Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux - Stefan and Isabella Molyneux: Let's Play Rocket League!
Aired: 2019-09-26
Duration: 07:49


=== Let's Play Rocket League (07:49) ===

[00:00:00]  Alright, so we're having a game of...
[00:00:02]  Rocket League. Rocket League.
[00:00:04]  The better player is the one on the left.
[00:00:06]  Not just Barracudas. That's our team as a whole.
[00:00:08]  No! But the better...
[00:00:09]  So you want to watch the person on the...
[00:00:10]  It's right. I'm right. No, I'm the one on the left.
[00:00:12]  Oh, I got it. I got it. I got it.
[00:00:15]  Did you? Did you? Ooh, right in the corner!
[00:00:19]  Oh, this is the moment where you get the fire.
[00:00:21]  Oh my god, that's fun. Do you want to watch?
[00:00:22]  Yeah, sure. Dad, let's do that.
[00:00:23]  You're like, I got it, I got it, and I'm like, no.
[00:00:25]  I thought you had missed there, but that was a very good starting shot.
[00:00:28]  Thank you. Alright. Can I try?
[00:00:30]  No, no, you do it, you do it. No, you're at a bad angle.
[00:00:31]  No, no, I'm at a bad angle. Yeah, okay.
[00:00:32]  So I'm just going to go over here.
[00:00:34]  And just in case, on the off chance it misses.
[00:00:37]  Oh! Nice.
[00:00:38]  And actually, this is the thing I don't hugely...
[00:00:40]  I think the ball should start bouncing.
[00:00:42]  I think that these... Oh, I'll try.
[00:00:44]  I think that these massive, like, you can score right off the back does not strike me as particularly fair.
[00:00:50]  Ooh, close. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
[00:00:52]  All right.
[00:00:55]  Hang on, let's come back here.
[00:00:57]  And so you can do sudden turns for those who haven't played.
[00:01:02]  And the little arrow tells you the ball is.
[00:01:04]  You can do useless jumps. And I'm sending it down to our areas.
[00:01:06]  Jumps are useless! Jumps are not helpful, but you can do these big turns, which are helpful.
[00:01:10]  It's something. Ball, I think.
[00:01:12]  Oh, oh. So I wanted to get him out the way.
[00:01:15]  Oh, there it goes. Okay, I wanted to bump him out the way.
[00:01:18]  So now, we've got a little boost thing, which you get.
[00:01:21]  Oh, he moved it out of that way.
[00:01:22]  Alright, so I'm going down the wall here.
[00:01:25]  And where is it now? Oh, is it right in front?
[00:01:26]  It's right in front. Oh, he got it just out of her way.
[00:01:30]  That was a jump. That was not helpful.
[00:01:31]  Okay, so I'm just going to knock it out of the way to make sure it doesn't...
[00:01:36]  Now, uh-oh, I'm afraid I put it right in front of our base.
[00:01:38]  I didn't. I got it out of the way.
[00:01:41]  All right, where's the ball? There we go, okay.
[00:01:42]  Now, you can see these numbers on the bottom is your boost, right?
[00:01:45]  So you get the boost. Yeah, and the big boosts are the golden teardrop floaty things.
[00:01:49]  Like, there's one way up ahead. Yeah, they'll give you 100, right?
[00:01:51]  Yeah, and the little pads, the little pads on the ground only give you 12, so they're kind of useless.
[00:01:56]  I say if you're going to get boosts...
[00:01:57]  Oh, it's right in front of our base. Get the teardrop.
[00:02:00]  Oh, did he get it? No.
[00:02:01]  He did a good shot there, man.
[00:02:03]  But he didn't get it. Okay, I'm going to turn around here.
[00:02:05]  And see if I can get it out from in front of her back.
[00:02:07]  That is not a good place for it to be.
[00:02:09]  Oh, nice shot, nice shot, nice shot.
[00:02:12]  Okay, so I'm gonna use my boost here and try and get it.
[00:02:15]  Gonna back up a little here, and oh, no, no.
[00:02:18]  See if I can get it here. I rammed you.
[00:02:20]  Oh, okay, it's right there in front of the base.
[00:02:22]  I think I might have got a good shot off there.
[00:02:23]  I booped someone! Oh, I think I got it, I think I got it.
