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Oct. 24, 2019 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
33:41
EPIC Dad/Daughter Minecraft Battle - RIP Headphone Users!!!
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All right. The Stefan and Isabella Minecraft spectacular is continuing.
Yeah. The pixelated daddy humiliation metric rolls forward as it should.
Absolutely. All right. So just on the bottom here, for those who don't know, there's hearts and there's chicken.
And that means that I'm thinking about food and Isabella is thinking of love.
There we go. We're killing each other this round, by the way.
We what? We have to fight each other to the death.
We're fighting each other? Yeah.
So, how is this different from our everyday existence?
Yeah, not too bad. And by the way, you are not...
We engage in mock verbal battles.
Do not hurt the kitty inside.
Alright, hang on. Okay, so let me just have a quick look around here.
Nope, don't go that way. Go through the door.
Ignore the door. There's stuff in the air!
Yes, just go. Okay, so I don't really know what you've been doing, other than it's going to result in me not looking particularly intelligent.
Probably. So explain to me, are these tripwires?
Do I have to go around them? Nope, just go into the door.
They're supposed to look like stones.
Oh. Oh, we got teams here.
No, we're not teaming.
Team green, team blue, team purple, team pink.
I call purple. Only because it matches my skin.
I call purple. You know, whatever you want.
This is a sort of staple in our household.
Now, pull the lever for whatever...
Excuse me, I'm rambling.
Fine, okay. A staple in the household.
When you choose something, what do I immediately want?
Desperately, more than anything else.
That exact same thing. I said, I'm going to have the coffee crisp.
And you said, I want the coffee crisp.
And I thought your favorite was Snickers.
I don't really like coffee crisp, but...
I know, but you just feel like you have to have it.
It's, um, the grass is greener.
Like, whatever you have is something that I must desperately have.
No, no, no. Don't choose purple.
So, Dad, pull the lever for whatever...
But why? What am I doing with the lever?
Just pull it. Say team blue.
For which one? Team blue.
Whatever we want. No, not purple!
Okay, team blue. Click it.
Right click? Yeah. I don't know what click it is.
Done. So...
Ooh, I'm up in this floaty sky thing.
Yeah. Something's on fire.
Because... Now get your items!
Wait, I'm not trying to blow it out. I'm just trying to fan the flames as I usually do.
Dad, get your items. Check the barrel.
No, no, no. Check the barrel?
The barrel is right there. No, the brown thing.
Oh, that's a barrel? Yeah, that's a barrel.
It's not round. I said the brown thing!
Not a barrel. Oops.
No, you said the wrong thing.
Teleport. Wait.
No! Hang, wait, wait, wait.
No, stop, stop! Make daddy win!
Oh. You're not allowed.
I made you not allowed to chat.
All right. Okay, so I've got a leather cap.
I've got leather pants. This is just a regular day for me.
No, equip everything. So what you have to do is you have to put it here.
Oh, yeah, right, right. Thank you. Now, equip everything.
All right. Can I equip high-resolution doll?
No. Snowball?
Wait, is that snowballs? You shoot each other with snowballs.
You can throw snowballs.
Oh, I've got a bow. I love those things.
Great. All right. Light blue...
Really? With throwing concrete at each other?
No! You built to the main blue area.
I what? Built to the main blue area.
And Dad, put everything on your bar there.
There? Yes. And now I have to equip it, right?
And put the concrete on the bar too.
Ah. Oh, that's a good coincidence.
There's like nine here and nine there?
I know. I did that on purpose. Oh.
Although, you have to get rid of all your urban needs.
Okay, I'm going to the main... I'm going to still try and blow up the fire here.
Why should Minecraft be any different than my Twitter account where I'm constantly trying to fan the flames?
Alright. Actually, I don't really try to fan the flames.
The flames just get fanned whether I like it or not.
Don't break anything! Please, please, please!
I'm not. I'm climbing the tree.
Don't climb the tree, Dad. You have to go to the mainland.
Oh, I feel dizzy. This is called Sky Wars!
It's called Sky Wars? Yeah, I copied that name from a server.
Hang on. Can I shoot an arrow at the cloud then?
Yeah, have fun, but don't waste your arrows.
You only get 20. Oh, I forgot about the huge thing I made down in the middle.
No! Did I hit you?
No, but I got your arrow.
I need you to hold still. Okay.
