wait, hang on. Is there anything in here? | |
| Oh, unfortunately, gosh, there really isn't anything in here. | |
| How tragic. Maybe you ran out. | |
| Dad! Yeah? You're in purple base, right? | |
| Yeah. I don't know. | |
| These physics are catastrophic. | |
| What? What is wrong with the faces? | |
| Dad, maybe you should have stopped, like, not building the entire wall around one side of your base. | |
| Get off of purple base. | |
| I really enjoy how I'm wasting my arrows trying to figure out the physics of this thing. | |
| Ooh, did I get you? No. | |
| Oh, come on. What base are you on? | |
| Uh, you know me. | |
| Because I'm all about this. | |
| Dad, stop! Yeah, sorry. | |
| You mean stop singing or just stop being confusing? | |
| No! Just stop everything! Stop my heart? | |
| Yeah, please. That would be helpful. | |
| Oh, the viciousness. | |
| You're viciousness-less. | |
| Excellent. Excellent English skills. | |
| Yeah. How did you get to that bass, Dad? | |
| Oh, it's a mystery. | |
| You built this whole thing. Shouldn't you know? | |
| Shouldn't you know? Maybe I should. | |
| But I don't. What? | |
| Oh! Ketchup man! | |
| Ketchup man! You're a ketchup man! | |
| Did you die? Yeah. Oh. | |
| I'll catch you. Sorry. | |
| And this, is this fire? | |
| What is it for? Oh, no, what is it for? | |
| It's a campfire. I know it's a campfire. | |
| Oh, really, Dad? You're going to catch me? | |
| Did you say that? | |
| I think I accidentally respawned. | |
| All right. All right, hang on. | |
| Check your chest. Still manly, still vaguely hairy, and extraordinarily well muscled. | |
| Oh, yeah, sure. All right. | |
| Dad, what? Stop going to your base. | |
| You're not on your base. I know you're on... | |
| So, wait. What you're saying is that in this game, I should go exactly where you know I'm going to go. | |
| Dad, you... And that would be a very wise... | |
| That is part of the rule. | |
| Dad, please. Well, hey, wait. | |
| How do I know which is my base? It's blue base. | |
| It has the blue color. | |
| Did you not see anything? | |
| Izzy, there's lots of blue on this base. | |
| Oh. Okay, I'll go to another base. | |
| No, you're going to blue base right now. | |
| Wait, I need to just have a quick look in here. | |
| Ooh, eggs. Oh, we've got eggs and we've got... | |
| Snowballs. No, we've got eggs and we've got a campfire. | |
| What the... Hey, how come you got me in two hits? | |
| Because I have a diamond sword and you have crappy armor. | |
| So you gave me... No, stop Team Green! | |
| Huh? Don't go to Team Green, Dad. | |
| - Hey dad, you're team blue. - Sorry, I panicked. | |
| All right, I need better shoes. | |
| And let's do that. | |
| I mean, I know I'm going to die now anyway, but I can't put on the pants. | |
| Wait, isn't there a picture of my, like an outline of me where I put things on or something like that? | |
| No. Yeah, there is, but too bad for you. | |
| You're not finding it. Very helpful. | |
| You did take off your helmet, though. | |
| Well, I think I A, took off my helmet, and B, fell head down. | |
| All right. Just so I get slightly less whining, I've decided to go to my own base, or a base of some kind. | |
| Yeah, whatever that means. Oh, that was extraordinarily bad physics. | |
| What was? Oh, just my... | |
| Wow, you can take a lot of arrows. | |
| You're like a pincushion. Yeah, because I have diamond armor on, which maybe you should start even thinking of getting our... | |
| Okay, so I have a question. | |
| Where's my diamond armor? | |
| You didn't get it first, even though I gave you like two minutes on the mainland to try. | |
| But you didn't even get close. | |
| Don't worry. I found some leather boots that are dyed. | |
| And they will help me. Dad, no, please stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. | |
| What? Right now, put the arrows back. | |
| I have the whole base set up, although you are not. | |
| I can't put them all back. Yeah, okay. | |
| I'll just get some. No. | |
| All right, here we go. It's a lot of work to reset all the bases. | |
| Well, the important thing is it's not my work. | |
| Do you like it when you have a lot of shows to put out? | |
| I love my audience. | |
| I love my shows. Yes, but you don't... | |
| I have the best job in the world. Yes, you do. | |
| But you still don't like it when you have two gazillion shows that you have to put out because you don't like all the glitchy. | |
| Alright, so this game is becoming a little bit less fair at the moment, and I'm just wondering how we can make it more fair. | |
| Maybe you should try and get some iron armor like I suggested. | |
| And where's that? In the chests on the mainland. | |