[00:02:26]  Oh, nice! Oh, yes!
[00:02:30]  Alright, we can get that.
[00:02:31]  Okay, hang on, no, no, you gotta watch this, it's genius.
[00:02:33]  Watch, watch. Step back one.
[00:02:35]  Okay, we saw that. Now it's not even hitting.
[00:02:36]  It's not even going in. It's not even going in.
[00:02:38]  Look at that. Oh, it was going in.
[00:02:39]  I just turned around the side there. Okay, skip.
[00:02:41]  All right, can you do it? Yep. All right.
[00:02:43]  Three, zero. And the computers are set to Master Excellence Super Botanist.
[00:02:48]  Actually, no, they're set to, I think, Root.
[00:02:50]  Yeah. All right.
[00:02:53]  Now, actually, that's exactly the same kind of flamethrowers that we have when I finish the show.
[00:02:58]  Okay, can I do it? Okay, so I'm the one on the left here.
[00:03:00]  So we boom, and then you've got to slow down.
[00:03:03]  Otherwise, what happens is...
[00:03:04]  It goes way over top. So if you're clicking boost, then just get rid of everything.
[00:03:08]  Completely let go of all buttons when you're at the next boosting.
[00:03:12]  I think I got it again. No, let me do it.
[00:03:14]  You want to do it? Okay. Oh, you did it very well.
[00:03:18]  Oh! Oh my god, he hit it again.
[00:03:21]  No, he hit it. I thought he saved it.
[00:03:23]  No, he hit it. Look, look, look.
[00:03:25]  That was a great angle, by the way.
[00:03:27]  Look, he hit it. I had faith in you the whole time.
[00:03:29]  Oh, he didn't, he didn't.
[00:03:30]  If he'd have jumped, you can jump.
[00:03:32]  If he'd have jumped, he'd be okay. Okay, you get it.
[00:03:34]  You're in a much better way. Jumping's too hard.
[00:03:36]  Jumping, I think jumping sucks.
[00:03:38]  Basically, the whole game is, in case you miss the, oh, like that, in case you miss the first one, Then you're gonna have to do something.
[00:03:44]  Okay, I blocked it from going back and it's bouncing in the middle there.
[00:03:47]  Oh, I... Oh, I got it.
[00:03:48]  I'm gonna try and get him from behind.
[00:03:50]  Oh, he got kinda... He jumped.
[00:03:53]  Oh, that's a little too high for Daddy.
[00:03:54]  Alright, hang on. There it is.
[00:03:56]  I almost hit someone.
[00:03:57]  Oh. I feel very sad that I didn't.
[00:03:59]  Because, you know, I think people...
[00:04:01]  Oh, oh, oh! Daddy, is he on a breakaway?
[00:04:03]  Oh, I got knocked. What's...
[00:04:04]  what... A breakaway is when it's just you.
[00:04:06]  Oh! Oh! Oh!
[00:04:08]  Oh! So close!
[00:04:10]  So close! That was sad.
[00:04:12]  The horror. Like, that wasn't just you.
[00:04:14]  That was just generally sad. It was a little sad in general, right?
[00:04:16]  Everybody in life. Okay, a broke hit on the way.
[00:04:20]  I'm going to hit someone because I made it.
[00:04:22]  Oh, he's got it. I was hoping to get a non...
[00:04:24]  Oh, he lost. He lost it.
[00:04:26]  That's because it's not quite...
[00:04:31]  Oh! Oh no! I got it out of the way.
[00:04:33]  You saved it? Yeah. Great job.
[00:04:35]  I'm just climbing on the wall for no particular reason, right?
[00:04:37]  Yeah. That's always a good thing to do though, okay?
[00:04:39]  So never feel bad when you do that.
[00:04:41]  Oh. I don't know why I'm sending it back to our base.
[00:04:43]  Did I get any score or nothing? Probably.
[00:04:46]  Okay. Block it there.
[00:04:48]  I'm just informing everybody.
[00:04:50]  I'm the most supportive teammate.
[00:04:51]  Oh, I blew you so much. I'm a very supportive teammate.
[00:04:54]  Oh, is that you just getting away from the goal?
[00:04:56]  What? Yeah, probably.
[00:04:58]  Okay. No, they're down there, right?