Wait, can I shoot that far?
Oh! Oh, this is looking good.
No, stay still. No, you're still moving.
Oh! Okay, this is great.
I like this game so far.
It's an arrowing experience.
Oh, dad joke. Bad one, too.
That is dad joke by definition.
Yeah, technically all dad jokes are bad.
Ow! So far so good.
I can't die! I can't die.
You know, it sort of reminds me of when we went to go and play laser tag.
By the way. So when we went to go and play laser tag, I must say that it did feel a bit creepy hunting my child in the dark with a gun.
It was fun! It felt very symmetry-ish.
Alright, so where am I? Do I have to stay on my own?
Oh, something just flew past me by accident.
Ow!
Oh, I've got no place to hide here.
Yeah, too bad for you. Build a block.
I bit you! I fell.
Why don't you use your cape?
I'm just showing you. Look, look, look, stop.
When you fall, you just go back to the house.
You spawn at the house again and just click your team.
Oh, so you just respawn, right? Yeah, you just respawn.
With all your items, too. Okay.
All right. Oh, you threw snowballs at me?
Yeah. I must say that this global warming is very, very powerful in this game.
I got rid of all my snowballs because I didn't feel like them.
All right. Hang on. If I do- I stole your arrows.
I want to build lower.
I forgot about that. You can't.
Why? Stop, stop, stop.
Because there's carpet. Carpet?
Yeah, I built carpet there.
That's not grass. Oh, there's carpet?
Yeah. Man, that's an ugly carpet.
I gotta tell ya. Oh, I got to the mainland!
I gotta get all the weapons, Dad!
Wait, the main what? The mainland.
This is the big main area. Please stop building blocks in your house.
So what you do, Dad? Go into sneak.
Oh, or do that. Okay, sounds good.
Okay, that's creepy. Oh, and is it blue because I'm blue?
Yeah. Equip your armor!
Wait, wait, I need the hook button. Eclip your armor, for goodness sake.
Oh, uh, yeah. Okay, hang on.
Uh, one leather cap.
And then... Did you tell me to equip my armor so that I would then be...
You were supposed to do it! Hang on. Did you tell me to equip my armor so that I would be vulnerable to sneak attacks?
No! I didn't.
No, what happened was is I told you to equip your...
Look, the screen is still tilted in sadness.
Dad! Dad! The reason you get armor is so that you can equip it, not just hold it.
No, the reason you get armor is so that your child can say, Oh, put the armor on so I can shoot an arrow up your nose!
Yeah! Respawn.
You're rude. Okay. Alright, I'm going into the house, and I'm going to take it out on the kitty.
Blue team, blue team, blue team.
Only clicker on the kitty. Now do I keep?
Oh good, okay. Too bad I said so.
Hang on. Just put the rest of your items on.
No, Dad, you have to put the rest of your items on.
Oh, that's right. I've got these, right?
Now they're boots. Leather tunic.
Just to make you look cool.
And I'm not getting all the items.
That's if I need those things to look cool.
Yeah, you do. Wait, let me just keep working on things here.
I hit you! Oh, I'm one pixel to the wrong side.
Oh, wait! Ah!
Run away! Run away!
Bravely run away! Hey!
Can you throw me some arrows? Arrows.
Alright, hang on.
Maybe I can figure something else out here.
Throw my snowballs.
You have to build up. No, Dad, you have to build up.
Don't break it! Why?
Build up. Just build up, please.
Okay, don't shoot me for like 30 seconds.
Let's pretend that it's like Christmas peace in World War I or something.
All right. All right.
So hang on a sec here.
What the? Hey! You didn't.
You finished. You got to mainland.
Izzy, I was hoping I'm sneaking up and attacking you.
I know. You have to go into sneak for your name to disappear.
Now, if my name had disappeared, would that mean you wouldn't have attacked me?
No. Look at the horrible things you've done to- I'm just going to do something- You've done to world philosophy!
Wait, I'm going to go into settings and I'm just going to put on hide name.
Huh? Hide name.
Alright. Oops. Ouch.
Something bad just happened. Dad, can you go into your settings really fast?
Maybe. Please. Go into your settings.
Now go into down, down, down.
No, no, scroll down. Keep going.
Video. Click video. Now, go down, go down.
Go down. No, just keep going down.
I'll keep going down. In-game player names, click it.
Okay, great. Leave it like that.