| Oh, sorry, I should say barrels. | |
| And Dad, what the heck happened to your armor? | |
| You don't have any. I have such skills, I feel armor is beneath me. | |
| Well, then how come you just died three times in a row? | |
| That is a fine question, and I wish I had a good answer for you, but I'm afraid I don't. | |
| Dad, check your chest. Just check the chest. | |
| I'm going to shoot you as I went down. | |
| Check your chest. Check my chest? | |
| Yes. And go to blue base. | |
| Go to blue base. And I assume this is some sort of hideous trap. | |
| Iron sword. Well, that's helpful, right? | |
| But it's... No, don't. | |
| What the? You were very close. | |
| Hey! Really? | |
| Really? Yeah! | |
| That is the plan. Yeah! Now, I lost all my cool stuff there, didn't I? No, you didn't. | |
| No? No. And Dad put the green armor back on green base. | |
| Uh-huh. Oh, is it really color-coded? | |
| Yes. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, do you not see how it is? | |
| Let me get to green base first, all right? | |
| It's this way, right? Attack! | |
| Attack! Get your armor! | |
| What? Get armor! | |
| How about I get a compassionate child instead? | |
| Would that be alright? That'd suck. | |
| Yeah, fair enough. Alright. | |
| Alright. Iron sword's better than stone sword. | |
| Alright. You know, there's all these random blue blocks over there. | |
| Dad, will you please start going to your own base? | |
| Alright. There are all of these blue blocks everywhere. | |
| I find it quite confusing. Maybe because you placed them! | |
| That is true. That is very true. | |
| Alright. Are you going to give me 13 seconds? | |
| 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, yeah maybe because you took too much. | |
| 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14. | |
| So basically you take no damage because you're wrapped in diamonds, right? | |
| You're wrapped in diamonds. I'm actually not, otherwise the game might be slightly more fair. | |
| Oh, this was good. I'm getting one pixel over. | |
| What did you throw at me? Are you throwing snowballs at me? | |
| No, I'm throwing arrows at you, Dad. | |
| Snowballs don't do any damage. | |
| Alright. Uh-oh. | |
| Alright, time to hide. Oh, either I'm gassy or you did something nasty to me. | |
| Oh, is it really? | |
| So basically, it's just like me playing normally. | |
| Oh! True. | |
| Oh, that's painful. | |
| I mean, it's not physically painful, of course, because it's only a video game, but emotionally, I have like decades of experience with you on video games, and I'm still getting eaten alive. | |
| No, have an egg! Good lord. | |
| Okay, so you need to tell me where to get this armor from. | |
| The barrel's on the mainland! | |
| And don't click my base! | |
| Don't what? Dad, you have to click blue! | |
| I'm too busy getting pointless to kill because I don't have any armor. | |
| And I lost my way out of it. Keep on! | |
| Alright, I'm going to the place with the blue blocks. | |
| Isn't that literally every island right now? | |
| I believe the blue blocks have been mysteriously multiplying. | |
| See, I got no. Don't shoot me. | |
| Sorry, did you hear the first part of that sentence? | |
| No, I didn't shoot you. I hit you with a sword. | |
| Yeah. Distinction without a difference. | |
| Dad, just go check out your chest. | |
| Oh my god, I'm helping you! | |
| You're what? I'm helping you. | |
| You actually seem to be keeping killing me. | |
| Maybe that's because you initiated it! | |
| You were never allowed to be a doctor. | |
| Yeah, being a doctor would be fun! | |
| Oh, that's excellent. Alright, I think you just lost all your patience ahead of time. | |
| Alright, so there's no armor here. | |
| Is there another... Dad, okay, listen. | |
| I took all the good armor. | |
| Stop, stop, stop right now. | |
| Go to your base, go to base blue, or I'm shooting you with an arrow. | |
| Get! Well, you can shoot me with an arrow either way, right? | |
| Okay, so blue base. No, not that one! | |
| Dad, Dad! Where, where? | |
| That one right there. Right there. | |
| No, not there! Come back, come back! | |
| Alright, I'm coming back. Right here. | |
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Pointy End, Pointless Kill
00:08:06
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| Follow me. Yes, because I had to build it because... | |
| Oh, so it's fine for you to color your blocks. | |
| Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, hey, look, I found some leggings. | |
| Maybe that's because I helped you! | |
| You did help me. Thank you. | |
| I appreciate that. All right. I think we'll get rid of the eggs because I don't feel that they're essential. | |