[00:05:01]  Okay, okay. It's coming back in front of the goal.
[00:05:03]  I booped someone again. Oh, look at that!
[00:05:07]  Nice score. I saw that because I was inside the goal.
[00:05:10]  Full rainbow fart power.
[00:05:11]  Okay, check this. Check this.
[00:05:13]  Check this. Boom!
[00:05:15]  In! Okay, let's click X. Alright.
[00:05:17]  Can we just replay that for the next couple of minutes?
[00:05:19]  No, please no. Alright, can I do it?
[00:05:20]  Nope. Let me do it.
[00:05:21]  Let me do it. I got a good angle. Oh, oh, oh!
[00:05:26]  Oh, that was so rude!
[00:05:28]  Actually, fair enough. Yeah, I actually don't believe it.
[00:05:31]  That's totally fine. Uh-oh. Oh no, I thought I accidentally sent it to my own.
[00:05:36]  I realized that it wasn't going in, so I decided not to hit it.
[00:05:39]  Good. Alright. No, he just stole my boost.
[00:05:43]  Okay, it wasn't actually...
[00:05:44]  Okay, it's going in front of the net, so see if you can block it.
[00:05:47]  Was that you? Yep. Good job.
[00:05:48]  Good job. Good job. Alright.
[00:05:51]  Fire! Oh! That was me.
[00:05:53]  Sorry. I jumped and I hit it!
[00:05:57]  Oh, I might be able to.
[00:05:59]  Oh, it bounced just at the wrong time.
[00:06:02]  Oh! Oh, was that you?
[00:06:06]  Yeah. You knocked it in?
[00:06:07]  I was the one who bounced it.
[00:06:08]  Let's see, let's see. Was that you who knocked it in?
[00:06:10]  I bounced it. I was the one who bounced it.
[00:06:13]  And then? And then? I missed it.
[00:06:16]  No, Scout put it in.
[00:06:17]  No, he didn't. Yeah, he did with Scout.
[00:06:19]  No, but it says Jenna Dragon scored.
[00:06:20]  Oh, yeah, yeah, but that's because you were the last to touch it from our team.
[00:06:23]  Yeah, see, that's what it is. Okay, you do it, you do it, you do it.
[00:06:26]  See, let go of all buttons then.
[00:06:27]  Yeah, yeah, there you go. Do you think we'll get ten?
[00:06:30]  Ten to zero? That is, you know, we're going to have to up their difficulty.
[00:06:33]  Yeah, we really will. All right, can I do it?
[00:06:35]  I do, okay. No, you do it, you do it, you're closer.
[00:06:38]  You'll get the edge. Oh, no, I won't.
[00:06:41]  All right, hang on.
[00:06:45]  Okay, it's in the middle. Dream someone.
[00:06:48]  Nice. And that's when you hit them.
[00:06:51]  Oh, let's see if I can get it on the...
[00:06:52]  Oh, no, I didn't get it there.
[00:06:56]  Oh, it's in front there.
[00:06:58]  Oh, did I? I did that!
[00:06:59]  Oh, I didn't make it in!
[00:07:01]  Oh, that's just wretched. But that was me!
[00:07:03]  Oh, he's got a breakaway.
[00:07:05]  Can you stop it? Can you stop it?
[00:07:08]  Oh, beautiful! Thank you.
[00:07:09]  I'm on your team now. Wait, what?
[00:07:11]  Forever. What? Next time we play solo.
[00:07:14]  Oh, did I get it? Did I get it? No.
[00:07:15]  No, but I really want to boom this guy.
[00:07:17]  No, but it's going to go in front. It's going to go in front, and then we can get him, hopefully.
[00:07:19]  Oh! That was me, sorry.
[00:07:21]  That was you? Yep. Did I get it?
[00:07:23]  I got no boost.
[00:07:24]  I got no boost. Then, okay, he knocked it out of the way.
[00:07:26]  Never mind, we are safe.
[00:07:30]  All right, let's see if I can...
[00:07:31]  Oh! Good, good, all right.
[00:07:35]  Let me see if I can go down here.
[00:07:40]  Look at that!
[00:07:42]  Victory! What do we get here?
[00:07:44]  I'm Ace, you Slowpoke, and Prodigy.
[00:07:47]  Alright! Great game, great game.