We can't see each other's names now.
It just makes it easier. I'm invisible.
You're not. Oh, there we go.
So you'll give me a chance to get sorted out here, right?
Before you start attacking me viciously.
Okay, I'm going to take the stuff from the mainland now.
Look how much stuff there is in here!
Wait, I'm coming back up!
Look, look! Quick respawn already!
I'm going to take all your stuff. You're going to what?
Look, look, look. There's stuff in the mainland, Ed.
Better armor and everything. You keep saying mainland like I have some clue what that means.
Yeah, well, too bad. Alright, here we go.
Because too badness. Oh, I'm going to die now.
He's going to kill me. I'm totally sure of it.
Oh, I died! You have gone the color of ketchup and all is well in the land.
You're a color of ketchup.
How did I live? I have not seen that much sun.
Okay, this is glitching.
I lived. You lived?
I lived. Oh, so what you're saying is that the Minecraft world that you designed is advantageous to you.
I died last time.
So it's randomly advantageous to you.
Dad, find the barrels. There are barrels here.
Can I just hack at the flowers for a while?
No, don't kill the flowers.
Support flowers. That's a barrel.
What? Where? That's a barrel.
Where? People are going to give you the rudest comments.
Well, it wouldn't be the first time I've seen rude comments on my show.
All right. True. Where is the barrel?
Oh, I found the barrel! Yay!
A poison arrow?
Ooh, I better be careful handling that.
Okay. Arrow of poison.
Wait, what's the difference between...
Oh, they're both arrow of poison.
Okay, so I can combine these. Okay, now you're just going to come up and kill me, right?
Okay. Wait!
Don't do it! Ah! Run!
Wait, I refuse to refuse to...
Oh. I was going to say, if I don't resume the game, do I live?
No. Oh.
Just vicious. I'm going to take the armor, thank you.
Is there... No!
Is there any kindness in this game?
Absolutely. No, Dad. Any consideration for your...
No, Dad! We kill each other!
Get over it! I will do my best to get over it!
I died! Oh, where's your stuff now?
Kill the trees! Kill everything in the way of me and the fun stuff!
Poor trees! Alright, hang on.
Two iron chestplate.
Wait, why can't I put my iron chestplate on?
Oh, no! Don't!
Don't! Oh! I can never, ever go into the menu.
That is... Glitchiness?
No, it's not glitchy.
It's just... It's owie.
All right. I'm going somewhere else.
Somewhere. You least expect it.
Yeah, have fun. You're not allowed to look at my screen.
Have fun. I'm looking at your screen.
You're on top of your tree.
Wait. Oh, I'm sneaking through.
I'm like a bonobo here.
You're a bonobo. I'm like a bonobo.
Bonabo. Oh no!
Oh, did I knock you off?
Oh no, but I'm getting poisoned!
Oh, super better.
OK, hang on.
Run, run, run, run, run, run. Pause for a little bit of smoke.
Action. Alright, there we go.
I used an arrow of harming on you, I think.
Yeah, oh no, arrow of strength.
Oh god, I used you.
I gave you the wrong arrow!
I gave you an arrow of strength!
No! Dad, look at my health.
Look at my health, Dad. Hang on.
Just go into your menu system for a sec.
No, thank you. No, it would be very important for me.
No! Very, very important.
Wait, hang on. I feel like I need to die.
Did you die? No.
I sounded so happy to because I hope you do.
Only in Minecraft, not in real life.
I hope my lovely father survives.
Life is mortality. It's going to happen sooner or later, right?
Yeah, true. I believe you can fly!
I'm sure of it, too. Fell from a high place.
All right. Ooh. Stinky arrows.
They're font arrows. Is that right? You're a fart.
All right. Get off of my face!
Sorry. I can't believe how Mom gets stressed when we play together.
Alright. Oh!
Dad, you should really find out how to get a better sword.
What am I basically going with a dandelion here?
Yeah, basically. Alright.
No, a dandelion... Now, you programmed these switches, right?
What switches? Yeah, I did.
Oh, good for you. It's actually really easy.
Alright, hopefully there's poison there.
I died.
Oh, did I kill you? Yeah.
Okay, stone sword.
Is that good? Actually, that's a good name for a band.
Yeah. So far, so good.
Don't fly. Off you go.
Enjoy. I wish I killed you.
You wish you what? I hoped I killed you.