| No, just throw them at them. | |
| Throw them at you. All right, hang on. | |
| I've got to figure out... Oh, I figured I had to put these on. | |
| I figured I had to put these on. I figured I had to put these on. | |
| Get your helmet on! | |
| Dad, boots are useless. Dad, get... | |
| Oh my gosh. Okay, I'm going to have to do so much work to reset this whole thing. | |
| What do you mean, reset? I have to get the whole thing set up. | |
| Oh, it doesn't save it and then you just go back to the... | |
| No, I have to change the whole thing. | |
| Really? Yeah, you got... | |
| That seems like a lot of work. I want to keep the bases set up so that we can do both different bases. | |
| Did you fall? Yes. Wait, did I get a kill? | |
| That's 4,000 for me. We put your camera on the other side so that you can read the stuff that's said there. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. | |
| Okay. I wish I had a more evil skin because right now I'm really feeling like it. | |
| Wait, now hang on. Did you keep your... | |
| Yeah, everybody keeps their stuff. | |
| Oh, is that right? I put keep inventory on. | |
| Alright, so I'm running away, and I can't be dealt with. | |
| Yes, you can. But now you have all of this crazy stuff. | |
| Ah, it missed me! | |
| You're so hot! It's the end! | |
| Alright, now you know what? | |
| Actually, it's quite peaceful here. | |
| You know, like right here, with the slowly- Would you like me to join you down there? | |
| Um, you gonna jump down? | |
| Oh, I can, and I can live too. | |
| Do you have that cape thing? | |
| What cape thing? No, I don't have turtle flying thing, whatever it's called. | |
| Feather falling. Oh, yeah. | |
| By the way, you shot me with the strength arrow. | |
| I did that just to confuse everybody. | |
| A strength arrow? | |
| Yeah. I did the red arrows. | |
| They look like arrows of harmony, but I actually put them as arrows of strength. | |
| Oh, we're both falling to our... | |
| I lived! | |
| I lived! Oh, that seems fair. | |
| All right. Well, where are you here? | |
| You've got to be around here somewhere. No, wait, wait, wait for me! | |
| You've got to be around here somewhere. | |
| Not that! Like that! Hide and go seek of doom. | |
| You're a hide and go seeker, Angela. | |
| Kill the cat! No! Don't kill the cat! | |
| I'm not going to kill the cat, boo. | |
| What kind of monster do you think I'm not? | |
| Alright. Here you are! | |
| Friendy! I come to jump and hug and hug and ahhh! | |
| And ahhh! From above! | |
| Death from above! Wait. | |
| You're the wrong way. | |
| Oh, I'm going to spit. Respawn. | |
| Respawn. You're going to have to run out of health at some point. | |
| I don't care if it takes a hundred years. | |
| Am I going to? Wait. | |
| No, I'm going to quit! Run! | |
| Run! What are you running to? | |
| There's nothing out there! | |
| Turn and fight! I'm scared! | |
| Turn and fight like an 8 pixel monster that you are. | |
| I'm jumping low! I died. | |
| Oh, armor, armor, armor! | |
| Is it underground? I'm going to dig until I find this armor. | |
| I'm fine. Okay, I'm not going to do that. | |
| No, wait, running away, running away. | |
| Extreme runningness. You can't run, dig any farther, Dad. | |
| And is there anything down there? | |
| It's called bedrock. Yeah, I'll go into creative and break it so you can jump through. | |
| No, that's fine. Please. Alright, I've gone elsewhere. | |
| You cannot come to my base. | |
| That is forbidden. Why not? | |
| According to the rules of the queen of the... | |
| something. Alright, I'm hiding here. | |
| No one can see me. Death, you giant lump of iron. | |
| Oh, sorry. I'm just going to... | |
| No! Didn't we both die? | |
| I like how we kind of shut down there together. | |
| That was fun. Alright. | |
| We've got no subtlety anymore. | |
| Now it's just pixel slash for no purpose. | |
| Alright, that's it. | |
| Snowball time. Are you kidding me? | |
| Yeah. Does it do anything? | |
| No, it's supposed to hit you off platforms. | |
| Really? Oh, I should have been using that all this time. | |
| I know! I just have to stay away from your pointy end. | |
| It's like dealing with a viper. | |
| Okay, now it's about running away. | |
| Pointy end. Point the other end. | |
| Point the pointy end the other way. | |
| All right. You know, I've got to tell you, you know what I would have to say about your character? | |
| Is the posture is, you know, very leaned over, which is, you know, kind of catastrophic. | |
| Oh, wait. Hang on, hang on. | |
| I'm farting! I'm protected. | |
| Did you really fall for that? | |
