Sept. 26, 2019 - Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux
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| Alright, so we're having a game of... | |
| Rocket League. Rocket League. | |
| The better player is the one on the left. | |
| Not just Barracudas. That's our team as a whole. | |
| No! But the better... | |
| So you want to watch the person on the... | |
| It's right. I'm right. No, I'm the one on the left. | |
| Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it. | |
| Did you? Did you? Ooh, right in the corner! | |
| Oh, this is the moment where you get the fire. | |
| Oh my god, that's fun. Do you want to watch? | |
| Yeah, sure. Dad, let's do that. | |
| You're like, I got it, I got it, and I'm like, no. | |
| I thought you had missed there, but that was a very good starting shot. | |
| Thank you. Alright. Can I try? | |
| No, no, you do it, you do it. No, you're at a bad angle. | |
| No, no, I'm at a bad angle. Yeah, okay. | |
| So I'm just going to go over here. | |
| And just in case, on the off chance it misses. | |
| Oh! Nice. | |
| And actually, this is the thing I don't hugely... | |
| I think the ball should start bouncing. | |
| I think that these... Oh, I'll try. | |
| I think that these massive, like, you can score right off the back does not strike me as particularly fair. | |
| Ooh, close. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. | |
| All right. | |
| Hang on, let's come back here. | |
| And so you can do sudden turns for those who haven't played. | |
| And the little arrow tells you the ball is. | |
| You can do useless jumps. And I'm sending it down to our areas. | |
| Jumps are useless! Jumps are not helpful, but you can do these big turns, which are helpful. | |
| It's something. Ball, I think. | |
| Oh, oh. So I wanted to get him out the way. | |
| Oh, there it goes. Okay, I wanted to bump him out the way. | |
| So now, we've got a little boost thing, which you get. | |
| Oh, he moved it out of that way. | |
| Alright, so I'm going down the wall here. | |
| And where is it now? Oh, is it right in front? | |
| It's right in front. Oh, he got it just out of her way. | |
| That was a jump. That was not helpful. | |
| Okay, so I'm just going to knock it out of the way to make sure it doesn't... | |
| Now, uh-oh, I'm afraid I put it right in front of our base. | |
| I didn't. I got it out of the way. | |
| All right, where's the ball? There we go, okay. | |
| Now, you can see these numbers on the bottom is your boost, right? | |
| So you get the boost. Yeah, and the big boosts are the golden teardrop floaty things. | |
| Like, there's one way up ahead. Yeah, they'll give you 100, right? | |
| Yeah, and the little pads, the little pads on the ground only give you 12, so they're kind of useless. | |
| I say if you're going to get boosts... | |
| Oh, it's right in front of our base. Get the teardrop. | |
| Oh, did he get it? No. | |
| He did a good shot there, man. | |
| But he didn't get it. Okay, I'm going to turn around here. | |
| And see if I can get it out from in front of her back. | |
| That is not a good place for it to be. | |
| Oh, nice shot, nice shot, nice shot. | |
| Okay, so I'm gonna use my boost here and try and get it. | |
| Gonna back up a little here, and oh, no, no. | |
| See if I can get it here. I rammed you. | |
| Oh, okay, it's right there in front of the base. | |
| I think I might have got a good shot off there. | |
| I booped someone! Oh, I think I got it, I think I got it. | |
| Oh, nice! Oh, yes! | |
| Alright, we can get that. | |
| Okay, hang on, no, no, you gotta watch this, it's genius. | |
| Watch, watch. Step back one. | |
| Okay, we saw that. Now it's not even hitting. | |
| It's not even going in. It's not even going in. | |
| Look at that. Oh, it was going in. | |
| I just turned around the side there. Okay, skip. | |
| All right, can you do it? Yep. All right. | |
| Three, zero. And the computers are set to Master Excellence Super Botanist. | |
| Actually, no, they're set to, I think, Root. | |
| Yeah. All right. | |
| Now, actually, that's exactly the same kind of flamethrowers that we have when I finish the show. | |
| Okay, can I do it? Okay, so I'm the one on the left here. | |
| So we boom, and then you've got to slow down. | |
| Otherwise, what happens is... | |
| It goes way over top. So if you're clicking boost, then just get rid of everything. | |
| Completely let go of all buttons when you're at the next boosting. | |
| I think I got it again. No, let me do it. | |
| You want to do it? Okay. Oh, you did it very well. | |
| Oh! Oh my god, he hit it again. | |
| No, he hit it. I thought he saved it. | |
| No, he hit it. Look, look, look. | |
| That was a great angle, by the way. | |
| Look, he hit it. I had faith in you the whole time. | |
| Oh, he didn't, he didn't. | |
| If he'd have jumped, you can jump. | |
| If he'd have jumped, he'd be okay. Okay, you get it. | |