This is all about the peaceful parenting, right?
Absolutely. Get it all out of the game.
All right. Now, there's another...
Okay, can we just... Hang on.
Can you just... Okay, there we go. Ah!
Did it sound like I... I didn't actually say, can we have a truce, did I? No.
Because that would be cheating. All right.
Dad, what do you not do all the time?
No, he's sorry. What do I do? I am a bit of a cheat.
But it's obvious cheating.
Well, that's why he loves the game cheat.
The card game. The card game cheat is great.
And what do I do? What's my talent?
Dad, you're not allowed to go to other bases!
Are you kidding me? You told me to come to another base.
Oh, that rule seems to be...
Oh, look at that!
I can fly! Wait, what happened to mine?
What's the... What the...
Oh, die! Die, die, die! Oh, there it is.
Okay, hang on. I have to do this too!
I live! I live!
Is there any fuss? Wait, can I pick up a train here or a hovercraft?
Oh, actually, I should do that next round.
If I ever want to make one, I should have a train from each setting.
What I want is the entire ground here.
Dad, start jumping. You go a lot faster if you jump.
No, not in real!
Sorry, sorry. Very lame.
Hey, don't click my ear. It's too vivid.
Dad just jumps! It's too vivid.
All right. Does it really go faster when you jump?
Yeah, you do. Just keep jumping.
Keep clicking that button.
You know, when I was young, about your age, I could run so fast, I got younger.
Yeah, true. Yeah, it's not true.
Otherwise, you'd be young. Oh, yeah.
That's a burn. All right.
Did you hear that burn?
Because burn. All right.
I'm going to throw stuff at you.
Did you go to...
Okay.
All right, I have...
Okay, quit making stuff around your base.
It's annoying. Oh, right.
Now, I'm a little stuck here, right?
I've got no arrows. Hi, hi, hi.
Can I throw my bow at you? No, I have no arrows, and I have...
Wait, hang on. Is there anything in here?
Oh, unfortunately, gosh, there really isn't anything in here.
How tragic. Maybe you ran out.
Dad! Yeah? You're in purple base, right?
Yeah. I don't know.
These physics are catastrophic.
What? What is wrong with the faces?
Dad, maybe you should have stopped, like, not building the entire wall around one side of your base.
Get off of purple base.
I really enjoy how I'm wasting my arrows trying to figure out the physics of this thing.
Ooh, did I get you? No.
Oh, come on. What base are you on?
Uh, you know me.
Because I'm all about this.
Dad, stop! Yeah, sorry.
You mean stop singing or just stop being confusing?
No! Just stop everything! Stop my heart?
Yeah, please. That would be helpful.
Oh, the viciousness.
You're viciousness-less.
Excellent. Excellent English skills.
Yeah. How did you get to that bass, Dad?
Oh, it's a mystery.
You built this whole thing. Shouldn't you know?
Shouldn't you know? Maybe I should.
But I don't. What?
Oh! Ketchup man!
Ketchup man! You're a ketchup man!
Did you die? Yeah. Oh.
I'll catch you. Sorry.
And this, is this fire?
What is it for? Oh, no, what is it for?
It's a campfire. I know it's a campfire.
Oh, really, Dad? You're going to catch me?
Did you say that?
I think I accidentally respawned.
All right. All right, hang on.
Check your chest. Still manly, still vaguely hairy, and extraordinarily well muscled.
Oh, yeah, sure. All right.
Dad, what? Stop going to your base.
You're not on your base. I know you're on...
So, wait. What you're saying is that in this game, I should go exactly where you know I'm going to go.
Dad, you... And that would be a very wise...
That is part of the rule.
Dad, please. Well, hey, wait.
How do I know which is my base? It's blue base.
It has the blue color.
Did you not see anything?
Izzy, there's lots of blue on this base.
Oh. Okay, I'll go to another base.
No, you're going to blue base right now.
Wait, I need to just have a quick look in here.
Ooh, eggs. Oh, we've got eggs and we've got...
Snowballs. No, we've got eggs and we've got a campfire.
What the... Hey, how come you got me in two hits?
Because I have a diamond sword and you have crappy armor.
So you gave me... No, stop Team Green!
Huh? Don't go to Team Green, Dad.
- Hey dad, you're team blue. - Sorry, I panicked.
All right, I need better shoes.
And let's do that.