| No. Oh, I can smell it from here. | |
| No, I'm just kidding. All right. Can I throw blocks at you? | |
| Yeah. All right. | |
| A good pointy end is away, and I'm sure it's going to stay that way. | |
| Are you looking at my screen? I can't look at your screen. | |
| It's too far away. All right. | |
| Did I win? | |
| Did I win? No. Wait, can I dance in your grave? | |
| Okay, here we go. You're kind. | |
| All right, let's do one more death, one more kill. | |
| What do you think? Fine. The blocks where everything went perfectly. | |
| Oh, did you just go in? I think I saw the door open. | |
| No, I didn't actually. By the way, this may not be the best going to sleep podcast that I've ever done with the random screaming. | |
| The high-pitched screaming, some of which comes from my daughter. | |
| All right, I'm doing a weave. | |
| I'm weaving. You can't hit me. | |
| I'm bobbing and weaving. Oh, look at that. | |
| Oh, missed, missed, missed, missed. | |
| Pointy at... | |
| Ow! | |
| Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. | |
| Oh, crap, I just gave you a... | |
| Oh, yes. No, perfect. It's all in there. | |
| Wait. Oh, that's it. | |
| Cat's going to get it. Wait, that's it. | |
| Come here. Come here. | |
| Oh, did you warp? | |
| Yeah. Oh, quick question. | |
| Which one did you go to? I think I did. | |
| There we go! Oh, I believe you should fly. | |
| That's very... Oh, did you survive? | |
| Yeah. Oh, that's no good. | |
| That's bad. I think I made the armor too strong. | |
| You know, I got to tell you, I don't think diamond armor would be easy to shape or live with. | |
| Yeah, I don't either. Dad, jump off. | |
| We might spawn together. No, I'm going to go and get all of the weapons, right? | |
| I need some arrows and stuff. Eggs? | |
| What is that? Potatoes? No! | |
| Okay, there's nothing here. Nothing here! | |
| All right. | |
| One more kill. One more kill. | |
| You said that like five kills ago. | |
| All right. I mean, one more... | |
| No, one more core element of homeschooling. | |
| All right, here we go. What? What's homeschooling, Nikki? | |
| Are you kidding? All right. | |
| Now, what happens if you get it with the arrow of flowness? | |
| All right. Oh, okay. | |
| Did you fall? You died? No, I didn't. | |
| I lived! What? How is this fall? | |
| I lied. I didn't live at all. | |
| You what? I didn't live at all. | |
| Oh, did you lie to your father? | |
| Yes, I did. Why wouldn't I? Oh, oh, oh, that's it. | |
| Punishment for lying. | |
| You fell from a high place. | |
| All right, all right, so let's stop. | |
| So that's cool. So do you want to tell anyone... | |
| Do you want to tell anyone... | |
| I'm tickling his belly. | |
| It's tough to find. Now, did... | |
| Hang on, hang on. Is there anything you wanted to tell people about what we've been doing and how to do it? | |
| No. I can actually show you the command block, I think. | |
| Well, it'll be on this screen. | |
| Should I come down? Uh, yeah, sure. | |
| But there's only one way to do it. Oh, I can't do it. | |
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Hold Up the Camera
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| I have to go to creative to actually show it. | |
| Okay, never mind, never mind. No, no, no! Come, come, come! | |
| Just die! I believe I can fly! | |
| Okay, respawn. That was not my singing voice. | |
| Seriously. No, she's got a good singing voice. | |
| No, I don't. I suck at singing. | |
| Alright, here we go. No, don't kill me! | |
| Anyways, you can't, Dad. Keep shaking. | |
| Hit me, hit me, hit me, Dad. | |
| Hit me. What? | |
| I'm a creative. Oh, yeah. | |
| It's basically the same as before when you had your armor. | |
| So, look. Okay, you want me to hold this up? | |
| Can I show the camera? Yeah. Okay, so we can hold this up to the camera. | |
| And do you want to explain to people what it is you've been doing? | |
| Okay, do you want... Basically, just click slash teleport. | |
| That top one? Whatever coordinates you want. | |
| Oh, so they do coordinates. And then also, like, it says the stuff there, so. | |
| All right. I mean, I had to search it up a bit, but I generally got the idea, so. | |
| Because you used to do the stuff with Redstone, too, right? | |
| Redstone is disgusting, maybe. | |
| All right. Good to know. Well, thanks, everyone. | |
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| Yeah. Oh, yeah, you're right. Wait, wait, wait. | |
| I'm going to give everybody your dance. | |
| Yeah, you do it. You do it. I blew up the mic. | |
| Alright, you're not being bombed. | |
| It's just... Hey, hey, hey! | |
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