| You're in a much better way. Jumping's too hard. | |
| Jumping, I think jumping sucks. | |
| Basically, the whole game is, in case you miss the, oh, like that, in case you miss the first one, Then you're gonna have to do something. | |
| Okay, I blocked it from going back and it's bouncing in the middle there. | |
| Oh, I... Oh, I got it. | |
| I'm gonna try and get him from behind. | |
| Oh, he got kinda... He jumped. | |
| Oh, that's a little too high for Daddy. | |
| Alright, hang on. There it is. | |
| I almost hit someone. | |
| Oh. I feel very sad that I didn't. | |
| Because, you know, I think people... | |
| Oh, oh, oh! Daddy, is he on a breakaway? | |
| Oh, I got knocked. What's... | |
| what... A breakaway is when it's just you. | |
| Oh! Oh! Oh! | |
| Oh! So close! | |
| So close! That was sad. | |
| The horror. Like, that wasn't just you. | |
| That was just generally sad. It was a little sad in general, right? | |
| Everybody in life. Okay, a broke hit on the way. | |
| I'm going to hit someone because I made it. | |
| Oh, he's got it. I was hoping to get a non... | |
| Oh, he lost. He lost it. | |
| That's because it's not quite... | |
| Oh! Oh no! I got it out of the way. | |
| You saved it? Yeah. Great job. | |
| I'm just climbing on the wall for no particular reason, right? | |
| Yeah. That's always a good thing to do though, okay? | |
| So never feel bad when you do that. | |
| Oh. I don't know why I'm sending it back to our base. | |
| Did I get any score or nothing? Probably. | |
| Okay. Block it there. | |
| I'm just informing everybody. | |
| I'm the most supportive teammate. | |
| Oh, I blew you so much. I'm a very supportive teammate. | |
| Oh, is that you just getting away from the goal? | |
| What? Yeah, probably. | |
| Okay. No, they're down there, right? | |
| Okay, okay. It's coming back in front of the goal. | |
| I booped someone again. Oh, look at that! | |
| Nice score. I saw that because I was inside the goal. | |
| Full rainbow fart power. | |
| Okay, check this. Check this. | |
| Check this. Boom! | |
| In! Okay, let's click X. Alright. | |
| Can we just replay that for the next couple of minutes? | |
| No, please no. Alright, can I do it? | |
| Nope. Let me do it. | |
| Let me do it. I got a good angle. Oh, oh, oh! | |
| Oh, that was so rude! | |
| Actually, fair enough. Yeah, I actually don't believe it. | |
| That's totally fine. Uh-oh. Oh no, I thought I accidentally sent it to my own. | |
| I realized that it wasn't going in, so I decided not to hit it. | |
| Good. Alright. No, he just stole my boost. | |
| Okay, it wasn't actually... | |
| Okay, it's going in front of the net, so see if you can block it. | |
| Was that you? Yep. Good job. | |
| Good job. Good job. Alright. | |
| Fire! Oh! That was me. | |
| Sorry. I jumped and I hit it! | |
| Oh, I might be able to. | |
| Oh, it bounced just at the wrong time. | |
| Oh! Oh, was that you? | |
| Yeah. You knocked it in? | |
| I was the one who bounced it. | |
| Let's see, let's see. Was that you who knocked it in? | |
| I bounced it. I was the one who bounced it. | |
| And then? And then? I missed it. | |
| No, Scout put it in. | |
| No, he didn't. Yeah, he did with Scout. | |
| No, but it says Jenna Dragon scored. | |
| Oh, yeah, yeah, but that's because you were the last to touch it from our team. | |
| Yeah, see, that's what it is. Okay, you do it, you do it, you do it. | |
| See, let go of all buttons then. | |
| Yeah, yeah, there you go. Do you think we'll get ten? | |
| Ten to zero? That is, you know, we're going to have to up their difficulty. | |
| Yeah, we really will. All right, can I do it? | |
| I do, okay. No, you do it, you do it, you're closer. | |
| You'll get the edge. Oh, no, I won't. | |
| All right, hang on. | |
| Okay, it's in the middle. Dream someone. | |
| Nice. And that's when you hit them. | |
| Oh, let's see if I can get it on the... | |
| Oh, no, I didn't get it there. | |
| Oh, it's in front there. | |
| Oh, did I? I did that! | |
| Oh, I didn't make it in! | |
| Oh, that's just wretched. But that was me! | |
| Oh, he's got a breakaway. | |
| Can you stop it? Can you stop it? | |
| Oh, beautiful! Thank you. | |
| I'm on your team now. Wait, what? | |
| Forever. What? Next time we play solo. | |
| Oh, did I get it? Did I get it? No. | |
| No, but I really want to boom this guy. | |
| No, but it's going to go in front. It's going to go in front, and then we can get him, hopefully. | |
| Oh! That was me, sorry. | |
| That was you? Yep. Did I get it? | |
| I got no boost. | |
| I got no boost. Then, okay, he knocked it out of the way. | |
| Never mind, we are safe. | |
| All right, let's see if I can... | |
| Oh! Good, good, all right. | |
| Let me see if I can go down here. | |
| Look at that! | |
| Victory! What do we get here? | |
| I'm Ace, you Slowpoke, and Prodigy. | |
| Alright! Great game, great game. |
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