I mean, I know I'm going to die now anyway, but I can't put on the pants.
Wait, isn't there a picture of my, like an outline of me where I put things on or something like that?
No. Yeah, there is, but too bad for you.
You're not finding it. Very helpful.
You did take off your helmet, though.
Well, I think I A, took off my helmet, and B, fell head down.
All right. Just so I get slightly less whining, I've decided to go to my own base, or a base of some kind.
Yeah, whatever that means. Oh, that was extraordinarily bad physics.
What was? Oh, just my...
Wow, you can take a lot of arrows.
You're like a pincushion. Yeah, because I have diamond armor on, which maybe you should start even thinking of getting our...
Okay, so I have a question.
Where's my diamond armor?
You didn't get it first, even though I gave you like two minutes on the mainland to try.
But you didn't even get close.
Don't worry. I found some leather boots that are dyed.
And they will help me. Dad, no, please stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
What? Right now, put the arrows back.
I have the whole base set up, although you are not.
I can't put them all back. Yeah, okay.
I'll just get some. No.
All right, here we go. It's a lot of work to reset all the bases.
Well, the important thing is it's not my work.
Do you like it when you have a lot of shows to put out?
I love my audience.
I love my shows. Yes, but you don't...
I have the best job in the world. Yes, you do.
But you still don't like it when you have two gazillion shows that you have to put out because you don't like all the glitchy.
Alright, so this game is becoming a little bit less fair at the moment, and I'm just wondering how we can make it more fair.
Maybe you should try and get some iron armor like I suggested.
And where's that? In the chests on the mainland.
Oh, sorry, I should say barrels.
And Dad, what the heck happened to your armor?
You don't have any. I have such skills, I feel armor is beneath me.
Well, then how come you just died three times in a row?
That is a fine question, and I wish I had a good answer for you, but I'm afraid I don't.
Dad, check your chest. Just check the chest.
I'm going to shoot you as I went down.
Check your chest. Check my chest?
Yes. And go to blue base.
Go to blue base. And I assume this is some sort of hideous trap.
Iron sword. Well, that's helpful, right?
But it's... No, don't.
What the? You were very close.
Hey! Really?
Really? Yeah!
That is the plan. Yeah! Now, I lost all my cool stuff there, didn't I? No, you didn't.
No? No. And Dad put the green armor back on green base.
Uh-huh. Oh, is it really color-coded?
Yes. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, do you not see how it is?
Let me get to green base first, all right?
It's this way, right? Attack!
Attack! Get your armor!
What? Get armor!
How about I get a compassionate child instead?
Would that be alright? That'd suck.
Yeah, fair enough. Alright.
Alright. Iron sword's better than stone sword.
Alright. You know, there's all these random blue blocks over there.
Dad, will you please start going to your own base?
Alright. There are all of these blue blocks everywhere.
I find it quite confusing. Maybe because you placed them!
That is true. That is very true.
Alright. Are you going to give me 13 seconds?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, yeah maybe because you took too much.
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.
So basically you take no damage because you're wrapped in diamonds, right?
You're wrapped in diamonds. I'm actually not, otherwise the game might be slightly more fair.
Oh, this was good. I'm getting one pixel over.
What did you throw at me? Are you throwing snowballs at me?
No, I'm throwing arrows at you, Dad.
Snowballs don't do any damage.
Alright. Uh-oh.
Alright, time to hide. Oh, either I'm gassy or you did something nasty to me.
Oh, is it really?
So basically, it's just like me playing normally.
Oh! True.
Oh, that's painful.
I mean, it's not physically painful, of course, because it's only a video game, but emotionally, I have like decades of experience with you on video games, and I'm still getting eaten alive.
No, have an egg! Good lord.
Okay, so you need to tell me where to get this armor from.
The barrel's on the mainland!
And don't click my base!
Don't what? Dad, you have to click blue!
I'm too busy getting pointless to kill because I don't have any armor.
And I lost my way out of it. Keep on!
Alright, I'm going to the place with the blue blocks.
Isn't that literally every island right now?
I believe the blue blocks have been mysteriously multiplying.
See, I got no. Don't shoot me.
Sorry, did you hear the first part of that sentence?
No, I didn't shoot you. I hit you with a sword.
Yeah. Distinction without a difference.
Dad, just go check out your chest.
Oh my god, I'm helping you!
You're what? I'm helping you.
You actually seem to be keeping killing me.
Maybe that's because you initiated it!
You were never allowed to be a doctor.
Yeah, being a doctor would be fun!
Oh, that's excellent. Alright, I think you just lost all your patience ahead of time.
Alright, so there's no armor here.
Is there another... Dad, okay, listen.
I took all the good armor.
Stop, stop, stop right now.
Go to your base, go to base blue, or I'm shooting you with an arrow.
Get! Well, you can shoot me with an arrow either way, right?
Okay, so blue base. No, not that one!
Dad, Dad! Where, where?
That one right there. Right there.
No, not there! Come back, come back!
Alright, I'm coming back. Right here.
Follow me. Yes, because I had to build it because...
Oh, so it's fine for you to color your blocks.
Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, hey, look, I found some leggings.
Maybe that's because I helped you!
You did help me. Thank you.
I appreciate that. All right. I think we'll get rid of the eggs because I don't feel that they're essential.
No, just throw them at them.
Throw them at you. All right, hang on.
I've got to figure out... Oh, I figured I had to put these on.
I figured I had to put these on. I figured I had to put these on.
Get your helmet on!
Dad, boots are useless. Dad, get...
Oh my gosh. Okay, I'm going to have to do so much work to reset this whole thing.
What do you mean, reset? I have to get the whole thing set up.
Oh, it doesn't save it and then you just go back to the...
No, I have to change the whole thing.
Really? Yeah, you got...
That seems like a lot of work. I want to keep the bases set up so that we can do both different bases.
Did you fall? Yes. Wait, did I get a kill?
That's 4,000 for me. We put your camera on the other side so that you can read the stuff that's said there.
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.
Okay. I wish I had a more evil skin because right now I'm really feeling like it.
Wait, now hang on. Did you keep your...
Yeah, everybody keeps their stuff.
Oh, is that right? I put keep inventory on.
Alright, so I'm running away, and I can't be dealt with.
Yes, you can. But now you have all of this crazy stuff.
Ah, it missed me!
You're so hot! It's the end!
Alright, now you know what?
Actually, it's quite peaceful here.
You know, like right here, with the slowly- Would you like me to join you down there?
Um, you gonna jump down?
Oh, I can, and I can live too.
Do you have that cape thing?
What cape thing? No, I don't have turtle flying thing, whatever it's called.
Feather falling. Oh, yeah.
By the way, you shot me with the strength arrow.
I did that just to confuse everybody.
A strength arrow?
Yeah. I did the red arrows.
They look like arrows of harmony, but I actually put them as arrows of strength.
Oh, we're both falling to our...
I lived!
I lived! Oh, that seems fair.
All right. Well, where are you here?
You've got to be around here somewhere. No, wait, wait, wait for me!
You've got to be around here somewhere.
Not that! Like that! Hide and go seek of doom.
You're a hide and go seeker, Angela.
Kill the cat! No! Don't kill the cat!
I'm not going to kill the cat, boo.
What kind of monster do you think I'm not?
Alright. Here you are!
Friendy! I come to jump and hug and hug and ahhh!
And ahhh! From above!
Death from above! Wait.
You're the wrong way.
Oh, I'm going to spit. Respawn.
Respawn. You're going to have to run out of health at some point.
I don't care if it takes a hundred years.
Am I going to? Wait.
No, I'm going to quit! Run!
Run! What are you running to?
There's nothing out there!
Turn and fight! I'm scared!
Turn and fight like an 8 pixel monster that you are.
I'm jumping low! I died.
Oh, armor, armor, armor!
Is it underground? I'm going to dig until I find this armor.
I'm fine. Okay, I'm not going to do that.
No, wait, running away, running away.
Extreme runningness. You can't run, dig any farther, Dad.
And is there anything down there?
It's called bedrock. Yeah, I'll go into creative and break it so you can jump through.
No, that's fine. Please. Alright, I've gone elsewhere.
You cannot come to my base.
That is forbidden. Why not?
According to the rules of the queen of the...
something. Alright, I'm hiding here.
No one can see me. Death, you giant lump of iron.
Oh, sorry. I'm just going to...
No! Didn't we both die?
I like how we kind of shut down there together.
That was fun. Alright.
We've got no subtlety anymore.
Now it's just pixel slash for no purpose.
Alright, that's it.
Snowball time. Are you kidding me?
Yeah. Does it do anything?
No, it's supposed to hit you off platforms.
Really? Oh, I should have been using that all this time.
I know! I just have to stay away from your pointy end.
It's like dealing with a viper.
Okay, now it's about running away.
Pointy end. Point the other end.
Point the pointy end the other way.
All right. You know, I've got to tell you, you know what I would have to say about your character?
Is the posture is, you know, very leaned over, which is, you know, kind of catastrophic.
Oh, wait. Hang on, hang on.
I'm farting! I'm protected.
Did you really fall for that?
No. Oh, I can smell it from here.
No, I'm just kidding. All right. Can I throw blocks at you?
Yeah. All right.
A good pointy end is away, and I'm sure it's going to stay that way.
Are you looking at my screen? I can't look at your screen.
It's too far away. All right.
Did I win?
Did I win? No. Wait, can I dance in your grave?
Okay, here we go. You're kind.
All right, let's do one more death, one more kill.
What do you think? Fine. The blocks where everything went perfectly.
Oh, did you just go in? I think I saw the door open.
No, I didn't actually. By the way, this may not be the best going to sleep podcast that I've ever done with the random screaming.
The high-pitched screaming, some of which comes from my daughter.
All right, I'm doing a weave.
I'm weaving. You can't hit me.
I'm bobbing and weaving. Oh, look at that.
Oh, missed, missed, missed, missed.
Pointy at...
Ow!
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Oh, crap, I just gave you a...
Oh, yes. No, perfect. It's all in there.
Wait. Oh, that's it.
Cat's going to get it. Wait, that's it.
Come here. Come here.
Oh, did you warp?
Yeah. Oh, quick question.
Which one did you go to? I think I did.
There we go! Oh, I believe you should fly.
That's very... Oh, did you survive?
Yeah. Oh, that's no good.
That's bad. I think I made the armor too strong.
You know, I got to tell you, I don't think diamond armor would be easy to shape or live with.
Yeah, I don't either. Dad, jump off.
We might spawn together. No, I'm going to go and get all of the weapons, right?
I need some arrows and stuff. Eggs?
What is that? Potatoes? No!
Okay, there's nothing here. Nothing here!
All right.
One more kill. One more kill.
You said that like five kills ago.
All right. I mean, one more...
No, one more core element of homeschooling.
All right, here we go. What? What's homeschooling, Nikki?
Are you kidding? All right.
Now, what happens if you get it with the arrow of flowness?
All right. Oh, okay.
Did you fall? You died? No, I didn't.
I lived! What? How is this fall?
I lied. I didn't live at all.
You what? I didn't live at all.
Oh, did you lie to your father?
Yes, I did. Why wouldn't I? Oh, oh, oh, that's it.
Punishment for lying.
You fell from a high place.
All right, all right, so let's stop.
So that's cool. So do you want to tell anyone...
Do you want to tell anyone...
I'm tickling his belly.
It's tough to find. Now, did...
Hang on, hang on. Is there anything you wanted to tell people about what we've been doing and how to do it?
No. I can actually show you the command block, I think.
Well, it'll be on this screen.
Should I come down? Uh, yeah, sure.
But there's only one way to do it. Oh, I can't do it.
I have to go to creative to actually show it.
Okay, never mind, never mind. No, no, no! Come, come, come!
Just die! I believe I can fly!
Okay, respawn. That was not my singing voice.
Seriously. No, she's got a good singing voice.
No, I don't. I suck at singing.
Alright, here we go. No, don't kill me!
Anyways, you can't, Dad. Keep shaking.
Hit me, hit me, hit me, Dad.
Hit me. What?
I'm a creative. Oh, yeah.
It's basically the same as before when you had your armor.
So, look. Okay, you want me to hold this up?
Can I show the camera? Yeah. Okay, so we can hold this up to the camera.
And do you want to explain to people what it is you've been doing?
Okay, do you want... Basically, just click slash teleport.
That top one? Whatever coordinates you want.
Oh, so they do coordinates. And then also, like, it says the stuff there, so.
All right. I mean, I had to search it up a bit, but I generally got the idea, so.
Because you used to do the stuff with Redstone, too, right?
Redstone is disgusting, maybe.
All right. Good to know. Well, thanks, everyone.
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I'm going to give everybody your dance.
Yeah, you do it. You do it. I blew up the mic.
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It's just... Hey, hey, hey!
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